Judge Simpson Demands Lying Sov Cit Show In Person
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@lisakay87982 ай бұрын
If not for the sovereigns, the scientologists would have no one to laugh at.
@mattrolih1550
2 ай бұрын
I dont find one better than the other!! Don't worry, I laughed!!! Sovereign citizen's dont kidnap! But scientology does have Tom Cruise! Man, scientology might be worse!! I want to know what everyone else thinks???? JR's books lead me to believe Scientology is not any better than the Manson family.
@mattrolih1550
2 ай бұрын
I may have been drinking!
@alvaroq2024
2 ай бұрын
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life!
@patricklarkin9666
2 ай бұрын
Uh....what about flat earthers? People laugh at them!
@JDnFL
2 ай бұрын
@@patricklarkin9666Flat earthers are the special Ed group.
@cheekarp21802 ай бұрын
"You are just using words and have no concept of what they mean" Brilliant. 🤣🤣👌👌👍👍
@kandle54
Ай бұрын
That's unconstipational. He has the rights given by 5th appendment.
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
That pretty much describes these loony sovcits in a nutshell!
@KNByam
Ай бұрын
@kandle54 He's not subject to colour of the law under section 304 of the street walker code.
@Ericaxv
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kacornish1
Ай бұрын
@@kandle54LOL
@thetrapboy27 күн бұрын
"You will do nothing to me or my clerk " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@spf_500
21 күн бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@rickmaldoo4205
17 күн бұрын
69
@JM-vp8zc28 күн бұрын
“Whatever that motion was, it’s denied.” 💀💀💀
@gena46382 ай бұрын
19 minutes of Judge Simpson calmly roasting this fool with a smirk. ❤
@Shaqlife
28 күн бұрын
Haha right 😂 this is great !
@johnchristian12052 ай бұрын
He who represents himself has a fool for a client.
@LisaDiazAppleLisa
2 ай бұрын
And he has a really sucky attorney
@Peanutsmama
Ай бұрын
He is definitely a fool for sure
@carrieday8423
Ай бұрын
🤡
@spikenomoon
Ай бұрын
Congratulations you’re the 18th billion person yo repeat that
@johnchristian1205
Ай бұрын
@@spikenomoon and your point?
@user-vy4ms3sg9t23 күн бұрын
He went over this a million times in his head but, nothing ever works out in the real situation.
@mrmagoog1408
6 күн бұрын
Everybody has a plan until Judge Simpson punches you in the mouth
@tracysnowden7858
4 күн бұрын
Because it's all a joke those sovereign citizens folks need to stop believing that utube sovereign shit . It never works in court . Also it's outdated. No one has ever really won that so called sovereign mess . They have been lied to . So damn fake
@byronheath280027 күн бұрын
He who represents himself in court has a FOOL for a client.
@Forevertrue
18 күн бұрын
An attorney who represents himself has a fool for a client.
@debbiec4914
17 күн бұрын
Abraham Lincoln !!
@HelenByrd-yf9cf
16 күн бұрын
He has a fool for an attorney as well.
@webstercarole5
Күн бұрын
Well said
@johntimm72652 ай бұрын
This defendant is playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver. He hasn’t a clue of what he is facing.
@Desstrik
2 ай бұрын
He does. He just doesnt care.
@davidhahmsr.3937
2 ай бұрын
That was good😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you.
@Greg-go8ep
Ай бұрын
@@Desstrik good. all the better for rapid justice to be provided.
@supertrucker99
Ай бұрын
John u very funny.😂
@sirmayse1545
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@RZ393Ай бұрын
What a great judge-highest level of integrity and a sense of humor.
@ScoutSniper312417 күн бұрын
I blame this on cereal companies, the Count Chocula Law Degree in the bottom of the box was a HORRIBLE marketing idea.
@shellsopinion5837
10 күн бұрын
Stop hating. I became a full partner at Dewey, Cheetum and Howe after finishing that box of cereal.
@webstercarole5
Күн бұрын
I don’t know what that is
@minniethemouse6227 күн бұрын
His attorney is helping him to get convicted…ineffective counsel.
@ariochiv
24 күн бұрын
Better than average chance that his attorney will also get him 30 days in jail for contempt before he's through.
@TheMakersMarkTSF
24 күн бұрын
You are absolutely right, especially since he is representing himself.
@walterharris9068
7 күн бұрын
@minniethemouse62 and since he's repping himself, he won't be able to use that to file an appeal.
@hafblkhafamazin6179
7 күн бұрын
How can it be "Ineffective Counsel" when he opted to forgo the appointed/selected attorney for counsel, then decided to represent himself, thus in effect he now becomes the Defendant's Counsel...Now that he has made that decision with proceedings underway there is very limited recourse or actions the defense attorney can legally partake in...The only people who represent themselves without having an actual legal background are those individuals who are dumb as Fu*k!!!!!
@MKV112122 ай бұрын
You know he walked out of there thinking “I showed them” 😂
@calvthomas6153
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@whydoihavto9161
27 күн бұрын
You better believe it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jesusaaj
27 күн бұрын
HE SURE DID.THE JUDGE DID WHAT HE WANTED TO DO SO. HE'S A BRAVE FUY
@ericaedwards4105
26 күн бұрын
Yep!!! 😂😂😂😂
@KeoniHillier
20 күн бұрын
Well he wasn't arrested, he got another PCC Hearing and made the defense team work a little but harder lol. Not a total loss
@amunoz1113Ай бұрын
“There’s no warrant to be issued.” .. “I’ll determine that at 3 o’clock” 😂
@Shaqlife
28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@dawnlee866
27 күн бұрын
😂😂
@Rose-qh4qh
26 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@kimsy520
24 күн бұрын
Simpson doesn’t have patience for these idiots 😂😂
@whatarethechances
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@Darci333327 күн бұрын
They need to televise these cases with Judge Simpson. It would be bigger than Judge Judy😂😂😂😂
@71croutch
5 күн бұрын
I can see that!
@patrickmcg907527 күн бұрын
Omg this judge is trying to be as patient and professional as he can.
@SD-nh5yr
4 күн бұрын
He always is!!
@purenkool20112 ай бұрын
How could anyone disrespect Judge Simpson? He is such a gentleman! 💐
@darnelldyson4590
Ай бұрын
Yep! Good guy and fair! If he is ever being an ass it's because the defendent was a ass!
@laurapearson8208
Ай бұрын
And he's got the Cheshire Cat smile :)
@riorio-rt1oq
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Mark-fm2tc
29 күн бұрын
@@laurapearson8208😂😂😂
@Thesmokeeffect
26 күн бұрын
Didn't he bang his security or something
@samrodgers284329 күн бұрын
If someone says “I will defend myself.” Just know they going to jail 😂
@DarthVader1977
24 күн бұрын
they're*
@coreysimmons4043
23 күн бұрын
@DarthVader1977 dont play word games with me😂😂😂
@MatthewSmith-yl4nd
23 күн бұрын
@@coreysimmons4043 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MatthewSmith-yl4nd
23 күн бұрын
@@coreysimmons4043😂😂😂😂😂😂im laughing soooooo hard
@MatthewSmith-yl4nd
23 күн бұрын
@@DarthVader1977 DONT PLAY WORD GAMES WITH HIM DARK VADER!!!
@wmeador61115 күн бұрын
Judge taking a drink while the defendant tells his story like he's watching a boring movie. Lol
@evattpowel3923
4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@michaelspencer336921 күн бұрын
I SO love this Judge, and would certainly never want to oppose him in court!
@thejosephchrist2 ай бұрын
My favorite is when he said "The state of Michigan is a ficticious entity. Like Michigan is part of Hogwarts.
@conservativelifeonmars5312
Ай бұрын
It is apart Hogwarts look at the Senators and congressman...
@johngarrett5189
Ай бұрын
Now, if he'd said "Michigan is a craphole." That would just be truth
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
I think it’s hilarious when they refuse to repeat the word “understand” as if it’s a magic word trap that will turn them guilty 😂🤣 These people are such morons.
@Beautiful_Mess
Ай бұрын
He said “en-titty”. 😂😂😂
@sbeezy904
Ай бұрын
Right 😂
@dmiller57652 ай бұрын
Has COVID but shows up without wearing a mask. Okay.
@Starman909
2 ай бұрын
Masks don’t stop Covid, you think? If the court doesn’t have proper ventilation, it’s screw?
