English Dub Kafka is the exact midpoint between 'perpetually exhausted thirty-something single mother', 'intergalactic criminal mastermind', and 'antagonist who gets a bit too excited for combat'. It's a rare combination but wooooo boy does it work.

@garfieldenjoyer2543

11 ай бұрын

Her voice actress does a really good job

@noneofjobussines

11 ай бұрын

She sounds like someone whose dtf but might kill you if you did something wrong

@AdrianArmbruster

11 ай бұрын

@@noneofjobussines Well, black widows have been known to eat their mates, and she does have a pretty obvious spider motif...

@counterfeit9187

11 ай бұрын

wow i just found out Kafka's VA is 40 yo, no wonder she sounds so hot and mature 😅

@garfieldenjoyer2543

11 ай бұрын

@@counterfeit9187 Ayo sir 👁️

I think I realized something. Kafka likes velvet coats because they're difficult to maintain, she prefers to look at the fierce waves closer than the pier allows, and loves watching Blade fight. She doesn't feel fear, and all these things she likes are things people avoid *because of fear* . So why would Kafka be drawn to those things? Because they're all dangerous, in some way. She likely watches Blade from closer than most people would, and I doubt someone with such a fixation for how much care velvet coats need would like them that much. So I think that while she doesn't feel fear, she *does* feel the adrenaline; and that's why she's drawn to them. It also helps explain how she's so good at creating fear. Because of her lack of it, she's willing to create or participate in scenarios where no sane person would, because *they'd be too scared to do so* . And when someone sees that they think, "Why the hell would she do those things?"; and I believe they'd come to two answers: either she's crazy, or those situations don't represent danger to her; and the latter suggests that Kafka herself is more dangerous than those situations. No matter the answer, the conclusion is that Kafka is someone they should stay away from, because she represents danger to their safety. And THAT'S likely one of the reasons she's good at creating fear. ...That turned out to be an essay and a half, good grief xD

@yiyunzhuo5991

11 ай бұрын

Good essay

@Gaeshiete

11 ай бұрын

You could probably pass alll of your exams with a fullmark if you as enthusiastic for work, as you are with lore. Thanks for sumarising this though, it's actually very interesing~

@hazy8240

11 ай бұрын

imo she just wants to know the emotion of 'fear'. i mean, that was why she joined the stellaron hunters in the first place, right? because elio promised her he can bring a change for her.

@quartz_936

11 ай бұрын

From this essay and a half, I think Kafka doesnt really feel or see fear like normal people. Its like her kind of fun and way of living life to its fullest potential.

@gerva8897

11 ай бұрын

This is the perfect explanation for “I am not in danger; I AM the danger”

"It's creates a miracle but convinces you of an accident" - interesting line here. Very motherly.

@vivyseven

11 ай бұрын

thats how i was born

@aeso3555

11 ай бұрын

@@vivyseven Who's the dad though?

@vivyseven

11 ай бұрын

@@aeso3555 silver wolf

@Kuryou_Ka

11 ай бұрын

@@aeso3555 it's Baldie

@Kuryou_Ka

11 ай бұрын

eh Bladie

"bullets r more obedient.." currently identify as a bullet rn

@feralsgoose

11 ай бұрын

Dam same

@charlieelioooo

11 ай бұрын

Same fr

@neratro8524

11 ай бұрын

💀

@bit_ronic

11 ай бұрын

bro identifies as a *9x19 mm Parabellum round, originally designed by Austrian firearm designer Georg Luger in 1901, it is widely considered the most popular handgun and submachine gun cartridge due to its low cost and extensive availability.*

i cannot fix her, but god... she could absolutely destroy me

@Shakom

11 ай бұрын

bruh x5

@endermanking4565

11 ай бұрын

@@ShakomI just love the fact you react to these comments with Bruh and then x2 or x5 depending on the comment

@Therealnumberfive

3 ай бұрын

Same lmao

There is something about Kafka's voice that separates her from other mommy characters, I can't explain it but when she speaks it's like being force to listen to her even if your not trying. If she talks you will listen.

@KMTepi

11 ай бұрын

right? her voice has something that makes people drawn to her. Just the right amount of something and an unknown of something placed and moved into our heads and just does the trick, just unexplainable. Her voice is sweet and soothing yet stern and something (mean? demanding? condescending with no condescending tone?) you can hear a faint streak of life thats also brimming yet.. idfk anymore goddammit her voice is very entrancing

@hazmatbob1519

11 ай бұрын

Thats because her voice has a cowgirl accent it is really so high noon accent thats why its so hot

@SamueL-td7fb

11 ай бұрын

mommy Makima powers indeed 🐕

@Steve-uf5yf

11 ай бұрын

Dommy mommy

@nigelxd3735

10 ай бұрын

Maybe cause how calm but tired at the same time she sounds, weird to say but it kinda does sound like a mom giving you one more attemp to obey before she gets mad

Cheryl's voice does make me feel things below~ indeed.

