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Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the "Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger" podcast. His latest special, "30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger," is available on KZread.
www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com
Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the "Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger" podcast. His latest special, "30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger," is available on KZread.
www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com
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Kurt talking about what happened at Dresden so passionately then saying he doesn’t know what city it was is absolute comedy gold😂
@stanw909
Ай бұрын
Doesn't remember the London blitz or the V2 rockets Hitler rained down upon innocent targets. At least Dresden had war factories.
@FidelCashFlows
Ай бұрын
@@stanw909found the war crime justifier
@princecheck11
Ай бұрын
@@FidelCashFlowsalways one
@jaredkinneyjr
Ай бұрын
so glad I could finally delete Spotify! Just like the good ol' 2015 days of JRE on KZread
@robertburnett6348
Ай бұрын
He is a ignorant, rude idiot.
Love being on KZread and seeing comments again
@bakebook
Ай бұрын
What happened to the Spotify deal?
@bakebook
Ай бұрын
What happened to the Spotify deal?
@thacoolbean
Ай бұрын
Makes my Sh hard
@kevm243
Ай бұрын
Nothing he's on Spotify as well
@kirkanos3968
Ай бұрын
Sure he had a time limit on only posting on spotify. But just guessing.
Kurt's brain nearly overheating trying to decide how to describe Chris Chan to someone who knows nothing about him was the highlight of this episode for me.
@travismcnasty4239
15 күн бұрын
Knowing about Chris Chan is not good. Having knowledge about the true singularity is only a burden. Maybe you share the story as a cautionary tale, but mostly it's a horrific, depressing slog.
Have missed Kurt on Jimmy so much this week. It's so nice to get to see him on Rogan.
@petemp24
14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 the gullible in you
15 years, and I'm still waiting for Kurt to finish a sentence.
@kuumaliimam1es
Ай бұрын
For every sentense Kurt finishes he starts atleast 5 new ones.
@MrLongDongSilver
Ай бұрын
god him and Dan Soder sound the same and are so cringey
@blockraven22
Ай бұрын
probably from Kratom
@ssyankee121
Ай бұрын
@@MrLongDongSilverdamn what else do you consider cringe then
@bradquigley81
Ай бұрын
I still kind of like him. He's actually pretty funny.
Good god we need a Podcast with Kurt and Tim Dillon. Shit would be entertaining as hell.
@ACDC392333
Ай бұрын
Yeah that’d be awesome
@Evan_Meyer
Ай бұрын
Holy shit, yes please.
@Txalcoir
Ай бұрын
We need a prosecutor though...can't have just defendants
@LetsSmokePodcast
Ай бұрын
A spin on “We might be drunk” called “We used to do coke” w/ Tim and Kurt
@dankboyq4050
Ай бұрын
Lol you you are clearly big Tim fans, they already did an epsiode on Tims patreon and it was trash
“Stochastic terrorism is what you did.” Fkn Metzger had me dyin😆
Kurt is one of my favorite people. He's always a few steps ahead.
@petemp24
14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 gullible Trumpers
@RonnyJakobsson
9 күн бұрын
His thoughts are live streaming directly to his vocal cords without delay. Love it
“Where did Dresden happen?” “I’m not sure what city”
@sarahrenay341
Ай бұрын
I didn't even catch that 😭
@georgepapatheofilou6118
Ай бұрын
The toilet city that got shat on No affermitve action back then that evolved to DEI . They used wine stocks to save property. The ancient Greco-Roman in me thinks nothing nice
@lesblatnyak5947
Ай бұрын
Desert dry eh 😂
@johndillinger5142
Ай бұрын
Wooof. I remember reading slaughter house 5 as a kid and looking into it after. No war factory, war was over. Beautiful gothic town and everyone in it melted by raining fire from the sky for 3 days. Really changed my point of view.
@stevena.7022
Ай бұрын
Captain Joe Dresden famously firebombed Moscow in 1812
Kurt Metzger is ALL OVER THE PLACE and it is HILARIOUS 🤣!!!
@libertas5005
Ай бұрын
Kurt Metzger is like when Mr Data tried to become human and understand humor. His face reminds me of Mr Data so much.
