🚀 Just sent my countdown audition reel to Space X. Grab a rocket and get ready for lift off 👩‍🚀

Пікірлер: 2 400

  • @anonymouswearemany2797
    @anonymouswearemany27974 ай бұрын

    That rocket 🚀 is going where so many men have gone before 😅

  • @davidhubbard7573

    @davidhubbard7573

    2 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 yeah right!!!!

  • @hakanevrim2127

    @hakanevrim2127

    2 ай бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @user-hc2kw2fd4p

    @user-hc2kw2fd4p

    2 ай бұрын

    Right😂😂😂😂😂

  • @scottmerrill4630

    @scottmerrill4630

    2 ай бұрын

    Hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @MsAjanlekoko

    @MsAjanlekoko

    Ай бұрын

    Makes it a lot juicier ……..don’t you think?

  • @pete9737
    @pete97374 ай бұрын

    Mutton dressed as Lamb. 😂😂😂

  • @TheBrassmonkey411
    @TheBrassmonkey4115 ай бұрын

    Somebody’s grandmother is out of control they better keep an eye on her

  • @Bort.307

    @Bort.307

    5 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @toddphipps5496

    @toddphipps5496

    5 ай бұрын

    Lmao!!

  • @Oreo-ny7sm

    @Oreo-ny7sm

    5 ай бұрын

    It might smell like mothballs but you'll be draining your balls

  • @dennysanders

    @dennysanders

    5 ай бұрын

    Super gross.

  • @richardmerritt3712

    @richardmerritt3712

    4 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnloxley8705
    @johnloxley87055 ай бұрын

    That was the longest 10 seconds of my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-tu7gu9oe8s

    @user-tu7gu9oe8s

    2 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @arthurchadwell9267

    @arthurchadwell9267

    2 ай бұрын

    Nowhere near long enough!

  • @mikeprice8307

    @mikeprice8307

    24 күн бұрын

    We need easier access 😂

  • @dp3353
    @dp33535 ай бұрын

    Remember when people needed to be talented

  • @keylimedp

    @keylimedp

    4 ай бұрын

    This old hag is unbelievable

  • @mjcussen7458

    @mjcussen7458

    4 ай бұрын

    A very old fashioned concept here on KZread.

  • @user-rk3wo7ux2r

    @user-rk3wo7ux2r

    4 ай бұрын

    Sadly those days are gone!

  • @jacemiller2593

    @jacemiller2593

    3 ай бұрын

    Yes,

  • @655deadlift
    @655deadlift5 ай бұрын

    What the hell is wrong with people?

  • @marjoriedartois7249

    @marjoriedartois7249

    4 ай бұрын

    C hallucinant...le monde est complètement bizarre. C le monde aujourd'hui..passez sur KZread

  • @sttevveen

    @sttevveen

    3 ай бұрын

    She has no discernable talent so...

  • @joycewright3317

    @joycewright3317

    3 ай бұрын

    He is not pretty and she is fack

  • @lindyj9987

    @lindyj9987

    2 ай бұрын

    She is just Weird. Sorry Honey I worked at NASA that's a NO GO

  • @thetruthk5138

    @thetruthk5138

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@lindyj9987As a cleaner

  • @christopherguss199
    @christopherguss1994 ай бұрын

    This woman DOESN'T DO A THING FOR ME !!!!

  • @janicegarciacucharero-od5xe
    @janicegarciacucharero-od5xe4 ай бұрын

    I'd be embarrassed if you were my grandmother, leave this to the young ones.

  • @tubeerv

    @tubeerv

    2 ай бұрын

    @janicgarciacucharero-od5xe With as many subscribers as she has, something tells me that she doesn't give a rat's ass about your embarrassment, nor your advice. If you don't like it, how about ignoring her videos?

  • @lancedibble4724
    @lancedibble47244 ай бұрын

    Heading straight for Uranus!!😜😛

  • @lindawise4652

    @lindawise4652

    2 ай бұрын

    Very funny!

