Joe Rogan | The New Jersey UFO Phenomenon w/Joey Diaz

Taken from JRE #1319 w/Joey Diaz:
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  • @tindlevibes4680
    @tindlevibes46804 жыл бұрын

    The only guy that says please to Jamie.

  • @ashokkudtarkar6456

    @ashokkudtarkar6456

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tindle Vibes reminds me of zizeks friendly boss joke. I don’t know what to make of it.

  • @RoxanneJ

    @RoxanneJ

    4 жыл бұрын

    So nice of him!

  • @doublecupz

    @doublecupz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tindle Vibes I love it

  • @goony2703

    @goony2703

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Lee McDonald he's not really rude it's just comedy lol. He's like that friend that's always bustin people's balls but he's polite when he needs to be.

  • @Order-pu5ub

    @Order-pu5ub

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol. Gavin McIness "Hey nerd"

  • @julyasa8095
    @julyasa80954 жыл бұрын

    Joey diaz sound like a diesel engine.

  • @dhotnessmcawesome9747

    @dhotnessmcawesome9747

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz IS a diesel engine.

  • @hectormorones8733

    @hectormorones8733

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo

  • @bran2355

    @bran2355

    4 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/q6epmMWfZ6bSeNY.html

  • @Jova

    @Jova

    4 жыл бұрын

    joey diazel

  • @datbooty

    @datbooty

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmaoo

  • @6XXyeahdudeXX9
    @6XXyeahdudeXX9 Жыл бұрын

    "You heard the organ music" I dont know why I'm laughing so hard at that

  • @Stacy_SJA

    @Stacy_SJA

    Жыл бұрын

    Mmm..mm…mmmm 😂

  • @THConnectionz

    @THConnectionz

    Жыл бұрын

    That was the funniest thing I heard in a long time 🤣

  • @christianrivera0712

    @christianrivera0712

    Жыл бұрын

    OOOOOUUUUU

  • @ketinjerkela6973

    @ketinjerkela6973

    Жыл бұрын

    same 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😅

  • @JoseTorres-vp6sk
    @JoseTorres-vp6sk Жыл бұрын

    The best thing about having Joey Diaz as guest is his great story telling ability and the comments section 🤣😂🤣

  • @philthytanks4952
    @philthytanks49524 жыл бұрын

    I hate when they’re all viewing something on their screen but don’t show us lol

  • @kevinjohnson7300

    @kevinjohnson7300

    4 жыл бұрын

    I feel so left out

  • @aidanschmidt8718

    @aidanschmidt8718

    4 жыл бұрын

    that rly bothers me, all the fuckin time

  • @SunshineStrickland

    @SunshineStrickland

    4 жыл бұрын

    James Stone ikr. If I wanted to listen to something I couldn’t see, I wouldn’t be on KZread Cocksuckas.

  • @maxkeane2545

    @maxkeane2545

    4 жыл бұрын

    They can’t show a lot of things due to copyright but it’s a brunch of ass I wanna see tht shit

  • @lemasterpainting2395

    @lemasterpainting2395

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah... I hate it!

  • @kubo1940
    @kubo19404 жыл бұрын

    Joey diaz has not cleared his throat in 56 years

  • @TehUltimateSnake

    @TehUltimateSnake

    4 жыл бұрын

    7:52

  • @kubo1940

    @kubo1940

    4 жыл бұрын

    TehUltimateSnake that was a cough

  • @jzurita6186

    @jzurita6186

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 dead ass

  • @xeokym223

    @xeokym223

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂 🤣 😂 🤣

  • @joshualarue1624

    @joshualarue1624

    4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard at that

  • @georgea.9684
    @georgea.9684 Жыл бұрын

    I’m sixty years old, and here to verify Joey’s story. I remember it and it’s all true exactly as he stated. Landed in the park and supposedly took soil samples. I was just a kid but remember it all. For weeks after wards all the local kids were dressing up like aliens by wrapping ourselves n tin foil and running around the park scaring motorists. It was a wild time man! 😂

  • @georgea.9684

    @georgea.9684

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dannybarras5993 can’t argue with that . . . 😂

  • @boostedb18b14

    @boostedb18b14

    Жыл бұрын

    If that's true, great. But I don't think a single person believes you.

  • @georgea.9684

    @georgea.9684

    Жыл бұрын

    @@boostedb18b14 First off, I’m not claiming the UFO actually landed there - I don’t know whether one actually did or not - what I am saying is that what he said is true, one supposedly did and it was a very widely circulated story in the local area. Secondly, 193 upvotes to date say that more than a single person did believe me, so basically you can GFY. . . 😁👍🏻

  • @evanmcgeorge9942

    @evanmcgeorge9942

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@boostedb18b14 I do lol

  • @cmen6895

    @cmen6895

    Жыл бұрын

    @@boostedb18b14 Who gives a fuck what you think though bud

  • @annohalloran6020
    @annohalloran60202 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz is a national treasure. We could listen to him all day.

  • @MrSkater169

    @MrSkater169

    Жыл бұрын

    Dude is a great story teller

  • @v.e.x.e.d9354

    @v.e.x.e.d9354

    Жыл бұрын

    He hasn’t cleared his throat since the time of birth

  • @ceez8731

    @ceez8731

    Жыл бұрын

    @@v.e.x.e.d9354 lmfao

  • @ceez8731

    @ceez8731

    Жыл бұрын

    yes that he is

  • @Gblonkers

    @Gblonkers

    11 ай бұрын

    Rattles off a story like nobodies business sipping a cup of tea

  • @kanesmith2855
    @kanesmith28554 жыл бұрын

    Joey: look it up Jamie please, if you got a minute I dont want to be rude. Joe: Jamie pull that up

  • @troynelson8896

    @troynelson8896

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe is paying Jamie. Joey isn't.

