Jim Cornette Reviews The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match: Jeff Hardy vs Jeff Jarrett on AEW Dynamite

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From Episode 305 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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  • @wildwine6400
    @wildwine64009 ай бұрын

    A "Death match" sponsored by a game about a cannibal, in aid of people who are dying of starvation. Brilliant

  • @haterdave1

    @haterdave1

    9 ай бұрын

    And we'll just do the match in Tennessee

  • @bm563

    @bm563

    9 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣 never looked at it that way WOW!

  • @justint8635

    @justint8635

    9 ай бұрын

    These optics are tremendous and typical in this day and age where seemingly everyone is a superficial uber-moralist

  • @matthewhostetter8974

    @matthewhostetter8974

    9 ай бұрын

    Don't forget this was also during a show called "Fight for the Fallen" to honor the people affected by what is happening in Maui. Snowman Khan is a genius.

  • @DateTwoRelate

    @DateTwoRelate

    9 ай бұрын

    At least it wasn't a cannibal named Hannibal #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  • @therealmaskedheel
    @therealmaskedheel9 ай бұрын

    I admit that Brian got me with the Stop...Hammer Time! line.

  • @QuickManEXE

    @QuickManEXE

    9 ай бұрын

    Me too. He might as well have just RickRolled Jim.

  • @foxmcloud9901

    @foxmcloud9901

    9 ай бұрын

    Please hammer don't hurt 'em

  • @mmatthall21

    @mmatthall21

    9 ай бұрын

    Best part of the show

  • @biggains1

    @biggains1

    9 ай бұрын

    It was mis-timed. Thats why it confused anyone at first lol

  • @dwaynewright9981
    @dwaynewright99819 ай бұрын

    When leather face came stomping down the ramp, I couldn’t stop laughing at how terrible it was.

  • @theaterthug7

    @theaterthug7

    9 ай бұрын

    What were you actually expecting?

  • @dwaynewright9981

    @dwaynewright9981

    9 ай бұрын

    @@theaterthug7 not that 🤣

  • @theaterthug7

    @theaterthug7

    9 ай бұрын

    @@dwaynewright9981 😒

  • @GamingKing-nl8rs

    @GamingKing-nl8rs

    9 ай бұрын

    It was such WWE shit. Just why.

  • @PlayzieBum

    @PlayzieBum

    9 ай бұрын

    @@theaterthug7are you dumb?

  • @NotoriousVC
    @NotoriousVC9 ай бұрын

    No one tell Corny that the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has already been remade several times.

  • @quentinkaasa47

    @quentinkaasa47

    9 ай бұрын

    And the first remake was 20 years ago! Is him Jim under the impression that the one with Matthew McConaughey is the last one? 😄

  • @RickerbyMusic
    @RickerbyMusic9 ай бұрын

    I really think they just ask 'what would Cornette hate?' in booking meetings at AEW and just have to keep toppping it 😅

  • @bryansansone3301

    @bryansansone3301

    9 ай бұрын

    It was literally a week or two after Jim mentioned the pizza flipping a--hole before pizza guy appeared on AEW.

  • @UncomfortableShoes

    @UncomfortableShoes

    9 ай бұрын

    “Ok guys, how about this: A Midnight Express match but everyone in the match is dressed like the Midnight Rockers and you only win after hitting 10 super kicks.”

  • @ValiantWrestling

    @ValiantWrestling

    9 ай бұрын

    Certainly not his boy Jarrett who he'll defend till the day either of them die just because he worked for Jeff grandmother...

  • @TheFailedmessiah

    @TheFailedmessiah

    9 ай бұрын

    Lol don't give them any ideas, they'll do it. Just to troll cornette..

  • @1Smooth1

    @1Smooth1

    9 ай бұрын

    Ethan Page needs to leave for WWE because he’s lost on this roster. He needs to be a Heel, singles talent, and give him a mic to get himself over.

  • @tevinlandry7265
    @tevinlandry72659 ай бұрын

    It might've taken 4 years, but Tony, noted WCW mark, finally had his Robocop moment lmao 😭

  • @1983jcheat

    @1983jcheat

    9 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @wilcee238

    @wilcee238

    9 ай бұрын

    This isn’t even RoboCop level; it’s the Asylum knockoff Android Cop

  • @SuperPeterok

    @SuperPeterok

    9 ай бұрын

    Android Officer*

  • @jpmagnus6909

    @jpmagnus6909

    9 ай бұрын

    Now we need AEW's Shockmaster moment, Fingerpoke of Doom moment, Bash at the Beach 2000 moment and Tony booking himself as a champion....

  • @johngallagher72

    @johngallagher72

    9 ай бұрын

    They're releasing Robocop video game later this year ...no guarantees Robocop doesn't actually show up.

  • @gregofthelake
    @gregofthelake9 ай бұрын

    I was laughing so hard during the chainsaw bit and I was begging for it to be Funk.

  • @vegetalover9297

    @vegetalover9297

    9 ай бұрын

    Funk can't even barely walk now

  • @ronald-xs7sp

    @ronald-xs7sp

    9 ай бұрын

    True.

  • @justint8635

    @justint8635

    9 ай бұрын

    What world do you live in where you honestly think that Terry Funk is still in any way shape or form mobile

  • @zanon__

    @zanon__

    9 ай бұрын

    Even if he was, he wouldn't sign up for this trash. Once was enough. @@justint8635

  • @jpmagnus6909

    @jpmagnus6909

    9 ай бұрын

    @@justint8635 Straight up. Terry Funk now looks older than Dory.