  • @arthurchadwell9267

    @arthurchadwell9267

    2 ай бұрын

    Apparently she likes the idea... Better engage Warp Drive!

  • @L_Train

    @L_Train

    5 күн бұрын

    Booooooooooo

  • @user-ji8fu1bm8o
    @user-ji8fu1bm8o5 ай бұрын

    Mary you make it rises every time I see you ❤😅😅😊

  • @ellobo1326
    @ellobo1326 Жыл бұрын

    When all you have to offer is 15 pounds of fat on your chest. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @frank6128

    @frank6128

    4 ай бұрын

    And they're not even real!!

  • @lorraineorlando7424

    @lorraineorlando7424

    3 ай бұрын

    @@frank6128 Nope, they ain’t….that’s one of the things that cracks me up about her videos.😆

  • @humanityrising9378
    @humanityrising9378 Жыл бұрын

    I always say, "If you play with dynamite, it's gonna explode."" 🧨

  • @dcdrof2184
    @dcdrof21844 ай бұрын

    You look clean and put together. Much better

  • @jamespennington351
    @jamespennington3514 ай бұрын

    They need to put you in some kind of a Halloween movie

  • @davidperry5631
    @davidperry56315 ай бұрын

    If Mary keeps this up she’s going to cause an explosion!

  • @philipkrolikowski4248

    @philipkrolikowski4248

    4 ай бұрын

    she wants to be the center of morale support activities

  • @alexisedwards2784
    @alexisedwards27848 ай бұрын

    I couldn’t hold it. I lifted off at 4, your hands were so warm.

  • @jakester455

    @jakester455

    5 ай бұрын

    LMAO

  • @dennysanders

    @dennysanders

    4 ай бұрын

    You realize there are plenty of videos of young, attractive women posting?

  • @Fahad-369

    @Fahad-369

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@dennysanderssome guys like mature women ... Physically.

  • @philipkrolikowski4248

    @philipkrolikowski4248

    4 ай бұрын

    bet that rocket has an odd smell

  • @Iknowaboutroaches3350

    @Iknowaboutroaches3350

    4 ай бұрын

    That is a sad story.

  • @Igotstaknowit
    @Igotstaknowit5 ай бұрын

    That thing blasted off in less than a minute!

  • @Badhands55
    @Badhands554 ай бұрын

    Somebody needs to quit giving granny Red Bulls

  • @dudekdudek9095
    @dudekdudek9095 Жыл бұрын

    I exploded perfectly on Lift Off!!!

  • @tylergattinger2976

    @tylergattinger2976

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @jamesalling2781

    @jamesalling2781

    Жыл бұрын

    NOT IMPRESSED ANYMORE. SHE COULD BE AN EXTRA IN THE LAS VEGAS SHOW. OR WORK AT A HOOTERS. 🍑

  • @nick-hm1nd

    @nick-hm1nd

    Жыл бұрын

    You got that right

  • @joseconstantinoolivier4136

    @joseconstantinoolivier4136

    Жыл бұрын

    🌹🙏🏻❤🐕‍🦺🥰⚘

  • @MomentumChaser0331

    @MomentumChaser0331

    Жыл бұрын

    A Right Shit Right

  • @adamselby7866
    @adamselby78663 ай бұрын

    Got a feeling I know where that rockets going and it ain’t to the moon 😂

  • @arthurchadwell9267

    @arthurchadwell9267

    2 ай бұрын

    It might very well be exploring her moon... I would gladly lead the expedition!

  • @leonardlloyd1089
    @leonardlloyd1089 Жыл бұрын

    Hot damn, scrub the mission, we have a pre lift off spill!

  • @erictheviking2387

    @erictheviking2387

    5 ай бұрын

    Get a grip

  • @leonardlloyd1089

    @leonardlloyd1089

    5 ай бұрын

    @@erictheviking2387 LOL!

