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Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the "Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger" podcast. His latest special, "30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger," is available on KZread.
www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com

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  • @davidmurphy8364
    @davidmurphy8364Ай бұрын

    Kurt talking about what happened at Dresden so passionately then saying he doesn’t know what city it was is absolute comedy gold😂

  • @stanw909

    @stanw909

    Ай бұрын

    Doesn't remember the London blitz or the V2 rockets Hitler rained down upon innocent targets. At least Dresden had war factories.

  • @FidelCashFlows

    @FidelCashFlows

    Ай бұрын

    @@stanw909found the war crime justifier

  • @princecheck11

    @princecheck11

    Ай бұрын

    @@FidelCashFlowsalways one

  • @jaredkinneyjr

    @jaredkinneyjr

    Ай бұрын

    so glad I could finally delete Spotify! Just like the good ol' 2015 days of JRE on KZread

  • @robertburnett6348

    @robertburnett6348

    Ай бұрын

    He is a ignorant, rude idiot.

  • @polishpennetrator
    @polishpennetratorАй бұрын

    Love being on KZread and seeing comments again

  • @bakebook

    @bakebook

    Ай бұрын

    What happened to the Spotify deal?

  • @bakebook

    @bakebook

    Ай бұрын

    What happened to the Spotify deal?

  • @thacoolbean

    @thacoolbean

    Ай бұрын

    Makes my Sh hard

  • @kevm243

    @kevm243

    Ай бұрын

    Nothing he's on Spotify as well

  • @kirkanos3968

    @kirkanos3968

    Ай бұрын

    Sure he had a time limit on only posting on spotify. But just guessing.

  • @VanDamnator65
    @VanDamnator65Ай бұрын

    Kurt's brain nearly overheating trying to decide how to describe Chris Chan to someone who knows nothing about him was the highlight of this episode for me.

  • @travismcnasty4239

    @travismcnasty4239

    15 күн бұрын

    Knowing about Chris Chan is not good. Having knowledge about the true singularity is only a burden. Maybe you share the story as a cautionary tale, but mostly it's a horrific, depressing slog.

  • @deep-pond
    @deep-pondАй бұрын

    Have missed Kurt on Jimmy so much this week. It's so nice to get to see him on Rogan.

  • @petemp24

    @petemp24

    14 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂 the gullible in you

  • @michaelposner7435
    @michaelposner7435Ай бұрын

    15 years, and I'm still waiting for Kurt to finish a sentence.

  • @kuumaliimam1es

    @kuumaliimam1es

    Ай бұрын

    For every sentense Kurt finishes he starts atleast 5 new ones.

  • @MrLongDongSilver

    @MrLongDongSilver

    Ай бұрын

    god him and Dan Soder sound the same and are so cringey

  • @blockraven22

    @blockraven22

    Ай бұрын

    probably from Kratom

  • @ssyankee121

    @ssyankee121

    Ай бұрын

    @@MrLongDongSilverdamn what else do you consider cringe then

  • @bradquigley81

    @bradquigley81

    Ай бұрын

    I still kind of like him. He's actually pretty funny.

  • @hereforthecommentsection9451
    @hereforthecommentsection9451Ай бұрын

    Good god we need a Podcast with Kurt and Tim Dillon. Shit would be entertaining as hell.

  • @ACDC392333

    @ACDC392333

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah that’d be awesome

  • @Evan_Meyer

    @Evan_Meyer

    Ай бұрын

    Holy shit, yes please.

  • @Txalcoir

    @Txalcoir

    Ай бұрын

    We need a prosecutor though...can't have just defendants

  • @LetsSmokePodcast

    @LetsSmokePodcast

    Ай бұрын

    A spin on “We might be drunk” called “We used to do coke” w/ Tim and Kurt

  • @dankboyq4050

    @dankboyq4050

    Ай бұрын

    Lol you you are clearly big Tim fans, they already did an epsiode on Tims patreon and it was trash

  • @Boroffski
    @BoroffskiАй бұрын

    “Stochastic terrorism is what you did.” Fkn Metzger had me dyin😆

  • @jayhova
    @jayhovaАй бұрын

    Kurt is one of my favorite people. He's always a few steps ahead.

  • @petemp24

    @petemp24

    14 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂 gullible Trumpers

  • @RonnyJakobsson

    @RonnyJakobsson

    9 күн бұрын

    His thoughts are live streaming directly to his vocal cords without delay. Love it

  • @jamesrichardson469
    @jamesrichardson469Ай бұрын

    “Where did Dresden happen?” “I’m not sure what city”

  • @sarahrenay341

    @sarahrenay341

    Ай бұрын

    I didn't even catch that 😭

  • @georgepapatheofilou6118

    @georgepapatheofilou6118

    Ай бұрын

    The toilet city that got shat on No affermitve action back then that evolved to DEI . They used wine stocks to save property. The ancient Greco-Roman in me thinks nothing nice

  • @lesblatnyak5947

    @lesblatnyak5947

    Ай бұрын

    Desert dry eh 😂

  • @johndillinger5142

    @johndillinger5142

    Ай бұрын

    Wooof. I remember reading slaughter house 5 as a kid and looking into it after. No war factory, war was over. Beautiful gothic town and everyone in it melted by raining fire from the sky for 3 days. Really changed my point of view.

  • @stevena.7022

    @stevena.7022

    Ай бұрын

    Captain Joe Dresden famously firebombed Moscow in 1812

  • @mbc9290
    @mbc9290Ай бұрын

    Kurt Metzger is ALL OVER THE PLACE and it is HILARIOUS 🤣!!!

  • @libertas5005

    @libertas5005

    Ай бұрын

    Kurt Metzger is like when Mr Data tried to become human and understand humor. His face reminds me of Mr Data so much.