@Enkarashaddam
2 ай бұрын
It's against his religion
@MRWhoreoscope
2 ай бұрын
How is he even working in construction outdoors with Covid?
@flattailbob
2 ай бұрын
Really disappointed in the judge for not calling him on it.
@merlynshandley6337
2 ай бұрын
@@MRWhoreoscope Dude these people don't work, it against their religion. Besides would you really trust to be IN or ON something that they helped construct???
@6764TLM25 күн бұрын
“Whatever that motion was, that’s denied” 😂😂😂😂
@thisisallthereis27 күн бұрын
"Discovery?.... Yes I have that channel, your Honor."
@michjefferson77Ай бұрын
Judge Simpson is the wise uncle the world needs.
@jay1373
28 күн бұрын
no wisdom needed to deal with a braindead moron. I'm sure Judge Simpson feels his personal worth degraded when he has to deal with people like this defendant.
@jordanduplechin7676
28 күн бұрын
If you’re dealing with Judge Simpson you better have all your t’s crossed and your i’s dotted
@Mr.219
27 күн бұрын
He wasn't last week 😂
@mz.yumyum1461
27 күн бұрын
Nope! No judge is an uncle anyone needs!!
@Nyequiloooo
27 күн бұрын
@@mz.yumyum1461 Yep he did great, get the fuck over it or physically come do something about it.
@Hephbeu27 күн бұрын
The audacity and arrogance of never going to a day of law school but spontaneously becoming one and not understanding how completely ludicrous that is🤦🏾♀️
@prettypeggy98
25 күн бұрын
Love when Judge Simpson rolls his eyes or has to take a recess to deal with the lunacy 😀 When this sovcit opens his mouth all I hear is: blah blah blah, big meaningless words, yada yada yada, blah blah blah... more big phrases he's memorized that he can't comprehend. Makes for great entertainment 😁 🍿🤫🍿 😂😅🤣😅
@stevendaron7316
25 күн бұрын
Ma’am, imagine that someone could be so comfortable judging someone for audaciousness and arrogance all the while completely ignoring the very soil she stands on bares the seeds of audacity, arrogance, mass murders, genocides, lies, land thief, human trafficking, chattel slavery and i mean pretty much every sin imaginable. Save your judgments for those who really deserve criticism
@BCNeil
25 күн бұрын
It reminds me of covid. When grade 10 dropouts all thought they know more about medicine than doctors.
@metalrockstarizer89
25 күн бұрын
14:45 lmao this dude says he wants a “jurisdiction” hearing when the judge clearly has jurisdiction over him lmao these idiots don’t even to know what they talk about
@stevendaron7316
25 күн бұрын
Lol
@grayrabbit221123 күн бұрын
I have no idea how the judge has such patience. Much respect to him for it.
@yoyomarie769729 күн бұрын
This defendant has the audacity to be snarky in his response while he has no clue what he is doing.
@keithpetersen560
23 күн бұрын
100%, just rambling on
@JohnAdams-mu7xd
23 күн бұрын
I'm confused aren't the American people sovereign?
@sashane01
20 күн бұрын
@@JohnAdams-mu7xdno
@madelynolivier3469Ай бұрын
The Sovereigns are a menace to society! Love this judge!
@Nailzby_ic26 күн бұрын
I could watch this judge all day 😂😂😂
@thephilly4lyfe51917 күн бұрын
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to see the sequel to this. This can be the next extended universe.
@sharongreen1366
17 күн бұрын
Me too !
@negroniusblaximus7420
9 күн бұрын
This is replacing starwars for sure
@johnn90502 ай бұрын
This shows.That you need a lawyer even a public Defender.
@DeathWishMonkey
2 ай бұрын
I've been told that for the average defendant, getting a public defender is probably a safer bet than shopping for a good criminal attorney. Certainly a damn sight better than representing yourself!
@nathanaelstricker9056
Ай бұрын
I literally just finished an 8mo court case defending myself today - the matter was dismissed. I ended up defending myself because a public defender was not afforded to me and I could not afford an attorney. The day that I applied for a public defender, there were about a dozen of us applying and I listened as literally every single person was turned down except a single elderly woman who was wheelchair bound and had many health defects which kept her from being employed. “If you cannot afford one” is apparently a statement open to interpretation and some judges hold it as a general rule that people can afford one unless they’re on death’s doorstep and have nobody around that can help them.
@dinky19810
Ай бұрын
He's broke
@db60615
Ай бұрын
You really don't if you know the law and have somewhat of a brain (which this guy doesn't.). 😂
@kingbadmovie2 ай бұрын
The trust he keeps mentioning is clearly not a brain trust.
@messrsandersonco5985
Ай бұрын
He has as many brain cells as he has law degrees!
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
The moment you hear “el Bey” you know it’s going to be a looney tunes mental asylum kind of case 😂
@susanjarvis911
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@cassieliu4925
Ай бұрын
@MADmosche This 🎯 . When I worked in Pretrial, I abhorred Sov Cits and avoided them at all cost!!! El or Bey anything was an instant NOPE. Get somebody else to do it. I'm not going torture myself and risk braincells, trying to interview a brick wall.
@sandracastrodad2316
28 күн бұрын
😅😅😅
@lilithdemonia7410 күн бұрын
If he insists on wasting court time and taxpayer money on being a fool, then he shouldnt get to change his mind later and have an attorney. This is the price of stupidity and arrogance.
@Lucky-wl1rx26 күн бұрын
Dude graduated from KZread University Law School. Judge Simpson, Respect ❤
@shellsopinion5837
10 күн бұрын
With a minor in sovereign citizenship law.
@tracysnowden7858
4 күн бұрын
Yep cuz dats 💯 exactly where they get that mess from and it never work. .
@andrewburton4584Ай бұрын
The judge's level of patience is tremendously large.
@stevekane8358
20 күн бұрын
That's not patience -It's cowardice.
@Nikki_with_the_blikki
12 күн бұрын
I just know the judge called bro a dumb mf in chambers 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@k.a.45222 ай бұрын
I am a sovereign citizen but I have a right to the Constitution. RIGHT....
@robinminn271
2 ай бұрын
I'm a vegetarian but I want your steak. 😂
@azmanmdsalleh2009
Ай бұрын
@@robinminn271like a Christian asked a halal pork 😂😅
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
“Under threat and duress and co-hershun” 🤣🤡
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
@@robinminn271that’s the beauty of being a sovtard! You get to choose which laws you don’t like and claim they don’t apply to you, then use the laws you do like as arguments in court!
@JGLy22086
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@elliottryan1327 күн бұрын
If only his babbling had any REAL legal meaning.
@nunu104328 күн бұрын
The wolf watching in the corner, PRICELESS!!!! 😍
@santanab2798
25 күн бұрын
😂
@walterm12728 күн бұрын
“I’m not asking for discovery” *proceeds to ask for discovery*
@jimba6486
14 күн бұрын
No, he was just asking for the evidence Lol
@justd43772 ай бұрын
Oh goody, another graduate of the Darrell Brooks School of Law!
@mattrolih1550
2 ай бұрын
I bet its funded by the federal government inmate association!!
@drewbush699
2 ай бұрын
Wait wait is it a scam? I just attended this university!
@pitbullmom6428
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 OH that's the best law school!!😂😂😂
@gena4638
2 ай бұрын
As an added bonus (for members only), Darrell will show you how to build a box fort when a judge places you in time out.
@ellendickey4769
2 ай бұрын
Who can forget Darryl Brooks?!?😊
@bigearedmouse1728 күн бұрын
Guy turns up expecting a game of Checkers, Judge pulls out his Chess peices !
@puppetmasterey
15 күн бұрын
Judge is playing Kalto (can't remember how to spell it. It's close as I can figure) with Mr. Tuvok from Star Trek Voyager.
@georgepatterson516727 күн бұрын
the best judge ever - and he could not be more entertaining
@dariangregory618229 күн бұрын
"You may leave" Those three words are probably the best gift that dudes gotten in years.
@jasonyoungblood9359
22 күн бұрын
Wow, how poetic! Nice
@viddabroun86132 ай бұрын
His inability to realise his own ignorance is really well demonstrated by how smug he is whilst babbling utter nonsense.The Dunning Kruger effect in action.
@ericemmons3040
2 ай бұрын
Also known as the Inspector Clouseau Effect. . .
