Neil: How tall are you? Joe : 5'8 Neil: No, without shoes, Joe. Joe: 5'9

@canelo1728

2 жыл бұрын

But why does he look as tall as Conor Mcgregor when he's next to him ?

@ivandrago72

2 жыл бұрын

@@canelo1728 he doesn’t, plus mcgregor is 5’8

@SonVu96

2 жыл бұрын

@@canelo1728 next to him where? in the octagon? if so then probably because Conor was barefooted and Joe had lifting shoes?

@fiacradoyle7474

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivandrago72 he's actually 5 ft 9

@TheRealPunisher

2 жыл бұрын

@@canelo1728 aye man u cant name urself canelo and not put a picture of him

“It’s probably closer to that” 💀

@AceofDlamonds

2 жыл бұрын

**insert Michael Jordan spit laugh GIF**

@ElBrujo1998

2 жыл бұрын

he did this face 😑while saying it too lol

@UNITDW

2 жыл бұрын

5'5 is closer to 5'7 and 3/4 so he's not wrong lol

@AceofDlamonds

2 жыл бұрын

@@UNITDW 🤣🤣

@Ria-sd2ex

2 жыл бұрын

"It's entirely possible"

Rogan is 6'6" when he, stands on his, wallet

@koorush4412

2 ай бұрын

Elon would be like 10'10

@DarkWhatever91

2 ай бұрын

The copium is strong with this one

@Kanotoa

2 ай бұрын

@DarkWhatever91 I sure 99% of men would choose to be Rogans size and have his wallet. So he is a short fucker. He's got $500 million dollars, he gets to watch ufc fights and gets paid to do so. He's got one of the best podcasts. I dont like his comedy but that's just me. Guy would also beat up most of the people calling him short too. He is the king of the manlets

@allnamesaretakenb4

2 ай бұрын

Why the commas?

@Kanotoa

2 ай бұрын

@allnamesaretakenb4 I, don't, know,,,,,,

This is why people think 5'8" is short

@akazza69

23 күн бұрын

Not exactly short but below avg

@narutofan4545

23 күн бұрын

@@akazza69people think 5,8 is 5'6

@akazza69

22 күн бұрын

@@narutofan4545 exactly, And you'll be amazed to know that how many people are clueless when it comes to guessing a height difference, when me(175 or 5'9) and my friend (182 or 6') stand together people can't even tell if i am below 5'10 or not, when i tell them i am 5'9, they get shocked and start questioning if my friend is really 6 feet😂

@Julia25120

21 күн бұрын

@@akazza69 True. Tom Cruise is 5'8 ft and when he was standing next to Leo DiCaprio (6'0 ft), you hardly can't even see a difference.

@akazza69

21 күн бұрын

@@Julia25120 well actually tom is 5'6 or somewhere close to 168-169(he was 5'7 in his peak) Leo is 5'11( and still the difference stays the same) How do i know Celebheights website shares accurate heights of celebrities

Joe rogan lifted so many kettle bells his spine compressed by 3 inches

@elolife1375

3 жыл бұрын

No literally he might have. I was 6ft 3in. After college ball and lifting I'm 6ft 1in.

@BHARAT-vm6vq

3 жыл бұрын

@@elolife1375 2 inches?? Really wanna know lifting will make u small?

@backbone93

3 жыл бұрын

5.8 was the highest he has ever been measured we all go by that number , even when measure again 5, years later and its less now, we are narcissisitc and act like it never happened

@richardgomez1151

3 жыл бұрын

@@BHARAT-vm6vq No it's a myth

@richardgomez1151

3 жыл бұрын

@@backbone93 First of all he was never 5'8 barefoot maybe he was tops 5'7 flat barefoot. He uses lifhts nowadays and looks 5'7... I think Joe is 5'5.5 barefoot. The weight dough 205 really impressive .

The combination of X files music, dancing alien & joe talking about how violent he looks sent me on a psychedelic whirlspin 😂

@raultororomero9079

2 жыл бұрын

Yea but have you ever tried dmt?

@roddangerson2046

2 жыл бұрын

Same my dude

@yourvirtualdad

2 жыл бұрын

fartstand.

@Bandstand

2 жыл бұрын

@@raultororomero9079 Yes. Everything joe says is spot on

@edwinbz9889

2 жыл бұрын

bro im high af i cant stop laughing 😂😂

imagine being so short you have to lie about being 5'8

@zyourzgrandzmaz

2 ай бұрын

Being tall sucks Im continuously hungry and can't gain muscle no matter what. And everything is designed for people like 5 foot 8 A toilet seat is in the middle of my chin and no beds fit me. I'm also single so there goes the being tall = hot and it sucks your nutrients. Most people over 6 2 will go bald. And everyone in my family is dead by now from heart failure.

@joedog3977

2 ай бұрын

im 5'8. imagine being short and "tall" at the same time. all depends on who i stand next 2.

