Who should Blo Gogurt have on his podcast next?

@Creative_Toadstool

10 ай бұрын

Andrew Taint

@The_Avarage_Communist

10 ай бұрын

Mageast the most powerful wizard.

@reseballisho1587

10 ай бұрын

Ben sharpie

@not_that_funny

10 ай бұрын

Allen Jone

@bigbillyboombutt

10 ай бұрын

B/o Fon

Mr Peterson is the only one out here talking about the hardships that everyday wizards face just to raise their bone armies

@echodff

10 ай бұрын

Oh please. Peterson is clearly a Changeling. Even his fans know that he's gone off the deep end since he started promoting Archfey ideologies. The man doesn't know his Book of Thay from his Fables of Faerun. He could hardly debone a Dryad, let alone marry one!

@dannydevito5729

10 ай бұрын

@@echodffhe is complicated. Don't act like you haven't been on a tenday bonedust binge and said a lot of hateful things about the druids

@lucasvillasboas5562

10 ай бұрын

@@echodff If you were attacked daily by servants of the unending maw, constantly trying to trap your essence in ontological limbo, you'd be corrupted by the Feywild too. Peterson was right, you need to conquer your shadow ghouls before trying to summon the tapestry breaker.

@Rexie19

10 ай бұрын

⁠@@dannydevito5729the druids are to busy worry about trees and the environment care about us

@ppproductions4770

10 ай бұрын

He never EVER even mentions what knights have to go through, fighting legions of skeleton armies just to get wiped by the skele-snakes!

This is clearly inaccurate. Jordan would've mentioned the Lobster wizard at least twice!

@jeremytitus9519

10 ай бұрын

Bro don’t tell me the lobsters got spells now. The bastards.

@MarSprite

10 ай бұрын

Hail Lobster.

@phalamy9180

10 ай бұрын

And Joe would have brought up the legendary necrochimp at least 10 times.

@ghostnike901

10 ай бұрын

Nah you gotta remember the lobsters are what gave Jordan crabs. He'd definitely try and downplay that

@alexs1954

10 ай бұрын

And the dragon of chaos

Disappointed that Blo Gogurt never said one of his catchphrases like "wow, that's amazing," "it's entirely possible," or "Jaime pull that up."

@cl34ve

6 ай бұрын

Jaime, pull up that encounter between a guy and two owlbears

@squamish4244

4 ай бұрын

"I can't understand you. I'm drunk and stoned."

@DudeSoWin

4 ай бұрын

"No put it back down in the grave! Jaime hurry cast turn undead!!"

@mhill88ify

4 ай бұрын

Maybe even a DMT reference

@peterscissorbike2405

3 ай бұрын

Or "that's wiiiillllddd"

I was waiting for Frank to say, "a buddy of mine is a high mage" or "it's entirely possible"

@asagoldsmith3328

5 ай бұрын

His name is Blo

@DH-rj2kv

5 ай бұрын

"Jamie, pull up that video where the bone army meets the grizzly bear!"

I just realized Jordan Peterson is basically business casual Kermit. Kermit, Jordan Peterson & Ray Romano in the same room would be too much.

@simonhenry7867

10 ай бұрын

Make it!!!!!

@SeveralGhost

10 ай бұрын

"why is there a talking frog and a sickly man in the Ice Age" -Ray Romano, I guess

@SeveralGhost

10 ай бұрын

@ahhthatsjustgrand6502 that would explain how he became powerful enough to be granted the council of The God Lobster

@gorillaguerillaDK

10 ай бұрын

You will never find Kermit and LobsterDaddy in the same room! Try and figure out why…

@webkid4567

6 ай бұрын

It's very optimistic to think Jordan Peterson would even let Kermit or Ray Romano get enough of a word in edgewise to cause chaos through their personalities 😂

More Joe Rogan guest parodies please. Dying laughing 😂

@sinisterthoughts2896

10 ай бұрын

You mean Blo Gogurt

@Obsidian104

10 ай бұрын

Wait, this was a parody?

