Joe Bartolozzi | Reacts Day
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Stream Start
00:30 Introduction & Talking to Chat
09:45 Video Rundown
10:27 Kangaroos Racing Cars in the Outback
22:53 7 Days Stranded on an Island - MrBeast
1:12:49 I Served $1 Sushi at a 5 Star Restaurant - Jack Pembrook
1:37:02 The Worst Types of TikTokers Pt.2 - ggrimey
2:03:31 How Neuralink Will Change Society Forever
2:46:03 Crabby Daddy - Cart Narc
3:00:07 Easter - Short Horror Film - ACMofficial
3:05:28 Stream End
A big thanks to Everest for uploading all previous VODs. / @everestjb
Streamed on: 03-31-2024
Watch it live (Twitch): / joe_bartolozzi
Main Channel: / @joebartolozzi
Пікірлер: 396
“I think that would be so fun to like oil up a pig” - Joe Bartolozzi 2024
@Fearful414
3 ай бұрын
too real
@isabella4356
2 ай бұрын
someone plz add to this a joe outa context💀
@Real_Kai-
Ай бұрын
@@isabella4356they did and the part when he moaned💀
the reason why I like joe and many others dont is his rants. I swear i know every interesting story that happens in his life that he has told us.
25:52 the safe water is the flowing water with lots of moss on the rocks as it cleans the water on the way through but you should boil everything
Brady I know you saw my comment about being in joes basement, blink twice if you need help
@chronotos_gaming
3 ай бұрын
The Joe Bart like is his form of blinking
@NTBGANG
Ай бұрын
😐😑😐😑😐
I live in Australia and once I saw a kangaroo in my yard kicking my window trying to get inside and even my parents were scared 😮
Growing up I wasn't taught that my eye sight was wrong, I was colorblind the whole time but no one ever corrected me, I bearly found out 2 years ago and it just baffles me, I went through most of my life thinking everyone just saw the same as me
@ethanstephens8293
3 ай бұрын
Woah that's crazy lol. I'd be pissed nobody told me earlier
@daydash1083
3 ай бұрын
Or maybe you are normal but everyone one else sees the wrong color
@2beans1cream38
Ай бұрын
@@daydash1083doesn't that contradict itself
1:50:44 i thought my smoke alarms went off bruh 🤣
@ShrekLM
2 ай бұрын
Onichan
Joes editor if you need help and are being held captive blink twice
@MicroBoo
3 ай бұрын
😑😑😭😖
7:19 yo joe i was the kid in the chat who was spamming abt the lag. it was lagging for me because i wasnt connected to the wifi and the verizon tower near my house was down. ill tune in for the unbans tmr so hopefully i get unbanned. much love to you bro sorry for spamming ❤
@rylee.jeannine
3 ай бұрын
that sucks asf hope you get unbanned 😭
@ryderpark1
3 ай бұрын
@@rylee.jeannine thanks brodie 😭
@JoeBartVOD
3 ай бұрын
What’s your twitch user? I can add a mod comment if it all checks out. - Brady
@ryderpark1
3 ай бұрын
@@JoeBartVOD my twitch is MSP_RYDER
@ryderpark1
3 ай бұрын
thank you papa brady
2:12:48 want a break from the ads?
@TheU.S.
Ай бұрын
AAHHHHHHHHH
we like the yapping Joe
@thunderplayys
3 ай бұрын
"You" like the yapping
@pg-1318
Ай бұрын
@@thunderplayys We 😂
@grloiselle53
6 күн бұрын
@@thunderplayys We 😂
BRADY ON THE SCHMECKLES COMMENT I LOST MY HEART YOU GAVE ME
@omoriiboy_
3 ай бұрын
the red rivers will fall over the wealthy at october 2025.
W channel every vod is exactly when i need it before bed time
16:27 they're claws are also so sharp and they can kick so hard that they can kick your insides out of your body
@iamspenver
3 ай бұрын
Yes. They are spiky pogo sticks
@LiminalFantasy
3 ай бұрын
@@iamspenver 😂😂
@floatingcantaloupe
3 ай бұрын
Yeahhh I’m floating (the one who was talking about having two kangaroos outside my window) and they’ll leave you alone as long as you stay a good distance away and a VERY good distance away from their children. Cause the mums get so aggressive over their babies if you even look at them wrong 😭
I loved the music at 0:00
@terryreece2018
3 ай бұрын
bro same
@Lukego1325
3 ай бұрын
Fax
comment below this w vod channel (edited cuz i said everest accidently lol)
@ultraracer
3 ай бұрын
w everest
@Lukego1325
3 ай бұрын
W this isn’t Everest
@deveiouslydenyingdelicousdonut
3 ай бұрын
w everest
@iamspenver
3 ай бұрын
w everest
@timmeh08
3 ай бұрын
w everest
easter is kinda like a second thanksgiving for me
new vod and it makes me happy!