@Keezyxxxx

2 ай бұрын

@@zyourzgrandzmaz Stop lying your'e just weird. Girls do prefer tall guys no cap.

@Ab0x

2 ай бұрын

​@joedog3977 Odd height. It is shorter than most men, taller than most women. At least in my area.

@ahrlj24

2 ай бұрын

@@Ab0xAverage men!’s height globally is 5’7

“So how tall are you?” “Look how big my hands are, I’m built violent”

@H.K.5

Ай бұрын

“My ancestors were violent because I have wide shoulders” 😂

If joe is 5'8" then i'm Shaquille O'Neal

@mileswhittington9971

3 жыл бұрын

It's OK... You're still a intimidating 6'9.

@AliHamza-sv4ni

3 жыл бұрын

Bharway

@c4shanu624

3 жыл бұрын

Oye dallay

@desaad1725

3 жыл бұрын

Shameer stop trying to be relevant. You filthy casual. Go back to making scripted pranks.

@Polar-pencil

2 жыл бұрын

ohh dafa ho yaha sa kabhi UFC k page pa kabhi yaha coment kr ga jao chutyapa k pranks kro

Man poor Joe. The message could have been gotten acrossed with just a single picture and a "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him" but this guy went to absolute town

@mikemcnut3204

2 жыл бұрын

And he used the gotdamn dancing alien and X-files music. We said expose Joe Rogan, not murder him.

@Nek0Dark

2 жыл бұрын

Look how they massacred my boy

@Yus1409

2 жыл бұрын

😬 🤣😂🤣

@anonymoushippopotamus3862

2 жыл бұрын

@@WickWars101 Your life must be so sad.

@L3GHO5T

2 жыл бұрын

It’s like the scene from American history X when he stomps on the back of the guys head. Finished, done

Fun fact: Joe’s ancestry is Italian fisherman and Irish potato farmers.

@NinaWithTheNina

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@theislamicchannel5929

2 жыл бұрын

😂 he looks like a baked potato though 😂

@iloveponis

Жыл бұрын

I guarantee you those Irish potato farmers were violent, and damn good at it.

@Richard-qd8tz

2 ай бұрын

@@theislamicchannel5929he’d kick your ass though

@garrettadkins8265

2 ай бұрын

Tbh I wouldn’t fuck with either of those groups

Joe rogan next to Tyson Fury looks like an entirely different species

hahaha Rogan talking bout how he looks violent... bruh he build like a World of Warcraft dwarf 😭😭😭💀

@richardgomez1151

3 жыл бұрын

Not Dwarf he's short id say 5'5.5 flat barefoot 5'6.5 with shoes on 168\169 cm +\-

@tryy2bfree

3 жыл бұрын

Dead 🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠

@jacthetripper5171

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@H.K.5

3 жыл бұрын

He's built like a tank.

@jernyx9139

3 жыл бұрын

@@H.K.5 like a tank that children play with yea 😂

Neil : how tall are you Joe: look at how big my hands are . I’m built violent .

@vanman757

2 жыл бұрын

You trying to accuse him of having small man syndrome/complex there ?.. 😆

@Agoonga

2 жыл бұрын

@@vanman757 replying to everyone to defend Joe's honor? You know who which Joe is more embarrassed? Joe Mama

@jeannewillemse6433

2 жыл бұрын

@@vanman757 yes...100%

@mikevonchota9263

2 жыл бұрын

HGH has helped him alot! Or not?🤔 But it increased his head size, probably his hands too..So his history of violence physique lol has been manufactured.. Steroids and HGH will do the trick

@PhoenixBlacke

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao

Obviously he isn't 5'8"

@AcknowledgeMeKid

7 ай бұрын

He is indeed 172 cm tall

@BlakeGibbons

7 ай бұрын

@@AcknowledgeMeKid as if

@MojKanal-cz1iz

2 ай бұрын

he is.......with high heels on

@Dob_Ogurt

2 ай бұрын

I'd say 5'6. He's dipping his head in a lot of the photos

@radicaIarchitect

2 ай бұрын

​@@Dob_Ogurt he's wearing shoes

People lying about their height is dangerous to the perception of height. For the longest time my buddy said he was 5'10. I had another friend who said he was about 6' and he seemed a couple inches taller than the "5'10" friend so I bought it. Well I'm about an inch shorter than the "5'10 friend" so I spent years believing I was about 5'9. I got my height measured for a physical and I'm actually 5'7 so my friends are capping. They're more like 5'8 and 5'10 respectively. I think that's why women bash guys under 6 ft. That "6ft" boyfriend of theirs is 5'10 so then when a guy says he's 5'8 on a dating site, the girl thinks of him as 4 inches shorter than her standard, when he's actually 2 inches shorter than her perception of what 6ft is.

@zxJC34xz

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@hayabusa1329

7 ай бұрын

People lie so much about height that the general perception of height is highly skewed. They will see a legit 5'10 person and think that's 6'0, a legit 6'0 is seen as 6'2. I've even been guessed nearly 4 inches taller than my actual height before which is ridiculous.