@Olsenator

10 ай бұрын

Haha this was a surprisingly good impression 😂

@SineN0mine3

10 ай бұрын

​@@Obsidian104There's a guy called Joe who made a whole channel out of parodying Blo Gogurt, sometimes I forget which one came first.

@giveluminacat10nobles21

10 ай бұрын

​@@SineN0mine3so Gogurt started around about 1997, but Joe didn't get his "parody" (honestly it's just using the title for clicks, ridiculous if you ask me) until around 2006. Obviously Blo makes the superior product, and Joe should be ashamed of taking such good parts of the BGE and watering them down. Of course someone like him would be afraid to eat the uncooked liver of an Elk from the 9th resurrection wave.

I appreciate the inclusion of “crazy bones” under the bone army umbrella. They had a brief but terrifying reign around the turn of the millennium.

@mortona42yt

10 ай бұрын

Femur fiends represent.

@ho0t0w1

10 ай бұрын

Ganatrax save the Territories of Skeet... the Bone Boyz are headed straight to the tip of the Skelly Snakes, mark my words.

@OathBoy_562

10 ай бұрын

Bone boyz let’s go

@SpaceCowboy57

10 ай бұрын

This is such an odd piece of nostalgia that even the other replies seem to have no idea what you're talking about.

@boarfaceswinejaw4516

9 ай бұрын

Under his reign the bone trains ran on time.

By far and away my favorite comedy sketch of all time "Because Galatrax, heee's got the Book of Spells- _heee's_ got the Tome of Whispers! And it's like, unless you've got a silver shield, _good luck_ venturing through Blackwood Barrow! _Good luck_ trekking through the Bog Witch's swamp!"

@davidtaylor142

4 ай бұрын

It's one of the best imitations of Peterson's insane speech patterns I've ever seen

@perryborn2777

2 ай бұрын

It's such a good impression

@infinitestare

5 сағат бұрын

lol reminded me more of that GTA SA cop helicopter dialogue. " I see her! She's beautiful" "HEee is over there, He's a guy!"

i love how the Jordan Peterson accent keeps slipping into an irish accent

@seanrafferty6752

4 ай бұрын

I was wondering if I was hearing that correctly.

@scottbrown7071

3 ай бұрын

😂 ☘️ 🧙 💀 😱🔥🕵🏻‍♂️🤷🤡

@jimmyblood3416

3 ай бұрын

Kermit

@m.fraguelaxd2546

2 ай бұрын

The Irish inquiry probed true again

I think Joe is still mixing up Shadow-slingers with Shadow-mancers. I see why he would be so confused.

@daraghokane4236

10 ай бұрын

Fake intellectual that's why he got his doctorate revoked

@MarcosElMalo2

6 ай бұрын

You smoke as much pipe leaf as Joe, you’re gonna be permanently confused about the shadow world.

This JP impression is perfect. Everything from the mannerisms, to the voice crack, the weird meandering pontificating. (heeee's got the book of spells, heee's got the tome of whispers) AI will never replace artists as long as they keep putting out bangers like these.

@wrathofainz

8 ай бұрын

Don't forget the out of place crying

@jimmyhirr5773

6 ай бұрын

He also does a good imitation of Peterson's Kermit the Frog voice.

@JeronimusJack

6 ай бұрын

AI will not replace artists and they will put themself on the top of the hierarchy

@eu4um

5 ай бұрын

The soft emphasis on the beginning of "hwfisspurs" is fucking sending me

@prototype8137

5 ай бұрын

Why you even bringing up ai though. Nobody over 25 wants ai anything except maybe coffee makers and refrigerators. Its common sense that ai cannot replace human beings. Nor should they. This ideology comes from bureaucratic nutcase and military. Sick of hearing about it, especially on videos that have nothing to do with it. Time and place guy.

I love how the Canadian accent devolves into some kind of bad Irish at several points.

Holy crap! That is a SCARY accurate Jordan Peterson voice and mannerism interpretation! Well done!

@thedimarcoguy

10 ай бұрын

If I close my eyes, I would definitely think it's Peterson

@warlordofbritannia

10 ай бұрын

It’s just the slightest bit too high-pitched, needs a tad more Kermit

@akumakorgar

10 ай бұрын

Not nearly as scary as the Bone Boys!

