I feel like this guy has a lot of potential. I think he's gonna be big someday

@tujams

8 жыл бұрын

The man has had his own show for a decade... Did you get up from a comatose??

@deejaygrannie

8 жыл бұрын

+Tushar Jambhekar i think he meant it rhetorically

@tujams

8 жыл бұрын

+deejaygrannie Sorry man... Honest mistake, just saw some newbies feel Paul McCartney has potential after collaborating with Kanye West a few week back.

8 жыл бұрын

+panzerKO I'd give him a sitcom. 5 episodes or so. See how he goes...

@techo4Ugeeks

8 жыл бұрын

me too, possibly. sitcom….. will see

I half expected Newmen to come bursting out from behind the curtains to tackle Jerry when he was making those cracks at postmen.

*Seinfeld talking about smart phones. Amusing.*

@CalinSandici

10 жыл бұрын

He still has what it takes. _"Who shall I favor? Who shall I delete?"_ :)

@cindeluke1195

10 жыл бұрын

Crap forgot to watch..keep forgetting Leno's gone... ***** I'll check it out on new laptop later.. I always liked him..

@H0rux

10 жыл бұрын

Thanks Martin, this is priceless!

@KnowledgeSeeker78491

4 жыл бұрын

This same bit is on Netflix as brand new right now...cute

The gay french king part is 100 percent accurate

@Prometiumz

6 жыл бұрын

nickmordo all of his stand ups are 100% accurate lol that's one of the reasons he's an amazing comedian

@ernestomarcos0103

6 жыл бұрын

I disagree, gay French king is redundant.

@JustinCase99999

3 жыл бұрын

@@ernestomarcos0103 If you knew your French History, you would know French kings were very far from being gay.

@arthurhe5398

2 жыл бұрын

fem french king in the second decade

This guy's gonna be huge

@caughtcrjfever2107

7 жыл бұрын

Joe McKeown I see the shade😏😏😏

@MrCooj92

7 жыл бұрын

yyuuuggee

@bedwaaqcawsgurow6401

6 жыл бұрын

Nobody knew how huge he is.

@Ai-ikon

5 жыл бұрын

Hahha

@J2HATMgoo

3 жыл бұрын

@BHAGWAN. R/woosh

Jerry is a master to be honest, he can take any subject and dissect it to the point where there's literally nothing left to be said.

@rosselliotcreations

6 жыл бұрын

YourPalHDee Well said

@viksaggu9085

5 жыл бұрын

YourPalHDee It’s amazing how he can make PG things funny

@ddd1hhh

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not that hard if you sit around for a week (or more!!??) to create these five minutes…

This is gold Jerry, Gold!!

Ahhh, he's still got it!

@johnnytest9904

3 жыл бұрын

U still uploading?

It might be something wrong with me, but I really find this funny. The way he says it all, the irony, the sober truth, his voice, these are priceless! I love his kind of stand-up comedy. By the way, he looks like he (almost) hasn't aged at all.

@shreyshysharma

2 жыл бұрын

there's nothing wrong, he is amazing, and I love his very intelligent sweet comedy.

Afterall these years he still makes fun of Newman's job🤣😂

Fallon fake laughing in the background.

@p5rsona

7 жыл бұрын

I could see him fake laughing from my house.

@bigadz0r

7 жыл бұрын

was that a desk slapping i heard?

@PointlessSillyName

6 жыл бұрын

Entire audience fake laughing in the foreground. His act is what I imagine it would be like if Hollywood bigwigs decided to make a sitcom centred around a dull, unoriginal and unfunny performer and used "Wizard Of Oz" type smoke, mirrors and blindingly obvious PR propaganda in order to make many simple people think he was the funniest comedian ever. Oh, hang on...

@ahpacific

6 жыл бұрын

Erik Huerta LMAO SO TRUE.

@ImTheMan0fSteel

6 жыл бұрын

PointlessSillyName yeah, he’s really not funny.

He looks like Matt Lauer now.

@bohdisativa2941

6 жыл бұрын

Max Power not really but jews look like each other jerry has a few jew doppelgangers.

@DiamondTear

5 жыл бұрын

Uh-oh

Hahaha I still watch him on Seinfeld got every episode at home!!!!!!

I am amazed how Seinfeld can totally draw out so much unsaid humor of our modern lifestyles that everyone else overlooks. We really are missing something by not having him on TV anymore.

@oriraykai3610

10 ай бұрын

He needs to train his replacement. Comedians could benefit from having an understudy program.

These pretzels are making me thirsty

That's a beautiful tie.

@m.a.4949

4 жыл бұрын

Trump ties

I don't think Newman is happy with this set.

I can't stop imagining a bee talking to me xD

"juiced up hard rectangle" rofl

I am a mail carrier for USPS and that was hilarious!!