@LionsReignofDomination

2 ай бұрын

It's hilarious that taller people literally cry that someone says they are taller than they are😂😂😂 ask the tall guy how much he benches then test that😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nowadd0

2 ай бұрын

Ask a woman their weight….You won’t get an answer or another date,don’t even think about a piece of trim and you may have to pay for her Uber ride home if you drove!😂

@LionsReignofDomination

2 ай бұрын

@@nowadd0 you better be ready to bob and weave if you ask that question 😂

this is cut so well 😂

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear co

@cems7258

2 жыл бұрын

Heyy my man taught me livedata thanks.

@frankhernandez6524

2 жыл бұрын

My mom got me started on Tik Tok and discord.

"So you're like 5'7 and 3 quarters?" "Probably closer to that" *DEAD* ☠😂

@IllIIIllIIIllII

2 жыл бұрын

@@vanman757 NDT was rude as hell for that one lmaoo

@febreasy6404

2 жыл бұрын

Lol that actually made me chuckle

@sharkparty1027

2 жыл бұрын

@@IllIIIllIIIllII NDT can't STAND liars who are shorter than him.

@alzomi

2 жыл бұрын

You literally can't notice a difference of south of 1 cm.

@N-e-o1

2 жыл бұрын

@@sharkparty1027 NDT can't say anything about liars, he's living a double life himself.

This is easily top 10 funniest videos edits of all time

@DayTripTookItTo10

2 ай бұрын

Wait, is this fake?

@TheDylanMercado

Ай бұрын

@@DayTripTookItTo10the conversation wasn’t fake, no

Joe Rogan is 5'8 like Stallone is 5'11 😂

Joe was talking like he's 29-0 in the UFC there

@manthedestroyer

2 жыл бұрын

In his mind he is

@mattybhoy6522

2 жыл бұрын

Speaking as if he was like aleksandr karilen

@darrellwilliams1714

2 жыл бұрын

You don't have to be in the ufc to know you're violent. Just people that know they are violent are in the ufc lol

@daniellipko710

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he does have an extensive martial arts background

@theymademepickaname1248

2 жыл бұрын

@@daniellipko710 taekwondo in the eighties, and then several years of talking about martial arts.

Degrasse Tyson: “how tall are you?” Joe Rogan: “five eight” Degrasse Tyson: “fifty eight…..inches?”

@DeepThinkingGPU

2 жыл бұрын

to the non math people, 58 inches = 4 foot 10 inches

@jog39

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeepThinkingGPU to the non American people*

@dmitry5233

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeepThinkingGPU I love you

@giggityeffyou

2 жыл бұрын

"It's probably closer to that"

@alikhan-uh3sq

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeepThinkingGPU ...thank you for that I assumed it came to the 5foot 8inches....I get the joke now...:-))

This video is so well put together 😂😂😂

Built like a stuff turkey on Thanksgiving.

Neil- “Joe how tall are you?” Joe- “Jamie, look that up for me”

@aaronharman5431

2 жыл бұрын

Look that down you mean

@steverogers7601

Жыл бұрын

Make sure you show the bigger one

@macbook802

2 ай бұрын

It's not about tall, it's about all of the violence in my history. All of my ancestors are ancient viking warlords that ride dragons and have big swords with all kinds of fancy designs. It's super obvious when you see my shoulder

@Doyouevenart69

2 ай бұрын

Neil is so savage for this one

Fun fact: Joe Rogan's ancestry can be traced all the way to Angry Smurf. As each generation passes, the subsequent generation becomes taller. Joe tall af.

@matefazekas3107

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@jdillon575

2 жыл бұрын

😁👌

@yogi-777

2 жыл бұрын

You won the comment section!!!

@digitalxsca

2 жыл бұрын

Priceless.

@edp3202

2 жыл бұрын

🔵

This is so good! Please keep on doing videos like this! This is really good!

The music kills me🤣

"... even the way I'm built." *shows HGH bubble gut* fuckin' dying here

@DJToneRI

2 жыл бұрын

Nailed em! He's so full of himself

@vanman757

2 жыл бұрын

Old shots... He's in good shape nowadays/these days

@vanman757

2 жыл бұрын

@@DJToneRI I wouldn't go as far as saying that, exactly... He's actually a humble guy & could be a lot more big headed/ego driven if he wanted to be... Got a lot of things going for him... You could be just another one of these pessimistic, negative, jealous, envious, people & most likely are ?.. Get a life & keep your shit out of other people's....

