He should've said "Polnareff must be self isolating somewhere"

@fridz66

4 жыл бұрын

Purple Froster missed opportunity

@hitkid2456

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was self-immolating?

@MamboCat84

4 жыл бұрын

lmao he was self isolating in a turtle somewhere

@nob0dii610

4 жыл бұрын

MamboCat84 or maybe it was because he (SPOILER FOR PT 5) He turned into a turtle.

@sabrinar90

4 жыл бұрын

Mhm

"You're about as sick as my father was" It was 140 years ago and Dio still talks about that

@DeletedTroll

4 жыл бұрын

@@KannaTheGamer I hate you Spy mains with your god damn cl_interp 5

@kirainikushimi5097

4 жыл бұрын

RedPlayzVN oh hi lol, TheBlueStudioz here, didn’t know you also watched these lol

@angeljj2129

4 жыл бұрын

Daddy issues u.u

@KageRyuu6

4 жыл бұрын

Hail Satana!

@zalternative1

4 жыл бұрын

@@KannaTheGamer Mentally he sould be around 25 I guess,

I could completely imagine Dio saying “Is like not knowing hand sanitizer only kills 99.9% of bacteria” lmao

@kanetoejike42

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Wishhuhhh

4 жыл бұрын

ONE DROP KILLS 99.9% SO USE TWO DROP

@jamesroland1234

4 жыл бұрын

The 0.1%:

@annav1859

4 жыл бұрын

600th like

@equicness7079

4 жыл бұрын

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

As a professional Japanese speaker, I can verify the subtitles are 100% true.

@baybayay

3 жыл бұрын

You say that like speaking japanese is a profession and a job

@whichsherice

3 жыл бұрын

@@baybayay It is lmao.

@imranyspiano9654

3 жыл бұрын

No, they’re 99.9% true.

@rizaldorizkyramadhan5850

3 жыл бұрын

@@baybayay 🤦🏻‍♂️Japanese Language Teacher: Iam a Joke to you?

@aminasharmeen1077

3 жыл бұрын

It is ... Ppl of japan are very good at it .

DIO: Di-Did you just sneeze! Joseph: Oops, let me just get my tis- DIO: *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

@commanderstars7631

4 жыл бұрын

I got it to 420 I feel great

@theradiodemon6587

4 жыл бұрын

@@commanderstars7631 500,How about that

@commanderstars7631

4 жыл бұрын

@@theradiodemon6587mmmm does it have weed? No then not that great

@commanderstars7631

4 жыл бұрын

My phone is at 69 percent I wish it was for 420 but it's 4:15 I'm a little sadಥ‿ಥ

@theradiodemon6587

4 жыл бұрын

@@commanderstars7631 .

Both are clearly the good guy because i don't know anymore. (Edit : Too much people disagree)

@kiphackman702

4 жыл бұрын

Are you saying he wasn’t the good guy in the original JoJo’s.

@charact8063

4 жыл бұрын

Well, no exactly i'm trying to say i respect DIO as good guy or bad guy.

@flamed_bars7299

4 жыл бұрын

I make comments but he isn’t wearing a mask.

@charact8063

4 жыл бұрын

Vizant, DIO can stop infection anytime even without a mask because he can stop time.

@g.t.hoppio

4 жыл бұрын

Dio: Normal people Jotaro: People with the corona

Can’t blame dio he’s just trying his best not to get covid-19

@tundrafrost9404

4 жыл бұрын

This comment has been around for a month with no replies, so here you go.

@Anitok.mp3

4 жыл бұрын

@@tundrafrost9404 bless you

@Luis_Diehl

4 жыл бұрын

Not really, he forgot to wear mask

@synxz1046

4 жыл бұрын

Dio spreaded germs to Joseph and Jotaro

@UnableStuff

4 жыл бұрын

But isn't DIO a Vampire? He can't get covid

*Dio:* No, stay the f*ck away from me. _Walks closer to Jotaro_

@naytj4l126

3 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it.

