i laughed so hard when he said : wanna hear a joke? security does not have time for jokes.

@bxtchpuhlease3122

7 жыл бұрын

same lmao

@cherryblossom801

5 жыл бұрын

He did not say it like that!!!

@mackavelly

4 жыл бұрын

@@cherryblossom801 OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@simransalam6663

3 жыл бұрын

THTS A GOOD JOKE BRO!!!!

@firebird.official6981

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣😂🤣

I won't lie, this was actually funny...

@rosekilledjack

9 жыл бұрын

yup

@annabellajews7194

9 жыл бұрын

Not to me ya I laughed a couple times but it might be funny to y'all and I respect that

@suziebarlette115

9 жыл бұрын

Daryl Dixon Wow someone is horny.

@annabellajews7194

9 жыл бұрын

+ suzie barlett Was that supposed to help me a little bit if so thank you

@Manu-ic4ev

9 жыл бұрын

Don't lie CRAFT

"Sucurity don't have time for jokes" 😂😂😂

@spaniel145

5 жыл бұрын

Leah Wronikowski SECURITY NOT SUCURITY

@vivnewyen7787

5 жыл бұрын

Millie Henderson it’s a spelling mistake chill

@spaniel145

5 жыл бұрын

Viv Newyen I know it triggered me No offence to anyone

@huskayaken8252

5 жыл бұрын

Millie Henderson How I am with grammar mistakes.

@spaniel145

5 жыл бұрын

Huskaya Ken XD

"What is this?" "A cell phone" "I have never seen this cell phone again. Is it an iphone 1 ? 😂😂😂😂

@safamohamud7218

5 жыл бұрын

XD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Shutterbugana

4 жыл бұрын

like bish tf? like DUUDUDee'cmereere

@Wolfie62

4 жыл бұрын

😂 👚 👖

@clopediaa

4 жыл бұрын

Bobby Javier no

@Wolfie62

4 жыл бұрын

Blah Blah • 35 years ago What do you mean no

This was genuinely hilarious! But why was her butt beeping?

@JakeFTWBlue

9 жыл бұрын

Kelly Davis Buttplug, clearly.

@CekTopGaZa1988

9 жыл бұрын

I think he switched on the button on that equipment.

@WuMyth

9 жыл бұрын

Kelly Davis wow ultimate face palm, you better be joking, you cant be that stupid

@MaryJaneMcPot5

9 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh even more than the video itself xD u joking right? XDDDDD

@lindsayvdb

9 жыл бұрын

Kelly Davis He had a button on the detector that he pressed so it beeped. If you go back and watch, you can clearly see him pressing.

1:14 would have been the perfect opportunity to say "if i was your boyfriend i'd never let you go" 😂

@emmaterry7498

8 жыл бұрын

I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF READING YOUR COMMENT.

@selenabea5229

8 жыл бұрын

+Emma Terry same here

@emmaterry7498

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Sonsho

8 жыл бұрын

+Ben Kabir That's what I hear at first

@totabawazir8520

7 жыл бұрын

Ben Kabir omg I was thinking that too !!

do you wanna here a joke? security got no time for jokes

@rome8934

8 жыл бұрын

+Tyler Maillet says the dude who's too cheap to buy a real shooter game so has to play club penguin to feel better about himself, smh

@tyler.

8 жыл бұрын

My names Jerome Or whatever.​ You're a dumbass. I have every CoD and BF game released. Just because I make a joke club penguin video doesn't mean that I don't have any other games.

@ashleydjena2606

8 жыл бұрын

I thought it was " wanna hear a joke ?.. security is no type of joke "

@MattDoesLife539

8 жыл бұрын

just stop kid

@a4235

7 жыл бұрын

Here

Justin looks more like pewdepie and sounds like him!

@xxscascddh3eGamer

8 жыл бұрын

No he doesent

@chersings257

8 жыл бұрын

yea he is

@crustytoesteassei9717

7 жыл бұрын

Wow dude that's offensive

@crustytoesteassei9717

7 жыл бұрын

Pewdiepie

@howwraaa7146

7 жыл бұрын

Ian Teohead lmao

I don't know how this is him redeeming himself but he seems more likeable now. I hope he keeps this up because the old Justin was nasty.

