John Wick: Chapter 2 Pitch Meeting

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Step inside the pitch meeting that led to John Wick: Chapter 2!
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The first John Wick film starring Keanu Reeves was a surprise hit in 2014. Wick’s no-nonsense “gun-fu” fighting style mixed with the mysterious world-building and the satisfaction of seeing someone get revenge for a puppy really struck a chord with audiences, making John Wick Keanu Reeves’ most popular movie since The Matrix trilogy. Naturally, they had to make some sequels. They had no choice in the matter.
John Wick: Chapter 2 definitely raises some questions though. Like why did John think leaving the life in exchange for something that could bring him back at any time was a good move? Why did Santino want to hire the boogeyman, when the job consisted of walking through a secret tunnel? And why hire him of all people if he knew he was going to double-cross him? Is anybody in this world NOT an assassin? What was with that whole seven bullets scene? Does the dog think they’re just going for a run?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to John Wick: Chapter 2! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @notme222
    @notme2222 жыл бұрын

    Just clicked in. 169 views and 154 upvotes. That's a loyal audience!

  • @Aymenadhami

    @Aymenadhami

    2 жыл бұрын

    1.5 k in 5 minutes!

  • @vt_sandman3392

    @vt_sandman3392

    2 жыл бұрын

    We don't even have to watch to know it's gold 💯

  • @andruulrich4021

    @andruulrich4021

    2 жыл бұрын

    Loyal audiences are tight

  • @iowa89357

    @iowa89357

    2 жыл бұрын

    2.7 views, 1.3 likes

  • @Hippienolic2

    @Hippienolic2

    2 жыл бұрын

    Zero dislikes wow wow wow

  • @Regelos
    @Regelos2 жыл бұрын

    "Why would they blow up the dogs house" is a line that almost killed me this week.

  • @allinkid

    @allinkid

    2 жыл бұрын

    the Tilda Swinton after that too... lost it

  • @JeffreyBCampbell

    @JeffreyBCampbell

    2 жыл бұрын

    If it's John's house, wouldn't it also be the dog's house? So, he was right.

  • @Playingwith3D

    @Playingwith3D

    2 жыл бұрын

    ya, that one got me right in the funny bone too.

  • @MrTimequake

    @MrTimequake

    2 жыл бұрын

    OH. Be careful there are a lot of assassin's around

  • @axaaril

    @axaaril

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same, I'm working and started laughing like crazy 😅

  • @BirbalBonifaceMusoba
    @BirbalBonifaceMusoba2 жыл бұрын

    "There's Tilda Swinton on the turntable" that just made my night

  • @gibolanzarrote

    @gibolanzarrote

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah, look at that... Oh whoops!

  • @TechDove

    @TechDove

    2 жыл бұрын

    Can you explain what this joke means? Idk who that even is

  • @patrickstewart3446

    @patrickstewart3446

    2 жыл бұрын

    “What?” 😁

  • @enigma13ff

    @enigma13ff

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TechDove It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @LongLiveRahl

    @LongLiveRahl

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gibolanzarrote Whoopsie!

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin2 жыл бұрын

    "Is anyone NOT an assassin?" "John Wick's dog -- he's not an assassin." "Oh, what a good boy!" "For now..." That made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video!

  • @92ross

    @92ross

    2 жыл бұрын

    100

  • @-VaLaK

    @-VaLaK

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'll take things that never happened for £100 please Bob 👍

  • @bogdananicescu6051

    @bogdananicescu6051

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mee too. Right there. I was in the subway actually

  • @omartaj7010

    @omartaj7010

    2 жыл бұрын

    Haha same

  • @badwulff

    @badwulff

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@-VaLaK Yes, because someone laughing hard at a funny line in a video is _so_ hard to believe and can never happen in any way, shape, or form.

  • @thebiowatchlist
    @thebiowatchlist Жыл бұрын

    "How would she have..." "There was no way." These pitch meetings are genius.

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen92742 жыл бұрын

    "Is anybody NOT an assassin?" "Uuuuh... John Wicks dog, he's not an assassin... for now" I now need a movie about the dog being an assassin

  • @newdefsys

    @newdefsys

    2 жыл бұрын

    Assassin Dog, tagline: Who's a good boy

  • @simplegarak

    @simplegarak

    2 жыл бұрын

    Um... spoiler alert for John Wick 3.

  • @jotheunissen9274

    @jotheunissen9274

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@simplegarak Oh, whoops

  • @ScreenRant

    @ScreenRant

    2 жыл бұрын

    That would be the best one!!

  • @KinoTurk

    @KinoTurk

    2 жыл бұрын

    Big Mouth did it

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco80002 жыл бұрын

    I never thought about the dog having a good time at the end. This information has improved the ending significantly.

  • @peterg76yt

    @peterg76yt

    2 жыл бұрын

    So your expectations were... subverted.

