The deadpan "he was somewhere on 9/11" destroyed me

@SirDuoDai

29 күн бұрын

same xD

@benjaminlough1976

29 күн бұрын

Lol same 😂

@Alex-qj3wp

29 күн бұрын

in some way, we all are ❤

@elywahl9520

29 күн бұрын

​@Alex-qj3wp I mean... I was born in 2004 and sperm only last about 72 hours... soo ig I was cosmic space dust during 9/11..?

@r1pperduck

29 күн бұрын

In crying😂

"Yes or no, where were you on 9/11" is the most Jschlatt question I've ever heard

@oskarallen

29 күн бұрын

get round in the season

@IRLZeni

29 күн бұрын

He out-Schllatted schlatt

@venturasoul

28 күн бұрын

GET ROUND IN THE SEASON

@darwingxcx

27 күн бұрын

W fishmans pfp

@abcdefzhij

27 күн бұрын

Long Season studio > Live

Where were you on 9/11…. “Yes”

@yohanafreya856

29 күн бұрын

Love the name and pfp😭

@slamminsammy941

29 күн бұрын

lol I’m holding my phone and a banana I’m eating before the gym , and I’m laughing out loud from this stupid video and the comment and I dropped my fucking banana , and now have to eat something else for the gym , damnit , I definitely don’t laugh and drop food so I guess the video did its job lol

@slamminsammy941

29 күн бұрын

lol I also was somewhere on 9/11

@MrFuzziiWuzzii

29 күн бұрын

We finally have confirmation of his heinous actions

@ville__

29 күн бұрын

*Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..

Jared Shat is a mischievous name fr

@pixelreaper7953

29 күн бұрын

Jared shat 😭😭😭

@freeshavocado

28 күн бұрын

Isn't his name Jonathan schlatt 💀💀🤨

@redspiderlilys6

28 күн бұрын

@@freeshavocadohe’s never confirmed that i think it’s just most people seeing J and thinking “John”

@kazooke

28 күн бұрын

@@redspiderlilys6some high school photo of his I’m pretty sure had Johnathan as his first name

@I_Eated_The_Soap

28 күн бұрын

Jesus Christ Jared use the toilet next time

I've seen Jonathan, jebediah, and now jared. he's a man with many identities. I really hope his real name is jay 💀

@_swegs

29 күн бұрын

I’m pretty sure Jonathon is his actual real name

@hobistinyheartbag

29 күн бұрын

Not even a single James? Jack? Jake?

@polkka7797

29 күн бұрын

Iirc as well I’m pretty sure schlatt is his last name irl, could be wrong though

@_swegs

29 күн бұрын

@@polkka7797 It is.

@Ry_TSG

29 күн бұрын

@@polkka7797Jonathan Schlatter

Should’ve asked “Schlared” what he was up to in ‘99.

@MultiSaintsfan123

29 күн бұрын

Oh, we're doing the completely unoriginal NPC comment on this video too?

@Mr.Garman

29 күн бұрын

@@MultiSaintsfan123 nice profile picture💀

@Weezer_lover_69

29 күн бұрын

​​@MultiSaintsfan123 I thought yall (you and the person you were replying to) were the same person because the orange pfps

@sheepketchup9059

29 күн бұрын

​@@MultiSaintsfan123 npc reply

@osmosiscerulean

29 күн бұрын

​@@MultiSaintsfan123it's a fuckin community joke not a site-wide thing. fuck up

found out schlatt’s real name before gta6

@benjaminlough1976

29 күн бұрын

Dang

@Wolf_drawings-creations

29 күн бұрын

XD lol

@goldennebula5013

29 күн бұрын

@@benjaminlough1976just to be clear Jared is NOT his real name lol I think you can find it if you search on Google tho

@lesbean389

29 күн бұрын

It's Johnathan

@_BIGSteve

29 күн бұрын

I don’t really get this joke. This one kinda makes sense but I’ve seen people say “we got a solar eclipse before GTA6” like yeah no shit, everyone knew it was coming

He finally got payback for the "unlimited games but no games" question.

@littlelotus797

27 күн бұрын

Yes

@moonwhooper

23 күн бұрын

Yes

WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11 YES OR NO??!!!

@luc1fer_09

29 күн бұрын

YESS!!

@GoldenTheaterYT

29 күн бұрын

Yes is probably the most suspicious answer lmao

@CursedIbis

28 күн бұрын

No!

@nutelasaur9453

27 күн бұрын

like the pokemon RSE npc that asks "where are you from?" and your only options are yes and no, with appropriate responses from the NPC for either answer

@aguynamedsmith6489

26 күн бұрын

​@@luc1fer_09POLYGRAPH SAYS TRUEEE! HE WAS SOME WHERE ON 9/11!!!

Ok so just so people know: he is a real detection operator but all of his work is for the media industry on camera so he encourages his employees to let him fudge results for comedic or dramatic content. From what I know he has also kind of strong armed his competition so he is almost the only operator that does this kind of job.