@GeneralYTer

3 жыл бұрын

@@naytj4l126 same

@RobloxTDGames

3 жыл бұрын

Sanata

@josephstalin174

3 жыл бұрын

Caesar : Santa Joseph : Satan

@annoyingchild5934

3 жыл бұрын

[Santa]

Jotaro: *I can't kill you without spreading the germs and getting closer* Dio: *Oho! Then come as- actually no thank you*

@fatlama5485

4 жыл бұрын

*[santa] Then come as- W-wait d-don't do it!*

@polterghast678

4 жыл бұрын

Then proceeds to get closer to Jotaro

@clientcomun1958

4 жыл бұрын

@@polterghast678 i can't test him for covid 19 if i don't close the distance.i forgot my n95 though....

@user-sm9tk1ur8k

4 жыл бұрын

If Dio wasn't immune to every germ out there, he'd be dead long ago. Drinking blood would require super powerful immune system.

@DevilRayRex666

4 жыл бұрын

LemonLemon Z XD

[Santa]

@DeMorce

4 жыл бұрын

Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die Jaeger! Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da Shikabane fumikoete Susumu ishi o warau buta yo Kachiku no annei kyogi no hanei Shiseru garou no jiyuu o! Torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no koushi da Jouheki no sono kanata emono o hofuru Jaeger Hotobashiru shoudou ni sono mi o yaki nagara Tasogare ni hi o ugatsu guren no yumiya Ya o tsugae oikakeru yatsu wa nigasanai Ya o hanachi oitsumeru kesshite nigasanai Genkai made hikishiboru hachikiresou na tsuru Yatsu ga ikitaeru made nando demo hanatsu Emono o korosu no wa dougu demo gijutsu demo nai Togisumasareta omae jishin no satsui da Wir sind die Jaeger! Honoo no you ni atsuku Wir sind die Jaeger! Kouri no you ni hiyayaka ni Wir sind die Jaeger! Onore o ya ni komete Wir sind die Jaeger! Subete o tsuranuiteyuke Angriff auf die Titanen Der Junge von einst wird bald zum Schwert greifen Wer nur seine Machtlosigkeit beklagt kann nichts veraendern Der Junge von einst wird bald das Schwarze Schwert ergreifen Hass und Zorn sind eine zweischneidige Klinge Bald eines Tages wird er dem Schicksal die Zaehne zeigen Nanika o kaeru koto ga dekiru no wa Nanika o suteru koto ga dekiru mono Nanihitotsu risuku nado seowanai mama de Nanika ga kanau nado Angu no soutei tada no gen'ei Ima wa mubou na yuuki mo Jiyuu no senpei kake no kousei Hashiru dorei ni shouri o! Kaserareta fujouri wa shingeki no koushi da Ubawareta sono chihei sekai o nozomu Ehren Tomedonaki shoudou ni sono mi o okasare nagara Yoiyami ni shi o hakobu meifu no

@treygaming7341

4 жыл бұрын

@VAVATK The Bacon Hair xD

@shinigummyl1586

4 жыл бұрын

[Satana]

@giselengimbi2705

4 жыл бұрын

@@TsotneSV Maybe he's just summoning a demon.

@reishinsama

4 жыл бұрын

I literally died

Coronavirus: "Oh! You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to COVID itself?" Scientist: "I can't develop a vaccine without getting closer!" Coronavirus: "Oho! Then come as close as you like."

@dexieleighyan2625

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... That's true...

@superjonnchew7739

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@superjonnchew7739

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@maxmanchik

4 жыл бұрын

LOL that's true

@infiniteeon9663

4 жыл бұрын

@@Raccon_Detective. COUGH COUGH COUGH ZA SNEEO

I love how their stand range is 2 meters which is about 6 feet so they really are social distancing.

@jruler93

3 жыл бұрын

Well Star Platinum has the Star Finger. I dunno if The World has any equivalent, but DIO himself should still have the Space Ripper Stingy Eyes.

@vexedoutemraldv2og497

3 жыл бұрын

@@jruler93 technically dios stand deployment range is 10 meters so...

