Johnny literally cured Miguel’s asthma and made him walk again, he’s one of the best doctors in the world

@v_arkhqm

3 жыл бұрын

Doctors and dentists hate him

@v_arkhqm

3 жыл бұрын

(He fixed Miguel’s teeth when he had braces)

@jhovieveenomed423

3 жыл бұрын

Not be a pussy for motivation hahahah

@johnlombardi3455

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@MrsFrisky918

3 жыл бұрын

Strait up fax

“Gender what is this a prank call” one of the best lines in the show

@xnet_cascade6257

3 жыл бұрын

Political Correctness does not exist in this dojo does it!

@caleblee475

3 жыл бұрын

@@xnet_cascade6257 No Sensei

@stevevigilante9944

3 жыл бұрын

@@caleblee475 good

@xGhostNappa

3 жыл бұрын

Or when he tells hawk to get off the spectrum asap

@Speedy-COC

3 жыл бұрын

Might have been moon right?

william zabka's back must hurt from carrying this entire show

@rasheemthebestfirstone3274

2 жыл бұрын

Shii definitely he’s the heart of the show

@joscar062

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad Thomas Ian Griffith had to take over the show

@earthboundmother205

Жыл бұрын

My back hurts from laughing. This is god mode genius

@danielsnekkerhaug141

Жыл бұрын

"SILENCE, my back is fine, don't be a pussy". Would Johnny react to that statement. But yeah it's true regarding William Zabka

@TKDBoy1889

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say he's carrying it because a lot of the characters have been doing great stuff, but he's definitely the most memorable.

“Picked up an illegal” 💀

@AnthonyMartinez_-gf6mm

3 жыл бұрын

My dad is not a citizen and even he laughed

@purpose6113

2 жыл бұрын

@@AnthonyMartinez_-gf6mm I'm a Mexican living in Mexico, and thought that's one of the funniest ones

@joscar062

2 жыл бұрын

@@purpose6113 I’m an American citizen living in Mexico, and even I approve of this 👍

@Ajthelizard1100

2 жыл бұрын

This whole comment is gathering people together I’m so proud

"I hate the Patriots too" LMFAO 😂

@martavioustisby4942

3 жыл бұрын

Most hated football team ever

@ozymandias1759

3 жыл бұрын

Every real football fan hates those puss...

@ninetailedfox579121

3 жыл бұрын

@@martavioustisby4942 Dallas Cowboys: "Are we a joke to you?"

@martavioustisby4942

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninetailedfox579121 same with the Dallas Cowboy only reason because there fans are so Annoying

@wearevenom6435

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a line that I kinda wanna use

What really drew me in when I started watching this show is how Johnny had good intentions but was just unable to get out of that bully mentality. My favorite moment from the first season was how he called online bullies pussies, not because they were bullies but because they didn't do it to the target's face.

@brandonadrien3476

3 жыл бұрын

Or how he smacked a kid's books out his hands at Miguel's school out of habit

@CombatSportsNerd

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonadrien3476 One of my favorite gag scenes from him

@brandonadrien3476

2 жыл бұрын

@@CombatSportsNerd That and when he told Miguel to get rid of asthma, peanut allergies and other made up bs

@AeternusNox.

2 жыл бұрын

Johnny is the human example of a pit bull, and what happens when a pit bull is forced to fight it's whole life.

@johnnysalami27

2 жыл бұрын

Not sure if it’s bully mentality but rather that kids today are soft and if you think being called a pussy is being a bully you are indeed soft yourself but great analysis

Johnny: "What's that thing on your face?" Student: "Sensei, I have COVID..." *rips off mask* Johnny: "NOT ANYMORE!"