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
He left the courtroom seriously thinking that he’s going to get a “jurisdictional hearing” and the judge will dismiss the case 😂😂 These people should be studied by psychiatrists and brain experts for how uniquely smooth their brains are.
@LostSox
Ай бұрын
@@MADmoschesmooth like a dolphin’s neck.
@michaelheeman571526 күн бұрын
I love Judge Simpson!!! We need more Judges like him.
@thomasmasty702127 күн бұрын
This judge is so patient! Nice we have such people as judges
@Miketopus.2 ай бұрын
"I know you don't understand." Never has a single sentence so succinctly summarized every idiotic Sov Cit and every just as idiotic Sov Cit variant.
@Amandamariejonesy2 ай бұрын
I love when Judge Simpson flashes his petty smile. ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
@zekeking1304
Ай бұрын
You're a clown just like that 🦝 judge
@reckclerk1017
Ай бұрын
Amen🙏
@KassieP-sf6nz
Ай бұрын
😂
@hatednyc27 күн бұрын
“Fleeding a Louie” and “fictions end titty” are my favorite parts.
@evattpowel3923
4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@21mushroomcupcakes3324 күн бұрын
As I recall, this tactic worked superbly for Darrell Brooks.
@vertigo2894
23 күн бұрын
Smashingly! 🤣
@TajTheyCallMe
8 күн бұрын
Got em! 😂
@MLATX5122 ай бұрын
i love that comment, "He doesn't need a doctor to tell him he has Covid, he can just feel it." lmao
@MLATX512
2 ай бұрын
I had a buddy who thought he was going to do some old Maritime Law Sov Cit stuff to get out of a car registration ticket in Cali. Big surprise, he ended up in jail for what could have been deferred and probation.
@justd4377
2 ай бұрын
I think he self-diagnosed while wearing a hard hat under his hoodie. It probably gives him super powers.
@stoke777
2 ай бұрын
I missed his saying that.
@baronblansit
2 ай бұрын
As far as self diagnosing Covid, who knows. I can tell myself if I have a cold or the flu and take appropriate actions to lessen the effects so I can back to work. I did get knocked on my ass with a flu where i stayed in bed for an actual week. Was it Covid? probabily not, I heard Covid was reaaly bad. I tried to get as much sleep as possible. I do not believe this guy is not an idiot, just misinformed. I believe he did actaul research, but I do not believe he confirmed the information he was researching. Just because someone says something does not make it true. I could be lying for that matter. Unchecked information is simply that. Opinions matter but is an opinion the truth. That is up to you. I believe smart people can get roped into these situations because they want to take power onto themselves. People want to have a sense of control any kind of control onto themselves and in that sense power to effect their own lives. Is our system perfect? I not believe so. Can our system be better? I believe in time it will be better than it is now. How can I be so sure? I am not, but I am hopeful that one day people on this planet will be wiser than they are now, kinder than they are now, and smarter than they are now. As a planet we are weak. We do not work together, we fight over resources, we still can be swayed by race and religion by passing snake oil sellsman that only wants to take from others and disapear in the crowd after the chaos starts. As a planet we need to work together. In another few thousand years, I believe we will almost certainly look almost alike with different races comingling. I believe the only reason we may look different is biological responces to the enviroment that we live in for the most part. As an example, brighter enviroment means more meletonin in the skin to protect the body. I wish people would focus more on the how a person acts then what they look like.
@Peanutsmama
Ай бұрын
Duhtell Brooks felt ge had covid too, but he didn't
@brianh.41852 ай бұрын
What little brain power that dude has could be put to constructive use instead of memorizing all that mumbo jumbo.
@pjg_77
2 ай бұрын
Where is the babble being memorised from Brian ? Got a whole world of knowledge on the net & some just lap up bulkshit. What is this sovereign citizen stuff about?
@robertthayer5779
2 ай бұрын
He should probably spend an hour in the library reading a court procedures handbook. I'm sure you don't need a complete law degree to understand the court procedures handbook! LOL He'd like to think memorizing BLACKS LAW DICTIONARY is somehow helpful.
@1mustafaa23
22 күн бұрын
@@pjg_77 likely gets all that crap from KZreadrs who sound convincing enough to fool this genius
@bobbykushington26 күн бұрын
Sovereign citizens are annoying.
@kenyaglobalnewsnetwork35
21 күн бұрын
Their stupid minds gives us free entertainment on youtube.
@tavarisallen413223 күн бұрын
Respect to the judge for keeping his composure and giving dude a chance and schooling him at the same time. Shame on dude for taking his own freedom for granted. You can clearly see this dude has been watching TV assuming this was easy , not much of anything he has said has made any sense.
@purenkool20112 ай бұрын
Aww… Judge Simpson has a lovely smile! ❤🥰🤓
@calvthomas6153
Ай бұрын
I love this judge! ❤️
@quislyons7555Ай бұрын
The judge needed that three minutes to go smoke 😂
@spencerhenderson936615 күн бұрын
He showed up at 3...without the mask or a cough😂😂😂😂
@gagagoopy21 күн бұрын
I'm just so grateful that 2 minutes of Google searching for total BS didn't shut down the whole judicial system 😂😂
@jenniferthacker42312 ай бұрын
I love how the bailiffs lined up behind him in case he was charged with contempt! 🤣😂
@felinemoonchild
2 ай бұрын
Bailiffs coming to stand behind you is the equivalent of hearing the ice crack when you're standing on a frozen lake.
@jenniferthacker4231
2 ай бұрын
@@felinemoonchild that's a perfect analogy!!! 😂🤣👍🏻💪🏻
@yanni2112
2 ай бұрын
@@felinemoonchild and that Bailiff looks buff as hell
@pjg_77
2 ай бұрын
Haha right
@jenniferthacker4231
2 ай бұрын
@@yanni2112 he's hot! 🔥
@mikimiki195Ай бұрын
Judge was very patient with this guy 👍🏻
@prettypeggy98
25 күн бұрын
Absolutely... Judge Simpson can't be pushed around. He was waaaay patient with this fool.
@isaac19842827 күн бұрын
I’d love to know how the case ended and how many years this fool got. He was saying a whole lot of nothing in court to the no nonsense judge. 😂
@Sevicify
22 күн бұрын
Hasn't ended yet, in the April 25th hearing the judge ordered him to undertake a competency evaluation in late July.
@de2296
18 күн бұрын
@Sevicify 😂😂
@mr.weaver7568
11 күн бұрын
@Sevicify how did you find that info? I tried, but everything tyreek hill keeps showing up 🙄
@Sevicify
11 күн бұрын
@@mr.weaver7568 This channel posted a video of the hearing on April 25 titled "Moor Bad Dey for Judge Simpson Again".
@Enkarashaddam2 ай бұрын
I love this judges energy lol he's no joke he says 3 o'clock you better show at 3 o'clock!
@messrsandersonco5985
Ай бұрын
This is what parents and teachers are supposed to teach you when you're little - show up to class on time!
@siiiiiuu7
19 күн бұрын
I don’t think there’s a single judge out there who’d allow some random sov citizen to dictate the court’s schedule lol these people live in their own realities and don’t realize they’re not in control of anything
@dgatsf2 ай бұрын
He doesn’t believe in going to the doctor, he won’t have to worry about not having good medical care in jail.
@Starman909
2 ай бұрын
Yeah, he would be better off if he was an illegal alien?
@pjg_77
2 ай бұрын
Oh lord 😂
@robertthayer5779
2 ай бұрын
He will be issued Healthcare . Mandatory or isolation! LOL 😂
@Peanutsmama
Ай бұрын
Bet he got jabbed though 😂.
@WEAREDERBY1884
Ай бұрын
Imagine getting tooth ache really bad or an absess in your mouth while locked away in jail after stating its against your religion 🤣 these guys are just 🤡
@jasonboechler184223 күн бұрын
The judges head must be in sooo much pain 😂😂😂😂😂
@BruceG20092 ай бұрын
Appears in court wearing a hoodie and a hard hat. We’re off to a flying start.
@jasminelindros89232 ай бұрын
Article I, Section 10, Clause 2 says nothing of the sort. This airhead is lying in court. Lock him up for contempt and see if he's any smarter in 30 days.
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
I doubt he can even spell “contempt” or “fiduciary” 🤣 what a total clown.