  • @AA-ws3vd

    @AA-ws3vd

    Ай бұрын

    Haha a Fistful of Datas

  • @heavyhebrew
    @heavyhebrewАй бұрын

    Kurt Metzger should be a United States Senator

  • @nemrutbaba

    @nemrutbaba

    Ай бұрын

    Better than that genocidal zombie Fetterman!

  • @tommybunk2292
    @tommybunk2292Ай бұрын

    I love listening to Kurt, you can almost hear his brain crunch when he's thinking like a bowl of Rice Krispies.

  • @jummyran
    @jummyranАй бұрын

    Kurt’s laugh on Jimmy Dore makes things even funnier lol

  • @AnaLucia-wy2ii

    @AnaLucia-wy2ii

    Ай бұрын

    I like his epic one liners. He’s a perfect sidekick.

  • @jummyran

    @jummyran

    Ай бұрын

    @@AnaLucia-wy2ii ya now I see why he hasn’t been on Jimmy show this week he’s been traveling

  • @PoperoniNews

    @PoperoniNews

    Ай бұрын

    When the episode ends and cuts off with Kurt’s laugh it always sends me into a laughing fit

  • @RedroomStudios

    @RedroomStudios

    Ай бұрын

    Kurt's constant interruptions and talking over Jimmy ruin the show. he needs to remember he's just the sidekick.

  • @gabrielhersey5546

    @gabrielhersey5546

    Ай бұрын

    Love Jimmy Dorre Kurt is hilarious

  • @ActPono
    @ActPonoАй бұрын

    Kurt talks the way my brain works.

  • @maya_coqsalonga

    @maya_coqsalonga

    Ай бұрын

    Then you're brain damaged.

  • @PsychopathyInArabic

    @PsychopathyInArabic

    Ай бұрын

    then, you need to start reading books.

  • @junyBSW

    @junyBSW

    Ай бұрын

    same. too much info going in and swirling around, not enough time to convey it all

  • @badlaamaurukehu

    @badlaamaurukehu

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@PsychopathyInArabicBooks caused this. I'm same gen as Kurp and can confirm. He has thought within thought multithreading unlike the tiktok generations who can't even seem to figure out serial processing let alone parallel.

  • @AnaLucia-wy2ii

    @AnaLucia-wy2ii

    Ай бұрын

    Me too!

  • @sbctdizzle1
    @sbctdizzle1Ай бұрын

    Already watched this on Spotify just here to leave a like and comment so the algorithm shares more of Kurt Metzger with people.

  • @usofliberty

    @usofliberty

    Ай бұрын

    same

  • @lobstersexmachine

    @lobstersexmachine

    Ай бұрын

    Watch the Jimmy Dore show. He’s a cohost. Jimmy is funny too.

  • @DrFaust-pr8vw

    @DrFaust-pr8vw

    Ай бұрын

    I used to listen to the Race Wars podcast he did, it was great

  • @buckrogers4174

    @buckrogers4174

    Ай бұрын

    Kurt is good

  • @likenothingdo
    @likenothingdoАй бұрын

    Kurt Vonnegut also said, about the Dresden bombing, later in his life he ending up meeting/speaking with some of the people involved in the decision making that led up to the bombing, and the answer that he got was that Dresden was bombed due to "bureaucratic inertia" which is to say, the people bombing had a lot of bombs to drop, and they were going to drop them somewhere so it ended up being Dresden, even though there was no practical military justification or reason for setting it and its inhabitants on fire...

  • @mop9i40k

    @mop9i40k

    Ай бұрын

    I do not understand why it's not common knowledge, Dresden was bombed to shit only because it'd end up in soviet occupation zone.

  • @mancyank564

    @mancyank564

    Ай бұрын

    The Soviets asked the Allies to bomb Dresden because it was a major train hub. War materials were passing through Dresden on the way to the Eastern front.

  • @paulmryglod4802

    @paulmryglod4802

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@mancyank564 yes this is not known as much. Good to point this out. There wasnt much other military justification to level the city, though.

  • @mop9i40k

    @mop9i40k

    16 күн бұрын

    @@mancyank564 Common you cant beleive that crap, can you? The amount of bombs, planes, pilots and fuel used was enough to level all train stations in Germany + all military factories + half of German troops but instead they leveled the whole town with 300 000 women and children, why would they? Btw they did not drop a single f'king bomb to stop transporting jews to death camps and they knew 100% about genocide and did nothing not just to stop it but even to delay it.

  • @a_legitimate_salvage
    @a_legitimate_salvageАй бұрын

    Kurt and Jimmy are such a breath of fresh air in terms of being hilarious truth tellers who won't grovel to the bastards.

  • @DavidThomas-fb8bq

    @DavidThomas-fb8bq

    Ай бұрын

    Funny you said breath of fresh air when he was just smoking.

  • @petemp24

    @petemp24

    14 күн бұрын

    Yes for dummies

  • @gugy68
    @gugy68Ай бұрын

    JRE needs to have Jimmy Dore again soon.

  • @catcherboy96

    @catcherboy96

    Ай бұрын

    Fr

  • @Jeremya74

    @Jeremya74

    Ай бұрын

    I agree..at lest I can understand him

  • @AnaLucia-wy2ii

    @AnaLucia-wy2ii

    Ай бұрын

    Yes!

  • @FatherOMalley

    @FatherOMalley

    Ай бұрын

    kinda sounds like Joe was trashing Jimmy's Show at the very end of this video

  • @ellea3344

    @ellea3344

    Ай бұрын

    Jimmy said he would when he had something to promote, like a Comedy Special.

  • @kosmokramer5420
    @kosmokramer5420Ай бұрын

    Never seen kurt before this what a wild dude he had me rolling a few times 😅

  • @edvigadias9447
    @edvigadias9447Ай бұрын

    Kurt and Jimmy are my favourite people. I love them.

  • @SneedTechIndustries-gf5hn
    @SneedTechIndustries-gf5hnАй бұрын

    Metzger is the most underrated comedian. Genuinely funny, no persona, no hubris.