  • @MichaelMowl-kh1pm

    @MichaelMowl-kh1pm

    5 ай бұрын

    Hilarious

  • @atpg5

    @atpg5

    5 ай бұрын

    Premature liftoff

  • @leonardlloyd1089

    @leonardlloyd1089

    5 ай бұрын

    @@atpg5 Well, I guess, if countdown wasn't complete.

  • @sandylane8492
    @sandylane84928 ай бұрын

    Don't drop your dentures granny

  • @CRIS-fi4cq

    @CRIS-fi4cq

    4 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-kn5dm9np9w

    @user-kn5dm9np9w

    4 ай бұрын

    Без протезов цена выше!)))

  • @davids.988

    @davids.988

    3 ай бұрын

    Why you watching your rude as hell

  • @timberwolf007
    @timberwolf0075 ай бұрын

    Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills And put your helmet on (10) Ground Control (Nine) to Major Tom (Eight) (Seven, six) Commencing (Five) countdown Engines on (Four, three, two) Check ignition (One) And may God's love (Blast off) be with you

  • @rbk7876
    @rbk78764 ай бұрын

    Houston we have a problem...but We like it !

  • @H2OMANLV
    @H2OMANLV Жыл бұрын

    I'll bet your hubby has liftoff more times than he can count 😏

  • @andygarcia6962
    @andygarcia69628 ай бұрын

    Very creative to make alot of guys rockets 🚀 go up!👍🏽👏🏽

  • @FredMiller-lf2fj
    @FredMiller-lf2fj5 ай бұрын

    I just completely lost my train of thought

  • @MichaelEisele-pz3tn
    @MichaelEisele-pz3tn4 ай бұрын

    She doesn't need a spaceship, she can float through space.

  • @williamhbonnie5514
    @williamhbonnie55148 ай бұрын

    Darlin, something tells me that you are quite experienced in grabbing the rocket and preparing for liftoff. Your mouthwatering looks and apparent experience make you perfect for that position. Position, what a thought provoking word when it cums to you. Good luck! Space Ex would be one helluva place to be if you get the job. Let the countdown begin and hold on for the ride.

  • @stephenvuotto2467
    @stephenvuotto2467 Жыл бұрын

    Beautiful rockets.........I mean rocket.❤

  • @KSMP442
    @KSMP4422 ай бұрын

    Grandma just let the bunnies out..! The rocket will explode right at the launch pad..!!!!😮❤

  • @user-wi1fg3po3l
    @user-wi1fg3po3l4 ай бұрын

    I can actually feel it lifting off. ❤❤❤

  • @aarontaylor5313
    @aarontaylor5313 Жыл бұрын

    You definitely know how to make a countdown and a liftoff sound very relaxing 👍

  • @user-ht1xu4gv2u

    @user-ht1xu4gv2u

    6 ай бұрын

    Can she do. Re entry y

  • @bobkalinoski8447

    @bobkalinoski8447

    5 ай бұрын

    I would have liked to seeing that shirt blast off

  • @JT-tb8lh

    @JT-tb8lh

    4 ай бұрын

    Time for a rubber room, honey.

  • @jeffdillon3930
    @jeffdillon3930 Жыл бұрын

    My solid rocket 🚀 boosters are at full capacity 😂😂

  • @user-go6dg1zq1b
    @user-go6dg1zq1b5 ай бұрын

    Well, I only made it 4 seconds 😂! And still got nothing but a single drop and even that didn't come easily 😂

  • @edwardhendersen5643
    @edwardhendersen56434 ай бұрын

    Oh boy ,oh boy oh boy, nobody told me being an astronaut was this fun😮😅

  • @mikeisgettinupset
    @mikeisgettinupset Жыл бұрын

    I lifted off way before the end of that countdown.

  • @glsnj

    @glsnj

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh no premature lift off.. not a good thing.. LMAO

  • @sdw2is
    @sdw2is Жыл бұрын

    This is like back in the fifties when nothing was explicitly said that was pornographic but the manner in which it is said is certainly pornographic. This this woman deserves my respect. I salute you ma'am.