@jruler93

3 жыл бұрын

@Rocco Dude, do you remember what the fight was like in canon? Jotaro and Star Platinum can move for a second or two in DIO's stopped time, so he couldn't get too close to Jotaro without getting hit, and even for a vampire with a body as strong as Jonathan's, a hit from Star Platinum *_really_* hurts, especially when there's intent to kill, which Jotaro definitely had in the fight against DIO. That's why DIO started throwing knives in the first place.

@dio4254

3 жыл бұрын

jruler93 DIOs range is 10 meters

@jruler93

3 жыл бұрын

@@dio4254 No, The World's time stop range is 10 meters. DIO's range with the SRSE would be much greater than that. But he didn't use his vampiric powers against the Crusaders because he believed that the power of The World would be sufficient. Against almost anyone but Jotaro, he would've been right.

Congrats, this made it into my recommendations

@cristianlondono4199

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@sulflix

4 жыл бұрын

Same bro.

@Kazzy234

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@kakyoin9355

4 жыл бұрын

No one can just deflect the recommendations

@yang3479

4 жыл бұрын

me too

DIO : dont approach me Also DiO : approaches

@SporkyCraexy

4 жыл бұрын

That's why its called Bizzare Adventure

@diobrando4024

4 жыл бұрын

At least i wear mask now

@Idlydonte

4 жыл бұрын

@@diobrando4024 be sure to social distance

@diobrando4024

4 жыл бұрын

@@Idlydonte Yeah

@crackplatinum1783

4 жыл бұрын

@@SporkyCraexy a gay priest who reset the whole fucking universe just for his blonde vampire boyfriend, yep, just a normal day in JoJo's bizarre adventure...

Japanese: **exists** Subtitles: *Reality can be whatever i want.*

Dio but he's more afraid of the coronavirus than getting killed by Jotaro

Jotaro needs to get closer to activate his stand Jotaro needs to be closer than 6ft to attack Dio Don't be like Jotaro Stay safe

@eyeris4050

4 жыл бұрын

WRONG Jotaro has a range of 2 meters, which is ar und 6 and a half feet, meaning he can properly do social distancing while fighting DIO. He just has to be very careful about the distance in between

@frogfrog6530

4 жыл бұрын

@@eyeris4050 Thank you, I miscalculated

@landsbergnascimento3008

4 жыл бұрын

T h e f

@knuxol3894

4 жыл бұрын

No

@abandonedlmao9433

4 жыл бұрын

He can do ROCC THROW OR STAR FINGER

DIO is me when my friends try to come over

@dixtir69

4 жыл бұрын

Why doesnt this have no comments lol

@commanderstars7631

4 жыл бұрын

@@dixtir69 I have no idea I guess nobody can relate

@dixtir69

4 жыл бұрын

@@commanderstars7631 but theres 200 likes

@commanderstars7631

4 жыл бұрын

@@dixtir69 just noticed that they probably got nothing to say then

@commanderstars7631

4 жыл бұрын

@@dixtir69 but this is the most likes I ever gotten and I feel kinda proud

Stand master: Santa Claus Stand name: HoHo Stand ability: spacetime compression and expansion. HoHo's power allows large objects to fit into small spaces. Santa primarily uses this ability to store billions of presents in a single bag, as well as to maneuver himself through chimneys, air conditioners, and ventilation shafts. Because space and time are intrinsically conjoined, this ability also allows Santa to dialate time, stretching it so that he can visit every house on the planet in a single night.

@substituteaccount1915

4 жыл бұрын

BRUH THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

@jonathankent1517

4 жыл бұрын

I'm disappointed that you didn't call the Stand "Jingle Bell Rock".

@keilafleischbein59

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathankent1517 Jingle Bell Rock is the Japanese dub's name. HoHo is the non-trademarked English translation.

@stonefree7973

4 жыл бұрын

Watch this be Kaato's Stand

@rotundmonibuv5103

4 жыл бұрын

Part 9 main villain

"No, stay away from me." *Immediately proceeds to walk closer* Edit: whoops, thought I was original. My bad.

@yaboyjaygotit

3 жыл бұрын

Goodbye jojo!

Even though your grandfather, Joseph died after he sneezed on me and the World 😂

@conntoons_4848

4 жыл бұрын

SkeletonLord Huh... I... didn’t even notice...