  • @Gildedmuse

    @Gildedmuse

    2 жыл бұрын

    I haven't even seen the movie, and yet this information has improved my opinion of it. He probably missed John so much! And now John is taking him on a run! Yay!

  • @brucebaker810

    @brucebaker810

    2 жыл бұрын

    We do Old Yeller/ But like Memento.

  • @siegfriedmordrake3229

    @siegfriedmordrake3229

    2 жыл бұрын

    You can feel the jolliness in his step

  • @JDazell

    @JDazell

    2 жыл бұрын

    I feel like I want to watch the whole movie from the dog's perspective.

  • @mintyblur
    @mintyblur2 жыл бұрын

    "Winston's like yeah that's a marker you gotta do whatever this guy says" "And John doesn't already know this?" "He does yeah, but the audience doesn't" "Oh very thoughtful of him!"

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin2 жыл бұрын

    "Well, that explains the Six Flags ban..." LOL!!!

  • @brucebaker810

    @brucebaker810

    2 жыл бұрын

    I heard there's a ride there that does a backflip. It snapped a guy's neck once. Or so Dave would say.

  • @carl-magnuscarlsson7713

    @carl-magnuscarlsson7713

    2 жыл бұрын

    So , John wick is a parody.?

  • @brucebaker810

    @brucebaker810

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@carl-magnuscarlsson7713 No, Matrix is Zap. And Captain Jack is parrotty. Er...piratey.

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us2 жыл бұрын

    A universe where everyone’s an assassin is like the Ryanverse but with assassins.

  • @Dampfaeus

    @Dampfaeus

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am pretty sure the Ryanverse is like a Ryanverse but with assassins.

  • @JachAnen

    @JachAnen

    2 жыл бұрын

    Then again, if everyone in the Ryanverse are assassins, we probably wouldn't know

  • @DS-tv2fi

    @DS-tv2fi

    2 жыл бұрын

    He did hire that guy to do a murder on someone…

  • @thehumanspider7

    @thehumanspider7

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DS-tv2fiBut that guy thought it was a travel agent situation.

  • @DS-tv2fi

    @DS-tv2fi

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thehumanspider7 And the fact that the work day ended before the job got done.

  • @kstepko
    @kstepko2 жыл бұрын

    “In the first movie they killed his dog and in this one, they blow up his house.” “Why would they blow up the dog’s house?” 🤣 I laughed way too hard at this.💀

  • @jakob7211

    @jakob7211

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's indeed Ryans humor an I love it

  • @jackburton5

    @jackburton5

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too absolutely loved it, I was crying 😂

  • @charlesthomas9294

    @charlesthomas9294

    Жыл бұрын

    It's a classic setup, but perfectly delivered.

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup102038542 жыл бұрын

    I love these. "Well he's very good at hitting his target so he knows what he's doing." and then the reply with, "Oh no he misses." Had me laughing so much xD the silencer part of the movie is just absolutely ridiculous lol

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache2 жыл бұрын

    "John Wick's dog, he's not an assassin" "For now" Who knows, it's more possible, than not in this universe.

  • @yourmum69_420

    @yourmum69_420

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure I already saw him using dogs to ill ppl in the JW3 trailers

  • @ofAwxen

    @ofAwxen

    2 жыл бұрын

    Halle Berry's dogs are assassins so it's only a matter of time.

  • @nathannix3217

    @nathannix3217

    2 жыл бұрын

    First time I’ve seen a reply thread of yours that isn’t in the triple digits

  • @iGaveLiaHIV

    @iGaveLiaHIV

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yourmum69_420 lol what have you not seen the movie

  • @brucebaker810

    @brucebaker810

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aint nothin in the rule book sez a dog can't play in the Assassin's League.

  • @neonswitchblade
    @neonswitchblade2 жыл бұрын

    After 260+ episodes, it still boggles my mind when I see a new Pitch Meeting of a recent, popular movie. I'm like, "Wait, that movie hasn't been done yet!?"

  • @JasonON

    @JasonON

    2 жыл бұрын

    I want to see some on older classic movies: Jaws, The Terminator, Predator, Star Wars, etc. That would be tight!

  • @neonswitchblade

    @neonswitchblade

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JasonON Absolutely! Could dress the part. Should be super easy...

  • @Interestking

    @Interestking

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JasonON He did Star Wars already.

  • @JasonON

    @JasonON

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Interestking okay, then ... Conan the Barbarian. It doesn't matter as long as some older flicks are covered. How about Inner Space? Or, Flight of the Navigator or Mars Attacks. Oh my gods, I'd love to see someone cover Mars Attacks.

  • @ghosttheripper8656

    @ghosttheripper8656

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@neonswitchblade … barely an inconvenience

  • @glassbakeware
    @glassbakeware2 жыл бұрын

    "They're called silencers so it makes the guns entirely silent" "I don't think that's how suppressors work" "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about this"

  • @hassathunter2464

    @hassathunter2464

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Let me suppress my opinion on this scene." "See! Silence!"

