Bro Rogan smacking like a Panda eating bamboo sticks

@virgiltoms5701

9 ай бұрын

Old man Joe is starting to show 😂

@Dan48922

9 ай бұрын

😂😂

@satanzmoma

9 ай бұрын

An speaking perfectly 😂

@Ethan.Murphy2003

9 ай бұрын

Bro I’m dying lmao

@Fedgery007

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Two 5th graders mic'd up at lunch

@magneticgray5.03

9 ай бұрын

Lmfao

@MasalaMan

9 ай бұрын

The nerd and the wrestling dude somehow bonding over pizza in the cafeteria.

@user-gn6ry8jx4c

9 ай бұрын

You win bro this the best comment by far 😂😂

@NOX-ID47

9 ай бұрын

To be fair, men when left to our own devices are basically grown 8 year olds permanently.

@whothennow3617

9 ай бұрын

Excellent analogy

one smack everyone knows the rules😅

@tmntransparency1275

7 ай бұрын

Joe might be able to fight but if he chewed like that around me for long I swear we would be fighting lol.

@thegovernor4346

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 and you adhere to those rules

@Ahaaaaaaaa101

3 ай бұрын

Disgusting

Rogan eats pizza exactly how Id expect Rogan to eat pizza lmao

@garrettchapman8170

Ай бұрын

Like a Panda.😂

Joe's ability to hammer down a pie is amazing

@MartyFrolik

9 ай бұрын

Especially a pineapple anchovy pizza 😂

@zf5656

9 ай бұрын

It’s so disgusting listening to him eat

@williamwaugh6

9 ай бұрын

Dude hasnt had pizza in years. You can tell how he inhaled it lol

@mjdietz

9 ай бұрын

He looked Hungry eh?

@mjdietz

9 ай бұрын

Yea Used to make pizzas And Good pizza starts in the ingredients ...sauce and Dough On another note Nomadic Nation Platform for Better StandingbWorldwide Behind the Narrative Channel Too

Dave has zero flop when watching this

@kieth1284

9 ай бұрын

Went from 6 to midnight real quick 😂

@yellowjackboots2624

9 ай бұрын

@@kieth1284 😄 sun-dial mode activated

@christianterrill3503

9 ай бұрын

That undercarriage is hard as fuck!

@jamesturner47

9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@microfarming8583

9 ай бұрын

These comments just made my day 😅

I actually enjoy how much these 2 are enjoying their pizza and conversation. It’s the little things in life.

Joe is literally fascinated by anything

@Tritiuminducedfusion

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, pot and shrooms will do that.

@MetalizedButt

3 ай бұрын

That’s a gift, it can make life much more enjoyable.

@joshchilds1473

2 ай бұрын

Especially grizzly bears 😂

@jsilva7005

Ай бұрын

That would be a nice way to live. I’d rather be fascinated by everything, instead of finding everything mundane.

@NewPraetorianBlues

Ай бұрын

Life is pretty fascinating my dude

Dave’s ego after this video 🚀

@codydaniel5264

9 ай бұрын

To the moon lmao

@Prometheushighaf

9 ай бұрын

He earned it. One bite let's go

@Spliffindor0409

9 ай бұрын

Everyone knows the rules

@ViralDailyShorts

9 ай бұрын

big bombs...

@mitchdavis8687

9 ай бұрын

Dave is hitting on all cylinders! GO Bro!😊

Joe was fucking that pizza up 😂😂😂

@arcanewondersfann1567

9 ай бұрын

Joe's a cheapskate, he only ordered 1 box of pizza, why didn't he order second one for he's staff behind the camera

@Wanker527

9 ай бұрын

@@arcanewondersfann1567there is no staff

@matthewturner4028

9 ай бұрын

​@@arcanewondersfann1567Jamie is the only employee

@iamthefuss934

9 ай бұрын

@@arcanewondersfann1567who tf says “1 box of pizza?”

@676marvin

9 ай бұрын

​@@arcanewondersfann1567xlarge pizza dummy

There's nothing I love more than someone loudly eating into a microphone with their mouth open.

