Knock knock... "Who's there?" "It's me, Jesus. May I come in?" "Why do you want to come in?" "To save you." "Save me from what?" "From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in."

@RayRodriguez-nx3bc

24 күн бұрын

Fantastic

Offended by a harmless word but has no problem telling someone flat-out they're gonna be eternally damned in hell. Wow.

@Capybarrrraaaa

3 жыл бұрын

It's things like this that really make me think that the majority of religious people are mentally ill. And I only say majority because of the frequency at which I see the following two traits overlap in my daily life. On one side it's all "you will suffer unfathomable pain a torment because you fell in love with the wrong person" and all of the violent and horrid ideas that comes with that, then on the other side it's "noooo not a naughty word". It's such a level of complete mental disarray that I just cannot fathom, and I believe that it shows that there's something not right in the head. Something has screwed up if you get offended by only the sound of 'fuck' but don't also get offended at the idea of an authority burning and torturing people for love.

@r.scottmacleod4564

3 жыл бұрын

@@Capybarrrraaaa Too bad Deniseotard is not a Muslim because if she was they would easily have coaxed her into blowing herself up by now!....she is correct about hell though because her hometown of Portland definitely is hell.

@haudace

3 жыл бұрын

@@Capybarrrraaaa if logical fallacies are a mental illness, then our entire species is in a lot of trouble.

@Capybarrrraaaa

3 жыл бұрын

@@haudace And has been for years. It's something that we deerly need to overcome.

@creativewriter3887

Жыл бұрын

They advocate things that are racist, anti-semtiic, and subscribe to a book that condones slavery, rape, misogyny, child abuse, murder, genocide AND xianity has a HISTORY of doing such things.. but the word "fuck" offends them????? REALLY? Where Jesus goes blood flows and not his own.. and the Roads of Auschwitz and Dachau are paved with stones from Golgatha and Damascus road (meaning the NT taught the world to hate and demonize people).

"Why the F did you call?" *gasping* *clutching pearls* ExKEYUUUUUZE ME? BWAHAHAHAHA This woman was pure comedy. LMAO

@davids11131113

9 жыл бұрын

Definitely a woman not at all used to being talked back to by her family and friends in her personal life. What a brat.

@BruceWayneofCamelot

9 жыл бұрын

Middle-aged housewives have some of the biggest egos I have ever encountered. If you force them to confront their beliefs they are the most likely to have a mental breakdown.

@stormsiren7207

9 жыл бұрын

Eru Illuvatar I agree. It's because they are sheltered and conditioned to believe it's their place to sit at home and be sponges on society instead of getting off their fat asses and doing something to make themselves actually useful, and having to earn respect from others in the real world instead of having it, or a facsimile of it, spoon-fed to them just because they're baby-makers.

@eatthisvr6

8 жыл бұрын

+free thinker you don't think raising children and running a home is useful? I disagree completely there fella. ps she's mental

@Mongo76

8 жыл бұрын

***** LMAOOOOOO She was so funny!

It's interesting how in her world saying fuck is offensive but she doesn't think telling people they will burn for eternity in hell is

@BruceWayneofCamelot

9 жыл бұрын

Common sense mixed with religion is a recipe for pure hypocrisy.

@lewisner

9 жыл бұрын

conor smith I bet she shouts "oh my god!" when she is fucking.

@twoxohxseven

9 жыл бұрын

+lewisner Denise: "Oh my god!" Male prostitute: Oh Denise, you feel so fucking good!" Denise: EXXXXXCUUUUUSE ME!?

@lewisner

9 жыл бұрын

Streetlife Serenader Ha ha class !

@TheMikeyX

9 жыл бұрын

Streetlife Serenader Loved that comment. Thanks.

"That is sooo messed up" Why yes, Denise. Yes it is.

I am a Christian and I make no bones about it. Translation: "I'm an idiot and I will show you the evidence."

@musememe1349

3 жыл бұрын

What’s so wrong about defending God.

@SC-zq6cu

3 жыл бұрын

@@musememe1349 If your god needs defending by puny mortals then its not a god. If its a god then it doesn't need defending by puny mortals. Thats whats wrong.

@musememe1349

3 жыл бұрын

Jesse Schoedel except I got a lot more resistance than her I’m not just defending God I’m defending Christ all of what they said it’s very offending.

@musememe1349

3 жыл бұрын

Jesse Schoedel oh their very capable of defending theirselves his God I’m saying that this is about not denying him Bible says it in red deny me infront of your peers I deny you infront of the father.

@musememe1349

3 жыл бұрын

Jesse Schoedel ok you don’t have too... thats your choice your free will and you’d be so much blessed if you had Faith.