  • @malcolmcox18

    @malcolmcox18

    2 жыл бұрын

    Maybe it's some type secret black market fully silenced silencer and bullets 🤣🤣

  • @Alexagrigorieff

    @Alexagrigorieff

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hassathunter2464 "Silence!!!" - Frau Farbissina

  • @lwivv9052

    @lwivv9052

    2 жыл бұрын

    I appreciate someone actually mocking the absurd level of noise suppression silencers/suppressors are always shown as having in TV and Film. It's like people falling 10 stories but surviving because they landed in water. Tropes SO not based on anything remotely approaching reality, yet used ALL the time and almost never subverted.

  • @cmdraftbrn

    @cmdraftbrn

    2 жыл бұрын

    silince! i keel you! -achmed

  • @darcyrix-hayes8725
    @darcyrix-hayes87252 жыл бұрын

    I appreciate you harping on the flash mob moment and that basically everyone is an assassin. It's a cool universe but sometimes too silly!

  • @scorpiusbalthazar4327

    @scorpiusbalthazar4327

    Жыл бұрын

    It's awesome but not nearly as good as Nobody. Nobody is far more realistic.

  • @coloredgentleman

    @coloredgentleman

    Жыл бұрын

    I really wanted to like this, but I have a thing about double numbers. 😐😐

  • @andrewfrankovic6821

    @andrewfrankovic6821

    Жыл бұрын

    @@coloredgentleman Like 2?

  • @jeffreytackett3922
    @jeffreytackett39222 жыл бұрын

    "Of course. I've seen movies." This is an astoundingly deep and descriptive phrase, which managed to relay a tremendous amount of information with just 5 words. Bravo.

  • @elinicoritale6384

    @elinicoritale6384

    2 жыл бұрын

    6 😛

  • @jeffreytackett3922

    @jeffreytackett3922

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@elinicoritale6384 I'll bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

  • @elinicoritale6384

    @elinicoritale6384

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jeffreytackett3922 Oh, I can't even begin to tell you 🤣

  • @jeffreytackett3922

    @jeffreytackett3922

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@elinicoritale6384 ... and absolutely thank you for that.

  • @UltimateBallaPOM

    @UltimateBallaPOM

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hold up, "I've" counts as 2 words? My whole life!...

  • @queendsheena1
    @queendsheena12 жыл бұрын

    "This guy is great for the funeral industry." Love this show.

  • @Wolf-ln1ml

    @Wolf-ln1ml

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, for the whole 5 morticians worldwide who aren't assassins 🤣

  • @FreeStyle786
    @FreeStyle7862 жыл бұрын

    (3:47) “…guns with silencers still make a decent amount of noise”… I totally blame Hollywood for the misconception that a silencer on a gun only makes a small PEW sound

  • @scottslotterbeck3796

    @scottslotterbeck3796

    2 жыл бұрын

    If that! I love how a pillow can do the same thing.

  • @FreeStyle786

    @FreeStyle786

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@scottslotterbeck3796 ahh yes the pillow… the best make-shift silencer; so good you wouldn’t even hear a shotgun firing

  • @drshoe8744

    @drshoe8744

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I guess if you use enough Lube, you can't hear the slide racking, but what about the empty cartridges being ejected and the brass hitting the floor? Oh Wait, yeah, Pillows again!

  • @DeusVultGamer

    @DeusVultGamer

    2 жыл бұрын

    Which bothers me more knowing how accurate the gunplay was depicted in the first John Wick.

  • @leonpaelinck

    @leonpaelinck

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DeusVultGamer chapter 3 has realistic water shooting

  • @shekharpandey1740
    @shekharpandey17402 жыл бұрын

    2:26 "This guy is vey good for funeral industry" This literally caught me of gaurd😂😂😂

  • @WiLDCHiLD.
    @WiLDCHiLD.2 жыл бұрын

    4:25 "They're both in another movie together!" "They sure are, sir!" That double nod/bow he does always gets me! 🤣

  • @diondwamena6667
    @diondwamena66672 жыл бұрын

    When he said Tilda Swinton on the turntables, they looked so alike I actually checked the cast list of John Wick: Chapter 2 to see if she was actually in the movie. You may not have meant to but you got me good Ryan... you got me good.

  • @hermask815

    @hermask815

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, she played with him in “Constantine”, which also had some action, so she’d do a cameo, I guess.

  • @Malthizar

    @Malthizar

    2 жыл бұрын

    Getting people good is *TIGHT*

  • @aikhangchong9450

    @aikhangchong9450

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Malthizar s

  • @3DMasterST

    @3DMasterST

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes known people are making cameo in the films without being listed in the credits.