  • @kanesmith2855

    @kanesmith2855

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@troynelson8896 manners cost nothing

  • @angelquizhpe2473

    @angelquizhpe2473

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kane Smith Joes not being an asshole about it though, it’s just he’s not thinking about it in the moment and there is nothing wrong with that. Especially if he’s paying Jaime.

  • @angelquizhpe2473

    @angelquizhpe2473

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not saying you said he was being an asshole about it btw

  • @18aplateindoors

    @18aplateindoors

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kane Smith doesn’t it have to do with copyrights

  • @redpillrepublic
    @redpillrepublic4 жыл бұрын

    Aliens see Joe Rogan when they smoke DMT

  • @menace3583

    @menace3583

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@wesker1079 uhhhh....okayyy???

  • @redpillrepublic

    @redpillrepublic

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@wesker1079 420 minutes and 69 seconds

  • @robertc6701

    @robertc6701

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahhahahaha

  • @casinodave856

    @casinodave856

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @BIGMONEYPLAYER1

    @BIGMONEYPLAYER1

    4 жыл бұрын

    They see Alex jones

  • @christopherscott3843
    @christopherscott3843 Жыл бұрын

    If you're trying to find out the difference between a regular craft and a UFO UFOs move so fast that you barely noticed that they was even there

  • @kingheart9555

    @kingheart9555

    Жыл бұрын

    Your right on that one brother. One time out our window in high desert…. They move fast

  • @WillOfFir

    @WillOfFir

    Жыл бұрын

    Im barely able to track them with my sharingan

  • @davidapple8047
    @davidapple80472 жыл бұрын

    "A lot of people with big heads" I'm fuckin dyin 😂🤣 Joey Diaz is a national treasure! FR!!

  • @Stigs722
    @Stigs7223 жыл бұрын

    Imagine Joey Diaz talking to an alien. “Let me tell you about that time I was a burglar”

  • @andrewbowyer5043

    @andrewbowyer5043

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Barbie Benton's got a beautiful bush, it's perfect"

  • @noirpxp_9751

    @noirpxp_9751

    2 жыл бұрын

    burgalah

  • @kathrynmcelroy5658

    @kathrynmcelroy5658

    2 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO.

  • @potterj09

    @potterj09

    2 жыл бұрын

    Kidnapped ET and Elliott with a machinegun.

  • @RRswag70

    @RRswag70

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nashville 96 I robbed a guy for 2 8 balls and stole his ol ladys asshole for a night dawg. Tremendous.

  • @johnwaynebadass1586
    @johnwaynebadass15864 жыл бұрын

    "Look it up Jamie, please.. not to be rude. " well that's nice for a change.

  • @ghostofkevin6316

    @ghostofkevin6316

    4 жыл бұрын

    street ethics . white people dont know about that .

  • @RaVisions

    @RaVisions

    4 жыл бұрын

    @The Nard Dog hes right tho

  • @longshorts7148

    @longshorts7148

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hes baked

  • @starmorpheus

    @starmorpheus

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@almightyfonics LA is a shit hole, everyone and everything there is literal donkey excrement

  • @piotrswat169

    @piotrswat169

    4 жыл бұрын

    John Wayne Bad ass I think he gets paid for all that hard work

  • @kubilaykazak8218
    @kubilaykazak8218 Жыл бұрын

    Dude 8:34 the alien impressions killed me at work 🤣

  • @wesselc2142

    @wesselc2142

    Жыл бұрын

    5:35 too

  • @panzerwaffen2873

    @panzerwaffen2873

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao 🤣🤣

  • @snow1366

    @snow1366

    Жыл бұрын

    They was just trying to say your name😂😂

  • @carlos9658

    @carlos9658

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @NobungaGames
    @NobungaGames11 ай бұрын

    Lol Jamie pulling up the sightings and joe just going “what’re you doing come on, pull the last one up again” joe loves those stealth bombers

  • @robwilliamson9056
    @robwilliamson90564 жыл бұрын

    If cigarettes could talk they’d sound like Joey Diaz

  • @nickstalker3254

    @nickstalker3254

    4 жыл бұрын

    leave uncle joey alone.

  • @mnteague44

    @mnteague44

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmaoo

  • @billlumberg2087

    @billlumberg2087

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @wadebrennan-millar3028

    @wadebrennan-millar3028

    4 жыл бұрын

    He needs to do an add for whiskey and cigars

  • @noahsagutch8314

    @noahsagutch8314

    4 жыл бұрын

    A weed strain stiva

  • @BennysGamingAttic
    @BennysGamingAttic4 жыл бұрын

    Joey: "Look it up Jamie, please. Not to be rude." Alex Jones: "LOOK IT UP!"

  • @stevonico

    @stevonico

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eddie Bravo:”LOOK INTO IT”

  • @cnvq8833

    @cnvq8833

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alex Jones?

  • @apollo1573

    @apollo1573

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why’d you comment this on this video???

  • @astral8132

    @astral8132

    3 жыл бұрын

    Apollo because Joey says that in this video 🤦‍♂️

  • @petterhouting7484

    @petterhouting7484

    3 жыл бұрын

    Search engine:

  • @lelandc9763
    @lelandc97632 жыл бұрын

    Mad respect to Joey for speaking to my man's with respect. Hes a real one.