  • @robertburnett6348

    @robertburnett6348

    Ай бұрын

    What! At times he takes over Dore's show with his incessant babble. Interrupts constantly. We don't know why Jimmy does this to us.

  • @carrenpalmer3453

    @carrenpalmer3453

    Ай бұрын

    @@robertburnett6348 yeah, but Jimmy kinda throws the look or comment to keep Kurt contained, but I did see Kurt a year ago with JD and Steph and imo, Kurt was the most hilarious that night

  • @SneedTechIndustries-gf5hn

    @SneedTechIndustries-gf5hn

    Ай бұрын

    @@robertburnett6348 Yes because it's an entertainment segment. It's not about the 'news' it's about giving the news in an entertaining way so it's actually accessible to more people than otherwise. Kurt is funny, if you don't like it there are plenty of very boring ways to get your news that are straight and to the point without it. I personally find it refreshing.

  • @missykins3193

    @missykins3193

    Ай бұрын

    @@robertburnett6348 Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.

  • @opensourceanglers8291

    @opensourceanglers8291

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah Kurt is real, and really funny. He's one if the few people in the public eye who actually sees how it works and feels compelled to talk about it which means he gives a shit. There's no accounting for taste so if you don't like him that's your prerogative but nobody can deny his quick mind and wit. He's like 5 or 6 thoughts ahead here and Joe just can't keep up...

  • @MrDonpasqualino
    @MrDonpasqualinoАй бұрын

    Colin Quinn referring to Kurt as a 'Bosnian war criminal' with regards to how Kurt looks is why Colin is the greatest

  • @libertas5005

    @libertas5005

    Ай бұрын

    I'm Bosnian and I find that weird. Why would he call him that way? Maybe he meant Serb war criminal?

  • @mihnea919

    @mihnea919

    Ай бұрын

    I'm romanian and i find your reply very weird. Maybe he meant what he meant. It was a joke for christ's sake. The accent wasn't put on war criminal, the war on yugoslavia or any other bs. He wanted to make a funny joke and that's what he came up with on the spot. And it is funny.

  • @JackMarcuson

    @JackMarcuson

    Ай бұрын

    @@libertas5005 bosnian muslims commited far more war crimes during Bosnian War than Serbs did through entire 90's.

  • @fuckamericanidiot

    @fuckamericanidiot

    Ай бұрын

    @@libertas5005 If he knew that libertas, I'm sure Colin would correct himself :) He is sharp as a tack and loves to learn

  • @brucegregson621

    @brucegregson621

    Ай бұрын

    Who was the guy who was charged at the Hagge? Mulosavic? ​@@libertas5005

  • @Aussiedushi
    @AussiedushiАй бұрын

    This convo flowed so well! Kurt is a very good conversationalist

  • @verisimilitudo1
    @verisimilitudo1Ай бұрын

    My favorite part; "either way you're flying off a roof". Point dot point dot.

  • @MMvelli
    @MMvelliАй бұрын

    Kurt is the King of the Half Sentence

  • @lq4275

    @lq4275

    Ай бұрын

    it hurts my brain

  • @bananawatch8158

    @bananawatch8158

    Ай бұрын

    Spot on about

  • @moralhazard1

    @moralhazard1

    Ай бұрын

    If he could organize his thoughts better, and yes speak in full sentences he would be unstoppable!! I think he's brilliant and nails certain things but yeah I think he just has so many thoughts he never fully grabs onto one much lol

  • @jamesdriggers2011

    @jamesdriggers2011

    Ай бұрын

    For real!!

  • @blountl

    @blountl

    Ай бұрын

    Kurt's having conversations in his head that he let's you in on halfway through...but forgets you weren't there for the start.

  • @hatimnaji9589
    @hatimnaji9589Ай бұрын

    Talking about Dresden and not knowing where it happened was priceless 😂😂

  • @irvvalenzuen3135

    @irvvalenzuen3135

    Ай бұрын

    @@Golemrock598well how hot was she

  • @MrAirController

    @MrAirController

    Ай бұрын

    Dresden was a mans name to Kurt 😂

  • @CarlMalhone

    @CarlMalhone

    Ай бұрын

    @@irvvalenzuen3135ngl ; I’m black and this the first thing I thought

  • @michaeljoyce4415

    @michaeljoyce4415

    Ай бұрын

    Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just don't understand Kurt's dry style of humor

  • @irvvalenzuen3135

    @irvvalenzuen3135

    Ай бұрын

    @@Golemrock598 in all seriousness Jewish people like to use the word exclusive but we all know what that really means . They’re one of the most “exclusive” communities in the world . Ask a Palestinian. Saying your Jewish girlfriend is racist is like saying water is wet LOl

  • @azeez8399
    @azeez8399Ай бұрын

    Kurt Metzger is great.

  • @hamidious
    @hamidious11 күн бұрын

    Best guest you should have him for a full week

  • @Caraunus
    @CaraunusАй бұрын

    “We know they are lying, they know they are lying, they know we know they are lying, we know they know we know they are lying, but they are still lying.”

  • @cosette999

    @cosette999

    Ай бұрын

    That’s because those who aren’t us refuse to accept the fact that they are lying. To admit when your wrong is a humbling experience, it hurts your pride. This is why the left has chosen the deadliest of the 7 deadly sins to promote. There are plenty of people in the world who would sooner self destruct than hurt their pride by humbling themselves.

  • @edvigadias9447

    @edvigadias9447

    Ай бұрын

    How to stop them? If we ignore them they will do worse.

  • @Goji-eletienne

    @Goji-eletienne

    Ай бұрын

    Because "we" are not forcing accountability.

  • @miteshraja4823

    @miteshraja4823

    Ай бұрын

    Lmao

  • @travismcnasty4239

    @travismcnasty4239

    Ай бұрын

    ​@edvigadias9447 mock them at every opportunity and tell people where they live and work.