@AA-ws3vd
Ай бұрын
Haha a Fistful of Datas
Kurt Metzger should be a United States Senator
@nemrutbaba
Ай бұрын
Better than that genocidal zombie Fetterman!
I love listening to Kurt, you can almost hear his brain crunch when he's thinking like a bowl of Rice Krispies.
Kurt’s laugh on Jimmy Dore makes things even funnier lol
@AnaLucia-wy2ii
Ай бұрын
I like his epic one liners. He’s a perfect sidekick.
@jummyran
Ай бұрын
@@AnaLucia-wy2ii ya now I see why he hasn’t been on Jimmy show this week he’s been traveling
@PoperoniNews
Ай бұрын
When the episode ends and cuts off with Kurt’s laugh it always sends me into a laughing fit
@RedroomStudios
Ай бұрын
Kurt's constant interruptions and talking over Jimmy ruin the show. he needs to remember he's just the sidekick.
@gabrielhersey5546
Ай бұрын
Love Jimmy Dorre Kurt is hilarious
Kurt talks the way my brain works.
@maya_coqsalonga
Ай бұрын
Then you're brain damaged.
@PsychopathyInArabic
Ай бұрын
then, you need to start reading books.
@junyBSW
Ай бұрын
same. too much info going in and swirling around, not enough time to convey it all
@badlaamaurukehu
Ай бұрын
@@PsychopathyInArabicBooks caused this. I'm same gen as Kurp and can confirm. He has thought within thought multithreading unlike the tiktok generations who can't even seem to figure out serial processing let alone parallel.
@AnaLucia-wy2ii
Ай бұрын
Me too!
Already watched this on Spotify just here to leave a like and comment so the algorithm shares more of Kurt Metzger with people.
@usofliberty
Ай бұрын
same
@lobstersexmachine
Ай бұрын
Watch the Jimmy Dore show. He’s a cohost. Jimmy is funny too.
@DrFaust-pr8vw
Ай бұрын
I used to listen to the Race Wars podcast he did, it was great
@buckrogers4174
Ай бұрын
Kurt is good
Kurt Vonnegut also said, about the Dresden bombing, later in his life he ending up meeting/speaking with some of the people involved in the decision making that led up to the bombing, and the answer that he got was that Dresden was bombed due to "bureaucratic inertia" which is to say, the people bombing had a lot of bombs to drop, and they were going to drop them somewhere so it ended up being Dresden, even though there was no practical military justification or reason for setting it and its inhabitants on fire...
@mop9i40k
Ай бұрын
I do not understand why it's not common knowledge, Dresden was bombed to shit only because it'd end up in soviet occupation zone.
@mancyank564
Ай бұрын
The Soviets asked the Allies to bomb Dresden because it was a major train hub. War materials were passing through Dresden on the way to the Eastern front.
@paulmryglod4802
16 күн бұрын
@mancyank564 yes this is not known as much. Good to point this out. There wasnt much other military justification to level the city, though.
@mop9i40k
16 күн бұрын
@@mancyank564 Common you cant beleive that crap, can you? The amount of bombs, planes, pilots and fuel used was enough to level all train stations in Germany + all military factories + half of German troops but instead they leveled the whole town with 300 000 women and children, why would they? Btw they did not drop a single f'king bomb to stop transporting jews to death camps and they knew 100% about genocide and did nothing not just to stop it but even to delay it.
Kurt and Jimmy are such a breath of fresh air in terms of being hilarious truth tellers who won't grovel to the bastards.
@DavidThomas-fb8bq
Ай бұрын
Funny you said breath of fresh air when he was just smoking.
@petemp24
14 күн бұрын
Yes for dummies
JRE needs to have Jimmy Dore again soon.
@catcherboy96
Ай бұрын
Fr
@Jeremya74
Ай бұрын
I agree..at lest I can understand him
@AnaLucia-wy2ii
Ай бұрын
Yes!
@FatherOMalley
Ай бұрын
kinda sounds like Joe was trashing Jimmy's Show at the very end of this video
@ellea3344
Ай бұрын
Jimmy said he would when he had something to promote, like a Comedy Special.