  • @SpaceOutCat
    @SpaceOutCat2 жыл бұрын

    14:42 had me laughing... Joey sounds so sinister with that statement out of nowhere and The look at Joe's face

  • @BlessingKarma7

    @BlessingKarma7

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro that's a filthy Frank reference

  • @RainerWinkler-hq4sg

    @RainerWinkler-hq4sg

    Жыл бұрын

    Funniest moment of that whole clip 🤣

  • @gandymancan3460
    @gandymancan34604 жыл бұрын

    "They did so much coke in there they called it the grinder.. people in there saw UFOs". Now that's hilariously funny.

  • @gandymancan3460

    @gandymancan3460

    4 жыл бұрын

    That shit must be fire! ;)

  • @erickh82082

    @erickh82082

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s legit

  • @baws7064

    @baws7064

    3 жыл бұрын

    I laughed out loud when he said that

  • @michaelhamoodi1084

    @michaelhamoodi1084

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bruh

  • @michaelhamoodi1084

    @michaelhamoodi1084

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Bruuuhhhh*

  • @tyrstark8673
    @tyrstark86734 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz's voice makes Thanos sound like a soprano.

  • @thepistolguy859

    @thepistolguy859

    4 жыл бұрын

    Look like or sound like?

  • @chadmahon7229

    @chadmahon7229

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dumbass comment

  • @musenost604

    @musenost604

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chadmahon7229 what dumbass comment?

  • @simonmorgan225

    @simonmorgan225

    3 жыл бұрын

    Meadow or Tony?

  • @DannyBoy443

    @DannyBoy443

    3 жыл бұрын

    Josh Brolin is about to show up at your door.

  • @GoodMorningJuiceBox
    @GoodMorningJuiceBox11 ай бұрын

    If I had to put one person in front of aliens for there first interaction with the human race it would be Joey Diaz lol

  • @benjaminpugsley1849
    @benjaminpugsley18492 жыл бұрын

    “The organ music started playing!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @joeblack2534
    @joeblack25344 жыл бұрын

    The way Joey spoke to Jamie instantly made me like him more 👍👍

  • @Vyral714

    @Vyral714

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah Young Jamie is the shit. So is Joey

  • @joeblack2534

    @joeblack2534

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Vyral714 I know nothing about Jamie, It's just i've seen some guests talk to him like shit,,, I also know little about Joey :)

  • @Vyral714

    @Vyral714

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joeblack2534 Really? Do you remember who?

  • @joeblack2534

    @joeblack2534

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Vyral714 No idea fella]

  • @EP1CY0SHI

    @EP1CY0SHI

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought he was being sarcastic lol like asking somebody who’s sitting around to do there job that they get paid to do

  • @killerluuk
    @killerluuk4 жыл бұрын

    Joe "I saw a wolf but it was a squirrel" Rogan

  • @thepistolguy859

    @thepistolguy859

    4 жыл бұрын

    I like Joe but sometimes he kills me

  • @DrBarbequeSauce

    @DrBarbequeSauce

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alistair "I clearly felt a tap" Overeem

  • @SpongeBobNopants-tm7yz
    @SpongeBobNopants-tm7yz8 ай бұрын

    Joe Rogan UFO videos are my favourite type of Joe Rogan videos

  • @zackmarkham4240
    @zackmarkham4240 Жыл бұрын

    What was in the video wasn't a Stealth Bomber, that was a Stealth Fighter. Stealth bombers are far larger. About 10 years ago, one flew LOW like 500 feet over my neighborhood with it's F-18 escort heading to MacDill Air Force Base. I thought the world was ending with all the shaking and thundering sound from the flyby.

  • @dELTA13579111315

    @dELTA13579111315

    Жыл бұрын

    I swear that I saw a B-2 fly over my neighborhood, and like directly over the apartment I lived in, around 17-18 years ago. The weird thing is that I remember it looking like it was flying super low, the thing was huge in the sky above me, but I don't remember hearing it make any sound at all

  • @amberar

    @amberar

    Жыл бұрын

    I believe it was a F117

  • @zackmarkham4240

    @zackmarkham4240

    Жыл бұрын

    @@amberar AKA Stealth Jet

  • @maxbabiarczyk5831
    @maxbabiarczyk58313 жыл бұрын

    In an alternative universe: Jamie: Pull that up, Joe!

  • @joeychaseschecks9188

    @joeychaseschecks9188

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine is joe rogan was joey diaz

  • @Paul-dw2cl

    @Paul-dw2cl

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if Woody Allen was Arnold Schwarzenegger

  • @viljar420

    @viljar420

    3 ай бұрын

    W comment

  • @harkyo
    @harkyo4 жыл бұрын

    3:24 "it's been there since 19-fuckin' schlemenski..."😂

  • @ericanthony4630

    @ericanthony4630

    3 жыл бұрын

    😅😅😅😅- Legitable

  • @NooffenceBut_
    @NooffenceBut_ Жыл бұрын

    Joe as he realised they give out the blurry ones on purpose and what that actually means, we ain't alone people.

  • @jessemohring3484
    @jessemohring348410 ай бұрын

    People: "Do aliens exist?" Joe Rogan: "I think they onlh come here when they're high"

  • @TWCH
    @TWCH4 жыл бұрын

    Now there's fact checking of the highest order: "they even mentioned it in the Saprano's".

  • @xrmighty

    @xrmighty

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Cynicalisrealist probably not

  • @NittyGritty508

    @NittyGritty508

    4 жыл бұрын

    Charlie Hubbard lolol seriously....btw,I'm not the spellchecker,it's Soprano tho...

