"damage report?" *"it's fucked sir."*

@hayray6683

3 жыл бұрын

Bro this had me laughing for a while

@Graham.556

3 жыл бұрын

@@hayray6683 currently dying.

@mediocri5y

2 жыл бұрын

@@Graham.556 to say you weren't would be lying

“I came to play funny space game but I got emotional trauma”

@thatshortkid1277

2 жыл бұрын

Star citizen in a nutshell

@TheAKgunner

Жыл бұрын

@@thatshortkid1277 No, that’s Ignis in an unhinged nutshell.

Life is a fickle thing, while not enjoy it while it la- “Life would then proceed to no longer last”

Aberdeen, an absolute hellhole that you can never leave. Just like the real one.

@malaizze

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s only because they accidentally decoupled their ship, you can see it unlit on the displays while they’re screaming

@LCTRgames

2 жыл бұрын

lol, how many ppl get this reference? 😂

@Tom.Ireland

2 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair on Aberdeen it's not the worst place in Scotland to live. I'd much rather live there than places like Dundee or Kilmarnock

@acanadianpumpkin

Жыл бұрын

@@Tom.Ireland I'm pretty sure he's talking about Aberdeen, America and not Aberdeen, Scotland

@suno_grimm1264

Жыл бұрын

It could be any aberdeen because every aberdeen is shit

Some say we never truly left Devin's Salvage & Scrapyard. Have some comedic cosmic horror and afterwards if enjoyed, considered leaving a like! Edit: Retrospectively, probably wasn't the best idea to leave the engines decoupled when landing on Aberdeen at night.

@colsen6761

3 жыл бұрын

I really liked this video

@KcBlues01

3 жыл бұрын

Nice video

@willrogers1990

3 жыл бұрын

At the hotel clio, you can check out anytime you want...but you can never leave

@greenbear8500

3 жыл бұрын

Cen we have more plis

@Jay_Rainstorm

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not entirely convinced y'all left that gravity well

"Aberdeen can't go wrong right?" As someone who lives in Washington state, I can vouch that Aberdeen can, in fact, go wrong.

@geisr8392

2 жыл бұрын

Boy can it.

@mclatchyt

Жыл бұрын

As somebody from SCOTLAND...I second this. 👍

@KaneyoriHK

Жыл бұрын

As someone from Maryland, I can confirm this

The MW3 meme at the end made me laugh quite a bit.

@RubixRaptor

3 жыл бұрын

I was absolutely cackling when editing that

@BoiledToast_0

3 жыл бұрын

@@RubixRaptor 10/10

@stylishniggachannel4763

3 жыл бұрын

Mw3 in SPACE

@justbuyintime5157

2 жыл бұрын

He hit him so hard he’s getting MW3 PTSD Flashbacks

@wolfyboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@RubixRaptor that was as smooth as that ball the made by building each atom manually!

After what had happened at Devin’s Scrapyard the group had decided to put the bad memories behind them and continue through their lives. The group separated as just looking at each other reminded them of that dark planet. One by one, as the years went on, they all started falling like flies. Wether due to natural causes, owing money to gangs, bountyhunters, weird bleeding diseases, or just forgetting how to fly a ship straight for a good thirty seconds, they all died. But little did they know, their bodies still lay in Devin’s Scrapyard, all participating in a joint dream caused by the poisonous particles carried by the wind. They had fallen victim to the same fate as the outpost they found

@daaltu6125

3 жыл бұрын

shit bro, that scary

@steelslayer8506

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck me that gave me chills

@uncannyvalley2350

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@gen2mediainc.577

3 жыл бұрын

Like when you dream of getting up in the morning and realize you’d till have to get up

@user-qq1xj5zk9n

3 жыл бұрын

@@gen2mediainc.577 Like dreaming of going to work or going to School and You woke up having to do the exact thing you Just did

As a Scotsman hearing we are getting sucked back into to Aberdeen is fucking hilarious 😂

12:52, the way the bay door was open, I really thought you guys were going to drop of the tanks from the sky

@RubixRaptor

3 жыл бұрын

We were thinking about it lol

@snowbandityt

3 жыл бұрын

Dang

@NoNotanalien

3 жыл бұрын

When scorch flew out i lost it😆🤣

@justinjacobs1501

3 жыл бұрын

Man, dropping tanks on their doorstep would have been a real power move.