It’s the “EXCUUUUSE MEEEE!!!” that always cracks me up. You know she’s just the kind of person to demand to see the manager, when she’s not happy about something.

@MovieMakingMan

Жыл бұрын

She’s definitely a Karen. I can see her ranting irrationally to a store manager.

@pavel9652

11 ай бұрын

I guess she couldn't produce the manager in that instance, so she had to weasel out of the nasty corner.

I'm actually glad that Matt didn't apologize for the F bomb. It's such a useful word, in so many situations and contexts, the Swiss Army Knife of words, a thing of sheer beauty. I recommend saying it at least once a day, to cleanse the palate and relieve unwanted stress.

@LordPrometheous

10 жыл бұрын

I stand corrected; he just apologized. Man, I was gunning for you, Matt!

@VIIflegias

10 жыл бұрын

SuperN0va i wouldn't call that an apology....

@LordPrometheous

10 жыл бұрын

VIIflegias Understood.

@LordPrometheous

10 жыл бұрын

FanaticTemplar Do you have far more curse words in French?

@tredzwater

10 жыл бұрын

SuperN0va - I'm not fluent in French, but there is an awesome statement in German that I'm rather fond of. It's "Lassen Sie sich umficken." (And, yes, using "Sie" makes it more powerful.) The translation is "Go get yourself refucked," but the connotation is so very cool. It says that you are so hopeless, so beyond any possibility of improvement that the only way you can be changed is to go back to the moment of conception and try again. LOLOL

"God is not great, Religion poisons everything" - Christopher Hitchens

@queenkhadija4627

5 жыл бұрын

🥂🤗

@jameshallgring2326

4 жыл бұрын

Even if God is great, religion still poisons everything.

@jameshallgring2326

4 жыл бұрын

@J w Your God = dead.

@THOMSY01

4 жыл бұрын

@J w , have a hug

@THOMSY01

4 жыл бұрын

@J w it was a mental hug, did you not get it?

I once knew a christian mugger. Well, *he* wasn't a mugger per se, all his victims mugged themselves..

@SusiPineapple

4 жыл бұрын

that is hilarious :-D

@rickabyg7914

4 жыл бұрын

.........and when he was caught, the judge offered him the option of going to prison. Poor ignorant fellow chose prison (I guess the other option of playing court jester for the judge's amusement wasn't that appealing.....so to speak).

@JohnMorris-ge6hq

4 жыл бұрын

Good one.....LOL

So jesus throws you a life preserver to save you from himself? ;)

@koilamaoh4238

6 жыл бұрын

Its more like YOUR EGO, since religious people are materialistic and greedy, their EGO must survive/...if religion offered no REWARD religion is like a drug.

@davids11131113

6 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the joke 'Knock knock......who's there?....It's Jesus I'm here to save you!.....Oh no, save me from what?.....From ME, if you don't open this door I'll break it down and torture and kill you!'

@ralfhaggstrom9862

4 жыл бұрын

@Toughen Up, Fluffy And LIES ! .....................

@noodlenoggin5854

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't reach for a life preserver offered by jesus - why wouldn't I suspect it had been intentionally sabotaged?

@ralfhaggstrom9862

4 жыл бұрын

@@noodlenoggin5854 The chains would be somewhere very near ...............

'EXCuuu-uuuu-uuu-se me?' Someone needs to sample that.

@cyansloth1763

5 жыл бұрын

OMG YAAAS!!!

@queenkhadija4627

5 жыл бұрын

🥂

@mtm9193

5 жыл бұрын

I come back every month just for that

@esands36

4 жыл бұрын

I completely agree. That'd be a funny message alert.

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

It deserves to be a meme

If Jeff Dee hears someone say he's going to hell he goes ballistic. I love it. Denise got off light. I've seen Jeff absolutely destroy Christians when confronted with this

@jamesu.2541

9 жыл бұрын

How do you prefer to live for eternity 1. FUCK hot girls/guys 2. FUCK hot girls/guys while burning alive If you prefer 1 choose heaven! If you prefer 2 choose hell!

@oldsaltshippers

9 жыл бұрын

James U. Hmmm, necrophilia or necrophilia with fire, such appealing choices. If wasn't all bullshit in the first place of course.

@jamesu.2541

9 жыл бұрын

oldsaltshippers not necrophilia? that is gross you're gross and its not bullshit why do you say its bullshit?

