Jerma Streams - The Mobile Stream
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Jerma archived Going to Vegas (The original title of this stream was "jerma985's mobile stream", and was originally streamed/recorded on October 6th, 2018)
(Note: This channel is not run by Jerma/Ster, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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He actually was in a balloon. This morning, he dropped a piece of bread on my roof, screaming "HAPPY HALLOWEEN, POOR PEOPLE."
@ProStateExaminer
5 жыл бұрын
NO BREAD NO FUTURE
Ah yes, the other passengers instinctively shy away from the obvious lunatic.
@lostpockets2227
3 жыл бұрын
it's so funny because this was probably such a special day for some of those people, like they will never do this again, and this is the clown that they had to experience it with 🤣
the more jerma does live action stuff the more insane he is becoming
@korsikov_
5 жыл бұрын
he's always been a little off. Now he is completely off. he's a madman
@halfthetimeeverytime6603
5 жыл бұрын
And he's gonna do it on stream
@novusmarch5004
5 жыл бұрын
He's gonna shoot up the casino after the guy at the blackjack table says "it's a shame that you came up *short* on your last hand"
@halfthetimeeverytime6603
5 жыл бұрын
And we will still say it's prerecorded
@leavewe
3 жыл бұрын
yes
Silly children's entertainer wears highly flammable polyester dress up clothes whilst standing beneath an open flame on a windy day high up off of the ground with no escape.
@c_m00
5 жыл бұрын
fuk it homie
Where does he find the courage to do such awkward shit in front of strangers. I love jerm
@Apodeipnon
5 жыл бұрын
do you guys really think kim wasn't in on that?
@The_Aninimouse
5 жыл бұрын
I did feel like she shifted into a different kind of awkwardness when he pulled the proposal joke, before she went back to script. I don't think she wasn't in on it at all, but I feel like(/pray) it's a possibility Jerma is enough of a madman to have not told her exactly what the joke was going to be before it happened so there was still a little genuine confusion.
@Axyo0
5 жыл бұрын
Aninimouse do you think you are maybe overanalyzing a joke
@catinator2
5 жыл бұрын
yeah apparently kim is such a good actor she's fooled half the fanbase lmao
@The_Aninimouse
5 жыл бұрын
Me? Where's the over-analyzation? Her reaction is a vital component to the joke, it must be observed. Sorry I hadn't purchased _Jerma's Official Joke Interpretation Guide_ before I reacted to it. Honestly, I probably should have. Then maybe he wouldn't have to be heading to Vegas by balloon. He's really hard on cash lately. Though I still stand by the idea that he's a compact enough man to have folded himself into Kim's luggage and flown there by plane like a normal person.
Of course it's Jerma who becomes the first twitch streamer to have a literal balloon fund.
Wow I can't believe Jerma's embarking on a trip around the world in only 80 days with his loyal companion Passepartout
@ArchmageOfAnarchy
5 жыл бұрын
Is that the artist who was awful on stream!?
@operationd--msday
5 жыл бұрын
it will be a bizarre adventure
@Horzinicla
5 жыл бұрын
@@ArchmageOfAnarchy Hes referring to Around the World in 80 Days
@YaBoiEgo
5 жыл бұрын
HOLY MOLLY IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE
"And just like that. As mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone."
“I’m terrified of heights" Textbook case of fear of the unknown
@BradleyAllenLang
5 жыл бұрын
That's great
@polyp2910
5 жыл бұрын
Innovation at it's finest
Can't wait till he gets there in 3 to 17 days.
3:11 “I’m terrified of heights” Of course he is
@proof4469
5 жыл бұрын
Uhh I don't get it
@scoots7375
5 жыл бұрын
"Jerma is short" is a common meme so him being afraid of heights explains him not being tall.
@proof4469
5 жыл бұрын
@@scoots7375 Okay can you explain that to me again in Finnish? I am not too great with the English language
@Desregaurd
5 жыл бұрын
Don't believe him, I hear he's a liar.
@mjdjoy
5 жыл бұрын
@@proof4469 Jerma on lyhyt, joten korkeudet ovat pelottavia ?
Level 44 dwarf arcane mage takes flight path to Tanaris.
@catinator2
5 жыл бұрын
did you forget his class is M A G I S T A N K
@Schnokers
5 жыл бұрын
Spec'd for *P O W S E*
I love how jerma comments read as news articles
@cleanwater4031
5 жыл бұрын
Java Shark When did that become the only legal way to comment on a jerma video
Legends say that he never landed, and is still flying in the air with those 4 unamused ladies to this very day.