@crossref233

9 жыл бұрын

Which old Justin? 2009-2011? Or 2012-2014?

@ActorBelle8

9 жыл бұрын

Katrina Ponce 2009-2011 was cute innocent justin, 2012-2014 was gross justin

@crossref233

9 жыл бұрын

isabella ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Too bad he was hated throughout those two periods equally.

@drakorb123

9 жыл бұрын

Katrina Ponce long lost cousin?? my last name is ponce

@karlievezzetti9481

9 жыл бұрын

ToraydoBull He's apologized on Ellen before.

" Is this an iPhone 1 you need to upgrade" 😂😂😂 that killed me

@NathaliaSthovik

6 жыл бұрын

Angelina Fresquez Same 🤣

@harlowswife3535

6 жыл бұрын

Angelina Fresquez a

@siensta4048

6 жыл бұрын

Angelina Fresquez ikr lol

Am I the only one who thought that it was HILARIOUS when he stole that girl's food

@justinsfan1690

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@vivi7124

3 жыл бұрын

I mean mood 🤣🤣

4 years later and they put this in my recommendations now!!!

This was actually hilarious, but I'm surprised the comments are enabled for this?

@ChristinaDespina

9 жыл бұрын

You're right, usually videos that include non-celebrities have disabled comments... lol

@fatimakhan9303

9 жыл бұрын

It's usually only disabled when there are children involved

@Anonymous-so7su

9 жыл бұрын

Christina Basil The only thing disabled is the guy in the video

@txEXXC3L

9 жыл бұрын

...why? He's been on her show every week and I believe all of the comments for those videos are enabled too.

@mathijshtcones

9 жыл бұрын

Christina Basil omg best comment!

JUSTIN IS SO ADORABLE I LOVE HIMS O MUCH

@melande1966

9 жыл бұрын

Justin Bieber has no talent

@melande-ru7ro

9 жыл бұрын

Let me take you down 'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields Nothing is real And nothing to get hung about Strawberry Fields forever No one, I think, is in my tree I mean, it must be high or low That is, you can't, you know, tune in, but it's alright That is, I think it's not too bad

@monicatan4046

9 жыл бұрын

melande1966 and you have a poor ass grammar lol pls educate yslf

@melande1966

9 жыл бұрын

Monica Tan Darling You are a Belieber sheep

@melande1966

9 жыл бұрын

Monica Tan I got ants in my pants

"Why is your butt beeping ma'am" I laughed 😂😂💀

@aarons5362

3 жыл бұрын

I’m still confused… security ain’t no time for… that

Ellen and Justin make such a great team together! Your show is definitely the cure for depression :3

@yasminaburger1957

5 жыл бұрын

Derly Mendoza ur obvi a Justin Bieber fan smh

@joshjohnson669

4 жыл бұрын

just in bee ver

@jeslynkakani591

4 жыл бұрын

I hope Ellen replies or gives a shout out to this comment.

@yashicanair64

3 жыл бұрын

@@yasminaburger1957 how do u know?

@aishwaryaaanand767

3 жыл бұрын

the kiss at the end of the sentence-

"Wanna hear a joke?" *Yes* "Security is no time for jokes" Ok, I laughed. I also like his last two singles. Is this the end of the world?

@henriquehique6541

8 жыл бұрын

what do u mean......

@CDLatin

8 жыл бұрын

+Henrique Hique I like his new songs. I used to hate all his music

@CDLatin

8 жыл бұрын

+Henrique Hique bit smooth joke

@msasoq

8 жыл бұрын

+Henrique Hique you're doing this on purpose?

@emileegilpin5768

8 жыл бұрын

wow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"You have to walk on the dirty carpet" 😂😂 I loved that part.

@siensta4048

6 жыл бұрын

lindsey c ikr lol

"Security ain't no time for jokes."