@AlexanderSchmidt-jz5uf

8 ай бұрын

Sadly I can't tell if your serious or not just because the way the Internet is today

@saulflores8095

8 ай бұрын

Omg it turns me on so bad too😊😊😊😅😅😅

@Flyinclutchman206

8 ай бұрын

@@AlexanderSchmidt-jz5ufsame

@wholesomegaming9759

8 ай бұрын

​@@AlexanderSchmidt-jz5ufbro comn He is definitely joking,that shit was disgusting 😂

@XXX.0X

8 ай бұрын

You must be a big fan of ASMR mukbangs

Joe just made rating pizza sound like something you have to train to do 😂😂😂

@YEEYEE-dy8tk

8 ай бұрын

Papa Rogan at it again 😂😂

@Sheundjd

7 ай бұрын

I LOVE THIS😂

@venomous_spiderx7939

2 ай бұрын

It takes awhile to be able to judge the flop like that guy does and to utilize the number system believe it or not. My friends uncles cousin use to rate food like this for 20 years before he retired.

@guyeshel9316

15 күн бұрын

"It's a system"

"Hes got a whole method." Literally just bites it and rates it.

@tbuff91

8 ай бұрын

I love Dave but his pizza bias does crack me up. "Too doughy, 6.2" "I love a good crisp, 8.3" Also the random ass decimal numbers XD

@JoexWalsh

8 ай бұрын

​@@CentralTexasCarSpotterAre you okay my friend?

@JoexWalsh

8 ай бұрын

@@CentralTexasCarSpotter I couldn't agree more! Fallout 76 was released to generally negative reviews, with criticism for the game's numerous technical issues, overall design, lack of gameplay purpose, and initial absence of human non-playable characters.

@Whoquiensabenose

8 ай бұрын

​@@JoexWalshhow did we go from talking about pizza to fall out 76

@Whoquiensabenose

8 ай бұрын

​@@CentralTexasCarSpotterand bro are you okay ?

Joe Rogan is the first person ever to look akward eating pizza.

@Watsonclipsfordays

8 ай бұрын

Because it’s not elk bro

@wallyandjilly375

8 ай бұрын

@@Watsonclipsfordays😂

@kceegray7046

8 ай бұрын

Because he just made up his favorite pizza on the spot and hes trying to force himself to enjoy it.

@kgreen5730

8 ай бұрын

​@@kceegray7046that scenario is hilarious to think about 😂

@jasonm1690

8 ай бұрын

Because he's baked.

Joe's wife is so lucky to get to watch him chew and talk!

@Ryan_11990

8 ай бұрын

@searchingfornessie8410more like Hi Joe!🤣

Dave sharing this makes it so much better. 😂😂😂

@TheBooklyBreakdown

4 ай бұрын

I agree 😂

Joe eats like my grandma 😂

@tomcooke1853

8 ай бұрын

With no teeth😂😂😂✌🏻👍

@joewagner4593

8 ай бұрын

He is a grandma

@lawrenceshdow

8 ай бұрын

He is a mouth breather Even after getting his nose fixed he says its a million times better but he still cant breath through his nose well. I got buds like that from fighting and its hard for me to eat with them. They have to keep their mouth open when they eat too breath so it just ends up noisy and smacking their lips and chewing noises. I try to ignore it but sometimes it gets to me.

@PotatoeJoe69

7 ай бұрын

Joe is my grandma.

@vsaminat

7 ай бұрын

Eats pizza like a hot dog ought to be eaten (the gummy way)

God Joe’s chewing and talking would make me literally leave the room lmao

@CWHolleman

9 ай бұрын

Indeed.

@DKG3210

9 ай бұрын

I feel the same way I hate the sound of people smacking

@bugtesties

9 ай бұрын

1000% one of the most irritating noises especially for a podcast or radio listening experience like come on man

@travellingnomadic882

9 ай бұрын

but then you got the covid vaccine eh.

@KayWorldSoLow

9 ай бұрын

Indeed… I’d have to or I’d get pissed…😂

Millionaires get just as excited about pizza as everybody do. I like that.

Joe can make anyone sound like a world renowned professional

Listening to this while wearing headphones, during the actual podcast,was brutal. Those mics pick up every lip smack ×100

@tristanhoyer7192

8 ай бұрын

Ik bro 😂

@ChomboSlice

8 ай бұрын

Excruciating

@Ben-kb1ub

8 ай бұрын

It’s not hard when someone chews like an ape

@jaynunez9535

8 ай бұрын

Listening to it while high will fuck with you a bit to

@stiepanholkien605

8 ай бұрын

Made me hungry, and satisfied with all the OCD peoples suffering listening to that.

