They said I was finished……WHO DECIDED THAT 😤

@sandybandy_008

Жыл бұрын

Escanor reference?

@rottenblaze1237

Жыл бұрын

bro WE need another episode of this ❤

@quigglesnoopmcboop9087

Жыл бұрын

Your pronouns are HIM/HIMOTHY BECAUSE YOU ARE HIM

@TheprophetDJ

Жыл бұрын

Make this a series immediately

@phillthetone8942

Жыл бұрын

Words spoken by a goat

This man is out here dealing more equal justice than the actual courts

@terryabracey237

Жыл бұрын

Truer words have never been spoken!

@Icyhot_majin

Жыл бұрын

fax

@keletsorabalao7454

Жыл бұрын

That sentencing was kinda wild though 😅

@martinezseymore3007

Жыл бұрын

Fax

@michaelbk0076

Жыл бұрын

@@keletsorabalao7454 Wild, but not undeserved. After all, if you're scummy enough to say that someone sexually assaulted you, you do, indeed, deserve to be under the jail

All rise for the honorary Judge Mal!

@shadowhauntjoker8501

Жыл бұрын

The thot banisher, dumbass slayer!

@chickenpizza5703

Жыл бұрын

*honorary

@kano9449

Жыл бұрын

@@chickenpizza5703 thx chief

@cottony4dr

Жыл бұрын

⬆️

@cleftboywonder

Жыл бұрын

#STANDUP

“Every bucket is a minute added to your time” she got more years on her than the queen💀

@jokerduchiha8903

Жыл бұрын

DAMN

@ant7319

Жыл бұрын

That's fucked up

@oceanberserker

11 ай бұрын

​@@ant7319 No. That's Justice.

@Darekiller1025

2 ай бұрын

​@@ant7319dont falsey accuse someone then that wouldnt happen.

“AAAASSSFERRRRYOUUUUU!!!” Had me dying 😭😭😭

@operationtundra5460

Жыл бұрын

Bro same

@Wesker47584

Жыл бұрын

I was dead when he said that!

@cosmicam1934

Жыл бұрын

You forgot the BITCH

@craigford33

Жыл бұрын

Took me out lol

@shortyprogaming

Жыл бұрын

That bitch afterwards came from the heart

“Bitch are you gaslighting me?!” Had me dying

Man if Judges were like you I'd actually gain some hope for humanity ( Even though its in the negatives )

@duyanhbui5386

Жыл бұрын

Careful you can cut somebody with that edge you got there

@RazorRamonMachismo

Жыл бұрын

yeah that mofo will be transferred and harrased so much his grandchildren heads will spin fr fr women are the majority voting block who gonna f ight them?

@neinja66469

Жыл бұрын

​@@duyanhbui5386 so funny 😐

@duyanhbui5386

Жыл бұрын

@@neinja66469 i hate your gut your dad should have just nut on the wall instead of created you

@TRG_R17

Жыл бұрын

Reply 5

Please make this an ongoing series. Edit: As the son of a father who was wrongfully convicted for sexual assault, lost 17 years of his life, exonerated, got sent out with nothing but the clothes on his back, and building himself back up, this hits home for me.

@HarmonicRex9274

Жыл бұрын

glad to know youre at least doing good my man

@benjaminizquierdo4700

Жыл бұрын

Damn, the law really needs to fix this kinda shit, if someone falsely accuses someone of this shit, it should be 5 years off the bat

@GoldHazel37_

Жыл бұрын

My mother left me to die. We are the same.

@Sn_da_1st

Жыл бұрын

I hope God gives you infinite blessings

@muazadam983

Жыл бұрын

dang where did the law go wrong?

That "YOU'RE COOKED!" at the end hit harder than the book he threw at her lol

Wish we could have judges that use they're brain like Judge Mal here onb😂

I swear, if she had said she did this because he didn't like her or something, she should've been sent into space

@Crossing-Blades

Жыл бұрын

Remember the group of girls who falsely accused of a teenage boy in their class because they didn’t like him. Ruined his summer and mentally by telling the police they assaulted them.