  • @KNTH
    @KNTH4 жыл бұрын

    Joey got increasingly polite when saying “Look it up Jaime when you get a minute please, not to be rude..” lolol

  • @johndefiora3558

    @johndefiora3558

    4 жыл бұрын

    sometimes joe is rude as fuck to jaime

  • @ShaferHart

    @ShaferHart

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@johndefiora3558 I haven't seen that, they just have familiarity. You don't have to say thankyouplease every time when there's familiarity between the two.

  • @johndefiora3558

    @johndefiora3558

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ShaferHart i know that - but you can see sometimes he's rude and gives him dirty looks. I also see it when he doesn't let the guest speak

  • @ShaferHart

    @ShaferHart

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@johndefiora3558 that's what happens when you get high on the job. The boss won't get mad at himself for being high but will definitely get mad at you for the same lol

  • @youfuckingmomo1632

    @youfuckingmomo1632

    4 жыл бұрын

    John DeFiora I dont see joe shooting dirty looks, i usually see him glancing over after he’s said something he’s not sure of or made a joke that no one laughs at and looks to jamie for reassurance lmao

  • @podcastcomedy4832
    @podcastcomedy48322 жыл бұрын

    I’m from NJ, my dad told me he saw a ufo one time on top of a pizzeria late at night walking home. And it vanished and just poofed off in the air. I definitely agree with Joey that NJ is a hotspot for ufos I’ve heard many stories and personal testimonies.

  • @deviousdoll82

    @deviousdoll82

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aliens wanted pizza from NJ?? I thought they were intelligent. Everyone knows NY has the best pizza!!

  • @sailorgalaxia963

    @sailorgalaxia963

    11 ай бұрын

    Nah its just Italians in cyberpunk pizzas

  • @dinethdealwis4234
    @dinethdealwis42342 жыл бұрын

    Joe describing the wolf got me laughing lmao

  • @wking4699
    @wking46994 жыл бұрын

    I love how Diaz asks Jamie to look something up 😂😂😂 “Look it up Jamie, if you get a minute please. Not to be rude.”

  • @oliverocket

    @oliverocket

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wizard King a gentleman

  • @johnsmitty3238

    @johnsmitty3238

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joey “look it up Jamie please Diaz” 😂

  • @mrt2322

    @mrt2322

    4 жыл бұрын

    Would let him finish on chest.

  • @perezzperez

    @perezzperez

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah that was great

  • @MistyGee

    @MistyGee

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wizard King that was my favorite part!!! Lol I love him!!

  • @prettyflacko793
    @prettyflacko7934 жыл бұрын

    I feel completely stoned listening to this video and I’m sober

  • @chriscee3981

    @chriscee3981

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too! I feel completely stoned, but I'm only actually a little high

  • @RuiLuz

    @RuiLuz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz voice makes you high AF!

  • @Aholeintheground

    @Aholeintheground

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣

  • @msquared6695

    @msquared6695

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wish I could do that it would save me hundreds of ££££££ a week

  • @raymondmaggelet7044

    @raymondmaggelet7044

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wah wah wah go smoke some pot bro, and come back to us

  • @Iseetheworldindetails
    @Iseetheworldindetails Жыл бұрын

    Im pretty convinced that Joey is an actual alien. 👽

  • @saiddone2656
    @saiddone2656 Жыл бұрын

    I'd like to fly in a fighter jet before I die.

  • @druvesela6741
    @druvesela67414 жыл бұрын

    “It’s fun I don’t know if it’s real, It’s fun That’s just how I feel” -a poem by Joe Rogan

  • @Dockhead

    @Dockhead

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Foot L Johnson joe " im struggling dealing with becoming old so i slam out verbal shite to seem like i can fit in with anyone" rogan

  • @duxxi4ever

    @duxxi4ever

    4 жыл бұрын

    ahahhahhahhahahahahhaahhaahhaahahahah

  • @robotsaysbeebooboop

    @robotsaysbeebooboop

    4 жыл бұрын

    Slam poetry

  • @THE-NC2

    @THE-NC2

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @robertmiles8766

    @robertmiles8766

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe rogan Moment 6:50

  • @tylerdixon3290
    @tylerdixon32903 жыл бұрын

    Joe "Imagine if you had a small drone, the size of a cheeseburger" Rogan.

  • @TheYagimi

    @TheYagimi

    2 жыл бұрын

    "the size of an elkburger"

  • @towoperations
    @towoperations2 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else noticed Joe's boom mic ninja skills? He keeps it close to the mouth even when he's moving all around. It's an art form.

  • @monke4070
    @monke407010 ай бұрын

    "A legitable sighting" -Joey Diaz

  • @napoleansolo5849
    @napoleansolo58494 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz is hilarious when he's not even trying to be

  • @neemaf829

    @neemaf829

    4 жыл бұрын

    I AGREE, HE IS JUST A GENUINLY FUNNY HUMAN BEING!

  • @peterkelly9675

    @peterkelly9675

    4 жыл бұрын

    I could listen to his stories all day

  • @MaximilianonMars

    @MaximilianonMars

    4 жыл бұрын

    The jab at the people in New Jersey having big heads was very funny.

  • @maddogkilla1

    @maddogkilla1

    3 жыл бұрын

    14:37 🤣

  • @TheGirlnurse

    @TheGirlnurse

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes!! 😂 Lovable big ole dude.

  • @ABShinobi
    @ABShinobi4 жыл бұрын

    When joey talks he makes me feel like I need to clear my throat...