@oldsaltshippers

9 жыл бұрын

James U. I'm not surprised you have no idea what I'm talking about because you don't seem to be the brightest spark & your religion seems to have blunted your ability to think coherently. Let me put into simple words for you. You made the claim that there are 2 choices when you die.1. sex with dead people & 2 sex with dead people on fire. Only you also claim that this happens with an eternal life. I said you are talking absolute bullshit because a) you are making assertions which you cannot prove, b) you are making assertions that you know you cannot prove, c) no one has any proof of any life after death & d) other than yourself & a few other wierdos, no one wants to fuck corpses for eternity. I'd have said that you're the "kinda crazy" one. After all, which one of us believes there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do & doesn't intervene in your life until you die where the end result is having sex with dead people. You sir are a fucking certifiable loony. Enjoy your eternity of necrophilia wont you?

@jamesu.2541

9 жыл бұрын

oldsaltshippers " How do you prefer to live for eternity 1. FUCK hot girls/guys 2. FUCK hot girls/guys while burning alive If you prefer 1 choose heaven! If you prefer 2 choose hell! " where did I mention dead people?

I love this video, it goes to show how immoral Christianity really is.

@creativewriter3887

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY.. like I said above.. Xianity has a bloody of history from the first Pogroms to the Holocaust where MILLIONS of people have died and CONTINUE To be abused and killed and yet the f-word offends them and NOT the atrocities??? this lays bear their "morality" and their beliefs in Blood Magic and their obsession with blood, sex and bloodlust. It's a death cult.

@DrMonty-yr1kc

Жыл бұрын

@@rodseller9936 Then fuk Islam too lol

Matt: "Then why the fuck did you call?" Caller: *Triggered*

@amandasaurusbataar4021

7 жыл бұрын

Why shouldn't have he said fuck? Is she that emotionally fragile she needs kids gloves?

@amandasaurusbataar4021

7 жыл бұрын

Fuck is just a word, don't be a total pussy.

@amandasaurusbataar4021

7 жыл бұрын

Where do you live that people are such pussies though? Seems like I've hurt someone's poor fee fees.

@amandasaurusbataar4021

7 жыл бұрын

That's sad, we raised you to be tougher.

@johnvines4875

7 жыл бұрын

I thought only liberals get triggered.

I love when people use offense as a trap door out of an unwinnable argument

@Longtack55

4 жыл бұрын

"Fuck off Denise."

@piecrumbs9951

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. She gets backed up into a corner and slips out through the guise of civility. She can still hold the high ground as long as her opponent is "uncivil," even if their arguments completely stomp all over hers.

@pavel9652

Жыл бұрын

She brought a soggy noodle to the gun fight. I don't think she should have been granted such opportunity to bail out.

@starfishsystems

11 ай бұрын

It's a form of Ad Hominem fallacy. If your argument is failing, just pull out the "I'm offended" card and you're off the hook. Except you've lost the argument.

@ronwhitehouse23

2 ай бұрын

When people start using "offensive" language in a conversation to share ideas then the conversation is over, otherwise the respondent will start cussing to, and you have a screaming swearing match on your hands. CONVERSATION OVER VERY CLEVER.

This is by far my favorite clip from the show. It's all summed up in, "Oh, that's so messed up!" Why, yes, Denise, it is. And if you ever get to the point why it's messed up, you'll have opened your eyes.

@carnivalwholesale9809

7 ай бұрын

this one is mine as well, me and my Agnostic friend call this video "DA SAVIOR!" and we use it as a richter scale to measure how dumb a specific Christian is. We ask "is it much more stupid than DA SAVIOR or not?" lol!

I think the best analogy for the "you send yourselves to hell" claim is something like: A human father tells his children they must worship him and believe he has superpowers or else they are grounded. The children CAN'T believe their father has superpowers because there's no evidence of it, they fess up to their father and he grounds them for not believing he has superpowers. The children ask why he is grounding them and he retorts "I didn't ground you, you grounded yourselves." The children say, no we didn't, we just can't believe you have superpowers, but we don't want to be grounded. "Nope, grounded yourselves." See also an abusive spouse who says, "I don't want to hit you, you make me do it."

I imagine she only used him swearing as an excuse to get out of there. As if "filthy language" devalues a conversation. As Stephen Fry said... "The sort of twee person who thinks that swearing is in any way a lack of education... Is just fucking lunatic."

@roberthendry726

9 жыл бұрын

In the words of Spongebob, it's not swearing it's sentence enhancing. =D *Magic rainbow*

@kinagrill

9 жыл бұрын

Don't forget that it was some stoneage people who decided what specific vocal utterings would mean. Hell i have freedom of speech, so i can use whatever vocal grunts and gurrs as i wish. cuz to me it means something else!