@krleer1244

Жыл бұрын

@@Crossing-Blades I remember and they got off scot free

@martinezseymore3007

Жыл бұрын

@@Crossing-Blades very much unfair

@Crossing-Blades

Жыл бұрын

@@krleer1244 like the majority of girls/women (What’s a women?) who commit such a crime and gets away with it. The Principle backed them up as-well by hiding their identity!

@TRG_R17

Жыл бұрын

Reply 5

"I swear it always be the dumb bitches" -judge mal 2023 😂

This man is the hand of justice himself when he was the judge

Judge Mal needs to be the necessary kind of power that's needed in today's society. Reminds me of that one judge who felt a lot of remorse for the guy who was in court for child support and when she announced that the guy who was paying child support money wasn't in fact the father of the child he was taking care of, the news broke him. Meanwhile his supposed wife was in the courtroom acting a damn fool all because he has to do what is required by law, so the judge promptly went off on the fat lady.

@rtdaboss92

Жыл бұрын

Can we get a link

@thehumblesniper

Жыл бұрын

Please and thank you. I NEED to see that.

@TheHumanPerson9753

Жыл бұрын

I’d like to see the trial please

@darkzero_omega

Жыл бұрын

Yeah we need that sauce my guy

@adriananderson7720

Жыл бұрын

I gotta see that clip

As a man who is currently going through this, you have given me hope, sir.

@nopemanpsycho

Жыл бұрын

Hope you get through it

@rtdaboss92

Жыл бұрын

Praying that the devil loses

@gokuwrightattorneyatlaw5227

Жыл бұрын

Hope things turn out ok. I just don't get why idiots do this. Take care

@Devon_Miles

Жыл бұрын

Stay strong

@loganhughes6431

Жыл бұрын

She did it out of spite. She said it was just sexual harassment. She reported a "title XI" to my school, investigated, dropped due to a lack of evidence. No more then a week later, her parents go to the police and report rape. We have found out that they were "unsatisfied" with the previous ruling.

We need more heroes like this judge

The judge we all needed 🙏🏽

@sunnythesunhair5711

Жыл бұрын

But never had 😞

@muazadam983

Жыл бұрын

not the one we deserve but the one we need

As a woman…I support punishing accusations made maliciously. Not ALL accusations…like sometimes shit happens and there’s no evidence and it would be fucked up for the victim to be victimized TWICE. But when shit is obvious that lies were made, I support punishment cause it hurts women too to have people out here abusing the system for their own benefit. Cause then it’s harder for REAL victims to find help and be believed.

@oceanberserker

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much. Bitch thought she was playing games with no consequences, not realizing she's hurting the credibility of ACTUAL victims.

@gokuwrightattorneyatlaw5227

Жыл бұрын

Indeed it does.

@tommasoamorosi4553

11 ай бұрын

If I was a judge I would give the false accuser 10 years jail time, no chance of parole. What makes people think that they can falsely accuse anyone of anything?

@NoIDontActuallyLiveInSeattle

11 ай бұрын

@@tommasoamorosi4553 seems harsh but okay 👌🏾 Fine by me as long as there’s irrefutable evidence of a malicious attempt to manipulate the system for their own benefit.

@tommasoamorosi4553

11 ай бұрын

@Annoyed In Seattle It would be applied to everyone regardless of race or gender. I can deal with being called harsh.

"AS FOR YOU BI-" funniest thing ive seen today

We need Judge Mal as a real judge, he's doing gods work

Nah man, the malster is back at it again with fire content and on top of that, he spewing facts. So glad to have you again king 👑

We need this in the system bro. lives get ruin like this when this shit happens, thank you

That last “YOU’RE COOKED” resonates with my soul

Bro the way my toes curled and my but clenched the way I giggled and wiggled my feet was insane funny aff

@Concerned_Custodian

Жыл бұрын

Thanks Julius

@tropheusanims698

Жыл бұрын

Thanks Julius

@invert8505

Жыл бұрын

Thanks Julius

@andyquinn3996

Жыл бұрын

Thanks Julius

@The_One_who_knocks818

Жыл бұрын

Thanks Julius

Now if only falsely accused men in real life could get that kind of justice. It should be in the Constitution that if you falsely accuse, you get five consecutive life sentences and all of your assets are transferred to the one you accused as compensation.