@SomeKindaSpy

3 жыл бұрын

@@RubixRaptor BedBananas did it

15:51 We gonna talk about how clean this transition was?

@Voron_Aggrav

3 жыл бұрын

I Think for his sanity it might be better not, though I Agree that was smooth as butter

@wolfyboy

2 жыл бұрын

it's incredible! O.O!

@MetaShadowP1rate

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was part of the gameplay for a few seconds

1:28 That wild DIO scared lol

"We're getting sucked back into Aberdeen" Is my new favourite line.

When Jay booped Aberdeen, you could see the angle with the artificial horizon ticking down to like -60 degrees

Every time I see you post a star citizen vid I get a giant grin on my face. I gotta say, if Star Citizen ended up with some horror elements they can certainly nail it. I mean just look at the inside of that damaged Hercules. Spooky as hell.

@Rummyson

3 жыл бұрын

wait till animals and predators make it into the game.

@J-Allen19

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rummyson and 150ft tall yetis

@Rummyson

3 жыл бұрын

@@J-Allen19 i plan on taking one down for a trophy, lol

@OneBiasedOpinion

3 жыл бұрын

Vanduul can be pretty horrifying. :)

Whenever I play space engineers of my friend in a nutshell is basically this video

@sillylittleowlguy2392

3 жыл бұрын

“We have three large hydrogen engines, why are we falling?” “Our ship is made entirely out of heavy armor.” -actual conversation I had with a buddy in SE

@retardwrangler8822

3 жыл бұрын

@@sillylittleowlguy2392 “We have two large Atmo thrusters and six wheels why can’t we move dude your design is shit” “Maybe it’s because we stole literally millions of refined iron and are now heavier than a Star Wars capitol ship

@Rhodor-O6

3 жыл бұрын

"Sooo... I found out why we can't slow down.... That fuckin' Reaver blew out our main hydrogen line, and the nitwith that built this thing didn't put any backip ions!"

@craboverlord478

2 жыл бұрын

"Your ship is a Dorito" Me before my ship is sliced clean in half by a mysterious Dorito ship weirdly similar to my friend

Man at 10:12 it was so immersive where everyone jerked forward people being thrown to the ground the emergency lights came on..... now that's syfy... lol

@FortKnight_Gamer

3 жыл бұрын

very immersive starcitizen scene at 4:35 in this video kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZWWqmdWMd8m6nZs.html

@davemarx7856

2 жыл бұрын

But in the cockpit it's just "oops"

That anomalous moon gravity was amazing, and reminded me of a weird fact about our moon. The Moon's gravity isn't consistent, it's uneven and changes from place to place because the rock doesn't get more dense as you go down in any consistent way. Apollo 11 discovered this fact, when it nearly killed Neil and Buzz during the decent.

This is soo cool on the immersive level. Love the feeling inside the spaceship xd

"Anomalous gravity well" - CPLD mode turned off I think I see the problem lmao

Man, I thought Star Citizen was a goner but this looks great.

@Skullbrothers

3 жыл бұрын

It still is a gonner. it is just good when you have several frens.

@gajbooks

3 жыл бұрын

@@Skullbrothers It is doing way better than the "total vaporware" I expected it to be at this point. Even if it is not a "good game" it looks like a fantastic physics and space ship sandbox.

@RoballTV

3 жыл бұрын

always growing in funding and backers, especially last year, 2020 was nuts. It likely won't ever be 'a goner', and will keep on improving, but it will test backers patience for years to come XD

@Voron_Aggrav

3 жыл бұрын

guess they're pulling a No Man's Sky

@uncannyvalley2350

3 жыл бұрын

Salty Gamers just love to bitch, SC is an amazing game that people thoroughly enjoy, it's a not being a sociopath kind of thing

i cant wait for them to add animals and stuff to the game so you can just be at a place like devins scrapyard and just get pounced on by a zenomorph like creature had just watch you guys scatter like ants

@eddapultstab2078

2 жыл бұрын

I got a weird idea, have horses you can ride in the ship and when you land clop on out like literal space cowboys. It's silly, but if they put that in, I'll have to buy in.