Never seen kurt before this what a wild dude he had me rolling a few times 😅
Kurt and Jimmy are my favourite people. I love them.
Metzger is the most underrated comedian. Genuinely funny, no persona, no hubris.
@robertburnett6348
Ай бұрын
What! At times he takes over Dore's show with his incessant babble. Interrupts constantly. We don't know why Jimmy does this to us.
@carrenpalmer3453
Ай бұрын
@@robertburnett6348 yeah, but Jimmy kinda throws the look or comment to keep Kurt contained, but I did see Kurt a year ago with JD and Steph and imo, Kurt was the most hilarious that night
@SneedTechIndustries-gf5hn
Ай бұрын
@@robertburnett6348 Yes because it's an entertainment segment. It's not about the 'news' it's about giving the news in an entertaining way so it's actually accessible to more people than otherwise. Kurt is funny, if you don't like it there are plenty of very boring ways to get your news that are straight and to the point without it. I personally find it refreshing.
@missykins3193
Ай бұрын
@@robertburnett6348 Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.
@opensourceanglers8291
Ай бұрын
Yeah Kurt is real, and really funny. He's one if the few people in the public eye who actually sees how it works and feels compelled to talk about it which means he gives a shit. There's no accounting for taste so if you don't like him that's your prerogative but nobody can deny his quick mind and wit. He's like 5 or 6 thoughts ahead here and Joe just can't keep up...
Colin Quinn referring to Kurt as a 'Bosnian war criminal' with regards to how Kurt looks is why Colin is the greatest
@libertas5005
Ай бұрын
I'm Bosnian and I find that weird. Why would he call him that way? Maybe he meant Serb war criminal?
@mihnea919
Ай бұрын
I'm romanian and i find your reply very weird. Maybe he meant what he meant. It was a joke for christ's sake. The accent wasn't put on war criminal, the war on yugoslavia or any other bs. He wanted to make a funny joke and that's what he came up with on the spot. And it is funny.
@JackMarcuson
Ай бұрын
@@libertas5005 bosnian muslims commited far more war crimes during Bosnian War than Serbs did through entire 90's.
@fuckamericanidiot
Ай бұрын
@@libertas5005 If he knew that libertas, I'm sure Colin would correct himself :) He is sharp as a tack and loves to learn
@brucegregson621
Ай бұрын
Who was the guy who was charged at the Hagge? Mulosavic? @@libertas5005
This convo flowed so well! Kurt is a very good conversationalist
My favorite part; "either way you're flying off a roof". Point dot point dot.
Kurt is the King of the Half Sentence
@lq4275
Ай бұрын
it hurts my brain
@bananawatch8158
Ай бұрын
Spot on about
@moralhazard1
Ай бұрын
If he could organize his thoughts better, and yes speak in full sentences he would be unstoppable!! I think he's brilliant and nails certain things but yeah I think he just has so many thoughts he never fully grabs onto one much lol
@jamesdriggers2011
Ай бұрын
For real!!
@blountl
Ай бұрын
Kurt's having conversations in his head that he let's you in on halfway through...but forgets you weren't there for the start.
Talking about Dresden and not knowing where it happened was priceless 😂😂
@irvvalenzuen3135
Ай бұрын
@@Golemrock598well how hot was she
@MrAirController
Ай бұрын
Dresden was a mans name to Kurt 😂
@CarlMalhone
Ай бұрын
@@irvvalenzuen3135ngl ; I’m black and this the first thing I thought
@michaeljoyce4415
Ай бұрын
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just don't understand Kurt's dry style of humor
@irvvalenzuen3135
Ай бұрын
@@Golemrock598 in all seriousness Jewish people like to use the word exclusive but we all know what that really means . They’re one of the most “exclusive” communities in the world . Ask a Palestinian. Saying your Jewish girlfriend is racist is like saying water is wet LOl
Kurt Metzger is great.
Best guest you should have him for a full week
“We know they are lying, they know they are lying, they know we know they are lying, we know they know we know they are lying, but they are still lying.”