And that ladies and Gentlemen is how it should be done 👏👏👏👏

@martinezseymore3007

Жыл бұрын

You ain’t wrong this some gender equality

All judges feel like how Mal felt at 2:20 when dealing with cases like this on the inside

@leovice6505

Жыл бұрын

No they absolutely do not, remember it's a fact men get longer sentences for the same crimes women do, some judges are biased

@rtdaboss92

Жыл бұрын

There should be a mandatory retirement age no one from my grandpa age should be carrying out sentences just old heads believing these dusts half the time

@gamingzone2553

Жыл бұрын

@@leovice6505 i meant should feel and bc most judges believe all women are right

@leovice6505

Жыл бұрын

@@gamingzone2553 Okay that makes sense then

@gamingzone2553

Жыл бұрын

@@leovice6505 yea bc some judges believe all women are right that is why the justice system is so messed up

I thought for sure Jerry was gonna be on trial

@souledge4924

Жыл бұрын

same

@williambeck2372

Жыл бұрын

@@souledge4924 Nah cause you know Jerry would've been guilty as sin.

@nicholascherneski

Жыл бұрын

Bro, you know they're never gonna catch Jerry slipping. He puts all evidence of his "activities" under his mattress

I work alone, at night, at a hotel. I'm a somewhat rough looking person, so I take precautions not to alarm anyone I come across at night. I also take precautions to ensure I'm always under a surveilled area, and try to avoid being one-on-one with guests in any place without cameras. (their rooms, changing area, fitness room, etc) unless I have to. Most people are understanding, but now and then I get a (usually) lady who's incredibly offended that I set my phone to record, put it in my chest pocket where it peeks out, and refuse to enter the room alone with them without the door propped open.

@Filippo463

Жыл бұрын

I send you love across countries, my brother. I hope you can find peace and love and happiness in your life and I wish you a good day and good work ❤

Thank lord he got his channel back!

@-Larc-

10 ай бұрын

69 Likes 😈

Oh, for a second I thought Judge Mal's going to accidentally set Jerry loose.

I damn near cried after this, this reminded me of the Notre Dame incident with that Football player who got his career tarnished and the woman/man got scott free from the false story she made

@game46312

11 ай бұрын

The fake girlfriend is now a Transwoman

It is crazy that Rape/SA is one of the hardest crimes to actually gather enough evidence to rightful convict someone. You need a DNA sample, or it's a game of he said she said. There's gotta be a better way to find the truth.

@seanprice6049

9 ай бұрын

But instead most judges will take anything as evidence and the wrongfully accused will be convicted of something they had no participation in.

Welcome back goat glad everything worked out 💯

If this was the judge of the Johnny Depp Court, man would have won within the first 5 minutes

I want Mals as Judge now XD, making sure nobody gets to walk away Scott free for any lying and false accusations they did.

"Bitch you gaslighting me'' I'm dead

This hits hard for me as someone who was wrongfully accused of this exact crime and had to prove my innocents and switch schools because of it and it didn't help because around that time i was still shellshocked at my recent diagnosis that states I've had undiagnosed autism for the whole life of 17 years until now and that piled on with the accusations were hell on earth for me i genuinely love this video that stands with the fact hundreds of lives are being ruined and fucked up because of shit like this but also makes it harder for real victims of those crimes to actually come out due to fear of not being believed its like the boy who cried wolf but instead of one person getting counted as a liar but thousands of other people who are innocent actually suffering the same stigma and harassment

@CloudyWolf713

5 ай бұрын

Hey. I hope you’re doing ok out there.

