"Do Jism, Ek John"! "Superman, because I trust only Kent"! Two of the best punchlines!

@madhubunny120

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it

@madhubunny120

2 жыл бұрын

Can u please explain it ?

@mihir8675

2 жыл бұрын

@@madhubunny120 Same

@mihir8675

2 жыл бұрын

@@madhubunny120 Found it. Do Jism Ek Jaan is a bollywood song. It's a pun. funni

@madhubunny120

2 жыл бұрын

@@mihir8675 thanq

"Do jism ek John" and That kent clark (superman joke killed it)

@vishnurohit7322

6 жыл бұрын

Umar Shafiq Clark Kent*

@umarshafiq5563

6 жыл бұрын

I know, he used kent one so wrote it that way

@sauravikulkarni8084

6 жыл бұрын

I know right!?!

@heenachavda7270

6 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get that joke😑

@The_fabbergster

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that superman joke was super click Bait

This dude has the best and cutest smile I have ever seen in my life so far. Instant crush.

@MrALenCar321

4 жыл бұрын

He looks more polished in his recent stand ups.

@MrNxtbestthing

3 жыл бұрын

It's sad to know that you have hardly seen any guys then.

@Tanjaicholan

3 жыл бұрын

Arindam Bhattacharya are you saying she should be turned on by the guys you are turned on by?

@sukeshinikumbhar6806

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssssaaa🥺🥺💓

@adarsh5647

3 жыл бұрын

😉

Hema Malini: I trust only kent Rahul: Toh? 😂😂😂

@vijjupal1

4 жыл бұрын

Man, this guy made me laugh right after I came back from 2 night long cordon and search operation and till now I thought that only we punjabis had self depreciating humor. Top of the charts... Every joke is a jem....

"Do jism ek John" WHAT A PUN WHAT A PUN WHAT A PUN AAYA FUN

@sar3729

6 жыл бұрын

Dikha diya na tune bhi apna 'GhatiyaPUN'.

@mai_pareshaant

6 жыл бұрын

Panda Zoo Tune maara aisa amazing pun baap bole wow wow I'M PROUD OF U SON!

@pandazoo3121

6 жыл бұрын

Prashant Bhookya Damn right my man

@ayushrawlani1074

6 жыл бұрын

How does a panda have phone?

@prashanttiwari5507

6 жыл бұрын

I wanted to write that so bad!

What is Hema Malini's favorite song? A: Pappu kent dance saala.

@Itsybitsyak

4 жыл бұрын

Haye ram😂😂

@anantgupta1192

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@sn20

3 жыл бұрын

😀😀

@vidhu0211

3 жыл бұрын

lol 🤣🤣🤣

I did not see that Clark Kent joke coming!! That was so well put!!!😂

I love when people dig out logic from old movies... XD

Superman ki Batman? Superman bcuz I trust only Kent! ! 😁😁👌👌 Too damn hilarious!

@MuhammadAhmad-rh8ec

6 жыл бұрын

santan biswas yar is joke ki samjh ni aye .. :/

@raj4myo

6 жыл бұрын

arey bhai superman ka asli naam "Clark Kent" hai

@MuhammadAhmad-rh8ec

6 жыл бұрын

santan biswas thanks

@Jinx-iw6zb

6 жыл бұрын

santan biswas superman ka asli naam kar-el hai

@shreyanshkhare4488

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jinx-iw6zb yes but his mother (Martha ) named her clark kent

I trust only Kent 👍😂😂

@bestatrandom7418

6 жыл бұрын

I am 100th like !!

@aditikamatgi3135

6 жыл бұрын

🎆🎆💞

@abdullakunda2742

6 жыл бұрын

adi ti

@rajrishiramaswamy1878

6 жыл бұрын

Its an amazing pun

@hetavigandhi6639

6 жыл бұрын

K

That "Do Jism One John" And "Superman only Coz I trust only Kent" Way above laughing

MADRAS CAFE" joke WAS FAvv!! i litterly thought u r talking about his movie!!