  • @BennyRoc23
    @BennyRoc239 ай бұрын

    Stop! Yes? Hammer time. Oh.. god damn you!! Jim is fkn hilarious without even trying lol

  • @hwogrillo
    @hwogrillo9 ай бұрын

    If only Robocop and Chucky could have somehow been involved, we may have had the greatest wrestlecrap match ever. C'mon Tony.. you know where your Dad keeps his checkbook......

  • @jasonjimerson7046

    @jasonjimerson7046

    9 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    9 ай бұрын

    @@jasonjimerson7046 Trash.

  • @wilcee238

    @wilcee238

    9 ай бұрын

    RoboCop probably would’ve shot himself like the failed cyborgs in RoboCop 2.

  • @tacticalgengar420

    @tacticalgengar420

    9 ай бұрын

    Chucky is signed WWE 😭

  • @DavidOwen-yv8wz

    @DavidOwen-yv8wz

    9 ай бұрын

    And THE SHOCKMASTER! And THE YET-TAY! THE YET-TAAAY!!!

  • @Mr.Cynical92
    @Mr.Cynical929 ай бұрын

    I haven't been this excited for a Cornette review in a while. I had to sit through it live and I was thinking "I hope Cornette rips this match to shreds."

  • @realkb21

    @realkb21

    9 ай бұрын

    I'm so happy he did 😂😂😂

  • @bumpingseagull9392

    @bumpingseagull9392

    9 ай бұрын

    With a chainsaw

  • @MrDavisjones

    @MrDavisjones

    9 ай бұрын

    Rip it to shreds like a raccoon does to Corny's lawn.

  • @JohnnyFarang

    @JohnnyFarang

    9 ай бұрын

    SO many people were saying that on the official AEW clip 😂

  • @XombieLejon66

    @XombieLejon66

    9 ай бұрын

    To shreds, you say?

  • @JenzKeller
    @JenzKeller9 ай бұрын

    You got to give Brian his flowers for the timing and delivery of the "Stop. Hammer-Time"-gag.

  • @sticketer
    @sticketer9 ай бұрын

    As a professional wrestling fan, Oh boy, was I waiting for this one to come out. This is going to be a blast.

  • @SLICK8116

    @SLICK8116

    9 ай бұрын

    What a absolute 💩 show😅😂

  • @marc_andreroy

    @marc_andreroy

    9 ай бұрын

    Me too 😂

  • @ogarstyle

    @ogarstyle

    9 ай бұрын

    I bet... LOLz

  • @ogarstyle

    @ogarstyle

    9 ай бұрын

    When I saw the video title. Everything got put on hold. Jim did not disappoint either...

  • @marc_andreroy

    @marc_andreroy

    9 ай бұрын

    @@ogarstyle same lol

  • @InsignificantNick
    @InsignificantNick9 ай бұрын

    With how much Jim has defended Jeff Jarrett to Brian, it was cathartic to hear Jim say he was out on JJ here.

  • @wilcee238

    @wilcee238

    9 ай бұрын

    I’m the biggest admitted Double J fan there is and even I’m done.

  • @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    9 ай бұрын

    Yeah, that was brutal. Jeff probably isn't going to be happy when he hears about it.

  • @jamirimaj6880

    @jamirimaj6880

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasomanahhh JJ is just milking the money mark

  • @georgeh4171

    @georgeh4171

    9 ай бұрын

    JJ is the biggest carny of the bunch. He is milking Tony for all he is worth, well done Slapnutz!

  • @DickSocrates

    @DickSocrates

    9 ай бұрын

    I say it is about time. This hag is past his retirement and he was only sometimes good in his "prime." I can't stand Corny defending this muppet. OPEN YOUR EYES not just for this match but all the shit he has done especially in AEW.

  • @ConsCope
    @ConsCope9 ай бұрын

    This past Dynamite was the worst one they’ve ever had. I was extremely high and had to rewatch it the following day to make sure it wasn’t because I was close to being torched by the sun.

  • @christopher5706

    @christopher5706

    9 ай бұрын

    I need a toke or two after watching this "match."

  • @Oslymabinladen93

    @Oslymabinladen93

    9 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Oslymabinladen93 Trash.

  • @eiephants

    @eiephants

    9 ай бұрын

    You know it's BAD bad when you can't even enjoy it when you're high.

  • @rjmq433

    @rjmq433

    9 ай бұрын

    I was drunk af when i watched and could barely enjoy it

  • @mr.rocket9306
    @mr.rocket93069 ай бұрын

    When the review is more enjoyable than the match itself.

  • @justamutt5294

    @justamutt5294

    9 ай бұрын

    true dat

  • @justint8635

    @justint8635

    9 ай бұрын

    It's pretty much been that way for just about every piece of horseshit that AEW has put out

  • @Deans-jm3uf

    @Deans-jm3uf

    9 ай бұрын

    I skipped the match knowing this review would be infinitely more entertaining

  • @jpmagnus6909

    @jpmagnus6909

    9 ай бұрын

    Hey you should have seen how many viewers this match and the Bucks match lost.

  • @justint8635

    @justint8635

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Birdman669 cut the fake tribalism bullshit. Just because someone is critical of AEW doesn't mean that they think WWE can do no wrong. Christ on a crutch.

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial9 ай бұрын

    Us Jeff Hardy fans: look at how they massacred my boy

  • @joegreene7619

    @joegreene7619

    9 ай бұрын

    His whole career has been moronic crap.

  • @RavenGlenn

    @RavenGlenn

    9 ай бұрын

    Jeff has massacred himself his entire career. This is just the result of it.