@KetsuAmami

5 ай бұрын

​@@CloudyWolf713thanks I'm doing a lot better just got a job a few weeks ago and bought a nice suit and bowtie to wear for Christmas

14 seconds in and I gotta say It's clear you pit so much work into this skit Your content is awesome, please keep it up

As someone falsely accused of rape back in high school, this hit home. Bitches really be out there just not giving a shit if they ruin someone's life so long as they get what they want. For me some 14 yr old chick got drunk at party, got busted by her parents and said I R'd her, why, oh her parents were gonna ground her for the summer, grounded for a season vs 15 years in jail, that's equal right.....worst part is, it still didnt stop her from telling everyone at high school I did anyways.

@umbrellazandthangz1539

11 ай бұрын

please for the love of God tell me she got what she deserved

@chrisdavey5530

11 ай бұрын

@@umbrellazandthangz1539 fuck no lol, she got read the riot act (which Im sure she rolled her eyes through) and I had to walk home from the cop shop on the other end of town and then like I said at school the next week she just told everyone I did it and the cops are useless because again completely fucking my shit up, never even occurred to her. Now with hat said the cops were equally big assholes, they just straight up assumed I was guilty from the jump, I literally turned 18 the day after this party (party was June 6th, birthday the 7th, picked up the 8th) and was still a virgin, the one was basically all like "Just admit it, stop wasting everyone's time, Ive already got a mountain of paperwork and 18 other cases", that was the hill I was gonna die on, literally told the cops "im not losing my B-card before my V-card" eventually they gave her the rape kit, found out she was lying (I hope that was as uncomfortable as they say for her by the way), then dickwad cop shows up, calls us both dipshit teenagers and washed his hands of the whole situation...Im pretty sure the chick is married and has children today, can only imagine the gems they are.

@sunatika3417

10 ай бұрын

Nah we need a status update on her🤨

@chrisdavey5530

10 ай бұрын

@@sunatika3417 pretty sure she's married/divorced with kids now, still being fairly useless

@CloudyWolf713

5 ай бұрын

Hey. You doing ok nowadays? I’m so sorry for what you’ve been through.

We need judges like this

The innocent was redeemed and the culprit condemned... in the American justice system? Best piece of fiction you ever made, Mal. Bravo 👏

@WanoFord

Жыл бұрын

This comment is actually really sad😔

I swear we need judges like these irl🤦🏿🤦🏿

“Im glad to see justice was served”- saren arterius from mass effect. Edit: we need another episode.

Pls continue this series, this is definitely one of your best because Judge Mal says what we’re all thinking.

Haven’t watched yet but I know the video gon be fire

@jdogzerosilverblade299

Жыл бұрын

no gon doesnt have a fire nen ability. :)

Can we actually get Mal as a Judge for all cases between a man and a woman? this man knows how to handle a case. All rise to greet Judge Mal

This man took reality and one of its biggest problems and made it funny but serious at the same time

EVERY BUCKET THAT HE SCORES IS A MINUTE ADDED TO YOUR TIME. DAMN😂

That "b*tch" was personal 😂

If anyone was wondering what the song is at 2:44 it name is "All Gone (No Escape)" by Gustavo Santaolalla from the game "The Last of Us"

This type of absolute justice the world government should strive for

“You’re cooked!” LOL

Jerry: *walks in* Mal: GUILTY. HE'S GUILTY. GET THIS MENACE OUT OF HERE

The Goat has returned All shall rise for the honorable Judge Mal

“B*tch are you gaslighting me-“ i choked

😂 "YOU'RE COOKED" 😂BEST last line ever 😊😂😊

Not the judge we have, but the judge we need. The judge is out here doing entire investigation and ground work plus trial with no peers. 😤 💯

we need more judges like him...if we did, the world would've been a better place (yea, I'm saying the world would be in peace).