@zenstatus9030

3 жыл бұрын

Lamo

@badttwpenphis1327

3 жыл бұрын

“QUIET”

@TheBrokenOwl

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing how he cured Miguel's asthma with a kick, I think if he just kicks everyone in the chest, we'd be alright

@theinvestigativemillennial9381

3 жыл бұрын

Sensi I have a busted leg. *Rips off cast* Johnny: not anymore

@joonasvellend1309

3 жыл бұрын

You can leave your bullshit covid at home

“Um eagles don’t have fangs-“ *throws t shirt at him* That made me laugh

@josefcoloon6963

3 жыл бұрын

And the shirt doesn’t even fit him lol

@oasisgaming6862

3 жыл бұрын

@@josefcoloon6963 wdym he just needs to do some sit-ups

@jorekpl1667

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he knew it was to small for him

@vetarlittorf1807

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly hate the name Eagle Fang. He should've called it Eagle Claw.

@u.v.s.5583

2 жыл бұрын

@@vetarlittorf1807 Throw somebody a t-shirt at this guy already!

100% my favorite character

@dlracer2

3 жыл бұрын

Johnny is completely incorruptible despite all of his many faults. He’s been through the worst of everything. Season 4 Kreese and Silver are going to maim him to the point it breaks his spirit, and Daniel will be the one to bring him back from the brink

@goofyahhgaming3594

3 жыл бұрын

Soo badass

@goofyahhgaming3594

3 жыл бұрын

@@dlracer2 possibly, that’s a good theory

@quecifer9960

3 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@zyvlynbayne6821

3 жыл бұрын

Miguel's grandma is my favorite. But Johnny is easliy top 3.

"Doctor said I might be on the spectrum" J: "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto" 😂🤣

@SpivWiggins

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing. Read this comment as it was said... nice timing. QUIET!

@josefcoloon6963

3 жыл бұрын

And he did get off it

@amjh4lah809

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😭

@annagalante7176

Жыл бұрын

😅

Johnny not understanding technology is a mood and it’s hilariously 🤣🤣🤣

@amxranthine2766

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, cuz its for NeRdS 😂😂😂

@mahad813

2 жыл бұрын

Because he's not a nerd🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

@joscar062

2 жыл бұрын

“This is a pawn shop, not the geek squad”

@yucoldplay392

2 жыл бұрын

Just like a caveman XD

@Black_Knight_-BK-

2 жыл бұрын

"How do I tell my student that I'm banging his mom"

I love how Daniel and Johnny slowly become friends

@kerriethompson2073

3 жыл бұрын

I think Amanda is secretly happy about that too. Lol

@spartanhuntergaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@kerriethompson2073 I think if Kresse weren't Johnny's sensei and it were someone like Mr Miyagi for instance him and Daniel probably would've been best friends

@justkilam1750

3 жыл бұрын

@@spartanhuntergaming fax

@Ben-il3oc

3 жыл бұрын

I was happy after all that teasing they finally join forces

@ninetailedfox579121

3 жыл бұрын

@@spartanhuntergaming If Kreese wasn't Johnny's sensei then none of this would have ever happened.

Miguel’s asma just went away after he became badass😂

@Romayf11

3 жыл бұрын

straight up 😂😂😂

@lieutenantmonke3674

3 жыл бұрын

Also the leg paralysis lmaooo

@paytonputteet4446

3 жыл бұрын

@@lieutenantmonke3674 leg paralysis isn’t always permanent tho sometimes it can be overcome

@praetorian3959

3 жыл бұрын

Psssssst, i know a secret, it’s not real....!

@yangliu9452

3 жыл бұрын

True

Rehab: “Very brave of you for checking in” Johnny: “I’m not checking in, I’m not a quitter”

Johnny is the heart and soul of this show. I hope they don't start taking away his screen time next season as I felt they kinda spread things out a lot this past season.

@ratamahatta5306

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, especially the teenage romance drama bullshit, like who cares daniel's daughter ends up with who, people watch this for Johnny

@turg4874

3 жыл бұрын

@@ratamahatta5306 so true. We need more Johnny and more fight scenes

@tommyproductionz2159

3 жыл бұрын

True, I loved season 3 but the only thing I disliked was that Johnny didn’t get enough screen time as the past 2 seasons

@ULTIMATEGAMEDUDE

3 жыл бұрын

I like the LaRusso daughter love side-stories. They're just as interesting as Johnny's story. They've managed to create these new characters who've got their own stories to tell alongside Johnny.