  • @robwright1286

    @robwright1286

    4 жыл бұрын

    God that pisses me off

  • @bradleypoole7056

    @bradleypoole7056

    4 жыл бұрын

    Great comment

  • @skylergainer2497
    @skylergainer249710 ай бұрын

    he mentions the stealth bomber looking so alien but it’s actually based on the shape of a peregrine falcon which is ironic

  • @The-Beyonder
    @The-Beyonder Жыл бұрын

    6:43 Joey Diaz was taking two things up his backdoor lmaoo "oOh UuH" 😂

  • @EauRouge
    @EauRouge4 жыл бұрын

    Joe Rogan is the kind of guy who would offer DMT to an alien entity...

  • @ontologicallysteve7765

    @ontologicallysteve7765

    4 жыл бұрын

    If aliens did DMT, they'd more than likely be visited by the machine humans and Cezar Romero.

  • @TheReplay324

    @TheReplay324

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ontologicallysteve7765 Basically an inverse DMT experience. I mean we're aliens to aliens so

  • @agentnukaz1715

    @agentnukaz1715

    4 жыл бұрын

    They would start worshiping Joe Rogan and give him a UFO and grow his hair back

  • @matty74123

    @matty74123

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’d offer them beer

  • @elFonzZz
    @elFonzZz4 жыл бұрын

    "....they put em back as big headed mothafuckas." 😂😂😂

  • @knogface

    @knogface

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lost my oxygen at that part

  • @oloxhossono1956
    @oloxhossono19562 жыл бұрын

    “…a drone, maybe the size of a cheeseburger” 😭😭😭

  • @Tropicaya
    @Tropicaya Жыл бұрын

    "Aliens come here when they're high" "'come, let's check out the monkeys'" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead.

  • @jdmjunkies2680
    @jdmjunkies26804 жыл бұрын

    Joe “a drone the size of a cheeseburger” Rogan. 😂😂😂

  • @thefpvyawthority8106

    @thefpvyawthority8106

    3 жыл бұрын

    I fly drones that are the size of cheeseburgers.

  • @lordcommon
    @lordcommon4 жыл бұрын

    if leather could talk it would sound like joey diaz.

  • @davenwatts8173

    @davenwatts8173

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cuban toilet paper

  • @tommynobaka

    @tommynobaka

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not that soft supple organic cow from napa valley leather, that been sitting in the sun for 25 years car leather

  • @harrykelly4651

    @harrykelly4651

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tommynobaka an old buttoned arm chair

  • @churkobangzz
    @churkobangzz2 жыл бұрын

    So crazy to listen to guys at this level casually talk about towns i lived next to for 19 years growing up

  • @beejackson5504
    @beejackson55042 ай бұрын

    I watched this while smoking I looked out the window 100 times looking for this ufo I’m not tripping 😂😂😂😂

  • @tweedyburd007
    @tweedyburd0074 жыл бұрын

    "you and I both know there's gotta be another galaxy out there" "well there's definitely other galaxies. you mean civilizations?" "yeah civilizations. out of all nine of the planets, there's gotta be some out there"

  • @thesunbehindthesun1574

    @thesunbehindthesun1574

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @topnug7626

    @topnug7626

    3 жыл бұрын

    Was looking for this comment

  • @forlornhope1116

    @forlornhope1116

    3 жыл бұрын

    Probably not the best guy to bring up the UFO topic with in any depth.

  • @travisjohnson107

    @travisjohnson107

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice guy, not too bright...just saying. Drone's with razor blades? Ha!

  • @LiMCRiMZ

    @LiMCRiMZ

    3 жыл бұрын

    Context man, he probably meant to say something along the lines of "we have 9 planets in our solar system (one of which we know contains a civilization) so odds that there aren't civilizations elsewhere are astronomically low" But yeah haha funny man misspoke hehe 🤦‍♂️

  • @kevindube7096
    @kevindube70964 жыл бұрын

    Aliens in New Jersey?? Seems legit-able 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @jerrymarshall2095

    @jerrymarshall2095

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah the interstellar aliens can bring their huddled masses and beem em directly to the welfare office.

  • @theangryitalian7922

    @theangryitalian7922

    4 жыл бұрын

    There’s a lot of illegal aliens

  • @jessieb9384

    @jessieb9384

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's most of what lives in Jersey

  • @robertmiles8766

    @robertmiles8766

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did the mob extort them ?

  • @PoconoGamerWorld

    @PoconoGamerWorld

    4 жыл бұрын

    All them Jersey chemical plants screwing with peoples minds. LooooL

  • @carolluis2141
    @carolluis21412 жыл бұрын

    I think he's right. One time when I lived in Tribeca on River Terrace I was on the roof and saw a huge dark circle in the water but there was no helicopter or balloon in the sky casting the shadow. I always wondered what that was

  • @Random_UserName4269
    @Random_UserName426910 ай бұрын

    Listening to Joe Rogen makes me think I have a photographic memory. Not always but often I can completely pull up full color video memories and just replay what happened.

  • @JoshuaD.Howard
    @JoshuaD.Howard4 жыл бұрын

    “19 f*ckin Shlemensky” 🤣🤣

  • @plasma9839

    @plasma9839

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joshua Howard it’s little things that he says that are hilarious lol

  • @jackk.358

    @jackk.358

    4 жыл бұрын

    Read this right as he said it 😂😂

  • @zacheryshreves7516
    @zacheryshreves75164 жыл бұрын

    The Dictionary of Joey Diaz: *Legitable* To be legit

  • @nuffnonsense9544

    @nuffnonsense9544

    4 жыл бұрын

    -19SCHLAMENSKY

  • @frankieramos8693

    @frankieramos8693

    4 жыл бұрын

    As long as it flows!!