@MikeBarbarossa

9 жыл бұрын

+charcharmunr she used filthy language throughout the entire call with her snarky, rude and bitchy tone and language

@thomashansen7007

8 жыл бұрын

+charcharmunr Oh of course she did. You can tell from the amount of time it took her to react. If it was sincere outrage she would have gasped as soon as he said "fuck," but it came a good second after his entire sentence was finished. This, plus her overall tone and the huge crack in her voice.

@alerojas2952

3 жыл бұрын

@@kinagrill Yeah but you are no expert on language so ultimately, your opinion doesn't matter.

Knock Knock.... "Who's there?" It's me, Jesus, Let me in "Why?" So I can save you "save me from what?" From what my father is gonna do if you don't let me in. Now do I win at logics?

@edwardmillard4398

8 жыл бұрын

+Bobby Duckett best quote ever

@edwardmillard4398

8 жыл бұрын

Mark Douglas por que?

@dongerramarco9617

8 жыл бұрын

Edward Millard got the quote from achmed

@edwardmillard4398

8 жыл бұрын

Mark Douglas yeah i've heard it before but why did you say it?

@Parmenionas

8 жыл бұрын

i knock at the door but no one answers , But i know that the guy behind the door is god because only he does not answer.

So, eternal torture in a lake of fire is perfectly acceptable, but if you drop the F bomb. . . . Bitch gets crazy and upset ? XD

@atheistickhan7216

6 жыл бұрын

gifgit That's how they act and behave in general.

Ahhh, christian logic, an endless supply of cheap entertainment.

@Randolphsw

10 жыл бұрын

i think I'm going to steal that phrase..Thx

@coyhampton3087

10 жыл бұрын

Randolph Williams You are welcome to use it anytime.

@AmazingAutist

6 жыл бұрын

*logic

@REDCAP32X

5 жыл бұрын

REDCAP32X 3 minutes ago (edited) Me...Did your country create prison? You..Yes Me...Did your country create the rules for which people will be sent to prison You...Yes Me...Does anything happen that doesn't go according to these rules You ...NO Me... So you country is ultimately responsible for sending people to prison. And your think that's a problem

@zahnpastacremetube

5 жыл бұрын

But your country doesn't claim to be loving caring and good. It claims to make rules (by elected leaders) and to reinforce them.

that woman is exactly the type that would watch a gay person being stoned in a village with a smile but react all horrified if her child cursed

Over the years, I've listened to this video 3 or 4 times. It just never gets old.

@sledgecorp

Жыл бұрын

Me too. And it's my go-to when I show someone else.

Imagine sharing eternity with this harpy

@brucebaker810

5 жыл бұрын

Never mind eternity. A full-term marriage. Or even a long car ride.

"That is why he's called... DUH... saviour." Really, you just can't expect to hear anything coherent from a person who speaks like that. She totally had that F-bomb calling, and golly, nobody lost anything from her bailing out like that. Matt doesn't have to put up with crap like that, that's why he's called... DUH... Dillahunty.

LMAO, I love how when she mentioned hell, Matt was like "I'm keeping quiet now because Jeff is about to tear you a new one."

I love how it's perfectly fine for her to say that all Atheists are going to burn eternally in hell, but she gets totally offended when Matt uses a swear word once to emphasis a point.

Excuuuuuse me?!?!?!?

@jwscheuerman

5 жыл бұрын

😅😅

@asgharabbas2193

4 жыл бұрын

Vicky gerroro does it better

When you hear the "Eeexcuuuuuuse meeee?", you know you've won.

@davids11131113

4 жыл бұрын

‘Thank you very much, this call is OVER! God bless, good BYE!’ ..... total win for the atheists.

I've watched this so many times and it never gets old.

@Sharon-fw9qw

10 ай бұрын

Me too!!!😂😂😂😂

2020, and I'm still coming back to this video.. This is one of the best calls in atheist experience history 😂😂😂

Man I'm so ashamed to say I've been there. I defended the irrational beliefs I used to hold until I lost and just abandoned the argument. It's such a horrible feeling, but at least it helped me get to where I am now.

@spaceace4387

5 жыл бұрын

Ever since I was a middle schooler I started doubting religion but I held on for it for a really long time because I was afraid of hell and for being treated like there was something wrong with me. That's right fear and guilt kept me in it longer than it should have and I didn't think those were the principles of a loving, compassionate god.

Denise is hilarious, I wish she was a permanent co-host.

@mbnall

8 жыл бұрын

I second that motion!

@anegrey

8 жыл бұрын

+devastator jr Yeah she seems like a lot of fun

@davids11131113

6 жыл бұрын

Denise the Christian liar is actually Stephanie Thomasen amateur aspiring Christian apologist.

