Is anyone else curious to see Joe Wilkinson eat a chocolate orange whole? Watch the FULL series on All 4: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm

@queenfreddie861

5 жыл бұрын

Joe should do a podcast or something

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated

5 жыл бұрын

Does KZread allow 144 hour videos yet?

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated

5 жыл бұрын

JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE, AYE, CANNY BELTA! MINT!

@stannousflouride8372

5 жыл бұрын

@Pixel Girl: Longest KZread Video Ever Will Take You 23 Days To Watch: Jonathan Harchick has created and uploaded the longest KZread video of all time, clocking in at 571 hours, 1 minute and 41 seconds. He says, "I challenge anyone to try and make a longer video."Jul 28, 2011

@jesusghandi2485

5 жыл бұрын

Council House And Violence

Joe Wilkinson doesn’t have bad ideas. He just has revolutionary ideas the rest of us haven’t evolved enough to appreciate yet.

@robZzdaboss

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds like something Joe Wilkinson might say.

" his little handkerchief for mopping his brow when he's had a tough day *being a nobhead* " killed me 😂😂 ( 3:29 )

Jimmy, "So the target was 315, uhh Joe did you get it?", Joe, "I got 4". Amazing

@nicpardon1057

3 жыл бұрын

he literly could of said 7

@lisazdvoru1660

3 жыл бұрын

I am curious if it was possible. The closest I got was 312.

@wienners2528

3 жыл бұрын

If you cheat and use illegal operations you can do it. 4!*7*2-4!+2+1=315 24*14-24+3=315 336-21=315

@speedstyle.

2 жыл бұрын

@@lisazdvoru1660 ​It's not, the closest is 312 = 4×(2×7-1)×(4+2)

"Father, London's a lonely place!" "Yep, it's raining here, I'll get your mum"

@marcoboscarol2420

5 жыл бұрын

Did not understood that one care to explain?

@cockoffgewgle4993

5 жыл бұрын

@@marcoboscarol2420 What's to understand? He was just improving a fictional phone conversation between him and his parents. He's from the north and presumably spends much of his time in London, where, presumably, this is filmed.

@marcoboscarol2420

5 жыл бұрын

@@cockoffgewgle4993 Since I didnt find it funny, I thought he was quoting something thats all

@TECHNOBOGAN

5 жыл бұрын

It's a joke that his dad doesn't know how to talk to him, so refers everything to his mother.

@marcoboscarol2420

5 жыл бұрын

@mc finn Mah...

"your saying it to me like its obvious" hahaha

@TheW89

5 жыл бұрын

You're*

@seriousgameofficial

5 жыл бұрын

Conrad Wolf I couldn't believe how stupid she is

@infamoussky22

5 жыл бұрын

She didn't even know how to play the game

@matthewthomas2885

5 жыл бұрын

I did it differently coz I was bored I did- 9*4=36-(5+5)=26+75=101

@thedunyadoneya2628

5 жыл бұрын

5x5= 25 75/25= 3 4-3= 1 +100= 101

I'd die for james acaster

'I popped a 4 in the corner' - (showing his workings out) Waaaahhhahhaa :D Jo Wilkinson you are a comedy hero!

7:21 I love Rachel's nervous hopefulness.

why is james acaster so attractive when the entirety of his appearance in this video was getting salty about a teddy bear why

@vctrsone

4 жыл бұрын

Doh its cause he reminds you of Adrian Edmondson, Hes basically Vyvyan from the young ones!

@fmbray_

4 жыл бұрын

He's super cute. I want to give him a hug.

@dandaropa

3 жыл бұрын

James Acaster and Jon Richardson. Two people I’m weirdly attracted to against my better judgement

@sincerepretence3616

2 жыл бұрын

@@dandaropa and also the TRASHMAN

Miles, johnny Vegas and Joe, the only people who can make Sean laugh

@IndianaJonas96

5 жыл бұрын

peter serafinowicz

@sulaimanmalik6300

5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy too, remember when Danny Dyer came on the show and Jimmy made a joke about him being Jamaican? Sean Lock and Seann Walsh lost the plot😂😂

I may be in love with James Acaster

@DollOfTheDamned

5 жыл бұрын

Just a small town bicycle ADMIT IT, WE ALL ARE.

James Acaster l makes my heart jump for joy. Such a sweet, funny man.

Jo Wilkinson, pure class. He plays his character well 😂

@YuriyNasretdinov

Жыл бұрын

Character??

