He looked so big until conan appeared and he suddenly shrinked WTH

@GinaJonesStillettoQueen

5 жыл бұрын

Conan is just huge af

@miniaturelabyrinth7765

5 жыл бұрын

Conan is Swedish size. No wonder people look small compared to him.

@abdulsamadkhan88

5 жыл бұрын

No josh is short

@J040PL7

5 жыл бұрын

conan is 1.93m

@kay9301

4 жыл бұрын

Well Conan was birthed from a giraffe and a skyscraper so it’s not really Joshs fault he looks so small

"I had to return a jar of pickles to trader joe's because I couldn't open it" LMAO

@sweetnothing5877

6 жыл бұрын

That line really got me because I've done the same thing at TJs, except it was a jar of salsa in my case. They really need to do something about how tight those lids are damnit.

@monkiram

6 жыл бұрын

I laughed out loud for like 2 minutes. I laugh out loud at like 2% of the videos I find funny, this was hilarious

@patphatkitten

4 жыл бұрын

I still have a jar of fruit preserves sitting on my table, and I still can't open it.

@AxelMartinez-zk5od

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it crazy lol

@juliat6444

3 жыл бұрын

I have a trick for this cause I'm weak. I stick a butter knife under the lid, use it like a crowbar to let the air out and then you can open it easily.

i’m not even mad that he repeated the clan rally joke from his previous stand up cause it was still hilarious

@xxxhypeboibartxxx3235

6 жыл бұрын

Iceboyz07 I’m mad about that this dude is funny like really funny but if you use the same material you look dumb

@starrgazer9

6 жыл бұрын

That's what all comedians do. It's a new audience who hasn't heard the joke. When it comes to stand-up, it's about crafting a joke, not the newness of it (it's more difficult to write an entirely new joke for every show as opposed to writing new songs for an album). That's why with most comedians, you'll likely see them reusing jokes from time to time.

@user-gp3vf9gb5s

5 жыл бұрын

Iceboyz07 .

@skyskynomnom4674

5 жыл бұрын

Iceboyz07 comedians often use the same jokes for stand up gigs

@donezk98

5 жыл бұрын

I still loved the catfishing Dale build-up from the first show so much that it didn't hit as hard as then... He is still a hilarious dude of course

"Have you ever had your life saved by someone when the stakes were incredibly low?"

@MCAndyT

6 жыл бұрын

"... there's no bottom..."

@fuckinwhat7626

6 жыл бұрын

Literally me everytime I'm with my friends lmao

@Galaxy-rj1kj

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Thompson my girlfriend

@shintaro_7261

6 жыл бұрын

I feel that joke was really over looked tbh

@typacsk

6 жыл бұрын

I have, actually... I was sawing down a prickly-ash tree (well, "tree"), and a friend caught it before it could fall on me and stab me in the skull.

"He's going to art school, he's trying!" NO.

@celeste946

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I heard that guy failed too and was rejected. Wonder what that guy's gonna do next.

@erenjaeger0794

4 жыл бұрын

@@celeste946 probably start a baking company? Or even build the biggest oven in the world?

@curranfrank2854

3 жыл бұрын

@@celeste946 He'll definitely have a lot of struggles. Wonder if he'll write a book about it

I feel like the audience didn't give him enough credit for each jokes because they were so caught off guard by him...

@guilty326

6 жыл бұрын

I feel like it was a paid tv audience

@carterdrake651

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@patrickcollier9393

6 жыл бұрын

Aaron Kilty they’re not paid Source: been to a late night show

@Menibor1

5 жыл бұрын

Or maybe they didn’t think he was funny......

@INFILTR8US

5 жыл бұрын

@@Menibor1 trumpers gonna trump

"are those clan ribs?" 😂😂😂

@Regimeshifts

6 жыл бұрын

Best line in the set

@jimmybones3283

6 жыл бұрын

LOL! CLASSIC!!!!!