  • @dandeeteeyem2170
    @dandeeteeyem2170Ай бұрын

    Oh my God 😂 these two together somehow became my favourite JRE ever. Would kill to hang out with these two together, I'm effing crying! 😂❤

  • @PoperoniNews

    @PoperoniNews

    Ай бұрын

    This episode was side splitting funny

  • @Fidelista23

    @Fidelista23

    12 күн бұрын

    They are great together . Two Leos !!

  • @tomasotreasaigh111
    @tomasotreasaigh11117 күн бұрын

    Kurt and Joe are golden together, in fairness Joe looked a bit tired but Kurts energy here just invigorates him and it works brilliantly! Kurts belly laughs are hilarious.

  • @phongbong
    @phongbongАй бұрын

    more please. joe is kinda known for conspiracy theories but, kurt has taken over and i'd liek to hear more.

  • @hf-nctrnl1890
    @hf-nctrnl1890Ай бұрын

    By far one of the most entertaining episodes in a long time

  • @LoyalOpposition

    @LoyalOpposition

    Ай бұрын

    Definitely one of the best.

  • @Mocho101
    @Mocho101Ай бұрын

    Kurt is amazing and the Jimmy Dore Show plug at the end was keen. The truth will set you free

  • @mattschneider5205

    @mattschneider5205

    Ай бұрын

    I don’t recommend it…

  • @sadmachineinc

    @sadmachineinc

    Ай бұрын

    If you're reading this Reply, you are the Resistance.

  • @Mocho101

    @Mocho101

    Ай бұрын

    you are paid opposition or a paid actor the empire is over bud@@mattschneider5205

  • @zacharycadman8226

    @zacharycadman8226

    Ай бұрын

    The fact that some of the most accurate news comes from the Jimmy Dore show tells you how bad the media is today.

  • @jjdillon1207

    @jjdillon1207

    Ай бұрын

    @@mattschneider5205what’s wrong with jimmy dore?

  • @funlegomathteachathome1256
    @funlegomathteachathome1256Ай бұрын

    Became aware of Kurt, from the dore show. He is crazy. Blessings. Bo truckers and railway workers. Cleveland

  • @christophermirkovich7290
    @christophermirkovich7290Ай бұрын

    God damn I love KURP.... he's like a vessel of knowledge with 100 holes spewing out information all at once, unfortunately not through a centralized spout

  • @user-hl7ji4bv4q
    @user-hl7ji4bv4qАй бұрын

    I live Kurt's level of outrage at everything. That's how angry all the Podcasters should be at the shit that goes on in this world.

  • @greattribulation1388

    @greattribulation1388

    Ай бұрын

    Most podcasters are his level of stupid too

  • @12fefoibefo
    @12fefoibefoАй бұрын

    Pfizer needs to be held accountable for its crimes

  • @bestkoreanjesus

    @bestkoreanjesus

    Ай бұрын

    Just say jews

  • @captainLoknar

    @captainLoknar

    Ай бұрын

    government will protect them to the last child and if every child dies then they'll say they're too big to fail

  • @aeternafortuna1644

    @aeternafortuna1644

    Ай бұрын

    @@bestkoreanjesus ceo of pfizr is a j3w?

  • @djkymaera

    @djkymaera

    Ай бұрын

    Will never happen

  • @philliesphan312

    @philliesphan312

    Ай бұрын

    They don't have laws for them! Lol

  • @frankerck
    @frankerckАй бұрын

    The Killing Machine never sleeps. Tuned in for Metzger. I didn't know Rogan was going to talk TVs like Maher.

  • @dennisb6954
    @dennisb6954Ай бұрын

    In case you're not aware, there's also a humanitarian crisis in Darfur, Sudan. By January 21, 2024, the toll was staggering: at least 13,000 dead and 33,000 injured. Fast forward to March 21, and the numbers are even more alarming, with over 6.5 million internally displaced and more than two million seeking refuge beyond the country's borders. This tragedy is compounded by reports of civilians in Darfur falling victim to the Masalit massacres, described by the United Nations humanitarian chief as "one of the worst humanitarian nightmares in recent history."

  • @SMacCuUladh

    @SMacCuUladh

    Ай бұрын

    isn't that Islamist groups in Sudan?

  • @dennisb6954

    @dennisb6954

    Ай бұрын

    It's between two opposing factions of Sudan's military government.

  • @SMacCuUladh

    @SMacCuUladh

    Ай бұрын

    @@dennisb6954so they're all Muslim extremists?

  • @MonkeAndHisFriends

    @MonkeAndHisFriends

    Ай бұрын

    Al-Shabab massacre Christians in Kenya. Boko-haram massacre Christians in Nigeria. Iraq gasses 200,000 Kurds. ISIS massacred the Yazidis. Turkey killing Kurds. Houthis killing Yemen Christians. Every Muslim country expelling the Jews in 1940-1950

  • @matthewstone1362

    @matthewstone1362

    Ай бұрын

    Good old West destabilising shit again.

  • @smashtoad
    @smashtoadАй бұрын

    Kurt's level of knowingly gaslit, infurious disbelief of the upside down, sideways state in which we find ourselves paints a perfect picture of the confused frustration felt by anyone with a fking brain.

  • @groovehog1

    @groovehog1

    Ай бұрын

    100% and great description!

  • @crystalbooth8932

    @crystalbooth8932

    Ай бұрын

    💯💯💯💯

  • @PoperoniNews

    @PoperoniNews

    Ай бұрын

    I am completely desensitized to it all and watching his reactions to it all has been one of my favorite things as of late.

  • @robadamson1

    @robadamson1

    Ай бұрын

    I love your formulation.

  • @TedKidd

    @TedKidd

    Ай бұрын

    Yep

  • @tomsimpson5449
    @tomsimpson5449Ай бұрын

    Kurt is so underrated on the JDS. He's frequently a couple of steps ahead - or sideways (!), so he can seem as if he's delivering non-sequiters; but when you manage to get into his rhythm, he's hilarious, and one of the sharpest guys out there.