2 jism 1 John 😂😂😂👍

@jskabs4750

6 жыл бұрын

Kunal Singh Matlab?

@saumitjin5526

6 жыл бұрын

jsk abs Do Jism Ek Jaan

I don't trust Rahul... Because I trust only Kent Wow... 1k likes... Feel important Chaitu, you're relatable. 🙈😅🤣

@AKcoustic

6 жыл бұрын

Chaitali Gaikwad kzread.info/dash/bejne/gIynw7COfLzRlso.html

@rahuljain2281

6 жыл бұрын

but... okay :(

@pbhushanbsb

5 жыл бұрын

*one-ly

@tejassingh1599

4 жыл бұрын

I also Kent trust him

@shashwatsinha5291

4 жыл бұрын

I am Clark Kent. Trust me

Not a fan of John Abraham but John is a great human being, unlike many other film stars who are simply self centred. Still thumbs up to you.

@freddiem6805

2 жыл бұрын

@@rahulthilak3730 no idea

@DeepKumar.

Жыл бұрын

Great Human being with an attitude issue and rude behavior, yeah I have met John Abraham and he isn't as nice as U make him look like

@utkarshjuwatkar8130

Ай бұрын

​@@DeepKumar. I've had good experiences with him he's atleast polite to all the vfx artists that meet him rarely

Holy Shit I woke up my whole hostel at The Clark KENT joke.

@mrwhotheheck5092

Жыл бұрын

Ooh time machine

Madras cafe is by far one of my favourite restro!!!!!😂😂

@parshuramshamraofulzele4827

5 жыл бұрын

Kya Dosa milta hai idhar😂😂

@ankushshetty

4 жыл бұрын

Ramashray also

@AryanKumar-in3pk

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it :( can anybody explain

@sashidharkaranam2618

2 жыл бұрын

@@AryanKumar-in3pk MADRAS CAFE, John Abraham's movie.

Hey Kalia where do you see yourself in five years..😂😂😂😂😂

@TheAditya0495

6 жыл бұрын

tanusha shrivastava down the length 😂😂😂

@tanushashrivastava4582

6 жыл бұрын

aditya sharma 😂😂

@aaziz4113

6 жыл бұрын

Kalia was already dead by then. 😉

@mubarakahmed1708

5 жыл бұрын

Chutiya after five Machaar Mart3rd hue sardaar

"Aapne to dharmendra ko bhi trust kiya tha" 🤣🤣🤣hilarious

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pun/minute ratio is too damn high

@debomitabanerji8894

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr🤣🤣

Aapne toh Dharmendra ko bhi trust kiya tha 🔥🔥🔥 xDD

Whattt.. John looks good! He has the cutest smile with that dimple 😊

I love this guy. His delivery makes the jokes x 1000000 times more funnier

@manasjaiswal1473

2 жыл бұрын

Ur in need of a facewash pimpAle

Too Damn hilarious 😂😂😂😂 every joke is a gem😂😂 that sholay part is lit🔥🔥🔥🔥

@aefwon3936

5 жыл бұрын

kaise ... ;)

@allanprince578

5 жыл бұрын

Too sad I was not able to understand !!

Group discussion aur interview bhi krwa lete hy 😂😂😂😂

@romiljain2808

6 жыл бұрын

0I'll ik

@AamirAKhan-cb9eq

6 жыл бұрын

...

@deepakjose5940

6 жыл бұрын

2:41 epic. Already watched a thousand times

At 1:27 he just took a pause for the public to laugh... That's what i call a true performer and comedian.

@ishitapal2011

7 ай бұрын

ummmmm..... sorry but every comedian does that

I just saw your stand up 'kal main udega'... Came here straight to write this.. "You are the best stand up artist I have seen in my life..."

Gone mad when he said 2 jism 1 john😂

such a great humor man !! !your accent is fab ....can't wait to watch you in live performance.