"You have to upgrade" 😂

@sprychalkbeast8400

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I don't care for beiber but I see that he's trying to not be a douche.. So far. But the video cracked me up, so that's one point for the beliebers

@Lindseysue

9 жыл бұрын

Bieber* it's 2015, get it right 😂😁

@ahellaalaa8746

9 жыл бұрын

lindsey c his fans are called beliebers :)

@Lindseysue

9 жыл бұрын

Ahella Alaa i realize that...... but they said beiber in the first line....

@ahellaalaa8746

9 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah right :) sorry hun my mistake :P

@Lindseysue

9 жыл бұрын

Ahella Alaa haha thats okay :)

He called her toots!!! 😂

@mhaceszone1245

8 жыл бұрын

+Cubic Baby that's right or "dear" or "sweetheart"

I liked the voice that Justin made😘😘

@martharamirez4308

6 жыл бұрын

Justin you look cute😘😘😘😘😘😘

@_________5015

4 жыл бұрын

@@martharamirez4308 ur lesbian

Thats his best performance so far . he should consider acting now .

*Black Woman walks in* "You got any firearms?"

@jacksays3965

9 жыл бұрын

That part was hilarious! 😂😂 Her face was priceless ☺️😃😃

@vampirefantasizing

9 жыл бұрын

Zoelakerbot Stop making this about race. It was a prank and he treated them all the same

@Dreadnaugh2517

9 жыл бұрын

Tabby L Then stop taking it serious because it's a joke. P.S. I didn't say it, Justin did.

@KrishLius

9 жыл бұрын

sounds legit

@TheJunior3600

9 жыл бұрын

Have you noticed him asking other questions to the rest of the black woman that walked trough or you just focusing on that single question he asked?

He kinda looks like pewdiepie.

@t.h.e_king7167

8 жыл бұрын

+AngiesprinklesKZread 122 Ikr !!!

@nars_bars8774

8 жыл бұрын

Ikrrr

@user-qe4sp7ym6q

8 жыл бұрын

Pewds found dead after this comment.

@breelandorlando1977

8 жыл бұрын

+Arabella Lawliet I know right?!

@rockingbaby

8 жыл бұрын

he does

"I'm gonna have to confiscate this." *takes out bag of chocolate nuts "You have a good day, now." *proceeds to start eating them 😅

@nabihanasar3577

3 жыл бұрын

were they really chocolate nuts? or just regular nuts...

@hellolastname9556

3 жыл бұрын

Chocolate covered raisins maybe

they disguised him really well, I can't even recognize him.😂

" You wanna hear a joke? Security is no time for jokes" lmao hilarious

When I read comments such as "He's actually funny." "I don't really like him, but he's funny." I'm wondering where you guys get your information about Justin. TMZ? You don't really know him. You just know his mistakes. Some exaggerated rumors and what other random people think about him. That's all you know and you will never know more if you don't stop being so narrow-minded and judgemental. Don't you think he deserves a second chance?

@Lanea73

9 жыл бұрын

Right? I mean there are murders, killers, and rapists out there but they give him a hard time

@yosbe.

9 жыл бұрын

Oh... the drama. Please, anyone can have opinions , freedom of speech they called. You know, like freedom of getting in jail lol

@katrinalewis4712

9 жыл бұрын

Yoss Cr freedom of speech does not extend to negative comments about someone's character, race, gender, etc.

@kaylissap.5362

9 жыл бұрын

You are right, you don't know him either, but considering his past actions, I think it's safe to say he was a total douche bag. But I think he's finally growing up and maturing.

@deol37

9 жыл бұрын

Kaylissa Sidener Don't judge because he sins differently than you.

“do you wanna hear a joke? security ain’t got time for jokes”

My cousin met Justin Bieber while climbing up to the Hollywood sign

@bigpapa870

7 жыл бұрын

Gabrielle Ross oh thanks for that, now i can sleep in peace

@rishithapremachandra9911

7 жыл бұрын

+aaronjr16 lol banter👌

@stephanielikesfood6714

7 жыл бұрын

Gabrielle Ross watch your cousin be the Gabbie Show.

