just a skin
Комедия
steve tells the tale of a girl who just had a skin.
/ shottysteve
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huge thanks to the fine actors in this video.
gunching - steve
jo - tammy
foths - simp guy
delayed - guy guy
swaws - guy guy guy
zive - guy guy guy guy
chirs - guy guy guy guy guy
nabebl - guy guy guy guy guy guy
ripsick - guy guy guy guy guy guy guy
as well as the fine audio provided by elizark.
parody of "just a friend" by mr. biz markie in counter-strike: global offensive
****LYRICS****
(Intro)
Yo moms is so ugly her teeth look like she ate a flashbang,
Oooohhhh
Yo mama so fat she thought banana was a fruit,
It is bro, (yeah like on italy)
Oh I got one, Yo mama so poor, for your birthday she got you a gut knife field-tested!
(bro thats kinda messed up)
(Cue track)
Have you ever played a game where you met somebody,
That was cracked like a cracker, and whack like karate?
Let me tell ya a story of my online flick,
With my lady friend in counterstrike, my online chick.
The way that I met her was on inferno in comp,
We were both at the top it was a 10-2 stomp
I just won a clutch I was pourin' with sweat
And outta nowhere i heard a voice in my headset
She said “that was insane, can i add you on steam?”
My buddy called me a simp and she said “don’t be mean”
I added her back, and we continued our game,
She got a 2 piece collat, she put flusha to shame
I hit a couple flicks and she was enthused,
I said, "ez clutch" she said, "nice job defuse" “bro stop simping”
After the game, we rapped for a while,
But then I saw something strange on her steam profile,
She had a fac new (knife) named heart young tim,
I asked her who that, she said, "Nobody, it’s just a skin"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing
You, you got what I need but you say it's just a skin,
And you say it's just a skin, oh baby (x2)
So I took her word, didn’t wanna lose on time,
I thought just havin' a skin didn’t make her non-prime,
'Cause I got skins and that's a fact,
Like my p2 sand dune, and my hat,
Forget about that, let's go into the story,
About this girl with a knife in her inventory,
So we started talkin' every day on discord and AIM,
Spendin' a lot of time in and out of game so I’d bhoppin out the
Friend zone and then we could give it a whirl,
How it's gonna be when she was my e-girl
Everything was great, and that’s not just talk,
I had no idea I was in for a shock
I worked up the courage to tell her how I felt,
There was a heat in the room I felt my keyboard melt,
I told her that I liked her and the message said read,
A couple minutes went by, and then she finally said:
You, you got what I need, but I think we should stay friends,
I don’t want this thing to end,
Please, just tell me the truth, is it really just a skin,
Is this just because of tim,
She said tim? Excuse me? And then she was offline.
I didn’t hear from her for a long time.
A week went by until I finally heard back.
I said i was just a toe and you were my tic tac,
I miss you so much, please can you forgive me,
I made a mistake and ruined what could be,
I said I need to talk to you and I gave her a ring,
But there was no answer, and then I heard a ding,
She said Tim was my nickname on steam in the past,
I have feelings for you, but I wanted this to last,
I said then please answer the call, I need to know,
If I’m the man for you or just another joe,
This time she picked up, to my surprise,
Oh, snap! Right in front of my eyes,
The girl I fell in love with was actually a guy,
I thought for a sec, and said I guess I’m bi,
I said you,
you got what I need,
Even though you are a he,
You are everything to me
Oh baby, you...
Thanks for stickin around guys.
Пікірлер: 1 700
No auto-tune, no computer magic, just pure talent.
@shottysteve
3 жыл бұрын
and 237 takes
@carlingo1463
3 жыл бұрын
@@shottysteve show us all your bloopers
@autistickid5332
3 жыл бұрын
@@shottysteve missed you man glad to see you back. Ur content is gold
@astroizhere6908
3 жыл бұрын
@@shottysteve TOATALLY worth this gold
@ImNot
3 жыл бұрын
@@shottysteve shit isnt gold, its DIAMOND.