  • @jpmagnus6909

    @jpmagnus6909

    9 ай бұрын

    Jeff jumped that particular shark back in 2011.

  • @georgeh4171

    @georgeh4171

    9 ай бұрын

    @@jpmagnus6909Jeff Jumped the Shark whilst chasing the Dragon😂

  • @8thaccount535

    @8thaccount535

    9 ай бұрын

    He needs to retire, Matt too. It's painful just watching them move.

  • @wilcee238
    @wilcee2389 ай бұрын

    On the plus side, at least we now all know exactly which match is definitely going to be on the AEW Dark Side Of The Ring episode AND the Rise And Fall of AEW, WWE special.

  • @UncomfortableShoes

    @UncomfortableShoes

    9 ай бұрын

    I have a private hobby of keeping track of those moments for AEW and you’re right. If WWE were smart they’d reuse the Mike Graham “Never drew a dime” clip about Jeff Jarrett.

  • @georgeh4171

    @georgeh4171

    9 ай бұрын

    There was no “Rise” with AEW. It would be the Birth and Decline of AEW.

  • @WarGhoulKharas

    @WarGhoulKharas

    9 ай бұрын

    One of many. The first Fyter Fest (Fyre Fest Parody), Ghostbusters, Space Jam, the Mimosa match, the botched falls through tables.

  • @natebaxter9551

    @natebaxter9551

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@WarGhoulKharasconstantly blading on TV, everything Jericho, Rick Ross.

  • @12ozmouse99

    @12ozmouse99

    9 ай бұрын

    @@georgeh4171to be fair, I thought I saw it flutter for a bit, but “rise” is an exaggeration.

  • @sarjeshkhadgi2841
    @sarjeshkhadgi28419 ай бұрын

    This match had Vince Russo written all over it

  • @wilcee238

    @wilcee238

    9 ай бұрын

    That’s an insult to Vince Russo.

  • @jwnj9716

    @jwnj9716

    9 ай бұрын

    Bro....come on bro.

  • @rizkyanandita8227

    @rizkyanandita8227

    9 ай бұрын

    Bro I don't think Vince Russo is this crazy, Bro.

  • @justint8635

    @justint8635

    9 ай бұрын

    Tony Khan is absolutely no different than Vince Russo

  • @ronald-xs7sp

    @ronald-xs7sp

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@rizkyanandita8227No. Just crazy enough!

  • @carlosr6462
    @carlosr64629 ай бұрын

    what a great use of Jeff Hardy, JJ and Jay Lethal

  • @dejuans1328

    @dejuans1328

    9 ай бұрын

    They'll never live this down.

  • @Sky_Blaze

    @Sky_Blaze

    9 ай бұрын

    Who gives a fuck about JJ in 2023

  • @matthewhostetter8974

    @matthewhostetter8974

    9 ай бұрын

    But remember the AEW diehards will get made if we criticize this match, but they won't people forget the Miz/Priest Zombie match.

  • @Sky_Blaze

    @Sky_Blaze

    9 ай бұрын

    @@matthewhostetter8974 aew fans dont realize how stupid they look. Wwe and aew are trash wish fanboys would realize it.

  • @travismcdonald6576

    @travismcdonald6576

    9 ай бұрын

    Jeff Hardy is old hat.

  • @619AJ
    @619AJ9 ай бұрын

    The Texas Chainsaw video game is already off to a better start than the AEW video game.

  • @Ryanonfire03
    @Ryanonfire039 ай бұрын

    This is one of those times you can totally tell Little Tony was sitting in front of his TV late 80s/early 90s just loving what WCW was putting on. Just storing up ideas in his diary for when he has his own wrestling fed one day.

  • @justint8635

    @justint8635

    9 ай бұрын

    Vince Russo lives on in Tony Khan

  • @emobassist

    @emobassist

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@justint8635at least Russos booking could be entertaining in the same way you watch a car wreck you can't keep your eyes off it This is just bottom of the barrel bargin bin DVD C movie that kids make for their parents and they tell them it's good just to be nice when in reality it's crap because they don't know what they are doing

  • @warwickben

    @warwickben

    9 ай бұрын

    100k$ donated to Hawaii was the reason for the match

  • @georgeh4171

    @georgeh4171

    9 ай бұрын

    Before AEW started Tony went on interviews saying he would not make the same mistakes as WCW😂 Now here he is going down the exact same road😂

  • @erickmack4131

    @erickmack4131

    9 ай бұрын

    @@chuckles9767fantasy booking shockmaster right will reverse the curse

  • @nkotbfreak2983
    @nkotbfreak29839 ай бұрын

    Was surprised to hear Jim coming back with Please hammer dont hurt em after Brian's hammer time comment, this man will never cease to amaze me 😄

  • @Eric__-ew3zv
    @Eric__-ew3zv9 ай бұрын

    I can’t wait to hear them review the MJF and Adam Cole segment, Tony Khan yelling at them like everyone doesn’t know he’s a joke and a push over really did it for me 😂

  • @DavidOwen-yv8wz

    @DavidOwen-yv8wz

    9 ай бұрын

    YES! He’s now booking HIMSELF as a cool, but edgy, boss, who is FEARED and respected by the wrestlers. Jesus Christ…..

  • @pabloschweinsteiger3954

    @pabloschweinsteiger3954

    9 ай бұрын

    Shades of Vince Russo 😖😂

  • @SuperPeterok

    @SuperPeterok

    9 ай бұрын

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre match was more believable than Khan booking himself

  • @matthewhostetter8974

    @matthewhostetter8974

    9 ай бұрын

    @@DavidOwen-yv8wz That was comedy gold, what was worse was the moment he opened the door and saw the camera was on he smiled and broke character going back coked out mark we know he is.