@LMYS5697

10 ай бұрын

This is an amazing Peterson 8/10 easy

@Jen-br5hx

10 ай бұрын

its not terrrible, but its far from scary accurate lol.

Never really watched a JRE episode before, but this is now my headcanon of what it is really like.

@UnknownLord711

10 ай бұрын

Based on clips it basically is

@theparagonal

10 ай бұрын

An assistant needed to be asked to pull up the hierarchy of the Bone Boys, etc, and then we'd be there

@NoOne-dj1ou

10 ай бұрын

it's actually really accurate.

@adamsmith424

10 ай бұрын

​@@theparagonal"Jamie, pull up bone boys"

@iridiumcaptain

10 ай бұрын

This isn't a parody, it's just a literal JRE episode with actual JP.

"Remember Gallatrax, he's there" gets me every time.

The tiny break at hearing "Heirgarchical" at 0:54 got me hahaha I don't know how you guys keep it together during some of these sketches lmao

This channel deserves to blow the hell up one day, you guys are real ones

@RyeNorth

10 ай бұрын

This is a threat.

@Panda_Gibs

10 ай бұрын

I've seen these comments for ages. Dudes here have almost a quarter million subs. That seems like they've already made it to me. Not every channel garners 5 million subs.

@TheRadioactiv3man

10 ай бұрын

@@Panda_Gibs still they deserve more :)

@sinisterthoughts2896

10 ай бұрын

Dude, they've easily tripled or more there subs in the last year. They are blowing up.

@canteventhough

10 ай бұрын

TODAY.

This is a quality of satire I didn't see coming here. Fantastically done.

@ArchibaldClumpy

3 ай бұрын

It's actually my favorite kind of satire, where they don't belabor the point, but they have one, but at the same time they get really silly with it.

I've watched this video so many times already but I only just realized that it starts with you saying: "Allow me to put this into simpler terms" and that is just the absolute wildest thing to say right before all of this hahaha

This episode really helped me sort out my life. People always hate on blo gogurt for his political opinions but nobody ever talks about how many people he's helped with his podcast! I mean he is just such a good interviewer in the way he leaves room for his guests to talk.

This is still less unusual than the time he burst into tears while describing a southern rock cover band he saw in Nashville.

@CRneu

10 ай бұрын

how about the time he flew to russia to be put into a medically induced coma to detox from opiates? oh wait, did that really happen or was it a joke? who knows anymore?

@LordVader1094

10 ай бұрын

That can't be real lmao

@canadianamateurfilmdude

10 ай бұрын

It makes sense if you understand the context of what he was talking about, regarding music in general.

@martins458

10 ай бұрын

​@@canadianamateurfilmdudelol

@DeadManSinging1

7 ай бұрын

@@canadianamateurfilmdude No. He's just a drug fucked madman

I love Blo Gogurt just sitting there and making one-word comments while JP rambles, that is so spot-on 😂

The cut to him suddenly red-faced and crying is unbelievable

Damn ghost wizards always trying to keep us bone boys down

@historicalaccuracy15

10 ай бұрын

Oh so *that's* why I can't get my bone boy up anymore?

@ry1023.3

10 ай бұрын

@@historicalaccuracy15that’s just erectile dysfunction, sorry bro

That's not just the best JP impression I've ever seen but also now I want to know more about those skelesnakes. More necromancer lore pls.