Playing this when my team loses the first half as motivation
@notttvcep1re739
3 жыл бұрын
thanks for the idea
@NieColall
3 жыл бұрын
Making people leave although they know this means a 7 day ban for them
mercury on his keyboard turned him into freddie mercury
@bobatea4732
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nopepsi2day
3 жыл бұрын
Mercury on his keyboard turned it into MIDI keyboard
@cdretro8108
3 жыл бұрын
He also has aids
@freakyrenta
3 жыл бұрын
@@cdretro8108 What!? Are you serious!?
@cheekybananaboy3361
3 жыл бұрын
stevie wonder
I swear to god if he is gone for another 2 years I will rage
@WasThatOneDude
3 жыл бұрын
Any good thing will always have an ending, i guess his was an unexpected one...
@kymedd
3 жыл бұрын
@@WasThatOneDude you make me sad
@Z0R0____
3 жыл бұрын
@@WasThatOneDude hey there friends my name is kevin
@selpak3138
3 жыл бұрын
6 months later...
@dvshdvsh
3 жыл бұрын
@@selpak3138 who are u
This the guy that pointed his 9 at an ice cream lady to fix his keyboard
@rockyrafty
3 жыл бұрын
:D
@pulsefull7248
3 жыл бұрын
@@rockyrafty yes, that's him
@rockyrafty
3 жыл бұрын
@@pulsefull7248 yaa man haha
All that mercury made him a even stronger musician
@devinarato69420
3 жыл бұрын
“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”
@diamondcomplex2376
3 жыл бұрын
taught by Freddie
@Foxikaze
Жыл бұрын
@@diamondcomplex2376 😂
He really put the “he” in “she” ❤️
Aight but when’s it on Spotify, like no joke
@n3bloons23
3 жыл бұрын
Fr i'd love it if it was on spotify
@largalargalarga
3 жыл бұрын
@@n3bloons23import it to your local file in spotify
@joeyd143
3 жыл бұрын
@@n3bloons23 I think so
@n3bloons23
3 жыл бұрын
@@joeyd143 i'll try it out rn
@largalargalarga
3 жыл бұрын
@@n3bloons23 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZniZmKOzh6W_YM4.html
When we needed him the most he diss- Years later me and my brother found this kid on steam and added him turns out he was shortysteve 😮
@peterisbot
3 жыл бұрын
he was shortysteve!?!?!??!?!?!!?!
@urbad1703
3 жыл бұрын
@@lilpoop2416 yes shortysteve
More beatiful story than Romeo and Julliet.
@agentkenaki6529
3 жыл бұрын
Wdym? It was a happy ending!
@pabloc4204
3 жыл бұрын
@@agentkenaki6529 yeah i dont get it
@mixtapeo7
3 жыл бұрын
@@pabloc4204 the "she" he loved was a he, but then he says that he still loves him
@pabloc4204
3 жыл бұрын
@@mixtapeo7 exactly it's a happy ending, why did he call it a tragic story?
@mixtapeo7
3 жыл бұрын
PabloC4 because its a guy not a girl xd
And just like that he's gone
@DoxyYT
3 жыл бұрын
sad
i thought he was gonna say "the girl i fell in love with was actually FranzJ" for a sec
@postaldude4460
3 жыл бұрын
That would be epic bisexual moment
@ph0roggy
3 жыл бұрын
🤣👍
@2thgun
3 жыл бұрын
i mean they arent friends anymore so idk
This song has more plot twist than anything I saw
@Wab2007
3 жыл бұрын
is it a joke i can't tell. because on one hand shottysteve has never said anything serious, and on the other there would be no reason to say hes bi besides it rhyming with the song
@thebadwolf3088
3 жыл бұрын
@@Wab2007 it was just a joke
@Wab2007
3 жыл бұрын
@@thebadwolf3088 good to know
Never have I thought 2021 would be the year shottysteve would come back.
@PTMG
3 жыл бұрын
Low key who? And when/why did he leave
@semvankrimpen173
3 жыл бұрын
@@PTMG went to the hospital due to mercury poisoning
@maxerduster
3 жыл бұрын
@@semvankrimpen173 what a god of a gamer
@ceoofquackcocaine1277
3 жыл бұрын
The year is officially better than 2020
@juicetoosexy9616
3 жыл бұрын
@@semvankrimpen173 😭 I wonder why
rip biz markie :(
@soypatod8145
3 жыл бұрын
Who is biz markie ???