@cosette999
Ай бұрын
That’s because those who aren’t us refuse to accept the fact that they are lying. To admit when your wrong is a humbling experience, it hurts your pride. This is why the left has chosen the deadliest of the 7 deadly sins to promote. There are plenty of people in the world who would sooner self destruct than hurt their pride by humbling themselves.
@edvigadias9447
Ай бұрын
How to stop them? If we ignore them they will do worse.
@Goji-eletienne
Ай бұрын
Because "we" are not forcing accountability.
@miteshraja4823
Ай бұрын
Lmao
@travismcnasty4239
Ай бұрын
@edvigadias9447 mock them at every opportunity and tell people where they live and work.
Oh my God 😂 these two together somehow became my favourite JRE ever. Would kill to hang out with these two together, I'm effing crying! 😂❤
@PoperoniNews
Ай бұрын
This episode was side splitting funny
@Fidelista23
12 күн бұрын
They are great together . Two Leos !!
Kurt and Joe are golden together, in fairness Joe looked a bit tired but Kurts energy here just invigorates him and it works brilliantly! Kurts belly laughs are hilarious.
more please. joe is kinda known for conspiracy theories but, kurt has taken over and i'd liek to hear more.
By far one of the most entertaining episodes in a long time
@LoyalOpposition
Ай бұрын
Definitely one of the best.
Kurt is amazing and the Jimmy Dore Show plug at the end was keen. The truth will set you free
@mattschneider5205
Ай бұрын
I don’t recommend it…
@sadmachineinc
Ай бұрын
If you're reading this Reply, you are the Resistance.
@Mocho101
Ай бұрын
you are paid opposition or a paid actor the empire is over bud@@mattschneider5205
@zacharycadman8226
Ай бұрын
The fact that some of the most accurate news comes from the Jimmy Dore show tells you how bad the media is today.
@jjdillon1207
Ай бұрын
@@mattschneider5205what’s wrong with jimmy dore?
Became aware of Kurt, from the dore show. He is crazy. Blessings. Bo truckers and railway workers. Cleveland
God damn I love KURP.... he's like a vessel of knowledge with 100 holes spewing out information all at once, unfortunately not through a centralized spout
I live Kurt's level of outrage at everything. That's how angry all the Podcasters should be at the shit that goes on in this world.
@greattribulation1388
Ай бұрын
Most podcasters are his level of stupid too
Pfizer needs to be held accountable for its crimes
@bestkoreanjesus
Ай бұрын
Just say jews
@captainLoknar
Ай бұрын
government will protect them to the last child and if every child dies then they'll say they're too big to fail
@aeternafortuna1644
Ай бұрын
@@bestkoreanjesus ceo of pfizr is a j3w?
@djkymaera
Ай бұрын
Will never happen
@philliesphan312
Ай бұрын
They don't have laws for them! Lol
The Killing Machine never sleeps. Tuned in for Metzger. I didn't know Rogan was going to talk TVs like Maher.
In case you're not aware, there's also a humanitarian crisis in Darfur, Sudan. By January 21, 2024, the toll was staggering: at least 13,000 dead and 33,000 injured. Fast forward to March 21, and the numbers are even more alarming, with over 6.5 million internally displaced and more than two million seeking refuge beyond the country's borders. This tragedy is compounded by reports of civilians in Darfur falling victim to the Masalit massacres, described by the United Nations humanitarian chief as "one of the worst humanitarian nightmares in recent history."
@SMacCuUladh
Ай бұрын
isn't that Islamist groups in Sudan?
@dennisb6954
Ай бұрын
It's between two opposing factions of Sudan's military government.
@SMacCuUladh
Ай бұрын
@@dennisb6954so they're all Muslim extremists?
@MonkeAndHisFriends
Ай бұрын
Al-Shabab massacre Christians in Kenya. Boko-haram massacre Christians in Nigeria. Iraq gasses 200,000 Kurds. ISIS massacred the Yazidis. Turkey killing Kurds. Houthis killing Yemen Christians. Every Muslim country expelling the Jews in 1940-1950
@matthewstone1362
Ай бұрын
Good old West destabilising shit again.
Kurt's level of knowingly gaslit, infurious disbelief of the upside down, sideways state in which we find ourselves paints a perfect picture of the confused frustration felt by anyone with a fking brain.
