I’ve probably heard Joe explain how quickly the tic tac dropped, at least over 100 times by now.

@calebjaymes9710

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@calebjaymes9710

3 жыл бұрын

Its government made

@jacquesstrapp3219

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebjaymes9710 Yeah, right. The government has been making them since before man learned how to fly. LOL

@jacquesstrapp3219

3 жыл бұрын

@MasterOnion North I agree, however in at least a few cases it may have been misidentified terrestrial craft. This happened to my co-driver once. I was driving my truck in Nevada when I saw an F 117. My co-driver woke up and swore it was a UFO.

@kevindube7096

3 жыл бұрын

@MasterOnion North you think the pilots are in on every technological advancement that every branch of the government & military is capable of?

It is nice of Tim to go on these lesser known podcasts to help promote them

@tumelo4526

3 жыл бұрын

that's what true leaders do

@WhiteKeys007

3 жыл бұрын

@@tumelo4526 aweh Tumza! Huzet?

@tumelo4526

3 жыл бұрын

@@WhiteKeys007 Awe Bra Wittes! orait dankie, ka da?

@shakalpb1164

3 жыл бұрын

Even tho I have Spotify premium, I very rarely watch JRE, it’s not the same. The comments were gold man

@bozbozman1575

3 жыл бұрын

Ya I hear Spotify isn't hiring at the moment

Tim telling the Men in Black story was like my 4-year old telling me a story.

@danielson2454

3 жыл бұрын

Too much 🍺 🚬 💉🍄💊

@thewalkingdude7464

3 жыл бұрын

NAILED it!👍

@5disguised

3 жыл бұрын

K boomer

@garretthorsch8143

3 жыл бұрын

I love Tim. He has to be the funniest gay man on the planet. Just as willing to make fun of gays and trans and everything . Maybe a bit burnt out but a majority of people who listen to this podcast aren’t far off

@Nick-tl7ts

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe

The fact that Joe can say “See if you can find the....UFO patents on new UFO technology....” and Jaime can find it in 25 seconds is insane

@sterlingarcher8089

3 жыл бұрын

But struggled to find the Men In Black video hahaha

@josephblackwood4001

2 жыл бұрын

He knows if he doesn't listen to DaDavJoe Joe than he get discipline. Locked in cage no lights turned on...No Food ,& Water.

@lizbec1085

2 жыл бұрын

Ben Avery can do all that!

@tjbellissimo7605

2 жыл бұрын

Call me crazy but I think he might be using that Google machine thing...

@chapelnightborn4526

2 жыл бұрын

are you still on DIAL-Up internet? how long do you think a google search take? thats not worth mentioning at all. but on the contrary, they took a ridiculous ammount of time to find a 10 y.o, very well known Men in Black video that took me less than 20 seconds to find (ive tried ) And also is really important to mention that neither this guest, Joe nor the crew know the actual existance of the real MIB nor the Russian documentary on it, wich is full of footage of this strange beings disguised as men.

Dillon woke up with the shit he slept with and headed straight to Joe for the interview!

@lndnhaze7185

3 жыл бұрын

@Shane Hurren 😂

@dexterquotidian

3 жыл бұрын

That's not even a joke there -Tim s like this for real

@notmychairnotmyprblm

3 жыл бұрын

That’s because like the wolf, Tim doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of sheep 🐑 , or it’s because he’s a lazy, hungover TX housewife.. either way he’s hilarious.

@sugar4522

3 жыл бұрын

He slept on the couch and flopped off when he woke…

@dannynannady

3 жыл бұрын

@Shane Hurren Wtf did I just read...?

'Earth is the Tijuana of outer space and nobody is trying to save Tijuana' 😂😂😂💯

@booqrdoit9138

3 жыл бұрын

@@carbonstar9091 people don't care as long as it ain't in their backyard

@jerickodoggo9595

3 жыл бұрын

@@carbonstar9091 When we deport people we drop them in Tijuana. So people who may have emigrated all the way from Guatemala. Maybe they live here for several years and make money. Then they get caught or go to prison. After they serve time, they get dropped in Tijuana. Thousands of miles from anyone they could know.

@seemslegit2412

3 жыл бұрын

I mean TJ is pretty much exactly what we used it for though.

@andrewadkins6078

3 жыл бұрын

@@jerickodoggo9595 omg...thats terrible. They probably do that on purpose as a final fuck you....thats sad

@HarmlessComment

3 жыл бұрын

Good observation

"Earth is the Tijuana of outer space." I wish I could have used this for my graduation quote.

@davemckay4359

2 жыл бұрын

Tj

Amazing how more relaxed Tim is on Rogan these days. Used to be very loud and hyped, he’s found his groove

@salvalooez2249

2 жыл бұрын

I think.it was China

@dogh8356

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know who Tim is, never heard of him. But he doesn't add much to the conversation here.

@TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood

Жыл бұрын

@@dogh8356 way to judge someone on a 10 minute clip👏

When aliens pass by earth, they lock the doors.

@MarsLonsen

3 жыл бұрын

classic

@scottpreston5074

3 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍👍👍

@lj7169

3 жыл бұрын

Very original. You should write a book of original jokes. I'm sure everyone would buy it.

@StoneyBoIogny

3 жыл бұрын

“Roll em up, Roll em up.” - Clark Griswald

@TimmyTurner421

3 жыл бұрын

@@lj7169 yawn. Bore off you dad

Spotify needs a comment section!

@martinsalinas7869

3 жыл бұрын

Big time

@marccelin9627

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lHZluLSDdrTUXbA.html😍

@marccelin9627

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lHZluLSDdrTUXbA.html🤣

@matijatatomirovic3351

3 жыл бұрын

@@marccelin9627 guys like you are the reason Spotify doesn't actually need a comment section. I just changed my mind. 🤣

@rameysavoie7442

3 жыл бұрын

@@matijatatomirovic3351 hahaha

That UPS Line Hit Home (while in my truck watching JRE clips on my lunch break) 😂

It's hilarious that every time Joe says it went from so n so feet to so feet, he has not only been wrong everytime, he has had a different answer every time. It's funny

@dandean1351

Жыл бұрын

Joes the civilian think why he’s so relatable

@888888886690

Жыл бұрын

He's correct, except for the time taken, its quicker than he said, at 0.78 seconds. So even more impressive ;)

@raqui174

Жыл бұрын

Yup I’ve noticed that too lol.. one minute he says 60000 ft and now he said 80000

@hackceadsneves781

Жыл бұрын

U can tell by how he saying it it's a something like that amount

"Incredibly credible" Joe is such a wordsmith

@TheDNAGroup

3 жыл бұрын

Lol #AverageJoe

@Haizuki

3 жыл бұрын

I just came to the comments looking for this. Thanks.

@jesustyronechrist2330

3 жыл бұрын

Eminem is shaking in his boots

@johnobrien1528

3 жыл бұрын

Cunning linguistics

@JonCollinsMedia

3 жыл бұрын

He spittin

The amount of confidence [people have] in Jamie being able to locate things online is off the charts!

@DavidKirklandJr

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s not that hard. I can find the same video faster.

@nikkoval8490

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidKirklandJr yet you aren’t young Jamie

@IAmMorts

3 жыл бұрын

confidence? explain? personally, he just seems competent. but please explain!

@OG.Stangs

3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmMorts I made an edit. Idk if that'll resolve or cease the explanation you seek though.

@jezwc

3 жыл бұрын

Jamie, meaning of life: go.

Gotta get Dan Ackroyd back on the show and ask him about the men in black.

@shitsngiggles8371

3 жыл бұрын

Dan Ackroyd died dude

@3lth

3 жыл бұрын

@@shitsngiggles8371 wtf when? aint nothing on the internet about him being dead.

"Incredibly credible" is the absolute best. I'm gonna use it every day.

Tim is starting to look like a Texas Housewife.

@CranyumHipHop

3 жыл бұрын

@silvia dunch 😂 💁🏼‍♀️

@wyattgoodale2403

3 жыл бұрын

Severely underrated comment 😂

@CranyumHipHop

3 жыл бұрын

@@wyattgoodale2403 fareal he straight up Karen from Round Rock mode.

@outlawgt3045

3 жыл бұрын

OP and everyone that gave this a thumbs up obviously don't know about Texas women.. The stereotypical ones are tanned, busty, big haired, beauty queens.. Texas is known for having super attractive women.. A lot of hot Latinas too...

@CranyumHipHop

3 жыл бұрын

@@outlawgt3045 it’s a joke I used to live in Texas. It’s more of a “housewife” joke lol 🤦🏻‍♂️

Whenever I see a JRE title that includes UFO’s or Chimpanzees... I’m clicking that shit!!

@TheAlchemist1089

3 жыл бұрын

Mushrooms/DMT too

@mr.Swartz

3 жыл бұрын

Stop smoking so much weed Scott

@79Gravity

3 жыл бұрын

they know that :) so what u get is :) what normal people flush

@archangelsadvocate2962

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.Swartz nah

@mr.Swartz

3 жыл бұрын

Archangel's Advocate I’m smoking my morning Anti COVID blunt

love ur channel ur awesome x

Joe- “there’s a lot of guys that work at ups that are idiots.” Me (whose literally driving a tractor trailer for ups right now in upstate New York)- 👁👄👁

@scottyj6226

3 жыл бұрын

Hey since you drive for ups, could you tell me what you guys are governed at. The problem is that in governed at 65 and can creep passed you guys, but then a lot of you seem to speed up to 66 or so. Are you like split governed or something and can only set the cruise at 64, but can floor it up to 66?