@zgs12212012

4 жыл бұрын

davids11131113 Can we confirm this? Her voice reminded me of the horror that is Stephanie!

@deecook8393

2 жыл бұрын

Anybody who believes all that horseshit has mental issues. Adults believing in fairy tales.

"That is so messed up." Yep, sure is.

I love the big sigh at 3:12

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

Lol it sounded to me like she was taking a shit

@OfficerFredPowell

3 жыл бұрын

@@anandsuralkar2947 LOL!!! 😂

I threaten you with torture, yet I am offended by a dirty word. oh em gee

@cy-one

3 жыл бұрын

Why is it even a dirty word? I don't get people like Denise, I really don't. I'd guess she did the act the word describes at least a few times. And she's the product of it as well.

@larsthegunslinger

3 жыл бұрын

@@cy-one meh, societal norms for a current time period. mostly she used the word to metaphorically clutch her pearls in outrage.

@cy-one

3 жыл бұрын

@@larsthegunslinger ExcuUuUuUuse Me?! XD

@larsthegunslinger

3 жыл бұрын

@@cy-one 10/10 😂

'That is so messed up!' lol

@3:33 Matt nails it LOL "That is so messed up"! She finally got it LOL

Heaven can't be real. This is how I know. According to the Bible Heaven is a beautiful place, a paradise where your every wish is fulfilled, your every happiness never ending and a reality. Well, I am happiest with my family, in particular my two younger siblings. My brother is an absolute atheist. My sister is agnostic. If what Christians say is true, despite the fact that both of my siblings are wonderful people who take time out of their lives to help others and have never caused anyone harm, they're going to hell when they die. So now, let's assume I genuinely converted to Christianity. I follow the Bible, I accept Jesus as my lord and savior, I give my life to god, I accept Christianity as the only true religion, etc. I die and go to heaven, but my siblings aren't there. For all eternity they're rotting in hell, being mercilessly tortured and tormented for nothing more than rejecting the concept of god, who supposedly loves all his children. How can heaven be enjoyable to me at all when the people I love the most, those who bring me the most happiness, aren't there to share it with me?

@siphons92

10 жыл бұрын

Certainly a view of heaven I haven't heard :) From what I've read and was preached to growing up, it was essentially slavery. Every moment is spent praising god and singing about his glory for all eternity, and those who have been good and faithful throughout their lives would be rewarded in heaven (though I don't really understand how anything really gets better than simply spending eternity in "paradise" instead torture in hell). Another point I make is I remember being preached that as the faithful christians rise again when Jesus comes back to take them all up to heaven, they will get new bodies and there won't be any sadness or pain in heaven. Well, as I understand it, if there's not going to be any sadness or pain in heaven, then ultimately you won't give damn about your brother or sister in hell. If there's no sadness in heaven, you won't be sad that your brother or sister are in hell. The whole point you make with "How can heaven be enjoyable to me at all when the people I love the most, those who bring me the most happiness, aren't there to share it with me?" is why a lot of christians are (obnoxiously) evangelical. They'll just be so sad if you're not there spending eternity with them eating skittles and farting rainbows in heaven. But if there's no sadness in heaven... how will they be sad you're not there? **Not quite sure about the rewards in heaven business,. If I'm wrong apologies.

@CanadianGuitarist

10 жыл бұрын

My great grandmother had her faith, but she was neither a churchgoer nor preachy. There are Christians who would say she doesn't deserve to go to heaven because she wasn't in church every week. But she certainly loved her neighbour. It seems to me if the Christian God commands worship in return for eternal life (or eternal punishment as a result), then He/She/It would be more clear with instructions (in that the theme of the Old Testament was worship and obedience, compared to the New Testament and "love thy neighbour"). That's why my faith devolved. If I can go a step further; let's say I'm wrong about afterlife (or ignorant, if you will), and there is, in fact, a heaven. If Nanny wasn't rewarded after the life she lived, then fuck such a place. I want no part of it.

@6chhelipilot

10 жыл бұрын

There are lots of ideas about what heaven and hell are like and who gets to go there. They can't all be right, but they can all be wrong. What does the Christian version of heaven have to offer the devout Hindu?

@siphons92

10 жыл бұрын

Again, just from what I read and was preached to, all your great grandmother had to have was unquestioned faith that Jesus was the savior of mankind and had to accept it in her heart to get past the pearly gates. Not going to church is what most christians use to gauge just how "good a christian" people are (at least that's how I was and the other christians I associated with). Sounds like she was a good person regardless :) ***** What does christian heaven offer a devoted Hindu? Nothing. They'd be going to hell with all the other good and generous people in the world that denied god's/Jesus' divinity. Fucked up isn't it? Lol

@davidtaliaferro

10 жыл бұрын

Because once you are in god's perfect presence you can only worship and adore him in all his glory and your past life is immediately forgotten??

this has to be one of my favorite exchanges on this show.