@srujan00

3 жыл бұрын

@@ratamahatta5306 They're trying to blend new/upcoming stars with old. The guy that plays Miguel has been in other shows. If memory serves, Peyton List has been with Disney forever. Remember, the people that watch for Johnny/Daniel were young when the original movies were new.

" Are you losers?!" "No Sensei!!!" "Are you nerds?!" "No Sensei!!!" "Are you sure?!" "No Sensei!!!" 🤦

@angelmacias7818

3 жыл бұрын

The most disappointing thing ever happened in Johnny’s life

@josephperrier1199

3 жыл бұрын

That was gold.

@Mina-ok5qm

3 жыл бұрын

That was too funny

@katiematkowski7478

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 ❤️

@Sh4d0wR3v3n4nt

2 жыл бұрын

the student after taking 10 seconds to reconnect to there surroundings: god fucking damnit

Gotta hand it to the writers. Cobra Kai is a unique twist to the Karate Kid franchise. Very entertaining.

@vitodoria7894

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. It isn't a bad retro rehash like some other programs. Everything fits a purpose or doesn't sound too dated. It highlights the best aspects of the 1980s and the Karate Kid trilogy.

@ryanangelastro504

3 жыл бұрын

@@vitodoria7894 hell yeah it is.

@417Owsy

3 жыл бұрын

@@vitodoria7894 its a bit like an alternate universe, 2010 technology exist but society is in the 80's

@1hitdelete

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I have never seen a bad comment yet. Very excited for season 4

@Tinman710

2 жыл бұрын

It's actually good! Not easy to find good modern shows these days

I think Amanda LaRusso secretly loves that Johnny gets under Daniel's skin

@jakebradford4272

3 жыл бұрын

she wants that size of body touching her skin😂

@rayalleniverson326

3 жыл бұрын

It’s funny that LaRusso sounds like (lar us-so.)

@dogestranding5047

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see more of them getting along to annoy Daniel lmao

@skylarnicole8077

3 жыл бұрын

im a daniel stan 100% but i hate amanda. i would love to see her be with johnny and daniel get alli.

@robbase5235

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel is the safe choice for Amanda. She runs that house.

"I didn't call her a bitch, I said she was bitching at me." "You're firing me because of that bitch?!" Best and funniest contradiction of all time.

@Deadeye5074

8 ай бұрын

Yep that made me laugh soo much 😂😂

Johnny's crudity and political incorrectness is one of the most satisfying things about this show.

@cannedtuna6114

2 жыл бұрын

We need more pinapples like him

@cannedtuna6114

2 жыл бұрын

I meant people*

@ChillWaters

2 жыл бұрын

@@cannedtuna6114 pineapples

@SamC_182

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad they made it more woke in the new season

@gigachadantisoy8178

2 жыл бұрын

You mean his political correctness

Johnny is the realest person ever

@Sindruzzzz

3 жыл бұрын

For real. No bullshit

@jgreico11

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah he is

@alixbullock8041

2 жыл бұрын

Johnny Lawrence is the best sensei

J: "there's only one animal that can kill a snake" Kid: "a mongoose?" J: "no, a real animal" 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

@hunterconklin5073

3 жыл бұрын

how dare you call bert a kid😔😔‼️🤝‼️

@dracomalfoy1808

3 жыл бұрын

BERT

@Sasuke-hi5bq

3 жыл бұрын

i didnt get it

@makoygaara

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sasuke-hi5bq I think Johnny was referring to a BMX bicycle brand name Mongoose.

@clevelandbci9562

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sasuke-hi5bq A mongoose can 100% kill even the most venomous snakes.

The world needs more Johnny.