  • @johnhaas3270

    @johnhaas3270

    Жыл бұрын

    She has sex appeal. And she looks older then 40

  • @joseriviera8700

    @joseriviera8700

    5 ай бұрын

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @OmarQuiroga-nx1yg

    @OmarQuiroga-nx1yg

    5 ай бұрын

  • @appie8810

    @appie8810

    5 ай бұрын

    This is erotic not pornographic.

  • @Jimbo-et5jb

    @Jimbo-et5jb

    4 ай бұрын

    And she’s from the fifties.

  • @luzi328
    @luzi3284 ай бұрын

    Disgusting, where this world is going?

  • @user-yv3wq9yq8i
    @user-yv3wq9yq8i4 ай бұрын

    The rocket goes off. the pants come down.

  • @loringbush1455
    @loringbush1455 Жыл бұрын

    Houston we have lift off!

  • @michaelchristen-si8hy
    @michaelchristen-si8hy Жыл бұрын

    My ROCKET EXPLODED ON YOUR PAD. 🔥

  • @Copiio
    @Copiio4 ай бұрын

    My rocket blasted off and crashed quickly! Lucky husband to be blessed with this every day!

  • @jacemiller2593
    @jacemiller25933 ай бұрын

    She can count to ten. That’s talent.

  • @user-fn7zd8pl7w

    @user-fn7zd8pl7w

    20 күн бұрын

    I think she was reading it from a monitor

  • @T.R.U.T.H.1969.
    @T.R.U.T.H.1969. Жыл бұрын

    That's exactly where my rocket would be!💯

  • @mr.unknownuser7235
    @mr.unknownuser7235 Жыл бұрын

    You are absolutely gorgeous and those high beams made both of my fuel tanks blast off.

  • @hobojungle1

    @hobojungle1

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @user-jv7ps2mk4g
    @user-jv7ps2mk4g5 ай бұрын

    Bro better broke the bench after that video ended💀💀

  • @richierich8081
    @richierich80814 ай бұрын

    Mary your freeking me out with this one.

  • @jimsmith6937
    @jimsmith6937 Жыл бұрын

    You’re looking gorgeous today. 😊

  • @stuartalexander2657
    @stuartalexander2657 Жыл бұрын

    Sometimes the jokes just write themselves 😍🤩

  • @user-ll5uc4hn3q
    @user-ll5uc4hn3q4 ай бұрын

    After this video Elon musk's stock at space x went up. I should have invested some money before mary posted this video. I have no regrets because i had a super lift off with a blast that i havent felt or seen in like 10 years. Thankyou mary 😊

  • @akashaakashful
    @akashaakashful4 ай бұрын

    Thanos pls save us 😂

  • @rob8047
    @rob8047 Жыл бұрын

    You lit my rocket s

  • @jd01ify
    @jd01ify Жыл бұрын

    Now I have proof that MILFs exist

  • @user-mz3qt8nu3h

    @user-mz3qt8nu3h

    4 ай бұрын

    Dude...that's a gilf

  • @glen5599

    @glen5599

    4 ай бұрын

    👀Mary looks better sitting down where you can't her flat @ss and bird legs.

  • @Petequinn741
    @Petequinn7414 ай бұрын

    I need a nap after that launch

  • @edithfrazier9895
    @edithfrazier98954 ай бұрын

    This is not the way grandmas act

  • @johnhurley2083
    @johnhurley2083 Жыл бұрын

    You are so uplifting ❤

  • @Roscoe.P.Coldchain

    @Roscoe.P.Coldchain

    Жыл бұрын

    She’s beautiful

  • @arthurfonzarelli9828

    @arthurfonzarelli9828

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Roscoe.P.Coldchain yeah an old woman lacking class is far from beautiful. I don't care if somebody looks good that's great everyone should try to but this is pathetic