  • @getschwifty9531

    @getschwifty9531

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@matthewhostetter8974I've got to fucking see this lmao what a smug chode.

  • @wakelesspluto1792
    @wakelesspluto17929 ай бұрын

    The very first horror video game was Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Atari 2600. So, its been done before all the way back in the 1980s. Thats your fun fact for today.

  • @sprnightfire

    @sprnightfire

    9 ай бұрын

    Yup I remember that game. If your chainsaw runs out of gasoline you died.

  • @bw3230

    @bw3230

    9 ай бұрын

    Not trying to start an arguement but Haunted House for the Atari predated Texas Chainsaw Massacre by a year. There were other horror video games earlier. There was a computer game 3D for the ZX1 called Monster Maze that could be considered the first horror game released in 1981. If you want to go father depending whether you consider the Magnavox Odyssey a real video game system, the Haunted House from 1972 might be the first horror game but that's stretching it.

  • @WyattHolliday

    @WyattHolliday

    9 ай бұрын

    @@bw3230 Shit this boy know his stuff! In all seriousness, I remember Haunted House! That was a fun one.

  • @wakelesspluto1792

    @wakelesspluto1792

    9 ай бұрын

    @@bw3230 Yes you are right im foiled again. However, its called haunted house but it doesn't have much going for it In the horror department. But it was the 80s. Maybe a giant orange ball scared kids back then. I don't know.

  • @bw3230

    @bw3230

    9 ай бұрын

    @@wakelesspluto1792 It was the green V-shaped bat in the game that instilled terror in the hearts of us kids back then.

  • @OpethFanatic
    @OpethFanatic9 ай бұрын

    As soon as I saw "Leatherface" stumble out of the entrance way, I could practically hear Corny's blood vessels pop

  • @machellehobbs215
    @machellehobbs2159 ай бұрын

    Is Karen Jarrett the new AEW "Brandi" ?

  • @ShawnRakar

    @ShawnRakar

    9 ай бұрын

    Totally!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theoelliott4649

    @theoelliott4649

    9 ай бұрын

    She Definitely got go away heat !

  • @greenbasterd9425
    @greenbasterd94259 ай бұрын

    Funny story: One Halloween many moons ago, my friend's dad (RIP) put a Jason mask on and was scaring little kids revving up one of those small, not full size, chainsaws with no chain. We got the cops called on us in about 20 mins. But those kids' memories probably lasted a lifetime.

  • @jpowers55
    @jpowers559 ай бұрын

    You're right, Jim. I play video games because I have too much time on my hands. I'll keep that in mind the next time I think about whether or not I should listen to your next 4 hour podcast episode.

  • @MartynParsonage

    @MartynParsonage

    9 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @shanefrederick7731

    @shanefrederick7731

    9 ай бұрын

    You can listen to a podcast while you do other stuff. Gotta be fully focused on the games

  • @ayeyobossman6151

    @ayeyobossman6151

    8 ай бұрын

    @@shanefrederick7731no you dont lol

  • @michaellamb4001
    @michaellamb40019 ай бұрын

    Cody could have been the chainsaw guy but no he is stuck in the WWE just getting put over by Brock, he must be so disappointed.

  • @wilcee238

    @wilcee238

    9 ай бұрын

    Cody probably saw this and laughed like DeNiro in “Cape Fear”.

  • @MorpheusASmith

    @MorpheusASmith

    9 ай бұрын

    LMAO! Although I agree this match was the shits and that Cody's career is definitely better in the WWE. The bottom line is that Cody was a bitch in AEW. He booked himself like shit, hardly showed up for work (because he was too busy trying to be like The Rock and get Hollywood to notice him) and single handedly destroyed the reputation of the TNT title. As bad as AEW is, it would have been much worse had Cody stayed. The man had serious (dead) daddy issues.

  • @TimeBomb014X

    @TimeBomb014X

    9 ай бұрын

    When Cody Rhodes coulsnt be the fake Leatherface in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre match, that's hard times, when Cody is making millions headlining PPVs against stars like Roman Reigns & Brock Lesnar, that's Hard Times!

  • @ValiantWrestling

    @ValiantWrestling

    9 ай бұрын

    You mean Jobbing to Roman Roids at WWE's biggest PPV of the year. Lmao.

  • @ValiantWrestling

    @ValiantWrestling

    9 ай бұрын

    @TimeBomb014X Losing to Roman Roids and Mania and a pityful victory over a part timer like Lesnar, oh yeah Cawdy's definitely winning, lmao. He'll never get out of his daddy's shadow like his half-brother could never.