@vraptor66

3 жыл бұрын

really we need more johnny

@miguelpasamano6445

3 жыл бұрын

SenSei Johnny Lawrence's Cobra Kai KaraTe is literally a hybrid combination of SenSei NoruYoshi's Miyagi-Do KaraTe and SenSeis Kim Sung Yung's, John Kreese's, and Terry Silver's Cobra Kai KaraTe! SenSei Daniel LaRusso's Miyagi-Do KaraTe is literally a repackaging of SenSeis Kim Sung Yung's, John Kreese's, and Terry Silver's Cobra Kai KaraTe!

@you3001

3 жыл бұрын

YES!!!

@417Owsy

3 жыл бұрын

@@miguelpasamano6445 no idea what the fuck this means but cool

@mahad813

3 жыл бұрын

Facts💯

Johnny Rules.. Hes easily the best part of the show..

@benpotaka5893

3 жыл бұрын

The story I hope doesn't deviate too far away from him, he has carried the Series so far, Billy Zabka has turned in some brilliant acting

@benpotaka5893

3 жыл бұрын

Funny fact him and Martin Kove are anti- bullying campaigners and have been for years

@QoQabai658

3 жыл бұрын

And Hawk also.

@theJaRRoOnE22

3 жыл бұрын

@@QoQabai658 Yupp. Johnny & hawk are the whole show

@ryanangelastro504

3 жыл бұрын

@@benpotaka5893 when did he start campaigning?

Johnny is everything right with society, we need more of him

@deangullberry5148

2 жыл бұрын

This comment should go viral

@UncleIJT

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same

@stivosimz

2 жыл бұрын

So fuckin true

@jgreico11

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@bigboss4178

2 жыл бұрын

this video's entire comment section is so based

I wonder what older Johnny would tell a younger Johnny Lawrence

@jimmyj7816

3 жыл бұрын

"Watch out for that Illegal kick"

@albertogarcia305

3 жыл бұрын

"You're a badass"

@Erkbrothers80

3 жыл бұрын

“Don’t be a pussy and sweep the leg.”

@cid2852

3 жыл бұрын

Remember how Old Biff insulted Young Biff in Back to the Future? *old Biff slaps young Biff on the back of the head* "Man, I can't believe I was ever this stupid" it'd be stuff like that.

@benl.4577

3 жыл бұрын

"stop being such an asshole"

Can we all just admit that Johnny has god-like powers? He fixed Miguel's asthma and then fixed his crippled legs 😂

@lethumthiyane5245

3 жыл бұрын

Idk why he isn’t a doctor

@poo-tinthedwarfbunkerb1tch535

3 жыл бұрын

Miguel prolly only had a mild asthma which can almost be eradicated with exercise.

@CarnageTheory

2 жыл бұрын

It was actually the power of rock that fixed Miguel's legs. Lmao

@evilmasterjo7763

2 жыл бұрын

He also cured hawks autism

@uknow5961

2 жыл бұрын

Naw he got them miyagi powers

Favourite line from him is “ Did you just flinch virgin?” 😂

@soakedbearrd

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that had me rolling, then he said aww shit we got a bunch of flinchers. Lol

@joycedunnell6411

2 жыл бұрын

@@soakedbearrd YES SENSEI! That was not a question! 😂

@user-is1mu8fo9j

2 жыл бұрын

Ms. Robinson....unflinch this group 😈

I love how Johnny isn't even a bully, he's just Johnny.

@Kevin-cy2dr

2 жыл бұрын

Johnny is the opposite of a bully ,cause he lifts people up instead of putting them down.

@kostastube2010

3 ай бұрын

Larusso was the real bully!

5:59 had me dying😂😂😂😂😂"Sorry kid, old habit."

@bill4665

Жыл бұрын

I love how he looks so disappointed too- 😭😂

@googguy7773

Жыл бұрын

@@bill4665 fr🤣 johnny is the best

I like how Miguel’s asthma disappeared after Johnny told Miguel he won’t let that weak shit in his dojo

@derekzbetter

3 жыл бұрын

could've been a paceblo effect?