Joe really out here, looking like a ninja turtle eating that pizza 😂

@IYHIGJ

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂cowabunga

@jandop6944

7 ай бұрын

Fkn best comment

@upxatem6979

7 ай бұрын

Lmfao ! 🤣🤣🤣

@TrimriteCC-ss5jg

6 ай бұрын

Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kaiwerring6853

5 ай бұрын

Hahahahahhaha I am dying reading this comment hahahaha. Crying laughing

Why is this so unexpectedly wholesome? 😂

Being a pizza connoisseur actually sounds like a really cool job to be honest 😁

Dude the absolute reverence Joe had for Dave, and his scoring system was hilarious. In front of Elon, one of the most accomplished human beings he is celebrating Dave’s pizza reviews.

@cdb5001

9 ай бұрын

What has Elon accomplished other than taking credit for other people's work?

@Grandpa...

9 ай бұрын

​@@cdb5001taking credit for other people's work is an accomplishment

@biggdogg1975

9 ай бұрын

It’s been said twice but Musk is s#%t

@Joey500

9 ай бұрын

HOW SMART CAN ELON BE. HE HANGS WITH JOE ?????

@maniacrailfan8060

9 ай бұрын

@@cdb5001 you just don't like him because he's not espousing your leftist world view

That's all Dave needs...Somebody else to tell him how awesome he is. We'll never hear the end of this.

@SactoKevin

9 ай бұрын

Elon did the literal opposite. Him not knowing about one bite at all was a huge ego blow haha

@AustenSummers

7 ай бұрын

Elite level narcissism 😂

Why does this pod look like such a vibe 😂

"i am not gonna rate this pizza but it's excellent". i love this statement.

Joe even eats like a caveman. Ok I’m convinced

@joeycrck1479

8 ай бұрын

Hey Jamie bring up that video of a grizzly bear and a gorilla eating a pizza together

Joe smacking that pizza around is the most disgusting sound ive ever heard on KZread

@angryrabbit8228

9 ай бұрын

Glad I’m not the only one

@Expired.Lettuce

9 ай бұрын

Uh-oh... watch out for these Rogan fangirls

@umadbrew

9 ай бұрын

lol, I can't stand that shit.

@lawrenceshdow

9 ай бұрын

There are youtubers with millions of fans and that is all they do. Eat sloppy food and make sure the microphone gets the sound. Its gross as hell... And they make legit money doing it.

@ninjastiz9046

9 ай бұрын

I know he's got a good mic but dang that was some serious smacking if I've ever heard it.

You know what system Joe doesn't have... Eating etiquette.

@YEEYEE-dy8tk

8 ай бұрын

Just a low class Boston papa 😂

Just two guys high AF taking about pizza lmfao 😂

“A whole number system”

@gregwadinger2994

9 ай бұрын

Gassing it up heavy 💀

@34thncrenshaw

9 ай бұрын

6.8@@gregwadinger2994

@NoSleepRacing

9 ай бұрын

Give home a brake he just learned about numbers

@kyled6168

9 ай бұрын

Literally 1 through 10

@NIggalyin

9 ай бұрын

Did he say “Somalia of pizza?” Im confused 😂 Can anyone let me know what they heard please

Joe pizza chewing has to be one of the most obnoxious things in this world 😂

@derekbader130

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, I have an 11 year old that chews that way sometimes. Drives me crazy!

@notkylelol

9 ай бұрын

These a mic right by his mouth lol

@magneticgray5.03

9 ай бұрын

@@notkylelol all that does is make it louder and MORE obnoxious lol.

@icanfixthat3890

9 ай бұрын

@@magneticgray5.03I turn off videos when that shit happens. It’s one of the worst things 😭😂

@kx7500

9 ай бұрын

Elon existing is worse

This is arguably the most hated JRE moment for frequent watchers hahaha

I watched this, the next short was Dave eating and rating a pizza😂

I was enjoying this clip, didn’t even realize the pizza legend himself posted it until I looked at the title and channel. That’s awesome.

@juansoto8786

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@coopboulton

9 ай бұрын

Same here

He even eats like a Gorilla. On second thought, are you sure this isn't a video Jamie pulled up of a bear eating a pizza?

@carloberg4835

9 ай бұрын

2 bears in a fancy cave

@happybee7725

9 ай бұрын

Ha! I just posted something very similar above. I said he looked like a high af bald chimp.

@mepmep27

9 ай бұрын

Dude I cackled when I read the first sentence. I just knew right away who u we’re talking about

Joe actually waited 2 days to hunt and shoot that pizza with his bow before bringing it back from the wild.

Idk why i was just getting a father son conversation over lunch 🤣🤣

Pizza sommelier is a title I can only dream of attaining.