  • @dandeeteeyem2170

    @dandeeteeyem2170

    Ай бұрын

    Exactly! Reminds me of my genius best friend growing up who couldn't get a thought out in a coherent sentence unless he got stoned, and you realise he'd been ten steps ahead of you that whole time! XD

  • @doyouevennaturebro4593

    @doyouevennaturebro4593

    Ай бұрын

    I agree. Sometimes he makes me lose my shit.

  • @user-hl7ji4bv4q

    @user-hl7ji4bv4q

    Ай бұрын

    True. Alot of people complain about him meandering but it's more like they're having a hard time keeping up with Kurt.

  • @melodie0987

    @melodie0987

    Ай бұрын

    @@user-hl7ji4bv4q10000% correct. I think even Jimmy struggles to follow him sometimes. Says Kurt’s going off topic when he’s providing another example of the same corruption or explaining another reason why something is deeply immoral. I’ve learned so much from Kurt. He sees things as they are and doesn’t virtue signal ever. A blessing to our society. More people need to listen to Kurt. REALLY listen. I hope his podcast comes back.

  • @AnaLucia-wy2ii

    @AnaLucia-wy2ii

    Ай бұрын

    I agree! He cracks me up. Sometimes it takes Jimmy a second to get his jokes. 😊 He’s got the best one liners and they’re always referencing some larger concept. One of my favorites was when Jimmy said something obviously true and Kurt with an offended voice said, “Hey, that is lacking context! “ 😂 obviously referencing the fake and often desperate “fact checks.”

  • @olmr.bananahands5431
    @olmr.bananahands543123 күн бұрын

    Man, idk when Joe Rogan got the Crablante laugh, but I'm here for it.😂

  • @sMASHsound
    @sMASHsoundАй бұрын

    Kurt has to do his own news commentary show

  • @obiigwe8349

    @obiigwe8349

    Ай бұрын

    No he needs some structure for his haphazard brilliance to shine. His solo podcast is hit and miss

  • @towel6969
    @towel6969Ай бұрын

    where my dawgs at

  • @mmagenie

    @mmagenie

    Ай бұрын

    Ayyyye

  • @thewampus97tj

    @thewampus97tj

    Ай бұрын

    🐕

  • @kayceehill7157

    @kayceehill7157

    Ай бұрын

    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

  • @Nunchuck210

    @Nunchuck210

    Ай бұрын

    Pet Cemetary

  • @ClipStreamSage

    @ClipStreamSage

    Ай бұрын

    Present

  • @MusicHead480
    @MusicHead480Ай бұрын

    Kurt: says anything Joe : "Gleegleegleeglee"

  • @Dadburn_erl

    @Dadburn_erl

    Ай бұрын

    Made this episode hard to listen to with that weird fake laugh. Idk why but it was driving me nuts.

  • @The_Local

    @The_Local

    Ай бұрын

    It's because he's humoring him and like that's not true but whatever kinda laugh ​@@Dadburn_erl

  • @angeliahoffman8500

    @angeliahoffman8500

    Ай бұрын

    Has he started doing this habitually or is it just a nervous tic?

  • @duster8
    @duster8Ай бұрын

    This guy and Alex Jones by themselves for 3 hrs would be hilarious.

  • @mikefatah
    @mikefatahАй бұрын

    Kurt is a smart and insightful man! He always has witty and hilarious takes on situations

  • @jasonarcher7268
    @jasonarcher7268Ай бұрын

    Kurt is the internet's best sidekick

  • @RustyBlumpkins

    @RustyBlumpkins

    Ай бұрын

    after this episode he’s a top 5 dipshit too.

  • @FamiliarAnomaly

    @FamiliarAnomaly

    Ай бұрын

    P.S. - Dresden amount dead was more like 500k and it was women and children burned to death - fire so hot the water in the city fountains evaporated

  • @BrookMesfin

    @BrookMesfin

    Ай бұрын

    What's sad is he used to be on track to be one of the best comedians back in the mid 2010s but got derailed by a certain white substance.

  • @azurebadger

    @azurebadger

    Ай бұрын

    This conversation convinced me otherwise.

  • @FamiliarAnomaly

    @FamiliarAnomaly

    Ай бұрын

    also no one is gonna watch Oppenheimer decades from now was the most boring movie ever joe is so FOS sometimes

  • @ignoranceisstrengthpodcast3294
    @ignoranceisstrengthpodcast3294Ай бұрын

    Kurts stand up is underrated AF

  • @abdulalomari2381

    @abdulalomari2381

    Ай бұрын

    Lame af

  • @cb3648

    @cb3648

    Ай бұрын

    He has one of the best stories ever on "This is Not Happening" about the Jehovah's Witness kid turned crack dealer Zumo.

  • @petiewheat82
    @petiewheat82Ай бұрын

    If Kurt Metzger and Sam Tripoli got together for a two hour podcast, not a single coherent thought would be uttered to completion.

  • @MRoachthe1

    @MRoachthe1

    Ай бұрын

    And they would understand each other perfectly. I would definitely listen to that.

  • @kellieheald

    @kellieheald

    Ай бұрын

    It would be funny af though

  • @blacktepes
    @blacktepes12 күн бұрын

    Kurt really knows the dynamics of the show. It's been almost almost 3 hours of them talking just about anything and it hasn't feel like a drag like with some other guesses he has had lately

  • @seraph6758
    @seraph6758Ай бұрын

    Kurt can interrupt me with laughter anytime 🫡👍

  • @jayjones9219

    @jayjones9219

    Ай бұрын

    His laugh is great!

  • @RustyBlumpkins

    @RustyBlumpkins

    Ай бұрын

    People with autism do have great laughs! His laugh sounds just like my son’s.