@zyvlynbayne6821

3 жыл бұрын

My head canon is that Miguel's asthma was anxiety-induced. As he gained confidence in himself, it became less and less of a problem.

@scottsterling4713

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know if it’s scientific fact but I can you from experience that as you exercise, asthma attacks are less frequent. You’re training your body for the constant change in environmental levels, for example, when the weather changes from cold to hot constantly I would need my inhaler but because I started jogging and swimming, I’ve hardly ever needed my inhaler since.

@vetarlittorf1807

2 жыл бұрын

@@zyvlynbayne6821 I find it more likely that he was simply misdiagnosed.

@megaavonaco9954

2 жыл бұрын

@@vetarlittorf1807 yeah, same thing with hawk. Cuz I don’t think you can get rid of autism with karate. I think it’s an issue of anxiety that these kids are having that which makes them misdiagnosed with that stuff.

3:42 very philosophical of Johnny 🤣🤣

"I'm not checking in. I'm no quitter" is such an underrated line lol

Are you losers?! NO,SENSEI! Are you nerds?! NO,SENSEI! Are you sure?! NO,SENSEI! Johnny's reaction is the best🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@u.v.s.5583

2 жыл бұрын

NNNNOOOO, SENSEIIIIII!!!!!!

"You're a life coach? You might as well be setting your money on fire" - Johnny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Johnny is by far and away my favourite character, he makes this show

“Relax Danielle”🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine if Johnny had taken up substitute teaching.....

@epiccraftmine4976

2 жыл бұрын

Johnny: QUIET!

@Gamer-xi1xi

2 жыл бұрын

I am the 69th like

@NinetyLegos

2 жыл бұрын

I think he'd be fired after 2 days

Literally the coolest person on tv in the last few years.

Sorry kid old habit...lmao

@amatherly81608

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CostaTol

3 жыл бұрын

I actually did the same thing 😅 hard to break old habits 😅

Idc what anyone says, one of my fav scenes is when Johnny says “relax DaNiElLe” @ 1:03

@Poezick88

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@martavioustisby4942

3 жыл бұрын

Friends and maybe

@avagasca4863

2 жыл бұрын

I know Johnny calls him Danielle 😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

@joscar062

2 жыл бұрын

@@avagasca4863 And silver calls him Danny boy

I love how this show depicts Johnny. In a world where people can be cancelled for not using the right language, to show a character who is politically incorrect and ignorant but still tries his best and has a good heart, and is the most loveable character on the show - it's good for the world. There are a lot of Johnnys out there in the world. And they are still able to be good people and grow without completely changing their personality. And they have things that they know better and can teach better than someone like Daniel, who is also fantastic but is more what society today holds up as the epitome of "wholesome masculinity". But Daniel (or Mr Miyagi) isn't the only way to be a good man. Johnny has another way. I think society too often looks at people like Johnny and assumes they are "toxic". But this show depicts someone who is ACTUALLY toxic and abusive (Kreese) and then contrasts it with someone who means well but had a hard life and made mistakes and learned from them (Johnny) as well as someone who is a lot more by the book on how to be a good person (Daniel, who is successful at work, has a happy marriage and a healthy relationship with his daughter). Progressives unfortunately often see people like Johnny as the enemy, but he's not the enemy. People like Kreese (and Tory) are the enemy. That's real "toxic masculinity and toxic femininity". I'm glad the show spent so much time developing Johnny. I love Daniel too but Johnny is such a loveable character, he's my favourite.

@bowie-rocks543

2 жыл бұрын

You are my favorite comment, well said friend. It is so important, you are very right and I agree

@theVictor-isVonDoom

2 жыл бұрын

I agree but not Tory she's on her way but she can still pull a Hawk she's just down on her luck and taking it out on others like how Hawk did all she needs is someone in her corner that's not toxic and if Sam would back the fk off or better yet try to understand her she could come back or maybe Mrs.LaRusso could help her

@Kiddo_X

Жыл бұрын

This comment was worth reading.