@ana2.7bela65

4 жыл бұрын

That’s like actually so cool. Low key jealous

@hannahlist9840

4 жыл бұрын

Surrrrrrrrrrrrrre

Do it more of this ellen with justin *.* it's so funny

@KenMan922

9 жыл бұрын

Wtf calm down

@amiefisher5206

9 жыл бұрын

yeah except justins hat made him look like a fckin wank

@jaseee3x

9 жыл бұрын

im staying justin Lol Just Lol.

@LAYSBOY26

9 жыл бұрын

sofiamaria09 This shit wasn't funny at all I wasn't even laughing.

@andylau4722

9 жыл бұрын

LAYSBOY26 why do you support justein beiber? seriously he has connections with the underground governments and just pusting satanic lyrics into his voice to spread to the worlds learn more about it, KID

I think Ellen and Joe Sugg should do a prank collab

@gabeglassman

8 жыл бұрын

They should prank Caspar

@gaurangikonkar8714

8 жыл бұрын

Oooh Yessssssss!!!!

@XeZeGamster1o1

8 жыл бұрын

Yes

@realridz6282

8 жыл бұрын

yas

@drowning_inthecrowd8076

8 жыл бұрын

Holy crap yes.

1:43 “walk over here toots” 😂😂

His accent was so good 😂

I get happy when I see comments from people who aren't fans of him actually giving him a chance and not talking shit about him as much anymore.

@shenoahsuhan4607

6 жыл бұрын

yes same !!!

@amnajafri5332

6 жыл бұрын

I totally agree with u..... It's true

@Miki_vaniki

6 жыл бұрын

Yea he cool actually

JB+ELLEN+JOKES= the funniest thing you will EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE😂😂 I love you guys

Justins actually pretty chill once you step back a bit and get to know him

@jtvteam_michael1580

4 жыл бұрын

Exaxctly. A lot of people don't know that. He likes to connect to people and get to know them.

“Wanna hear a joke?” “This is security there ain’t no time for jokes”😂😂😂

"Is this like an iPhone 1?"

"why is your butt beeping ma'am?!" loll

- Wanna hear a joke? - Security, no times for jokes :v

He's actually such a funny guy. I love his sense of humor 😂😂😂

@lousassoul7344

2 жыл бұрын

.you know this is scripted right?...

@lousassoul7344

2 жыл бұрын

@@FedeRhodes no you dont...not when someones writing for you....im not funny and i could pull that off if somebody wrote it for me....

This was genuinely SO funny. I have actual tears. lmao!!

3:42 "Wanna hear a joke?? .. Security. No time for jokes.." hahahahahaha. Best part of the video... :D

@qximo6894

6 жыл бұрын

R

@quitthischannel3505

6 жыл бұрын

Ry

@siennarosehp2007

6 жыл бұрын

RyanNevz i

@graysonahrens982

6 жыл бұрын

RyanNevz u

@cloroformo1942

6 жыл бұрын

RyanNevz even he laughs

ive watched this so many times and litterally cried cause i was so happy :)

I love how their just playing baby in the background 😂😂

@luizcarlosbriagabriaga4212

3 жыл бұрын

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@luizcarlosbriagabriaga4212

3 жыл бұрын

Á BRIAGA72 CASA DSTS á BRIAGA72ALNE casa junho Baby é o seu irmão quando melhorar a vó está levando a minha mulher zsfgj Asdrúbal sfgh Love Asdrúbal Joás á BRIAGA72ALNE casa thriller jmmnsa Asdrúbal Joás bermudas á BRIAGA72ALNE venda á dvm Asdrúbal Jeniffer Ergam

i think he'd actually be a decent actor. i laughed so hard at this.

I thought it was gonna be awkward like it sometimes is, but this was actually hilarious

Black person walks in. "You got any firearms?" LOL!!!

@thatgirlvlogs7645

8 жыл бұрын

Exactly!!!!