@DJToneRI

2 жыл бұрын

@@vanman757 Nailed me! I'm so full of myself

@tmosh55

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the whole “look like a violent person” is so nonsense. He looked like a normal dude until he went full bald, tattooed and starting taking hgh and other drugs.

the only way to accurately measure is with shoes on, and a hat, laying down on a flat surface - after 8 hours of sleep, while being fully hydrated, and 30 minutes on the inversion table

@BroBuster

2 жыл бұрын

@It Is Cool That sounds like you'll compress your height by like 5 inches that way lmao

@outsidechambaz

2 жыл бұрын

@It Is Cool I went through a wormhole before having my height measured and I gained a couple inches!

@wardevil91

2 жыл бұрын

@It Is Cool might give that a go thx 4 the info

@clockworkman8210

2 жыл бұрын

the best way is to identify as a tall person and then measure, if the measuring tape is oppressive just ignore it

@osirisvasquez2709

2 жыл бұрын

@It Is Cool bro I'm dead weak😭😭🤣

Anybody know the timestamps from the neil degrasse tyson episode when he asks? And also which podcast joe talks about BeInG So ViOlEnTlY BuIlT???

I’m dead!!!! My boi rounded up is all Way up😂😂😂

"There's a lot of violence in my ancestry" No shit Joe, there is in literally anyone. It's called human history 😂

@sham8444

2 жыл бұрын

Lol such a coincidence you said this to guy with Lewis and Clark in his name

@davidpineda9160

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnsmith0800 every race has violent war in it's history people love to fuck shit up

@Diablito8042

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnsmith0800 Joe's third generation American, he's not of colonial stock

@johnhenry4844

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnsmith0800 Yeah bro Europeans for the win

@holdencommodorehsv

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnsmith0800 if your talking about slavery, look deeper and find who sold and got rich in Africa, wake up pos

“I look like I’m a violent person”. -Joe Bubble Gut Rogan

@jr5993

2 ай бұрын

He really doesn't look violent.

@Lite727

2 ай бұрын

@@jr5993 idk he looks pretty scary to me, bald tatted up mf with a scowly sorta look. I remember b4 I was an avid watcher of jre thinking that he might be a sorta intimidating uptight drill sergeant kinda guy.

@abeedhal6519

2 ай бұрын

@@jr5993Yep, his natural phenotype is rather that of a short more gracile mediterranean guy with a slim small head before he pumped himself full with testosterone and stuff and artificially changed his whole look completely.

@jr5993

2 ай бұрын

@@abeedhal6519 exactly

@jackjack4412

2 ай бұрын

​@@abeedhal6519 how do you explain the big thick hands?

Whenever you are sad, jut look at the Green Alien vibing in the corner😂😂.

Hahahahaha I was not expecting the punchline well done

"I look like a violent person" that was funny

@ortega9156

3 жыл бұрын

Well he is built like a bald hulk and has a lot of tattoos.

@ortega9156

3 жыл бұрын

@Matias Martinez he is also a black belt with taekwondo and kickboxing credentials so I'd like to see someone question how violent he is in person 🤣

@ortega9156

3 жыл бұрын

@Matias Martinezhe is 53 and a millionaire who has been taking supplements since he exited the womb, he is probably the most healthy 53 year old on the planet. And idc if he's 70, if the guy he's fighting doesn't know jiu jitsu, he would end up broken and choked in 30 seconds

@ortega9156

3 жыл бұрын

@Matias Martinez He said that for if he were to go in a boxing ring in which it would restrict his 40+ years of martial arts experience into just his two fists. And No, he is 53, the healthiest man on the planet, and would definitely choke out someone like Ryan Garcia if he tried to pick a street fight with Joe Rogan, let's be honest here. You yourself need to pick a fight with any D1 wrestler or black belt and get thrown around to learn what the levels are.

@ortega9156

3 жыл бұрын

@Matias Martinez Lol are you that much of a loser? I hope you know when I see someone type 3 pages in a row in 3 different comments, I just decide not to read it. Especially when you first sentence was "you're wrong, it was in the context of a boxing match" that's what I said dummy 🤣 you just agreed with me.

Joe is definitely the kind of guy to wear lifts in his shoes.

@UhtredOfBamburgh

3 жыл бұрын

Are you saying he's a heightener? And will you confirm this to the midget community?

@laurenarlek1208

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooooooooooobviously

@zachkeel9994

3 жыл бұрын

More like 5’6

@JohnnytNatural

3 жыл бұрын

I'm proud to be 5'6 145lbs but I find most guys my height want to be big but I think it makes you look even shorter and stockier

@hbgriss

3 жыл бұрын

Like trump? Kindof a shitty comparison

This video is ridiculous 😂 the music lmfao

Take it from me, I am literally 5’8” and I met and took a picture with joe after his show in Chicago and he was probably 2” shorter than me and had converse that looked like they had bibles underneath them lol

@GP-ch9ys

3 жыл бұрын

No way change PP and put an end to this myth 😂

@DavidAbell26

3 жыл бұрын

@@GP-ch9ys lmao it’s just as that because I’ve had this KZread channel for probably 10 years just to follow lifting channels/ dr disrespect etc. lol I’m not a troll just don’t have pictures on my PC