@cheekybananaboy3361
3 жыл бұрын
@@soypatod8145 the guy who made the original song lmao. this video is. parody of the song "just a friend" by biz markie
It's been 3 years since shotty returned and left. I'm in a much better place rn, but this song still hits a little too close to home
I missed your rap for a long time dude, this felt like a throwback.
@huw1686
3 жыл бұрын
Legit know all the lyrics to that rap
WOO, YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! WOO~
@innacrisis6991
3 жыл бұрын
unsurprised yet enthused
yo its the guy harrasing a high schooler
@_narrows
2 жыл бұрын
the fact at least 32 people angrily opened up youtube and typed this guy's name out cuz he was rude to some highschooler is pretty funny
@DZYHH
2 жыл бұрын
@@_narrows nah its in his bio no one typed out his name
@_narrows
2 жыл бұрын
@@DZYHH aw slightly less funny now
Why is this unironically a good song, smh.
Are we gonna ignore how he doesn't upload for a few years and comes back out of nowhere and still makes bangers luv u steve
@ghazet77
3 жыл бұрын
Dude he’s never made a bad song
@SoulGaming
3 жыл бұрын
@@ghazet77 straight faxs
See ya guys when everyone will be talking about this song, and DJs in casual matches will be playing this.
I instantly knew that this was a parody of "Just a friend" when you guys were cracking yo mama jokes
@disctr4k69
3 жыл бұрын
the camera angle and how they were sitting on the bench too convinced me
Rest in Peace shottysteve, you were always a real one.
I instantly knew it was a guy when he didn't get denied
Great Biz Markie parody man
@secretwow3459
3 жыл бұрын
chat was fun man
@AbrahamSuperman
3 жыл бұрын
Biz Markie :P But yeah I agree
@EpicDonutDudeMemes
3 жыл бұрын
@@AbrahamSuperman oh ye, oops that was a typo
@navyrun12
3 жыл бұрын
We meet again donutdude
@shottysteve
3 жыл бұрын
he parodied me
RIP BIZ MARKIE
Some guy named "Biz Markie" made a remix of this song but imo this version is 100x better.
@cam0227
3 жыл бұрын
Some game named "CS:GO" made a company called Valve
@0D0R
3 жыл бұрын
@@cam0227 bro it’s the other way around111!!!
@cheekybananaboy3361
3 жыл бұрын
rip biz :(
@EvanLelli
3 жыл бұрын
@@cheekybananaboy3361 RIP :((((
This honestly bring back so many memories. Throwback to those steam friends I had a blast with, but haven’t talked to in 3 years. Hope they are out there living their lives. Thank you steve. For the nostalgia and the memories.
@apple-de8tx
3 жыл бұрын
yes this brings back memories of when my steam friend turned out to be a guy and then became my wife
@rahuldutta9303
3 жыл бұрын
@@apple-de8tx exactly i can relate
@siphobrisloks8133
3 жыл бұрын
@@apple-de8tx the fuck
@ikz4222
3 жыл бұрын
@@apple-de8tx what 💀💀
Ok this is terrible timing cuz this just happened to me
@El1as--
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@El1as--
3 жыл бұрын
you got what sHE needs
@monceh0
3 жыл бұрын
Aw man wana play minecraft?
@just_andrew8573
3 жыл бұрын
F
@xiyition
3 жыл бұрын
thats kinda cute
steve is a musical genius, this song was a journey.
This is too fucking good, a masterpiece... and he’s actually genuinely good at fucking singing. 😳
@goodluck6948
3 жыл бұрын
@Tony Montana yup
so this is what he has been doing for the past 3 years
"We'll come back" well he wasnt wrong lmao
This is already the best video of 2021
And just like that... he's gone...
“They come back, they come back”
This is one elaborate way to come out of the closet.
