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@he.said.teenjiejer

6 ай бұрын

these are so dope dude

@BriannaZumbro

6 ай бұрын

@@he.said.teenjiejer thank you so much!

Beardsley would be such a good dad, they have so much lore to drop out of nowhere and then never bring up again

@KD-vw3bv

5 ай бұрын

That’s now how they identify - what disqualifies them as a mother because they are non-binary?

@agustinvenegas5238

4 ай бұрын

They do that already with us and we're just strangers on the Internet

I think Brennan saying "everyone is wrong for not understanding this" healed me a little. I know he was not entirely serious, but I just love that he said that.

@sharpieRulestheWorld

6 ай бұрын

Why was it healing? Was it because it seemed like he was trying to divert the criticisms from Ally?

@jonoaks9834

6 ай бұрын

why do we have to make everything about brennan

@whooareyoou

6 ай бұрын

I think it's because he knew they were missing context, and that Ally wanted to share something joyful that wasn't coming across. Got them to meet in the middle.

@sharpieRulestheWorld

6 ай бұрын

@@whooareyoou thank you

@ConstantChaos1

6 ай бұрын

I dont understand what's not to understand

beardsley's story are such a blessing They always explain the wildest shit as if they were in a kitchen at 3AM after a party drunk out of their mind. Except they are perfectly sober and entirely believable because no one would ever make up stories as these.

@Neimi_Lelnuie

6 ай бұрын

Now that i think about it... most of the stories were told at 4Am in a warehouse

@lyricbot8513

6 ай бұрын

If you have Dropout and haven't watched Paranoia yet you definitely should, two seasons straight of this energy

@UCVWnuJnz0LguhAS_MYI3few

6 ай бұрын

except they have ADMITTED to raiding the dirty laundry bar and making themself a cocktail to get through an adventuring party after a particularly insane d20 episode so. are they sober? who fucking knows and honestly I support them wherever they're at on that one sometimes you DO need a negroni on set

@thevoidlord1796

6 ай бұрын

they also will sometimes introduce the story as if it's a universal experience, ie the Weinermobile auditions

@TheSwami514

4 ай бұрын

They aren't always sober to be fair

The delivery of "no, where I grew up it was like... 'there's a cow....'" cracks me up every time

@sanityisrelative

6 ай бұрын

That's me trying to describe where I grew up, "there was a gas station."

@bumblerbree

6 ай бұрын

as someone from a village the thing you always say to explain the size is 'there's a church', so the implication there is that ally's town prioritised that one cow as their most recognisable landmark despite them clearly having a church. conclusion - even devout rural christians value that one cool cow over god

@garbomode29

4 ай бұрын

@@bumblerbree now i don't mean to brag or anything, but my village actually has TWO churches...

@alyssumemily

4 ай бұрын

@@garbomode29 damn nice

"I hope you work at Walgreens" is such a raw insult, I love that

@Kram1032

6 ай бұрын

After that they explained that they don't have anything against people working at Walgreens, but apparently they knew that that bully hated Walgreens in particular.

@jijibunny198

6 ай бұрын

Bro no honestly, as am ex-walgreens employee I can confirm that it's the worst fate you can wish upon a person.

@izzy367

5 ай бұрын

Do you know what that clip is from??

@Kram1032

5 ай бұрын

@@izzy367 iirc it was one of the Starstruck Odyssey Adventuring Parties

@dillonleavelle6871

2 ай бұрын

​@@jijibunny198 I work at the cushiest Walgreens of all time and I'm still not happy with people, you're so right

Listening to Ally talk is like listening to a middle aged suburban dad in jorts and newbalances. Like. You don't think you can unlock any more of their lore and then a new lore-chunk just gets lobbed at your face and you're left reeling.