@MultiSaintsfan123

29 күн бұрын

Lee detectors in general are bullshit as well. There's a reason why they're not admissible evidence in court

@pertlicious7083

29 күн бұрын

im glad to see this comment, thank you

@matthewpark3435

29 күн бұрын

was looking for this comment

@thegoddamnbatman1047

29 күн бұрын

What proof do you have he's strong armed anyone? Also what would that even look like in this context

@effbar2400

29 күн бұрын

​@@thegoddamnbatman1047there's a video on it with sources

"Schlane" knows where he was on that specyfic day

@enzo_gabriel3964

29 күн бұрын

*Jared

@SickBuckNaStY

29 күн бұрын

Crashin a plane, totaly insane in the membrane!

@ville__

29 күн бұрын

*Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..

@kusuossecretgf5401

29 күн бұрын

​@@ville__ your mom

@Ratissh

29 күн бұрын

​@@ville__I want this to be true so I can die

I'd rather believe his real name is jschlatt than believe it's Jared

@Zebzu00

29 күн бұрын

Schlatt is his last name. So the J stands for his first name.

@JPPAS

26 күн бұрын

jschlatt is not a name, schlatt is a surname and the J stands for a forename (johnathan i think)

@wumbr6467

26 күн бұрын

his real name is John Schlatter dont worry

@spleghegg1632

25 күн бұрын

@@JPPASyall need some reading comprehension

@satan69

24 күн бұрын

i always thought of him as a jebediah for some reason and i refuse to acknowledge any other name. just like i refuse to use any surname for charlie other than slimecicle

"where were you on 9/11, yes or no?" is anthonys revenge for, "would you rather have unlimited bacon and no games, or unlimited games but no games?"

If they ask about what “shlared” did in 99, the machine might be afraid to talk

"Schlatt" was somewhere on 9/11 confirmed. Caught in 4k even.

@noalarm2

29 күн бұрын

1080p for free, but if you pay extra you get the video in 4k

That guy doing the test has been proven to say what he's paid to

@realperson2836

27 күн бұрын

yeah this is entertainment not law enforcement

@blazingblight2706

25 күн бұрын

@@realperson2836 Yeah, but it does give people the wrong idea about the reliability of polygraphs which I wouldn't say is a good outcome.

@magnum_cx8805

24 күн бұрын

@@blazingblight2706They’re already considered unreliable though. They’re can only be used as an interrogation technique, the results can’t be used for anything. And imo they shouldn’t be used in serious contexts at all.

@blazingblight2706

24 күн бұрын

@@magnum_cx8805 I mean yeah, I’m aware and I agree completely. My point was that when they’re used like this I believe it additionally causes harm because of slanted public perception that polygraphs somehow do provide valuable results. While they of course aren’t admissible in a courtroom, there are some minor social consequences in believing you can weed out the truth from someone else through any sort of machine or repeatable process. Even if it’s on a show like this, there’s consequences in that people watching this now believe the ‘answers’ being told to them by the man behind the monitor acting as a professional.

@nikolowolokin

17 күн бұрын

​@@blazingblight2706oh my god man its just a video made for fun, not some profound life lesson about the accuracy of polygraphs.

Jesus Christ, it's Jared Schlatt

@ville__

29 күн бұрын

*Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..

@DerpyCrafter30

29 күн бұрын

​@ville__ Thanks for the curse. I've been wanting to be unalived for years now.

@bigheadrat9493

29 күн бұрын

​@@ville__​No one is scared of a weak and fragile man who has an edited picture of a obscure character from a old cartoon in his profile picture

@mustnz998

29 күн бұрын

@@ville__ Fuck yes, finally.

@YoshisVinyl

22 күн бұрын

​​@@bigheadrat9493guys a bot I see him doing this shit every lmao also tons of alt right signage on the pfp. YIKES

"Antfarm" was absolutely flabbergasted to learn the true identity of serial killer JSchlatt on the first guess

@FilmopolisGaming

29 күн бұрын

Antfarm 💀

I know this guy makes up the results to make funnier clips, but goddamn does it work. 😂

@xen6601

29 күн бұрын

Yes, he wasn't anywhere on 9/11 because he was going by a different name and identity, then

WHERE ARE YOU FROM??? > Yes No

@maxonator3913

22 күн бұрын

I understand this reference! lmao (from Pokemon RSE I think, right?)

@shonwooten6550

20 күн бұрын

@@maxonator3913 Yessir, Pacifidlog islands to be exact 🤙🏼

@DoMorrMusic

19 күн бұрын

Cambridge, Massachusetts

“So your name is Jared?” “No.” “Hey Jared!” “Yea? AWWWWWW”

Man, the "he was somewhere on 9/11" made me crash

HOLY SHIT this guy was somewhere on 911.

We don't trust john the polygraph guy lol.

this is not Jonathan Schlatt. This is Jared Schlatt. WHERES THE ORIGINAL JSCHLATT

Until Jared said "yes", I was convinced he was asleep.

I can’t believe jschlatt said he did 9/11, unforgivable 🤬

This will be the year where we find out what jslong actually did to the queen

@ville__

29 күн бұрын

*Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..