3:56....that should have been the actual dialogue of the movie😂😂😂

@parulgoel9790

4 жыл бұрын

@@DM-tc7ue fuck your arse

@DM-tc7ue

4 жыл бұрын

@@parulgoel9790 Fuck yours raa pundaa

"2 jism 1 John" 1:35 ....anybody else thought of biswa from the way he said that line?!

God, its 2 in the midnight and I am ROTFL. My laugh disturbed my 5 month daughters sleep. 🤣😂

@ShashankD137

5 жыл бұрын

Gaandu pappa

@ma8235

5 жыл бұрын

What if you had been watching a horror movie at this time and suddenly had to pee. Dude this just happened to me last night 😂😂

@dharmendarjain343

5 жыл бұрын

@@ma8235 🤣😂

@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338

5 жыл бұрын

Bad papa... control yourself... Now she is 10 months Happy parenting 🤣🤣

@rithikshetty2226

4 жыл бұрын

@jami0070 🤣🤣🤣

Do jism ek John.. Epic!😂😂😂

What's wrong with John's face He was one of the best looking men The roles he plays are rough and tough but his face is smooth

@cheezdoza5552

3 жыл бұрын

@@meghanasuresh2048 lmao

@uditgoel6925

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly he was a model

@divyashukla9899

3 жыл бұрын

May be he meant to say.....john has acne face.....so it will not go good with face wash......🙄🙄maybe

Just want to clarify that John Abraham is really good looking...i don't get why he made such jokes on him...

I didn't want it to end..dude don't be so stingy release more of your standup videos please..

@adityad1356

6 жыл бұрын

Bibin George daaaymn you got no chill 😂😂😂😂😂

@ShimaTheCatto

6 жыл бұрын

Bibin George sorry but a 15 year old broke kid can't go his stand up..But you are free to lend me some money though(^__^)

@bibingeorge7822

6 жыл бұрын

Lucy Heartfilia 15 year old might have enough brain to understand that nothing can be achieved without cost ...m talking about normal kids ... U might be the special one's ^_^

@ShimaTheCatto

6 жыл бұрын

Ohh great sir..How your kind insightful words have inspired me..If you weren't there to guide me I would have never understood that everything comes with a cost.I am honoured that I am special in your eyes.Keep guiding us special ones.. O great man(　^ω^)

@bibingeorge7822

6 жыл бұрын

Lucy Heartfilia I trust kent😂😂😂😂😂😂go get a life

I have started watching you lately and now I think why and how did I missed such a lovely performer earlier, u make me laugh all the time I watch you ,thank you 🥰

" Agar John Abraham face wash bech sakta hai to Manmohan Singh ko rock band me jaana chahiya tha " lol

I've seen this video at least a 100 times and it still cracks me up everytime I watch it next :)

"Superman ki batman" "Superman....cause I TRUST ONLY KENT" 😂😂😂😂😂👏

Batman or Superman, I trust only Kent, best line 🔥🔥

this is so hilarious. everytime i watch this video it never gets boring. This was Epic performance. ultimate. the thing which i like most is 2 jism 1 john. that's deep bro. you have a great sense of humour. your punches are so strong and Oriented. you are Awesome dude.

It was so dammmnnnnn funny that i got tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣man u r so hilarious. Today only I saw ur videos and iam a new fan of yours❤

do jism ek john 😂😂

Man you're so funny I almost died laughing..... I was laughing continuously till the end.... Keep up your good work

Watching this video at 9:44AM and realized his name last name is SubramaniaN, not SubramaniaM 🤦‍♀️

2 jism ek John😂😂😂 Rock band😂

There are wannabees these days. Thank God, there's hope. Rahul you rock

By the THE BEST comedy I've ever had. Last line had me rolling onthe floor laughing literally

That built-up for Superman ki Batman😂😂

Damn this guy's so funny i'm still laughing after the video has got over

"2 Jism 1 John"😂😂🙌😂😂

Doesn't matter how many times I see this I always end up laughing dead😂 Like u ssly are so talented dude Love ur videos

Wtf, I just got to see a magnum advertisement after watching this video. What's next? Kent? 😂

"Do Jism ek John" I lost here man 😂🙌 What what what what a pun 🙌😂

Rahul aaya hain vapis. Strong message le ke

2 jism , 1 John !!!