@davids11131113

4 жыл бұрын

It’s SJ Thomason, clearly drunk, no question it’s going to be hilarious!

I was a Christian until about age 10. I remember a day during Sunday School pondering on how absurd it all seemed. Imaginary Friend in the sky? Riiiiiight.

@chadrasmussen6127

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Im an atheist and i was a former believer. But then i grew up!

Great comedy! Denise gets the best lines throughout the sketch but Matt's punchline executed to perfection- iceing in the cake!

A person you can't see has thrown you a life-preserver you can't see to save you from water you can't see. *Be grateful, dammit!*

I love how Matt leaves this to Jeff. He knows what's coming

Oh please lady get real, you didn’t call in just to have a nice little chat, you called in to preach and judge.

This is, without a doubt, the best call in the history of the show.

"God's the one who pushed me out of the boat!!"

@charlesnorman4676

7 жыл бұрын

+Paula Catlover How did God push you out of the boat if I might ask? Charles Everything that we are is what we believe to be true, which is our perspective, our understanding of all that surrounds us author; God - quoted by; Charles Norman

@ringo666

7 жыл бұрын

Utter horseshit, Charles. Author, Clyde. quoted by Clyde. Your bible is the source of the claims about your god; the same book cannot be used as validation. If it could, then Harry Potter, Spider-Man, Tarzan and Doc Savage are all proven.

@charlesnorman4676

7 жыл бұрын

+clyde your hate keeps you blinded. Dont like peeps giving God credit there clyde, or do you think my quote is incorrect? +susancdwpg; keep exploring :) they knew it was wrong as God told them it was wrong. ask yourself what it was they didnt know about. answer: lies, to deceive everyone about God's authority

@charlesnorman4676

7 жыл бұрын

did not adam and eve both admit that God told them not to eat of that fruit?

@charlesnorman4676

7 жыл бұрын

gen 3:2-3 2 The woman said to the serpent, “From the fruit of the trees of the garden we may eat; 3 but from the fruit of the tree which is in the middle of the garden, God has said, ‘You shall not eat from it or touch it, or you will die.’”

"if matt refuses to give me a hundred dollars, he did not comit suicide" LMAO HAHAHAHA FUNNIEST QUOTE EVER

Denise rides the Short Bus to church.

@Ebiru2387

6 жыл бұрын

Meganstoy in the trunk. :)

@shadoweaglebear

5 жыл бұрын

Short bus too the short bus.

@AlanaGurl

3 жыл бұрын

With a helmet on lol

This is by far one of my favorite calls. I interpret it more as though jebus is holding your head under water and you have to beg for him to pick his foot up.

"That's why He's called 'DA Savior'."

Pascals Wager in pumps.

"EXCUSE ME"!? Lmao.

Thank youKZread for shining beacons of light on the religiously deluded. Moral Atheists such as myself are growing in number via public media outlets such as this by exposing the ludicrious delusional claims of religion.

@evolvedaustin4230

10 жыл бұрын

youreconfused Wrong again!

@evolvedaustin4230

10 жыл бұрын

Alrighty then! Don't forget to take your medication tonight!

@evolvedaustin4230

10 жыл бұрын

No I just don't argue with retards is all!

@TheCJHowes

10 жыл бұрын

youreconfused I don't believe in God, therefore I'm an atheist. Now tell me how that is a hoax.

@ringo666

10 жыл бұрын

youreconfused - Dumb fuck -- NOBODY "KNOWS" 'GOD' EXISTS, you can't prove SHIT. Without PROVING it, it's OPINION. In all life, there is fact and opinion, and faith is OPINION. Say what you want -- you will anyway, you're a dumb fuck that way -- but THAT is REALITY.

Hey Denise.....Now go get your fuckin shinebox

@FernieCanto

10 жыл бұрын

EcksKYOOOOOOOOSE MEEEEE???

@AbleReason

10 жыл бұрын

FernieCanto She had to be so relieved that Matt gave her an excuse to bail on the call.

Fascinating, how mere mortals can literally state the fate of others.

sad,sad delusional, misguided woman...

@sfullernj

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed. She's a moron

@jeffhart9916

5 жыл бұрын

weenore it is worse than that. She is completely devoid of logic, common sense and rational thinking. Basically she is incapable of normal thought processes and is just a brain dead fool.