@groovehog1
Ай бұрын
100% and great description!
@crystalbooth8932
Ай бұрын
💯💯💯💯
@PoperoniNews
Ай бұрын
I am completely desensitized to it all and watching his reactions to it all has been one of my favorite things as of late.
@robadamson1
Ай бұрын
I love your formulation.
@TedKidd
Ай бұрын
Yep
Kurt is so underrated on the JDS. He's frequently a couple of steps ahead - or sideways (!), so he can seem as if he's delivering non-sequiters; but when you manage to get into his rhythm, he's hilarious, and one of the sharpest guys out there.
@dandeeteeyem2170
Ай бұрын
Exactly! Reminds me of my genius best friend growing up who couldn't get a thought out in a coherent sentence unless he got stoned, and you realise he'd been ten steps ahead of you that whole time! XD
@doyouevennaturebro4593
Ай бұрын
I agree. Sometimes he makes me lose my shit.
@user-hl7ji4bv4q
Ай бұрын
True. Alot of people complain about him meandering but it's more like they're having a hard time keeping up with Kurt.
@melodie0987
Ай бұрын
@@user-hl7ji4bv4q10000% correct. I think even Jimmy struggles to follow him sometimes. Says Kurt’s going off topic when he’s providing another example of the same corruption or explaining another reason why something is deeply immoral. I’ve learned so much from Kurt. He sees things as they are and doesn’t virtue signal ever. A blessing to our society. More people need to listen to Kurt. REALLY listen. I hope his podcast comes back.
@AnaLucia-wy2ii
Ай бұрын
I agree! He cracks me up. Sometimes it takes Jimmy a second to get his jokes. 😊 He’s got the best one liners and they’re always referencing some larger concept. One of my favorites was when Jimmy said something obviously true and Kurt with an offended voice said, “Hey, that is lacking context! “ 😂 obviously referencing the fake and often desperate “fact checks.”
Man, idk when Joe Rogan got the Crablante laugh, but I'm here for it.😂
Kurt has to do his own news commentary show
@obiigwe8349
Ай бұрын
No he needs some structure for his haphazard brilliance to shine. His solo podcast is hit and miss
where my dawgs at
@mmagenie
Ай бұрын
Ayyyye
@thewampus97tj
Ай бұрын
🐕
@kayceehill7157
Ай бұрын
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!
@Nunchuck210
Ай бұрын
Pet Cemetary
@ClipStreamSage
Ай бұрын
Present
Kurt: says anything Joe : "Gleegleegleeglee"
@Dadburn_erl
Ай бұрын
Made this episode hard to listen to with that weird fake laugh. Idk why but it was driving me nuts.
@The_Local
Ай бұрын
It's because he's humoring him and like that's not true but whatever kinda laugh @@Dadburn_erl
@angeliahoffman8500
Ай бұрын
Has he started doing this habitually or is it just a nervous tic?
This guy and Alex Jones by themselves for 3 hrs would be hilarious.
Kurt is a smart and insightful man! He always has witty and hilarious takes on situations
Kurt is the internet's best sidekick
@RustyBlumpkins
Ай бұрын
after this episode he’s a top 5 dipshit too.
@FamiliarAnomaly
Ай бұрын
P.S. - Dresden amount dead was more like 500k and it was women and children burned to death - fire so hot the water in the city fountains evaporated
@BrookMesfin
Ай бұрын
What's sad is he used to be on track to be one of the best comedians back in the mid 2010s but got derailed by a certain white substance.
@azurebadger
Ай бұрын
This conversation convinced me otherwise.
@FamiliarAnomaly
Ай бұрын
also no one is gonna watch Oppenheimer decades from now was the most boring movie ever joe is so FOS sometimes
Kurts stand up is underrated AF
@abdulalomari2381
Ай бұрын
Lame af
@cb3648
Ай бұрын
He has one of the best stories ever on "This is Not Happening" about the Jehovah's Witness kid turned crack dealer Zumo.
If Kurt Metzger and Sam Tripoli got together for a two hour podcast, not a single coherent thought would be uttered to completion.