@NavyGunnersMateMan

Жыл бұрын

Cause there is no such thing as toxic masculinity or femininity. Those don't exist

@NoOneGetzOutAlive

Жыл бұрын

People get canceled for lying about election fraud and going full f****** Nazi and spreading hate speech and violent rhetoric, they aren't champions of free speech. Johnny is what Archie Bunker was, it was satire about a crotch the old man stuck in the past, it wasn't about oh he gets to say whatever he wants and everyone's okay with it. It had a message. So did star trek. So did comic books. Comic books had political messages from day one and you cry all day about it.

"There's only one animal that can kill a snake" "A mongoose?" "A real animal Bert" "...."

@u.v.s.5583

2 жыл бұрын

It has fangs. It has wings. It is badass.

@petertoth3477

2 жыл бұрын

Johnny: *shows T-shirt* Penis Breath: "Eagles don't have fan-..." Johnny: *kindly asks Penis Breath to shut the fuck up by throwing said T-shirt in his face*

Johnny got balls to say what everybody's afraid of to say present day

@kermit1211

2 жыл бұрын

Alot of idiots online do this too.

@danield.8233

2 жыл бұрын

@@kermit1211 they hide behind a computer

@cosmicdoggo9296

2 жыл бұрын

@@kermit1211 because it easy to be ass hole online most of them dont have guts to talk like that to some one s face

@rasheemthebestfirstone3274

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@TheBangBangMan69

2 жыл бұрын

@@danield.8233 what a bunch of spineless losers

The 🐐. Johnny just needs his own spinoff show 😂😂

@jakebradford4272

3 жыл бұрын

lol what do you think you are watching now dum 🍑

@supbrahimhammer.421

3 жыл бұрын

This is a spin-off show

@benpotaka5893

3 жыл бұрын

Both him and Kreese, I always loved the villains, but Johnny is quickly becoming a likeable good guy

@Noname-ut1ye

3 жыл бұрын

Johnny is literally Chad straight outta the meme.

@mrj4082

3 жыл бұрын

this is his show

This show developing Johnny’s character is some of the most brilliant writing I’ve seen for a long time. William Zabka is just incredible. Thank you for this mashup!

-I have asthma -Not anymore! And the asthma actually disappeared xD

What I love about Johnny is that deep down, he wants to do the right thing and he cares about the kids. He's learned a lot of tough lessons the hard way and doesn't want the kids to go through what he went through.

Bullshit I know when you're faking. Best line in season 3.

Johnny single handedly cured Miguel’s asthma!

@u.v.s.5583

2 жыл бұрын

And paralysis too.

7:10 How Miguel keeps a straight face I have no idea. My favorite Johnny moment of all time. Zabka nails it.

@elrincondelaguitarra3050

7 ай бұрын

I've been in karate tournaments, and most likely you will get kicked in your face for pulling that woke crap.

@Spleen29600

6 ай бұрын

Oh that's for sure !@@elrincondelaguitarra3050

"Patriarchy" "I hate the Patriots too" Bruh 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@martavioustisby4942

3 жыл бұрын

Most hated football team

i cannot believe how many times johnny has said "p*ssy" in this show LMAO

Gender what?! 😆😆😆🤣😂

@xsailor85

3 жыл бұрын

Is this a prank call?!

@BadassBobY

3 жыл бұрын

@@xsailor85 quiet

@its.angel0795

3 жыл бұрын

It’s funny but I kinda don’t get it 😭 is it “gender neutral” ?!

@kerriethompson2073

3 жыл бұрын

@@its.angel0795 i think they're sTing gender fluid.

@TheFatBoss_7

3 жыл бұрын

@@its.angel0795 I’m pretty sure the dude on the other end said trans-gender

Johnny after buying a new TV: “Hey, what channel is KZread on?”