Some more "stellar" content Jay..... I'll see myself out.

@cody10184

3 жыл бұрын

that could be two puns because there's a bird called a stellers jay.

I love when you guys play star citizen, all your different personalities and friendship make me so happy. Ive been depressed lately and your content helps alot to keep me sane, keep it up.

@argus0018

2 жыл бұрын

How you doing man?

Your CPLD was off that is why you were falling constantly

@bingus549

3 жыл бұрын

Yuuuup

Aberdeen is the known hell of the galaxy

@theenderdestruction2362

Жыл бұрын

The only thing worse is Florida

After the crew of the Crusader Starlifter landed on Clio and went around exploring it, deeming it completely shit and leaving, they would eventually slowly descend into some form of void madness. Whether it was the endless void of space that drove them insane, or the noxious fumes of Clio, they would execute one of their crew for no real reason whatsoever. Soon after going to two more moons, Ita and Aberdeen, and having the worst time on both, they would split up, not wanting to remember the terrible, horrible trip they had. Over the years they would slowly die, one by one. Some to gangs whom they owed money to, some to the vandals, some to the endless void. But in truth, this was not how they *actually* died. Unbeknownst to each member, they were still on Clio, inhaling the noxious fumes of the moon. These fumes would cause them each to enter into a form of collective thinking, where they each had a collective "fever dream". They met the same fate the colonists who tried to live on Clio met; an endless fever dream of waking up on the ship, heading to Clio, inhaling the fumes and leaving, only to kill one another, or be killed by someone else. They eventually died in reality, due to not being able to eat or drink anything, and would become new "hives" for the noxious fungi, which would take more lives as the decades went on. Soon the Empire would catch wind of the moon, and glass it, not wanting to spread this fungi to any of the working colonies. The crew of the Crusader Starlifter would become dust on Clio, numerous, unidentifiable and flying through the endlessness of the sandy moon. No one would remember them either.

@wolfyboy

2 жыл бұрын

Dude.. write a book or novel! Dis sum gutchi!

7:09 the altitude indicator is right, it is above sea level. or in a planet with no sea it would be.. whatever the universal space agency decided sea level was. maybe the lowest ground , the average ground level or even the tallest mountain. .. lol

Everyday it's just me wondering "Huh, wonder what Lovecraftian Adventure the funny man and his funny friends do next", and this just took the fuckin cake with Aberdeen lmfao

This reminds me of the bedbananas prison break and I love every second of it

Your content is funny and amazing keep up the good work

@RubixRaptor

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Staring at a fuel tank on fire, saying " pretty color isn't it?" You can tell who's a pyromaniac at heart

That cut to captain price was amazing. Man this game looks so good.

Man, you got me into star citizen with your vids! Cant wait to get my starter ship and go on an adventure

@benlaw224

3 жыл бұрын

me and my buddy just started playing this week and everytime we go on an adventure it’s like fucking Rick and Morty with us in the pilot and co-pilot seat. game is a buggy mess, but a pretty great mess😂😂

Holy shit I’ve never laughed so much in a day.

@champagneeee

3 жыл бұрын

You should watch "Let's game it out"

Literally the most exciting SC video I've ever seen, despite nothing much happening in game terms. I love that you shot everything on the night side. You guys created so much atmosphere. Good editing, too, even if a little bit TikTok for my tastes, haha. (I'm old.) This was just awesome all around. I can't wait to check out your other videos. Keep up the great work!

I think you'll need a lot of glue and tape to fix that ship

6:52 Aberdeen is not a gravity well, you decoupled your ship by accident

I always look forward to the next video you make man. Genuinely always cheers me up, even if I’m already in a great mood. I haven’t even watched the video yet but I know it will be a good time.

I love star citizen you should do more it is my favorite series who agrees

Didn't think I'd see Captain Price in Star Citizen!

Fellow tanker here and this tank is pretty impressive and is love to get my hands on one

this video introduced me to star citizen. months later, i was finally able to start playing myself and im just lovin it. ty for showing me this game :D

This is so cool

If you want another great experience in the game, get yourself one of the cave clear missions. (?HT bounty missions, pay ~20k). They are incredibly fun

Love the Destiny reference

did scorch have some sort of muscle boosting power armor?