@GP-ch9ys

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidAbell26 lmao all good man I believe you. I’m only half joking. He is a small guy but I think it’s hilarious people are analyzing pictures. Joe is funny to meme on.😂

@DavidAbell26

3 жыл бұрын

@@GP-ch9ys lol Ik like let the dude be short who cares. I however do in fact think he’s 5’5”-5’6” lol just wanted to give share in the memes 😂

@adamek9750

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidAbell26 nah come on, you cant leave us hanging like that and not come through

Joe will probably be 5'8 in a few years just from his head swelling to the size of a basketball

@levansaginashviliskidney8726

2 жыл бұрын

@Bryan M’Doza that is HGH, not test

@rabbiehossain8423

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@sunrise-592

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao Dana white will give him some of his products

@levansaginashviliskidney8726

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunrise-592 lol just imagine. Middle aged bald muscular brothers

@Yeasalotnopr

3 ай бұрын

@@levansaginashviliskidney8726why are you laughing as if you won’t also be bald and middle aged too 😂

“Jamie pull up that video of me towering over a chimpanzee”

That photo of joe at 52 sec just made me laugh and that woahhh sound

If Joe is 5'8" then I'm a well-adjusted adult male who is striving to make a change in society.

@300secondbanoutyougo9

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOOOOO BRUH U GOT ME!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@philyoutuber7270

2 жыл бұрын

Oof

@MRPfrfr

2 жыл бұрын

@@philyoutuber7270 big oof

@jderrickson4597

2 жыл бұрын

I'm exactly that. lol

@cryptoworldpeace2974

2 жыл бұрын

You damn well should. The fuck is wrong with people..

The funniest is when you’re legit 5’9” and your friend who is clearly shorter than you says “you can’t be 5’9”, because I’m 5’9”” and they are dead ass serious lol

@tragicjhnson516

2 жыл бұрын

the doctor probably told him he was 5'5 but he heard 5'9 😭😂😭 I'm 5'5, being short has it pros and cons and does being tall 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

@AFT_05G

2 жыл бұрын

I’m 5’11 and one of my classmates who’s i believe is 5’9 at best claims 5’10.5 sometimes even 5’11.When i call him out for lying about his height he insists that i must be at least 6’0.

@Kwasimitsu

2 жыл бұрын

@@AFT_05G LOL yep exactly, they make you taller to justify their claimed height. Classic move.

@painexotic3757

2 жыл бұрын

It's shameful that men are afraid of admitting their real heights because theyll get height shamed. Yikes.

@b_ail1999

2 жыл бұрын

@@painexotic3757 I mean everyone can see how short they’re in public, might as well be honest about it.

There is violence in literally everyone’s accestory down the line. We all have family that fought in some type war

It depends of the angle when you compare as well and if the guy stands straight or not.

“Even the way I’m built” as if the was he’s built is genetic and not 40k per month in designer chemistry and more TRT that Vitor in his prime.

@SR-uz1ov

2 жыл бұрын

Well... Joes a beast in technique which proves talent and dedication beyond his Test use. I dont doubt joe really on anything besides his heterosexuality.

@yahyakandemir2175

2 жыл бұрын

Nah dude joe got some good genes

@mjay9077

2 жыл бұрын

“Designer chemistry” 🤣

@Wavyso

2 жыл бұрын

Joe had a good body even as a teenager

@PainandMotivation

2 жыл бұрын

If Joe became strong naturally, he would have my respect. But everyone knows he is on the juice. He gets no respect from me in that.

As much as I like Joe and could care less how tall he is, actually hearing him stroke his own ego, "if you would just look at me" blah blah blah was something else.

@irishscience580

3 жыл бұрын

my man was def stroking his ego. I feel like all man do that shit, you just gotta snap out of it and realize your really nothing compared to some other guys

@adub92199

3 жыл бұрын

Lol it’s definitely the old age bald head and trt that made his head grow that makes him look so rough

@dsidhu3746

3 жыл бұрын

You don’t know the context of that. So STFU

@silase2029

3 жыл бұрын

@@adub92199 the hgh does that but yeah I agree

@laurenarlek1208

3 жыл бұрын

@@dsidhu3746 chill brah, doesnt matter too much the context in this case

Replying to anything NTD says is iffy, but Joe is 5'6-1/2 no shoes. 5'8" with his 1-1/2" heels, which is actually low. I'm 5'11" flat footed, but have bad feet and have to wear orthopedic inserts. I walk around at almost 6'1"....because I have to.

I noticed this longggg ago, it's always suprised me that he continues to say he's 5'8 as if the difference between that and a solid 5'6 1/2 lol inches don't matter unless you're over 6' or you're talking about crotch luggage

@listrahtes

Ай бұрын

you think he is 5"6? He wears big lifts in his shoes. I see him more in the 5"4 range without shoes.