@4Starry4
3 ай бұрын
Brady I need my heart back
@ethanstephens8293
3 ай бұрын
@@4Starry4stop begging💀
@4Starry4
3 ай бұрын
@@ethanstephens8293 Brady gave me a heart and I got rid of it on accident I’m playing around
I think people forget that on severe adhd you’re usually taking prescribed medication and not just I have adhd I can’t sit still like most people try to say
Joe about the guy walking with the chip it would be like a child learning to walk at first it’s conscious and then after time it’s something we do unconsciously
Reacts start 22:51
@ushk5894
3 ай бұрын
We appreciate you
@Fearful414
3 ай бұрын
W mans❤
@LoganMartini
3 ай бұрын
@@Fearful414just look at the description, has all the time stamps
@arockthatlookslikeafish6761
3 ай бұрын
I was a fuck u so bad thx for the comment ❤❤🎉
@owenginsberg7226
3 ай бұрын
Luv you
2:59:12 yo is this California?! We Idahoans make fun of how they drive all the time lol
2:21:17 all fun in games till you implant the knowledge of a step by step tutorial on how to hand craft a nuclear explosive.
46:32 put it in the no context compilation
LETS GOOOOO ONCE AGAIN A DUB FOR THE JOE BART VODS CHANNEL
2:29:11 put it in 2x speed 😂
My pookie Joe ceases to yap at 23:00
38:00 bro I thought you were talking about sandals for a sec. But socks?! That shit would but crustier than a come sock
Mr Beast starts at: 22:46
@HiMyNameisHunter
3 ай бұрын
there’s a description for a reason
I agree that some people probably see colors differently and we have no way of knowing but everyone knows what the color black looks like because of how it looks when its night time or when you close your eyes.
44:10 bro i just sat down 😭🙏
Waitttttttt but Jimmy gave that guy another chance to get the money but they did nothing for him to get it????????????
Joe Idk if you read the comments on here but a couple years back when I went to the BMV to do my multiple choice test for my permit they offer you headphones to do the test to listen to the questions but like you said idk how they would even read the signs they might end up going to a whole new state\city not reading (ps the test for me was on the computer)
About the whole faking disorders thing, one of my old friends took a BuzzFeed Winney the pooh quiz and said she was autistic
thank you brady
@calebwhitford8395
3 ай бұрын
thank you brady
The fact he was mute at start as well is so sad for chatter
44:04 Joe: Half of the stream is taking a shit 👁👁🫵
If i woke up on an island id survive as long as the reserve in my body would last
The brain can store unlimited long-term memory. Short term memory is what is limited
2:01:31 Seals be like
1:11:25 NO SHOT Joe doesn’t know what cobbler is? And also it usually doesn’t look that gross but that’s canned food so obviously it looks like shit. When made right it’s one of the best desserts oat
W Brady as always
i was on the toilet from the start until 1:37:42
Beerio cart sounds hardcore dude
Bro that short film was so corny😌
1:37:07 Jo i yawned because of you😂 then you pointed it out and it was hilarious
3:04:01 da_goat126 yeah don't think I didn't see that😂
Joe you help me muster up enough courage everyday to actually give a fuck
Thanks for showing the coin editor :(
1:34:40 I’d genuinely start Skitzin bro 😂
36:21 Joe’s yapping stops
@stvff
3 ай бұрын
Thx
If the fish wasnt cooked and they ate it would they have gotten tape worms?
2:28:50 What joe doesn't really understand is that that percentage that can't read is mostly boomers. My grandpa Charlie can't read anything. The reason isn't that he was forced to help out his family and drop out of school. He can't read simple English like he can't read a kids' book. It's sad, but at least he learned how to build his house.
