he looks male, female, young, old, friendly, hostile, joking, serious, all at the same time

@natalierozean5989

5 ай бұрын

That’s what I said. I thought he was a girl until I read comments. Hes a weird androgynous…Not Annie Lennox or Jeffery Star androgynous… but like a cartoon or no….a Jabba the Hutt androgynous?

@briangatt2956

5 ай бұрын

Female what? Though😂

@tomchrisfield7348

5 ай бұрын

"It's Pat".

@kha7705

5 ай бұрын

😂❤ dude you are 100 percent right 😅

@Slicksparky

5 ай бұрын

Precisely

This person's built like a MeatCanyon character...

@felin_de_la_nuit

23 күн бұрын

Underrated comment 😆

@nnnnnnnp

23 күн бұрын

Fuuuuuck

@ObserverOfReality1113

22 күн бұрын

Monster Lab

@marcosfern777

21 күн бұрын

Facts

@petermiller1475

20 күн бұрын

Lmfao

Only person in history that could survive the guillotine.

@bradhiser9230

4 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@johnjr757

3 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂 I just about pissed myself 😂😂😂😂

@skeletalwreck

2 күн бұрын

boingotine.

@DB-er9lc

2 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JustScottPaid

2 күн бұрын

You win comment of the year!!!😂👍

I think the strange dude has a higher iq than everyone in that car

@zexnynex777

4 күн бұрын

😂 nailed it

@maxpatenaude2115

4 күн бұрын

I don't know, but....they gonna be quicker than that 😂

@CHAOSGTwwwKiNg

3 күн бұрын

And yet the package said bbq but he still asked

@ArejayyRodriguez

2 күн бұрын

​@@CHAOSGTwwwKiNgjust cause you cant read dont mean you cant read

@RX-8GT

2 күн бұрын

What some nut?,…what are they? Big label says “corn nuts” 🤦‍♂️

When your family tree doesn't have any branches

@lafr0manl518

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 this killed me

@modoc852

5 ай бұрын

Every town has a village idiot.

@joshuamccaulley7040

5 ай бұрын

Fukkin ded lmfao😂😂

@scritchy9033

5 ай бұрын

or is a circle xD

@billystatham2086

5 ай бұрын

only trunks...

Only person ever with no doppleganger.

@trenchk5933

5 ай бұрын

Wrong look up npc car salesman. You know you found the video when the guy keeps saying "come on down" no way that man has a doppelganger

@mikemartinez661

5 ай бұрын

😂

@Ram-1231

5 ай бұрын

LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Dude this is totally underrated comment!!!

@chiprhoads

5 ай бұрын

Corey Taylor has the same neck. I wonder if this fella (I’m guessing that is a he/him) has amazing vocal cords too.

@FiloBetto74

5 ай бұрын

😂

Sticks his whole paw right in the bag instead of dumping some into his hand lol

@keepwatch1434

5 күн бұрын

That's a chick

@bryonbustillos7790

5 күн бұрын

Because they were sneakily doing a drug deal and he left the shit in the bag

@theoriginaldashriprock

5 күн бұрын

What proof do you have it's a he?

@f4ckutube

4 күн бұрын

Gotta assert dominance.

@fartface5172

4 күн бұрын

That's actually pretty genius​@@bryonbustillos7790

"you gotta be quicker then that buddy" got me dead💀⚰️🪦

@skeletalwreck

2 күн бұрын

than*

@CherylReznor-sz8vh

Күн бұрын

We need a name for people like you that go on KZread looking for spelling mistakes lol

@skeletalwreck

Күн бұрын

@@CherylReznor-sz8vh I have a pet hate for the whole then/than thing. It just annoys me way more than the usuals like "their/there" or "were/where". Mostly because they sound completely different and mean completely different things. It seems to be a new thing that I see all the time now. 🤷‍♂️

@user-on5uy9sr7p

Күн бұрын

​@@skeletalwreckfinally. someone else who actually cares.

These are the type of characters I wanna see in GTA 6

@mattykirk2875

5 ай бұрын

I want this to be the main character

@cavemanmoses6169

5 ай бұрын

In scarface, ps2, you can speak to one who loves hamburgers..... DON'T GET PREGNANT.