@conntoons_4848

4 жыл бұрын

Weird....

@del3740

4 жыл бұрын

Conn Toons *jospeh*

@conntoons_4848

4 жыл бұрын

Why is it that when I _want_ the autocorrect to work, it doesn’t

@jeromemonteiro8062

4 жыл бұрын

@@SkeletonLordRL lmao

Dio: Stay away from me- Also Dio: *walks toward him*

DIO; immortal, survived decapitation, survived being stuck on the ocean floor for a century, survived being a vampire whilst living in the middle of the desert. Also DIO; afraid of a virus

More like: “Polnareff must be quarantined somewhere”

@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee

3 жыл бұрын

And Kakyoin must be hoarding Cherries somewhere

This should be an ad on social distancing and what to do when someone comes closer to you

@akisumamember1220

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I agree

@randomiser9713

4 жыл бұрын

Specially the last scene.

@vlitragaia5969

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomiser9713 You carry knives on standby?

@yoozy3800

4 жыл бұрын

yes, summon your stand and beat the living shit out of them, if corona doesnt kill them, i will.

@hunterroboticwolf1084

3 жыл бұрын

@@vlitragaia5969 you mean you don't?

When you think , the coronavirus *STOPPED* most activities of *ZA WARUDO* The coronavirus is just a stand CONFIRMED

@crackplatinum1783

4 жыл бұрын

@Dedrich Hess the dude who ate the bat soup of course

@Yuri_of_literature_club

4 жыл бұрын

Dark...way too dark

@Shadic-rf8dg

4 жыл бұрын

@@crackplatinum1783 so its a requiem stand now...

@athan-su6jq

4 жыл бұрын

Fugo invented coronavirus with his stand purple haze

@t3rrablox582

4 жыл бұрын

GREEN TEA

"Stay the f#ck away from me" says as he walked towards him

DIO is the lesbian vampire who’s basically the modern plague doctor, But without he bird mask.

@soperf9299

3 жыл бұрын

He’s bi

@andrewgholami3309

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

This is a true cultural icon. We will be looking at this video as historical documentation of our weeb culture for years. This virus is so bad that it transcends dimensions.

@iamdeviljho2795

4 жыл бұрын

And time

@TheXenoxen

4 жыл бұрын

"Weeb culture" I want out

This is proof that quarantine made the JoJo fandom peak to the memes

Dio: No, stay tf away from me! Also Dio: proceeds to approach Jotaro

I just realized Johnathan’s dog, Johnathan and Dio died from heat...

@chiokechase7286

4 жыл бұрын

When I saw that I was like Did this man really feed his dog a grape

@krismosqueda3998

4 жыл бұрын

Well technically Johnathon died from the wounds Dio gave him before the explosion or flames could kill him.

@dogeisgod6212

4 жыл бұрын

@@krismosqueda3998 oh.. so johnathan dies of dios hot lazer

@dogeisgod6212

4 жыл бұрын

but its still HOT ohhhh

@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN

4 жыл бұрын

@@dogeisgod6212 dang nice username, are you apart of the cancel culture squad?

Dio: I must kill anyone that had it Me: But you’re a vampire that sucks people’s blood...

@georgerockwell149

4 жыл бұрын

That’s why he tests them first, to make sure they don’t have COVID. Duh.

@Mercurial910

4 жыл бұрын

I guess, but as I recall, this isn't a bloodborne disease.

@georgerockwell149

4 жыл бұрын

Mercurial Why wouldn’t it be? Coronavirus spreads through bodily fluids, and that would logically include blood.

@Mercurial910

4 жыл бұрын

@@georgerockwell149 Perhaps you're right. I figured, it's a respiratory disease, it would mainly exist in fluids originating from there. I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk like I know anything.

@georgerockwell149

4 жыл бұрын

Mercurial It’s fine, don’t worry. Have a great day!

I, Giorno, Practice Social Distancing.

@jakobthe

4 жыл бұрын

No u

@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong

4 жыл бұрын

Giorno could just use use GE to make a cure like he did for the Purple Haze virus tho.