@WeatherInOrlando

3 ай бұрын

Last year my dad told me he went to prison before I was born. I'm 28!! Why is this the first time I've heard about this. He will not elaborate

@knptwo99

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, I was 20 or so when I found out *both* of my parents were in AA, and my dad had also been to NA meetings. The things you find out later in life lol@@WeatherInOrlando

@marcushughes4697

2 ай бұрын

@@WeatherInOrlandomy dad once told me “the FBI showed up at my college dorm asking for me by name” and I had to process that

@nootdraws

Ай бұрын

My dad once told me he got proposed to by a woman on the run from the FBI for identity fraud or smth because my dad’s not from the US and she wanted to be a citizen in that other country.

Of course I came here to give Ally their propers, because they're super funny and awesome at what they do, but I do have to say... The very fact that Ally's dad ordered himself an eight-pound jar of Creole mustard is so fucking funny that I can't believe it. It's so specific, and *so* God damn much, that it *has* to be real and not a bit on either end, which somehow makes the whole thing even funnier.

@lyricbot8513

6 ай бұрын

I just love how much Siobhan is laughing at just the jar of mustard and then when the actual punchline comes she fully exits the frame doubled over with laughter

@he.said.teenjiejer

6 ай бұрын

how could he possibly use up that much mustard _ever_ 😭

@ConstantChaos1

6 ай бұрын

I think this man is using an appropriate amount of creole mustard and yall are napping on it

@ConstantChaos1

6 ай бұрын

​@@he.said.teenjiejerfun facts about mustard it literally can't go bad (honey mustard and other mixes excluded) it will lose some punch but then you just use more or add a little vinegar and refresh it. Also one good size sandwich a day using that mustard i could see using that jar in like 6 months easy especially since its a great mustard to use as an ingredient. It makes a great honey-mustard, brings some good soul to vinegarettes, and makes for some kick ass fry sauce, the south has its flaws but don't sleep on the food

@artnerd3727

6 ай бұрын

I’m crying laughing at this part

This is a great compilation but missing my favorite story of them walking into a random club and finding their brother pole dancing and then learning that he was a state-champion pole dancer

@BriannaZumbro

6 ай бұрын

Do you know what video that’s from? I’d love to add it to part 2!

@colin5227

6 ай бұрын

That's amazing

@TylaStark

6 ай бұрын

Oooh my God I need to hear this 🤣🤣🤣

@themorphineman623

6 ай бұрын

​@@BriannaZumbro would love to see the story of their dad rubbing lotion on his legs in the kitchen and talking about Bitcoin for 20 minutes from the game changer survivor episode 2 in a part 2

@BriannaZumbro

6 ай бұрын

@@themorphineman623 can do! And thanks for including what video it’s from - makes it a lot easier to find!

I like how people keep trying to make sense of it all. Like they keep going "Hold on, hang on, let's figure this out" but Ally's already moved on

I listened to the 99 questions podcast and thought Brennan had the weirdest stories ever, but Ally might just give him a run for his money 😂

@freezi-drink

6 ай бұрын

Baby, I think thats just what improv actors are like lmao

@bigyeet18

6 ай бұрын

honestly, having insane life stories is probably a required prerequisite for being an improv actor

My favorite thing about the Zatarans incident is that the entire party reacts with the full spectrum of breaking down in laughter

@Lucifersfursona

6 ай бұрын

WHO SPRAY PAINTED ALLY’S HEAD

@lyricbot8513

6 ай бұрын

@@Lucifersfursona I can't get over the spray paint thing

Honestly, Temecula kid right here, I can 10000% imagine everything Beardsley explains from their childhood happening outside the Walmart a short walk from my house.

We all know how much of a distinctive laugh Lou has, but it's incredible that the only thing I've seen make him laugh quietly was the creole mustard

2:16 I love how Zac's initial reaction isn't to comment on the amount of mustard Ally's holding, but to question the brand 🤣

these are all amazing but I was waiting for "the last time I went home my dad rubbed lotion on his legs and explained bitcoin to me for 20 full minutes." great edit thank you

@BriannaZumbro

6 ай бұрын

Do you happen to know what video that’s from? I’d love to add it to a part 2.

@scime8665

6 ай бұрын

@@BriannaZumbroone of the game changer survivor episodes where they were trying to make each other laugh i think

@BriannaZumbro

6 ай бұрын

Awesome, thank you!