@MRoachthe1
Ай бұрын
And they would understand each other perfectly. I would definitely listen to that.
@kellieheald
Ай бұрын
It would be funny af though
Kurt really knows the dynamics of the show. It's been almost almost 3 hours of them talking just about anything and it hasn't feel like a drag like with some other guesses he has had lately
Kurt can interrupt me with laughter anytime 🫡👍
@jayjones9219
Ай бұрын
His laugh is great!
@RustyBlumpkins
Ай бұрын
People with autism do have great laughs! His laugh sounds just like my son’s.
@celerystalk1521
Ай бұрын
I miss when rogan didn't have comments
@vv7299
Ай бұрын
Jimmy Dore castigates him if he doesn't laugh loudly at every line, but on the JRE there's no pressure to be funny , he's just doing it out of habit
@seraph6758
Ай бұрын
@vv7299 🥺 oh no! Tell me more little squeaker. 🤣 ..have a nice day..
We need Kurt on at least once a month!
@Txalcoir
Ай бұрын
No...he's a pedophile and needs to be in jail
@vvinterghost
Ай бұрын
You got Kurt at least once a week at Jimmy Dore Show
Thank you for talking about Gaza 💔
The Jimmy Dore Show is one of the last beacons of light in the poopstorm we're navigating through.
Kurt is a voice of reason. The world is weird
@biggordo482
Ай бұрын
kurt was raised in a doomsday cult he wasnt raised the same way 99% of americans were. 100% correct he is a breath of fresh air.
@TheUnseen0n3
Ай бұрын
Ehh seems like he picks who's right and wrong and isn't very open to hearing otherwise
@TexasGreed
Ай бұрын
The voice of uppers.
@PhreakPhantom
Ай бұрын
LMFAOOOOO
@maya_coqsalonga
Ай бұрын
Nah, it's you.
Kurt’s is 2 thoughts ahead of what he saying at all times, I love it! We need something where it’s just Kurt talking about these subjects. Like 2 hours a week of Kurt just going off.
@flavioa6351
Ай бұрын
Yeah it’s called the jimmy dore show
@BrandonG6822
Ай бұрын
@@flavioa6351he's good with jimmy but him with rogan is so good
Well done Kurt. Everyone watch the Jimmy Dore show.
So hilarious during the Bridgit Macron/Michelle Obama topic when Joe and Jamie have a lover's spat. Its so passive aggressive and awkward 😂
Kurt has the same laugh as drax from guardians 😂😂😂
@dl2one
Ай бұрын
Lol. Jimmy could be Rocket Raccoon. Damnit I demand a cosplay podcast
@andypehrson9316
Ай бұрын
he did play drax in the films so makes sense
@Seanigan88
Ай бұрын
*Dave Bautista
@andypehrson9316
Ай бұрын
@@Seanigan88 pretty sure it was kurt but i get the confusion
@Seanigan88
Ай бұрын
@@andypehrson9316 Stahhhhp. Stop it.
Kerp has really helped wake up both Joe and Jimmy Dore to the view of the world from 30,000 feet.
@SoBayK80
Ай бұрын
Remember when Joe brought on Metzger to talk down Owen Benjamin back when Owen was losing his shit?
@madProgenitorDeity
Ай бұрын
Kurt admitted candidly on TJDS that he didn't know about the treatment of Palestinians until pretty recently, but he clearly does now
Kurt is awesome, luv ya bro. TVs are so cheap because they don't want anyone to miss out on their programming.
Kurt is such a goat in terms of just ranting about current affairs
Finally Joe has someone with balls to talk about this ongoin GENOCIDE, salute to Joe Kurp!
@abdullahimahamudbile
Ай бұрын
Yep that is a W
@chaim5397
Ай бұрын
Lmao there is no genocide
@iKingRPG
Ай бұрын
@@chaim5397stop following the propaganda
@bingledock
Ай бұрын
Joe has had 50 guests on about “trans” issues and 500 on about the life threatening issue of “woke ideology” but has not had a single guest on about the ongoing genocide 6 months into it. I love Kurt. Ever since he left KZread I only watch his shows when I love the guest unlike before when I would watch every other episode.