@Truth-Seeker-333

5 ай бұрын

@@mattykirk2875 He’s only available in Fortnite 😂😂😂

@LoriDawnLynn1981

5 ай бұрын

The hills have eyes version

@reinarae7052

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 #Dead 👽☠️

Discord final boss

@uuuultra

4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sforza209

3 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha

@roccolapetina9272

3 ай бұрын

That gone too far but funny lmao

@TR3NX6

3 ай бұрын

@Itszoleeehe’s a predator

@Iniquityslasher

3 ай бұрын

Reddit people

Got Mike tysons neck with Peter griffins head

@skeletalwreck

2 күн бұрын

yo I think its Rex Heurmann.

@pinkTonya24

Күн бұрын

Omg he looks like Peter Griffin

Hes built exactly like a one piece character.

@marlboro6662

8 күн бұрын

No lie.

@thediplomasta5891

3 күн бұрын

And which fruit did he eat exactly?! The gender-gender fruit?

@petertatai6855

2 күн бұрын

@@thediplomasta5891the dumb dumb fruit 😂

Why do I get the feeling the cameraman doesn’t look too different

@flalien727tb3

5 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same shit 😂😂😂

@user-redheadwithfreckles

5 ай бұрын

Whole entire car sounds like it! 😂

@nickschiller1080

5 ай бұрын

Exactly what I thought!

@elontusk9898

5 ай бұрын

It's his Brother/Father. He looks identical just older.

@mikeypotter5218

5 ай бұрын

Yoooo get outta my head...just hearing him speak, I felt that! 😂😂

He has a mullet because barbers don't know where his neck begins

@zombiegamerz4

4 ай бұрын

💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀

@Patrick-hf5hr

4 ай бұрын

😂

@LdnbabyJ61xx

4 ай бұрын

Fr tho 😂😂

@BoxedByCloudz

4 ай бұрын

LOL

@iongamfong

4 ай бұрын

That's not a mullet it's the way his/her hair grows down the necks😅☠️

Usually trolls come with a riddle to solve

@mr.mojorisin6402

Күн бұрын

Ha! good one Bilbo!

@TheMattC9999

7 сағат бұрын

I think "How's it _goooinng?"_ was the riddle....

The world needs a "brother Nathan" reveal.

If Patrick starfish was a real person living on land

@joe4921

Ай бұрын

So fucking true

@pnklysmooth9888

Ай бұрын

It’s literally Greasus Goldtooth.

@seanpurdy2840

Ай бұрын

Accurate

@PIeasantPain

Ай бұрын

🤣 most underrated comment... omg, I'm dead.

@hungg4469

Ай бұрын

He's built like big chungus.

I will never complain about my shape ever again.

@hippydippydoodaa

26 күн бұрын

Dude for real 😂😂 he's built like the Snapchat logo

@mythic_rl1196

26 күн бұрын

Dont compare urself to worse but compare to better and try to reach em

@Direwoof

18 күн бұрын

Fax I shaped like a damn rectangle but at least im not that.

@redcherry8137

16 күн бұрын

​@mythic_rl1196 don't do this, just work out and enjoy life

@mythic_rl1196

16 күн бұрын

@@redcherry8137 if you think that way your never gonna reach lvl of someone thats better than u wich means u wont better urself

You usually only see this kind of specimen at Walmart after midnight…

@michaelritchie-ch6ib

6 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁

@Cosmikamikaziconsciousness

3 күн бұрын

All are welcome

@davidnickel80

2 күн бұрын

Or greeting you at the door

“We’ve got the DNA results back…Grimace…you…ARE the father!!!”

@Randy-jz9ox

3 күн бұрын

@@mattskustomkreations 🤣💀

@BattleToads1990

Күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@davepane7306

Күн бұрын

You think ur funny do ya

@truckerray7533

Күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that's just sooooooo wrong, lol

You cant see the people in the car but by the sound of them they all look exactly the same. This has to be somewhere where a nuclear meltdown happened

@Issei_loves_rias_gremory

Ай бұрын

😭😭

@diji5071

Ай бұрын

LoL or some crazy chemical run off in the area that went unaddressed

@Nutsacula

Ай бұрын

Iowa, very close!

@jamescausey5888

Ай бұрын

Funniest shit I seen all day🤣🤣

@justman4891

Ай бұрын

Fallout lol

Can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a neck wider than a head

@ricktaylor4real

5 ай бұрын

Guaranteed that’s some cancerous alien growth causing that… his whole body looks like it’s an infectious disease. All I could think of was something from Men In Black is gonna pop out of him! 😂 We truly have STOPPED producing any men now, another 20 years from now there won’t be 8 ozs of testosterone between 50 guys. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@gypsyqueen3806

5 ай бұрын

Look up big ed on 90 day fiancé!!