This is one of the AXP all-time classics in my eyes, always fun to watch!

Just like a theist to play the victim when they’re backed into a corner. She had to find fault with Matt using an expletive? 🙄

Telling someone else that they're going to be tortured for eternity < Dropping the F Bomb

"Fake outrage" is rampant in our present day discourse. OMG I can't count how many times I have seen the conversation/debate instantly abandoned due to "hurt feels".... when you know it's really because they don't want to continue to be trounced.

I have heard this several times, it's still as both funny and sad that people still buy this ridiculous nonsense this women has buying.

"This is ridiculous. I am an atheist." fastest conversion to atheism ever.

youtube just recommended me this and for the past 2 years ive been in a bad position where i was taken in from homelessness to live with a christian family who the two heads of the household are exactly like this the wife pretends to sound reasonable and the husband doesnt even bother its his word or else so it feels like a real breath of fresh air to just see you guys sharing my struggle as fucked up as that sounds

@noracola5285

2 ай бұрын

I was homeless for nine years and if a family like that offered me to live with them I would decline. Even the Catholic women's shelter run by nuns wasn't that annoying I grew up with those kinds of kooks and my biggest regret is not having run away by the time I was 18.

But i never get tired of this video. The way he corners her with logic is miraculous. When she says "that is so messed up" i knew she was done for

If you don't like it when someone calls you stupid about a subject, then think of a rational response that supports your thinking and prove that you're not stupid.

"Does anything happen outside of your god's will?" "No" PWNED!!!

Jesus has thrown you a life preserver!!!! well he kicked me overboard... and he's bribing me or else he'll let me drown... *END OF CONVERSATION*

@AnaseSkyrider

8 жыл бұрын

+lancemichael gubat To be fair, that would be valid... IF you actually did anything wrong (as opposed to having done nothing deserving being thrown overboard and then given a shitty ultimatum). Like if we're gonna keep putting this into people terms, then if someone was trying to mug someone on a boat, in defense of that person's life, it'd be valid to have the mugger thrown overboard in the heat of the moment, and then the life preserver thrown overboard so the mugger don't drown and can be properly punished. Of course, in this analogy, no one is offering the mugger an ultimatum in exchange for getting to use the life preserver.

@froztbytesyoutubealt3201

8 жыл бұрын

and who let the mugger on the ship on purpose to begin with?

@AnaseSkyrider

8 жыл бұрын

lancemichael gubat Fair enough. Although in the context of the analogy itself... we didn't know the mugger was a mugger. Just thought it was a normal person.

This is so sad to see someone who is wrapped up in their faith so blindly that when they are confronted with the very scripture they believe is perfect, they deny their own scripture and can't realize they're doing it. Some atheist may think that the Christian knows they are telling the truth and he wants to insist on believing it but I will tell you as a former Christian who was this stubborn once before that the reason for this Behavior is because a person of faith truly wants to believe it is all true so they will naturally become mentally defensive and try to find different meaning to the verse or versus so it can once again make sense to them and seem like is still true. I was once a Christian like this and no amount of Confrontation moved me just like this man couldn't be moved but when I decided 2 rewrite how I believed as a Christian I ventured back into the Bible and started reading with an open mind hoping God would personally give me understanding for how I should live as a Christian and believe and the result was I found fallacy error and contradiction of the entire religion just by rereading the New Testament with an open mind. I had nobody to argue with, my common sense kicked in and I broke free of this lie. I feel bad for those who are still in this state of mind who have been confronted like this man was on this video and continue to believe this obviously wrong religion so blindly. This is what religion does to people it poisons their mind. You can even go as far as saying this mentality is like a disease, and to think religious people say that atheism is a disease LOL. Religion is very similar to a drug addiction. Atheism is not something we have to think about in our daily lives because we don't believe somebody's watching our every move, we just live our lives. There is no disease in that.

3:59 "Oh damn you logic! You rear your ugly head at me yet again!" so hillarious xD

If she told me I was going to suffer eternal damnation, I would ask who's doing the damning.

Saying fuck keeps the crazy religards away? That is valuable information. I'm replacing "the" with "fuck" from here on out.

@ooyo8253

7 жыл бұрын

Cole Trickle YEP! They're so childish and deluded that they will get offended by the mere mention of a curse word that's used as part of an exclamatory statement while at the same time being on a call in show basically telling these two good men that if they don't believe in her particular brand of baseless, nonsensical, dogmatic fairytale that they will be eternally burned and tortured. For simply not believing it because of a lack of evidence, huge contradictions, falsehoods and impossibilities. But she can't see it that way, she can't see the reality and the irony in her getting all huffy and offended over A WORD while she's saying the most outrageous delusional shit. I wish I could say it's unbelievable but its far to common of an occurrence.