@Wab2007
3 жыл бұрын
Wait what he’s gay? Thought it was a joke
@Wab2007
3 жыл бұрын
I might just be the stupidest human alive
@olivernorth7418
3 жыл бұрын
@@Wab2007 He's not gay he's bisexual (at least, according to this video if you take it seriously)
@Wab2007
3 жыл бұрын
@@olivernorth7418 I seriously doubt this lmao. He’s never serious
@olivernorth7418
3 жыл бұрын
@@Wab2007 Why? Are you uncomfortable hearing about bisexual people?
As fast as he came back he dissapeard again
this vid is actually very heartwarming, i hope you make more of these types of vids
I feel like i'm a part of an important history event
This is a future classic
We NEED YOU. SOURCE 2 OUT NOW
WOO, YEAH BABY! THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WOO! THAT’S WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT! WOO~
WOO, YEAH BABY! THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT! WOO~
The ending was surprisingly sweet. Not what i expected but I loved it anyway. Keep up the hard work steve
this guy is the embodiment of talent, this is going on my Spotify playlist
Bro this is so well made and it was posted on my birthday. Thanks shottysteve you didnt have to be this generous .
2021 is looking up. Glad to have you back shotty
@braden4797
2 ай бұрын
This did not age well…
WOOO, YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Imagine playing a game with this dude and he just starts rapping
Coming back to my favorite quirked up white boy.
Goddamn its just recorded gameplay the melody and his voice, steve thank you, Please upload more this year
I'm happy you're back my man. 2021 ain't so bad after all.
WOOO, YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I haven't laughed at a video like I did just now, this is absolutely golden. I love the parody, and that's +1 subscriber for you ;)
I love ur vids bro keep it up! This is just what I needed for 2021
WOO, YEAH BABY! THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT!
I was listening to Just A Friend a few days ago for the first time years. Coincidence? Yes, but this is still incredible
Would you say he’s just a friend? Ohhhhbaby you got what I neeeeeeed -biz markie in the art of war
WOO, YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT! WOO~
This feels like it came out 3 years ago and could be a classic
RIP BIZ MARKIE 🙏
2021s best gift. I hope this year gets better
2 shottysteve videos in less than 2 weeks?? youtube in 2021 starting off good 🙏
my boyfriend forced me to watch this idk whats going on
@Spartan2Orion
3 жыл бұрын
blink twice if he's holding you against your will
@ndm13
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's trying to tell you he met someone special
@AryanJain_01
3 жыл бұрын
Believe me or not if he tell you watch this... Your special to him...
@theajones3528
3 жыл бұрын
@@AryanJain_01 i broke up with him HSHSH
@AryanJain_01
3 жыл бұрын
Sorry to here that. Wish you a good life from me and csgo community
shottysteve making a comeback in 2021, you love to see it
These burns so fire they guided my soul back to your channel to see your first content in three years.
This video changed my life. Thank you shotty steve for uploading this video
The shottysteve renaissance
I needed this, thank god for steve
this made me smile, thank you steve
I make sure to come back and listen to this everyday
The way the shot after the yo momma jokes got me XD, Good video TriDance
straight banger, on spotify when?
I clicked on the video thinking it was like 4 years old. Turns out I'm weirdly early.
You dk how happy I am Seeing Steve releasing more vids :D
3 years and he's spitting out rhymes
This is gold... thank you man!
glad you are back, glad i kept up with your twitter.
This is unironically fire 🔥🔥🔥
This will age like wine I'm tellin' you
This is why he was missing for a couple of years and I'm okay with that.
Bench guy really came in clutch
BEST 2021 MUSIC VIDEO
thank you shottysteve, this was so inspirational
Its beautiful i have looked at it for hours
shotty steve content is how were starting 2021
they got us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Epic parody man, never thought anyone would choose biz markie
This is the best video I have ever seen
Just a friend parody, damn you, you got what i need
The skit is weirdly wholesome
Holy shit, this was a rollercoaster of emotions
I missed you shottysteve, great video man
this is epic, im so glad you are back
just came back to this gem shame he hasnt fully came back :(
This is amazing, thanks steve
Me finding this channel recently: wow this dude is actually pretty cool Also me seeing his upload schedules: *oh*