@dawgiedawg6893

10 ай бұрын

In the mystical realm of Skeent, where magic flowed like the rivers and enchanted forests whispered ancient secrets, a dark and powerful necromancer named Galatrax held sway. His ominous tower, constructed entirely of bones from fallen warriors and creatures of the realm, loomed over the land like a shadow. Galatrax was a master of the dark arts, and his thirst for power knew no bounds. He had harnessed the forbidden magic of the Skelesnakes, an enigmatic order of sorcerers who commanded legions of bone warriors. These warriors were known as the "bone boys," and they were bound to Galatrax's will. One fateful day, Galatrax unleashed a devastating spell upon the realm, opening a portal that drained the land of its mana and magic. The very essence of Skeent withered, leaving the once-vibrant forests barren and the rivers devoid of their enchantment. As the mana dissipated, the Skelesnakes grew stronger, and the bone boys roamed freely, feeding on the residual magic powders that seeped from the sacred soil. The realm's inhabitants, the "crazy bones" and the "femur fiends," were helpless against this onslaught. Desperate and powerless, they watched as their world crumbled before their eyes. But hope still flickered in the hearts of a few brave souls. A group of unlikely heroes, wielding the last vestiges of magic, embarked on a perilous journey to confront Galatrax in his tower of bone. Among them was a young mage named Elara, gifted with a unique connection to the land. Elara and her companions faced treacherous trials and encountered the bone boys and the Skelesnakes' dark minions. They navigated through the barren wastelands, determined to confront Galatrax and close the portal that drained the realm's life force. In a climactic battle that shook the very foundations of the tower of bone, Galatrax and Elara clashed in a fierce magical duel. As the battle raged on, Elara tapped into the dwindling reservoirs of magic within Skeent, channeling the last remaining mana to seal the portal and end Galatrax's reign of darkness. With a blinding burst of light, the portal closed, and the realm began to heal. The magic returned to the land, breathing life back into the forests and rivers, and the bone boys crumbled into dust. Galatrax, defeated and weakened, vanished into the depths of the tower of bone, his fate uncertain. The realm of Skeent had been saved, but the echoes of their harrowing battle would forever be etched into the land's history. As the sun set on Skeent, Elara and her companions, the saviors of their realm, stood as a beacon of hope, a testament to the enduring power of magic, and the indomitable spirit of those who dare to defy the darkness.

Lets say hypothetically, if wizards with guns did do a ben Shapiro impression, would you not be able to conclude, logically, that it would be very funny.

You really nailed Joe Rogan's constantly perplexed expression

true intellectuals discussing real issues

that laugh at 0:53 got me 😂

@g3arjammer837

10 ай бұрын

Yo didn’t expect to see you here…

@PolenarTactical

10 ай бұрын

I follow them for quite some time now. Probably found the "Wizard with a gun" video accidentally by searching something about guns 😅 and i stayed for the humour. I'm amazed that these guys still haven't blown up properly @@g3arjammer837

@DocFleg

10 ай бұрын

He almost didn't make it. I would have lost it.

@a.k47-74

10 ай бұрын

Congrats on your placing in the Brutality match dude!

@s0nnyburnett

10 ай бұрын

Ziga is a man of good taste.

There's a huuuge difference between shadowmancers and shadowslingers, and it is great to have someone addressing this issues, it's really important to differ these two

@robertcarsten4050

4 ай бұрын

Those woke moralists always try and deny the biological differences between shadowmancers and shadowslingers

@carlpanzram7081

3 ай бұрын

​@@robertcarsten4050 Shadowgender is a social construct.

As a lowly bone boy , I’m just glad someone made the distinction. Thanks Jordan !

Oh my gosh, the production value of this is so good. Also, the jokes they’re so good I love them. I hope you guys never stop making videos. Also, I love wizards react. If you guys can do some more, I would love that.

JP's been trying to tell us for years about the wizard who cursed him to sound like Kermit, and no one ever takes him seriously about that 😔 Your fantasy and sci-fi-adjacent sketches always have the right amount of irreverence and plausible lore for me. Like, really straddling the line between "in the right hands I'd be super invested in this stuff" and "this was perfect for a one-off joke." You guys really nail both creativity and restraint.

@taikwin

10 ай бұрын

You can't convince me that they didn't just rip a plotline from one of their homebrew campaigns for this monologue. That was far too well thought-out to be just a script.

@dominicparker6124

10 ай бұрын

his curse is he can't tell anyone

@asagoldsmith3328

8 ай бұрын

​@@taikwinthere's consistency between this lore and the Horno's Hole videos so...