@ringo666

7 жыл бұрын

Indeed -- I've had many topical discussions with theists, and EVERY SINGLE TIME when I've made a topical point and included "bad words" you can hear ON TV, they fixate on the bad word and ignore the rest of what I said. Then, when I point that out, they just dismiss me as an angry atheist.

@sagerider2

7 жыл бұрын

Want to exorcise the demons? Say "Fuck" 3 times in a row.

@jilliansmith7123

7 жыл бұрын

Jo Molly -- very well said! 100% agree.

This lady “argues” like my religious mother. Just states her opinion over and over, waits for a curse word, goes EXCUSE ME?!? and storms away. Like clockwork.

5:59 - The moment that Denise begins to freak out because she realizes that her god IS the one that sends people to hell.

Theist logic is just....wow...just....wooooow.... Here's a simple analogy. I'm walking home from the bar. A mugger stops me and pulls out a gun. "Give me your wallet or you're dead" he says. I refuse to give my wallet. He pulls the trigger, shoots and kills me. Question: did I just kill myself? Who is responsible for the action that caused my death?

Thank you God, for saving me from eternal damnation, a punishment you yourself invented.

Haha, the Mafia protection racket analogy is beautiful. 😒"Nice soul ya got here... It'd be a pity if some unscrupulous party were to, oh, I dunno, *send it ta Hell!*"

One of my favorite videos

What I really like about it is how she starts the whole hell thing by saying "I believe in a literal hell" Not "here's evidence for hell" (even a biblical evidence), not "the bible is clear that hell is literal" but "I just so happen to believe in a literal hell". Just shows how egocentric believers are. SHE believes in it. So, you better watch out.

I think Jeff Dee is a pretty cool guy. Eh does fantasy art for RPG books and doesn't afraid of anytheist.

OMG!! I was just like HER once!! It is hard to believe that I use to think and act this way!! Thank god I am an Atheist now! lol When I was growing up I had a mean as fuck step father. I use to fear him for what he would do to me if I did not do exactly what he told me to do. I did not LOVE him in any way, but I feared him in every way and that is why I did what he told me to do. This is how I feel about god. If you fear someone because of what they will do to you, that is not love, that is Domestic Violence!! It's almost like "spiritual rape" as far as I am concerned! I am so happy to be away from all that baggage, for the first time in my life I finally feel peace. Love you guys! I have learned so much just from these videos alone it is so uplifting.

Jeff Dee's brow fascinates me

"Jesus has thrown you a life preserver!" Um, Jesus also supposedly made you, the boat you fell out of, the water you're drowning in, and the air you're breathing to stay alive. Why not mention those as well as the life preserver?

Jeff Dee looks like a Romulan. (That's a compliment. Romulans are awesome.)

6:53 " without using filthy language?!?" And after she hung up, Denise went to read her Bible to expunge that filthy language from her memory... 2 Kings 18:27 But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? ... Denise quickly turns to a different book of the Bible.... Isaiah 36:12 But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? ( must be an important Bible lesson, otherwise why repeat it?)

Jeff looks like Jack Nicholson from the 1989 Batman movie when he smiles

"Ex-cuuuuse me!!" XD

@marianpalko2531

7 жыл бұрын

Jar Jar 2.0 😂

A Karen before they were called Karen. 😂

This is my Favorite Athiest Experience Episode By Far When Denise said EXCUSE MEEEE!!!! Was So Hilarious❤❤❤

When you don't have a leg to stand on after having your argument torn to pieces, use any excuse to get the hell out of there.

He is saving us from his crazy father!!

Concept of hell = Not offensive. Using the word 'fuck' = Offensive.

@insanetester1015

5 жыл бұрын

It's natural for immoral people to be coward.

6:46 "exccccuuuuseee me??" XD

This is my favorite clip! Hilarious!

LOL!!! "That's why he's called 'THE SAVIOR!'" Anyone else notice the resemblance between the sound of Denise's voice as well as her logic skills and Sarah Palin?

so god sent himself, in the form of his illegitimate child, to save us from what he will do to us if we dont let him save us. am i getting this right?

@kingchibot7923

9 жыл бұрын

Yep pretty much.

@gymratmuscle

9 жыл бұрын

It depends on which god you're talking about... There are so many!

lol that end jab by Jeff about her being tipsy is great :3

"That's gold, Jerry, gold!" Also, I love the shot about not being "tipsy" when you call in. Gold, Jerry, gold!