@LLLLLB

5 ай бұрын

@@YuriyNasretdinovyou’re not serious?! 😂

5:55 actually had me in stitches

You’ve done James dirty in the thumbnail

@SIenderplier

5 жыл бұрын

It gave me a giggle :P and as much as I love these videos anyway...I only clicked for James hehe

@Pipkins0263

5 жыл бұрын

Amy Stokes your fuck 13 have sex

@nahmate7433

5 жыл бұрын

@@Pipkins0263 umm...

7:32 such a genuine reaction loved it!

Can you do one of Rachel Riley smashing the maths?

@Yewtewba

5 жыл бұрын

You just wanna see Rachel smashing.

@Outland9000

5 жыл бұрын

Eh... That too.

@rylestknuckles

5 жыл бұрын

@@Yewtewba who wouldn't

@Evar0se

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yewtewba nonce

3:20 how did no one pick up on the really obvious joke. Jon: "Oh that's a lovely jacket." Response: "Maybe he'll let you borrow it."

@earl_gay

5 жыл бұрын

cause its not that funny

@aaroonoverplays1732

5 жыл бұрын

James Condon I cant hear it

@Droooooo0

5 жыл бұрын

Obvious doesn't mean funnny

@jakedaniels6350

4 жыл бұрын

i caught it

@swine13

4 жыл бұрын

@@earl_gay be honest, though, if Jimmy had made the joke, everyone would have laughed and half the comments to this video would be like "jimmys joke about the jacket was perfect 👌 😆🤣"

Only James Acaster could harbour that extent of disdain for a teddy bear.

7:20 watched this so much i can even read their minds from paying attention to the tone. here rachel is impeccable and the response from roisin conaty is so genuine. this is as good cast as the graham norton show.

@swanningabout

5 жыл бұрын

Graham Norton is shit

Nice to see a clip with scenes where both Rob and Roisin got the answers. Their reactions were hilarious but actually quite touching, and everyone seemed to be happy for them.

Catherine's number round gets me every single time I see it

This is the kind of video that makes the day great.

That random dude in the audiance laughing at 1:48 had both me and Lee crack up. Well done good sir! 👍

6:06 I saw you Sean mouthing slapstick😉

"So the target was 315. Joe. Did you get it?" "I got 4." Had me in fucking tears xDxDxD

Reign not the longest word but it is fancy...

Can you do a compilation of the best mascots please?

Do a bob Mortimer compilation on when he doesn’t get the answers right.

“I popped a 4 in the corner” 🤣🤣

As someone genuinely from Chatham, Rob's logic was flawless.

@sarah-catemarchie

5 жыл бұрын

Tbf no one from Chatham admits they’re from Chatham. It’s always. Medway or Kent, “the place next to Rochester” is a good one!

@IsTaost

5 жыл бұрын

I normally say Canterbury cause it's where from my dad's from, which is a much better option.

@TheSnakeking24

4 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair it was a very nice area ... about 60 years ago before the docks closed and now all we have is chavs Council homes always vacant

@mrmactknife

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheSnakeking24 The docks.are the reason Chatham is bad. When the docks in London closed all the wrong un's from the east end moved to Chatham for work, and never left.

4:01. John clearly flinched

Rob´s walk back at around 0:55 is hilarious.

I wish we had shows like this in australia. Probably wouldnt work though, different ppl, different sense of humour.

@motormadness9975

5 жыл бұрын

Today show is just as good mate 👌👌👌

@DaveWraptastic

5 жыл бұрын

Don't you have Numbers and Letters? Adam told me about it

@eelston1

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone is too sensitive, offended by everything these days

@adzymalone4217

5 жыл бұрын

I thought English and Aussie humour was quite similar. We both love the word cunt, that’s the only evidence/theory I have that drew me to this conclusion

@qwertyTRiG

5 жыл бұрын

I thought Australia and the UK are the only English-speaking countries to have panel shows. Some other countries in Northern Europe have them too.

3:06 James looks *identical* to Chris Barrie when he does that face!!

What does the acronym 'chav' mean? ... Acronym?

joe Wilkinson is a legend x love him so funny x love u joe x thanku x god bless x

Johnny Vegas saying phone in a posh voice is just too funny.

Take the 75, divide it by 5, divide that by 5, take the 3 from the four, then add 1 to the 100. You used all the numbers to get 101.