@OMGtheykilledKenny42

4 жыл бұрын

Finally a non-triggered response. :)

Hilarious!! Oh, the image of the Postmaster general, despairing and declaring the stamps are Just going to have to go up a cent!! LOL!!

The postal service description is DEAD ON.

@KnowledgeSeeker78491

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay Ce The fact that this bit is old and they just put this out just shows how out of touch with the USPS most folks continue to be. We've been delivering packages and being robbed with these pre-paid pensions that it's ridiculous

@OMGtheykilledKenny42

4 жыл бұрын

Lol these replies are certainly triggered, apparently taking themselves too seriously when he was clearly saying stuff like this for humor.

@KnowledgeSeeker78491

4 жыл бұрын

@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 Fuck his geeky, awkward ass. He's always had that punch me in the face type of attitude to me

That 'gay french king' line earned a chuckle...

Love when he looks over at Fallon at the end like “I just set the place on fire is that okay?”

He really needs to be on television again! He still kills it!

As always, this is brilliant. Nobody does social commentary better than Jerry Seinfeld. The gay French king bit had me rolling haha

@OMGtheykilledKenny42

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny because he's clearly not making fun of Gays or the French, just the fact that most of us with smartphones stoop down to such a "royalty" mindset lol. So he's making fun of everyone essentially.

That's why his show was #1.

@IvanCherganski

10 жыл бұрын

He was never a particularly funny part of the show, especially his stand up

@brunobravo3878

10 жыл бұрын

When seinfield first came out, it actually was not that popular. Recently, or less around early/mid 2000 it become popular.

@adriantheloser

10 жыл бұрын

Not at all. Just take your L, and leave. (Bruno)

@axelfoley1406

5 жыл бұрын

Well...Him AND Larry David.

15 year olds be like, who's Seinfeld?

@emmaforman

10 жыл бұрын

haha true. I'm 16 and Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows & Jerry one of my fav comedians, don't know many like me though.

@tweetybirdswagg

10 жыл бұрын

Emma Forman oh shut up

@stonicVLOGS

7 жыл бұрын

RoketRider I am 15 and i love seinfeld

@cupcakedog9686

7 жыл бұрын

RoketRider Me too

@Prometiumz

6 жыл бұрын

emma !!! Lol same I've probably seen every episode like 3 times

It's impressive/amazing how his style hasn't changed! It makes me feel like a child again when I use to see his shows, lol

@DigitalAndInnovation

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah- its amazing how much better comedy has gotten and how he still makes very sloppy attempts at observational comedy.

Why didn't Jerry wear the puffy shirt?

@craigward6647

4 жыл бұрын

Stephan Römer he don't want to look like a pirate

@collinnc2001

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@brittanysmoke9420

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

The"gay king george" part was hilarious. I've always enjoyed his comedy. Great job Jerry!!

@pappasays3932

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of people don't find Jerry funny as a stand up. But what I admire about him is how beautifully he crafts his jokes, the wordings, the pacing, the structure. Nobody does it better than him, since Carlin.

You betcha. Jerry hasn't lost it. He was great. Forgot how much I missed seeing him regularly.

And the whole time I'm thinking ``When is he gunna say Newman!``

Newman should have turned up in the end..

@tommyhaynes521

7 жыл бұрын

Hello Neuman %^)*@#$

@aniruddhapal2353

4 жыл бұрын

Hello Jerry.

I was expecting him to say "Newman" .. somewhere during that postman joke 😅

Thank you for posting. You've got a great show. Congratulations and good luck!

Jerry is pretty on point! I don't know many people that can go without there "rectangle!"

love the shots of jimmy losing it in the background

I didn't know what to expect but I found myself laughing a lot.....I was pleasantly surprised...I love Jimmy Fallon and the Roots....loved him on SNL and Late Night with Jimmy Fallon....I am glad that he is keeping most of the segments and games that he had on late night.....yay!!!!

@jerryseinfeld6239

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the love and support I really appreciate all the support you guy's are giving cos it keeps me going I really love to get in touch with my fan's and appreciate them for the love so you can reach me via WhatsApp : +16313886053 or via email :jerryseinfeld209@gmail.com

he just got it!? damn the mail is slow 😂😂

As a former carrier for the post office I can tell you why they are "struggling" so much... of course it would take months to accomplish... since the idiots running that place are so incompetent... Jerry nailed it right on the head when he said that they are using technology from 1630!!! I've always loved Jerry, he's a great comedian, but now he's an even bigger hero in my eyes!!! For those of you who work for the post office, you know exactly what I'm talking about... for those who don't work there, just wait for my book that's coming out. The entire corruption will be exposed and then EVERYONE will know how fucked up the postal service is. You ROCK, Jerry... YOU ROCK!!!

hes so talented, and it all makes perfect sense..

got me knee slapping on my couch brother that was hilarious

Yes! I can relate with everything he said. And that is why Jerry is hilarious. The love he puts into his work, such gifted talent, his well crafted material makes him the brilliant comedian he is.