  • @ThreadBomb

    @ThreadBomb

    2 жыл бұрын

    The DJ isn't credited on IMDb, so possibly it is Tilda.

  • @Horatius333
    @Horatius3332 жыл бұрын

    Ryan George's skits are one of the few pleasures left untouched on KZread.

  • @imdonglkr8131

    @imdonglkr8131

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pleasures are tight!!

  • @jainalmiraz5409

    @jainalmiraz5409

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@imdonglkr8131 hmmmmmmmm

  • @RyanLaFevre

    @RyanLaFevre

    2 жыл бұрын

    I bet youtube execs were just watching Ryan George videos when they decided to remove the dislike count. They just thought, "What's the use of a counter that only goes up to zero? Let's just get rid of that thing.

  • @imdonglkr8131

    @imdonglkr8131

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RyanLaFevre another Ryan commenting on another Ryan's videos is tight!!!

  • @CASPB

    @CASPB

    2 жыл бұрын

    Correct😊

  • @DominickRuocco
    @DominickRuocco2 жыл бұрын

    I can't get enough of these Pitch Meeting's. Waiting for the "Super easy. Barely an inconvenience." is always my favorite part.

  • @db336

    @db336

    2 жыл бұрын

    Waiting is TIGHT!

  • @omegarugal9283

    @omegarugal9283

    Жыл бұрын

    my personal favorite is nuns are tight... cause is true

  • @ppunion
    @ppunion2 жыл бұрын

    "Let's not go over the top with the 3rd one!" That had me laughing so hard that I got winded. I love the pitch meeting videos.

  • @naamadossantossilva4736
    @naamadossantossilva47362 жыл бұрын

    "block off access to normal civilians" Do these even exist in the John Wick world?

  • @benzaiten933

    @benzaiten933

    2 жыл бұрын

    normal civilians just aren't assassin's yet.

  • @brucebaker810

    @brucebaker810

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Reserve Assassins Corps(e)?

  • @siegfriedmordrake3229

    @siegfriedmordrake3229

    2 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist : everyone is an assassin and they're all living in a virtual world controlled by machines. At the end, John drives a bus 100 miles per hour downtown and goes surfing

  • @Carewolf

    @Carewolf

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@siegfriedmordrake3229 That is barely a plot twist at this point. It just how how the John Wick world works.

  • @harveylong5878

    @harveylong5878

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@siegfriedmordrake3229 the real twist being a time travelling phone booth to just before his dog gets killed

  • @AnimationGoneWrong
    @AnimationGoneWrong2 жыл бұрын

    OMG... hilarious! "It's like bumper cars, but with murder." "It there any other kind?" "Yes".

  • @MentalAmanda

    @MentalAmanda

    2 жыл бұрын

    I've been doing it wrong my whole life.....

  • @brucebaker810

    @brucebaker810

    2 жыл бұрын

    There's Blindperson's Bumpercars of Manslaughter

  • @georgeblair3894

    @georgeblair3894

    2 жыл бұрын

    "That explains the Six Flags ban"

  • @mr.wilson9941
    @mr.wilson99412 жыл бұрын

    This movie had extreme "vampire the masquerade" vibes. An underground organisation that secretly controls everything, safe houses Where killing is an absolute no go, blood hunts, a network of spies and informants living in the sewers, exclusive parties in some ruins in rome. I dont know if this is a coincidemce but these things make John wick 2 my favourite of the series.

  • @siegfriedmordrake3229

    @siegfriedmordrake3229

    2 жыл бұрын

    You know what? I never thought about that but you're totally right!

  • @mikerivers7559

    @mikerivers7559

    11 ай бұрын

    Hey good call! I never realized that! And I even watched the TV show back in the 90's.

  • @butcherboy2008
    @butcherboy20082 жыл бұрын

    3:16 Hey. Hey. Hey. It's called a hobby.

  • @AlejandroLZuvic
    @AlejandroLZuvic2 жыл бұрын

    "They could swing an election" "Like with a strategic political assassination?" "No, just sheer numbers" I'm dying LOL

  • @alm2187

    @alm2187

    2 жыл бұрын

    It would explain that should-be gap in the Presidential Hall of Portraits. Donaldites nearly killed the world and assassinated common decency.

  • @soraceant

    @soraceant

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@alm2187 please just shut up. Nobody cares

  • @cordelial.6249

    @cordelial.6249

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@alm2187 XD And now you have the "most popular President" with 38% approval rating.... Yup, it was Trump who cheated

  • @TheTinkeringMachinist

    @TheTinkeringMachinist

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@cordelial.6249 Lol try 22% in the last poll... its dropping by the hour.

  • @thelegend8153

    @thelegend8153

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheTinkeringMachinist eesh, it's been less than a year

  • @mlt9801
    @mlt98012 жыл бұрын

    “John Wick’s Dog, He’s Not An Assassin” “Awe, Good Boy” “Fur Now” I see what you did there

  • @renderproductions1032

    @renderproductions1032

    2 жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @adamhamel9784

    @adamhamel9784

    2 жыл бұрын

    Are you sure it didn't just sound like "fur?"