@MamboCat84

4 жыл бұрын

COVID EXPERIENCE!!

@giornogiovanna3038

4 жыл бұрын

Im the only one

now it's time to finish you off... **cough** *NANI!?!??!?!?*

I love how Jotaro is trying to ask for Dio to test him for covid-19 in such an angry tone lol

“Stay away” *proceeds to walk towards jotaro* Edit: I didn’t know Dio was a plague doctor

@archer24

3 жыл бұрын

Me too a vampire plague doctor

@weebishusername9288

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, is he actually?a

Ok, now I understand that it came from Jotaro's mom who was the first one with this virus

The first fight where dio is the good guy

0:54: 'no, stay the **** away from me' proceeds to approach him

Virgin Hidrogen Iron: -Range of 2 meters -Fisical contact required -No protection Chad Hierophant Green: -Can unstring himself to extend his range -Can throw emeralds -Mask and possible hazmat suit

@dieselengineman

4 жыл бұрын

Physical*

@abandonedlmao9433

4 жыл бұрын

@@dieselengineman dont fuck noe

@dieselengineman

4 жыл бұрын

@@abandonedlmao9433 ... Why

@abandonedlmao9433

4 жыл бұрын

@@dieselengineman nobody wants grammar pussies now

@dieselengineman

4 жыл бұрын

@@abandonedlmao9433 do you have to be that rude?

Dio: *”Stay tf away from me.”* Also Dio: **decides to get closer**

1:11 Literally how i decribe DIO's Stand in Anime discussions.

"No, stay the heck away from me" *Walks towards Jotaro*

1:24 it may just be me, but i find The World’s sound design really nice frprrrrrrrrrrrr

@corim8799

4 жыл бұрын

(moves) b b b b

@jafarr6924

4 жыл бұрын

gold experience requiems sound design is better

@mrozan3578

4 жыл бұрын

@@corim8799 🅱️ 🅱️ 🅱️ 🅱️

@MamboCat84

4 жыл бұрын

Physicists: you can't mess with the space-time continuum DIO: haha ZA WARUDO! go frprrrrrrrr

Funny thing is that jotaros stand is a 2 meter stand which is about how far you should social distance

DIO: Stay away Also DIO: *walks closer*

1:50 Kim Jong Un when heard about Coronavirus ( probably )

@ProGuitar555

4 жыл бұрын

China too

@hitkid2456

4 жыл бұрын

@@Insularish Iran then

Right now , 2 things are everywhere around the world: Corona virus and Jojo memes.

I like how Dio now is a good guy trying to get of the virus

To think, I've been watching the clean version this whole time... Thank you.

Right when Joseph is about to die they should’ve made him say something like, “ JOTARO!! STEP AWAY OR YOU WILL GET THE VIRUS!*

He “cured” Joseph an jotaro, and he also has the ability to make zombies... Hmmmmmmmmm

@DaikhanYT

2 жыл бұрын

SCP-049

These subtitles are the most accurate to Crunchyroll I've ever seen. When I started watching I thought they were straight from CR. Well done.

everything from the great subtitle edits to jotaro’s face mask is fucking perfect

Kars really had the right idea with those masks, huh?

@Deatlod

4 жыл бұрын

Yes but he has already prepared for this pandemic so he knew he will be stuck in space if he fought Joseph due to a volcano

They should be punching with gloves on

@WiseAndMystical

4 жыл бұрын

Flano No, you’re not supposed to we’re gloves. They carry germs.

@flano3009

4 жыл бұрын

Axricx no when they punch they can’t get the virus cuz they won’t be touching hands only the gloves

Dio: Stay the fuck away Also Dio: Proceeds to walk towards jotaro

See, after all Dio is a very respectful man. He follows all the security measures.

DIO: “Stay the fuck away from me” *Proceeds to walk closer to Jotaro*

There should be a syringe or some medicine instead of a knife or some other disposal stuff you know what I mean.

@neitherlink6612

4 жыл бұрын

There is no vaccine, so the only cure is to kill the infected and burn their bodies. DIO is smart.

