I love hearing Lee randomly laughing in the back

Joey's brain makes the National Archives look like a bookshelf

@resmarted

4 жыл бұрын

The national archives have to rely on actual published works. Joey can just make shit up.

@supreadytoparty

4 жыл бұрын

UNCLE JOEY IS TREMENDOUS!

@Trent_Moorman

4 жыл бұрын

@@resmarted all week he's been having childhood and earlier life friends on his pod. The literally have individually corroborated multiple stories.

@resmarted

4 жыл бұрын

@@Trent_Moorman Joey is literally a liar and a thief.

@fuzzyloveworms

4 жыл бұрын

@@resmarted you a Mook!

3:50 he wanted to say Kobe so bad when he threw that rock!!! Lmao

@MikeSmith12345

4 жыл бұрын

Broooo. I thought he was gonna say it. I would of lost it lol. Missed opportunity

@creeker81

4 жыл бұрын

@amanda miller yep!! Also my ex's name is Amanda Miller!! Js

"I wasn't a thief, I bumped into things."

@shaneburke1486

4 жыл бұрын

Im 5 minutes into the podcast, but I read that in joey's voice.

On a cold night, a cup of spiked coffee, a cigar, and Joey Diaz stories is a vibe 🤙🤌

Covid is the best thing to happen to Ari. Went from public enemy number 1 to completely forgotten about in a matter of months

@mflugo9082

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Smith it was gonna happen anyway. But ari will be best known for his Kobe joke.

@auraglasswerks4900

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck Kobe!!!

@joego9519

4 жыл бұрын

@Sky Gomez edgy!!

@cracknigga

4 жыл бұрын

well, you seem to still remember him since you are still here

@BirdOfHermes83

4 жыл бұрын

@@cracknigga your name is fucking awesome!

Ari certainly doesn't have trouble finding cocaine during the lockdown.

@dustinmarquis1274

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@BirdOfHermes83

4 жыл бұрын

@@abbey6507 Cock pocket! (Sing the hot pocket line when you res that! 😉😉😉)

@wayofthewonderer

4 жыл бұрын

@Joe Brown found the guy who does coke

“What was I talking about” Joey Diaz

taking a drink of water is a dangerous game when Joey Diaz is talking

I watch anything with the great Joey Diaz!!! He has become my most favorite human who has ever walked the earth!!! More real than Superman!!!

@eddunne4190

3 жыл бұрын

Ye ive become a bit like this.since i was 5 & 13 ive had 2 passions in my life & there's never been room 4much else.then i came across uncle joey (how i honestly can't remember) & now im a fully no messing member of the church & now the joint family.they say laughter is the best medicine right

When coco is so stoned he closes his eyes its gunna be a goodun

Lol Joey literally pulls off magic sleight of hand when he’s robbing you. Hilarious

Bro Uncle Joey was blaaasted in this one

I love seeing Ari out in the wild doing the intro.

@MrDsholmes

4 жыл бұрын

On mushrooms

@boochgaming2845

4 жыл бұрын

Its so awesome.

@XpapricaX

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah because he is gonna get jumped when he comes to La

@joeguy6351

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, maybe a high-five.

@XpapricaX

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Guy yeah from a pussy like you maybe

Take it easy on Ari, guys.. hes a pure Jewish stereotype, but hes okay

That Joey Jingles story makes a lot more sense now.

What Ari said: "I've had genital warts" What Ari meant: "I have genital warts"

@rauhaan.

4 жыл бұрын

What I read it as "what ari meant: I have genital wants" loool

only joey is able to go and tell stories about his robberies for 3 straight fucking hours lmao! LOVE IT!

So much respect for Joey Diaz.