  • @Butt_Slayer

    @Butt_Slayer

    2 жыл бұрын

    John Wick Fur confirmed.

  • @adamhamel9784

    @adamhamel9784

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Butt_Slayer Ok.

  • @stopsicle_animation

    @stopsicle_animation

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @CarterDeLeo
    @CarterDeLeo2 жыл бұрын

    6:12 there's no need to block off access to normal civilians when everyone on Earth is an assassin!

  • @charliestackhouse6564
    @charliestackhouse65642 жыл бұрын

    How does he literally never miss with these pitch meetings 😂

  • @andrewfrankovic6821

    @andrewfrankovic6821

    Жыл бұрын

    He's just telling the truth.

  • @ethansomething9365
    @ethansomething93652 жыл бұрын

    “Well then John shoots santino in the head at the continental which is not allowed in the world of assassins” “Oh yeah why’d he do that?” “To set up the next movie!” “Well that’s thoughtful of him.” Perfect... absolutely perfect 😂

  • @brucebaker810

    @brucebaker810

    2 жыл бұрын

    Movie reasons.

  • @ClericalError87

    @ClericalError87

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't you mean pitch perfect?

  • @chrisfitch972
    @chrisfitch9722 жыл бұрын

    "couldn't he just fight someone with his hands and take their gun?" "Irrelevant!!" "I mean it's kind of relevant..."

  • @thelisanalgaib9702

    @thelisanalgaib9702

    2 жыл бұрын

    or use a couple of pencils laying about

  • @BWintJack

    @BWintJack

    2 жыл бұрын

    I feel like that exchange is iconic - Ryan should include it regularly.

  • @brucebaker810

    @brucebaker810

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well it's not _not_ relevant.

  • @SunnyGoodbye
    @SunnyGoodbye2 жыл бұрын

    5:03 something about the way he says "me too" is just so funny

  • @craycrayirl9492
    @craycrayirl94922 жыл бұрын

    This was one of my favorite Pitch Meetings. It’s amazing to me that Ryan can keep making these every week and the quality never drops off.

  • @inr9751

    @inr9751

    2 жыл бұрын

    Idk, I feel like he could've riffed on a lot more stuff in this movie. Like the fact that the assasin chick is deaf apparently and that doesn't hinder her or anything. A bunch of fun moments was skipped as well, like the gun sommelier scene.

  • @andrewfrankovic6821

    @andrewfrankovic6821

    Жыл бұрын

    @@inr9751 Paying attention is frightfully hard work.

  • @sauditate4562
    @sauditate45622 жыл бұрын

    gunsmith: "how many guns do you need" director: "YES!"

  • @thesynergyofblood

    @thesynergyofblood

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Guns, lots of guns" :-)

  • @brianlindstrand934
    @brianlindstrand9342 жыл бұрын

    "Of course, I've seen movies." Perfect.

  • @malcelinho
    @malcelinho2 жыл бұрын

    I love when Producer Guy gets excited, like when he's talking about the secret mainstream organizations

  • @jackjackmckean3791
    @jackjackmckean37912 жыл бұрын

    Your pitch meetings are the only videos that poke holes into my favorite movies while still being hilarious and entertaining. Thank you Ryan, genuinely.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine792 жыл бұрын

    Ryan: "Some people keep asking me if I'm back. Well, I guess I'm back!" Wow wow wow!

  • @Interestking

    @Interestking

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'll get off your back about it then! I wasn't actually one of the people asking Ryan, but I couldn't pass up such a perfect opportunity.

  • @DrFOJ
    @DrFOJ2 жыл бұрын

    "Is anyone not an assassin?" "John Wick's dog, he's not an assassin...." "Oh good boy" "......for now" "What?!" This is not the kinda clip you wanna watch when you're having a drink

  • @alm2187

    @alm2187

    2 жыл бұрын

    And there is at least one lethal attack dog in the third one so it comes close to coming true.

  • @jw8160

    @jw8160

    2 жыл бұрын

    Snorting a drink through your nose due to laughter is tight.

  • @Blocparty01
    @Blocparty012 жыл бұрын

    Best part is knowing that John's dog probably had a good time at the end.

  • @cpljimmyneutron
    @cpljimmyneutron2 жыл бұрын

    3:50 I was so hopping you would get this correct when you started to say it. Guns with "silencers" still make a ton of noise, because silencers do NOT exist. Suppressors do, and they are capable of taking a gunshot sound from deafening, to eardrums have a chance of surviving loud. Seriously, a gunshot is about 180db, with a suppressor it is still at least 150db. For once I want a movie to get this correct.

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh60042 жыл бұрын

    I enjoyed learning more of producer guy's murderous backstory. Backstory is tight.