"Joe Rogan is literally 5 foot 3" xD

@lumumba7603

3 жыл бұрын

*liteally

@johnrussell7984

3 жыл бұрын

Who cares 🤣

@foreignwarren7361

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnrussell7984 why you here then?

@elo2225

3 жыл бұрын

He’s like 5’5 but still 😂

@TheAccuso

3 жыл бұрын

@Papa Brown This is a quote from the man that rented a plane to write in the sky "Joe Rogan is literally 5 foot 3". If you don't know your shit don't harass me.

Joe is 5'8 when he jumps & 3 feet off the ground.

@JM-cf9xy

3 жыл бұрын

You saying he’s a gnome? 😂

@barackputin

2 ай бұрын

So he’s 2’8?

Lmfao I’ve never heard the “I look like violence” speech.

All of the fighters are standing on a pedestal during the weigh in/ face off

Short people be like: “I’m a violent person”

@breyochiona9428

2 жыл бұрын

I never heard that... but ok buddy

@xehP

2 жыл бұрын

@@breyochiona9428 never heard of small man syndrome?

@breyochiona9428

2 жыл бұрын

@@xehP that's when small people want to act tougher because they're not tall or something like that right? I for real don't know. I'm not tall but I'm a really laid back person just like my friends. We don't worry about the things we don't have control over. But fr can you explain it to me? I'm curious

@xehP

2 жыл бұрын

​@@breyochiona9428 I mean there really isn't too much to explain, it's just a common thing, small people tend to be overly aggressive, to compensate for their short non-intimidating stature lol Obviously, not all small people are like that, OPs comment was just a light hearted joke.

@stevesteele3312

2 жыл бұрын

@@breyochiona9428 you know the little chihuahua dog that just barks and barks and won’t shut up. That’s the dog version of small man syndrome.

Your 5'4" atleast, stand up we can barely see you on the screen- Conor McGregor

@1234adebayor

3 жыл бұрын

Screen

@EIRE1980

3 жыл бұрын

@@1234adebayor sorry I forgot one word from damn near seven yrs ago

@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Chad Mini Mendes

@EIRE1980

3 жыл бұрын

@@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 he was juiced to the gills and still couldn't beat Conor on a torn ACL.

@H.K.5

3 жыл бұрын

Chad has a much better physique than Conor though.

Joe looks like he's brothers with Danny DeVito. 😂

That punchline by Neil really pulls this thing together

Neil Degrassi Tyson: how tall are you? Joe: I think you'd be surprised

@chillaska5403

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Only2GendersCommonSense

Жыл бұрын

The Schaubster, aka the GOAT comedian.

@steverogers7601

Жыл бұрын

“I think you’d be surprised” is a good approach to provide a response to a question without directly providing an answer to the question. That’s usually a good sign that someone is full of sht.

@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights

2 ай бұрын

How do you think your frame compares to Stefan Struve? I think you'd be surprised

@kenjisisland

2 ай бұрын

It’s entirely possible

"Even the way im built" *cuts to a pic of him shirtless* 💀

@ortega9156

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't look bad for 53 and considering he's not an active fighter you can tell he works hard.

@kevinsmoon3257

3 жыл бұрын

@@ortega9156 yeah at taking his hgh and trt

@ortega9156

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinsmoon3257 He's 53, not an active fighter , and a millionaire who does extensive amounts of research as well as talking with people who are the best in their perspective fields. Why wouldn't he do that?

@sorrysorry1877

2 жыл бұрын

@@ortega9156 cringe

Joe "So down below" Rogan 😂😂😂

This is why him an Alex Jones are besties

The DMT ego death experience is overrated

@GummiTomm

2 жыл бұрын

I think the ego just dies for 15 minutes. You need to work your whole life like a monk to transcend you ego.

@thiccboii5487

2 жыл бұрын

@@GummiTomm yep first time trying LSD my ego was dead for like a week, my mindset was very different for the next I'd say 3 weeks after that I went right back to my usual self, have done lsd dozens of times after that and I stopped getting that enlightened or the ego is bad feeling. Just my personal experience of course.

@arpitthakur45

2 жыл бұрын

@@GummiTomm the ego doesn't die i feel...it just changes form...

@GummiTomm

2 жыл бұрын

@Will Y Well then i guess i have reached enlightenment.

@SHZY504

2 жыл бұрын

to have an ego is to be human. Your ego is literally who you are. Ego death can be an enlightening experience but alot of people use ego in a negative connotation. You would not be able to experience life as you are without an ego, it is necessity. All an ego is, is a sense of self. Once youve tripped multiple times you can understand that the ego isnt something to be afraid of or killed, you should celebrate it because it is you.

Joe is at least 5'11" and probably 6'0" even, and one of the baddest men on the planet. Easily among the strongest too. Thank god he's not in UFC because with his Jujitsu and scintillating kicks he'd wipe everyone out.