@ricktaylor4real

5 ай бұрын

@@gypsyqueen3806 🤪🤣 Very on point!! I had forgotten about him! 😂👍🏼

@user-xt2xr4mk9d

5 ай бұрын

Oh you mean like "Weird Science" Chet?😂

@leehannaford9166

5 ай бұрын

Prime Mike Tyson 😳😁

Imagine having this really unfortunate genetical configuration. Like how is that even possible...

@CodeNameV13

4 күн бұрын

😂

@SeraphimGoose

4 күн бұрын

genetical

@andrewhooper7603

4 күн бұрын

@@SeraphimGoose check your dictionary

@ZolFox

3 күн бұрын

@@andrewhooper7603I did. There’s no word “genetical” to be found. The word is “genetic”.

@raz9305

3 күн бұрын

Geneticicity*

The way the guys in the car laugh, reminds of Beavis and Butthead❤😂😂 even the laugh at the end of the video;; ; in the beginning of the video Why does he say "Dont do that, please ...why?" *Sighs**

@practicallyunconscious8043

4 күн бұрын

Makes you wonder. After that he said " You're going to get in trouble with my brother."

They treated him like a safari animal 😂

@6AlphaMikeCharlie9

2 ай бұрын

Ha..So true

@AideSuarez-kp3wu

Ай бұрын

Not sure him or she

@rocketdogticker

Ай бұрын

the shoe fits...

@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn

Ай бұрын

​@@AideSuarez-kp3wu its a he

@EbonyMarshall-tp4ms

Ай бұрын

I'm crying tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

I've never seen a build like this. My european brain can't comprehend

@_h2go_

Ай бұрын

neither than our american brains can

@Skirmisher_01

Ай бұрын

@@_h2go_When we, the Americans, can’t even comprehend the build you know it’s another level of obesity.

@e.k.izzle32

Ай бұрын

yea my american brain can’t either 😂 that neck is throwing me off

@Skirmisher_01

Ай бұрын

When the Americans can’t even comprehend it it’s a whole other level.

@PonyBoy1776

Ай бұрын

Pretty standard for Europeans. Don't be so hard on yallselves

*"Dueling Banjos" playing in the background.*

😂 If Mark Wahlberg became a stay-at-home mom

The way he awkwardly stands just beyond reach and eats their snack.

@thecultivar1711

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@linzeeerinwoodz

2 ай бұрын

🙂🍿

@qbanz00

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ttsuter87

2 ай бұрын

Is it a he?

@tsudagenam6292

2 ай бұрын

Assert dominance

Bro has flies orbiting him at all times

@silkroad1201

4 ай бұрын

They thought he was a cow

@Yrewir

4 ай бұрын

unusual effect: massed flies

@stevebergey

3 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHA, he fuckin does!!! LMAO, When he steals the bag right quick, you can see them all scatter LMAO

@jeffburton2625

3 ай бұрын

Doofy took a doodoo

@Ghost_X_Ghost

3 ай бұрын

@@silkroad1201Nawwww bro😂💀💀💀

I think this individual is the amalgamation of every gender and every human trait expressed at one time.

@user-mv4be1tc2u

3 күн бұрын

Every gender .. both.

@theofficialgreenkane9645

3 күн бұрын

Looks like something from MIB

His mother is actually his sister 💀

This is what 90% of OF subscribers look like.

@boilerhousegarage

3 ай бұрын

You made me feel so beautiful! 😊

@Schnirt

3 ай бұрын

I would be thoroughly shocked if this dude is not the only one of his kind

@IloveJesus777j77

3 ай бұрын

kzread.infoihcTdl30WWU?si=8fbrDeaD_KldDL7z​@@boilerhousegarage

@IloveJesus777j77

3 ай бұрын

​@@Schnirtkzread.infoihcTdl30WWU?si=8fbrDeaD_KldDL7z

@IanVo235

3 ай бұрын

99%*

When your family tree is a stump.

@MattChewycat33

5 күн бұрын

Yikes 😆

@JAYTEAM187

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😊

@flonkplonk1649

5 күн бұрын

When you live in USA and most people look like that 😆

@bradhiser9230

5 күн бұрын

That’s some bill hicks comedy there.