@asahearts1

6 ай бұрын

It's not that he was cursed to sound like Kermit, he's just unironically the avatar of the Egyptian frog god whose domain is chaos.

@MarcosElMalo2

6 ай бұрын

He doesn’t sound like Kermit the Frog. He sounds like Kermit the Frog going through puberty while also having a teary nervous breakdown.

“… the skelesnakes” “Aaoohhhhh!” 😂

Oh my god I NEED more of this Peterson! I can imagine him explaining goblinoid hierarchies in tabletop games

@randomsimpson

10 ай бұрын

"You see, these 'Dragonwrought' kobolds, their dragon-blood is more pure than their contemporaries, and so they achieve a higher status in kobold society. Plus, they grow wings, which makes them, uh, rather formidable in open-space combat."

@michimatsch5862

6 ай бұрын

Femur fiends...so good.

That one friend whos just way more into the game than everyone else

I'm getting the sense that the outtake to usable footage ratio with this one was ludicrous.

@zeeoh5466

10 ай бұрын

"it's hiergargigur" had to have taken at least five minutes

Fun fact, this was going to be a 2 hour podcast but they couldn’t get more than 2 minutes of footage without laughing

Once you realize that JP is actually an immortal shogun warrior cursed by the ancient ones to foresee the coming necro wars and charged with organizing our last line of defense against the skeleton army you start to understand why he loves hierarchies so much

@honkface8751

5 ай бұрын

no, he said he was a warlock

The quality of the costumes, makeup and sets are so far beyond any other YT comedy channel. The Peterson impression is spot on as well!

I feel like I know so much more about wizards now. JP is such a great teacher.

My spine turned to glass at "He's got the Tome of Whispers!"

How you guys ever made it through that heirarghighal bit with straight faces is beyond me. I can't watch it once without cracking up.

God damn your impressions of JP are spot on.

there's a shadow-priest loneliness crisis in today's age and grand wizard peterson is the only online personality who makes these mages feel seen

@jacobkudrowich

10 ай бұрын

That's funny and all But seriously tho, men do have lots of unique challenges in today's society that are being totally ignored at best and downright mocked and ridiculed at worst. I admire Dr. Peterson for being the one to actually stand up and say it and be a positive figure for thousands of men even tho all he tells people are the simple things that a good father teaches their son while they're growing up. It's sad that so many people are missing just those simple things

@countingsheep95123

10 ай бұрын

​ @jacobkudrowich Lots of fatherless children in these comments who *really* don't want to clean their rooms. I clicked a random profile picture going in on Peterson and it's a t-girl talking about depression.

@acksawblack

6 ай бұрын

Young men love benzodiazepines@@jacobkudrowich

@Nodiee1

5 ай бұрын

​@@jacobkudrowichwell the simple things tend to get swallowed up by his conspiracism, misogyny, vitriolic transphobia, and pseudo scientific bs. Also I'm not sure that men really do have *unique* issues these days. Everyone's struggling, everyone's lonely. Everyone's being chewed up and spit out for the benefit of the rich and powerful. Yet JP's followers seem to believe that it's men who really have it tough today and that everyone else has it relatively easy and that's just not true.

@countingsheep95123

5 ай бұрын

@@twosharksinatrenchcoat clean your room

This is unbelievably funny. You absolutely nailed Peterson. Had me cry laughing.

It's truly a blessing to have access to conversations like this one in our time. Two intellectual powerhouses doing what they do best.

While I agree of Jordan Peterson point, I have to point out that gartalax can also be defeated by a planar shift in which while it doesn’t kill him per say, he is trap for eternity or at least till he regained his mana back from all the army of bones.

@musicingflowing

10 ай бұрын

Also, plantar warts.

Now we need the one where he talks about guns and weapons, then the finale of the trilogy where he talks about these two combined. Call it wizards wielding weapons or something like that

@Wizards_with_Guns

10 ай бұрын

hmmmmm

that cry at the end felt so real

"Hey Jamie, pull up the video of the undead bear"

I was behind the curtain on this podcast

@platosbeard3476

10 ай бұрын

Kinky

@Captain_Dick_Swett

10 ай бұрын

I also like to watch

Okay this video has pushed me to finally support you on patreon. Absolutely hilarious!

literally me explaining the plot of any final fantasy game ever

@DFGdanger

3 ай бұрын

Dunkey explaining Metal Gear Solid

This JP impression is absolutely mind blowing. The makeup where he's weirdly flushed yet also grey and ashy is SO ON POINT 😆

That impression is SPOT ON.