@SalamiCheeks

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottyj6226 here in Buffalo, N.Y our trucks are governed at 68mph but we do have a few new freightliners that are governed at 73mph. I’m not sure if other UPS hubs in different cities have different speed governors on their trucks but I do feel your pain.. also, we are usually very light, even loaded at 100% so maybe when hills come up that’s when you lose your speed to them? And there is ups and ups freight. Ups freight is an entirely different company than ups and use completely different equipment.

@jbird976

3 жыл бұрын

Eyes on the road man!

@SalamiCheeks

2 жыл бұрын

@@jbird976 lol I was taking my 30 minute break my dude. I haul a set of doubles so I have to be paying attention

@jaymac7203

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😭😂

Joe Rogan and UFO’s, perfect

@lakeslusher6586

3 жыл бұрын

It’s UAP’s, thank you.

@lakeslusher6586

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@davidabuyo6932

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lHZluLSDdrTUXbA.html🤣🤣

@uriwolfenson6297

3 жыл бұрын

@@lakeslusher6586 what’s the difference lol

@DannySullivanMusic

3 жыл бұрын

like water and wetness

Joe Rogan, Tim Dillon, and UFOs.. *chef’s kiss*

@jerickodoggo9595

3 жыл бұрын

Kreme de la kreme!

@Music-bh5bo

3 жыл бұрын

🙄🙄

@branstangsmokes6201

3 жыл бұрын

No, literally tho

@Dab_Marino

3 жыл бұрын

Forgot Tom Delonge 😆

@502skater502

3 жыл бұрын

He said chef's kiss haha

Man there chemistry together is the best!

I love it Joe “ Earth is is like the Tijuana of the Universe”…. That’s great, I learn something new every day! LMAO 😂

Any rigid, metallic object that can move 80,000 feet in one second doesn't need nukes to give us a bad day.

@xuevgermanist

3 жыл бұрын

Quite apart from any hardware inside able to operate at acceration as brutal as this

@shadowhunter6391

3 жыл бұрын

The thing is...it's not moving. It's moving the space around it. Legit the only rational option. It has something that distorts space-time around it.

@adamwright4135

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowhunter6391 Exactly. At least that's how Bob Lazar describes it

@nathanhensn8717

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowhunter6391 you know though if Computation theory, or simulation theory is true then there's nothing that dictates that another dimension "has" to obey our laws in their own dimension. Or wherever they are. If they were in their dimension and used their vessel to be able to jump from ours to there's then that could be a possibility. Imagine when a fish jumps out of water, but under the water time stops, but the fish is still above the water in normal time. When the fish lands back in the water time starts again. So the fish can leave one spot, jump to another spot X distance away, land and start time again.

@panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978

3 жыл бұрын

It's not even 80k feet per second. A second is just that particular radar antenna turn period. So right now it's 80k feet high, and next time we look for it, which is in a second, it's down at sea level. It might have went there instantly, like teleported or something. Or went with a speed much greater than 80000 fps, and we wouldn't know. This is not close to even the theoretical realm of our possibilities for the foreseeable future.

Aliens: *lands on earth* “hello earthlings” they say Humans: …… Aliens: Are you not surprised? Humans: Man, we’ve been going though a lot lately.

@flipdawhip2573

3 жыл бұрын

"c'mon man"

@DDG683

3 жыл бұрын

So close

@Doriamo

3 жыл бұрын

Just give 10% to the big guy when you leave...

@Doriamo

3 жыл бұрын

Biden starts sniffing alien heads.

@roboninja3194

3 жыл бұрын

Griffin Aliens lock the doors to their ship as they pass by earth xD

Im from south germany, saw the light orbs for the first time yesterday, one flew away wit that speed, the other one was movin around slower

I heard this story now in the last 3728 episodes of JRE I listened to... "In..a.. SECOND!"

“ Earth is the Tijuana of outer space” dead

@ubercoo

3 жыл бұрын

It really is, some podunk mudball in the rural burbs of the Galaxy. Squabbling over made up money & trying to manifest destiny. Humans need to be put in check.

@joshuaprouty8139

3 жыл бұрын

You sexy!

@cheekytitaable

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaprouty8139 thanks! Lol

@cheekytitaable

3 жыл бұрын

@@ubercoo boy ain’t that the truth! And then some..

@greenphonix9326

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaprouty8139 Smooth XD

Aliens are only scouting Earth to invade us but after one look, said “Pass.”

@Mixamaka

3 жыл бұрын

What did you say about my mama?

@betomg7573

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mixamaka oh shit I know you didn’t just bring mama into this

@wut3358

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mixamaka She's always ready to go. Good woman your mama.

@billallen4793

3 жыл бұрын

Let's get off mama's, I just got off yours...lol

@coreyworthingtonii9230

3 жыл бұрын

“Looks like one of those shit hole planets” *Keeps flying past*

That last picture of the MIB was from the TV Show fringe

That's Bedtime Stories! Great KZread channel.