Watching jerma ruin the others family outing is simply class
Micro magician penny pinches his way to vegas
HE DOESN'T NEED IT BETH
small streamer finally TOWERS above others?
@Sheridan2LT
5 жыл бұрын
lol k nerd
Jerma looking like a background extra in a Nickelback video
I'd say thats some tall grass but since we're using Jerma as a size reference it's probably regular grass.
Small streamer flies around the world in a balloon
@bidcs_
5 жыл бұрын
top 1000 streamer who's small gets in child's helium balloon and flies around the world
he's slowly turning into that old guy from UP
@ash_1687
5 жыл бұрын
i shouldn't be laughing at this
Local wizard tells bad phone joke, causing the deaths of four women in freak air balloon accident.
This new found footage horror movie looks horrifying. Imagine something that small coming at you.
see you space cowboy
@theslydog59
5 жыл бұрын
:' (
@beelzebub7076
5 жыл бұрын
You're gonna carry that weight.
@danbing856
5 жыл бұрын
see you space nigga
Can confirm he's in a hot air balloon. He shat on my ceiling
@System509
5 жыл бұрын
Mrpawsum2 HE GOT YOU TOO!? That bastard
@petemoss7704
5 жыл бұрын
A diet of Velveeta and koolaid does that to a man.
@mikeplurple4942
5 жыл бұрын
How does he shit on your ceiling if the ceiling is inside of a house
@marshallc6885
5 жыл бұрын
Combustible Carpet you don’t wanna know
@Mrpawsum2
5 жыл бұрын
@@mikeplurple4942 You got me there. The joke is cancelled. Go home everybody. Fun's over.
Finally, Jerma the Freak is going for a Vegas show, can't wait to see his signature "Magical Lunchbox" trick at the big stage.
is jerma gonna drink a whole gallon of anti freeze on the balloon ride?
Just imagine how awkward the ride was after he was out of earshot.
Quest added: Fly Me To The Moon
He forgot Kim. She's still in the house.
@Jeeplover4524
5 жыл бұрын
Good
@billlongjohnsonmillano6268
5 жыл бұрын
She can stay there and stop infecting the community.
@syrace4009
5 жыл бұрын
sounds like you guys are the ones "infecting" the community
@Jeeplover4524
5 жыл бұрын
sounds like you are the one "infecting" the community
@syrace4009
5 жыл бұрын
wow. good one.
HE'S IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW I SEE HIM
@goaway5297
5 жыл бұрын
They say on cloudless nights you can hear him screaming, "I beat Dark Souls 3 on stream".
Those poor people
local streamer drives lawn mower from Massachusetts to Las Vegas
@Innuya
5 жыл бұрын
that's a straight story if I've ever heard one
Insane man breaks everylaw and sneaks into Vegas on hot air balloon he stole
@lt5334
5 жыл бұрын
Aileron its another of passing the 2000 bottlecap credit check
@mallu-lj4hm
Жыл бұрын
My favorite criminal
@AwfulDestiny
Жыл бұрын
@@mallu-lj4hm i’ve aged 4 years since this comment i’m a grown ass man now bruh
@mallu-lj4hm
Жыл бұрын
@@AwfulDestiny yeah I'm rewatching old stuff sry,but good for you I suppose
A great finale to season 3 of "jerma the madman" i personally like season 2's finale where he killed santa but hey cant wait till season 4
@aidan_with_an_a3471
5 жыл бұрын
@stupid yeah true, but that was all season one, the pilot episode was jermacraft
@iug5672
5 жыл бұрын
This is like, the Dragon Ball Z to Dragon Ball tho
around the world in 3-17 days
Poor Jerma is going to get all those innocent bystanders killed with his kayfabe antics.
This man has lost all his friends, his sunflower seeds and his home. The hot air balloon rising into the sky represents his growing madness and depression from the past weeks.
this is perhaps the most absurd stream on twitch.tv I had the pleasure of viewing
Ah yes, the 6 a.m. stream
Velveeta, bread, and blue Gatorade is all he needs to survive
I imagine Jerma explaining to everyone on the balloon his history as a youtuber and a stream and as an insane man. Like, how many of you can say you know a channel because the youtuber,dressed as a magician, told you about it while you were flying a balloon?