  • @RealSpudsBuckley
    @RealSpudsBuckley9 ай бұрын

    I was in the building live for this & God did it bomb live.. Aew also pumps the sound up for the TV show. It was dead silent in the building during this match ( & must matches) You could easily hear the Wrestlers calling spots all night

  • @leelohaskin7941

    @leelohaskin7941

    9 ай бұрын

    You nor them should live this down😂😂 jk /my sympathies

  • @georgeh4171

    @georgeh4171

    9 ай бұрын

    The AEW fans on Reddit are always accusing WWE of pumping in crowd noise during popular segments. Seems their precious AEW is the one doing it 😂😂

  • @RealSpudsBuckley

    @RealSpudsBuckley

    9 ай бұрын

    @@georgeh4171 both companies are guilty of pretty much the same nonsense

  • @isaaclikesturtles

    @isaaclikesturtles

    9 ай бұрын

    Im actually on the flip side of this as I've gone to a few shows. Aew production is actually kind of crap at times from the music sounding not as clear in the broadcast and chants actually being toned down. You can tell from this match though that the crowd was bored and the sound reflected that but I've been to shows where I can't hear myself speak and the broadcast is has this wierd muted sound to it

  • @RealSpudsBuckley

    @RealSpudsBuckley

    9 ай бұрын

    @@isaaclikesturtles yes I'm sure aew is tuning down the chants 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @BrandonTaylor-wi2mv
    @BrandonTaylor-wi2mv9 ай бұрын

    I was waiting for The Shockmaster to trip and fall through one of the walls

  • @dchappell05

    @dchappell05

    9 ай бұрын

    Give it time my son. All good(bad) things come to those who wait 😂

  • @d3ath8ybac0n4
    @d3ath8ybac0n49 ай бұрын

    Worked at a haunted house and we took the chain off like Jim said. It was very effective. 😂

  • @tom-

    @tom-

    9 ай бұрын

    They do that at Universal Studios for Horror Nights its effective in the dark

  • @d3ath8ybac0n4

    @d3ath8ybac0n4

    9 ай бұрын

    @@tom- oh yeah, and like Jim said the smoke if it's gas powered further leads the suspension of disbelief.

  • @psychobluesfxt
    @psychobluesfxt9 ай бұрын

    As a kid on Saturday mornings we had video games and cartoons. As an adult we have M-rated video games, and this beautiful podcast ripping apart stupid stuff on wrestling this past week.

  • @liomelmyles

    @liomelmyles

    9 ай бұрын

    And we can still listen to this on a good Saturday morning we are blessed my friend

  • @BJORNArtist
    @BJORNArtist9 ай бұрын

    Pure "we bought a cheap wrestling ring and are putting on a show for Jeff and Jeff's birthday!" They've hit peak backyard fed, good for them.

  • @jamesblack893
    @jamesblack8939 ай бұрын

    "Broke 6000 guitars but never drew a dime" has never sounded truer .

  • @SuperPeterok

    @SuperPeterok

    9 ай бұрын

    He was a wannabe Hogan. Now he's going through his Taker cosplay phase

  • @NC-ck5oj

    @NC-ck5oj

    9 ай бұрын

    jeff jarrett is awesome

  • @georgeh4171

    @georgeh4171

    9 ай бұрын

    *Mike Graham shakes his head like D Lo Brown😂

  • @brandonhendrix7223

    @brandonhendrix7223

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@georgeh4171He'd have to have a head to do that. His ended up caked on his wall

  • @akamiguelsanchez9985
    @akamiguelsanchez99859 ай бұрын

    I’m utterly convinced it was Tony Khan as Leatherface

  • @wildwine6400
    @wildwine64009 ай бұрын

    I see Meltzer has avoided a rating on this. I guess Tony Khan paid him to not get a negative star rating. He often avoids rating bad AEW matches

  • @darthraider450

    @darthraider450

    9 ай бұрын

    A rating of Negative One ;)

  • @RavenGlenn

    @RavenGlenn

    9 ай бұрын

    It's shocking when something is so bad in AEW that even Meltzer can't bring himself to still give it 4 stars or more.

  • @matthewhostetter8974

    @matthewhostetter8974

    9 ай бұрын

    Of course, Meltzer wasn't going to rate this match, but he remembered to shit on the Miz/Priest match. Also, Meltzer might be in time-out, he gave the Buck/Gunn Club match 3.75 stars. Remember Tony threw a tantrum for not giving Jericho a 5-star match.

  • @wildwine6400

    @wildwine6400

    9 ай бұрын

    @@chuckles9767 yeah, he didn't rate the women's match either on the show. Yet he rated the zombie match badly, which was a normal match for the most part with a silly thing after the match.

  • @jpmagnus6909

    @jpmagnus6909

    9 ай бұрын

    @@matthewhostetter8974 Bucks vs Gunns got 3.75? How? Even the mark-site and dirt sheet apologists couldn't bring themselves to say anything positive about that match.

  • @segagenesis7708
    @segagenesis77089 ай бұрын

    This match was like the worst of TNA, 2000 WCW and WWE put together.

  • @romelmunoz7957

    @romelmunoz7957

    9 ай бұрын

    And what they all have in common?? Jeff Jarrett.

  • @georgeh4171

    @georgeh4171

    9 ай бұрын

    “I won’t make the same mistakes as WCW and TNA” - Tony “The Kid” Khan

  • @segagenesis7708

    @segagenesis7708

    9 ай бұрын

    @georgeh4171 Oh he will never live that down.

  • @segagenesis7708

    @segagenesis7708

    9 ай бұрын

    @romelmunoz7957 Plus, the worst iteration of the Horsemen, AND the worst iteration of the nWo in WCW. Both had Jarrett.

  • @DickSocrates

    @DickSocrates

    9 ай бұрын

    :D@@romelmunoz7957

  • @QCS_AdamCole
    @QCS_AdamCole9 ай бұрын

    Also, pop for Brian's "hammer time"... Love it when he gets one on Corny

  • @TheWill1225
    @TheWill12259 ай бұрын

    I’ve never been so happy to see a Cornette clip pop up on my KZread algorithm thingy

  • @TomFoolery350

    @TomFoolery350

    9 ай бұрын

    Absolutely, when I saw the notification, I was rubbing my hands like dinner was ready. 😂

  • @MyNameIsUnavailable

    @MyNameIsUnavailable

    9 ай бұрын

    It's Jim CORN - E -TET

  • @xanzpatrie
    @xanzpatrie9 ай бұрын

    I laughed all the way throught this but when he mentioned Christine Jarrett that's when I lost my shit. Great stuff, Jim, there's no one like you.