@Shakom

11 ай бұрын

Bruh...

@ArchonKujo

11 ай бұрын

@@Shakom And I am proud for that lmfao

@ben-taobeneton3945

11 ай бұрын

Damn. Thank you for your honesty 😂

@GarudoHS

11 ай бұрын

same

@ItzRuanxs

11 ай бұрын

As you should lmao

God, she sounds like you just caught a jazz lounge singer in the middle of their smoke break. It's mesmerizing.

@aeso3555

11 ай бұрын

Perfect way to describe her EN voice. It's alluring

“She’s got a LOT of ideas for someone so small.” SW: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE?!

@endermanking4565

11 ай бұрын

Lmao she small tho

i'm not a simping type of man but i'll admit kafka makes me feel things in a certain spot that i can't take about

@Shakom

11 ай бұрын

Bruh x2

@DespianGrimmPaldea

11 ай бұрын

Sounds like a simp in denial lol.

@endermanking4565

11 ай бұрын

In other words she makes you a simp for her even if u don’t simp you’ll simp for her

@Vis_BSG

11 ай бұрын

The heart right *the heart right*

I love how her line about her home planet boils down to either: -"I missed the show when it got destroyed. What a bummer." -"Damn.... somebody fixed it! What a bummer...."

This woman is an ASMR machine.

Gotta love how Kafka stopped going to the planet with the sea after the people of that planet made it easier to look at the waves.

I am a Kafka Simp and im proud to be one.

@ArchonKujo

11 ай бұрын

You're not alone

@deojxd4101

11 ай бұрын

you have my sword

@kane.alazare

11 ай бұрын

Hear hear 🍻

@cook1esharkz936

11 ай бұрын

And I’m disappointed in u sadly

@ArchonKujo

11 ай бұрын

@@kane.alazare Lemme join in the fun

I love Kafka she is everything and I honestly think she'd be a cool friend. Also she synergises well with my babygirl Sampo and that's cool

_"All space and time are practically infinite, and yet right here, right now, emerge...."_

@bonneil2506

11 ай бұрын

Yae! Hahahaha

dunno why but her voice is almost hypnotizing. I can't stop listening to it. it's her spirit whisper, gotta be it

I love how Shakom is just replying "bruh" to the down bad comments 😭

@Malzeno99

11 ай бұрын

Was about to write the same thing 😂

man i swear her voice is on par with Yelan EN and Yae Miko JP in terms of ear-pleasure

1:16 this is my favorite line so far HAHA

I swear Mihoyo did this on purpose, they know thier audience 😂 they going to get me to swipe lol

@neratro8524

11 ай бұрын

They doing it for money, and actually I think income from Kafka banner will be...... Well, twice more than from Hu Tao banner💀

I don’t even play Honkai but damn Kafka is making it difficult to resist the temptation…

1:38 made my right hand shiver 😢

Her voice is so goddamned amazing. “I’m in control and I need only a calm whisper for you to obey”

1:44 my favourite so far

00:09 Emerge

@Kennyfrfr7979

11 ай бұрын

we share the same braincells

This is the first and only time that I'll admit to simping😂

Tbh HSR show me why the mommies are best characters and I am not sure, whether I like it or like it (just look at Kafka, Himeko and Natasha, they are so fcking good), before HSR I loved all the types of characters in anime/games, but now I just love the mommies

god her ENG voice screams "slay" so much lmfao shes so cool i hope i get her once her banner comes

Her voice makes me sleepy and make me wanna sleep forever while listening to her talking

"playing the viloin n firing a gun both require flexible fingers~" u can also use these fingers to [ censured ] i wouldnt mind :D thank u.

@Shakom

11 ай бұрын

Bruh x9

Bro when she said right here right now I instinctively said emerge and I don't even have yae

MY MOTHER

0:08 "I helped Elio with this." -Yae Miko

Thanks very very much

Flexible fingers? Say less mommy

@Shakom

11 ай бұрын

Bruh x4

@gracefullwetrat

11 ай бұрын

that’s what she-

@hongfeiwei2710

11 ай бұрын

Bruh

0:50 "Creation without knowledge of consequences...this is the true definition...of risk-taking." -Jing Yuan, 2023

She makes me want to do unwise things.