@Salman.khan786

6 жыл бұрын

I think you need to go again, I need these every Sunday. hahaha

@kingfat5261

6 жыл бұрын

You bet haha

@nicolasdiaz1542

6 жыл бұрын

look up josh Johnson catfishing the clan. It's not super funny but how could you not watch something with that title

Everybody looks tall untill Conan comes up and stands beside them

*CLAN RIBS*

@shadyflavor1

6 жыл бұрын

JDR 235 KLAN RIBS

@almightyinky

6 жыл бұрын

JDR 235 Indizzle

@thirdeye9698

6 жыл бұрын

I can’t taste racism and these ribs are *amazing*

@rwoosh6609

6 жыл бұрын

JDR 235 it’s KLAN NOT CLAN

@changedman430

5 жыл бұрын

KLAN RIBS LOLOLOLOL

“maybe ya friend Dale invited you” me: DALEEEE

Looks like a dark one punch man

@namnmerkki

6 жыл бұрын

Stevenson Gibbs lmao true even his facial expression is the same

@psycold

6 жыл бұрын

With multiple punch lines.

@jouvon

6 жыл бұрын

hahaaaaa

@mikejonesss

6 жыл бұрын

Saitama Johnson

@oliverm3589

6 жыл бұрын

Consecutive Normal Punchlines

Josh is literally one of my favorite comedians right now I hope he blows up and gets crazy famous he deserves it.

@TheKinglear14

2 жыл бұрын

You don't even know him lol

@KOKO-uu7yd

5 күн бұрын

He IS! HE is... 😁😁

'We're the only species where the women mate with the weak'🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

Hilarious dude! Wonderful set, really enjoyed all the jokes. I think he's got a bright career ahead of him.

I love how he always smiles before saying "until you go to your second klan meeting"

Conan seems sincere this time when he complimented his guest.

@noumenon3020

6 жыл бұрын

Conan seems rather woke as of late.

@TWINSNAKE47

6 жыл бұрын

Bc otherwise he would be racist

@kameronrichardson2266

6 жыл бұрын

TWINSNAKE47 not really

@MisssKayy

5 жыл бұрын

Conan has always been woke. He's always been highly intelligent and witty. Also very humble and sincere. He's still a Harvard man though!

The Facebook thing spoke to me on a personal level for real, so true. Got so bad and so depressing I just disabled it. Such a waste of time.

@SomethingSeemsOff

6 жыл бұрын

hell yeah man! props :)

@TCt83067695

6 жыл бұрын

DarkestofTimes same here. Deleted the app from my phone

@TEFFTPATTERN

6 жыл бұрын

Some people don't shut it off because they get into this trend of watching other peoples' lives and it becomes a story, they think by shutting it off they aren't going to know what's happening and they'll just be too curious. A few days to a week after you shut it off you realize quite clearly how little those 'stories' ever meant to you

@salmam7996

6 жыл бұрын

DarkestofTimes Instagram is the same DX

@DarkestofTimes

6 жыл бұрын

That statement couldn't be more true, it's amazing how irrelevant things seem to matter until they don't, they have power over you until you get fed up and decide to pull the plug, then it's like you'd could care less and can't understand why you ever put so much stock in it.

Seven minutes goes fast with this guy.

damn he looks so tiny next to conan

@andreashort310

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the sizes of their heads are so different!

@Johnged15

6 жыл бұрын

I was about to google how tall Josh is and Conan just to find out why the difference was so big.

@monkiram

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize he was so little until Conan showed up and I was like woah

@bobbymcclure7037

5 жыл бұрын

Conker Juega.

This guy is sneaky funny. What I mean by that is he doesn’t look like he can deliver a good joke, until he tells one, then another one. Rough crowd for such a talented young fella.

“If you get by a possum you become a possum” Is this what happened to Jeff Sessions?

@bunniesforsale4667

6 жыл бұрын

LMFAO! Dude you made me spill my drink out my mouth.

@MisssKayy

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@constancereyes417

2 жыл бұрын

....it's all Science 😂😂😂

"I had to return a jar of pickles to Trader Joes because I couldn't open it." --JJ

He's hilarious...and damn he's so wonderful to look at. He's so handsome. 👌

@cheekybird6560

5 жыл бұрын

Ye 😍

@cheekybird6560

5 жыл бұрын

@@hende8445 reeeee nazi pig

@AoifeLalor

Жыл бұрын

Beautiful.