  • @user-ip5zz4qt7d

    @user-ip5zz4qt7d

    8 ай бұрын

    A la luna, estás muy guapa ❤❤❤

  • @Lee-gv6ko
    @Lee-gv6ko Жыл бұрын

    Now she's just toying with us

  • @jefferywarshawsky2263

    @jefferywarshawsky2263

    Жыл бұрын

    You think

  • @Happyfingcampers
    @Happyfingcampers4 ай бұрын

    You had me at 10...❤😂

  • @davidanderson4404
    @davidanderson44044 ай бұрын

    Her videos of playing with toys are damn near that big. I was like damn. Guy gotta be packing to feel walls

  • @TheInnerParty
    @TheInnerParty Жыл бұрын

    You got my vote💯 No I'm going to watch it again so I can appreciate the editing😂

  • @user-bv5lj6td4bcross

    @user-bv5lj6td4bcross

    8 ай бұрын

    very sexy

  • @paulmerkes3234
    @paulmerkes3234 Жыл бұрын

    I love those pointers. And I go up with you

  • @user-kp1jd6qj5w

    @user-kp1jd6qj5w

    8 ай бұрын

    I like you

  • @sergserg2618
    @sergserg26184 ай бұрын

    I swear ive seen this granny on an old VHS tape "granny banger" 🤣

  • @dylans9405
    @dylans94055 ай бұрын

    That rocket blew a booster

  • @HillbillyJayy
    @HillbillyJayy Жыл бұрын

    My rocket boosters just unloaded thier fuel package upon launch from your missile pad Mary

  • @archiebunker7688

    @archiebunker7688

    Жыл бұрын

    That phallic symbol between her legs was so too much!

  • @davidrios3372
    @davidrios33725 ай бұрын

    Good job at the countdown grandma 😅

  • @bill5762
    @bill57624 ай бұрын

    My rocker is about to blow

  • @bluesteeltraining
    @bluesteeltraining Жыл бұрын

    Don’t forget that for proper liftoff, powerful thrust is a must! 😊

  • @stevencox5903
    @stevencox5903 Жыл бұрын

    Wow beautiful ❤️🥰🥰

  • @iansmith7369
    @iansmith73695 ай бұрын

    I was looking for a tutorial on soldering an old broken brass door knob….. and this old sort turned up😂😂😂😄😂😂😄😄😄

  • @user-uo5dq1ul1k
    @user-uo5dq1ul1k4 ай бұрын

    Coffee bean with the hardest auto

  • @saadroi2372
    @saadroi23726 ай бұрын

    Your smile your voice your touch... A lot of excitation❤❤

  • @davidfarr87421
    @davidfarr87421 Жыл бұрын

    Breathtaking

  • @arthurfonzarelli9828

    @arthurfonzarelli9828

    Жыл бұрын

    More like cheesy. A woman approaching 60 with her fake boob job I guess I'm missing the point. This may have worked at me when I was 12 years old. I guess I apologize if you're not a teenager yet

  • @patrickewertz1149
    @patrickewertz11494 ай бұрын

    The most beautiful Countdown in my Life 😍😍😍

  • @papichulo6355
    @papichulo63552 ай бұрын

    Mommmm!!! Grandma is in my room playing with my laptop!!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @manueldiaz506
    @manueldiaz506 Жыл бұрын

    Your such a C.T. I love it!! 😉

  • @Jean-philippeLuques-lh4dw
    @Jean-philippeLuques-lh4dw Жыл бұрын

    Space x est la meilleure compagnie pour s'envoyer en l'air. !!!....bon voyage Mary ❤

  • @lacimaria4018

    @lacimaria4018

    5 ай бұрын

    👉🇺🇸👎👎👎😂😂😂

  • @anthonypaluck5236
    @anthonypaluck52363 ай бұрын

    She does not have an upper lip.