  • @celerystalk1521

    @celerystalk1521

    Ай бұрын

    I miss when rogan didn't have comments

  • @vv7299

    @vv7299

    Ай бұрын

    Jimmy Dore castigates him if he doesn't laugh loudly at every line, but on the JRE there's no pressure to be funny , he's just doing it out of habit

  • @seraph6758

    @seraph6758

    Ай бұрын

    @vv7299 🥺 oh no! Tell me more little squeaker. 🤣 ..have a nice day..

  • @pato77781
    @pato77781Ай бұрын

    We need Kurt on at least once a month!

  • @Txalcoir

    @Txalcoir

    Ай бұрын

    No...he's a pedophile and needs to be in jail

  • @vvinterghost

    @vvinterghost

    Ай бұрын

    You got Kurt at least once a week at Jimmy Dore Show

  • @oliviab3807
    @oliviab3807Ай бұрын

    Thank you for talking about Gaza 💔

  • @JeannotLabeille
    @JeannotLabeilleАй бұрын

    The Jimmy Dore Show is one of the last beacons of light in the poopstorm we're navigating through.

  • @spacejamgoliath
    @spacejamgoliathАй бұрын

    Kurt is a voice of reason. The world is weird

  • @biggordo482

    @biggordo482

    Ай бұрын

    kurt was raised in a doomsday cult he wasnt raised the same way 99% of americans were. 100% correct he is a breath of fresh air.

  • @TheUnseen0n3

    @TheUnseen0n3

    Ай бұрын

    Ehh seems like he picks who's right and wrong and isn't very open to hearing otherwise

  • @TexasGreed

    @TexasGreed

    Ай бұрын

    The voice of uppers.

  • @PhreakPhantom

    @PhreakPhantom

    Ай бұрын

    LMFAOOOOO

  • @maya_coqsalonga

    @maya_coqsalonga

    Ай бұрын

    Nah, it's you.

  • @kjnewell7243
    @kjnewell7243Ай бұрын

    Kurt’s is 2 thoughts ahead of what he saying at all times, I love it! We need something where it’s just Kurt talking about these subjects. Like 2 hours a week of Kurt just going off.

  • @flavioa6351

    @flavioa6351

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah it’s called the jimmy dore show

  • @BrandonG6822

    @BrandonG6822

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@flavioa6351he's good with jimmy but him with rogan is so good

  • @heatherweeks7944
    @heatherweeks7944Ай бұрын

    Well done Kurt. Everyone watch the Jimmy Dore show.

  • @helicoptergunship
    @helicoptergunshipАй бұрын

    So hilarious during the Bridgit Macron/Michelle Obama topic when Joe and Jamie have a lover's spat. Its so passive aggressive and awkward 😂

  • @ampaone86
    @ampaone86Ай бұрын

    Kurt has the same laugh as drax from guardians 😂😂😂

  • @dl2one

    @dl2one

    Ай бұрын

    Lol. Jimmy could be Rocket Raccoon. Damnit I demand a cosplay podcast

  • @andypehrson9316

    @andypehrson9316

    Ай бұрын

    he did play drax in the films so makes sense

  • @Seanigan88

    @Seanigan88

    Ай бұрын

    *Dave Bautista

  • @andypehrson9316

    @andypehrson9316

    Ай бұрын

    @@Seanigan88 pretty sure it was kurt but i get the confusion

  • @Seanigan88

    @Seanigan88

    Ай бұрын

    @@andypehrson9316 Stahhhhp. Stop it.

  • @frenchiesfrankieandhenry
    @frenchiesfrankieandhenryАй бұрын

    Kerp has really helped wake up both Joe and Jimmy Dore to the view of the world from 30,000 feet.

  • @SoBayK80

    @SoBayK80

    Ай бұрын

    Remember when Joe brought on Metzger to talk down Owen Benjamin back when Owen was losing his shit?

  • @madProgenitorDeity

    @madProgenitorDeity

    Ай бұрын

    Kurt admitted candidly on TJDS that he didn't know about the treatment of Palestinians until pretty recently, but he clearly does now

  • @JeffM---
    @JeffM---Ай бұрын

    Kurt is awesome, luv ya bro. TVs are so cheap because they don't want anyone to miss out on their programming.

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144Ай бұрын

    Kurt is such a goat in terms of just ranting about current affairs

  • @DjangoSeek
    @DjangoSeekАй бұрын

    Finally Joe has someone with balls to talk about this ongoin GENOCIDE, salute to Joe Kurp!

  • @abdullahimahamudbile

    @abdullahimahamudbile

    Ай бұрын

    Yep that is a W

  • @chaim5397

    @chaim5397

    Ай бұрын

    Lmao there is no genocide

  • @iKingRPG

    @iKingRPG

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@chaim5397stop following the propaganda

  • @bingledock

    @bingledock

    Ай бұрын

    Joe has had 50 guests on about “trans” issues and 500 on about the life threatening issue of “woke ideology” but has not had a single guest on about the ongoing genocide 6 months into it. I love Kurt. Ever since he left KZread I only watch his shows when I love the guest unlike before when I would watch every other episode.

  • @ahmedhussein1694

    @ahmedhussein1694

    Ай бұрын

    ​​@@chaim5397 Why am I not surprised someone named Chaim is denying the genocide, they give you your shekels yet bro?

  • @Lee-vo6zr
    @Lee-vo6zrАй бұрын

    "These big black arms coming over your face" 😂😂 big mike 😂😂😂

  • @arronwolf2
    @arronwolf2Ай бұрын

    Kurt could be a weekly guest. Great synergy!

  • @sperry4771
    @sperry4771Ай бұрын

    I use a flip phone .....I have an Ipod touch and computer at home I use for music and smart phone type stuff at home..........I get to the internet when I get to it, its never a rush, it prevents a lot of stress this way and I highly recommend it.

  • @saphire82

    @saphire82

    Ай бұрын

    I honestly think it should go back to that way. A flip phone doesn’t seem “weird” to me at all.