The government acts like they cant identify a distraction.

@zackjoubert5207

3 жыл бұрын

Conform!

@TheKing-qu8cm

3 жыл бұрын

What they are distracting from ?

@HenryPaulThe3rd

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKing-qu8cm Crimes against humanity

@aubreyjones2

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Enemy1304

3 жыл бұрын

The government IS a distraction

It's a real knife fight out here

@zacshifler

3 жыл бұрын

Thats life in the big city

Every video I watch this guy has more and more subs. Joe's the podcast 🐐

Thank you Jamie. I appreciate you man.

Tim just needs mustard on his shirt!

@Me-tuber

3 жыл бұрын

Edit: it's OK, everyone is allowed to have a bad day at the lawndry room.

@joeyv47

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@henkfraser1316

3 жыл бұрын

Homeless mustard?

@alex_p90

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaaoo

@danashackleford5010

3 жыл бұрын

That's fucking hilarious

Oh the nostalgia, Joe Rogan talking about Aliens. How i wish we could go back to the good ol' days with Joe on KZread and all of us engaging with each other in the comment sections.

@deanmilwainoly3966

3 жыл бұрын

Just like you’re doing exactly now? Fucking moaning about high quality FREE content. If you don’t like it jog on. Same fucks moshing about the change in sets

@justinhughes2207

3 жыл бұрын

@@deanmilwainoly3966 agreed

@DR.DisInfect

3 жыл бұрын

It's great on Spotify fuck the comments that's what these clips are for

@westouchstone9370

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else miss that Wolfsucka song that used to come on at the end of the podcast?

@YoureWokeYoureBroke

3 жыл бұрын

@Atlantis Rising it sucks. The change in the way Joe approaches controversial topics is way too obvious. You can tell his new bosses at spotify are tightening his leash

Honestly they are out there, I'm not a crazy person, I'm just another working class man etc and I have seen exactly what you are talking about, I have honestly seen a mother ship( only way I can explain it) that was the most mind blowing thing I have ever seen....... it's unreal seeing these thing's,and ONE thing I have noticed is that these thing's are always around our mountain....

Always awesome when the worlds best podcaster speaks. Joe’s cool too I guess.

I know joe shined his head for this

@pnut3844able

3 жыл бұрын

No he paid someone to do it lol

@Im-the-greatest

3 жыл бұрын

@@pnut3844able they did it a good job too

@Jose_7586

3 жыл бұрын

Its all natural

@NoticerOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

Ryobi has a deal right now for the JRbuffer, you get two batteries plus wax.

@NoticerOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

Youre not gonna want to miss this one folks

Listening to Tim trying to describe the Men In Black incident was bizarre and painful in equal measure. 'There was like a thing, something happened, they went in then came out, don't think anything happened though, I'm sure Jamie can find it...' umm what?

@ace1122tw

3 жыл бұрын

I knew what he was talking about instantly though lol

@THEremiXFACTOR

3 жыл бұрын

"There was like....these two guys.... and they went into this hotel after something happened.... and then....there was like...these two guys..."

@coderexe30

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking

@eddylucas7150

3 жыл бұрын

I havent seen it can someone link it

@nrmacky8.726

3 жыл бұрын

So it's a video showing 2 guys wearing suits?

Sooooo glad they found that video of two guys that walked in....and then left... as Tim Dillon described. That was super exciting.

"...we've got a rover on Mars..." LMFAO! Good one Joe

Ok JRE you win. I'll go to Spotify now.

@icecoldchilipreppers

3 жыл бұрын

He won me over a while ago, Spotify is actually pretty good. I fully switched.

@staycozy47

3 жыл бұрын

@@icecoldchilipreppers nah they have pretty bad audio quality compared to apple music

@TheMightyMidget

3 жыл бұрын

@@staycozy47 comparing apples to nectarines

@takumif7056

3 жыл бұрын

@great day gtfo

@shapirasa9472

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lHZluLSDdrTUXbA.html..m

Wow Tim explaining the men in black video was incredible. “Idk it was two weird dudes lthst like came to shut something down idk, something happened idk but 2 weird dudes came and idk”. With that description it’s baffling that Jamie couldn’t find that video.

@ReanimatorsMutilations

3 жыл бұрын

All he has to type in is real men in black lol

@busfahrer09

3 жыл бұрын

Worst things is I instantly knew which video he is talking about, Tim is lurking a lot on 4chan it seems 🙈

@troyperry411

3 жыл бұрын

It was just funny how he was explaining the video. If nobody knew of the video he was talking about there would be no way in hell they could find it based on the description he gave.

@BeachBumZero

3 жыл бұрын

Worst description ever

@elijahruark187

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like he was trying to describe the video without even watching it himself 🤣

I missed these clips

Yup, I agree with Joe's theory....The TicTacs are one of ours. They've developed the technology so perfectly that safety is not compromised and made their presence among the Commander Fravor's fleet without jeopardizing any lives.