Almost expected "Jabtak hai John jaane jahan,me nachungi" XD

John looks great. He was a super model . N one of th most handsome bollywd actors

John Abraham is good looking, if not him then who! #Garnier

@manishrathore5398

6 жыл бұрын

his face has potholes...

@ricegrum5967

6 жыл бұрын

Manish Singh like our brain

@rajbhargaw6

4 жыл бұрын

@@manishrathore5398 that doesn't change the fact that he is good looking...

@dileepreddy9478

4 жыл бұрын

@@rajbhargaw6 face wash is for skin not for face features.

@rajbhargaw6

4 жыл бұрын

@@dileepreddy9478 i was replying to this manish guy... what he said was just insulting

I dnt trust u I trust only Kent Hahahhaha Love u man awsum Never thought they can have this type of conversation...... As well

Love this man....made me laugh like hell....

Watched this stand up...2 years ago....and i think...i ve watched all stand up of...him...a several times...and i laughed today too like i used to laugh the first time when i watched this stand up..kudos to uh bhya!💜

my favourite after biswa....................

@spock7945

6 жыл бұрын

you should start a website by that name as you make this effin' rantmment everywhere on this channel's Rahul uploads!

@rk02536

5 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@i_am_that_memer_guy1741

5 жыл бұрын

Ae tatti tera naam kya hai

@sanjayrajashekar1819

4 жыл бұрын

Biswa mast Aadmi...

Loved the Superman joke man!!!!

Awesome! That batman superman punch was epic! 😂😂👍

Viru: Basanthi, mera bath tho suno.. Basanthi: NOOOOOOO🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

2 jism 1 john

One super like fo that superman joke😂😂😂

One of the best bits I've ever seen! 😂😂

Ending's awesome😂😂

Watched it live in Bangalore! It was AWESOME!! 😂😂💥💥

@prakritipokhrel5539

5 жыл бұрын

Lucky you

That Thumbnail Smirk was transferred to my face when i saw ur vdo on recommendation.

The Basanti Climax is kickass!

Purely hilarious man... Laughed my heart out.. this man's a genius

Love your intro music

One of the best performance by Rahul. Keep up the good work... :-)

The basanti part just took off and landed so neatly..i love this.. .dammn bro..you killed it!

He is such a good comic. His smile is endearing.

HEY kaaliya where do u see yourself 5 years down the lane....xD xD xD

"Do Jism, Ek John" -Overachiever Gokhale

Oh man ur smile attitude looks and voice ....instant crush🥰🥰🥰

Sholay part is phenomenal 😅😅🤣🤣

U didn't see John in jism 2 coz. Jism 1 - John Jism 2- John Cena. U know what I mean.

The way he said 'gaand Mara main to inhi k saamne nachungi' kept me laughing till the end.. 😂😂❤

2:02 - 2:07 😂😂😂😂 I died!!!

🤣🤣 watched it again. ROFL again

Bhai ki video aa gyi, i thought winters will come first

@chootbhagat1419

6 жыл бұрын

chup be sale

@rk02536

5 жыл бұрын

Winter is coming

bro you sounded like garhwali when u were talking like hema.

I love this video ...but I only trust Kent😂😂😂

Epicc🤣 was the sholay scene 🤣🤣❤️❤️

3:31 Clark Kent (Superman)

He's stoned man! 😂 Look at his eyes.

@akshaysml225

4 жыл бұрын

Shubhra Thakkar tho😂

I can just say that ur simply the best i have seen standups

Last line " I don't trust you"...lol That was the best

G@nd mara mai tho nachugi😂 u nailed it bro

From the notifications

The superman one was the best thing ever to happen in stand up comedy

I love you, Rahul! I really do and you deserve many million of subscribers..