  • @FutureAbe

    @FutureAbe

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Stonehedge* Stonehenge

  • @MrMatt713

    @MrMatt713

    4 жыл бұрын

    too legitable to be unquitable

  • @jerrymarshall2095

    @jerrymarshall2095

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah i wonder how he required such a command of the english language.

  • @shaf811
    @shaf811 Жыл бұрын

    You could tell Joey brings the foolhardiness out of Joe Rogan they both have good chemistry together.

  • @l.a9711
    @l.a9711 Жыл бұрын

    “A drone the size of a cheeseburger” thats probably never been said before 😂

  • @LordWaterFarts
    @LordWaterFarts4 жыл бұрын

    "It's been theh sense 19 fucking shlamensky I dont know" That shit had me rollin

  • @leomdk939

    @leomdk939

    3 жыл бұрын

    I want to use this expression but I think you gotta be legit to say something like that

  • @TMKSMonk
    @TMKSMonk4 жыл бұрын

    A lot of people with Big Heads 😂

  • @danjack1447

    @danjack1447

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol diaz is the funniest story teller

  • @EggmondChad
    @EggmondChad2 жыл бұрын

    11:15 Computerized Infrared Heat Signature Lidar-Radar. (CIHSLR)

  • @olliecampbell2707
    @olliecampbell2707 Жыл бұрын

    the stuff Joe was talking about at the end with our memories and how accurate they really are had me questioning my whole life in a sad way hahahah, thankful for videos and pictures, crazy that history went on for ages without them to verify anything

  • @ilVec85
    @ilVec854 жыл бұрын

    "It's been there since nineteen f***'n shlamenski, I don't know." - How to make temporal references, By Dr. Joey Diaz.

  • @green2blue309

    @green2blue309

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vitor Gomes First Edition

  • @RoxanneJ

    @RoxanneJ

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vitor Gomes amazing ☺️

  • @NittyGritty508

    @NittyGritty508

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vitor Gomes lol temporal references

  • @NittyGritty508

    @NittyGritty508

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vitor Gomes btw....r u CV?

  • @ilVec85

    @ilVec85

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@NittyGritty508 What do you mean CV?

  • @Jacob43332
    @Jacob433324 жыл бұрын

    Just got home from a 12 hour shift to see clips posted featuring Joey Diaz, time to roll up a swisher and kick back lol.

  • @SirPatroclo1

    @SirPatroclo1

    4 жыл бұрын

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  • @Retrodesperado

    @Retrodesperado

    4 жыл бұрын

    pass da boof

  • @mrpaulguru8587

    @mrpaulguru8587

    4 жыл бұрын

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  • @keke6770

    @keke6770

    4 жыл бұрын

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  • @gtec6873

    @gtec6873

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think dutches are better but to each their own

  • @ma-mo6xn
    @ma-mo6xn Жыл бұрын

    I’m cracking up when he says “ they came out with the organ music … sheewwwwww” lmaoooo

  • @thenublord5927
    @thenublord5927 Жыл бұрын

    The idea that aliens come here for pure amusement and when they could be under some sort of inebriation is hilarious. “Let’s go see the monkey people” lol

  • @chrisbova9686
    @chrisbova96864 жыл бұрын

    The aliens took a sample of Jersey soil... Apparently the Legend of Jersey's environmental issues transcends the earthly realm.

  • @adamcoffland1332

    @adamcoffland1332

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tromaville, NJ. Lmao

  • @billofrights154

    @billofrights154

    4 жыл бұрын

    It was just the epa collecting samples before a Superfund site goes up

  • @santaclaus3077

    @santaclaus3077

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahahaha

  • @Initia333

    @Initia333

    4 жыл бұрын

    We must watch the same videos lol

  • @My_Alchemical_Romance

    @My_Alchemical_Romance

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chris Bova sadly, lol.

  • @ANTIESTABLISHMENTAL
    @ANTIESTABLISHMENTAL4 жыл бұрын

    Amazing joe reacting to a video “look at that, doesn’t that look like something out of this world?” Me: gee I don’t know man, young Jamie is not showing me the video, must be cool

  • @murph7421

    @murph7421

    4 жыл бұрын

    Blame KZread not Jamie.

  • @peterortiz1160

    @peterortiz1160

    4 жыл бұрын

    We know it’s KZread but Jaimie needs to be disciplined sometimes

  • @diesel92kj1

    @diesel92kj1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ron Burgundy EU fucking people over ? Nothing new at all their then. The reason why Euro cars are dying is because the EU says they have to push technological advances in cars with every new Euro emissions thus they are now so un reliable and normie it will be dead soon.

  • @c.a.t4607

    @c.a.t4607

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't joe a few months ago talking about how done he was with conspiracies ect.... Now he is back to his joe brogan questions everything act... And is he ever not wasted or high off his ass....

  • @SlowDay1651

    @SlowDay1651

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dude you're a lot calmer then how I reacted, read my expletive laced tirade somewhere in all caps in this comment section

  • @emilylitchko9414
    @emilylitchko9414 Жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz's voice is so incredibly comforting to me. I could listen to it all day.

  • @Jane-gx2qz
    @Jane-gx2qz Жыл бұрын

    I just love Joey Diaz, no bullshit kind of man. Love it when they keep it real.

  • @David-rd5bm
    @David-rd5bm4 жыл бұрын

    “People in there done that much coke they called it the grinder”.. they have been seeing ufos for years from that building.