  • @johnb7794
    @johnb7794Ай бұрын

    "gee gee gee gee gee" - Joe Rogan

  • @stillholding4975

    @stillholding4975

    Ай бұрын

    The guys a dork

  • @angrydad1907

    @angrydad1907

    Ай бұрын

    Roscoe from Dukes of Hazzard

  • @vincestapels2022
    @vincestapels2022Ай бұрын

    Have Jimmy Dore on again Joe! Awesome you had Kurp on though man! ❤

  • @deep-pond

    @deep-pond

    Ай бұрын

    Joe has Kurt on a lot. I don't see much of Kurp anymore. I think he is too busy for Kyle.

  • @_GuyInTheChair

    @_GuyInTheChair

    Ай бұрын

    Kurp

  • @HuxMan909

    @HuxMan909

    Ай бұрын

    "P" isn't even close to "T" on the keyboard, man

  • @deep-pond

    @deep-pond

    Ай бұрын

    @@HuxMan909 You obviously don't know Kurp. Don't get involved with those of us who know them both.

  • @MoonMoney97
    @MoonMoney97Ай бұрын

    Why Joe rocking BlackRifleCoco? Lol😂

  • @trishcooley5810
    @trishcooley5810Ай бұрын

    “It’s cheaper than insulin!”. Brilliant! I love Kurt!

  • @DominicCarioti
    @DominicCariotiАй бұрын

    This is a conversation between weed on Adderall and Whiskey on smelling salts.

  • @Somereasonstolive

    @Somereasonstolive

    Ай бұрын

    Accurate

  • @justinswayne

    @justinswayne

    Ай бұрын

    Actually they're on cocaine. I can tell being an ex addict for 8 sum odd years. If you pay attention JR sniffs way more often then he usually does. And you can notice the speed of talking and the constant interjections and cutting each other off.

  • @KingWut
    @KingWutАй бұрын

    “As the Carpets, So the Drapes” is the most underrated joke in this whole episode 😂

  • @Jasonliggett69

    @Jasonliggett69

    Ай бұрын

    The Great and Powerful Kurmis Mestragimos

  • @LowKeyLoca

    @LowKeyLoca

    Ай бұрын

    So glad I'm not the only one..👌 That sh*t cracked me up! 😂😂

  • @LowKeyLoca

    @LowKeyLoca

    Ай бұрын

    So glad I'm not the only one..👌 That sh*t cracked me up! 😂😂

  • @anderseckstrand7033

    @anderseckstrand7033

    Ай бұрын

    🤣

  • @madProgenitorDeity

    @madProgenitorDeity

    Ай бұрын

    @@Jasonliggett69 Kurtmes Trismeztgistus

  • @bll114
    @bll114Ай бұрын

    57.30 thanks so much Joe for speaking out

  • @jessicaosteen1462
    @jessicaosteen1462Күн бұрын

    Hey You, with the Stone cold steamer 😂🤣💀

  • @Medicine91
    @Medicine91Ай бұрын

    Can we get Thomas Sowell on JRE?

  • @NymtheRobot1984

    @NymtheRobot1984

    Ай бұрын

    That would be amazing!

  • @J3R3MI6

    @J3R3MI6

    Ай бұрын

    God please

  • @MikeJones-mf2fw

    @MikeJones-mf2fw

    Ай бұрын

    Word

  • @dertythegrower

    @dertythegrower

    Ай бұрын

    He should be a mainstream character in the media... not sure why they hide his stuff so much 😅 too truthful for sure

  • @calebharris3375

    @calebharris3375

    Ай бұрын

    Just became my number 1 guest as soon as I read your comment. This has and needs to happen

  • @jedipat204
    @jedipat204Ай бұрын

    Kurt's last special is probably my favorite of anyone in the last 5yrs

  • @gmo9023

    @gmo9023

    Ай бұрын

    White precious is fucking genius shit, I can almost recite that fucking jaywalking joke word for word

  • @KannibalBeats

    @KannibalBeats

    Ай бұрын

    Isn't White Precious like 10 years old?

  • @gmo9023

    @gmo9023

    Ай бұрын

    @@KannibalBeats yes

  • @Txalcoir

    @Txalcoir

    Ай бұрын

    Did he talk about his attraction to children?

  • @JohnMoran

    @JohnMoran

    Ай бұрын

    Kurt on Roseanne was pretty priceless too

  • @CastlesForEyes
    @CastlesForEyesАй бұрын

    Kurt only finishes 40% of his sentences

  • @user-xt9pm4uu2c
    @user-xt9pm4uu2cАй бұрын

    Jimmy Dore and Kurt Metzger man, real integrity

  • @cupperdigger3494

    @cupperdigger3494

    5 күн бұрын

    lmao Jimmy and integrity, strange couple!

  • @EthanKleinScat
    @EthanKleinScatАй бұрын

    Love KURPY SO MUCH!!! Cracked out or not he’s hilarious, one of the best writers in comedy!!!

  • @skinnylegendz6940

    @skinnylegendz6940

    Ай бұрын

    Your name is great lmfao, with a picture of Gary hahahaha

  • @TopExcavation

    @TopExcavation

    Ай бұрын

    Awesome ep to watch

  • @helpIthinkmylegsaregone

    @helpIthinkmylegsaregone

    Ай бұрын

    He seems a lot less cracked than a great deal of people who walk around. He's a little eccentric in his demeanor, but what's so crazy?

  • @maya_coqsalonga

    @maya_coqsalonga

    Ай бұрын

    You're a big fan of the Amy Schumer show?

  • @alenabazovski

    @alenabazovski

    Ай бұрын

    For sure and his a great person

  • @strategery101
    @strategery101Ай бұрын

    Kurt is great on Jimmy Dores show

  • @GurtiusMaximus

    @GurtiusMaximus

    Ай бұрын

    Jimmy Dore is great on Jimmy Dores Show

  • @sthubbins4038

    @sthubbins4038

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah, I love how he shills for Trump and Putin and literally laughs at dead Ukrainian bodies. What a hoot!