@KillinTime2792

2 жыл бұрын

you forgot the 9

Katherine Ryan in that yellow top.

@fingersTitan

5 жыл бұрын

She is an ugly annoying cretin...

@Attlanttizz

5 жыл бұрын

Can't a bloke just enjoy a beautiful décolleté?

@oabuseer

5 жыл бұрын

Fingers Titan I wish you could spell

@adamosborne685

5 жыл бұрын

Nah she is fit

@retrogamer33

5 жыл бұрын

Fingers Titan - Are you blind as well as illiterate?

The weird thing is? I've seen SO few of their individual stand-up routines, but I think they're hilarious. I've seen Acaster's special, I've seen Carr's special, some clips of John and Sean, seen Roisin in series, but GOD are they all funniest here.

I just wanna hug Russel, oh my lord...!

"your talking out your arse mate" "sorry sir"

4:26 omg i have the shirt that jons wearing. Idk how to feel about it.

This is better than sitting through an episode

Gotta love coming from Chatham, home of the Chav 😂😂

Anyone know what episode the first clip is from? (When Claudia covered for Rachel)

“Be careful, those teeth are expensive”

That laugh though

Congrats Rob!

Where is the last part from? Where Tom Allen is talking to jimmy?

Did you really blur out his hand signals in the thumbnail? That's funnier than the clip 😂👌

@LuxioV2

5 жыл бұрын

ShallowDepression wouldn’t want to offend anyone now would they, that’s a 1 way ticket to hell

This is probably the craziest show on the planet 😂😂😂😂

@swine13

4 жыл бұрын

I take it you've never seen Takeshi's Castle, then?

315 4 2 7 1 4 2 4 + 2 = 6 6 x 4 = 24 7 x 2 = 14 14 - 1 = 13 24 x 13 = 312 Best possible. Happens from time to time that you can't get exact.

"My brain is really struggling"

*Public service announcement:* Chav is not an acronym for anything. There's an _urban legend_ that it stands for Council Housed And Violent, but that's just a backronym. The true origins of the word are _probably_ Romani, from the Romani word "chavi" meaning "child". Also, whatever happened to "charva"? I heard that _long_ before "chav" became popular.

@andrewengland8021

5 жыл бұрын

pixel girl agreed, we used charva as an insulting, piss taking greeting when I was a kid.

@swanningabout

5 жыл бұрын

Bollocks. You're reading too much into it

@andrewengland8021

5 жыл бұрын

Really? makes sense to me, a charva was someone we didn’t like, used it well before chav was well used to describe a scroat.

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated

5 жыл бұрын

Strawberry Unicorn, you really think that a sensible proposed etymological origin is "bollocks" whereas the nonsense backronym is supposedly the real origin? My friend, your scepticism is not directed in a sensible fashion. Also, I have no idea how one could "read too much" into any aspect of this, it's not a complex situation.

@Areyousayingidontknowmyname

5 жыл бұрын

i was under the impression it was related to chavel or horse because they had long faces and a tendency toward ponytails.

How did she get a higher number than if she had just multiplied everything together lol

@ZesPak

3 жыл бұрын

It's also not correct. Multiplying everything (first adding the one to one of the factors) gets you 560. Actually subtracting the 1 gets you fairly close at 336.

Clicked just for the James Acaster bit, although the show is funny

when does the next series start

4:41 I’m fucking dead😅

You could get 320 by doing - 7+1 = 8 8x4 = 32 4x2 = 8 8+2 = 10 10x32 = 320

Love Lee defending his teammate at 4:56

@thedunyadoneya2628

5 жыл бұрын

Then you'll love this... kzread.info/dash/bejne/fJpsm86JdMS7lqw.html (at about 1:30)

everyone loves Joe Wilkinson

@obs4281

5 жыл бұрын

Parovsky :3 I don't

So, for the all low numbers round, I was able to get a 320. Add the 7, 1, and 2. You get 10. Times that by the other 2, you get 20. Do 4 times 4, get 16. 20 times 16 is 320. I have been trying to figure out anything to make it work and it's not happening XD

Anyone know what which episode the last clip was from???

The one around 02:00 who didn't manage to get to 101... Is there a full clip where we can see her reaction when she finds out how bloody easy it was?

That segment with the bear was funny as fuck.

how funny is jonny Vegas x another legend x love u jonny x god bless x

She really held a crystal there

Can you please make a compilation of Sean and miles bromance

What are the episodes these are in??