  • @xoynialedmcesoentill6034

    @xoynialedmcesoentill6034

    9 ай бұрын

    Thankfully not, garbage political agenda pushing shill

  • @hendersongalbreath1072
    @hendersongalbreath10729 ай бұрын

    "Stop." "Yes?" "Hammer time!" 🤣 I'm really digging the music references lately.

  • @savievere9759
    @savievere97599 ай бұрын

    I caught the end of this match and some of the clips and the first thing that came to mind was, "why in the world would someone want to pay homage to the bad ideas of early 90s WCW?"

  • @DaggerPrince
    @DaggerPrince9 ай бұрын

    the funny thing is. considering how much cornette loves comic books, if he was born in this day and age he would 100% be a gamer. 😂cuz then little jimmy could play as all his favorite heroes.

  • @ErikBraun_06
    @ErikBraun_069 ай бұрын

    I'm a huge Lethal and Jarret mark, this match made me feel really bad for them, i hope they are at least making some good money

  • @dewforpolitics
    @dewforpolitics9 ай бұрын

    Now this is how you start off Saturday morning to hear Jim’s review of the worse AEW match in history, that Texas Chainsaw Massacre death match. Although the proceeds went to charity, it was an awful match that would turn any potential wrestling fan off from ever wanting to watch wrestling again. It was WCW 2001 awful. This is why I DO NOT watch Dynamite.

  • @notgonnapay

    @notgonnapay

    9 ай бұрын

    More like early-90s WCW...I was waiting for the mummy to come out and start fighting.

  • @harishsubramanian1241

    @harishsubramanian1241

    9 ай бұрын

    What proceeds? Tony is rich enough to donate that money without showcasing this pathetic excuse for an epileptic brain fart.

  • @Kevinc2828

    @Kevinc2828

    9 ай бұрын

    @@notgonnapay I think you meant the YETI L M F A O .

  • @RockandrollNegro

    @RockandrollNegro

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Kevinc2828 The YE-TAAY

  • @jonlafontaine4068

    @jonlafontaine4068

    9 ай бұрын

    @@notgonnapayyou mean just come out, bear hug and hump?

  • @mcwhorter141mcwhorter8
    @mcwhorter141mcwhorter89 ай бұрын

    Every time aew screws up Jim gets a thousand new subscribers.

  • @chroniclesofnigeria1358
    @chroniclesofnigeria13589 ай бұрын

    i laughed, i cried, but most importantly I didnt tell another soul i watched it.

  • @trane1959
    @trane19599 ай бұрын

    I’ve been waiting since Wednesday to hear this. I’m sorry you had to sit through this mr cornette but this video makes my week.

  • @MultiBlack17

    @MultiBlack17

    9 ай бұрын

    This may have been the most hyped I've ever felt for a Corny review 🤣🤣

  • @Pogo113
    @Pogo1139 ай бұрын

    Hey Jim, I manage a warehouse in Florida. Every day is 93 feels like 110. I listen to your show the most when I relax AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES after work. In the words of Shane Douglas to Taz in 1997 - "calm the fuck down"

  • @xoynialedmcesoentill6034

    @xoynialedmcesoentill6034

    9 ай бұрын

    They make money mocking half naked people rolling around on tv, not to mention all of the forced 'political/social' influence push that evil wants one to cover.

  • @MrRjh63

    @MrRjh63

    9 ай бұрын

    ehh part of his hate of video games is because of Kenny Omega and co are big into them imo.

  • @fishin4bass2002
    @fishin4bass20029 ай бұрын

    I would love to see cornettes reaction to Tony saying he would use Chat GPT to write his shows and has already experimented with it.

  • @RationalGaze.BingChillin

    @RationalGaze.BingChillin

    9 ай бұрын

    I think chat GPt would do better than Tony no joke lol

  • @WyattHolliday

    @WyattHolliday

    9 ай бұрын

    Why did he stop? Did it come up with better shows than him?

  • @mecenaterooms8204
    @mecenaterooms82049 ай бұрын

    Brian - Stop! Jim - What? Brian - Hammer Time. Am ded XD

  • @leedowling1448
    @leedowling14489 ай бұрын

    this match hurt me jeff jarrett was one of my favourite wrestlers as a kid, in the teenage years TCM was one of my favourite movies and the game was even made in my home city, i went to school with one of the devs, this cut deep

  • @vhvelazquez7187
    @vhvelazquez71879 ай бұрын

    NXT Heatwave has a better build than AEW All In

  • @markm734
    @markm7349 ай бұрын

    I'm glad I got to hear Jim say it. That's all I needed.

  • @AndrewClement
    @AndrewClement9 ай бұрын

    I watched this live. I've never been so disappointed in wrestling

  • @darthraider450

    @darthraider450

    9 ай бұрын

    The ratings are going to be boosted out of curiosity 😂

  • @justint8635

    @justint8635

    9 ай бұрын

    I mean, it's an AEW show you went to. At this point, you didn't expect something that would make you feel embarrassed? They're a joke. How more instances do people need?