"everyone should just shoplift for charity" lol

I'm sooo high; I thought you were standing in front of a green screen.

my God this podcast is historic !! 3 hour ear beating all joey Diaz

best comedy i’ve seen since this lock downs soooo good ahahaha

"I don't have to go in there like 'Beauty school drop out'" 😂😂

one of the best podcasts ive seen in awhile

the first 15 minutes feels like something i found and shouldn’t be watching

@macktrainor5223

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

I love the respect Ari has for Diaz, and that they are equally 2 extremely funny people!

Anytime I watch Joey MF Diaz in a podcast I have to smoke a bowl, just to keep up.

"you guys mark normand steals too!" LMFAOOO dead

"What was i sayin" 54x 😂😂😂

Ari this was beautiful lmao... we needed an authoritative manuscript on the nuances of José Diaz’s robbins

Hell yeah great podcast 😎

Love a nice smoke sesh in nature cheers dudes yo

@thedonofthsht76-58

4 жыл бұрын

Love your mom in nature

Hahaha! Joey Diaz is cool as shit and Ari is a flying Jew! Hahaha. Thanks for the cool show Ari

So glad this is a channel now.

In the intro when he throws the tock in the creek like a basketball I bet he said "Kobe"

@delanaenter1944

4 жыл бұрын

I would die laughing

@oklagrowmie

4 жыл бұрын

I came here to see if anyone thought that same thing😂😂😂

Smokin on a plane next to a SOLDIER (uncle diaz voice) LEGENDARY LMAOOO

The shroom trip intro 😂😂

Ari stole that BHS girls soccer 2014 shirt

@LetsGoGetThem

4 жыл бұрын

He slithered in like a lanky goblin.

Join forces? Lmfao! Joey Diaz is a real Avenger!

Dude I think the same thing at any urinals!! Apparently everyone pisses longer than us 😂😂😂

"I dunno, I just like to get ripped.."

Hahaha lee laughing in the background lol

Ari and Joey both legands in their own right Joey is the best story teller out there Ari is great for his don't give a fuck attitude

Love you Ari great guest uncle Joey in the house

3:50 he alllllmost says “Kobe”

@Dudemeister-id9mw

4 жыл бұрын

Donnell Rawlings "Kobe Bryaaaaaaant....is gooooone"

@creeker81

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha i posted that to b 4 i saw this!!! Same timestamp!!! Lmmfao

@mephistophelesuchiha9933

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 I thought the same shit

Hi Ari!!! Keep it up dude this channel is sick! Much love from Canada

Joey Diaz so fucking funny 🤣 😆 😂

Hahaha what an intro 🤣

I'm the kind of guy, I'llllll admit it when I fart 😂

A series on HBO needs to be made just solely on Joeys 1983 year

I don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence

@resmarted

4 жыл бұрын

That's what a lot of actual poor people around the world think about you. They're comin for ya.

@fitch9782

4 жыл бұрын

posted from my iPhone

@666slateran666

4 жыл бұрын

Loved that reference RIP chris

No ya fuck 😂 making that sammich on the go dude 👌🏼🖕🏻🦠

METH to MATH nice Save haha !

1:08:09 Ari's Face. An appropriate response to what Joey Diaz told him. I'm dying. 1:17:10 AIDS Joints 1:26:30 A Good Lee Laugh

This is peak zanned uncle joey

1:51:30 Joey's story goes so well with sirens in the backround

3:46 you know Ari wanted to echo, *Kobe*

Oh my God my stomach hurts from laughing so f****** hard thank you mister shaffir. I haven't checked in on yours podcast for a while. Glad to see you're up and running again. Where is Arie living now he's like a hippie in the middle of the f****** Woods I love it.

I almost lost it when he called them lezmy Moore and Aaron kushner

i fuckin love joey...we NEED him to stay with us man.

1:08:00 - "...I'd take all the coke, the cut, EVERYthing..cause this is a revenge hit.." Classic.

Only here for Uncle Joey, you were on fire today CoCo

eating some shrooms and chillin listening to ari. ; )

@chilliLRK

4 жыл бұрын

How'd it go?