@Thunderbyrd.
29 күн бұрын
He was probably referring to the Black's Law book/dictionary/thingy. They like to refer to it while arguing they don't recognize the Constitution. Which is beyond comical.
@TheQueenOfCheba
26 күн бұрын
@@Thunderbyrd. That is not a thing. You just made it up
@DBZluvz9 күн бұрын
i re-watched this and i gotta say that it was glorious to hear Judge Simpson say ''your wrong so we might as well get in writing that your wrong''
@JeffLupisella24 күн бұрын
Love the judge’s UMD mug! Proud alum here, too, and judge does a great job. Representing us well!
@laurenbaynesАй бұрын
Sovereign citizens get on my nerves
@nocalsteve
28 күн бұрын
They would mine too, but I don’t recognize the authority of my nerves to regulate what I feel.
@Oreocare
26 күн бұрын
@@nocalstevegood one 😂😂😂
@fainitesbarley2245
7 күн бұрын
They get on everyone’s nerves but I think that’s rather the point. It’s all grandiosity and attention seeking.
@joepalmer15942 ай бұрын
Many years ago, as a police officer, I was escorting a county jail prisoner to court for appearance on possible release on probation. (no bailiff that day) When we got to the courtroom, there was an older gentlemen before the judge. Even from across the room, I could tell he had been drinking before coming to court. As the judge is handling the case the man goes up and leans against the bench (probably to keep from falling over). The judge repeatedly warns him to not lean against the bench. A few second later the guy would do the same thing... At one point the guy pipes up with, "Hell Dave (the judge's name), you and me used to be old drinking buddies. How many times did I drink you under the table?" It was like in a cartoon. First the judge's face flushed red, then his ears, the his neck... The judge sees me at the back of the court and yells, "Officer, take this man into custody for direct contempt! Five days in jail!" I go up and cuff the guy and call for another officer to take him over to the jail because I can't leave my other prisoner. When we finally get him taken care of, the judge is still royally pissed off! He is throwing files around on his desk and still red in the face. Finally he calls out my prisoner's name. The prisoner just stays seated and says, "No! No! I ain't comin' up there until you calm down!" Dead silence! You can see the judge take a deep breath and then says, "Sir, you are correct. 15 minute recess!" When court resumed the prisoner was released on immediate probation....
@robertgibbs6154
2 ай бұрын
This is a great story. Smart defendant and smart judge.
@pjg_77
2 ай бұрын
Seems a fair judge, could see he was boiled up & took a time out. Good call. Nice story 🙏🏻
@WestieRescueMom
2 ай бұрын
Great story! Judges are only human~
@lynderherberts2828
Ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing such a relatable story.
@aminn3380
Ай бұрын
I’m living in uk , what i see from America justice system and cops behaviour i can say for sure 90% of judge and cops decide by their feeling not by law especially cops .
@MickeyAlla7 күн бұрын
"Is that Lawful Law?" 😂 OH NO YOU DIDN'T!😂
@user-vy4ms3sg9t23 күн бұрын
I knew this judge was going to blow up after watching him months ago. That virtual video did it.
@davidhazelmyer71932 ай бұрын
Judge Simpson is my new spirit animal!
@roberteden3713Ай бұрын
This is why we have lawyers. This guy is waayyyy out of his lane. He has no idea what hes talking about.
@bowhunter341
29 күн бұрын
100% correct
@mz.yumyum1461
27 күн бұрын
Actually he knows exactly what he's speaking about it is people like you who assume the control of the federal government that have no idea what you're speaking of!
@119Agent
26 күн бұрын
Just like 99% of social media posters who think they know how to get out of following laws by misunderstanding and misquoting case law.
@metalrockstarizer89
25 күн бұрын
@@mz.yumyum1461but it’s all word salad lmao he’s just throwing legal phrases everywhere without knowing what they mean
@mz.yumyum1461
25 күн бұрын
@@metalrockstarizer89 no, this guy was just not confident in what he was saying! But actually being a sovereign citizen is a thing! You have to give up your citizenship in the United States! You can still live in the United States but there are only certain actual states that accept sovereign citizens! And the legality of it is the fact that our parents are the ones who signed our birth certificates who made us collateral for the United States of America! In the Federal reserve which is not owned by the federal government it is owned by the rothschilds there is an account with each one of our names on it with our social security numbers as the account number! There are millions of dollars in these accounts that we cannot touch!! Only because they will not allow us to!! These things are very real! The same way again I reiterate the federal government has control over the states!! The government does what they want! They will throw us all in jail if they want! And I guarantee you it will be coming sooner than later! So I see no problem in anyone fighting for their rights! Regardless of how they choose to do it! This shit show is going to get even worse very soon! There are just people who are extremists and don't worry about who else they are hurting! And then there are those who really want to help people! Unfortunately the people in the United States do not want help!
@LoneWhulf23 күн бұрын
Judge Simpson is a boondocks character 💯🤣 also the final boss😂
@vivianasong727126 күн бұрын
Judge Simpson is the best!!!!!!
@Ndrreed2 ай бұрын
I wish I could relay how hilarious this guy sounds to the ear of a trained attorney. Bolstered by the fact that he clearly thinks he is running circles around the system and the judge. This is straight comedy. 😂😂😂
@jonathanbair523
Ай бұрын
I have no history in law and can tell he is a fool....... I would love to see a attorney react to his foolishness.....I think that guy has what is called a "Jailhouse education"?
@darkstorminc
Ай бұрын
@@jonathanbair523 nope, he has that internet lawyer education from SovCit 101
@darkstorminc
Ай бұрын
I'm kinda surprised he didn't use the UCC defense and say he was traveling because driving is commercial lol
@calvthomas6153Ай бұрын
"Cut his line!" 🤣🤣🤣
@fredguy218822 күн бұрын
He literally watch 1 season of law & Order and thought he was ready to go
@siiiiiuu719 күн бұрын
damn he has a whole lotta nerve. most people try their absolute best not to piss off judges, cops, etc… then there are people like this who act like they’re in charge of the law 😂
@pamelalansbury942 ай бұрын
I love how they all want to represent themselves because they KNOW EVERY THING, but when Judge asks if they want whatever the next thing is, they have no idea how to answer.
@kamily82882 ай бұрын
When you get your law degree from Wish 😅
@GolfMike09
2 ай бұрын
Or from a box of Cheerios.
@FullofSouthernCharm
Ай бұрын
Or Temu
@de2296
18 күн бұрын
@FullofSouthernCha😂rm
@de2296
18 күн бұрын
@@GolfMike09😂
@de2296
18 күн бұрын
😂
@SurrDesSol23 күн бұрын
This judge has IMMACULATE PATIENCE...AND WISDOM! I can sooo appreciate how he even "guided" this young man on how and what to do next to ENSURE he has a FAIR proceeding. Godly character AT ITS BEST! Blessings to this Judge for the hard work he does. It is NOT for the faint of heart nor the weary!😅
@dimechick2 ай бұрын
My my my. Look who showed up at 3pm. What an idiot to think he could go up against The Honorable Judge Simpson.
@supertrucker99
Ай бұрын
U git dat right😂😂😂❤
@johnbryson5127
Ай бұрын
Where's his damn mask.
@azmanmdsalleh2009
Ай бұрын
The COVID attack his brain@@johnbryson5127
@Paulie123224 күн бұрын
I love this judge 👨⚖️ 😊
@user-jz8ev7iv7g2 ай бұрын
"I'm an idiot loser . . . for the record"
@BruceG2009
2 ай бұрын
On the record, for the record and let the record show....
@Shaqlife28 күн бұрын
I’m away from the “general public” He’s about to be in general population 😮😂😢
@anthonyjuan1
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MrSobezander21 күн бұрын
Happy to watch. Wow Judge! With all due respect, Good on you! A very respectable man. Good on you Mr. Day.
@user-dc3ts7ju7sАй бұрын
This poor judge deals with such a large multitude of DUMB people that think they know the law this must cost our legal system millions every year. OUTRAGEOUS TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS
@FADI_TINY
29 күн бұрын
ONLY IN DETROIT.
@kraykray9585
29 күн бұрын
Perhaps that is more of a problem with our legal system. It's designed to be complicated and expensive.
@gamergamer5345
29 күн бұрын
billions not millions, if the judges just did what the legislator gave them the power to do: 1st offence: probation for 10 years. 2nd offence: revocation of probation, max for the 1st offence, max for the 2nd offence, run consecutive. 3rd offence: life in prison without parole.