@GreenBanana675

6 жыл бұрын

Wes T94 sad

@laniecrouse7089

6 жыл бұрын

Wes T94 don’t be the idiot that turns it into race 🙄 it was a joke. It just so happened to be a black person

@isthisausername4020

6 жыл бұрын

Lanie Crouse Don’t be a booty hurt ass bitch I’m pretty sure he didn’t mean to make it racist

@laniecrouse7089

6 жыл бұрын

Da Clorox Bleach dude wtf?? I literally am the one saying that. I said it was just a joke and don’t turn it into race. He didn’t mean it that way. I think you tagged the wrong person dude wth lmao

More respect for Justin.

@chloethedino5372

6 жыл бұрын

Ritu Mishra uuummmmmm no

@DeckerStarWhy

2 жыл бұрын

Yess 😂😂😂

at least he's trying to fix what he was before :))

@dance26170

9 жыл бұрын

jinny1900 i honestly don't believe he's fixing anything. This is who he is, but everyone was judging him so hardcore that they couldn't see how genuine and nice he really is.

@danielpham2977

9 жыл бұрын

What was he before? A teenager with a billion dollars who's enjoying life by doing teenager things? Yeah let's fix that.

@nanna7433

9 жыл бұрын

so true he is acting like a better person

@YunginYu

9 жыл бұрын

Daniel Pham You're failing to also understand that his childhood was taken away from him by fame. Like look at Michael Jackson for example, his childhood got fucked up by fame and he went through some rough times as well. Even with people who are adults fame could mess them up. Like imagine if you could never go anywhere without people bombarding you or having people like TMZ always trying to make you look bad or just having millions of people hating you but also millions loving you and pressuring you to be this person they want you to be. Just because you have money doesn't mean you're happy, i'm just shaking my head at the fact that you gave little to no thought about what he was actually going through and assumed he was living this perfect life.

@danielpham2977

9 жыл бұрын

Andrew You totally misinterpreted what I was trying to say. I wasn't suggesting that he doesn't have the unusual pressures, but also unusual comforts. I was just making a point of how people saw his behavior with taking drugs, partying hard and how they spin that into a bad thing. It's the most typical thing for a person his age would do, and given all that access and money as well? Why was anyone surprised or disappointed in him. It was inevitable and NOT a bad thing if he didn't cause harm to anyone.

Hahaha "why is your butt beeping?" 😂Omg I'm like crying of laughter

@MrNikkimaxine

5 жыл бұрын

Melissa Giraldo omg yes

He's just SOCUTE...❤️ ❤️

their all so adorable

I don't even like him yet I found this hilarious. Man, what is wrong with me...

@viccasaur

8 жыл бұрын

+MapleAndAnimeCrazy I think he's just starting to transition what's actually a funny joke then being spitting douche bag back then.

@videofun59

8 жыл бұрын

+MapleAndAnimeCrazy same

@india4241

8 жыл бұрын

same

@housephone9090

8 жыл бұрын

same

@theaudreyshow7118

8 жыл бұрын

I also don't like him......he's just.....ridiculous and crazy

You want to hear a joke? Security, no time for jokes. Hahah.:D

Who randomly got this in their recommended in 2019?

@idoh9915

4 жыл бұрын

not me.

@aalyxe

4 жыл бұрын

2020

@melufaryesmin9404

4 жыл бұрын

Me in 2020

@bridgeguardian9361

3 жыл бұрын

Melufar Yesmin oop

@raymondthemf7741

3 жыл бұрын

Not me 2021

I love the last part of Ellens video! Pretty cool!

This was so funny omg his accent is so point 👌😂

i feel justin wud be a great actor

@300540341

8 жыл бұрын

+Midhusha Manoranjan or comedian .. hes good at imitations

I would recognize his voice. It‘s my favorite voice ever❤️❤️

This is so funny digger with the phone where justin say "I've never seen that before lol😂😂😂😂

Why didn't he say: you don't have a boyfriend? If I was your boyfriend I would never let you go.. that would've been funny..

Okay fine. I like him. THERE I SAID IT

@lmontgomery6141

8 жыл бұрын

Nobody cares

@ajapatterson2157

8 жыл бұрын

me too i had to come to terms with it

@itan2495

8 жыл бұрын

... (weird moment)

@taylorlauntnerfan143

6 жыл бұрын

Selena Marino same

@jasminegonzalez7268

6 жыл бұрын

Thats ok im not a fan but i kinda lke him

I love it when he broke character in the end hahaha.