We all know that the next stream will be him landing in Vegas in the same hot air balloon😉😉😉
local streamer creates air based town and only lets magicians aboard.
Today we learned the one real advantage of being compact: being able to fit inside a very packed hot-air balloon.
And even now I can hear what he told me before he set off back to the land of his forefathers. "You still have my phone!". A real man of mystery.
so this is one of those vacation vlogs the patch notes were talking about
That hat isn’t comically large.
@Garbobus
5 жыл бұрын
It's average size, Jerma is just tiny
@iug5672
5 жыл бұрын
It'd catch fire if it was
When it was completely silent with the balloon floating away I thought Jerma was just having a long quiet laugh.
Micro magician card counts his way to this land called "Viva las Vegas". If you ask me, it's all pre-recorded.
YOU DONT KNOW HOW HIGH, I CAN FLY
3 to 17 days? So this is how amazon prime delivers.
HE DOESNT NEED IT BETH
@jackbennett2269
2 жыл бұрын
that shit was great
#Jermasballoontovegas
the basket looked really tiny at first, then jerma got in and i realized it was much bigger.
Why does the cameraman sound like vinneysauce
@extrememiner9627
5 жыл бұрын
No he sounds like the new jerma
@Turtlestew117
5 жыл бұрын
There is now way that's Burgah Boy?
@dickzabreesky7435
5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's the same guy from the firewatch photo video
@Andrew-fi1sd
5 жыл бұрын
That is not even close to Burgah Boy.
Rescue some seagulls on your way there!
Deranged Bostonian crosses the country in a balloon to avoid airline costs
We may have lost Papa Franku, but at least we still have this refined, compact, madman.
Jerma's mind is slowly malfunctioning because of all the cheese!
Didn’t even read the bits at the end. 😆😆😆😆
@bitterleafcastle1552
5 жыл бұрын
What if he did, he just was already too far away?
@yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912
5 жыл бұрын
I guess that’s possible. We’ll have to ask him once he lands in Vegas...
I want a mod for new Vegas where u can take a full trip on a hot air balloon to the strip
No wonder why it’s a mobile stream he’s so compact
I still can't believe he's moving to Vegas, I might be able to actually see him if he does one of those convention things. Been watching him for like 5/6 years.
17:52 JERMA LAUGH??? This is proof there are Jerma clones YOU GUYS NEED TO SEE THIS
local streamer dies in a balloon accident
i get so much second hand embarrassment when he climbs into the hot air balloon, dear god
next time jerma is jumping the grand canyon
jerma is the balloon boy
"An iPhone X! Looks pretty good!" >360p
Every time you think you've seen it all from jerma....
Velveeta brick and bread loaf with 1 gallon of windex. Gonna be a good meal
And that’s the story on how Jerma transformed into a windows wallpaper
5th dimensions “up up and away” was playing in my head the whole time
Super Jerma Odyssey
You should change the thumbnail! It spoils the surprise! Thanks a bunch for the uploads btw, you are doing gods work.
Jerma killed and ate everyone else who was on the balloon.
@jackbennett2269
2 жыл бұрын
This is a horrifying fact that not many people are able to face
He wasn't kidding about taking a balloon to Vegas. That explains why i heard someone yell "WHO'S TINY NOW, ASSHOLES?!"
Four foot tall man travels the world in a hot air balloon.
At this point Jerma is questioning chat like "You think I'm *_not_* going to be crazy every passing minute of my life?"
This is like the origin video for an scp
LOCAL MAN GOES INSANE *(REAL)*
I'm gonna miss Jerma. He was a great streamer.
There's so many "small/short" jokes and I love it
I love jermas live action stuff the most
those poor passengers....
#Hashtag Jerma's Balloon to Vegas!
I can't believe dad is gone, I hope he's safe.
Somewhere over the rainbow, Jerma doesn't have his phone.
Small streamer makes vain attempt to use space gravity to become taller
I hope the stream where he comes back from Vegas is the return/landing trip from the hot air balloon. It would really come full circle.
Please, for the love of God, document his return.
he did it the absolute mad lad
17:25 Jerma is dead. Long live the Jerma!
And there he goes
This is 10/10
Years after watching this, I'm still confused as to who these people are
@aturchomicz821
Жыл бұрын
Tourists lol
I can't believe Odd Michael is fucking dead.
small man makes big journey