@andyb619
26 күн бұрын
@@kraykray9585If he just answers the questions it will be simple. If he accepts the public defender it will not be expensive for him because it’s free of cost to him.
@michaelmccoy1794
26 күн бұрын
Of course it does. It costs time. Notice how slowly he has to speak to him, and repeat everything 3 times? [Facepalm]
@jenniferthacker42312 ай бұрын
He's a joke and he is not about to mess with Judge Simpson! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@luisbarrios834927 күн бұрын
Moral of the story, don’t fake it til you make it trying to represent yourself.😂
@CynthiaTheCriticКүн бұрын
This was interesting. It would be nice to see the defendant become an attorney one day. For now he needs to hire one. The Judge is pure class.
@iAPX432Ай бұрын
What a loss of time, money and brain cells!
@jemartinez50ja
Ай бұрын
Don't forget taxpayers money
@julielasater24482 ай бұрын
I laughed when he called Mr. Allen!
@Letsdolunch2023
2 ай бұрын
Bailiff Allen needs his own channel!!!!
@someguy7993
2 ай бұрын
I wonder if Mr. Allen knows that he is a KZread star?
@phippz14527 күн бұрын
He who represents himself has a fool for an attorney. 😁
@Itsme-mx5tl22 күн бұрын
The white house press secretary must be his Mommy, word salad for DAYZZZ
@IrwinMFletcher2 ай бұрын
Intelligence also against his religion
@ScottW-vz4bf
2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@darkstorminc
Ай бұрын
Lack of intelligence is a prerequisite for sovereign citizens.
@julujay999929 күн бұрын
this guy CHOSE not to have a layer...and judge simpson is NOT helping him at all. Love this judge!!
@NoName-mi8js
22 күн бұрын
Well, the Judge seems to be very helpful to him; far more than he deserves, honestly.
@hoss7071124 күн бұрын
Judge Simpson is going to absolutely smoke this dude! 🤣
Пікірлер: 3 000
If not for the sovereigns, the scientologists would have no one to laugh at.
@mattrolih1550
2 ай бұрын
I dont find one better than the other!! Don't worry, I laughed!!! Sovereign citizen's dont kidnap! But scientology does have Tom Cruise! Man, scientology might be worse!! I want to know what everyone else thinks???? JR's books lead me to believe Scientology is not any better than the Manson family.
@mattrolih1550
2 ай бұрын
I may have been drinking!
@alvaroq2024
2 ай бұрын
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life!
@patricklarkin9666
2 ай бұрын
Uh....what about flat earthers? People laugh at them!
@JDnFL
2 ай бұрын
@@patricklarkin9666Flat earthers are the special Ed group.
"You are just using words and have no concept of what they mean" Brilliant. 🤣🤣👌👌👍👍
@kandle54
Ай бұрын
That's unconstipational. He has the rights given by 5th appendment.
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
That pretty much describes these loony sovcits in a nutshell!
@KNByam
Ай бұрын
@kandle54 He's not subject to colour of the law under section 304 of the street walker code.
@Ericaxv
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kacornish1
Ай бұрын
@@kandle54LOL
"You will do nothing to me or my clerk " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@spf_500
21 күн бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@rickmaldoo4205
17 күн бұрын
69
“Whatever that motion was, it’s denied.” 💀💀💀
19 minutes of Judge Simpson calmly roasting this fool with a smirk. ❤
@Shaqlife
28 күн бұрын
Haha right 😂 this is great !
He who represents himself has a fool for a client.
@LisaDiazAppleLisa
2 ай бұрын
And he has a really sucky attorney
@Peanutsmama
Ай бұрын
He is definitely a fool for sure
@carrieday8423
Ай бұрын
🤡
@spikenomoon
Ай бұрын
Congratulations you’re the 18th billion person yo repeat that
@johnchristian1205
Ай бұрын
@@spikenomoon and your point?
He went over this a million times in his head but, nothing ever works out in the real situation.
@mrmagoog1408
6 күн бұрын
Everybody has a plan until Judge Simpson punches you in the mouth
@tracysnowden7858
4 күн бұрын
Because it's all a joke those sovereign citizens folks need to stop believing that utube sovereign shit . It never works in court . Also it's outdated. No one has ever really won that so called sovereign mess . They have been lied to . So damn fake
He who represents himself in court has a FOOL for a client.
@Forevertrue
18 күн бұрын
An attorney who represents himself has a fool for a client.
@debbiec4914
17 күн бұрын
Abraham Lincoln !!
@HelenByrd-yf9cf
16 күн бұрын
He has a fool for an attorney as well.
@webstercarole5
Күн бұрын
Well said
This defendant is playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver. He hasn’t a clue of what he is facing.
@Desstrik
2 ай бұрын
He does. He just doesnt care.
@davidhahmsr.3937
2 ай бұрын
That was good😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you.
@Greg-go8ep
Ай бұрын
@@Desstrik good. all the better for rapid justice to be provided.
@supertrucker99
Ай бұрын
John u very funny.😂
@sirmayse1545
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
What a great judge-highest level of integrity and a sense of humor.
I blame this on cereal companies, the Count Chocula Law Degree in the bottom of the box was a HORRIBLE marketing idea.
@shellsopinion5837
10 күн бұрын
Stop hating. I became a full partner at Dewey, Cheetum and Howe after finishing that box of cereal.
@webstercarole5
Күн бұрын
I don’t know what that is
His attorney is helping him to get convicted…ineffective counsel.
@ariochiv
24 күн бұрын
Better than average chance that his attorney will also get him 30 days in jail for contempt before he's through.
@TheMakersMarkTSF
24 күн бұрын
You are absolutely right, especially since he is representing himself.
@walterharris9068
7 күн бұрын
@minniethemouse62 and since he's repping himself, he won't be able to use that to file an appeal.
@hafblkhafamazin6179
7 күн бұрын
How can it be "Ineffective Counsel" when he opted to forgo the appointed/selected attorney for counsel, then decided to represent himself, thus in effect he now becomes the Defendant's Counsel...Now that he has made that decision with proceedings underway there is very limited recourse or actions the defense attorney can legally partake in...The only people who represent themselves without having an actual legal background are those individuals who are dumb as Fu*k!!!!!
You know he walked out of there thinking “I showed them” 😂
@calvthomas6153
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@whydoihavto9161
27 күн бұрын
You better believe it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jesusaaj
27 күн бұрын
HE SURE DID.THE JUDGE DID WHAT HE WANTED TO DO SO. HE'S A BRAVE FUY
@ericaedwards4105
26 күн бұрын
Yep!!! 😂😂😂😂
@KeoniHillier
20 күн бұрын
Well he wasn't arrested, he got another PCC Hearing and made the defense team work a little but harder lol. Not a total loss
“There’s no warrant to be issued.” .. “I’ll determine that at 3 o’clock” 😂
@Shaqlife
28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@dawnlee866
27 күн бұрын
😂😂
@Rose-qh4qh
26 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@kimsy520
24 күн бұрын
Simpson doesn’t have patience for these idiots 😂😂
@whatarethechances
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
They need to televise these cases with Judge Simpson. It would be bigger than Judge Judy😂😂😂😂
@71croutch
5 күн бұрын
I can see that!
Omg this judge is trying to be as patient and professional as he can.
@SD-nh5yr
4 күн бұрын
He always is!!
How could anyone disrespect Judge Simpson? He is such a gentleman! 💐
@darnelldyson4590
Ай бұрын
Yep! Good guy and fair! If he is ever being an ass it's because the defendent was a ass!
@laurapearson8208
Ай бұрын
And he's got the Cheshire Cat smile :)
@riorio-rt1oq
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Mark-fm2tc
29 күн бұрын
@@laurapearson8208😂😂😂
@Thesmokeeffect
26 күн бұрын
Didn't he bang his security or something
If someone says “I will defend myself.” Just know they going to jail 😂
@DarthVader1977
24 күн бұрын
they're*
@coreysimmons4043
23 күн бұрын
@DarthVader1977 dont play word games with me😂😂😂
@MatthewSmith-yl4nd
23 күн бұрын
@@coreysimmons4043 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MatthewSmith-yl4nd
23 күн бұрын
@@coreysimmons4043😂😂😂😂😂😂im laughing soooooo hard
@MatthewSmith-yl4nd
23 күн бұрын
@@DarthVader1977 DONT PLAY WORD GAMES WITH HIM DARK VADER!!!