I love every second of it very funny. Well done !!!

I never thought JB could possibly make me laugh, let alone CRACK me up. This was hilarious indeed.

I dont like him but this was funny..

@temeriando22

9 жыл бұрын

I agree with you lol!!

@slayerbecky7609

9 жыл бұрын

Why are you watching his video then

@SnowyPigs

9 жыл бұрын

Slayer Becky when the fuck is this justin bieber's channel?

@supernaturalsimmer6031

9 жыл бұрын

+Call me unicorn bro but it is about him though so....

this video is 2 years old and it's awesome

"excuse me ma'am do u have a firearm?" 😂😂😂

Gotta admit. I laughed.

Now I like him

@liveanddie5508

9 жыл бұрын

You're easy to please. So sad.

@jordyshore258

9 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sophieslife4584

9 жыл бұрын

lol

@karlievezzetti9481

9 жыл бұрын

LiveAndDie What's wrong with her not despising him like you do? You're a jerk. So sad.

@NB-lo6rd

9 жыл бұрын

Ok. But please don't call ur self a belieber now.

This is beyond hilarious especially the last part lol

This is a video I can’t get sick of

I truly believe that Justin could seriously pull off his own prank show, this was really entertaining.

I laughed so hard at this I thought I stopped breathing omg

I absolutely love that Justin is so dang funny!!

""Don't u hv a boyfriend to take off necklaces"" ........... Justin u rock😋

Wow he's really impressive here with the accent and acting. So funny!

that was actually pretty funny haha better than other pranks where they take it too far or borderline offensive and cringeworthy..

I feel like I'm the only one who would actually search for this 5 years later ;-;

@jtvteam_michael1580

4 жыл бұрын

You're not alone. I like his appearances on ellen.

@GloopyCowScoops

4 жыл бұрын

@@jtvteam_michael1580 Ayyyy yes xD

Love this video

Waoh!! justin did a great job!!! seriously

I can tolerate him... how is this possible?

@albinbaiju8956

9 жыл бұрын

Because he is not cocky anymore & he is just like us simple & humble the bad friends and lots of media cookups made him do bad stuffs. But he is right on track now

@RealBono

9 жыл бұрын

Albin Baiju yeah, good for him

@navnitsahota2364

9 жыл бұрын

the roast... it changed him lol

@sinnanmomin2825

9 жыл бұрын

A Person hahhaha i feel like you are right i mean they were pretty harsh and mostly everything was on point haha

I laughed so hard, not a big Justin fan though! 😂 this made me laugh so hard.

"Is this like an iPhone 1? You're gonna have to upgrade, ma'am." 😂😂😂😂

I never expected this to be this funny good job Bieb.

he is too cute and funny to hate i love him

Love ya both

Omg that background music, are you serious... BABY? It’s still messing with my feelings😭😍

"Why is your butt beeping?" .. lol XP I just pull my head back and laugh.

Lmaooo the ending was hilarious!! 😂

I swear I don't think I've ever laughed this hard on any celebrity prank or pretending to be someone else video

It's the first time I like a JB's video because this was actually funny!!!

I have never laughed about Justin in a good way but today I did

Although he did some bad things in the past but tbh he always had a heart for people. What he did for alavannah was something not many celebrities do these days. He made this little girl feel special while battling with a deadly disease. He took her to his concerts and even let her pretend he was her husband. Sadly she passed away not that long ago and honestly Justin was absolutely devastated and even made a tribute for her at one of his shows. This is living proof that he isn't a bad person, he is just some teenager living his life to the fullest. And now he's trying to make it up for those who have hated him and I'm not gonna lie, I was one of those people who did hate him.

At 1:33 when he says "You're gonna have to walk on this dirty carpet maam".... sooo funny. 😂😂. In all the times Justin has been on the Ellen show, Nothing was funnier than this video. I must say Justin Bieber was an AWESOME security person.

Omg, that was so funny, I'm still laughing! that was genious Ellen, love your show.