@CallOfEuropeanSpirit

2 жыл бұрын

Very unlikely, we see those objects since at least WW2.

@888888886690

Жыл бұрын

'Developed the technology so perfectly...' ah that solves everything then lol. What a cop out answer. Problem is, they've been since for 100s of years ;)

@vicdillon6278

Жыл бұрын

@@CallOfEuropeanSpirit Great then! It actually would even make me feel better if what I said here gets debunked and that the truth is that they really are of alien origin, because this has been what I believed since grade school.

I'm very disappointed that Tim isn't wearing sunglasses.

@brittanym2080

3 жыл бұрын

Look up Elon Musk meets Post Malone 👽 😂

@Fighting_Fatigue_117

3 жыл бұрын

It's rude and arrogant to wear sunglasses indoors.

@jonhall2274

3 жыл бұрын

@KLEOS who asked for your conspiracy 3page rant? Nobody.

@bn4217

3 жыл бұрын

Jen fr

@IAmMorts

3 жыл бұрын

im dissapointed he's still alive in Austin. "satire" x

Tim: nobody cares about UFOs Joe: I AM the UFO

@ciara8294

3 жыл бұрын

Search: Neil deGrasse Tyson meets Post Malone It’s hilarious! 👽 👽

Tim looks so good here. He's so quick with his lines. I love him. Fucking hilarious

Tim Dylan is pretty hilarious him and Joe have a great chemistry. They need to smoke and make some cartoons together

Joe, next GTA game should have your podcast part of it, lol

@rickjames919

3 жыл бұрын

... his actually in gta... our secrets out. Bye 👋

@the1abstrakt

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine 😭

@Omerta369

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for the next gta game to come out in 2042.

Joe, “it went from 69,420 ft to 1 ft in a second” Rogan

@tech1238

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao i’ve lost count how many times i’ve heard Joe say “have you heard the commander david fravor story?”

Is Richard making an alien gesture on Joe's short?!! Awesome.

7:40 "to me that proves it" lol

Two guys in suits in a lobby "THAT PROVES IT TO ME!"

I just love when other guests try to tell jamie what to do LOL

“Pentagon doesn’t know what they are.” Government- 😃 gotta love plausible deniability.

8:51 the pic in the PIP in from the tv show 'Fringe', they're character's outside of time called Observers.

Tim Dillon is genuinely my favourite guest, he's like Chris Farley if he was the host infowars

@OffensivePlayer316

3 жыл бұрын

Tim is what Chris Farley would have been after rehab.

@sa.8208

3 жыл бұрын

@@OffensivePlayer316 if your a boomer..

@coreyworthingtonii9230

3 жыл бұрын

Well said OP

@twitterfingers5241

3 жыл бұрын

Comparing tim to chris is like comparing Jordan to sue bird

@ejcejc4113

2 жыл бұрын

I want to live in this timeline so bad.

Tim Dillon is like Alex Jones' rich yuppie stepson

@etopr4986

3 жыл бұрын

Tru

@etopr4986

3 жыл бұрын

@Neutral omg go away with your disinfo

@Iheartdgd

3 жыл бұрын

@Neutral dude you are so annoying, you have been copy/pasting this comment here for months now

@lawrencelord9777

3 жыл бұрын

@Neutral sure but can you say anything more other than “insider gives away secrets” that’s not very intriguing as you may think. Especially to those already familiar with so called “secret knowledge”

@DOGMAFREE1

3 жыл бұрын

And g@y

“It’s on KZread or something, Jamie can find it”. Lol

I need that sound effect 1 more time Joe.

Tim is the only guest I’ll open Spotify and watch the podcast for

@josephzinck5680

3 жыл бұрын

Spotify is actually a good service considering the access to music. Fuck shill Rogan. Spotify is dec

@adamdg1098

3 жыл бұрын

Then you’re missing a lot lol

@notthechannel2

3 жыл бұрын

Quentin made me open it up.

@davidabuyo6932

3 жыл бұрын

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@DeShawnaldTrump

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamdg1098 you’re gay

Tim gives as many F’s about UFO’s as physical fitness.

@shanehealy262

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@cali_cal

3 жыл бұрын

lol! fuck ufos!

@madisonbumgarner6692

3 жыл бұрын

@CT is infant grade content now I’ve actually seen one. Just commenting on Tim.

@andrewmacdonnell4536

3 жыл бұрын

@CT is infant grade content now haha sure kid

@codydues8708

3 жыл бұрын

@@madisonbumgarner6692 Me 2 😬

"at least there is more content online we can sink our teeth into" had me rolling

i can only imagine that tick tack ufo was like a 3d laser pointer for aliens and we're just dogs and cats trying to chase something that we dont understand

"Earth is the Tijuana of Outer Space." I have nothing to add to that perfectly constructed sentence.