Nearly every word serves a purpose. If you've seen this guy write a comedy bit. Even if you haven't. He's not just a comedian, he's a performer. And I don't mean that in a smug way. I mean go watch some other stand up from this channel the come back and compare. Listen to the rhythm and the diction of the words. The choices of consonants, of vowels. The breathing. All while performing like a marionette. It's all so subtle though mostly, but it adds up to something intangible . There's a reason he's one of the kings. He's an artist. I hate him for his talent.

@satiethetutor3337

9 жыл бұрын

Grae Hall Exactly right! Making clever observations is just one part of Seinfeld. I think you might be referring to the New York Times video he did on how to write a joke. He polishes his words, his expressions, the rhyme and rhythm and his voice so much, after coming up with the joke. The finished product is like a brilliant diamond

@YGTSTV

8 жыл бұрын

Grae Hall Brilliantly put. Amazing how bloody good Seinfeld is. Consummate professional who makes it look so easy but this 5min stand up routine probably took hours and hours of rewrites & rehearsals. Superbly written; this should be compulsive viewing for any budding young comedian wanting to get started in stand-up comedy.

@neekkhoue2457

8 жыл бұрын

+Grae “seven” Hall It didn't make me laugh though

@greyphantom100

7 жыл бұрын

it was pretty... boring

@thejerkinator9064

6 жыл бұрын

When someone tries to find a deep meaning behind Seinfeld to make up for how unfunny he is

Genius Jerry's jokes always on point and timeless!

"Who pleases me today?" HAHAHAHA!

"If you got some money leftover buy yourself some pants and a real car" SEINFELD IS THE GOAT

Imagine all of the Seinfeld episodes that could have been based around cell phones, online dating, etc.... it needs to come back.

Perhaps the best stand up performed on The Tonight Show the last 15 years. Strong stuff, Jerry!

@alexnegri921

8 жыл бұрын

+Dillerbas Did they send you?

@Dillerbas

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe Scamperface

I'm really starting to appreciate the genius and talent in Seinfeld. His observational style, his on stage confidence, and his storytelling are beyond amazing.

i was waiting so long for him to make the NEWMAN joke about mailmen

Cell Phone part was amazing. He's still got it!

Jerry: "Thank you. Thank you. Nice to meet you all. Congratulations on your life" Jimmy: "Hahahahahahahaha. Funniest shit I've ever heard in my life!"

Never ceases to make me laugh

YEEAAAAHHHH Jerry! XD haha that was awesome.

Jerry needs to do more stand up! That was great!

Hello Newman!

LOL! That last line was GOLD!

I'm so glad this was in my suggestions this morning.

it's an acquired taste of comedy. i think it's hilarious. he puts a lot of thought in the wording and the delivering of his jokes. jerry is a genius.

He's still got it! Please don't be a stranger mister Seinfeld!

the last line was just

lmao his thing on postal office was good

I wonder what would make him laugh... he doesn't even laugh at his own jokes.

@andreykapustin632

7 жыл бұрын

Laughing at you're own jokes is pretty arrogant! Comedians that do that are sorta douches, or they're fake laughing.

@eudaimonia9260

7 жыл бұрын

+Creepy Random Guy That doesn't make any sense, if you're perusing to be a comedian you have to find yourself funny and find humor in the jokes you're making.

@andreykapustin632

7 жыл бұрын

+Dylan Podborny you can find humor in your own jokes but it doesn't make sense to laugh when you know what's coming and you've practiced it 1000 times before. Comedians who laugh at their own jokes aren't really laughing they just think it helps.

@eudaimonia9260

7 жыл бұрын

+Creepy Random Guy I agree to a extent that some comedians do it but when you're performing live there may be reactions from the crowd that may cause them to laugh after the joke, kevin hart does it all the time and i don't think he does it intentionally to make others laugh more.

@adamnanista819

7 жыл бұрын

probably a good ol dick joke.

Someone was booing and hissing when he started talking about the postal service.

“You have some money left over, buy yourself some pants and a real car.” My parents and I laughed _so hard_ the first time we heard that.

Everyone has different taste in humor. I love Jerry Seinfeld's work and as an added and very special bonus love that he never uses curse words. Endlessly refreshing.

classic Seinfeld!

Legend. Seinfeld can do no wrong.

The should make a show with this guy, he is funny

"like a gay french king" lmao

2:02 Ive NEVER heard Jerry curse in any of his stand up. Hes humor has always been very clean this surprised me a lot.

@josephbailey3968

6 жыл бұрын

Jerry uses "gd" alot in his stand-up. Watch some of his you tube videos.