@ahmedhussein1694
Ай бұрын
@@chaim5397 Why am I not surprised someone named Chaim is denying the genocide, they give you your shekels yet bro?
"These big black arms coming over your face" 😂😂 big mike 😂😂😂
Kurt could be a weekly guest. Great synergy!
I use a flip phone .....I have an Ipod touch and computer at home I use for music and smart phone type stuff at home..........I get to the internet when I get to it, its never a rush, it prevents a lot of stress this way and I highly recommend it.
@saphire82
Ай бұрын
I honestly think it should go back to that way. A flip phone doesn’t seem “weird” to me at all.
"gee gee gee gee gee" - Joe Rogan
@stillholding4975
Ай бұрын
The guys a dork
@angrydad1907
Ай бұрын
Roscoe from Dukes of Hazzard
Have Jimmy Dore on again Joe! Awesome you had Kurp on though man! ❤
@deep-pond
Ай бұрын
Joe has Kurt on a lot. I don't see much of Kurp anymore. I think he is too busy for Kyle.
@_GuyInTheChair
Ай бұрын
Kurp
@HuxMan909
Ай бұрын
"P" isn't even close to "T" on the keyboard, man
@deep-pond
Ай бұрын
@@HuxMan909 You obviously don't know Kurp. Don't get involved with those of us who know them both.
Why Joe rocking BlackRifleCoco? Lol😂
“It’s cheaper than insulin!”. Brilliant! I love Kurt!
This is a conversation between weed on Adderall and Whiskey on smelling salts.
@Somereasonstolive
Ай бұрын
Accurate
@justinswayne
Ай бұрын
Actually they're on cocaine. I can tell being an ex addict for 8 sum odd years. If you pay attention JR sniffs way more often then he usually does. And you can notice the speed of talking and the constant interjections and cutting each other off.
“As the Carpets, So the Drapes” is the most underrated joke in this whole episode 😂
@Jasonliggett69
Ай бұрын
The Great and Powerful Kurmis Mestragimos
@LowKeyLoca
Ай бұрын
So glad I'm not the only one..👌 That sh*t cracked me up! 😂😂
@LowKeyLoca
Ай бұрын
So glad I'm not the only one..👌 That sh*t cracked me up! 😂😂
@anderseckstrand7033
Ай бұрын
🤣
@madProgenitorDeity
Ай бұрын
@@Jasonliggett69 Kurtmes Trismeztgistus
57.30 thanks so much Joe for speaking out
Hey You, with the Stone cold steamer 😂🤣💀
Can we get Thomas Sowell on JRE?
@NymtheRobot1984
Ай бұрын
That would be amazing!
@J3R3MI6
Ай бұрын
God please
@MikeJones-mf2fw
Ай бұрын
Word
@dertythegrower
Ай бұрын
He should be a mainstream character in the media... not sure why they hide his stuff so much 😅 too truthful for sure
@calebharris3375
Ай бұрын
Just became my number 1 guest as soon as I read your comment. This has and needs to happen
Kurt's last special is probably my favorite of anyone in the last 5yrs
@gmo9023
Ай бұрын
White precious is fucking genius shit, I can almost recite that fucking jaywalking joke word for word
@KannibalBeats
Ай бұрын
Isn't White Precious like 10 years old?
@gmo9023
Ай бұрын
@@KannibalBeats yes
@Txalcoir
Ай бұрын
Did he talk about his attraction to children?
@JohnMoran
Ай бұрын
Kurt on Roseanne was pretty priceless too
Kurt only finishes 40% of his sentences
Jimmy Dore and Kurt Metzger man, real integrity
@cupperdigger3494
5 күн бұрын
lmao Jimmy and integrity, strange couple!
Love KURPY SO MUCH!!! Cracked out or not he’s hilarious, one of the best writers in comedy!!!
@skinnylegendz6940
Ай бұрын
Your name is great lmfao, with a picture of Gary hahahaha
@TopExcavation
Ай бұрын
Awesome ep to watch
@helpIthinkmylegsaregone
Ай бұрын
He seems a lot less cracked than a great deal of people who walk around. He's a little eccentric in his demeanor, but what's so crazy?