This is so good!! The audience is afraid to laugh!! I can't wait to see this guy in 5 years when he's famous!!

@gabumonboys

5 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you, he's famous now!

@BeGlamourlicious

4 жыл бұрын

He s famous. I’m German and I know him for quite some time.

@lifeslemons5408

4 жыл бұрын

Nope

@GyzelE

Жыл бұрын

Sadly the dude still isn't famous. I realized earlier i hadn't seen anything new from him in a while. He's still making new material, still hilarious, but hasn't achieved fame like he deserves.

@ChristopherSibert

Жыл бұрын

@@GyzelE Wow, it's fun to come back 5 years later and watch this again. Still hilarious.

Racism: It's Delicious!

@jimmybones3283

6 жыл бұрын

Ahmed Korayem LOL! CLASSIC!!!!!

@amdavad

5 жыл бұрын

it really is if you think about it. given that a person is racist, they would never have had tried the cuisine of the group they are biased against. so upon trying it they might discover something they truly like and were missing out on.

I get a strange vibe from this guy. He seems verry mysterious.

@gryein7223

6 жыл бұрын

The Question it’s his eyes

@Ep-up6ss

6 жыл бұрын

It’s the Klan ribs man, it’s change him

@changedman430

5 жыл бұрын

ella price they do make the best ribs

@2310aaron

4 жыл бұрын

I get that during all his comedy routines.

@ijennamirabelosuji

4 жыл бұрын

ella price 😂😂😂😂

"Doesnt it bother anyone that theres no bottom?" THIS!!!!!! 😅😆😆😆😆

Such a beautiful human specimen.

"had to return a jar of pickles to trader joes cause i couldnt open it" DEAD

Possums are demons. 🤣

@Endy1615

6 жыл бұрын

PerrinLogainKadanFan opossum

I think a lot of people in the comments don't understand what stand-up comedy is. I've seen so many complaints the he reused a bit. Love this guy though i think he's hilarious.

Good stuff!!

Omg, he's hilarious...and that smile..

I just saw this dude open for Trevor Noah... he was hilarious!

6:45 BRAH The height difference is MAD

Anybody else recognize the Dale reference? LOL

@chawndel8279

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, the Dale from Craigslist who is sitting at Finnegan's with his Target popcorn maker. ;)

@susankemunto7750

4 жыл бұрын

Yes 😂😂😂😂😂

Love Josh! Been binging his vids lately and he never disappoints. Adorable & so funny. Hope his career soars!

Damm this Man has jokes and personality

When he started, he was already pretty funny, and that usually doesn't happen.

I keep watching his stand up and it never gets old!

Wow. He made it onto The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon AND CONAN??? He has MADE IT!

I love how the cameraman doesn't bother to track him at 0:32, just in case there was any doubt about Josh not being an alpha male. I know there might just be no one controlling it, but I like the idea of a cameraman that knows that he can wait for Josh to come back. It just makes the bit funnier for me.

6:45 THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE!!! Oh my gosh! He looks like he’s 8 years old standing next to Conan.

I feel like he's one of those guys who's just going to get more and more good-looking the older he gets 😆 Denzel Washington vibes

he's giving me Donald Glover vibes, anyone else?

@MrHerecomesjohnny

6 жыл бұрын

I see what you mean but donglover didn't invent being black and dorky dude

@kraze2373

6 жыл бұрын

yeah not saying he did, just notice some similarities

@zinho223

6 жыл бұрын

Int Kraze The voice is super similar!

@LRBeforeTheInternet

6 жыл бұрын

+Int Kraze Sure, but this guy's actually funny. :)

@StraightEdgeHeathen

6 жыл бұрын

no because this dude is actually funny.

'friend dale' ugh i remember the first edition of this bit, love the full thing with the catfishing part

Hell yea!!

@collinsigbiks9701

6 жыл бұрын

ThisisJoshO Hey, you're from quora

@JoshuaOtusanya

6 жыл бұрын

Yo! How did you find out haha

@collinsigbiks9701

6 жыл бұрын

ThisisJoshO same picture, Joshua otusanya right?