@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights

2 жыл бұрын

You're forgetting about the size of his hands. Shane Carwin would be in trouble

@TheGrandmaster1

2 жыл бұрын

@@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights They've measured Joe's hands, and they are as big as Andre The Giant's hands were.

@cryptoworldpeace2974

2 жыл бұрын

I notice people get mad when I say I'm 5'11" but don't say shit when I say I'm 6 foot

@TheGrandmaster1

2 жыл бұрын

@@cryptoworldpeace2974 It's probably because 5'11" probably sounds like it's reaching, because of the specificity, but 6'0" enters into that next catagory and is the normal height of an ideal human male, like in the diagrams, action figures, or comparison to dinosour pictures.

@paulroy2645

2 жыл бұрын

One of the baldest men on the planet

Fox Mulder : "I want to believe in Joe Rogan" ... Dana Scully : "I'm not gonna ask you if you just said what I think you just said" ...

He lost height from squats and lifting weights. He is old man now. Everyone loses a couple inches the older they get especially Men. My Dad was 6'2 at one time and is probably around 5'11 now at 65. I'm 37 and even I felt like I lost some height. At one time I was around 5'10 and measured at 5'10/5'11 at doctors but now I'm probably around 5'8 or even 5'7 since I have a problem standing straight at times.

Guys don’t worry Joe jus took some more HGH mixed with TRT he’s 6’3” now

It’s no secret why Joe likes hanging out with the dmt elves so much.

@mariusjohnsen8430

2 жыл бұрын

Hehehehe

@dankmemer2564

2 жыл бұрын

ur lore is shite. elves are not a short race dummy

@CrazyLinguiniLegs

2 жыл бұрын

@@dankmemer2564 elf pecker

@henryknox4511

2 жыл бұрын

@@dankmemer2564 Chances are the only elves he's seen are Santa's, and they're always portrayed as short little bastards.

@MMA_CAT

2 жыл бұрын

He actually hates Neil . watch the last interview

“My ancestors were violent because I have wide shoulders”

Neil: how tall are you Joe: 5’8 Neil: there’s countless pictures of you being very visibly shorter than women at are 5’5? How do you explain that? Joe: 5’7 and 3 quarters. More like that then

@kaimeyers5145

2 жыл бұрын

I bet he’s 5’7 he was taller than the 5’6” girl

@dr.penguin9412

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaimeyers5145 the one 5’6 girl is as tall as him, and the other 5’6 girl is visibly taller than him. Maybe their heights weren’t right either? 🤷‍♂️

@Enrique-peralta

2 жыл бұрын

@@dr.penguin9412 sometimes they haD shoes on

@dr.penguin9412

2 жыл бұрын

@@Enrique-peralta Joe’s always had shoes on. He wasn’t the one fighting and weighing in barefoot or anything like that

@pvpworld

2 жыл бұрын

youre cringey man.. stop being so unoriginal and lame

Joe's stomach sure did look violent during that period of time

Joe can still kick some ass at what ever height he is.

My mother once said never trust a short guy..

I met Joe he is pushing 5’5/ 5’6 and thats him wearing obvious lifts

@roddangerson2046

2 жыл бұрын

Faaaaaaacts!!!!

@nealp885

2 жыл бұрын

Really? with lifts? wow

@pupper5580

2 ай бұрын

5'4 with his tippy-toes

@Pinkz604

2 ай бұрын

Same, my buddy and I met him at a casino in Vancouver; my buddy is actually exactly 5’8 and was easily 2” taller than Joe

@pupper5580

2 ай бұрын

@@Pinkz604 and I bet Joe was wearing lifts and was walking on his tippy-toes the whole time.

He probably takes SOOOOO many steps when he walks

"i look like a violent person"

Joe is legitimately 5’4’’ barefoot. There’s a reason that guy got the plane to do the skywriting…

In the words of Conor McGregor: “You’re 5’4’’ at least”

Joe waxing poetic about his latent violent tendencies is my favorite thing ever. It's all I needed to ever hear to comfortably ignore everything he's ever going to say again.

@krakdaus5442

2 жыл бұрын

Just because no one is ever going to hear what you say... Except strangers on the interwebs...and your wife... Actually scratch that last one.

@TROdesigns

2 жыл бұрын

@@krakdaus5442 Savage!

@davidpineda9160

2 жыл бұрын

@@krakdaus5442 wow badass comeback Joe

@UncleRicoOSU

2 жыл бұрын

Must be nice to have zero insecurities and to have never have told a lie. You’re the first human in history. Congrats.

@husseinfaiz3397

2 жыл бұрын

Lol Whats wrong with what he said

😭😭😭 5”6 WITH SHOES ON

Well he's 7' 8 if he stands on his wallet.

@BigBoss7777777

Ай бұрын

Stolen comment

@user-kb3it8jf8t

Ай бұрын

@@BigBoss7777777 that may be so but I didn't see it.

