9:46 Dog's Life 36:00 24 the show: the game 1:11:25 Celebrity Deathmatch 1:31:28 The Shield 1:56:54 Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 2:40:20 Bee Movie Game 2:48:45 WWE Crush Hour 3:00:18 Out of the Chute 3:11:46 The Bible Game 3:54:21 Fight Club 4:06:52 Commandos Strike Force

@Samio352

6 жыл бұрын

You're doing god's work

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

he only played bee movie game for 8 minutes?

@DDoig1

3 жыл бұрын

@@18754KRS Well it was more like 6 minutes. He didn't even want to buy it.

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

@@DDoig1 well at least he made up for it by playing THE BIBLE GAME

- is american - KNOWS fahrenheit - uses it daily probably - still picks celsius

@pokemonteknical808

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, ice would still melt at 32 celsius, so he wasn't exactly wrong

@MisterSpinalzo

6 жыл бұрын

Pretzlux that is correct tbf

@RadioactiveRooster

6 жыл бұрын

32 degrees Celsius is almost 90 Fahrenheit, by all means he should've gotten that one

@petercurry1799

6 жыл бұрын

Well it could be worse. he almost picked Kelvin. 32 degrees Kelvin is 32 degrees off the coldest possible temperature. So no, ice would not melt at that.

@Wilderweincd

6 жыл бұрын

He tries to make the change to the metric system, he's a reasonable guy!

Heavenly score! And your reward is...wrath of God! [A HORDE OF LOCUSTS COVERS THE ENTIRE SCREEN]

@certif155

3 ай бұрын

i thought this was a joke until i got to the point in the video where that actually happens

I never thought in my entire life I'd hear jerma with Christian rock that my grandparents listen to playing in the background while he plays as a kid killing snakes

0:41 He talks 4:05 He comes back

@DiplomatOfDirt

2 ай бұрын

;)

There's something so funny about that awful shield game screaming at you every time you fail any interaction.

And your payoff is: THE WRATH OF GOD

@Szanth

2 жыл бұрын

I watched until he got the Wrath of God for the second time after being basically in the lead, skipped ahead to the end, he's still only got like 500 points and everyone else is like ten times that, I assume he just kept getting Wrath of Godded

@mobnout3406

Жыл бұрын

this guy gets it

@Wilbyheh

10 ай бұрын

3:18:53

Jerma: "What a dumb movie." Chat: "I liked that movie." Jerma: "Well I-... It was a good movie."

@sainmagnus1058

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it was a really stupid opinion.

@insane._.person

Жыл бұрын

Jerma said that to be nice we all know the story of jerma beating up a fan because they said they liked unsweetened ice tea at 2020 twitch con sad but you don't make the jerma man mad i guess

@breestb8061

2 ай бұрын

to be fair dumb doesn't mean bad

With every passing day and every wasted moment, Jerma animorphs into Willem Dafoe.

@DiplomatOfDirt

2 ай бұрын

:0

Dogs Life 4:00 24 The Game 34:45 Celebrity DeathMatch 1:08:00 The Shield. 1:28:00 Pee Break at 1:53:40 Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader 1:55:50 Bee Movie the Game 2:37:30 WWE Crush Hour 2:46:50 Out of the Chute 2:57:45 The Bible Game 3:09:50 Fight Club 3:51:00 Commandos Strike Force 4:06:20 Credits 4:27:40

@treefiddy8811

6 жыл бұрын

I find it extremely humorous that the longest playtime was spent with The Bible Game

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

@@treefiddy8811 god wills it

@urmumsballs69

10 ай бұрын

Dogs life doesn’t start until 9:00 mins in bro

@urmumsballs69

10 ай бұрын

Oh my god you got all these times wrong

I love how the Bible game is basically admitting that incurring God’s wrath is just a totally fucking random event.

the minigame songs during the bible game made me cry laughing

God it feels so god to find 3 really long jerma streams like this. My day is set

Can't wait till he plays Destroy All Humans

@Grabbax

6 жыл бұрын

What are you doing here

@therealspongebob9272

6 жыл бұрын

To Binge Oh yes.

Dogs Life? Hell yeah, I loved that game as a kid. Played it a lot.

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

Do you have an asian wife? Wish Me luck and pray Jerma marries me then we can go on double dates

@Pactastic042

Жыл бұрын

@@18754KRS what

@timh.7169

Жыл бұрын

same here

Wow you won wrath of god!! *audience claps*

Jerma on the thumbnail looks like a goomba from the Super Mario movie.

Man I killed tf outta that bee movie game. I remember my friend and I were fighting because she was bored of me playing the game. She stormed out the room and I still kept playing 😂😂😂

What were you thinking? Your behavior is a disgrace to this agency.