  • @danielburg868

    @danielburg868

    4 жыл бұрын

    People on coke stay up all night

  • @hedleykerr3564

    @hedleykerr3564

    4 жыл бұрын

    I cracked up so hard when he called it the grinder!!!

  • @liquidvibez236

    @liquidvibez236

    4 жыл бұрын

    Foot L Johnson psychosis

  • @widjadija
    @widjadija4 жыл бұрын

    "One night I was on acid, and then I started hallucinating because when you do coke for 10 hours straight you start hallucinating." -Joey

  • @sagablott7253

    @sagablott7253

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂✌️

  • @bigchivo4199

    @bigchivo4199

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao

  • @ricvanwinkle1665
    @ricvanwinkle16656 ай бұрын

    Joey sees UFO’s every time he eats a moon cookie 🍪 😂😂😂

  • @peterbenson2185
    @peterbenson2185 Жыл бұрын

    Watching this in Dec 2022 and got to the part where Joey is speculating about "Razor blades on drones"... And realising I just watched a Ukranian 2 foot diameter drone drop a 3" mini grenade into a Russian pickup truck through the sunroof. Joey Diaz has intuition. SERIOUS levels of Intuition.

  • @Faydid
    @Faydid4 жыл бұрын

    “There must be life on one of the nine planets out there” - Diaz

  • @Jamie-Russell-CME

    @Jamie-Russell-CME

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, and galaxies surely exist out theres someplace. Yous guys agree? y'betta'!

  • @dexterd1188

    @dexterd1188

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alex Fay there’s so much more out there beyond our 9 planets. Our government tells us nothing. 😄

  • @dexterd1188

    @dexterd1188

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jamie Russell I do. I’ve seen a black triangle above me and took off like nothing we know of. Silent. Way too fast.

  • @Bobin10101

    @Bobin10101

    4 жыл бұрын

    DanP D it’s common knowledge that there are more than 9 planets, not something the government are trying to hife

  • @dexterd1188

    @dexterd1188

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bobin there’s one ( our binary star ) on an elliptical orbit that we have no record of. Will be a big surprise to our planet some day.

  • @gdsm93
    @gdsm934 жыл бұрын

    Joey “there’s gotta be other galaxies, out of the 9 planets there’s gotta be something” Diaz

  • @elcid6301

    @elcid6301

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣

  • @kevinr.3542

    @kevinr.3542

    4 жыл бұрын

    I can't wrap my head around the possibility that their may be NINE planets out there, in the great expansive universe

  • @turtlephilly

    @turtlephilly

    4 жыл бұрын

    must be high af

  • @kevinr.3542

    @kevinr.3542

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is your screen name Grateful Dead Summer 93

  • @seanomanary5691

    @seanomanary5691

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kevinr.3542 maybe God Smack 93

  • @Chuckseese
    @Chuckseese Жыл бұрын

    A legitimate sighting is this feeling you cannot explain,it's like your body and mind freezes

  • @jr8184
    @jr81846 ай бұрын

    Jamie must be on a fbi watchlist for all the things Joe makes him pull up😂

  • @sifurobinson1108
    @sifurobinson11083 жыл бұрын

    I actually live in North Bergen, NJ, and the spot where this thing landed is still there, grass will not grow in that spot. This story for what it is worth, I believe it to be true.

  • @cockandballtorture8972

    @cockandballtorture8972

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @Summernightsandneonlights

    @Summernightsandneonlights

    3 жыл бұрын

    There's a video on KZread all about what they and you are talking about. It's pretty interesting.

  • @erictirado147

    @erictirado147

    3 жыл бұрын

    I live in teaneck, close to holy name hospital, same here, my uncle talked about all the time, he played on those very baseball fields

  • @tyanctil

    @tyanctil

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Summernightsandneonlights do you know the name of the video?

  • @Summernightsandneonlights

    @Summernightsandneonlights

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tyanctil Not off hand. I watched it about a year ago. If I can find it I'll let you know.

  • @brendancharuhas6839
    @brendancharuhas68394 жыл бұрын

    Joe you need to get Robert Downey Jr. on the podcast

  • @SmiTTyy-sh8nc

    @SmiTTyy-sh8nc

    4 жыл бұрын

    That would be a great show.... 👍

  • @sliderdrago8189

    @sliderdrago8189

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who are you talking to?

  • @loreaver3882

    @loreaver3882

    4 жыл бұрын

    Get tony stark on

  • @kwisatzhaderach1458

    @kwisatzhaderach1458

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe is not on his level..

  • @corncobjohnsonreal

    @corncobjohnsonreal

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dude he should bring on the iron Man suit and let Joe fly in it

  • @Thomas-em9du
    @Thomas-em9du21 күн бұрын

    Hudson valley has a lot of UFO sightings. Even over to western CT and Massachusetts

  • @omegabiker
    @omegabiker Жыл бұрын

    Had these in Bosnia during the war, you'd see them now and again because there was no electricity and to pass time people would star gaze. They looked stationary like stars only brighter so they stood out and then suddenly they'd zoom off into space. There was also a perfectly round circle that appeared in a local field by a footpath and no one knew how it got there and people would walk past it in the morning on the way to work and just stop and stare because it was unusual for something like that to appear there.

  • @leoperes812
    @leoperes8123 жыл бұрын

    Uncle Joey's always starts talking like he's snitching some gangsters to the police 😂

  • @GodsCosmicBollock
    @GodsCosmicBollock4 жыл бұрын

    7:49 Joey: "What's considered a sighting?" Joe: "Well, the thing is, you just see shit."