@FlatrockFlatheads

4 жыл бұрын

@@chilliLRK I dont even remember what the podcast was about. lol

casual 15 minute intro hahahaha

@Mathew.

4 жыл бұрын

bahahahaha i love it so much

Joey ; every dollar I kept Ari : REALLY? Joey : went to cocaine

@BlazRa

Жыл бұрын

A man of principles

Joey is the man!

@dabking2947

4 жыл бұрын

If heroin had a face

Great podcast Ari!! Thank you and Uncle Joey for the escape! Coco needs to do like Bert and get some of his stores into movies. Much love to you guys!

How the fuck after that long smoking does joey remember everyones name from his entire life, including dates and details when i cant remember shit from last week...amazing

Joey is the man. He is a real person that comes from real struggles like the rest of us

Joey needs a show about revenge robbery collect stories from friends or fans but I think it’s got wheels

That double cross scheme is genius

LMMFAO 👍 Stealing is all fun an games until ya get caught, then it's embarrassing

Why is Ari in the basement where they filmed Home Alone?

@toddmorrissey8372

Жыл бұрын

It's the only spot his family member will allow him in their house, unless the car is running in a their closed garage.

Can't cancel Uncle Joey..👍🏾😜

*_This is your brain on drugs!_* (Ari in the beginning)

Shoplifters of the world unite!!!♾😤⚔

Was he rolling the first 15mins wtf

16:10. Thank Me. I'm Welcome. 🐯

“This is North Hollywood ... this isn’t fuckin’ ... Hollywood”

Aids gets alllll the fucking good treatment. Gold.

never let the truth get in the way of a good story

I couldn't imagine growing up in the 80s and 90s on new York city ...I know what Philly is like. Can't imagine nyc

ari releasing podcasts from the middle of the amazon

Their skill level 100

@ryanquiriconi2318

3 жыл бұрын

Thief

Joey "I would have been in the Criminal Hall of Fame if it wasn't for fences" Diaz

Xanax Joey in the flesh

Yesssssssssss!!!! Happy monday!!!!!!!!!!

Smoking weed on a plane, i'm dead

Good show

3:45 Ari’s thoughts: “ _kobe_ “

2:34:59 ari tries to get Joey Diaz to snitch on himself and fails lol (Misery loves company )

About time you get on video.

39:32 Lee Syatt Laugh!

ari is living in a beautiful simulation

I have been young Joey Diaz most of my life.

Joeys got another thing comin if he thinks his daughter wont know he smokes until shes 17 lol, you realize all that shit a lot younger, kids are always listening

@jcarroll7371

4 жыл бұрын

He said 14 but yea she'll know by 10 probably if not younger.

@dozersmama21

4 жыл бұрын

I knew my mom smoked weed when I was 4. I walked downstairs & she and her friend were rolling a joints, so I said, "Mom are you smoking weed again?"

@19craig93

4 жыл бұрын

more then likely but at least shell be of age to understand and be talked to rationally, props to him for wanting to keep it from her until shes of age

@jinxedsphinx3600

3 жыл бұрын

@@dozersmama21 ya little fuckin narc

YES!! Great way to start my birthday

@alexcoyg3281

4 жыл бұрын

Happy Birthday James!

@matthewjswider

4 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday guy!

@NockyBoober

4 жыл бұрын

Happy bday bud

@anjiknew

4 жыл бұрын

Happy Born day brotha wish you the best!!

@IrieBuddha94

4 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday you savage!

I see Mr. Diaz, I like. It’s that simple.

@learntonganwithandrew

4 жыл бұрын

You are simple.

@chrisbeeclean1579

4 жыл бұрын

Tarot for Self-Knowledge and you are pathetic

@resmarted

4 жыл бұрын

You are simple.

@chilliLRK

4 жыл бұрын

@@learntonganwithandrew find railroad tracks and just wait

Im a fan of the church and am here to support Joey