@nelevenchts

5 ай бұрын

​@BriannaZumbro yeah it was the first Survivor (not the second Survivor Season, rip Tara). It was some KO challenge.

Ally Beardsley lore updates is everything to me

needs the clip from that episode of rank room were they ask Jake "Were you at that funeral that I ruined?!" then the segment ends before we even get any elaboration

@BriannaZumbro

6 ай бұрын

Ooh I’ll add that to the list for a part 2!

Ally Beardsley is kind of real life Jawbone.

3:28 the little “nothing” ALWAYS GETS ME

I feel like everyone of their stories is insane in completely different ways and I have no clue how that happens

@riverstein7251

6 ай бұрын

Small town ingenuity from the sound of it 😂

This isn't relevant but Ally Beardsley is so fucking attractive and I love them so much. Ok, carry on.

0:00 Weinermobile 1:14 Soup List 1:44 Gifts from Dad 3:13 Spilled Beer 3:27 Post It Note 3:37 Axe Body Spray 3:49 Spray Paint 4:36 Small Town / First Bully 5:37 The Slot 7:20 Running Out of Gas 9:32 Uncle's Funeral 10:06 Trampoline Park

@BriannaZumbro

6 ай бұрын

Ooh thank you for this!

@geeksdo1tbetter

5 ай бұрын

You are a treasure!

Going from a funeral to a pub themed on "heaven or hell" is CRAZY

3:42 I don’t know how I forgot that Siobhan was British, seems like a hard thing to forget, but the fact that she asked about lynx did something to my brain.

I know that this video is less than a day old but I already need another one

Everything i learn about ally explains so much but opens so many other questions

holy shit the mustard thing made me laugh so hard my abdomen literally cramped, i had to figure out how to stretch and massage it to make the cramp go away 😭😭

*everyone talking* "I accidentally ate a post-it note once...it was on my sandwich," "Sorry, Ally, say that again?" "...no thank you..."

ally beardsly the person ever. i love them sm

I love that I've been watching Dropout for years and Ally still can make me go 'wait what?' with their lore drops. Like, dude, 20 times??? (Though, yes, AAA is the shit)

I wanna be Ally Beardsley when I grow up.

as somone from esco and temecula, finding out that Beardsley was as well brought me great joy

the mustard bit made me cry lol

legend has it they’re still going through that mustard to this day

It’s nice hearing compilations of theirs because it really highlights the progress they’ve made. Good for them!

Ally's entire life is a fever dream

So many of these stories are so adhd coated. And the rest are weird small town vibes. God I love Beardsley

That comically large jar of mustard makes me cry laugh every time i see it. That’s 100% something my dad would do

the creole mustard truly makes me cry laughing something about the hat elevates it

Beardsley stories give Dad lore vibes

5:30 the curse of working at a Walgreens...as someone who used to work at a Walgreens...is 100% the best curse 😂

The droupout cinematic universe is dropping it like it's hot since 2013.

We need to find out how Ally fell out of their timeline and into ours.

It is amazing to me that Ally still has stories that their friends have not heard before. What a wild life.

My Ally Beardsley story is that for some reason Ally's friend from the Netherlands follows me on instagram. I'm not American nor Dutch and neither of us know who followed the other first or how.

a beardsley story is something to be cherished

I'm convinced Beardsley is a fae at this point.

7:48 Grant thinking "How is Ally alive"

The creale mustard jar being bigger than their head kills me

the running out of gas story makes me SO ANXIOUS every time i hear it, oh my god. i ran out of fuel outside my house once and it was the most stressed i've ever been in my LIFE i can't imagine that shit happening to me on a highway.

@katy333

6 ай бұрын

also great comp!

@DarkHarlequin

6 ай бұрын

I mean I get that but also if running out of gas in front of your house was the biggest stress of your LIFE... you've led a pretty chill life so far 😅

@swiftlymurmurs

6 ай бұрын

And it happened SEVERAL TIMES.