  • @lancedibble4724
    @lancedibble47244 ай бұрын

    The ol' pocket rocket!😮😅

  • @ronzimmerman5828
    @ronzimmerman5828 Жыл бұрын

    Lift off!!😘

  • @dennisterrill2434
    @dennisterrill24348 ай бұрын

    Mary, you are a thrill to watch, as well nice buttons watching over the valley and center of attraction. Thank you both for sharing your video. Must be hard to get work done around the homestead. LOL

  • @gerardmarlier7900

    @gerardmarlier7900

    5 ай бұрын

    Tu mouille ou pas

  • @stephanprovost-dm4jn

    @stephanprovost-dm4jn

    5 ай бұрын

    Wtf

  • @davidrios3372

    @davidrios3372

    5 ай бұрын

    Good job at the countdown grandma 😅

  • @DannyDick-gk5wk
    @DannyDick-gk5wk5 ай бұрын

    You put me in mind of my ex-wife I got rid of her

  • @johnjohnson6392
    @johnjohnson63924 ай бұрын

    I was done before 10 just looking at her 😂😂😂😂

  • @alanscott6241
    @alanscott6241 Жыл бұрын

    Mary, you're making me think naughty things! Much love 💕😘👍💯🌹🙏

  • @barrybleich3455
    @barrybleich3455 Жыл бұрын

    You made my day.

  • @rrw65
    @rrw653 күн бұрын

    The countdown works. She makes it work and 9.99 a month is a fair price.

  • @Whogivesashit821
    @Whogivesashit8214 ай бұрын

    I'd say she's had a few rocket's over the years.

  • @lcarter1345
    @lcarter1345 Жыл бұрын

    PERFECT

  • @davedtheisen5569

    @davedtheisen5569

    Жыл бұрын

    Nothing is perfect otherwise you would be dead....

  • @arthurfonzarelli9828

    @arthurfonzarelli9828

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha why?

  • @user-yk3tf1df8t
    @user-yk3tf1df8t5 ай бұрын

    Granny why are you degrading yourself with these videos you make , NOT A GOOD LOOK

  • @keithbevins6688
    @keithbevins66885 ай бұрын

    I have to honestly admit. These videos are too enjoyable and I'd like to see more.

  • @kieronsmith4500

    @kieronsmith4500

    3 ай бұрын

    Just Google her name and add video 👍

  • @teetoo3790
    @teetoo37904 ай бұрын

    Ha ha. Like her sense of humor.

  • @rrcaniglia
    @rrcaniglia Жыл бұрын

    BEST soft Eros-laden vids around.

  • @jportal001
    @jportal001 Жыл бұрын

    That blouse just looks fantastic on you

  • @Themaryburke

    @Themaryburke

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh thank you!

  • @user-tf9dt1kg9x

    @user-tf9dt1kg9x

    4 ай бұрын

    Damn grandma has clothes on

  • @billplumb4487
    @billplumb44875 ай бұрын

    I can STILL se your ripples... Nicely done!

  • @kevinc764
    @kevinc7645 ай бұрын

    Going to a place where no man has gone before

  • @beckyallen2316

    @beckyallen2316

    2 ай бұрын

    You mean going to a place where Every Man has been to before

  • @kevinc764

    @kevinc764

    2 ай бұрын

    That would be more accurate😉

  • @user-oq4jx8mc6r
    @user-oq4jx8mc6r5 ай бұрын

    This is just embarrassing. You’re like the drunken older woman at a bar making a pass at a younger guy. 😮

  • @daviddoby4645
    @daviddoby46454 ай бұрын

    You certainly start my launch sequence !!!

  • @FaridGoleh-cj1xu
    @FaridGoleh-cj1xu2 ай бұрын

    The rocket goes between the two ,---- and we have a liftoff 😂😂😂😂

  • @jasonboldea6754
    @jasonboldea67544 ай бұрын

    You had me at 10

  • @nicoloserio6789
    @nicoloserio6789 Жыл бұрын

    Sei incantevole❤️

  • @jakubwisniewski9633

    @jakubwisniewski9633

    5 ай бұрын

    Nice women

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