@erickt9415

3 жыл бұрын

Bro this cracked me up 😂 love it! I love Tijuana and earth 🌍✌🏽

@Liquid_Alchemy

3 жыл бұрын

@@erickt9415 What makes it great is Joe was fucking stoned and drunk when he said it, and it was so 'spot on' and true. Hilarious!

@robstrickenfeary

3 жыл бұрын

Weird thing to add on that, my dad use to say that Earth is a doorway/petrol station/stop off. And he use to say that he doesn't belong here, that he came from space and that he's a "roaming spirit" and he predicted a civil/race war and many things that we're experiencing in the world right now. Whether you believe my dad was a crazy looney, or tapped into something higher... that was his take on the Earth if you agree with Earth being Space Tijuana.

@Liquid_Alchemy

3 жыл бұрын

@@robstrickenfeary I know exactly how your dad felt. I wonder if he's 'passed' by a few times and just shook his head muttering 'told you so'.

@robstrickenfeary

3 жыл бұрын

@@Liquid_Alchemy Yes no doubt 😂 Because i myself didn't believe him on most stuff but now quite the opposite.

At 5:00 that's the worst recall of any story in the history of remembering.

@jefflabbecomedy

3 жыл бұрын

It numbed my mind, what a whiff

@11dubs30

3 жыл бұрын

@@jefflabbecomedy I kept thinking he was going to recover, but he only made it worse

@nagsterthegangster3548

3 жыл бұрын

I knew exactly what video he was talking about as soon as he said it which was funny, cuz I said to my sister "Why cant Jamie find that, I literally know exactly the video he's talking about, the dudes are in the thumbnail" And then he finally found it lol

@theshadowfinnjake

3 жыл бұрын

"They walked in and then left" yeah, that's kinda what you do at a hotel😂

I think the best theory is that these are interdimensional beings. Which in part helps to explain how quickly these crafts appear and disappear as a 3D object traveling through 2D would seem to appear/disappear as it traveled through space. 11 dimensions have been theorized and a fourth is almost certain.

I would watch a channel of Joe just reacting to paranormal, alien, etc videos

Timmy D telling us how it is. It's just life in the big city

@timd240

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@nickbryant2318

3 жыл бұрын

@@timd240 wow

@Succcccccccccccc

3 жыл бұрын

It's a real knife fight out there

@cleansoles912vision7

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 “he never even lived in a city” great throwback

Joe, I appreciate you covering the UFO topic, but it is now time for a more serious conversation regarding this subject. Therefore, Lue Elizondo should be the next guest you have on JRE to discuss this topic. Lue is the former director of the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program (ATTIP), the once secretive Pentagon unit that studies UFOs. Thanks again for having individuals on the podcast to discuss the important topic of UFOs.

@DopeBuildsGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Love listening to Lue Elizondo. I find him to be one of the most credible voices on this subject matter. I really like that he is seriously reserved about conclusions to this phenomena as we dont yet have or understand the full scope of the data. Very smart man.

@c4gstorm878

3 жыл бұрын

That guy will tell Joe all he wants to hear, meanwhile his program was so low tech and low quality that he didn't even know how Mick West explained the videos. All he will say is "It's real and I have more data that proves it! Sadly I cannot show you, because it is classified."

@AlexGomez-lo1xy

3 жыл бұрын

That guy is a cia disinformation agent.

@melanieforyou

3 жыл бұрын

What about Steven Greer?

@AlexGomez-lo1xy

3 жыл бұрын

@@melanieforyou He's an even bigger shill than elizondo

bro that tic tac drop height changes each time he says it

9th round Timmy, congratulations to you and your father Joe Rogan.

@shapirasa9472

3 жыл бұрын

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@IAmMorts

3 жыл бұрын

​@KLEOS lol.... why are you liking your own copy paste comment from the same profiles? would you chance a debate? you seem....... EDUCATED lol

Love that acceleration sound effect!! Your conversation skills hit me hard on so many levels. You’re the best Joe. When are coming BC again? We need some Rogan here

Love Joe rogan's KZread videos awesome guy ❤️👍 he's got some really good stuff on here especially on the UFOs 👍

Joe should do a podcast on the baltic sea anomaly

Yesssssss, downloading the whole ep now

@davidabuyo6932

3 жыл бұрын

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I typed in “real men in black” and found it in like 30 seconds how did Jamie struggle to find that

@bert9201

3 жыл бұрын

Don't tell Jamie what to do!

@YewrinePish

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't use duckduckgo bro

@Romulus8

3 жыл бұрын

Because he has someone from above to answer to now. Not Rogan

@panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978

3 жыл бұрын

Jamie was always bad at finding shit. He'd either not find something or take his sweet time doing it, and each time i'd try to do his job out of curiosity i'd find it literally in seconds. I think Joe needs to keep Jamie to do all the tech stuff and hire some Gen-Z aged guy specifically for googling.