Chewing with your goddamn mouth closed has entered the chat

@PlatinumHustle

9 ай бұрын

And also just not eating during a podcast 😂

This is me after not having pizza for a few weeks..

Joe was a pizza eating machine in this. Ole boy was woofing down that pie

Elons personal algorithm must be shit if he doesn’t have one bite pop up in it.

@user-wu1gm8xz9u

9 ай бұрын

It’s just a bunch of spaceship videos and Andrew tate edits

@BearsNCigars

9 ай бұрын

One pop up every one knows the rules

My old roommate eats even louder than Joe. He would start making a bowl of cereal and I'd already be angry. It should be illegal.

@CWHolleman

9 ай бұрын

Agreed. Damn subhuman behavior

@toddervin6479

9 ай бұрын

I have to leave the room sometimes when my step daughter eats. I get upset at how loud she is.

@alakazaam4292

9 ай бұрын

They’re mic’d there’s no way around it. That’s why it’s bad mic etiquette to eat into it. Makes for a great clip tho lol

@tokerkingz3891

9 ай бұрын

@@alakazaam4292 There's a way around it, it's called eating with your mouth closed lmao

@dockhellish4744

9 ай бұрын

@@tokerkingz3891Keep in mind people make ASMR videos with less expensive mics than joe can afford. They are picking everything up in that room

I did not know Elon was programmed for humor.

The number system and the flop had me weak 😂😂😂😂

I had to fast forward at work while the eating noises commenced. One of the worst sounds there is 😂

When he said number system I laughed so hard snot came out my nose 😂😂😂😂

@Liquid_Mike

8 ай бұрын

Still less gross than the sounds of Joe chewing

@NutsInYourMouth

8 ай бұрын

Extra spice for *your* pie i guess. Extra NY Flop.

Bro this video made Joe look heavy like a light skin ninja Turtle haha! Hes the 5th turtle Joey

One bite…I’ve watched hundreds of his videos and never seen him only take one bite 😂 I love the dude tho!!!

Dave was just crushed realizing that Elon Musk has zero idea of who he is 😂

"He has this complex number system". Joe, he literally picks a number between 1 and 10. 😅

@Zzzquil_Lord_v2

8 ай бұрын

Might be talking about the decimals tho

@danielrutherford9456

7 ай бұрын

No rookie scores!

@MOVIE1MAN1

7 ай бұрын

You forgot the decimal system too 😅

@resp0nse_beats

7 ай бұрын

7.6 is still between 1 and 10 as is any number with infinite numbers to the right of the decimal (not including number 10 of course)😄 @@danielrutherford9456

"a whole method"? Ya he takes a bite....

These guys are chill as fuck 😂

This was literally the best podcast ep I listened to it’s just the boys having a good time eating pizza and conversing with one of the richest guys on earth!!! It makes you think

Joe eating like an absolute savage 😂😂🤣🤣

That's a CEO thing to order pizza for everyone and then act like we're all buddies.

"Portnoy really gets into pizza?" This guy is a CYBORG.

Elon acting like he’s never seen Daves videos 😂

@bl6369

8 ай бұрын

Lol exactly

@GeeDee-yj7yd

8 ай бұрын

Man has mars and the solar system to tackle you think he gives a shit about Dave

@leonups

8 ай бұрын

@@GeeDee-yj7ydYou’re acting like Elon doesn’t spend everyday scrolling through KZread Shorts.

@Popo-oy3by

8 ай бұрын

ya he's such a goofball. When he says "Oh man ! hehe" i cringed so hard. Dude trying to hard to be bro bros with joe like that kid in school that tries to be your friend

@onee

8 ай бұрын

Why did I read Ellen. 😂😂😂

The only dude who can post Rogan clips that I’m not mad at

Joe eating Dominoes pizza acting like it’s Gormet

I'll never understand people who smack their food or chew with their mouths open.. Lol

@zegrasisinnocent

9 ай бұрын

*SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK*

@CWHolleman

9 ай бұрын

Crude

@jayseeb843

9 ай бұрын

Mama had no manners raising them 😅

@YEEYEE-dy8tk

8 ай бұрын

@@jayseeb843 Yep. He really exposed himself for being low class Boston trash 😂😂

They are eating pineapple 🍍 and anchovy 🐟 pizza 🍕!!

@gregorio87

9 ай бұрын

Never had it, but actually sounds really good... The sweet and salty/savory of the two would really compliment each other I imagine

@accaziahs.180

9 ай бұрын

It's great but add jalapenos and it's better.