@ffemtx47

4 күн бұрын

No chlorine in THAT pool.

"you gotta be quicker than that" reminds me of the commercial where the old guy is holding a fishing pole with a doller hanging at the end trying to fish people out 😂😂😂😂

"You gotta be quicker than that, buddy." Classic.

I can honestly say I've never seen this shape of human before

@leiad1258

6 күн бұрын

It's called the human thumb

@s33ur3lv3lvly

5 күн бұрын

@@leiad1258nah dog this is new.

@chrisp6365

5 күн бұрын

Head like a silverback

@flonkplonk1649

5 күн бұрын

It's a normal average American look..

@pheonixgray6078

5 күн бұрын

He's got the skinniest legs too, it's wild

He is pretty strange looking but I'd like to see what kind of creatures are behind the camera

@_anthony_4712

Жыл бұрын

You assumed its gender... im reporting you!

@jongrotrian5067

8 ай бұрын

Indeed they sound just as confusing

@Zynith0

7 ай бұрын

@@_anthony_4712was that a joke? I actually can’t tell. And if it wasn’t, you can’t report someone for assuming someone’s gender. Unless told otherwise, people are going to call you by the gender you look like. This person looks male, so people refer to them as male as they have not been told otherwise.

@trevorbowie1704

7 ай бұрын

One is a hobbit ironically named Mario.

@timbuktoo7050

7 ай бұрын

😂

Those elegant lines and seemless transitions from head to body, it's like looking at a horizon unable to tell where neck begins and ends. Bro is DaVinci's vitruvian man 😳

“That’s a Woman?” - the Lorax

@EmilPro-ol5yd

23 күн бұрын

Is a man wth

When your family tree is a bush... 😂

@tonyallewellyn7304

Ай бұрын

LOL True..or a twig 😆

@MrTylerlang

Ай бұрын

Cactus

@dennismarie6599

Ай бұрын

A burnt stick

@shanerice2019

Ай бұрын

Or a perfect circle

@uolocur9356

Ай бұрын

​@shanerice2019 this dude does seem a little necro inclined....

This is like an intro to a horror movie when they get lost and pull up to a random house

@McFarlaneDragonClan

Ай бұрын

You're not joking. He should become a horror actor.

@robertgrover2725

Ай бұрын

The Hills Have Eyes

@franciscoacosta1667

Ай бұрын

​@@McFarlaneDragonClanU too. Perfect horror actitude

@bensmithkent22

Ай бұрын

@@robertgrover2725bigger than their bellies

@ndantona92

Ай бұрын

“Driving around, huh?….”

He look like a character from the hills have eyes and would chase you from the woods screaming .

I can't explain it, but this video is classic.

If Hollywood decided to do a live-action movie of Spongebob he could play Patrick.

@davidlore4775

5 ай бұрын

dont insult patrick lol

@Spititoutloud10

5 ай бұрын

He looks like a super mutant from Fallout 4

@brianbarquin362

5 ай бұрын

Naa this Is the one that puts the pickles under his tongue

@rapstar877

5 ай бұрын

It think it was "she"😂

@theidt925

5 ай бұрын

It's a she actually

He looks like he could be part of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family

@lindsey7951

27 күн бұрын

"You're gonna get in trouble by my brother" I think he may be.

@mythic_rl1196

26 күн бұрын

​@@lindsey7951💀💀💀

@TheAnnoyingBoss

25 күн бұрын

I saw people telling me this thing is called a "sload"

@Ku3r0s

21 күн бұрын

Do you play the texas chainsaw massacre game

@racasas431

9 күн бұрын

Jason's in the family 😮.

Bro looked a bit too hungry

This is the neighbourhood you don’t want to break down driving through.

Bro looks like a MeatCanyon drawing

@NevesThaMenace

5 ай бұрын

Hahaha 😂😂😂😂

@JaCobSTfleur

5 ай бұрын

Yooooo

@brandenminton5859

5 ай бұрын

I think that's a woman. Which makes it even worse.

@exploring_abandoned_aus

5 ай бұрын

Imagine meatcanyon actually draws him☠️

@waldosstatueexperiments-ti2rt

5 ай бұрын

Lmao

He looks hungry and full, all at the same time.

@skinny5771

5 ай бұрын

You have to be quicker Than that buddy

@uruuruis

4 ай бұрын

​@@skinny5771 💣

@user-mi5wf2jx2d

4 ай бұрын

😂

@jameskurtzenacker6381

Ай бұрын

​@@uruuruis💥

@rokarolla

2 күн бұрын

That's hungry talk!​@@skinny5771

I was just waiting for Squidward to show up.