  • @havelockvetinari3032

    @havelockvetinari3032

    2 жыл бұрын

    I believe both have canonically killed someone.

  • @Hennerz177

    @Hennerz177

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@The_Muffin_Man Whoopsie!

  • @laufsteakmodel

    @laufsteakmodel

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hope their alibis are tight

  • @ceilinh6004

    @ceilinh6004

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@laufsteakmodel I see what you did there. Well done.

  • @Wolky324

    @Wolky324

    2 жыл бұрын

    When he buys Canada he can flee there and take away extradition

  • @truththatlies
    @truththatlies2 жыл бұрын

    That producer line "oh really??" After writer's "super easy, barely an inconvenient" is so funny to me 😆😂😆

  • @alphabetsoup6681

    @alphabetsoup6681

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s made its way into daily conversation at my house

  • @elisa9833

    @elisa9833

    2 жыл бұрын

    It gets me every time!

  • @madsam7582
    @madsam75829 ай бұрын

    Tilda Swinton looking like a Hyperactive mop. -What?? I laugh every time.

  • @hellofrominside8524
    @hellofrominside85242 жыл бұрын

    The cut at "because he's an assassin too." was perfect

  • @Dreadroberts
    @Dreadroberts2 жыл бұрын

    "Ohhh, it was a book this whole time." "No it wasn't so at the beginning of the movie--" I'm fucking dead.

  • @christopherverhoef9112
    @christopherverhoef91122 жыл бұрын

    "So then we're going to have this funny scene where they're shooting at each other with silencers and everyone around them's completely oblivious!" "I mean, guns with silencers still make a decent amount of noise." "This is New York, sir, they've seen everything. You could ride a horse down the street there and no one would bat an eye!"

  • @RoyWiggins

    @RoyWiggins

    2 жыл бұрын

    yes the movie is much better if you decide that in its universe, New Yorkers are just so used to assassins running around everywhere that they can't be bothered to react

  • @jpesmar

    @jpesmar

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RoyWiggins So, New York is really just Chicago? Got it.

  • @camerongalloway518
    @camerongalloway5182 жыл бұрын

    2:33 just noticed Ryan's been standing this whole time

  • @chrislandrum4032
    @chrislandrum40322 жыл бұрын

    This guys consistency to be so on point is unprecedented. And kudos for not switching up over the years, I’m super addicted to your videos and I got all my friends on your channel now, which to be honest is like 6 people.

  • @Matej_Sojka
    @Matej_Sojka2 жыл бұрын

    Actually the seven bullets does come into play. The eight bullet would have killed Santino in the museum but because John Wick did not have another shot to reload the fight went all they way to continental and John was excommunicated because of it.

  • @BSOBN

    @BSOBN

    2 жыл бұрын

    Also it comes into play as the penance that Bowery King has to pay - 7 Cuts.

  • @deaconstjohn4842

    @deaconstjohn4842

    2 жыл бұрын

    Stil don’t get it

  • @izhamsham843

    @izhamsham843

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BSOBN In hindsight, Bowery King should just have given John 2 bullets. Well, one bullet would be the second least painful, but that would be just bad story writing.

  • @scorpiusbalthazar4327

    @scorpiusbalthazar4327

    Жыл бұрын

    @@deaconstjohn4842 If he had one more bullet he wouldn't have killed Santino in the hotel thus he wouldn't have gotten excommunicated.

  • @yourmum69_420

    @yourmum69_420

    Жыл бұрын

    he shot so many times in between then though

  • @pwolfie8603
    @pwolfie86032 жыл бұрын

    1:17 the sincerity of that line makes it 10x funnier

  • @WiLDCHiLD.
    @WiLDCHiLD.2 жыл бұрын

    2:20 "The lighting is crazy. There's a bunch of people. There's Tilda Swinton on the turntables." The producer and I said "what?" at the same time! I had to rewind and slow it down, I even went on the IMDb page to see if that was really her! Disappointed it wasn't her, but it still would've been cool if it really was her. 😅🤣

  • @bait5257

    @bait5257

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bruh

  • @bait5257

    @bait5257

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was her btw

  • @JonatanKipKipowsky
    @JonatanKipKipowsky2 жыл бұрын

    Best line: ”Is anyone NOT an assassin..?” 😂

  • @MatiZ815
    @MatiZ8152 жыл бұрын

    The writers of John Wick took Michael Scott's advice to heart: "Think about this: what is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it. You just can't"

  • @clank1013
    @clank10132 жыл бұрын

    "why would they blow up the dogs house?" had me dying! LOL

  • @RichBaker
    @RichBaker2 жыл бұрын

    I am a huge fan of your work. I rewatch pitch meetings and the sketches on your channel regularly as comfort viewing. If you're ever in the mood to lambast a classic sci-fi, I recommend 1986's The Running Man. Its got so much to skewer. One of my all time favorites. Regardless, thank you for all your work. It means a lot to so many of us.