@karlhungus888

3 жыл бұрын

jamie is busy online shopping

I wish Joe can do a show on the “Alien in the freezer” story absolutely fascinating!!

😂😂 quak quak “Mars Attacks”

Who would have guessed when the world finally reveals ufos the masses don’t even care literally sounds like a bad joke

@davidabuyo6932

3 жыл бұрын

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@idm0nkey2pt0

3 жыл бұрын

Project Bluebeam

@daviclar867

3 жыл бұрын

Everyday I wake up and still can't believe joe Biden is in the White House.

@kevink1575

3 жыл бұрын

@@idm0nkey2pt0 Bottom of the barrel shit. Just another dumb conspiracy.

@marccelin9627

3 жыл бұрын

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Tim: There's this guy that said he saw an alien with extra terresticals or some damn thing.

@kenyenmusic7548

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@hyrirochazka5104

3 жыл бұрын

That joke was done in the 90's 😬

the interesting part of the whole nimitz encounter that no one talks about much except for the few people who worked on the princeton, is that they had underwater targets being tracked aswell. similar to the air targets that had no transponder and seemed to have ways to be undetected, but there passive systems were picking up objects and they sent everyone back to quarters except for the few necessary people they needed to use the radar equipment. they all signed NDA's so its hard to get much information, I believe one tried to speak out as was charged, so now the others won't say anything, except off the record to other military personnel they trust. all that said, i think what happened on those missions was American tech. I think theres a good chance the tech was informed by UFO technology, but, the way the object went to their objective point after leaving them in the dust, really signifies to me that it was us. Its the kind of thing we would find creepy and scary, but is just a show of force, because they would know the cap point is being watched, they would know it'd be easy to calculate the speed it can travel, and shows china 'look what we got, you better calm down'. if it was alien, whats the point of doing that, and also even if they could easily hack the uss princeton and find the mission data, i find it difficult to believe they'd be able to so quickly figure out where exactly they were going next. I also think it was american because of the 'swarms' they saw on radar. US military holds patents for radar 'jamming' technology they would show swarms of fake targets

@doomsdaybooty1072

2 жыл бұрын

Well, obviously we can't say for sure, but the UAPs being American doesn't really add up for me. It's extremely dangerous, risking real engagement and human lives. Also, people often make these arguments: why would aliens do this, it makes no sense... I've heard so many skeptics and scientists make various versions of this argument. The truth is we have absolutely no grounds to speculate on the motivations of other beings that didn't evolve on earth, if they exist. We can assume that their motivations are similar to ours, but it's a pretty huge assumption. That being said, who fucking knows lol. But whether it's secret American tech or interdimensional space cowboys, it's still the story of the century, because either way someone is playing with gravity bending technology, and that has incredible implications

@falkenlaser

2 жыл бұрын

According to Commander Fravor, no one involved in the Nimitz Encounters was forced to sign NDA’s about what they saw. Also, Christopher Melon, one of the head guys at AATIP, said there was a submarine in the Nimitz fleet at the time, however it didn’t detect anything under water. As for the Tic Tac being ours, it would be extremely stupid for the military to test our most absolute secret and advanced technology right in front of pilots doing training, as it would reveal the technology, and it would put it and the pilots in potential danger if there was a mid-air collision. Not to mention what the Tic Tac could do is so far superior to what we have that it’d be like engineers during the days of covered wagons secretly making a Tesla Model S Plaid. Not only would they have to keep the technology secret, they’d have to keep an entire branch of physics that would even allow such a thing to be made secret from mainstream physicists. So it doesn’t make sense being ours.

@falkenlaser

2 жыл бұрын

@@doomsdaybooty1072 Yeah we have scientists who go to the Amazon rainforest to study weird mushrooms, or bacteria that live in the ice in Antarctica. There’s not a single living thing on Earth that scientists haven’t been interested in studying, no matter how primitive it is, so why would aliens think any different? I mean if their goal is to study stuff just like we do, the Earth is the most interesting place in the solar system, and humans are the most complex thing in the solar system, so we should be a point of interest. The one thing I think that would deter aliens from wanting to make contact with us is they see us the same way we see a bald faced hornet’s nest, as based on how we make movies about killing aliens for entertainment, they probably think we’d attack them if they made contact.

@doomsdaybooty1072

2 жыл бұрын

@@falkenlaser ya frankly it'd be surprising it they didn't study us

@JohnPritzlaff

Жыл бұрын

One hypothesis: the aliens are dropping hints as to their capabilities with these shows of force as part of a good cop bad cop strategy. They're slowly dropping hints toward full disclosure because they'd prefer if we develop as organically as possible with minimal interference, which is one of their prime directives. But it doesn't supersede another of their prime directives, which is to not let us destroy ourselves or the biosphere. The fact that full disclosure is starting to happen at a trickle is either a hint that we aren't going to mature enough in time, or that we are near maturation. At which point we'll be welcomed into the galactic community with our own unique, mostly sequestered development. They have a giant Faraday Filter around our solar system.