@muhammadayesham2622

4 жыл бұрын

@@neitherlink6612 and don't be an idiot about killing others remember that people have recovered,even though not all.

@lev12315

4 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadayesham2622 why you treating this as real life

@muhammadayesham2622

4 жыл бұрын

@@lev12315 he is too. Isn't it Trump who said kill your relatives if they don't recover.

@mile.9768

4 жыл бұрын

Muhammad Ayesham He was obv joking dumbass

" No, stay the fuck away from me " proceeds to *approach*

“The worldo will make u stay the crap away from me”

Jotaro: *Coughs abruptly* Dio: ...Want to know what death feels like?

“Get away from me.” **walks towards him**

Dio : No, Stay the fuck away from me. Also Dio : *Comes closer*

0:54 When a bully wants to fight 1:09 When u friend has ur back from the bullies

Missed the opportunity to say “polnareff must be self quarantining somewhere”

When you think infront a man is about to sneeze: 1:33

"No stay the fuck away from me." *proceeds to come closer* - DIO 2020 0:56

Covid-19 :*Exits* Everyone : Nigerundayo

"Even though your grandfather Joseph died after he sneezed on me and The World"

0:05 And we are here, Still Waiting on Kakyoin's Test so we still dont know if hes positive or negative hes still an PUI

I see remakes of this fight everyday on my recommended list like how good can it be

DIO: no, stay the fuck away from me. also DIO: *walks closer*

@NarutoUzumaski

4 жыл бұрын

That's why I got my Mask

Dio: and that's how son I stop the spread of Corona Giorno: dad my friends are getting killed by a gay looking mafia boss that trys to get the requiem arrow *IM BUSY IS WHAT I AM SAYING!* Dio: don't speak to me and your biological father dead body in that manner go to your room!

@jiojiovana3741

4 жыл бұрын

wuuuurriiiiiiii

@N-wordSans

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@setimang3982

4 жыл бұрын

Now he needs to stop Corona-chan and her stand *[CORONA: BITE ZA VIRUSU]*

@bubble5510

4 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum the world requiem, how do you know me and dio had that conversation

@diobrando4024

4 жыл бұрын

@@bubble5510 Giorno! You forgot your mask!

You should've of said for dio's part: "instead of social distancing, you're coming right to DIO himself"

1:25 me when I see somebody coughing either on me or somewhere in public

liking this just because you put "goodbye jojo" at the end lol

0:03 everyone during the pandemic giving each other the stare:

Jotaro:*starts slowly walking towards dio* dio:*starts slowly walking away from jotaro*

Dio stops time and then jotaro coughs and DIO’s thinking oh hellll no this nigga Jatoro still fake coughing. XD

0:53 DIO: stay away from me! *walks right to him*

GOT DAMN IT JOJO, I JUST WANT TO PROTECT EVERYONE FROM THE VIRUS...... from my son's friend.

0:37 Ahh yes, my favorite anime character *Joesph* Joestar

@archer24

3 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂😂😂 it's perfect

@reginaldcopperbottom4349

3 жыл бұрын

*NIGUNDAYU*

This is so perfect LMAO

Dio:you will be test if you got coronavirus Jotaro:

Keep away from me

@diobrando4024

4 жыл бұрын

Hey me, don't forget your mask

A better sub woulda been “Six feet, SIX FEET!” but that’s just me🤷🏽‍♂️

Muda muda muda muda muda muda muda Your germs won’t hurt me if I’m 7 feet away from you!

I should've known that it would be a matter of time before someone made a video like this.

0:10 kinda sounded like he said "corona"

Lmaoo

I love how he added the "GOODBAIIII JOJOO" thing from part 1

Jotaro:I can't beat you up without getting closer DIO:NO SOCIAL DISTANCING

I’ve never watch Jojo or any JoJo related content on KZread but this made it into my recommended congratulations this was golden

Dio: dont you dare come clse me . Procceds to get closer

DIO: No stay the fuck away from me! *pRoCeED tO wAlK iNfROnT oF hIm!?!*

*Coronavirus takes 1 step forward* DIO: oh so you're approaching me?

I just realized that The World is literally the World Health Organization in this context.