EARLY VOD LETS GOOOO🎉
The actual reactions start at 23:05
Day 7 of asking joe to play deep rock galactic but joe you are completely incorrect kangaroos have better stamina than you x 3 they are also faster than dogs even as a child there is a vid of a Joey that fell out the pouch and out run a dog the reason they run so long is because instead of constant feet movement they use less energy just jumping that how they evolved also the reason I think they drown dogs is because they fight dingos
luv vro (to editor thank you for uploading and tell joe barti papi that i luv his content sigma out ) (cool emoji insert)
I’ll miss you Everest 😢
give me a week on an island i will become the arrow oliver queen
Who else thought Mack was Chris?😂
@anthonymccormick9065
3 ай бұрын
Great replacement honestly, basically a more athletic clone
first video ive watched of yours fire mad respect
dude imagine u got neuralink and someone just yanks that shit out ur head
The idea of neuralink is not even a possibility for anyone that regularly experiences real intrusive thoughts, first of all we'd have intrusive thoughts ABOUT the neuralink itself and mid conversation we could unintentionally voice our intrusive thoughts through fucking telepathy, its genuinely terrifying to me, elon musk is not a man that should hold that power, he wanted to remove a SAFETY FEATURE on twitter (blocking) because he didnt want people using it against him, like hes fucking crazy
Please stop stealing everests contennt
@StrosProd
3 ай бұрын
Brother, this is Joes official vid channel Everest was his mod and reposting them but now she dosent since he has a vid channel now
@Evolutunaryking
3 ай бұрын
@@StrosProd April Fools just a joke i know
@StrosProd
3 ай бұрын
@@Evolutunaryking not funny
@Evolutunaryking
3 ай бұрын
@@StrosProd oh no some random kid said not funny i do not give a fuch
@Evolutunaryking
3 ай бұрын
@@StrosProd who tf even asked for your opinion
Our brain can’t run out of storage
Damn only 1800 views in one hour 😢
I fall asleep to ur vods 😭😭🙏
I’ll be calling the ghost busters if someone starts acting like a ghost
Bro why was I taking a dump when he said that weird asf
i have infact caught a shark while fishing
White water is the best water
Bro I know I’m not in the stream but how did he know I was shitting 😭
i think that she (kris) now goes by ava but idk
Cloak aka joes editor Ik your reading this and at 1:53:12 you in fact did not edit a image inside of the vid and for that ima hunt you down
@JoeBartVOD
Ай бұрын
Cloak does not run this channel, I do (Brady), and these VODs are not edited in that way. - Brady
@Ilagoo
Ай бұрын
@@JoeBartVODdamn
I want a aylist of just reacting to mrbeast vids 0:32
23:08 yapping stops
What mix is that
HEEEEELLLOOOOOOO EVERYYYONNNNNEEE FLOODINGGGGGG INNNNNN
33:05 id go save you myself king bart 41:15 id eat jimmy for sure, he probably taste like his chocolate
1:20:09 I love him
yippieeee new vod
Love this man❤
Not killing the chicken pissed me of like grow up
48:00 lowkey disrespectful to the npcs
With the whole sap thing in naked and afraid some guy got a little in his eye and he went blind and very sick and then on death bed
Name a better streamer
W brady ur the realist slime 🐍👹👌🤑
Bro got me there 44:11
Bro what would happen if you had Nero link and someone threw a Emp Grenade at your head 💀 what would happen if Elon pulls a order 66💀💀💀
2:23:26 would the ai chip remove the incentive to learn then? If everybody ‘has the answers’ I feel like you would know ‘everything’ and therefore would remove the thought of even having a simple conversation with someone.
@theconman50505
3 ай бұрын
You would literally be a robot
53:23 MY FAVORITE GAME MENTIONED BY MY FAV STREAMER?
1:07:42 yes u will dead in 4h and feel like u gonna die aywe seconds
W vod
Same
Stranded deep
just came back from an unbanned stream. didnt make it :(
i feel like easter is just a classic holiday so it prob will annoy me a bit when someone says "its transgender day"
@cokedripp
3 ай бұрын
imo, i wouldnt say easter is a classic holiday. its only relevant if you have kids, a big family, or younger siblings, like rs i havent actually thought about easter in like 10 years.
@jonttujtel
3 ай бұрын
@@cokedripp it is relevant for the 2.4 billion people for whom it is the most important holiday of the year
@dougl323
3 ай бұрын
@@cokedripp thats fair
@skullisgay5711
3 ай бұрын
Easter doesn’t land on the same day every year tho…
@dougl323
3 ай бұрын
@@skullisgay5711 i didn't know that ty for the info
oh when the saints
I don’t think Joe understands the point of foahing
46:58 lt faster than u that all