8:23 sounds like h brings Eddy Bravo n Tim Dillon to sound like the reasonable block evry now and then

Episodes like this ALMOST make me download Spotify, even if just for a few hours...I said almost...

@waxseawan

3 жыл бұрын

Why not? Spotify is fucking great!

@Rampart.X

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Almost but.. nah!

@waxseawan

3 жыл бұрын

Spotify IS FREE and download takes ONE FUCKING SECOND.

@178fluffy

3 жыл бұрын

I can't get the video version..just audio

@Rampart.X

3 жыл бұрын

@@waxseawan - it's not free. Your device is used to relay content so you end up paying in upload bandwidth.

Tim “Jamie you can find it easily” Dillon. that was the worst description of a video helping Jamie to find it I’ve ever heard lol

@ryanp6999

3 жыл бұрын

I almost had to change the video but thankfully it ended. It was awful.

@Wyzzkyd

3 жыл бұрын

who the f is this guy in a t shirt ordering him around

@tacticalcloud642

3 жыл бұрын

J Tan obviously your not cultured in the art of comedy

@Wyzzkyd

3 жыл бұрын

@@tacticalcloud642 look out we got a comedic badass here who can't spell

@Windwalker88

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wyzzkyd its only the fourth time the guy has been on

the pic of the four men is from the tv show THE FRINGE last season.

8:52 Those are "Observers" from the series "Fringe".

I'm a simple man, I see a video with Joe Rogan and UFO in the title, I click on it

@youuuuuuuuuuu

3 жыл бұрын

You’re definitely a simple man, but your lack of originality is what gives that away, not whatever bullshit you say after calling yourself simple.

@popeluigi

3 жыл бұрын

@@youuuuuuuuuuu Mama told me, when I was young; she said "sit beside me, my only son, and listen closely to what I say. And if you do, it'll help you some sunny day, and be a Simple kind of man. Be something you love and understand. Baby, be a simple kind of man. Oh won't you do this for me son, if you can?

Tim Dillion looks like a Homeless College Student.

@talkingmudcrab718

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like the CEO of a Fake Business to me.

@pmcg534

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@Mark_Ocain

3 жыл бұрын

@@talkingmudcrab718 stole my words right there LOL

@anthonyprovencio6633

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

@doesthingswithcomputers

3 жыл бұрын

People are jealous of his one trick that changed the world…

That image of the four men in black was from the show Fringe. Great show actually

we need eddie bravo!!

"jamie can find it" jamie: you're not my supervisor

@wcw7813

3 жыл бұрын

Checkout Elon Musk meets Post Malone It’s hilarious! 😂 😆

@unclephillymya

3 жыл бұрын

jamie: U TALKIN TO ME ?

@rossevanricamara4169

3 жыл бұрын

@@unclephillymya Joe: Jamie!

@sterlingarcher8089

3 жыл бұрын

Tim Tunt.

"everything going great during the Obama administration?????""" Lol

@shiftgood

3 жыл бұрын

Relative to Trump he was amazing. But that’s not saying much.

@nmarbletoe8210

3 жыл бұрын

@@shiftgood Obama was great at arranging chairs, while Trump was a master at hitting icebergs.

@iamhollywood555

3 жыл бұрын

@wevkesto hahahahahaha good one. Needed a good laugh today.

@Auxik

3 жыл бұрын

Think he meant in general it was a much more benign and boring time. Didn't have a pandemic or China threatening WW3 or all the civil unrest, etc..

Men In Black is referenced in Cosmic Trigger Vol. 1 that was written in the 70s

You got to use a Newtonian overlay and a Mosician overlay

Earth is a galactic social experiment, that’s why we’re nowhere near any other planet with life

@ronaldweasley6175

3 жыл бұрын

@lampshade queen NASA (in all capital letters) means “The National Aeronautics and Space Administration” in Hebrew, the same as in English. If you want that meaning translated into Hebrew, it’s: מנהל האווירונאוטיקה והחלל הלאומי (or נאס״א for short). If you’re asking what the Hebrew word “nasa” means, that depends on how you spell it: nasá (נָשָֹא) = to carry, to marry nasá (נָסָע) = to travel NÁSA (נאס"א) = NASA, National Aeronautics and Space Administration nása (נַסָה) = “she flees” (poetic)

@BagelsnOj

3 жыл бұрын

@lampshade queen yikes I guess you're wrong eh bud

@hustleup3840

3 жыл бұрын

@@BagelsnOj 🤣

@hustleup3840

3 жыл бұрын

How do you know this information?

@devinlowe4029

3 жыл бұрын

Someone watched south park