Actually a pretty good JP impression ...it's hiercarchical

This is the most coherent Peterson has ever sounded to me.

@Ukraineaissance2014

7 ай бұрын

And the longest hes gone without crying, 2 whole minutes

@rijsmiddel8765

4 ай бұрын

Do you not understand English or something?

@carlpanzram7081

3 ай бұрын

​@@rijsmiddel8765 people who hate Jordan Peterson have never listened to Jordan Peterson. It's 99% just a strawman version of him they are talking about.

That last "hiergarkihal" was fucking hilarious in the bloopers

I didn't stop laughing the whole time.

At first I thought that was actually Jordan Peterson that’s really good lmao

This isn't very realistic. Joe would have never pushed back so hard at the end...

Were they really unable to get a shot of Blo Gogurt with a straight face after "hiergarchical"?

I have no idea what i just watched but damn did I watch all of it, and apparently, it's hierarchical ...it's hiercarchical

"Femur Fiends" actually made me laugh out loud.

Where's "Jamie pull up a picture of the necromancer".

"How many Skeletons are Bricklayers"

Femur-fiend is what I call people who like bone marrow

@lerikhkl

5 ай бұрын

it's also a great band name

You nailed the crying bit.

I was thinking "Yeah this is a good Peterson parody but he hasn't burst into tears randomly" and then boom.

Still coming back to this one…the crying “Um” is just too good to quit watching. How the hell are you able to nail so many characters so well

Can’t believe you got Dom for this sketch

Blo Gogurt is genius. I laughed really hard when I realized Mike Wazowski was the eyeball on his forehead. hahahahaha. amazing

Femur Fiends mugged my grandma behind the local blacksmith's hut.

Every time I hear about either one of these doofus on media I come here for cleansing.

Yo, I just got finished watching your backlog the other day. Great timing! Love your content.

The set design and costuming for this one was incredible. Your videos keep getting better and better

Blo Gogurt's muscles are literally pillows

"they're hiergergoglphal" joe: cracks

the break at 0:53 adds so much to the sketch, keep it up!

This could probably play in the background and i would think this is a real podcast episode

God I would sacrifice everything for this to have a few hours of this to listen to while working

What gets me the most is that no one is drawing the distinction between shadowmancers and shadowslingers. It’s extremely important.

Forgot the part where Joe Rogan asks if chimps can do necromancy to defend themselves from gorillas

this is the kind of vital information america needs right now, wake up sheeple

Perfect, except you lost me slightly at 1:45 because JP has never gone that long without hearing the sound of his own voice. 😂

By far the best argument I've ever seen from Peterson. I now understand that we're all lobsters or whatever.

Great summary by Dr. Peterson on how university administrations raise armies of the undead on college campuses.

Damn you Gallatrax! Friggin BONEBOYS

Please do this every year i keep sharing this. I'm actually a character creature artist in film and vfx and working on a game character that's apart of the skelesnakes because of this skit.

Holy cow that impression was so much better than I thought it would be. Bravo!

Terrifying how far AI has come in such a short time 😰

Some of the best acting you've done. I'd love to see more impersonation skits, y'all absolutely nailed it!

Please. I BEG. Make Jordan Peterson discussing fantasy realms a theme on this channel. I’ve returned to this video hundreds of times

The biggest spell cast was however the fuck this actually happened in my dnd campaign (discussion between two necromancers at a party)

What a fantastic JP impression, I am indeed impressed

1. Dudes Peterson voice is on point 2. This Peterson is 100× more coherent than the real one.

Everyone always asks if that's just how Blo Gogurt is, or is he baked off his coconut

thats the longest i've seen jorpan deterson speak without crying