Judge taking a drink while the defendant tells his story like he's watching a boring movie. Lol
@evattpowel3923
4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
I SO love this Judge, and would certainly never want to oppose him in court!
My favorite is when he said "The state of Michigan is a ficticious entity. Like Michigan is part of Hogwarts.
@conservativelifeonmars5312
Ай бұрын
It is apart Hogwarts look at the Senators and congressman...
@johngarrett5189
Ай бұрын
Now, if he'd said "Michigan is a craphole." That would just be truth
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
I think it’s hilarious when they refuse to repeat the word “understand” as if it’s a magic word trap that will turn them guilty 😂🤣 These people are such morons.
@Beautiful_Mess
Ай бұрын
He said “en-titty”. 😂😂😂
@sbeezy904
Ай бұрын
Right 😂
Has COVID but shows up without wearing a mask. Okay.
@Starman909
2 ай бұрын
Masks don’t stop Covid, you think? If the court doesn’t have proper ventilation, it’s screw?
@Enkarashaddam
2 ай бұрын
It's against his religion
@MRWhoreoscope
2 ай бұрын
How is he even working in construction outdoors with Covid?
@flattailbob
2 ай бұрын
Really disappointed in the judge for not calling him on it.
@merlynshandley6337
2 ай бұрын
@@MRWhoreoscope Dude these people don't work, it against their religion. Besides would you really trust to be IN or ON something that they helped construct???
“Whatever that motion was, that’s denied” 😂😂😂😂
"Discovery?.... Yes I have that channel, your Honor."
Judge Simpson is the wise uncle the world needs.
@jay1373
28 күн бұрын
no wisdom needed to deal with a braindead moron. I'm sure Judge Simpson feels his personal worth degraded when he has to deal with people like this defendant.
@jordanduplechin7676
28 күн бұрын
If you’re dealing with Judge Simpson you better have all your t’s crossed and your i’s dotted
@Mr.219
27 күн бұрын
He wasn't last week 😂
@mz.yumyum1461
27 күн бұрын
Nope! No judge is an uncle anyone needs!!
@Nyequiloooo
27 күн бұрын
@@mz.yumyum1461 Yep he did great, get the fuck over it or physically come do something about it.
The audacity and arrogance of never going to a day of law school but spontaneously becoming one and not understanding how completely ludicrous that is🤦🏾♀️
@prettypeggy98
25 күн бұрын
Love when Judge Simpson rolls his eyes or has to take a recess to deal with the lunacy 😀 When this sovcit opens his mouth all I hear is: blah blah blah, big meaningless words, yada yada yada, blah blah blah... more big phrases he's memorized that he can't comprehend. Makes for great entertainment 😁 🍿🤫🍿 😂😅🤣😅
@stevendaron7316
25 күн бұрын
Ma’am, imagine that someone could be so comfortable judging someone for audaciousness and arrogance all the while completely ignoring the very soil she stands on bares the seeds of audacity, arrogance, mass murders, genocides, lies, land thief, human trafficking, chattel slavery and i mean pretty much every sin imaginable. Save your judgments for those who really deserve criticism
@BCNeil
25 күн бұрын
It reminds me of covid. When grade 10 dropouts all thought they know more about medicine than doctors.
@metalrockstarizer89
25 күн бұрын
14:45 lmao this dude says he wants a “jurisdiction” hearing when the judge clearly has jurisdiction over him lmao these idiots don’t even to know what they talk about
@stevendaron7316
25 күн бұрын
Lol
I have no idea how the judge has such patience. Much respect to him for it.
This defendant has the audacity to be snarky in his response while he has no clue what he is doing.
@keithpetersen560
23 күн бұрын
100%, just rambling on
@JohnAdams-mu7xd
23 күн бұрын
I'm confused aren't the American people sovereign?
@sashane01
20 күн бұрын
@@JohnAdams-mu7xdno
The Sovereigns are a menace to society! Love this judge!
I could watch this judge all day 😂😂😂
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to see the sequel to this. This can be the next extended universe.
@sharongreen1366
17 күн бұрын
Me too !
@negroniusblaximus7420
9 күн бұрын
This is replacing starwars for sure
This shows.That you need a lawyer even a public Defender.
@DeathWishMonkey
2 ай бұрын
I've been told that for the average defendant, getting a public defender is probably a safer bet than shopping for a good criminal attorney. Certainly a damn sight better than representing yourself!
@nathanaelstricker9056
Ай бұрын
I literally just finished an 8mo court case defending myself today - the matter was dismissed. I ended up defending myself because a public defender was not afforded to me and I could not afford an attorney. The day that I applied for a public defender, there were about a dozen of us applying and I listened as literally every single person was turned down except a single elderly woman who was wheelchair bound and had many health defects which kept her from being employed. “If you cannot afford one” is apparently a statement open to interpretation and some judges hold it as a general rule that people can afford one unless they’re on death’s doorstep and have nobody around that can help them.
@dinky19810
Ай бұрын
He's broke
@db60615
Ай бұрын
You really don't if you know the law and have somewhat of a brain (which this guy doesn't.). 😂
The trust he keeps mentioning is clearly not a brain trust.
@messrsandersonco5985
Ай бұрын
He has as many brain cells as he has law degrees!
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
The moment you hear “el Bey” you know it’s going to be a looney tunes mental asylum kind of case 😂
@susanjarvis911
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@cassieliu4925
Ай бұрын
@MADmosche This 🎯 . When I worked in Pretrial, I abhorred Sov Cits and avoided them at all cost!!! El or Bey anything was an instant NOPE. Get somebody else to do it. I'm not going torture myself and risk braincells, trying to interview a brick wall.
@sandracastrodad2316
28 күн бұрын
😅😅😅
If he insists on wasting court time and taxpayer money on being a fool, then he shouldnt get to change his mind later and have an attorney. This is the price of stupidity and arrogance.
Dude graduated from KZread University Law School. Judge Simpson, Respect ❤
@shellsopinion5837
10 күн бұрын
With a minor in sovereign citizenship law.
@tracysnowden7858
4 күн бұрын
Yep cuz dats 💯 exactly where they get that mess from and it never work. .
The judge's level of patience is tremendously large.
@stevekane8358
20 күн бұрын
That's not patience -It's cowardice.
@Nikki_with_the_blikki
12 күн бұрын
I just know the judge called bro a dumb mf in chambers 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am a sovereign citizen but I have a right to the Constitution. RIGHT....
@robinminn271
2 ай бұрын
I'm a vegetarian but I want your steak. 😂
@azmanmdsalleh2009
Ай бұрын
@@robinminn271like a Christian asked a halal pork 😂😅
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
“Under threat and duress and co-hershun” 🤣🤡
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
@@robinminn271that’s the beauty of being a sovtard! You get to choose which laws you don’t like and claim they don’t apply to you, then use the laws you do like as arguments in court!
@JGLy22086
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
If only his babbling had any REAL legal meaning.
The wolf watching in the corner, PRICELESS!!!! 😍
@santanab2798
25 күн бұрын
😂
“I’m not asking for discovery” *proceeds to ask for discovery*
@jimba6486
14 күн бұрын
No, he was just asking for the evidence Lol
Oh goody, another graduate of the Darrell Brooks School of Law!
@mattrolih1550
2 ай бұрын
I bet its funded by the federal government inmate association!!
@drewbush699
2 ай бұрын
Wait wait is it a scam? I just attended this university!
@pitbullmom6428
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 OH that's the best law school!!😂😂😂
@gena4638
2 ай бұрын
As an added bonus (for members only), Darrell will show you how to build a box fort when a judge places you in time out.
@ellendickey4769
2 ай бұрын
Who can forget Darryl Brooks?!?😊
Guy turns up expecting a game of Checkers, Judge pulls out his Chess peices !
@puppetmasterey
15 күн бұрын
Judge is playing Kalto (can't remember how to spell it. It's close as I can figure) with Mr. Tuvok from Star Trek Voyager.
the best judge ever - and he could not be more entertaining
"You may leave" Those three words are probably the best gift that dudes gotten in years.