@golongcoreylong4099

2 жыл бұрын

Funniest comment on here 🤣🤣🤣

Johnny: “You sold me this computer and it died!” Clerk: “Did you plug it in?” Johnny: “You said it was wireless!” 🤣🤣🤣 Johnny taking on technology is even better than his feud with Daniel

“I’m no quitter”

@DC05570

3 жыл бұрын

“...but I’m a ‘QUIETER!!!’”🤫🥋🤜🏻💥🤕

You forgot the part when Johnny tried to shake off Sid for the money for Miguel's surgery and he told him that he would tell the world about an incident with one of Sid's employers and told him: You wouldnt want those hashbrowns metoo with your name

@jordandangelo180

3 жыл бұрын

That hash brown line I thought was one of the funniest lines in the show. That and when Aisha said the rights to AC/DC’s “ Back in Black “ would cost too much and he said, “ Don’t worry, I already own the cassette, it’s in the car.”

@jorgearellano7171

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordandangelo180 it was thunderstruck not back in black

@joscar062

2 жыл бұрын

@@jorgearellano7171 You have to admit it was badass when he told Miguel not to look at some girls while Johnny picked him up in the Challenger

@lydesantana740

5 ай бұрын

“and put one of those hashbrowns in the end, THEN SEND IT TO THE INTERNET!”

Student: Sensei Lawrence, i just tested positive for Covid and... Johnny: Quiet!!! Student is cured

@Lonovavir

2 жыл бұрын

S5 spoiler, calling it now.

'Nice shirt' 'Thanks' "Im joking it sucks'

"I hate the Patriots too." My hero.

society has gotten so soft that 80s villains sound rational

@idktbh5791

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't sound rational... That's the joke 😂

5:31 Johnny flailing his briefcase inside his car made my day

My favorite line by far is him responding to Hawk saying he might be on the spectrum with "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto" made me spit my drink, Johnny is genuinely 100% of the reason why I kept watching this show, he's hilarious

@lydesantana740

5 ай бұрын

lmfao mine is when he said “you mean it was worse than that? cause if thats the after photo that sucks man, you should sue”😭😭

Amanda absolutely wants some of Johnny to rub off on Daniel. Johnny may be 99% irresponsible, but Daniel is 100% BORING. Johnny's the reason Daniel's probably gotten more at home recently than all 20 years prior combined.

@rabbitscryptos7757

2 жыл бұрын

Personality wise he might be boring but his life, the way his character has lived it is anything but boring. With that being said, Johnny is easily my favorite character. Imagine if he had a mr miyaki teaching him instead of kreese.

@jonathonparks9518

2 жыл бұрын

I mean... if I got constantly jumped, beaten up, and almost killed multiple times by crazy people throughout my teenage years I'd want a boring life too. 😂

Johnny Lawrence is my spirit animal! 💓💖❣

@T-roc57

3 жыл бұрын

He'd get mad at you for sayin that tho 🤣

@zim807

3 жыл бұрын

@@T-roc57 fr he’d be like “QUIET!!”

Miguel had asthma, Johnny told him to stop having asthma, and Miguel didn't have a problem with asthma after that. Miguel was also crippled and Johnny helped him stand again. Johnny is a magic man and you can't change my mind about it.

Jonny Lawrence is the only normal person in the show

“a mongoose” “ a real animal bert”😂😂

I need somebody like Johnny in my life His sheer amount of brutal honesty and hilarious ignorance is the comic relief that I’ve been missing all this time

screw doctors johnny literally made miguel walk again and he cured his asthma (not my idea)

@jackramen2704

3 жыл бұрын

And took Eli off of the spectrum

@Southwestmo

2 жыл бұрын

And helped Eli get some hoes

@namatamataba784

2 жыл бұрын

Also prescribed some thing make hawk's lip problem disappear

@clevelandbci9562

2 жыл бұрын

@@Southwestmo Eli owes Johnny bigtime for Moon alone, especially if he ends up getting a 3some with Moon and her new girlfriend before 18.