@gregorio87

9 ай бұрын

@@accaziahs.180 yep, and pepperoncini or banana peppers would also do

@jsilva12231

9 ай бұрын

I discovered the bacon jalapeno pineapple like 2yrs ago...sweet/salty/spicy, havent ordered any other way since

@accaziahs.180

9 ай бұрын

@@jsilva12231 my friend does something similar but no bacon she uses grilled bbq sauced chicken, pineapple n jalapenos. It's safe to say as long as you're not in Italy pineapple is ok on pizza 😂😆 🤣. Went to Naples n Sicily they refused n felt hurt. I left a huge tip and apologized . Didn't wanna get whacked.

“Everyone knows one bite “ while he tears the whole thing apart making sure he hit all the crunchy bits 🤣🤣🤣🤣🍕

The way he’s smacking and then the way he says pizza analyst😂

The ASMR sound coming from that mic … next level 😅

@ArchaicTTV

8 ай бұрын

chewing food that close to a mic.. is literally never ASMR, its just fucking gross

Showing Dave a lot of respect on his pizza eating skills you gotta love it.

@jevondismuke5252

9 ай бұрын

And scoring systems

Its the simple things of life that make it memorable💜

the chewing KILLED me when i was listening in my car

New Haven style pizza is the absolute best I have ever had, modern Apizza, Sally’s, and then Pepe’s

I love when these guys get together it’s funny

Rogan eating pizza like the 1990 Mutant Ninja Turtles

Love how these 2 just spitting chewed up pizza in each other's faces

Elon is flying to Connecticut. Lol

Jamie: “Everybody knows the rules”. Lol.

Dave came up with the idea to review pizza and it’s obviously a big success because everyone watches it. Good for him.

8.2 is a very good pizza. Anything above excellent

Joe looks like the dude made of Rock from Fantastic 4 😂

Damn Joe! 😂 sounds like a litter of pups going after one teet!

Im really glad we documented the coolest pizza party ever.

@mystickyonyourface

8 ай бұрын

Yeah maybe next time we can all be there to hear them chewing in person

@Kevenough

8 ай бұрын

@@mystickyonyourface wouldn't hear it over chewing your own pizza

It was cool to see elon so loose and laughing 😊

@user-wu1gm8xz9u

9 ай бұрын

Get a couple drinks in ya and laughing suddenly becomes a lot easier!

@josho8888

9 ай бұрын

u should have seen him when he asked about getting the pizza. he was like a lil boy

@bradleydahlgren6632

9 ай бұрын

Yeah he definitely needs a good break and some relaxation before he chips your brain.........

@PoorEdward

9 ай бұрын

@@bradleydahlgren6632you know none of that is real, right? Everyone working on the project has discredited it, and he himself is not even qualified to be overseeing any sort of venture in the same realm as that.

@Cognitoman

9 ай бұрын

@@PoorEdwardhuh what do you mean?

Omg he's got this whole system. 1 through 10 ! Its incredible!

After some whiskey and a blunt....everyone eats like that

Two of the biggest names in the world tipping their cap to you Dave. What a time to be alive

This is one of the greatest videos the internet has ever offered

@YEEYEE-dy8tk

8 ай бұрын

More like one of the worst videos the internet has ever suffered

@YEEYEE-dy8tk

8 ай бұрын

@@user-gv1hw9nj2q Go watch Mr. Beast

That goofball joe really smacks that hard while chewing lolll

This just made my day. The mashup we never knew we needed 🍕

This was the most infuriated I’ve ever been while listening to a podcast

@IronHide3910

9 ай бұрын

Right!

I'm glad Joe really leaned into the mic so we could get all the soppy chewing ❤

He was planning where he was gonna attack the pizza every time he went for a bite

The fact that these two dudes even know who you are Dave has to be fucking mind blowing lol.

@Catchyalater_Fishing_Co

8 ай бұрын

why? hes been around forever

@ericlambert261

8 ай бұрын

He's been on Rogan and idk of Elon knew until he told him what he does still don't think he knows who that is

How can billionaires not chew with their mouth closed?

@lethweiblackbelt

9 ай бұрын

After a few glasses of whiskey I’m sure you would do it too

Why is he looking like a ninja turtle eating a pizza slice after beating up bad guys

Eating that pizza like orange wedges at Sunday football

Misophonia is a real thing.

Daves ego 📈

'He's got a whole method and number system...' Yea Joe, the numbers 1-10...you may have heard of them 😂

@omieg89

2 ай бұрын

That’s my favorite part

This interview was close to a mukbang with the ASMR effects 😂😂