@jasonyoungblood9359
22 күн бұрын
Wow, how poetic! Nice
His inability to realise his own ignorance is really well demonstrated by how smug he is whilst babbling utter nonsense.The Dunning Kruger effect in action.
@ericemmons3040
2 ай бұрын
Also known as the Inspector Clouseau Effect. . .
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
He left the courtroom seriously thinking that he’s going to get a “jurisdictional hearing” and the judge will dismiss the case 😂😂 These people should be studied by psychiatrists and brain experts for how uniquely smooth their brains are.
@LostSox
Ай бұрын
@@MADmoschesmooth like a dolphin’s neck.
I love Judge Simpson!!! We need more Judges like him.
This judge is so patient! Nice we have such people as judges
"I know you don't understand." Never has a single sentence so succinctly summarized every idiotic Sov Cit and every just as idiotic Sov Cit variant.
I love when Judge Simpson flashes his petty smile. ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
@zekeking1304
Ай бұрын
You're a clown just like that 🦝 judge
@reckclerk1017
Ай бұрын
Amen🙏
@KassieP-sf6nz
Ай бұрын
😂
“Fleeding a Louie” and “fictions end titty” are my favorite parts.
@evattpowel3923
4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
As I recall, this tactic worked superbly for Darrell Brooks.
@vertigo2894
23 күн бұрын
Smashingly! 🤣
@TajTheyCallMe
8 күн бұрын
Got em! 😂
i love that comment, "He doesn't need a doctor to tell him he has Covid, he can just feel it." lmao
@MLATX512
2 ай бұрын
I had a buddy who thought he was going to do some old Maritime Law Sov Cit stuff to get out of a car registration ticket in Cali. Big surprise, he ended up in jail for what could have been deferred and probation.
@justd4377
2 ай бұрын
I think he self-diagnosed while wearing a hard hat under his hoodie. It probably gives him super powers.
@stoke777
2 ай бұрын
I missed his saying that.
@baronblansit
2 ай бұрын
As far as self diagnosing Covid, who knows. I can tell myself if I have a cold or the flu and take appropriate actions to lessen the effects so I can back to work. I did get knocked on my ass with a flu where i stayed in bed for an actual week. Was it Covid? probabily not, I heard Covid was reaaly bad. I tried to get as much sleep as possible. I do not believe this guy is not an idiot, just misinformed. I believe he did actaul research, but I do not believe he confirmed the information he was researching. Just because someone says something does not make it true. I could be lying for that matter. Unchecked information is simply that. Opinions matter but is an opinion the truth. That is up to you. I believe smart people can get roped into these situations because they want to take power onto themselves. People want to have a sense of control any kind of control onto themselves and in that sense power to effect their own lives. Is our system perfect? I not believe so. Can our system be better? I believe in time it will be better than it is now. How can I be so sure? I am not, but I am hopeful that one day people on this planet will be wiser than they are now, kinder than they are now, and smarter than they are now. As a planet we are weak. We do not work together, we fight over resources, we still can be swayed by race and religion by passing snake oil sellsman that only wants to take from others and disapear in the crowd after the chaos starts. As a planet we need to work together. In another few thousand years, I believe we will almost certainly look almost alike with different races comingling. I believe the only reason we may look different is biological responces to the enviroment that we live in for the most part. As an example, brighter enviroment means more meletonin in the skin to protect the body. I wish people would focus more on the how a person acts then what they look like.
@Peanutsmama
Ай бұрын
Duhtell Brooks felt ge had covid too, but he didn't
What little brain power that dude has could be put to constructive use instead of memorizing all that mumbo jumbo.
@pjg_77
2 ай бұрын
Where is the babble being memorised from Brian ? Got a whole world of knowledge on the net & some just lap up bulkshit. What is this sovereign citizen stuff about?
@robertthayer5779
2 ай бұрын
He should probably spend an hour in the library reading a court procedures handbook. I'm sure you don't need a complete law degree to understand the court procedures handbook! LOL He'd like to think memorizing BLACKS LAW DICTIONARY is somehow helpful.
@1mustafaa23
22 күн бұрын
@@pjg_77 likely gets all that crap from KZreadrs who sound convincing enough to fool this genius
Sovereign citizens are annoying.
@kenyaglobalnewsnetwork35
21 күн бұрын
Their stupid minds gives us free entertainment on youtube.
Respect to the judge for keeping his composure and giving dude a chance and schooling him at the same time. Shame on dude for taking his own freedom for granted. You can clearly see this dude has been watching TV assuming this was easy , not much of anything he has said has made any sense.
Aww… Judge Simpson has a lovely smile! ❤🥰🤓
@calvthomas6153
Ай бұрын
I love this judge! ❤️
The judge needed that three minutes to go smoke 😂
He showed up at 3...without the mask or a cough😂😂😂😂
I'm just so grateful that 2 minutes of Google searching for total BS didn't shut down the whole judicial system 😂😂
I love how the bailiffs lined up behind him in case he was charged with contempt! 🤣😂
@felinemoonchild
2 ай бұрын
Bailiffs coming to stand behind you is the equivalent of hearing the ice crack when you're standing on a frozen lake.
@jenniferthacker4231
2 ай бұрын
@@felinemoonchild that's a perfect analogy!!! 😂🤣👍🏻💪🏻
@yanni2112
2 ай бұрын
@@felinemoonchild and that Bailiff looks buff as hell
@pjg_77
2 ай бұрын
Haha right
@jenniferthacker4231
2 ай бұрын
@@yanni2112 he's hot! 🔥
Judge was very patient with this guy 👍🏻
@prettypeggy98
25 күн бұрын
Absolutely... Judge Simpson can't be pushed around. He was waaaay patient with this fool.
I’d love to know how the case ended and how many years this fool got. He was saying a whole lot of nothing in court to the no nonsense judge. 😂
@Sevicify
22 күн бұрын
Hasn't ended yet, in the April 25th hearing the judge ordered him to undertake a competency evaluation in late July.
@de2296
18 күн бұрын
@Sevicify 😂😂
@mr.weaver7568
11 күн бұрын
@Sevicify how did you find that info? I tried, but everything tyreek hill keeps showing up 🙄
@Sevicify
11 күн бұрын
@@mr.weaver7568 This channel posted a video of the hearing on April 25 titled "Moor Bad Dey for Judge Simpson Again".
I love this judges energy lol he's no joke he says 3 o'clock you better show at 3 o'clock!
@messrsandersonco5985
Ай бұрын
This is what parents and teachers are supposed to teach you when you're little - show up to class on time!
@siiiiiuu7
19 күн бұрын
I don’t think there’s a single judge out there who’d allow some random sov citizen to dictate the court’s schedule lol these people live in their own realities and don’t realize they’re not in control of anything
He doesn’t believe in going to the doctor, he won’t have to worry about not having good medical care in jail.
@Starman909
2 ай бұрын
Yeah, he would be better off if he was an illegal alien?
@pjg_77
2 ай бұрын
Oh lord 😂
@robertthayer5779
2 ай бұрын
He will be issued Healthcare . Mandatory or isolation! LOL 😂
@Peanutsmama
Ай бұрын
Bet he got jabbed though 😂.
@WEAREDERBY1884
Ай бұрын
Imagine getting tooth ache really bad or an absess in your mouth while locked away in jail after stating its against your religion 🤣 these guys are just 🤡
The judges head must be in sooo much pain 😂😂😂😂😂
Appears in court wearing a hoodie and a hard hat. We’re off to a flying start.
Article I, Section 10, Clause 2 says nothing of the sort. This airhead is lying in court. Lock him up for contempt and see if he's any smarter in 30 days.
@MADmosche
Ай бұрын
I doubt he can even spell “contempt” or “fiduciary” 🤣 what a total clown.
@Thunderbyrd.
29 күн бұрын
He was probably referring to the Black's Law book/dictionary/thingy. They like to refer to it while arguing they don't recognize the Constitution. Which is beyond comical.
@TheQueenOfCheba
26 күн бұрын
@@Thunderbyrd. That is not a thing. You just made it up
i re-watched this and i gotta say that it was glorious to hear Judge Simpson say ''your wrong so we might as well get in writing that your wrong''
Love the judge’s UMD mug! Proud alum here, too, and judge does a great job. Representing us well!
Sovereign citizens get on my nerves
@nocalsteve
28 күн бұрын
They would mine too, but I don’t recognize the authority of my nerves to regulate what I feel.