This person dug their own grave with a knife, fork and a spoon.

The build, the orbiting fly, the Bluetooth chip eating, this guy is different

@crazysteve8088

Ай бұрын

The human thumb

@user-ur3xx8fc5p

Ай бұрын

​@@crazysteve8088 Well, he is opposable...😂

@crazysteve8088

Ай бұрын

@@user-ur3xx8fc5p dudes brother is nathan from south park. U cant make this shit up.

@locutusofdork8767

Ай бұрын

They were eating D's nuts not chips

@Bobbish69

Ай бұрын

”Orbiting fly” 💀

It finally makes sense why homie was chewing before he even took his hand out 🤣

@karlbanks9701

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@faieyeager5928

Жыл бұрын

She*

@lemonaid8678

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking, after all this time.

@Heavy210

Жыл бұрын

Under rated comment

@tyandersen4158

Жыл бұрын

@@Heavy210 nah Fr 😂😂

Sloth from goonies really put on some pounds

Well, if Cannibal Corpse ever need a new frontman, he definitely passes the sacred neck girth requirement.

The guy in the car was very smart he knew to bring snacks with him.

@jesusloveyou9523

5 ай бұрын

😂

@roblue9160

5 ай бұрын

You know at the toll you gotta bring snacks if you want to pass through

@bigmizzymike

5 ай бұрын

😂😂

@xymoxx

3 ай бұрын

an offering 💀

@user-cs2mx4lt3q

2 ай бұрын

nah man he's not smart everyone would 😂

That neck has its own thoughts and personality

@bg_ramirez8908

3 ай бұрын

What neck 💀

@MoveWithWoo

2 ай бұрын

Omg

@mrjuanderfuI

2 ай бұрын

Identical twins fused

@OH_SO_GOD_HELP_ME

2 ай бұрын

There’s no neck 💀

@mistersimple1986

Ай бұрын

Neck from head to toe 😂

I didn’t know Quasimodo had a twin

not the fly that flew in his ear 😭 😂

How does he look like he is in middle school and having a mid life crisis

@VeryLovingRN

16 күн бұрын

She!

@AlanaWelker

14 күн бұрын

@@VeryLovingRNnope, thats a man.

@renton1518

8 күн бұрын

​@@AlanaWelker This is one of those aliens Harvard researchers was warning us about.

@captaincaspin5035

4 күн бұрын

being in your 20s/30s somewhere will (if you're the right person) make you look like that

This is how bullies in 90s movies were depicted 😂

@elchuppacabre

5 ай бұрын

Fuck you dude. This dude has a bigger heart than your mom. Hes just playing with his friend

@Jack-hv3uj

5 ай бұрын

I bet if he spread his arms he'd look like he was wearing a wing suit

@DanielBecerra-yi2up

5 ай бұрын

The Simpsons for sure

@whyT14

5 ай бұрын

Hands down best comment so correct it’s hilarious 😂😂😂

@CoffeeIceScream

5 ай бұрын

Totally Nelson

it's amazing this person is alive...medically fascinating

@DYNAMIC_REVIEWS

6 күн бұрын

Why? Cuz of the eyebrows?

He seems like a kind hearted young man just talking and playing around with his friends.

Bro is shaped like Patrick from Spongebob

@cr4zyd4n666

2 ай бұрын

😂

@SixStringSlinger1

2 ай бұрын

That shouldn't be this funny 🤣

@josephdavis8006

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 LITERALLY

@timoshi119

2 ай бұрын

Thats a thumb froom spy kids

@SixStringSlinger1

2 ай бұрын

@@timoshi119 🤣

Spongebob’s Patrick if he grew up in a trailer park.

@exp_fortified7267

5 ай бұрын

💀

@keithwhitburn165

5 ай бұрын

Lmmfao😂😂😂

@twindaddy8291

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@anthonymaestas7298

5 ай бұрын

Damn.. jet engine dog 😂 I’m rolling!

@HighExplosiveDualPurpose40mm

5 ай бұрын

Enjoy the company of such kind and sweet souls while you can and express your fondness for their company at every chance

Dude looks like his bones are slowly melting

“Big back big back yes my back is loaded up with snacks and different foods”😂

He built like my ark character

@feshers

9 ай бұрын

Lol fr

@alexyancy6018

8 ай бұрын

he?