If a women successfully falsely accused a man and the man gets sent to prison but later comes back that he was innocent the women should get the same amount if not more prison for lying under oath and sending an innocent person to jail. Women want to be treated equal as a man they should get equal justice against them to.

AAASS FOORR YOOOOUUUUU BIIIII*CCHHH had me rolliiiin 😂😂💀

Thank God for the Johnny Depp trial. "See how many people believe you" EDIT: Also, great to have your videos back after that weird shit over the other day, was pretty worried that you were hacked for good

@lenalouwho4100

Жыл бұрын

Johnny and Amber are abusers. Please stop using him as a “gotcha” moment

@elviraweekes3906

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean they were both abusers if that is the case then it’s just a toxic relationship.

@craigford33

Жыл бұрын

@@elviraweekes3906 some people tend to just breeze over that fact. Yeah they were in a garbage relationship. However one was clearly a bit more extreme. Side note girl was bumping coke in court. That’s crazy 😂

Dude I need a new episode of this everything you post is a masterpiece and hilarious

Why this is frustratingly funny is how true and accurate this man's facts are. MalsWRLD you'd make a hell of a lawyer in real life.

Please continue this series

MORE OF THESE EPISODES PLEASE❤❤

Bro i wish judges were like this like some people just be ruining people's lives for no reason

On god if this was reality life would be so much better

Yo you be the best judge ever bro we need a judge like this

"Bitch, are you gaslighting me?" Like, damn.. shit hits hard, but yo comedic timing is on fking *point.*

My favorite judge already

"Miss Taylor did you lie"? Had me dying

Judge Mal: the Menace of Justice

"as for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" had me rolling 😭😂😂

"AAAASSSSSSSFFFEEEERRRUUUUUUUUUUU B I T C H" got me laughing too hard bro

Video Idea: Judge Mal: Child support

Yo we need more of this.

Bro the last couple of seconds of this was hilarious and also I won't say stay out some have a good rest of the day and I love your skits and keep having a good rest of the week

I’m waiting for the inevitable crossover between judge mal and jerry now, the list of all the things jerry did would be immaculate.

This is how cases need to be treated 👌🏼

we need more Judge Mal.

We need more Judge Mal.

I hope this becomes a series

I want more judge Mal

You Gotta make this a series bro this is hilarious 😂😂🤣🤣

Worked at a Boy Scout camp 16 years ago, started dating a girl that was also on staff. It was okay at first but something felt off about the whole thing, the way she talked about other people and tore them down didn't sit right with me. I broke it off after a few weeks but thought we could still be friends at least.... thinking about it now I realize I was naive. Anyway a couple of weeks after we broke up, the Catholic, Jewish, and LDS chaplains, all of whom I was friends with, sat me down and told me that she had been telling people that I was stalking her. I was PISSED, but they calmed me down and basically convinced me to tell her to stay away from me and I would stay away from her. Made sure that I had a witness there too so that there was no "he said/she said" BS. I haven't seen her since (thank god). If those rumors had gotten to management, I could have lost my job and had charges brought against me depending on how badly she wanted to stick to her story. Ironic thing is that she was the one that stalked ME. After I told her to stay away I saw her waiting for me at the entrance of the men's shower house (so I had to circle around and enter from the other side to avoid her) and I'm pretty sure I saw her follow me a couple times but because I had people around she couldn't approach. False accusations are no joke.

We need more of this

that 'bitch are you gaslightning me?' killed me

Glad you got the channel back

Aye you got yo channel back thank god🥇

I pray this gon be a series

Pls make more of this cus this funny 🤣

We need more of this ngl

When men get FALSELY accused the woman always gets no conquences when they get caught in a lie. And the man gets his life ruined. Jist bc she didnt like him.

Judge Mal is a real one and that's a FACT

Legendary episode

AAASSSS FER YOOOUUUUU BITCH!! Bruh had me cheezin😂😂😂

I need a part 2😂😂

I need more of this

At long last, A SEQUEL!!! Worth the wait!