Is the 315 sum do-able? I've tried 3 different ways and got 312 every single time

@matthewkeany3051

5 жыл бұрын

No, it isn't. Shoved it through a bunch of solvers just to make sure. They got 312 as well.

@jmsta2011

5 жыл бұрын

So do they put targets up that aren't acheivable? I always assumed the computer was doing really quick calculations!

@liawatson5789

5 жыл бұрын

@@jmsta2011 yes.

@TheChasamSoda

4 жыл бұрын

It's would be possible if one of the 2s were a three, but otherwise it isn't a do-able

@bradporeda

3 жыл бұрын

AVE(2,4) * 7 * (4^2 - 1) = 315

What episode is the last clip from?

_It took me a moment to realise who I was looking at._

I got 4 😂😂😂😂😂

Sometimes I think I'm the worst when it comes to basic math, but then I remember people like Catherine Tate exists.

@samjackson9560

3 жыл бұрын

She has to be putting it on. No ones that thick

I got 320 on the last one - 7 + 1 + 2 = 10 4 × 4 × 2 = 32 32 × 10 = 320

@johnblue2270

5 жыл бұрын

Best I can come up with is 312. Are these things always possible? 7 x 4 = 28. 28 - 2= 26. 26 x 4 = 104. 2 + 1 = 3. 104 x 3= 312.

@liamdodds1957

5 жыл бұрын

Me at the end of the video, "What the fuck, BBC, I wanted to see the solution to that. Also, Riley."

@bulletkicksbutt

5 жыл бұрын

BBC won't help you because its aired by Channel 4

@christianp7200

5 жыл бұрын

Uploaded by Channel 4...

@RanEncounter

5 жыл бұрын

Battle The answer is 1+2 = 3, 3^4 = 81, 4 × 81 = 324, 7 + 2 = 9, 324 - 9 = 315.

Chav is actually an acronym it means Council house and violent

I got 312 for the last part. 7 x 4 = 28 -2 = 26 x 4 = 104 x (2+1) = 312

@Redmist.65

5 жыл бұрын

same way i done it.

That was real pain in racheals voice when she was writing down the 360

She has only gone and bloody done it

For the second numbers round! Best I could do was.. 42×7=294+14+2 = 310

3:46 My video keeps getting stuck here. Is that normal?

What is the acronym of chav?? Acronym. What an answer ffs

@davesmith2194

5 жыл бұрын

Council house and violenced

@MinaF99

5 жыл бұрын

Dave Smith it was “acronym?”, because he doesn’t know what an acronym is duh

@davesmith2194

5 жыл бұрын

Mina F are you sure he looked very confident

@qwertyTRiG

5 жыл бұрын

@@davesmith2194 It's a backronym, really.

@KT926

5 жыл бұрын

Council Housed And Violent

"I don't have the time to dick about, my brain is really struggling" Me when the mathematics professor goes off on a tangent

4:40 hahahhahahahahahahahaha

What solution did they have for 101 at 1:42? I would have said 100, plus 5 (105), plus 5 (110), minus 9 (101). Edit: 100 plus 5, minus 4, gets to 101 as well.

This is the first time these pills have made me scroll through the entirety of these highlights /:

@TRVBAL

4 жыл бұрын

_Mtthew_ what pills? 💊

@Mtthw.

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Martinez phlip plines

Catherine ain't even bovvered

You can do it using exponents but I don’t think that’s allowed on countdown

0:51 to 0:59 in 2x speed trust me

British tv > American tv

Its not an acronym because it originated from people of chatham so they call him chavs. Talkin about your arse mate I died laughing😂😂😂

Bob looks like a better looking JFK lol

Chav acronym actually stands for- council housed and violent

I got 313 by using indices 7^3=343 4x4=16 16-1=15 15x2=30 343-30=313

@KarrierBag

5 жыл бұрын

Or 714 ÷ 2 - 42 = 315

I really need to stop overthinking shit. On the 101 i didn't do 5-4+100. I went above and beyond I did 75/5 = 15 15-9 = 6 6-5 = 1 100+1 = 101 Not realising i could've just done 100+5-4

Last numbers game - 7 x 2 = 14, 14 - 1 = 13, 4 + 2 = 6, 13 x 6 x 4 = 312, closest I got. Anyone got it?!

Not sure anyone commented this yet the chav acronym thing the popular acronym (council housed and violent) is an acronym made after the word was already a thing.