  • @TimeBomb014X
    @TimeBomb014X9 ай бұрын

    Man that's an achievememt, when Jim says your hockey chainsaw match is more phoney than wwe's zombies at ring side eating John Morrison

  • @hectic105

    @hectic105

    9 ай бұрын

    That’s where I disagree with Jim. This was really dumb, but not as dumb as a group of actual zombies eating Morrison and the Miz (just for them to be fine the next day of course). Really, it’s splitting hairs, but I’d still put that as more ridiculous, even if it’s by a small margin.

  • @georgeh4171

    @georgeh4171

    9 ай бұрын

    Both were dumb, but WWE always said they were an entrainment show first and wrestling second, so it’s not so bad. AEW claims to have “Real Sports Feel” 😂

  • @TimTE01

    @TimTE01

    9 ай бұрын

    WWE also did their match during the Pandemic.

  • @TimeBomb014X

    @TimeBomb014X

    9 ай бұрын

    @@georgeh4171 sport based presentation, dont know which sport involved chainsaw wielding cannibals

  • @seventhseventhnineteen2215
    @seventhseventhnineteen22159 ай бұрын

    "He was a peripheral player in a dog fucking." I lost it...😂😂😂😂

  • @beard_belichick4216
    @beard_belichick42169 ай бұрын

    I already knew I couldn’t wait until Jim had his option on this but when leather faces stunt double came out I NEEDED to hear Jim’s opinion.

  • @aaronmonette7849
    @aaronmonette78499 ай бұрын

    This whole review was a box of awesome, but Jim's "what's the frequency Kenneth?" Iine at the end was the cherry-filled icing on the cake, topped with a kiss of perfection😅🎉

  • @basedelon
    @basedelon9 ай бұрын

    Texas Chainsaw has been remade a few times I think.

  • @joroma526
    @joroma5269 ай бұрын

    When Leatherface came running out he looked liked Tony Kahn on some bad coke

  • @jocam21
    @jocam219 ай бұрын

    0:22 in "WHAT?!?!" 😂😅😅 already has me laughing.

  • @larrylinguine
    @larrylinguine9 ай бұрын

    Lol "froks" 16:31

  • @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    9 ай бұрын

    I'm surprised Brian didn't catch that.

  • @toddmcdonald8881
    @toddmcdonald88819 ай бұрын

    This “match” was EXACTLY what I had expected the minute I saw the promo of it the week before. I only watched it for the LAF level they were reaching out for.

  • @bobafreeman
    @bobafreeman9 ай бұрын

    Jim bit HARD on the "Stop. Hammer Time." hahahaha

  • @bigcap1658
    @bigcap16589 ай бұрын

    The energy of this videos title perfectly matches this disaster perpetrated on national television

  • @RationalGaze.BingChillin
    @RationalGaze.BingChillin9 ай бұрын

    This was indefensible… it’s even WORSE when you consider this gets TV time and you count how many talents have not been used for months

  • @georgeh4171
    @georgeh41719 ай бұрын

    Nice to have a “Death Match” as a tribute to the victims in Maui 😮

  • @ilikepepsi3883
    @ilikepepsi38839 ай бұрын

    “Stop. Hammer time.” had me crying. 😂

  • @keeganhurley119
    @keeganhurley1198 ай бұрын

    Cornette hates Jarrett now. Never thought I’d see this day.

  • @jonpike9502
    @jonpike95029 ай бұрын

    I was completely dumbfounded and speechless. Jesus fucking christ!!! Texas death match in NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE. The intelligence level of this company is mind boggling

  • @johneschen308

    @johneschen308

    9 ай бұрын

    There is a level of intelligence in AEW?

  • @DavidOwen-yv8wz

    @DavidOwen-yv8wz

    9 ай бұрын

    Yes! When l first heard from flabbergasted comments on here, l was all, well, neither of these wrestlers are from Texas, and they aren’t in Texas? Silly me, not knowing it was a particularly poor way of promoting a video game….

  • @robertnapier624

    @robertnapier624

    9 ай бұрын

    Texas chainsaw massacre in the home of country music? Not Texas as in Texas chainsaw massacre?

  • @sheldonarmstrong9296
    @sheldonarmstrong92969 ай бұрын

    Was waiting! We really need Cornette in Context to go along with this.

  • @MarsNova
    @MarsNova9 ай бұрын

    “Sittin’ around, playing those got-dang VIDYA games!” 😂

  • @nineteenct
    @nineteenct9 ай бұрын

    “Stop” “Yes?” “Hammertime”

  • @wilsonjoshwilson
    @wilsonjoshwilson9 ай бұрын

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match!! 4.5 stars - Dave Meltzer

  • @jpmagnus6909

    @jpmagnus6909

    9 ай бұрын

    6.5 if it was in the Tokyo Dome.

  • @trafficosrs
    @trafficosrs9 ай бұрын

    Idc what anyone says this was the best The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match ever

  • @DavidOwen-yv8wz

    @DavidOwen-yv8wz

    9 ай бұрын

    Maybe top 5…

  • @darrenwalker257

    @darrenwalker257

    9 ай бұрын

    For now you change your mind even we get Jarrett vs Leatherface next week. After all got to defend that belt he won.

  • @chrisbachmann496
    @chrisbachmann4969 ай бұрын

    All we needed was RoboCop and Judy Bagwell on a forklift!! AEW is WCW 2000!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!

  • @QuynhNguyen-zw8uv
    @QuynhNguyen-zw8uv9 ай бұрын

    Stop! Hammer time! 😂😂 killed me.