@Scorch052

3 жыл бұрын

nope, just unbridled rage

This is honestly such a great value video and well edited sir

You might think that they are just messing around for content but here's the thing. Their ship is decoupled for most of this, meaning they actually are getting sucked in by gravity. XD

I want the full tank review

Other people have had issues with Aubergine's gravity well too. It's not just you guys. And it's been happening for years.

I love these guys chemistry and just sheer hilarious interactions

oh god i need more of this chaos in my life xD

Didnt know Quail was in the Army.

Wow this game is crazy detailed

That was FUN, you must've had a great time. Even though the game is far from beta, you had an adventure! I had a lot of fun watching it, thx!!

Hey jay I love your videos man and it makes my day keep up the good work

Love the videos on star citizen plz keep making these

10/10 would watch again

The one time I pass out in the reactor room I miss the chance to meet Phil Swift

This one video got my subscription lmao and that ending part is such good editing

I love the entire look and feel of the game and I wish I had a PC that could handle it.

@Thegamingdino133

Жыл бұрын

Its a scam so dont worry about it. besides its 100s of dollars for ships

This is the hardest I've laughed in a while, love the vids man!

Yes!!! Another Star Citizen Vid!

Great edits, loved the last one with punch

A good video to watch on my birthday, also I DONT WANNA GO TO ABERDEEN

@malaizze

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry, it’s not Aberdeen’s fault. They just accidentally decoupled their ship and that’s why they started falling

I found this channel yesterday and hey not bad I subbed 👍

It's been two years and im still waiting for the next episode of StarCitizen!!!

That was very enjoyable to watch. Cheers

More Jay always makes the day better

This made me go do the good haha moment

So i just realised this, but the reason they kept falling into aberdeen, is because the ship wasn't coupled. Just thought I would point this out

love the content

This kind of reminds me of Prometheus, like, the good parts.

Picked up this game from your vids, damn you guy are quite funny and are a good sell for games. keep on keeping on man

Can u please post the whole it's really fun to see a group friends exploring space

Just wait until that giant Spiderwasp Scorpion is in-game lol.

I need more star citizen Videos from u guys your vids are so dope man

i need more of this in my life

6:40 as someone who lives in the city of Aberdeen you couldn’t be more fucking wrong and I’m almost glad the game proved to be accurate to how bad it is here.

"what have i found?" *ANGRY shooting noises* "oh, it's a turret!"

I wish for more of this type of content.

Man, I wish I had friends I could play this game with. It's looks SO much more fun than just playing solo.

Me and my roommate are @#$%ing dying here, this was fantastic!

For non normal players, these guys are going to some of the most dangerous "Hell Moons" in the Stanton System (Cleo Calliope Euterpe) ive gone mining on calliope... its a nightmare. Edit they went to Aberdeen... dont go to Aberdeen.

Glad to see that star citizen is living up to the creators vision (or even beyond that for the best)

"We're getting sucked back into Aberdeen!"

He still plays it!!! Yes!

Can’t wait for you guys to return to Star Citizen when we get 3.18 or even when Pyro comes out. This videos are great and I’d love to see more!

great ending! haha cant wait for more videos

Oooh Quail is also a tanker? We can be BFFs

*Jay rams the ship into a mountain like the distracted driver he is* everyone on board: PANIC "Why-? What-? Jay?" "Yeah?" "Explain." "Nuh-uh."

Really funny idea:so while in orbit drop a viechle onto a planet and sees what happens and see if you live

@RubixRaptor

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eKpqyMihma7QebA.html Here's an unlisted clip of that. Cuts off mid drop but the golf cart did not survive lol.

@theferretcrewnaughtyandnic3887

3 жыл бұрын

@@RubixRaptor ha ha ha amazing

its gonna be epic when they add creatures

Wow Starcitizens has come a long way and man this whole video made me laugh i loved it.

Me and the bois watched this together and we where laughing so hard hahaha great video!

this game looks so amazing it's unreal

This is gold!!!

your intro made me laugh so I subscribed lol

The captain price transition was so good