@greywolf7577

5 ай бұрын

This is why I try to never let the gas tank get less than 25% full.

i could listen to ally tell me about all the weird shit they’ve done all day

Everything about them is so relatable and so bananas at the same time.

Ally giving their Temecula allegories is really making me feel so seen

the creole mustard story makes me laugh so hard every time i think about it let alone watch that segment

The soup story is the first game changer clip i remember seeing, shout out to ally 🙏

I love adventuring party but i also miss the zoom adventuring party vibes

The tone they drop into at 6:35 is so funny

Every once in a while the phrase "It's crazy to move with soup!" pops into my head.

beardsley gives so much goblin energy. severe goblin energy. *overwhelming* goblin energy. i love them so much

dirty laundry always has crazy stories of course, but the episode with ally was special

Woah! I love the soup story so much and I'd not looked it out recently- their voice has deepened SO MUCH! They sound so good!

They will never see this. But I too auditioned in front of the oscar meyer winner mobile twice in front of grocery stores ally. You are not alone I didn't mind in front of a homeland . The best of thing is the first time I went. I didn't even get all the way through the song. And someone did a little wave with the back of their hand and said, " that's good thanks for your time kid". And I was in mind for a good second. They didn't make anyone else stop early . 😢 . That really hit my confidence as a kid because I was in the choir . So I went back like three days later And they made me come back like two hours later with a few other kids and sit again..... And then they gave me a whistle and that was all. Is in all of our kids defences that song Isn't like dynamic or anything you can't really bring anything special to the song. I guess there were only 3 notes on the trebbleclef when they came up with it originally I don't know

Ally could talk about how they killed someone and everyone else would just nod and say 'yeah okay cool.'

I feel like Ally would get along with most of the No Rolls Barred crew

I keep forgetting that Ally is in their mid-30s

Lou out here asking the real questions, such as "Is it wet mustard?" and "Wait, do you do this in your car?"

Honestly I'm glad that there is some more weird life event representation out there it makes me feel seen

8 pounds of creole mustard?! Sounds like a very wise man.

I hope ally’s dad uses the mustard for like grilling meat 😂😭😭😭

I cant thank you enough for this comp, im in tears

Ive been looking for the first clip forEVER! thank you so much

I did that thing Ally did at the beginning. But we lost and didn’t get to see the Wiener mobile

I feel so seen by this. This is just what the LA exurbs is like. Im not kidding

Ally is so wild. I love them.

I adore Ally's story telling they are just like me fr

I want ally to have a small show, where they just tell out of pocket stories in their life

0:20 ESCONDIDO MENTIONED 📣📣📣‼📣‼📣💯💯💯‼💯💯📣💯‼

It is now so weird to hear Ally's pre-T voice

Also Beardsleys religious mother bred dachshunds just because she could make money from it. I love that lore and implore people to listen to the rotating heroes podcast where they talk about that during character creation in arc 2!

I need them

I fucking love "sorry ally say that again?" "nothing 😶"

Ally Beardsley is the Main Character

“Ally… what does that mean? 😥”

This would be a great make some noise prompt

@BriannaZumbro

3 күн бұрын

Omg so true!!!

Ooohhh the slot. never been there but my family used to go out to the desert nearby and it was a lot of the same stuff. truck atvs dirt bikes drunk dudes doing stupid shit. its beautiful.

what a fucking legend

unlike ally i have moved with frozen soup

😂 love this. where is that clip of ally talking about their home town having a cow from?

the first clip is a fucking trip, is that a cali thing or did I miss something growing up

I love the lore

The zataran’s makes me lose it

Weardsley

Repping San Diego

The bleeped bully's name looked like "Ainsley"

@SunflowerMidori

22 күн бұрын

literally my childhood bullies name

I never know if they’re like lying or just has a weird life

And I thought that Dudley was a small town...

What vid is the "in my town there was a cow" clip from, Im way to curious what everyones schooling situation was.

Who has weirder stories? Ally or Grant?

Once opened, wouldn’t the mustard jar need to be in the fridge? 😅