@georgia6947

8 ай бұрын

@@alexyancy6018Yes, Johnny Elbows is a male.

@alexyancy6018

8 ай бұрын

But he... seems so feminine@@georgia6947

@ericcalhoun1054

8 ай бұрын

Omg, lol, he is

I have no idea what i just watched. My brain instantly deleted that one

@kylep3759

5 ай бұрын

Nope, it's still there

@iamthemiracle81

5 ай бұрын

Same

@alexanderrayner4230

5 ай бұрын

But your drain can't delete this. It's imprinted 😂

@jayfro8340

5 ай бұрын

I can't delete this mentally.

@user-ck8qk5yw3i

2 ай бұрын

After spending 10 minutes trying to comprehend just wtf exactly. No its an error. Delete Y.

Seems like a nice person with a good sense of humor.

Looks like a creature i would stumble across on Elden Ring

@robineuvonen224

23 сағат бұрын

I swear I saw one below Leyndell on the Subterranean shunning grounds.

Hes been keeping that horse fly alive for a decade

@matty6146

5 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅

@alexanderaguirre9578

5 ай бұрын

😂

@jamesforrester1566

5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wyatthamilton5644

5 ай бұрын

Ha

@phillewis6378

5 ай бұрын

That fly shit made me laugh so hard good one

The end is beautiful. The way his shirt flaps in the wind, the air of uncertainty as both parties evaluate the situation.

@qbanz00

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@JeremyD1

2 ай бұрын

Old western stand off for some corn nutz 😂

@colin884

2 ай бұрын

@@JeremyD1 😭😭😭😭😭😭This shit had me howling

@eminemenem2586

2 ай бұрын

Yooooooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dyinnnnnn

@CleanerBeats

2 ай бұрын

You got me bro😂

You can tell he's brimming with that "not to bright person" strength. Very dangerous

He doesn’t have a family tree, he has a family stump.

He was plotting as soon as he walked up 😂

@gr8vijay

8 күн бұрын

😂😂

Imagine entering a cave by nightfall and seeing this guys eyes reflecting in the light

@bensmithkent22

Ай бұрын

All four eyes and all four chins

@joellaplant5837

Ай бұрын

"hows it going?" Me in the cave: "AHHHHHHH!"😱

@samsquanch6984

Ай бұрын

You're gunna get in trouble by my bwother.

@user-li3cx1ir2d

Ай бұрын

The last words you hear before he gets you is "you gotta be quicker than that buddy"

@pure_awareness

Ай бұрын

😂

I wouldn’t have taken the corn nuts back after he stuck that nasty bear paw in them anyway. Keep em!!

All roasting aside He seems genuinly Like a friendly simple typical American ....

@iThoughtThisWasHomeDepot

19 сағат бұрын

wtf are you talking about? this guy shows no signs of self awareness nor understanding of social boundaries, nor even a basic sense of consciousness

He looks like Peter Griffin when he asked the genie to not have bones 😂

@steven37c

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@slock1095

5 ай бұрын

SHE

@thescoggfather

5 ай бұрын

@@slock1095 Wait, what? 😆 🤣

@Star.Chaser

5 ай бұрын

💀 hahahaha

@Star.Chaser

5 ай бұрын

@@slock1095nah dude

those flies smell the fresh dookie booty in the area decide to investigate the scene

@kappas6344

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@yuhjeice7186

Жыл бұрын

@@elir.torres8642 😭

@ebonimom6964

Жыл бұрын

You outta pocket for this 😂😂😂

@adiktadoalamusika

Жыл бұрын

they called a k8d in my math class dookie booty😭😭😭

@JohnyClouds

Жыл бұрын

Lmfaooooooooooiiooooooooooo

Lmao I just looked at corn nuts at the store and remembered this 😂

Street name is Shrek. He loves, Loves, LOVES BBQ peanuts.

"How's it goingggg....?" is pure nightmare fuel.

@nothingleft3473

Ай бұрын

Wake up after a night of being black out drunk, nostrils invaded by the thick musky stench of rotten tuna, naked in a foreign bed, turn over to see that face asking, "hows it going buddy?"

@wensylbarironbeard9234

Ай бұрын

How so? Just an individual with disabilities.

@wensylbarironbeard9234

28 күн бұрын

@@13wayz70 well I guess it wasn’t funny? Like why you gotta open your mouth kinda thing.