Joe is 4’11 5’3 in lifts

What’s funny is that Joehas made fun of guys who are 5’6-5’7 for lying about being 5’8

@fmspjanus

2 жыл бұрын

He was making fun of crazy rich people that are acting like they know better than everyone else... ... ... ... ... ... YEP

@bionicmanspeedruns

2 жыл бұрын

@@fmspjanus hmmm

@mightynathaniel5355

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@milk7360

2 жыл бұрын

Classic projection

@steverogers7601

Жыл бұрын

Dude is so insecure about his height. Like it’s ok to be short but this man is in his 50s still needing to put on this front lmao

the lil alien killing that shit

keep in mind the fighters Joe is standing next to are barefoot.

You know darn well with the unbelievable pace of that rehearsed “5 8” reply it’s absolutely false. 😂😂

"Just the size of my hands, the width of my shoulders" You mean all the TRT and 'supplements' you took over the years that made your head grow?

@emanueletorregrossa4218

2 жыл бұрын

I have big hands and wide shoulders. Why would that indicate violence? I got into two fights literally my whole life!

@emanueletorregrossa4218

2 жыл бұрын

@@eventhorizon7234 kind of figured that. I just was saying I have that and haven’t had anything bad to me. I’m a nice guy! Maybe I should’ve used them since I was sort of bullied before when I was younger. Or maybe reincarnation is real and I was bad before. My wife jokes about my hands etc. I suck at fine motor skills and fixing things in the house but with gross motor skills like breaking things using chainsaws and other power tools I’m good! My wife said maybe I was a killer in my last life!! Lol who knows?!!

@emanueletorregrossa4218

2 жыл бұрын

@@eventhorizon7234 lol!! I try!! 😉

@cjdig86

2 жыл бұрын

Years of HGH makes the hands and head grow.. joes the poster boy for this

@martinpospisil3747

2 жыл бұрын

@@eventhorizon7234 All that shit grows on TRT.

If I was 5’8” I’d tell people I was 5’6”

I always thought Joe was taller, he seemed normal size on Fear Factor

I'd say he has the torso of someone 5'8, but the legs of someone shorter.

@democratsshoulddowhatpeped7836

2 жыл бұрын

The head of a six footer too

@AceofDlamonds

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile I have the torso of someone 5'0" with the legs of someone 5'6" centered waistline.

@Joshua-jd1de

2 жыл бұрын

@@AceofDlamonds I’m 5’7 but have the legs of someone who’s 5’10 and the torso of someone who’s 5’3

@AceofDlamonds

2 жыл бұрын

@@Joshua-jd1de Good athletic build for jumping, running 💪

@leolare

2 жыл бұрын

I knew a guy who had 29 inch leg length but was almost 6 foot tall. When he sat down he towered over everyone lol. He used to do sh.it loads of swimming from 7 years of age to 21. I swear he increased the length of his spine with all that swimming.

When I was visiting Austin I have pleasure of met Jore Ogin in real life, and he is 5’2” tall

@bushy9780

2 жыл бұрын

lmao, that sounds like such a dwarf name.

@lesterhalfjunior721

2 жыл бұрын

He's as tall as a perogie

@kessler003

2 жыл бұрын

More like 4'11".

Joe after someone mentions his height : My ancestors were Vikings

I feel bad that I'm almost shitting my pants from laughing

Everyone when they get near Joe just gets taller

I LOVE how every JR podcast with Neil is a passive aggressive alpha war between the two. It’s so amusing to watch.

@earlhuffington6162

2 жыл бұрын

@Kay Pee Listen to Me, O Kay Pee, and Israel, whom I have called: I am He; I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. And thou art a beta simp. Amen 🙏

@woahder2989

2 жыл бұрын

@@earlhuffington6162 Amen 🙏

@brittneyspear5057

2 жыл бұрын

@Kay Pee 'enjoy hell' lmfao

@pepitotoro596

2 жыл бұрын

@Kay Pee wHat Do YoU mEaN i'M nOt aN aLfAw?!?!? I hAvE TaTZ N i WoRk OuT ErR Day!

@pepitotoro596

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrrealman8020 didn't you*

LMAOOO ok this is pretty funny damn man

Insecure short guy lying about his height yeah classic 😂

Joe being around pro fighters/monsters his whole life. I can't even imagine the napoleon complex going on there.

@sahbikardi7801

2 жыл бұрын

hhhhhhhh i also think joe's pants get a little wet around the big guys look how he stares in the weight-ins he can't stop maring.

@UnjustifiedRecs

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he gives off that vibe sooooo hard "my mates are well fucking hard, so by proxy I'm a badass"...

@rumham4766

2 жыл бұрын

huh pro fighters are the same size as normal humans lol

@thedude3288

2 жыл бұрын

@@rumham4766 Joe is not. normal = average and he's bellow average, but he likes to lie that he's above average.

@nczioox1116

2 жыл бұрын

Actually Napoleon was actually taller

Joe : Im 5'8" Neil : But have you ever tried measuring without DMT?