  • @HriskataXcell
    @HriskataXcell2 жыл бұрын

    "The lighting is crazy, there's a bunch of people, there's Tilda Swinton on the turntable" that line with the clip had me literally laughing out loud! Great work as always Ryan!!

  • @han090
    @han0902 жыл бұрын

    Riding a horse was one of the most grounded things that happens in that movie!

  • @Philaster3000
    @Philaster3000 Жыл бұрын

    You absolutely nailed it. I watched this movie thinking "Is everyone in New York an assassin?"

  • @Kaushal71
    @Kaushal712 жыл бұрын

    0:53 Santino said if you had stayed retired I would have respected ,this means because John was on hunt in first movie he was forced to get back to work . It was a very good planning .

  • @bait5257

    @bait5257

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was a lie

  • @cutlet7127
    @cutlet71272 жыл бұрын

    The "There's Tilda Swinton on the turntable" caught me off guard.

  • @lifotheparty6195
    @lifotheparty61952 жыл бұрын

    “The dog’s probably having a pretty good time.” The only thing that matters

  • @mrinalkantimishra1618
    @mrinalkantimishra16182 жыл бұрын

    Just saw the movie yesterday and was searching for this video. Great job.

  • @freakadelic7495
    @freakadelic74952 жыл бұрын

    Ought to have included: "He goes through this concert shooting guys who don't shoot at him UNTIL they're in frame." "Why not?" "Cuz then he'd be dead already if they shot at him while safely further away from him and the movie would be over." "That works!"

  • @ryza1014
    @ryza10142 жыл бұрын

    "That explains the 6 Flags ban..." "You might be going to jail." Nearly spit my drink at my computer screen lol.

  • @randomcomentor16
    @randomcomentor162 жыл бұрын

    I still think we need a pitch meeting of the movie 'The Room'

  • @anotherone7924

    @anotherone7924

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, please! 😂😂😂

  • @PuppyMonsters

    @PuppyMonsters

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why would you make Ryan watch that? What has he ever done to you?

  • @EMurph42

    @EMurph42

    2 жыл бұрын

    That might take an hour to break down all the inconsistencies, but I’d absolutely love it. Otherwis

  • @Hair8Metal8Karen

    @Hair8Metal8Karen

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@EMurph42 opposite of a problem

  • @jamesmontgomery8347

    @jamesmontgomery8347

    2 жыл бұрын

    You are my rose 🌹

  • @GS-lq2is
    @GS-lq2is2 жыл бұрын

    3:22 - the "huh!"s are priceless

  • @crashh9270
    @crashh92702 жыл бұрын

    Not sure why but the “Ohhhh so it was a book this whole time” line just makes me laugh so hard 😂

  • @ComboSmooth
    @ComboSmooth2 жыл бұрын

    I also had a "wtf?" face on when Ruby Rose who is about half Reeve's size turned out to be the final henchman, but then pretty quickly K-Reeves just picks her up and just chucks her through a mirror.

  • @user-xx6vy9ri8p

    @user-xx6vy9ri8p

    2 жыл бұрын

    Because she is Batwoman.

  • @neoluthuli3254
    @neoluthuli32542 жыл бұрын

    "It was a book this whole time" That why he is a literally God in this movie

  • @Storm-zm9pp
    @Storm-zm9pp2 жыл бұрын

    “Homeless People Assassin Network” So many good uses for this line

  • @YonkoDGoofy
    @YonkoDGoofy2 жыл бұрын

    The way Producer Guy said 'OhMyGOD' after the statement of election swinging absolutely killed me.

  • @ignaciotaborda6538
    @ignaciotaborda65382 жыл бұрын

    5:22 I love this face and the tone in it, it transmits perfectly the "poor thing didn't even have a chance"

  • @PippiOnePointOh
    @PippiOnePointOh2 жыл бұрын

    Producer Guy’s home life is a straight up nightmare.

  • @brucebaker810

    @brucebaker810

    2 жыл бұрын

    Worse. His nightmares repeat, as in _Groundhop Day_ They're on Cthuloop.

  • @FailSonOfAnarchy
    @FailSonOfAnarchy2 жыл бұрын

    5:51 Should have told him to get all the way off his back about the flash mob.

  • @1skcusebutuoy1
    @1skcusebutuoy12 жыл бұрын

    I cracked up at "Tilda Swinton on the turntables"

  • @thepaperninja3123
    @thepaperninja31232 жыл бұрын

    0:19 that laugh tho 💀💀

  • @BravoHalcyon
    @BravoHalcyon2 жыл бұрын

    These two have some of the best on-screen chemistry I've ever seen! When they're talking it almost seems like they are one.