I love that the "where were you on 9/11?" is a yes or no question for him 😭🤣 like no specification, just yes or no 💀

He really pulled the infinite games but no games type question on The Jarring

honestly wouldnt shock me if this name reveal is another elaborate bit

Whether "Jared is his correct name or not, he is now.

@thepotatoportal69

24 күн бұрын

You (don't make sentence properly, I don't know.

Doesn't Schlatt have massive hereditary heart problems

His name being jared just makes such sense

@technomanuel

29 күн бұрын

Actually, Johnathan, his name is Jonathan

he got so mad on the first question

Should've asked, "would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games unlimited games but no games."

@JPPAS

26 күн бұрын

he did later in the video

It’s been confirmed. “Jared Schlutlord” was somewhere on 9/11

I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother.. He was in northern Canada

Anthony jumping straight to the 9/11 question is the funniest thing ever. 😂

Considering Schlatt grew up with smosh and the like, this is like watching a kid competing against their dad

I can’t believe what “Schlared” did to those poor 3000 innocent souls.

Schlatt’s real name is John Schlatter, you can see it on his old high school website

@JPPAS

26 күн бұрын

how can i find that website?

I like to think Schlatts Real name doesn't even start with a J. It's just something he'd do

Do these KZreadrs know there’s more than 1 guy with a polygraph machine ?

Funny, but reminder that this polygraph guy is super sketchy.

@Lorelaibells

27 күн бұрын

how is he sketchy

@blazingblight2706

25 күн бұрын

@@Lorelaibells Because polygraphs aren't a reliable tool and the guy peddles false info both about them and about the results he's supposedly getting.

@Lorelaibells

20 күн бұрын

@@blazingblight2706 fair

Jareld. VERY UNEXPECTED NAME

"Where were you on 9/11 Yes or no?" I had the similar reaction to Schlatt LOL!

Asking "where were you on 9/11, yes or no?" cracked me up.😂

This guy is a fraud

As someone named Jared, I also almost responded to “So Jared”

The fact that Anthony did this is just legendary. Amazing stuff here, I was crying 😂😂

*"I've met Jared."* "Of course I've met Jared..." *"The one who took you away from me."*

This guy is a known fraud, just says whatever he thinks is good for content. Disappointed to see him on this channel

@daiMac_

29 күн бұрын

Yeah but his minecraft videos are pretty funny

@RealMephres

18 күн бұрын

who?

I love this. It's my youtube taste as a kid and my youtube taste now

The duo we didn’t think we needed

That second question caught me off guard lmao😂

That “..yyyeahp” killed me 🤣

that yes or no is very much a goof on his would you rather question.

This is a bad day for Jebediah Schlatt

I laughed at the yes or no line way more than I should have

to be fair interview wise, "where were you on 9-11 yes or no?" is the best question since the one about games and bacon

“Unlimited bacon with no games or unlimited games with no games, yes or no?”

"What happened in '99, yes or no?"

I like how “Jared” pretends to not understand the question

JSchlatt without the chops is cursed

Ngl, feels kinda fun to share the name of jschlatt

He got hit with an equivalent to his unlimited bacon question and didn't know what to do

"Excuse me Jared but it's a *Yes* or *No* question."

Mom: Jack! Did you eat my salad last night!? Zacky: Dogs!

"Jonathan Schlatt" will never be forgiven for the heinous crimes he committed on 9/11.

“He was somewhere on 9/11” that detector operator 💀😂

'James' loves getting reminded of what he did back in 99'

"Jared" definitely wasn't in a plane on the 9th of November in 2001.

Didnt know jschlatt went by the name annabeth in summers.

🤣🤣🤣 Schlatt getting suprised by someone is really funny

"fast and furious" was left piddlywonked

I swear to God, John has the best manager cause that dude has been channel hopping all the big KZread channels for a while now.

This is his punishment for that “unlimited games question”

I love Jeffrey Schlatt. He was clearly named after his favourite icon.

“where were you on 9/11?” in the cockpit of a plane

"Jared" thought we would never know

„Jared“ really didn‘t want to talk about 9/11

Jared "Schlatt" Fogle

Yo, it's the same polygrapher the try guys use 😂😂😂

The last time someone called him Jared was back in 99... watch your back.

He is Jared schlatto now

"He was somewhere on 9/11" Ladies and gentlemen... we got him

Anthony reversed the questions that most likely be asked by schlerb

“Excuse me???” Appropriate response

“Just Yes or no” broke me

The video: getting emotional with jaschlatt The reel:

"Where were you on 9/11? Yes or no?" Sounds like a question congress would ask

the yes or no fucking killed me

The "schlatterdingledong" was schlabbergasted

I KNEW IT - the interviewer, probably

He was parachute diving during 9/11

“Yes or no” the wisest quote ever

I remember when jschlatt was a small creator… those were the days

the "yeah" of Jared kinda like "well yeah it is me"

"You are very hard to read" immediately guesses his name