@Oreocare
26 күн бұрын
@@nocalstevegood one 😂😂😂
@fainitesbarley2245
7 күн бұрын
They get on everyone’s nerves but I think that’s rather the point. It’s all grandiosity and attention seeking.
Many years ago, as a police officer, I was escorting a county jail prisoner to court for appearance on possible release on probation. (no bailiff that day) When we got to the courtroom, there was an older gentlemen before the judge. Even from across the room, I could tell he had been drinking before coming to court. As the judge is handling the case the man goes up and leans against the bench (probably to keep from falling over). The judge repeatedly warns him to not lean against the bench. A few second later the guy would do the same thing... At one point the guy pipes up with, "Hell Dave (the judge's name), you and me used to be old drinking buddies. How many times did I drink you under the table?" It was like in a cartoon. First the judge's face flushed red, then his ears, the his neck... The judge sees me at the back of the court and yells, "Officer, take this man into custody for direct contempt! Five days in jail!" I go up and cuff the guy and call for another officer to take him over to the jail because I can't leave my other prisoner. When we finally get him taken care of, the judge is still royally pissed off! He is throwing files around on his desk and still red in the face. Finally he calls out my prisoner's name. The prisoner just stays seated and says, "No! No! I ain't comin' up there until you calm down!" Dead silence! You can see the judge take a deep breath and then says, "Sir, you are correct. 15 minute recess!" When court resumed the prisoner was released on immediate probation....
@robertgibbs6154
2 ай бұрын
This is a great story. Smart defendant and smart judge.
@pjg_77
2 ай бұрын
Seems a fair judge, could see he was boiled up & took a time out. Good call. Nice story 🙏🏻
@WestieRescueMom
2 ай бұрын
Great story! Judges are only human~
@lynderherberts2828
Ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing such a relatable story.
@aminn3380
Ай бұрын
I’m living in uk , what i see from America justice system and cops behaviour i can say for sure 90% of judge and cops decide by their feeling not by law especially cops .
"Is that Lawful Law?" 😂 OH NO YOU DIDN'T!😂
I knew this judge was going to blow up after watching him months ago. That virtual video did it.
Judge Simpson is my new spirit animal!
This is why we have lawyers. This guy is waayyyy out of his lane. He has no idea what hes talking about.
@bowhunter341
29 күн бұрын
100% correct
@mz.yumyum1461
27 күн бұрын
Actually he knows exactly what he's speaking about it is people like you who assume the control of the federal government that have no idea what you're speaking of!
@119Agent
26 күн бұрын
Just like 99% of social media posters who think they know how to get out of following laws by misunderstanding and misquoting case law.
@metalrockstarizer89
25 күн бұрын
@@mz.yumyum1461but it’s all word salad lmao he’s just throwing legal phrases everywhere without knowing what they mean
@mz.yumyum1461
25 күн бұрын
@@metalrockstarizer89 no, this guy was just not confident in what he was saying! But actually being a sovereign citizen is a thing! You have to give up your citizenship in the United States! You can still live in the United States but there are only certain actual states that accept sovereign citizens! And the legality of it is the fact that our parents are the ones who signed our birth certificates who made us collateral for the United States of America! In the Federal reserve which is not owned by the federal government it is owned by the rothschilds there is an account with each one of our names on it with our social security numbers as the account number! There are millions of dollars in these accounts that we cannot touch!! Only because they will not allow us to!! These things are very real! The same way again I reiterate the federal government has control over the states!! The government does what they want! They will throw us all in jail if they want! And I guarantee you it will be coming sooner than later! So I see no problem in anyone fighting for their rights! Regardless of how they choose to do it! This shit show is going to get even worse very soon! There are just people who are extremists and don't worry about who else they are hurting! And then there are those who really want to help people! Unfortunately the people in the United States do not want help!
Judge Simpson is a boondocks character 💯🤣 also the final boss😂
Judge Simpson is the best!!!!!!
I wish I could relay how hilarious this guy sounds to the ear of a trained attorney. Bolstered by the fact that he clearly thinks he is running circles around the system and the judge. This is straight comedy. 😂😂😂
@jonathanbair523
Ай бұрын
I have no history in law and can tell he is a fool....... I would love to see a attorney react to his foolishness.....I think that guy has what is called a "Jailhouse education"?
@darkstorminc
Ай бұрын
@@jonathanbair523 nope, he has that internet lawyer education from SovCit 101
@darkstorminc
Ай бұрын
I'm kinda surprised he didn't use the UCC defense and say he was traveling because driving is commercial lol
"Cut his line!" 🤣🤣🤣
He literally watch 1 season of law & Order and thought he was ready to go
damn he has a whole lotta nerve. most people try their absolute best not to piss off judges, cops, etc… then there are people like this who act like they’re in charge of the law 😂
I love how they all want to represent themselves because they KNOW EVERY THING, but when Judge asks if they want whatever the next thing is, they have no idea how to answer.
When you get your law degree from Wish 😅
@GolfMike09
2 ай бұрын
Or from a box of Cheerios.
@FullofSouthernCharm
Ай бұрын
Or Temu
@de2296
18 күн бұрын
@FullofSouthernCha😂rm
@de2296
18 күн бұрын
@@GolfMike09😂
@de2296
18 күн бұрын
😂
This judge has IMMACULATE PATIENCE...AND WISDOM! I can sooo appreciate how he even "guided" this young man on how and what to do next to ENSURE he has a FAIR proceeding. Godly character AT ITS BEST! Blessings to this Judge for the hard work he does. It is NOT for the faint of heart nor the weary!😅
My my my. Look who showed up at 3pm. What an idiot to think he could go up against The Honorable Judge Simpson.
@supertrucker99
Ай бұрын
U git dat right😂😂😂❤
@johnbryson5127
Ай бұрын
Where's his damn mask.
@azmanmdsalleh2009
Ай бұрын
The COVID attack his brain@@johnbryson5127
I love this judge 👨⚖️ 😊
"I'm an idiot loser . . . for the record"
@BruceG2009
2 ай бұрын
On the record, for the record and let the record show....
I’m away from the “general public” He’s about to be in general population 😮😂😢
@anthonyjuan1
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
Happy to watch. Wow Judge! With all due respect, Good on you! A very respectable man. Good on you Mr. Day.
This poor judge deals with such a large multitude of DUMB people that think they know the law this must cost our legal system millions every year. OUTRAGEOUS TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS
@FADI_TINY
29 күн бұрын
ONLY IN DETROIT.
@kraykray9585
29 күн бұрын
Perhaps that is more of a problem with our legal system. It's designed to be complicated and expensive.
@gamergamer5345
29 күн бұрын
billions not millions, if the judges just did what the legislator gave them the power to do: 1st offence: probation for 10 years. 2nd offence: revocation of probation, max for the 1st offence, max for the 2nd offence, run consecutive. 3rd offence: life in prison without parole.
@andyb619
26 күн бұрын
@@kraykray9585If he just answers the questions it will be simple. If he accepts the public defender it will not be expensive for him because it’s free of cost to him.
@michaelmccoy1794
26 күн бұрын
Of course it does. It costs time. Notice how slowly he has to speak to him, and repeat everything 3 times? [Facepalm]
He's a joke and he is not about to mess with Judge Simpson! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Moral of the story, don’t fake it til you make it trying to represent yourself.😂
This was interesting. It would be nice to see the defendant become an attorney one day. For now he needs to hire one. The Judge is pure class.
What a loss of time, money and brain cells!
@jemartinez50ja
Ай бұрын
Don't forget taxpayers money
I laughed when he called Mr. Allen!
@Letsdolunch2023
2 ай бұрын
Bailiff Allen needs his own channel!!!!
@someguy7993
2 ай бұрын
I wonder if Mr. Allen knows that he is a KZread star?
He who represents himself has a fool for an attorney. 😁
The white house press secretary must be his Mommy, word salad for DAYZZZ
Intelligence also against his religion
@ScottW-vz4bf
2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@darkstorminc
Ай бұрын
Lack of intelligence is a prerequisite for sovereign citizens.
this guy CHOSE not to have a layer...and judge simpson is NOT helping him at all. Love this judge!!
@NoName-mi8js
22 күн бұрын
Well, the Judge seems to be very helpful to him; far more than he deserves, honestly.
Judge Simpson is going to absolutely smoke this dude! 🤣