“What is the first name of former president of Buchanan?” “HELIUM” 😂😂😂😂

dogs life looks like a fucking masterpiece i hope he plays it again

@timh.7169

Жыл бұрын

It is

@lewongrs

7 ай бұрын

dogs life was my childhood game

If aliens ever visit Earth and want to see humanity's greatest achievements, I say we show them the PS2 and a copy of Snake Eater

@terranaes1270

6 жыл бұрын

And Nocturne

@H9lIIKa

6 жыл бұрын

And Rat movie as well

@kinnikuboneman

4 жыл бұрын

Eh, Snake Eater is kinda overrated

@armorwolf7934

2 жыл бұрын

Shadow of the colossus, Tekken 4, Jak 2 and 3

@urmumsballs69

10 ай бұрын

@@kinnikubonemaneating snakes are kind of overrated

OH MY FREAKING GOD 😂😂😂 THE BIBLE GAME KILLED ME, WHEN HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE THE HOST 😂😂 oh my GOD

Love how the old guy in the first game sounds like jerma doing an old man impersonation lmao

He's sometimes smarter then a 5th grader

@ziggle5000

6 жыл бұрын

hue_hue_hue until he has to read information on screen in the game and has no idea what’s happening

@mikotoh

6 ай бұрын

arent we all

I didnt think ANYBODY knew about dogs life but my family! What a nostalgia trip

@timh.7169

Жыл бұрын

same here, I loved that game but nobody knew about it 😂 I have no clue how it even came into my posession. Probably just because of the title

@computerman789

4 ай бұрын

Remember seeing it in the videostore, thought it looked a little lame. The story in that game is insane, though. Surprised it made it past censors...

Did anyone here see Joel's Doom Wad contest II stream with the Lego Star Wars map, and a freekin JermaPlanet lol?

@redbomberx354

6 жыл бұрын

Temmie Plays! All I know now is a Jerma-Joel crossover needs to happen!

@TemmiePlays

6 жыл бұрын

American Joel

pretty sure me and my friend rented celebrity death match because it said there was mature sexual themes. i think that actually dictated most of the rentals.

"justice may be blind but it is bald" -God, himself

lold at the fight club game moment: "so, do you play as tyler durden? or do you play as .._______......"

It’s hilarious as a high schooler all those 5th grader game question are literally what we learn in high school. They really lying about these questions being elementary level

Why in the 24 game was he not wearing body armor when the SWAT guys were? Probably would have been a good idea.

1:09:06 I never understood this about ps2 it’s kinda scary how the game still works

@computerman789

8 ай бұрын

A sufficient portion of data from the current mission was still present in the PS2's RAM to play from. Closing the door of the DVD drive just resumes the game, it just doesn't initially descriminate from the disc placed in the drive.

That was long but I like it.

Vick from the shield is like if matt serra decides to get into acting

The celebrity deathmatch character he made looked like Zuckerberg to me

celebrity deathmatch had a segment of a match between stone cold and vince mcmahon

3:46:47 This is actually deranged, borderline worried for his sanity here. Underrated bit.

Dude I pogged so hard when I saw Dog's Life.

01:06:48 Jerma's police brutality

Best console of all time played by the best (and shortest) streamer of all time

I can't believe how awful that Celeb Death Match game is. Not even close to fun, I thought it at least may have been stupid fun.

Damn I remember when I was forced too play the bible game when I was younger at my dads. Terrible game lol I'd just wanted play RnC

@thewerepyreking

3 жыл бұрын

What does RnC mean?

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewerepyreking I dunno but i bet its not as good as THE BIBLE GAME

@thewerepyreking

3 жыл бұрын

@@18754KRS after three months of deliberation I think it's ratchet and clank and I don't know why he'd want to play that over THE BIBLE GAME

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewerepyreking i just imagine you locked in a room, only lit by candlelight, sitting at a table covered with charts and and mathematical equations, contemplating what RnC means, and You just figured it out and decided I was the first person you had to tell.

@404BlackWolf

2 жыл бұрын

@@thewerepyreking Ratchet and Clank bro

NAKED STREAMER CREATES CERAMIC PAINTING, CAUSES THE FALL OF MAN!

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

why no like snowmen?

@antisnowman

3 жыл бұрын

@@18754KRS They're too cold. I have to be warm

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

@@antisnowman yes i agree but that we have blankets and siblings i cuddle brother when cold it help an that why snowman outside

That eternal thirst sounds extremely worrying... could be a sign of something way worse

@Hiihtopipa

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, lack of salt to bind the water in to body. Yikes

SHE SAID

1:59:51 PG | ESAM

why is he so good at voice acting istg

FEDREL AGENT

I dont know if it's just me cause i just noticed it sounded familiar but is jermas beginning of his streams playing little big planet music? Like the hub music? I dont know which one but i really want someone to please tell me what the music he uses is when he starts the stream and ends it is it little big planet music or something else? Please answer

@The1Tall1Small

Жыл бұрын

It is custom music made by someone he hired to make, I forget the artists name I’m sorry but you can find it with a little digging but I am to lazy

Jermas character in the Bible game looks almost identical to his Nintendo mii.