@rasheemthebestfirstone3274

2 жыл бұрын

@@namatamataba784 yeah it’s called something else taking the attention

I love when he yells , “QUIET!!” 😆

I love how he thinks if you own a computer you're a nerd. I love how he's stuck in that 80s mindset. He's probably the happiest person on earth not being a slave to technology.

Karate kid is phenomenal. I think the entire cast deserve Oscars.they rocked it🔥👍👊

The rivalry between Daniel and Johnny is the best thing that happened to Netflix in a long time, as is Johnny and Miguel's father-son relationship

The best scene is when Jonny hits the book out of the arms of the little pupil 😂😂😂

@hokutoshinken-chrisarmstro131

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry kid, force of habit.

@purpose6113

Жыл бұрын

@@hokutoshinken-chrisarmstro131 bad habit*

“Are you one of those ‘challenged’ kids???” “Well... My doctor says I could be on the spectrum” “I dunno what that is, but get off it. Pronto.” never change, johnny 👌👌👌

I trained in kickboxing through high school and johnny Lawrence reminds me so much of my coach it cracks me up

Johnny at 6:02 knocks books out of kids hand “Sorry, old habit”

What a great character. The fact he plays everything so straight and with such confidence makes it hilarious. I am happy Zabka is back in the spotlight again having fun. Seems like he's having a great time.

he is so funny in this show, seriously, i hope the writers don't mess up this character on season 4 and i also love the interactions he has with daniel when they don't wanna kill each other lol, i hope they can get along on season 4, like for real this time

At 1:23 Johnny says “ no nobody wants to see your bits “ I don’t why that made me laugh so hard 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“I don’t need rehab I’m not a quitter” Johnny is a legend how can you hate this man

“Great more immagrants”

5:37 “looking to lose that gut and learn how to kick some ass” 🤣

Yea im not a nerd

This is one of my favorite characters of any show in a really long time. They did a good job with Johnny.

“The only part of that that made any sense at all is three way.” This is probs the best line I’ve heard (other than any other line he’s said so far)

I just love how they make fun of modern-day humor and culture. Unlike other shows, this one doesn't painfully pander to all that crap. They may still include it, but it's only to make fun of it, and that's why this is the only modern show that I can stomach.

@blocc316

2 жыл бұрын

This needs 1.k likes

@tangytim6699

Жыл бұрын

yessir

@MoviezGames

Жыл бұрын

This show is literally the ONLY show I can think of that doesn't pander to extreme left wing politics & even has the balls to make fun of it. I'm not gonna lie, it's extremely satisfying to see.

@justalpha9138

Жыл бұрын

@@MoviezGames Honestly though, they do such an amazing job showing off the flaws of both mentalities, and giving the viewers the lesson that balance is key for all of life. :)

When he said “you put one of those hash browns” and he actually meant “hashtags” 😂😂😂😂🤣

@elizabethcamacho615

Жыл бұрын

I cracked up so hard to that one! Gotta love his ignorance 🤣

*sets fire to a paralyzed boy* "Are you insane?!!" "Eh, depends on who you ask. C'MON, Diaz!!!"

8:45 my favorite part when he said “ he coughed it up like a chicken bone *laughs* he cried”

Johnny is so unapologetic and I love it

1:40 this man makes doctors go brrr

We must protect Johnny at all costs Its an honour to share his name

He literally sells the show, I root for him and his dojo everytime I watch.

Jonny: what's the problem Mr. Diaz Miguel: im sorry I have asthma *Jonny throws asthma thingy* Jonny: not anymore you don't Asthma : ait I'll leave

He is the heart and soul of the show. Every scene he is in is either hilarious or thoughtful, but always entertaining. Great acting.

Alternate title: Johny lawrence being Johny lawrence for all the season

Miguel: are you insane Johnny: depends who you ask