@NEPHER13

26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@madtrucker0983

21 күн бұрын

​@@wensylbarironbeard9234 Because he's a creep, that's why.

This brings me back to the scene. Where Will Smith said, "In MIB YOU know those people when you're growing up and you could have swore they were aliens.

@DGRIFF

5 ай бұрын

This takes me back to the lady on the plane... "that motherfucker is not real!"

@retsrow2899

5 ай бұрын

His mom and dad are brother and sister

@jayfensom4952

5 ай бұрын

Ahahhahah😂

@earthling1386

5 ай бұрын

Did he ask for sugar water?😂😂😂

@Beregond1861

5 ай бұрын

Hahaha!😂

“The sload comes with its own fly companion.”

@ogvicodinmuncher

4 күн бұрын

What are you quoting? Is it Warhammer?

@Acheron666

4 күн бұрын

@@ogvicodinmuncher Elder scrolls.

@ogvicodinmuncher

4 күн бұрын

@@Acheron666 Thanks

"You're gonna get in trouble by my bwothew" lmao 🤣

When you were supposed to be triplets in the womb, but you just absorbed them both.

@johnjesus02

2 ай бұрын

Use your brain little man. If he's a triplet then he has 2 siblings. He absorbed both of his siblings ​@@harry554

@sahrafarah2270

2 ай бұрын

@@harry554he was supposed to be one of the triplets but he absorbed the other two, hence the "both"

@michaelcowhig2220

2 ай бұрын

Dammmmmmm

@R00SKi

2 ай бұрын

Before the absorption he told them “u gotta be quicker than that buddy”

@cryipticcreep5586

2 ай бұрын

@@R00SKi 🤣

"Gotta be Quicker than that, buddy." 😂😂😂😂😂 My man's had it planned to take the whole bag after he took the first bite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Look at his face after he took the first bite 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Bra said ima take that whole bag 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This shit is a classic frfr

@duke9849

3 ай бұрын

Naw the bag was being eye balled before the first bite😩

@melvinyoungboyz7734

3 ай бұрын

Yeah something changed 😂

bro must have the worst sleep apnea, his neck is so wide 😂

This guy could play the Penguin in a Batman movie.😂😂😂

It’s like Peter Griffin asking for Sugar Water

@dakotareed4232

5 ай бұрын

​@@I-disagree he was making a men in black reference

@dakotareed4232

5 ай бұрын

@I-disagree I'm positive he was it's like a direct quote damn near and the guy looks like that but not as heavy..maybe you haven't seen the movie but that's ok

@gurvirsingh8271

5 ай бұрын

Yooooooooo, that's who that person kept reminding of looooool

@christopherkillman5528

5 ай бұрын

Yeeesssssss exactly hahahaha “Sugar…… in water…… more…more… clears throat”

@ThePickledPirate

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

When your village was evacuated for radiation but one family wouldn’t leave..

@nickotasla3091

Ай бұрын

🤣take it easy

@jameskurtzenacker6381

Ай бұрын

Got me giggling man

@Quin360

Ай бұрын

😭😭

This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen

This is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like 😮

Sloads are a lot more agile than people think. They may put off a soft and gentle posture, but in the blink of an eye. They’ll snatch your goods, your gold, and possibly your life you’re not quick enough…. Always be weary when dealing with these sorts..

@Calyptus187

5 ай бұрын

Sloads? I'm curious now🤦‍♂️🤣

@abercrombiedevedanderaloishes

5 ай бұрын

​@@Calyptus187me too. I'm not familiar with these sloads

@raewolf1

5 ай бұрын

yes, Please splain sloads.....😊

@robburton3255

5 ай бұрын

I’m more concerned about him stealing my wife in the blink of an eye!

@SCARECROWHILL007

5 ай бұрын

I can neither confirm or deny this.

I can smell him through the screen

@JBguitar-cj8pc

7 ай бұрын

Smells like fish, feces, and urine

@SlixMT

6 ай бұрын

God damn😂😂😂

@XXPYR0XX

6 ай бұрын

what is it? must of escaped from the cow farm.

@SlixMT

6 ай бұрын

@@XXPYR0XX god daumn

@panchov77

6 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly

I'd imagine if this is what Winnie The Pooh looks like after taking his body suit off after a long hard day of foraging the forest for honey.

"Mike wazowski, I've got your paperwork."