  • @marc_palasciano

    @marc_palasciano

    Ай бұрын

    They should have me on…

  • @TinLe120

    @TinLe120

    Ай бұрын

    Kurt is the pea-brain behind the stupid jokes when Jimmy is just trying to push Russian disinformation.

  • @vaevictis_

    @vaevictis_

    Ай бұрын

    @@TinLe120😂😂😂

  • @maxpowersimpson3796
    @maxpowersimpson3796Ай бұрын

    First Rogan Podcast I completely watched in years.

  • @PBRatLord
    @PBRatLordАй бұрын

    Nerdrotic/Critical Drinker shoutout is dope! They'd be GREAT, either of em, for JRE

  • @zztopz7090

    @zztopz7090

    Ай бұрын

    If they stick to culture war and dont expand to actual war and politics.

  • @conorbryan289

    @conorbryan289

    Ай бұрын

    What's the timestamp?

  • @no.lloydering
    @no.lloyderingАй бұрын

    Kurt bringing Chris Chan to Rogan is the highlight of my day.

  • @Joederk

    @Joederk

    Ай бұрын

    What! 😮I can't wait

  • @Joederk

    @Joederk

    Ай бұрын

    1:24:47 boom

  • @KimboKG14

    @KimboKG14

    Ай бұрын

    inverse jesus 🤣😂

  • @yourenotmarywelcome8693

    @yourenotmarywelcome8693

    Ай бұрын

    And this was the moment Sonichu entered the mainstream.

  • @ACDC392333

    @ACDC392333

    Ай бұрын

    I wish I never heard of Chris Chan and went down that rabbit hole. Depressing shit.

  • @jorgebeltran2694
    @jorgebeltran26947 күн бұрын

    Kurt would be a perfect Disney voice-over character. Great episode , hilarious .

  • @predatorsilver
    @predatorsilverАй бұрын

    Thx for having Kurt on, Love the Jimmy Dore show, and always get a kick when Kurt's on there!

  • @celticbeauty26
    @celticbeauty26Ай бұрын

    I really appreciate Kurt's takes on a lot of issues. He has a pretty level-headed common sensical take. He calls out both sides. Don't agree with everything, but at least he is respectable and willing to have an honest conversation

  • @whoashellfish
    @whoashellfishАй бұрын

    Thanks for having Kurt on.

  • @JM-ps8cb
    @JM-ps8cb29 күн бұрын

    Kurt’s getting better

  • @SimonCoulton
    @SimonCoultonАй бұрын

    Great ep, Kurt is hilarious

  • @sativacation
    @sativacationАй бұрын

    Kurt’s doctor: “I’m writing you a prescription for a drug called Adderall. I recommend you take at least an entire bottle every day.”

  • @missykins3193

    @missykins3193

    Ай бұрын

    Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.

  • @skindianu

    @skindianu

    19 күн бұрын

    I need to make an appointment with Kurt's doctor

  • @timrobinson6573
    @timrobinson6573Ай бұрын

    Did they ever figure out what city they did Dresden in?

  • @tokebak4291

    @tokebak4291

    Ай бұрын

    What is a dresden?

  • @a_l_e_k_sandra

    @a_l_e_k_sandra

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@tokebak4291an avant-garde puppet theatre, check out The Dresden Dolls performances.

  • @jamesdriggers2011

    @jamesdriggers2011

    Ай бұрын

    I think they said it is near Aleppo.

  • @ellgro

    @ellgro

    Ай бұрын

    Omg they did a heckin dresden

  • @jjmail1971

    @jjmail1971

    Ай бұрын

    Duesseldorf maybe

  • @pauloconnor6280
    @pauloconnor6280Ай бұрын

    Been waiting for this conversation for years!!! Did not disappoint.

  • @1love754
    @1love75425 күн бұрын

    Please do that again soon, it’s great to listen to you both together! Irony and humor perfect! 😅

  • @rc_xxiii2031
    @rc_xxiii2031Ай бұрын

    This was my favourite episode in a while 😂 love Metzger!

  • @rinnypink

    @rinnypink

    Ай бұрын

    That's because Metzger still has a passion for these topics that Joe seems to have lost.

  • @ammohoarder
    @ammohoarderАй бұрын

    This was a PHENOMENAL SHOW! U gotta have this dude back!

  • @humanindica962

    @humanindica962

    Ай бұрын

    And with Owen Benjamin

  • @Drakoviche

    @Drakoviche

    Ай бұрын

    He is on the Jimmy Dore Show every night almost, good times check it out!

  • @enochvaldorian2029

    @enochvaldorian2029

    Ай бұрын

    Too much information overload when you're talking about this stuff sometimes KEKW. I'm sure he knows but off the cuff it's hard lol

  • @zjalapeno

    @zjalapeno

    Ай бұрын

    this guy 🫡

  • @austint4674
    @austint4674Ай бұрын

    The nerdrotic shoutout was awesome lol

  • @Dom_Meribel
    @Dom_MeribelАй бұрын

    superb with caveats as with all things. top work Joe, nice to meet you Kurt!

  • @Mortred99
    @Mortred99Ай бұрын

    What the hell am I listening to? Kurt rants even better than Alex Jones. This is absolute gold.

  • @stevenkidd6761

    @stevenkidd6761

    Ай бұрын

    If anything, Kurt is clowning Jones and people that buy into his "persona" .

  • @Borzivullthemisheld

    @Borzivullthemisheld

    Ай бұрын

    @@stevenkidd6761ok Steven

  • @ChaosbonesPvP

    @ChaosbonesPvP

    Ай бұрын

    I’m watching this like oof 😬

  • @west8436

    @west8436

    Ай бұрын

    Kurp for me 😂😅💪🤪

  • @missykins3193

    @missykins3193

    Ай бұрын

    Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.