@JoshuaOtusanya

6 жыл бұрын

Yup! Same picture brotha

this person is funny. id like to see 30 min of him. *edit. searched his name of youtube, stuff.

Whoaa he's cute.

Well isn't he adorable

“Well, that’s your opinion” 🤣

He’s so great 😂😂 I wanna see more of this guy!

Good looks and clean jokes!! He's going places for sure.

I was reading comments saying, "oh wow he's smaller-looking next to Conan," but oh my god that's a MINISCULE MAN. I am in awe.

This guy is hilarious! His voice is absolutely amazing.

This dude is actually funny. Keep it up man.

Are those clan ribs?😂

funny and attractive 👌

@irate_desperado8597

6 жыл бұрын

NO! Let him go!

@onev2486

6 жыл бұрын

Don't mate with the weak!

William haynes is that you

@ellebaby825

6 жыл бұрын

😂 omg yes

Where can a man get some great ribs I'm hungry

@DavidSanchez-tf3xo

6 жыл бұрын

Kaleb Smith you know the answer.😂

@zechariah4500

6 жыл бұрын

Kaleb Smith the kkk😂

@kingfat5261

6 жыл бұрын

The clan bitch

@idfk3075

6 жыл бұрын

a klan rally

@margaritam.9118

5 жыл бұрын

Are you a white Southerner? Or friends with a white Southerner? I know a special kind of party xD

Anyone else got shocked when Conan stepped at the end lol, that comedian is so short, I was like oh damn he looks good... Then I saw him next to Conan hhhh

I feel like he's the funniest spoken word poet ever. Like, that's his delivery style and I love it

I knew Josh Johnson was small, he's brought it up in multiple stand-ups before but seeing him stand next to Conan really put it into perspective 💀

Good stuff dude got me laughing

That Cool at the begining was soo cool lol

Creative and original... great job.

That was great. This guy is a character in need of a part!

Really good.

He's one of my new favorites and Im kinda craving for more, but Ive seen him do most of this bit already. I hope we see more of him. Craigslist Klan Dale is still pretty great though.

I have just discovered this man and heard him repeat the same jokes and each time I still have to stop eating so I don't choke on my food. He's really good at this.🎭😂🎭

Josh is fantastic! Love his humour. Needs more credit.

"It's the best stuff in the history of stuff." Yes.. So much yes to this.

amazing smile and delivery.

That reminds me of one time my grandmother opened her trash can and there was a possum in there and I freaked out when she just tossed it out. She just grabbed it and it bit her and she didnt care. They really are scary. She's a possum now...

*it does now* I don't think I can ever go on FB again because I will never stop thinking about this

I can't be the only one who laughed all the way through, wondered why he was so self-deprecating, and then watched Conan come out and said "Okay."

I love the little smile he gets on his face before he knows he's about to say something offensive lol

I haven’t been so happy to discover a comedian since I stumbled across Kyle Kinane. I’ll be watching his career with great interest

One of the most beautiful smiles I have ever seen:)

Before you laugh at the very end Remember Conan is like *6'4"*

@vampiravoid

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why my brain assumed Conan was short, but I had to look it up because the hight difference is insane! I had no idea he was so tall.

This is just amazing

he's gonna go far I hope. I relate to this dude here.

He’s really came up. Nice to see him on tv

Love the dale storie

the second clan meatingbit was from one of his 2004 bits

Had to return the jar of pickles because he couldn't open it. hahaha! Good stuff!

awe! Did they make you cut the start of the story? that's what made it 10x funnier. Still funny.

Love this guy

This guy was really funny

somebody get this guy a Netflix special!

This man is consistently funny.

Best lines I've heard in a long time. Don't change a thing, the audience was not ready because he was so original.

I need more of him in my life

6:50 Omg he’s so tiny 😭😭💞🤧

"Clan Ribs" I'm weak 😂😂😂😂😊

That green lantern one liner killed me 🤣🤣🤣

That was great!

Wow! What a cutie Josh Johnson is!

He’s so charminnnnng

The last joke was in one of his earlier stand up shows