3:12:09 played and i got so hyped i woke up from my nap bc i thought he was playing persona :(

THQ reopened as THQNordic

man the nostalgia from Dogs Life

2:20:33 this question is kinda horseshit because of the way it's phrased. There's civilizations that never even had bronze for one reason or another until people started colonizing. It's like: ok well "one of the first" covers a lot of things depending on how big a period of time we're talking. I could say steel and still be right.

@axl1639

6 жыл бұрын

Contron true dat but in the game's defense they really do simplify it that way in elementary school

3:03:37 is that the fucking beep sound from when you get a point in hungry pumkin

Man I used to love commandos strike force

I cant stop thinking about "are you smarter than a 7th grade Christian" kdhadjKgdksbg

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

Yes but only cause im asian

does it bother anyone else that Kiefer Sutherland pronounces federal agent as "fedge-rul agent"? Lol

Dogs life is the best PS2 game ever

I am from the future

You can tell that they tacked on so much auto-aim in the 24 game because the aiming itself was so broken.

DIIIIEEE

2:10:31 Evaporation

Also known as Jerma is not smarter than a 5th grader

A fifth grader wouldn't even be able to point to Tanzania on the map let alone know their colonial politics.

@armorwolf7934

2 жыл бұрын

They wouldn’t know where China, Russia and japan is which are obvious locations.

the celebrity fight must be the worst game that has ever been made in human history.

@zachmiller7907

6 жыл бұрын

Paulo H i was thinking the same thing. Who thought that was a good idea. Who would even buy that

@dylh2967

6 жыл бұрын

You ever played super man 64?

@zachmiller7907

6 жыл бұрын

Delhart MGS good point

@dannbk13

6 жыл бұрын

Greznigg ErLover the show was awesome, the game unfortunately was not

@ebola-chanthelovedisease5238

6 жыл бұрын

I use to spend fucking hours on that game, I'm disappointed with myself for wasting so much of my time on that cringy shit.

he kinda looks like Steve Buschemi

Woa

Christian rock doesn't make christianity better, it makes rock music worse

Aww man he's not playing black?? The ps2 fps game

3:30:52

3:18:51

A fucking homeschool kid gave me The Bible Game for my birthday when I was a kid. Fuck that game!

What's the bronze age?

@Andrew-yl7lm

5 жыл бұрын

it's like the iron age and stone age, but more bronze

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

Yoy ask seriously or joke?

@louisplace7057

3 жыл бұрын

@@18754KRS mate it's been two years. I think he gets a question wrong that has something to do with bronze

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

@@louisplace7057 i was asking you ):

@louisplace7057

3 жыл бұрын

@@18754KRS yes. I don know what the bronze age is. Do you?

2:01:28

2:55:53 WHAT

1:09:50

All Christian music sounds the same

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

christian music and american pop all sound the same

I threw up while watching A Dog's Life. I felt fine before it.

2:22:36 the bronze age didn't matter, the fact iron wasn't common yet is, iron didn't matter the lack of gunpowder mattered, I the Renaissance didn't matter the lack of science mattered, the scientific revolution wasn't as important as the lack of machines and industry, information, digital, etc

5th grade andy

I wish that people would not make friggin' Bible games. I'm a Christian myself and even I can see just how fake and pandering they are.

@MisterSpinalzo

6 жыл бұрын

add christian rock bands to that list

@zachmiller7907

6 жыл бұрын

Every Christian based entertainment is just awful(you can even include the actual religion in that too). I wonder why that is

@MisterSpinalzo

6 жыл бұрын

no, ancient hymns and organ pieces are outstanding

@locosnake101

6 жыл бұрын

Rude boi

@biggulpshinobi

4 жыл бұрын

you dont know how much christian rock i had to endure as a kid. my mom would only listen to the christian radio which had the same 15 songs on loop. you don't need to listen all of this christian media to appreciate god.

Jerma finds some of the shittiest games sometimes, I've never even heard of A Dog's Life

2:16:17 Short man nearly Jokers, Jeff the host of are you smaller than a 5th grader.

"it's your friendly neighborhood trans girl"

@28:15 wholesome

i'd hate to see chat when that trans girl donated. good on Jeremy for trying to get some jups in the chat

@gonderlane996

6 жыл бұрын

it was actually very heartwarming, same mentality to Jerma

@sbvinyl910

6 жыл бұрын

Sirian It's nice to hear that jerma's stream chat isn't extremely toxic like most other streamers.

@squeakykins2231

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah not gonna lie, I held my breath.

@udododo1

6 жыл бұрын

when did they donate i wanna go on twitch and see what chat said

@RemnantCult

6 жыл бұрын

Jerma is the type to not give a shit which is a good policy. The intention is what matters.

That fuckin bait donation.