Okay that's it, I'm going for Kafka 😆

@SanabriaNatalia

11 ай бұрын

Same here, I wanted blade badly but this is on a whole new level of priority

Right here right now emerge

Like a wise man once said: UWOOOOOOOH SEEEEEEEEGGSS!!!!!

@Shakom

11 ай бұрын

Bruh x 3

Im feeling thing's i havent felt in a long time

"bullets are more obedient" finally some one who can out smart a bullet

Imagine Kafka giving you a JO- nvm

Kafka: *Speaks* Me as a fellow Trailblazer: "I think something inside me just awoken..."

At your service my queen

Why is her Voice so down right perfect?

I can't point out why, but the way Kafka talks reminds me of Dazai from BSD. Like. That seductive tone, the subtle meanings behind every word. A must pull if I hadn't wasted all my salary for Blade :cry:

@endermanking4565

11 ай бұрын

I decided on skipping blade even tho I really wanted him because I want Kafka no matter the cost

Yeah even before the game came out I already was interested in her when they revealed some of the characters and my interest in her just has kept growing ever since Ron it’s about 20000 times bigger then our solar system

AMBOUTACUHHH

0:08 did she just turn to yae miko for a sec

If i don't get her, there's no more purpose for me to continue the game

Damn.... I want to be a violin now, so Kafka can use her fingers on me

@2k3d

11 ай бұрын

AYO...but I agree with you

I heard her voice from the advertisement when the video began!

I am so glad I have her 😍

Kafka and Blade are the team rocket

The way she purrs "Hi, astral expressers" I CAN'T- I'm folding, I'm KNEELING

I have skipped 3 banners bc of this lady! She’s coming home on the next update!

Wow Kafka is like drunk Lisa...and more unhinged

(Laying down in submission) I am now ready mommy ❤️

How is the English VA more of a tease than the Japanese for once.

Her end voiceline 😂😂😂 sho cute

I'll surprise her with my 10 billion stellar jades

Woof woof woof! Bark bark bark! Arf arf arf!

@Shakom

11 ай бұрын

Bruh x8

I'm sold 🤤

M O M M Y

Ok I’m not into mommy types but hot damn her voice is just so DAMN…CRISPY…

Ayato Music is just 🔥🔥🔥😌

The Kafka pose in the thumbnail gave me William afton vibes

Maam why did you say pleasure in that way when talking abt Blade? 🤨

Ayato theme fits perfectly with her

I assure you, I am only pulling for her due to her insane DoT enabler. Nothing else. (I think this is the 100th comment)

Woof woof

now im devastated wether i should save for kafka or blade

@Shakom

11 ай бұрын

:')

@fulnaz3164

11 ай бұрын

Swipe your card and achieve your dream of being sandwiched by Kafka and Bla-

@liahona13579

11 ай бұрын

@@fulnaz3164 ill actually do that, thank you.

Hi, i love the staleon huntes so, can You pls do the Blade's video? I wanna hear the hotty edgy voice lines

Just realized this not too long ago. But isn't Kafka's spirit whisperer (listen to me) ability just Aponia's power of Discipline (Please).

RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW EMERGE

Blade next 😊

Kafka goes burrrrr:)))))

right here right now emerge

0:08 EMERGE

Her voice is like a cotton swab that wipes the dirt on my ear hole.I feel very pleased by her voice alone😍🥵

Another reason I’m pulling for her

KAFKA PLS COME HOME

Dear Mom, I am on a guaranteed. I will bring you home, I promise. Your daughter loves you very much. Signed, Stelle!

i dont know what it is, but kafkas voice makes me feel a little funny down there

Others: Hi how are you? Kafka: Hi~ How~ Are~ You~

Ill admit, Ive always avoided simpingbut I think I get it now, I feel things

If this continues Kafka might become my bisexual awakening

One problem we all deciede for to pull TvT. Between Kafka and Blade. I still need to choose ahhhhh TvT.

@neratro8524

11 ай бұрын

Stop being a simp. Join the sigma Blade users. Kafka is temporary and weak, while Blade is ETERNAL.

@Oc_RinIzumi1731

11 ай бұрын

@@neratro8524 TvT not a simp. choosing the character wisely in battles.

Woof woof woof wofuuuuuu

Kafka on the shore...

See no matter what anyone says when i get my hands on this game one day on console realse im playing dub just for her.

I can't wait for the day that Kafka feels fear. I do hope that we will be the ones to give her that experience.

Thats it i m pulling for her good bye blade see you next rerrun

Yes please

1:17 ...... Summer Kafka LET'S GOOO!!!!!

Mother I will surprise you next time

I am so down bad for this woman istg I'm on my knees for her I need her to come home I'm barking for you my beloved Kafka PLEASE COME HOME

I'm cooked 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