@maya_coqsalonga
Ай бұрын
You're a big fan of the Amy Schumer show?
@alenabazovski
Ай бұрын
For sure and his a great person
Kurt is great on Jimmy Dores show
@GurtiusMaximus
Ай бұрын
Jimmy Dore is great on Jimmy Dores Show
@sthubbins4038
Ай бұрын
Yeah, I love how he shills for Trump and Putin and literally laughs at dead Ukrainian bodies. What a hoot!
@marc_palasciano
Ай бұрын
They should have me on…
@TinLe120
Ай бұрын
Kurt is the pea-brain behind the stupid jokes when Jimmy is just trying to push Russian disinformation.
@vaevictis_
Ай бұрын
@@TinLe120😂😂😂
First Rogan Podcast I completely watched in years.
Nerdrotic/Critical Drinker shoutout is dope! They'd be GREAT, either of em, for JRE
@zztopz7090
Ай бұрын
If they stick to culture war and dont expand to actual war and politics.
@conorbryan289
Ай бұрын
What's the timestamp?
Kurt bringing Chris Chan to Rogan is the highlight of my day.
@Joederk
Ай бұрын
What! 😮I can't wait
@Joederk
Ай бұрын
1:24:47 boom
@KimboKG14
Ай бұрын
inverse jesus 🤣😂
@yourenotmarywelcome8693
Ай бұрын
And this was the moment Sonichu entered the mainstream.
@ACDC392333
Ай бұрын
I wish I never heard of Chris Chan and went down that rabbit hole. Depressing shit.
Kurt would be a perfect Disney voice-over character. Great episode , hilarious .
Thx for having Kurt on, Love the Jimmy Dore show, and always get a kick when Kurt's on there!
I really appreciate Kurt's takes on a lot of issues. He has a pretty level-headed common sensical take. He calls out both sides. Don't agree with everything, but at least he is respectable and willing to have an honest conversation
Thanks for having Kurt on.
Kurt’s getting better
Great ep, Kurt is hilarious
Kurt’s doctor: “I’m writing you a prescription for a drug called Adderall. I recommend you take at least an entire bottle every day.”
@missykins3193
Ай бұрын
Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.
@skindianu
19 күн бұрын
I need to make an appointment with Kurt's doctor
Did they ever figure out what city they did Dresden in?
@tokebak4291
Ай бұрын
What is a dresden?
@a_l_e_k_sandra
Ай бұрын
@@tokebak4291an avant-garde puppet theatre, check out The Dresden Dolls performances.
@jamesdriggers2011
Ай бұрын
I think they said it is near Aleppo.
@ellgro
Ай бұрын
Omg they did a heckin dresden
@jjmail1971
Ай бұрын
Duesseldorf maybe
Been waiting for this conversation for years!!! Did not disappoint.
Please do that again soon, it’s great to listen to you both together! Irony and humor perfect! 😅
This was my favourite episode in a while 😂 love Metzger!
@rinnypink
Ай бұрын
That's because Metzger still has a passion for these topics that Joe seems to have lost.
This was a PHENOMENAL SHOW! U gotta have this dude back!
@humanindica962
Ай бұрын
And with Owen Benjamin
@Drakoviche
Ай бұрын
He is on the Jimmy Dore Show every night almost, good times check it out!
@enochvaldorian2029
Ай бұрын
Too much information overload when you're talking about this stuff sometimes KEKW. I'm sure he knows but off the cuff it's hard lol
@zjalapeno
Ай бұрын
this guy 🫡
The nerdrotic shoutout was awesome lol
superb with caveats as with all things. top work Joe, nice to meet you Kurt!
What the hell am I listening to? Kurt rants even better than Alex Jones. This is absolute gold.
@stevenkidd6761
Ай бұрын
If anything, Kurt is clowning Jones and people that buy into his "persona" .
@Borzivullthemisheld
Ай бұрын
@@stevenkidd6761ok Steven
@ChaosbonesPvP
Ай бұрын
I’m watching this like oof 😬
@west8436
Ай бұрын
Kurp for me 😂😅💪🤪
@missykins3193
Ай бұрын
Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.