@harryfromwork

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he started using more god damn and damned I noticed when I saw him almost a decade ago

Now that's funny stuff! Love it Jerry keep up the good work!

Great as always!

Postal Service bit was spot on.

that was awesome! I can't believe that there's so much criticism in this comment section. professional comedians with Actual Insight into this performance wouldn't have so much criticism

Jerry Seinfeld ♥♥♥ .... Evergreen!!

US postal service: I don't know why, but I have the feeling some awesome guy is trash-talking my job.

Well he talks about such important everyday problems, its like dark comedy lol😂😂😂

Jerry's one of the funniest people ever. He seems like he's "clean cut" but he just believes if you have to swear in your act to make it funnier, then you're not a good enough comedian. The man!

@DigitalAndInnovation

2 жыл бұрын

He is a self-absorbed pompous ass. It would be a fallacy to use that as an excuse to say his comedy is bad. But to call him clean cut is just off.

Really like him, never laughed at one of his jokes though

@m.a.4949

4 жыл бұрын

Are u short? They fly over your head I guess

@entertainmentmagicmediazon978

4 жыл бұрын

Wooooosh x10000

@MassiveBeaver

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853

3 жыл бұрын

@@m.a.4949 the force of elitism is strong with you

@SeptemusHeap

3 жыл бұрын

Good to hear I'm not the only one

I laughed my ass off!

"Juiced up hard rectangle in your pants" hahahahahahahaha!

That was pretty good

25 year streak of not laughing at this guy.

Hehe, missed this guy's work :D

Solid! That was gold Jerry. GOLD!

@DaBeastGamesYT

10 жыл бұрын

Shut up Banya

The biggest comedy game changers still has gas in his tank. I like seeing that.

I love this guy!

@JustAnswers359

10 жыл бұрын

I Love You!

@usoppunsama8459

10 жыл бұрын

why? hes not funny at all

@alamerri1

10 жыл бұрын

ABONESR SMOOTH

@lesternapoleongreen7543

10 жыл бұрын

He's one of the most clever and innovative comedians of all time. There's really no disputing that. And Seinfeld was the funniest, greatest and most well written tv show of all time. I can't even watch other sitcoms because all I think is "I'd rather be watching Seinfeld"

@usoppunsama8459

10 жыл бұрын

gregg mikulla i hope you are being sarcastic i think malcolm in the middle was better written and more funny, i hate shows it canned laughs, where they are like "here! laugh here! did you laugh here?" the plot of seinfeld, which im currently watching right now is SO simple, the characters are so unrealistic and if they were realistic, i would think that they are some sociopaths, kramer is hilarious sometimes, but the rest are really annoying, especially jerry, then george and then elaine i dont know if you are american or not, or it has something to do with your sense of humor, but im watching season 4 of seinfeld and the show so far only made me laugh five or six times at best i cant recall of a show that was really funny to me, not even malcolm in the middle, because my sense of humor is tickled mostly by specific absurdisms and dark humor or black comedy for me seinfeld and most of american comedy is so primitive, when i lived on cape cod for a summer and i flipped all the other bulgarians, so for five months i was only with americans, and when we hung out, i would say something thats barely funny to me and they would laugh their asses off if you find seinfeld to be funny for you, then good for you, this means that if simple things like seinfeld can make you laugh your ass off for five hours straight, you are one happy person

Perfect first comedian! I love Seinfeld. Good luck Jimmy

He's still GOLDEN...man spews comedy GOLD like it aint a thang

I feel sorry for the idiots in the comments who require constant sex jokes and cussing at people to be ever comically pleased.

@jayone8891

7 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for you, because you have no friends

@Danker19991

7 жыл бұрын

Solar Flare​ and how do you reach that conclusion? I love Jim Jeffries, and you need to watch all of about 30 seconds to know what kind of comedy he does.

@chehansamarasinghe5089

7 жыл бұрын

this is true comedy

@desolationrow8079

7 жыл бұрын

+Madara Uchiha Uchiha Madara is dead...

@GreenEnvy.

7 жыл бұрын

According to you if people don't find something funny then that means it must be because it's not a sex jokes or have cussing in it. Did you ever think that maybe the clip just wasn't that funny? Sit down little kid.

Like a gay French king.... ROFL

Never realized how old Seinfeld is. Time goes by so fast.

2:30 Hahahahaa solid

2:03 Did Jerry Seinfeld actually curse OMG?

@calisongbird

9 жыл бұрын

lol I read your comment at the precise moment it happened

@keepplayingnice

9 жыл бұрын

Overcompensating now for his early years I guess

I came in prepared to be disappointed since I've never enjoyed his show, but this was really great! I'd love to know if he wrote it himself.

@johnnyblingg

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah he writes all his material

@GBXS

7 жыл бұрын

It shows.

EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS ON TEXTING

The last one gave me tickles. Oh man! This guy is a genius