  • @joshuakincaid8238
    @joshuakincaid82387 ай бұрын

    At 5:20 - 5:23 I love how he's just like there was no way. Somtimes use that phrase and think of this.

  • @markglass9123
    @markglass91239 ай бұрын

    "Barely an inconvenience" always lands a solid punch in your pitches I've seen, and serves as a great running gag that encapsulates what you're doing so well.

  • @cleveranonym74
    @cleveranonym742 жыл бұрын

    - Of course, I've seen movies. - Me too. That was kinda deep.

  • @NKA23
    @NKA232 жыл бұрын

    That "debt seal deal" that Santino has on John Wick works this way: Santino helped John Wick to retire, so now he OWES Santino and if he comes out of retirement ever again (for what ever reason), Santino can claim Wick's debt in form of ordering him to kill someone and there is no way Wick could refuse that kill contract. It does make sense and it's not even that bad of a deal. Unfortunately for John, he came out of retirement by taking out this entire Russian mob clan in the first movie. So his debt came due.

  • @thedreamscripter4002

    @thedreamscripter4002

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, that was far from entire clan, as we see in second and third movies, but in everything else you are right. The main idea of all John Wick's franchise is how he desperately tries to leave that underworld and how it swamps him more and more with each John's move

  • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband

    @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband

    2 жыл бұрын

    I get more and more unnerved when I see the name Santino(mostly because that's also my name).

  • @Scientist_Salarian
    @Scientist_Salarian2 жыл бұрын

    Wow! This is the first time I’ve heard a non-gun channel correctly state that silencers don’t make guns silent. They’re still quiet loud, but you won’t get your eardrums ruptured if you have to fire one without hearing protection. Big props for that!

  • @michaelchristofferson3190
    @michaelchristofferson31902 жыл бұрын

    Producer guy: "Of course! I've seen movies." Writer guy: "Me too!"

  • @PatronusHelice
    @PatronusHelice2 жыл бұрын

    I was hoping for a line or two about how clueless John seems to be in this movie, about the rules of the whole killer subsociety... when John was like: Rules? as if he didn´t know them at all.

  • @Ryodraco

    @Ryodraco

    2 жыл бұрын

    Right, I mean not only was he one of them but he was one of the best and most experienced of them. He should know the rules better than anyone unless they somehow changed a bunch.

  • @harveylong5878

    @harveylong5878

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Ryodraco the high table keeps their grunts in the dark about certain things. you think 5 star generals know every rule the US armed forces have?

  • @vhvelazquez7187
    @vhvelazquez71872 жыл бұрын

    Sin City pitch meeting!!!

  • @eleethtahgra7182
    @eleethtahgra71822 жыл бұрын

    6:01 john knows....but the viewers dont.

  • @stephenaitchison4561
    @stephenaitchison45612 жыл бұрын

    I have searched John Wick 2 pitch meeting like 200 times waiting for it to be uploaded. Excellent. Can’t wait for Chapter 3, and eventually 4.

  • @jedmachirus2036
    @jedmachirus20362 жыл бұрын

    “Like bumper cars but with murder” 🤣

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy34502 жыл бұрын

    Mob bosses in these movies: "Let's mess with John Wick. It will be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @robertmiller7721

    @robertmiller7721

    2 жыл бұрын

    They learn it’s the opposite pretty quickly don’t they.

  • @hassathunter2464

    @hassathunter2464

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Oh, really?" John Wick: "No"

  • @nickburkhardt7419
    @nickburkhardt74192 жыл бұрын

    “Simple Grittiness” is probs the best description of the first one.

  • @Master_Conner
    @Master_Conner2 жыл бұрын

    Finally, I’ve been wanting this pitch meeting for a while now.

  • @donb4794
    @donb47942 жыл бұрын

    "There is Tilda Swinton on the turntables". Noooo man why is Ms Swinton catching strays Lmao

  • @satyamjagtapedits
    @satyamjagtapedits2 жыл бұрын

    I am a loyal fan I literally binge watched every single pitch meeting in past 4 days not gonna lie. I also started binge watching Ryan's channel. I need more of this content please.

  • @imdonglkr8131

    @imdonglkr8131

    2 жыл бұрын

    Being a loyal fan is tight!!

  • @andyaquitaine4225

    @andyaquitaine4225

    2 жыл бұрын

    He is extremely bingeable

  • @hassathunter2464

    @hassathunter2464

    2 жыл бұрын

    One could say Bingeing Ryan is super easy, barely an inconvience.

  • @andyaquitaine4225

    @andyaquitaine4225

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hassathunter2464 Oh really!

  • @satyamjagtapedits

    @satyamjagtapedits

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@imdonglkr8131 it sure is

  • @CtrlAltDel04
    @CtrlAltDel042 жыл бұрын

    Simply brilliant.

  • @shaymayo6
    @shaymayo62 жыл бұрын

    this saves so much time watching these movies. and it makes them so much better, too.

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