  • @ADrunkBassist
    @ADrunkBassist9 ай бұрын

    I didn't watch this, thankfully, but from the picture I saw, it looked like a Ryobi chainsaw, which would mean it's a battery powered chain saw. Assuming there was even a battery in it, you'd need to pull the switch back to get it to run, it doesn't stay running like a gas powered chain saw and it doesn't sound like a gas saw either.

  • @LawrenceW78
    @LawrenceW789 ай бұрын

    Sometimes you just can't wait for the full podcast and have to give in and get a few spoilers Especially when it comes to something like this!

  • @Ocram_sokart
    @Ocram_sokart9 ай бұрын

    Death Match brought to you by Texas Chainsaw Massacre the video game/movie. Leave the knives and chain saw out of the props. Have Singh appear dressed as Leather Face Prop make the save for Jarrett.

  • @115switch
    @115switch9 ай бұрын

    These are moments i live for lol whenever something terrible happens in wrestling i look foward to the cornette reaction lol

  • @bradkaitting4638
    @bradkaitting46389 ай бұрын

    It’s sad to realize that Jeff Hardy’s DUI’s are more entertaining than his matches, and Jeff Jarrett can’t carry a tune to save his life anymore. What an absolute abomination.

  • @bigvito9008

    @bigvito9008

    9 ай бұрын

    Jeff Hardy ain't right in the head!

  • @jeepernj99

    @jeepernj99

    9 ай бұрын

    When could Jeff Jarrett carry a tube?

  • @georgeh4171

    @georgeh4171

    9 ай бұрын

    Jeff Jarrett is the most legit thing on AEW at the moment.

  • @bradkaitting4638

    @bradkaitting4638

    9 ай бұрын

    @@jeepernj99 I don’t know about a tube - I said tune. LOL! It was a euphemism on my part to describe how he no longer seems able to have a quality match.

  • @bradkaitting4638

    @bradkaitting4638

    9 ай бұрын

    @@georgeh4171 That’s a sad comment on the state of AEW.

  • @theconnected7234
    @theconnected72349 ай бұрын

    Brian walked Corny into that hammertime spot so well 😂

  • @xavierwilliams2228
    @xavierwilliams22289 ай бұрын

    Couldn’t wait for jim to review this… how did I miss it

  • @dolandarkxgrandayy6953
    @dolandarkxgrandayy69539 ай бұрын

    Classic AEW Match. Hardy and Jarrett should be so proud.

  • @gabrielkain1
    @gabrielkain19 ай бұрын

    I was in attendance in Nashville and this is the third Dynamite ive been to. This one was not good at all.

  • @1983jcheat

    @1983jcheat

    9 ай бұрын

    You're a Saint. 😂

  • @gabrielkain1

    @gabrielkain1

    9 ай бұрын

    @@1983jcheat True.....true.

  • @vanthdreadstar8039
    @vanthdreadstar80399 ай бұрын

    The commercial for Box of Awesome was fantastic. Great work.

  • @jcarreon1983jc
    @jcarreon1983jc9 ай бұрын

    I can't believe this was put on national TV.

  • @marc_andreroy
    @marc_andreroy9 ай бұрын

    Oh man… i have been waiting for this lol. I’m glad Jim caught the fake chainsaw noise over the PA system lol. Don’t get me wrong.. this match was BAD… but for me, it got so bad, that i started enjoying it. Much like how Brian enjoys Moxley for how bad he feels he is. I found myself just laughing my ass off at how absurdly ridiculous and bad everything was, i was rooting for it to get worse and worse lol. This match will forever hold a special place in my heart 😂😂😂

  • @MarquisLeary34

    @MarquisLeary34

    9 ай бұрын

    I remember when Leatherface was actually a wrestler in USWA and made his debut. At least then he was using an actual chainsaw (minus the chain of course).

  • @MrSircharles05
    @MrSircharles059 ай бұрын

    I haven't watched Dynamite in forever, but usually the way Jim describes a match makes me want to go and watch it. This isn't one of those times.

  • @ronald-xs7sp
    @ronald-xs7sp9 ай бұрын

    I've been waiting for this one!

  • @alexgeorgiev488
    @alexgeorgiev4889 ай бұрын

    I was so waiting for this. :D

  • @darthraider450
    @darthraider4509 ай бұрын

    Jim Chainsawed the Cornette into Cornetet 😂

  • @tonycordero6105
    @tonycordero61059 ай бұрын

    I love Jim Cornetet

  • @billsiebert2758
    @billsiebert27589 ай бұрын

    I swear that was Tony Khan as Leatherface!!

  • @bonesgo3973
    @bonesgo39739 ай бұрын

    After watching it, What is Jeff Jarrett doing? Does he need the money that bad!

  • @dejuans1328

    @dejuans1328

    9 ай бұрын

    Jarrett proved he can mudshow with the best of them.

  • @REVIVALFitness

    @REVIVALFitness

    9 ай бұрын

    He’s probably getting well over a million per year from Tony Khan for barely working. I could hold my nose too.

  • @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    9 ай бұрын

    @@REVIVALFitness He probably doesn't have to though, everyone else in AEW seems to have creative control, so there's nothing stopping him from telling TK to book him in something that isn't an embarrassment.

  • @Starkweather133

    @Starkweather133

    9 ай бұрын

    The man ran a cash for gold scam. He always needs money

  • @Eckalicious
    @Eckalicious9 ай бұрын

    That was the "1993 Hulk Hogan" version of Leatherface.

  • @oscarprinceboateng
    @oscarprinceboateng9 ай бұрын

    i had to go back and watch the match on youtube and yeah i noticed the chainsaw wasnt running lmao 😂😂😂

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