  • @classicrocklover5615

    @classicrocklover5615

    4 жыл бұрын

    I lost it

  • @tommykennedy695

    @tommykennedy695

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was dead ass serious when he said that too 😂

  • @seannoble2503

    @seannoble2503

    3 жыл бұрын

    I read this comment at the exact moment it was said in the video😂

  • @Samsquamsh

    @Samsquamsh

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@seannoble2503 That happens to me all the time lol.

  • @goodsolonius7305

    @goodsolonius7305

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t think combat pilots entrusted with a $50 million plane would just “see sh*t” and then get so scared that you bail out of said $50 million plane. I also don’t think you can just “see sh*t” that then proceeds to disable the electronic targeting computers of the nuclear missiles it is hovering over, that turns out to just be a trick of the light. Tricks of the light also can’t trigger radar signatures. It’s pretty wild learning about the actual world if you stop watching propaganda bullsh*t like the mainstream media

  • @davidhoffmann8926
    @davidhoffmann89262 жыл бұрын

    I've been living on the Hudson Valley (from queens to Catskill) for nearly 50 years now. Never once have I seen a UFO, unfortunately.

  • @Jstd-qq7me

    @Jstd-qq7me

    2 жыл бұрын

    You have to drink coffee and go out on a balcony lol

  • @nathanbravo9900
    @nathanbravo9900Ай бұрын

    5:20 aliens are definitely coming here high as shet !! The theory is golden and I’m here for it 🤣

  • @JTisOneCrazyMan20
    @JTisOneCrazyMan204 жыл бұрын

    Jesus joeys so high, and Joes reaction to him when he’s stumbling about drones at 14:38 is absolutely hysterical

  • @bad867

    @bad867

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was looking for someone talking about this :))) that was fucking funny

  • @sharonmurphy3757

    @sharonmurphy3757

    4 жыл бұрын

    It was kinda like a "out of context" video

  • @thesorrow4664

    @thesorrow4664

    4 жыл бұрын

    😆

  • @justinkehler4506

    @justinkehler4506

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmaoooo

  • @stepasgrige9109

    @stepasgrige9109

    4 жыл бұрын

    xddddddd WOW

  • @SavageAudits
    @SavageAudits4 жыл бұрын

    Please, Joey or Joe, get Richard Dolan, the Ivy League trained UFO historian on a podcast. Richard is fascinating and he has endless government documents to demonstrate some of the reality of UFOs.

  • @alexeilindes7507

    @alexeilindes7507

    4 жыл бұрын

    Noooooo

  • @obamasgrandpapi7925

    @obamasgrandpapi7925

    4 жыл бұрын

    UFO’s are real, but that doesn’t really mean shit

  • @Centnl287NAve

    @Centnl287NAve

    4 жыл бұрын

    Funny you say that, I saw an interview Dolan did with an alleged ex-CIA who went to Area 51. This guy's story parallels with Bob Lazar's story. Check out the transcript of the interview: ufomg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Richard-Dolan-and-Ex-CIA-Interview.pdf. For the actual video of the interview go here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oa5smsivdNLanJc.html

  • @vinceward3981

    @vinceward3981

    4 жыл бұрын

    No way Richard Dolan after he screwed everyone over with that Roswell slides fiasco where you had to pay to view their presentation and then their alien got debunked within hours. Scammer

  • @SavageAudits

    @SavageAudits

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Skeptics” running hot here. Cointellpro?

  • @shitface1704
    @shitface1704 Жыл бұрын

    Joes alien voice cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ASLnothing
    @ASLnothing6 ай бұрын

    I can’t wait to see a follow up on this topic after all the information that has came out about them, on the topic of the crazy movements those ships are able to make and how they do it and all that I remember watching a video explaining that in order to make those split second movements at such high rates of speed you would need the entire state of Ohio to do so

  • @H3cTiKsNiPeR
    @H3cTiKsNiPeR4 жыл бұрын

    14:38 did joeys edible just kick in or something ahahah

  • @bigtone7913

    @bigtone7913

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rogans reaction was priceless 😆

  • @Foreverblunted

    @Foreverblunted

    4 жыл бұрын

    Loool

  • @ijs537

    @ijs537

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haha had me dying

  • @PeachesnKream1

    @PeachesnKream1

    4 жыл бұрын

    KMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @hanskinslo326

    @hanskinslo326

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol no doubt!!!

  • @AzeriDervish
    @AzeriDervish4 жыл бұрын

    Joe being classy! He asked Jaime nicely not like others "hey sport pull that up" " come on Jaime look for it" give the man his respect!

  • @MeanBeanComedy

    @MeanBeanComedy

    4 жыл бұрын

    He talked to him like an equal. I like it!

  • @Alpha_November6996

    @Alpha_November6996

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s why we love this cocksucka!

  • @lucasarnell1808

    @lucasarnell1808

    4 жыл бұрын

    The majority of people do this lol

  • @MrJust2times

    @MrJust2times

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuck Jaime xD

  • @timothyjimothy6012

    @timothyjimothy6012

    4 жыл бұрын

    What the hell are all of you talking about?? No one ever really disrespected jaime

  • @Theviduch
    @Theviduch Жыл бұрын

    I live in Hudson County, NJ and have grown up there. I never once in my life did I see a UFO. However, I lived in North Bergen at the time of the UFO siting in the mid 70s. I was about 5 or 6 at the time and we all talked about it in school. About it being a hot bed of UFO activity - not sure about that, but will be paying more attention going forward :)

  • @Robert-bm3jr
    @Robert-bm3jr4 күн бұрын

    It is real I was homeless for over 4 years and you see a lot more stuff when you don't have a roof over your head