*Patiently waits for this to be available on Spotify, ITunes or Google Play*

He just can't get more adorable. XD

I saw this in San Francisco this last Sunday and I almost died because I choked on my drink because I was laughing.

Here are the lyrics I wrote down by ear. You're... welcome? Chipotle. It's that little flame, that lights a fire inside your ass. Chipotle. It fills your heart with joy and your bowels with a full tank of gas. Everyone Here loves Chipotle AND THEY SHOULD (Spoken) Oh look that guy just came out of Chipotle! Look! Look! Wha- is he.. pooping in a dumpster? Dawh, Feeling good! (Spoken) I hope you remembered to bring some extra napkins, right? Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba do do do do do I've had my colon cleansed, So, I'm ready for Chipotle, I don't know what Im going to get but I'm gonna bet it's something loaded with cheese, spoonfuls of cream Paco my taco, with beans supreme! Give into Chipotle, the Fast food of dreams! I love you so burrito-o Yeah-e-yeah You make my pee smell funny! Wrap it up Set it down Take a bite and pass it around Anytime, Anyplace Guac-amole all over my face! Those MexiCans do it right, Nap all day, Crap all night! Don't worry! Soon, the bleeding stops! Oh-yeah! I'm wearing a diaper! (JUST IN CASE) Out there, I'm nothing. I've no self-esteem! But inside Chipotle, I reign supreme! Give into Chipotle, the Fast food of dreams! Oooohhhhhh-hh I've... gotta find the men's room CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE Yeaaaah-yeuhhhhh I'll be right back.

listening to this after Jeremy's Chipotle accident makes it funnier.

@newsiestrash

6 жыл бұрын

Clagex you right i’m done

@terroglacier981

6 жыл бұрын

😂 it really does

@theblackcat2792

5 жыл бұрын

Yep I really does

@singer2be256

4 жыл бұрын

What happened?

@Bob-ec5xj

4 жыл бұрын

@@singer2be256 He went to the hospital after getting food poisoning from Chipotle.

THIS IS AMAZING. I LOVE YOU JEREMY JORDAN.

Varian making toilet humor jokes is something I never knew I needed

@mckennaburns5688

4 жыл бұрын

OMG your comment explains EVRYTHING.

@joeseventies

4 жыл бұрын

I need someone to make an animatic with Varian singing this song now

Someone please animate this!! It would be incredible!! And worthy of Jeremy's greatness!!👀👏💕

I’m listening to this on the toilet after Chipotle!!!

I'M ACTUALLY CRYING

This is so cursed in hindsight

HAHAHAHHA! I WAS DYING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING! I LOVE JEREMY JORDAN! LOL!

It’s kinda funny that 4 years after this, he “almost died” because of Chipotle 😂

I love him 😂❤️

Somehow this is still beautiful?

This has been stuck in my head all day at work. I hope you're happy. 😂😂😂😂😂

All I can think of is Varian and I'm fucking dying

THIS SONG IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY XD XD

Love this!!! Every time I listen to it, I literally crave Chipotle xD

Hahaha I freaking love this!! He should also make one about taco bell :)

somebody animate this, too!

@singer2be256

4 жыл бұрын

Make a video of Varian singing it

@mckennaburns5688

4 жыл бұрын

@@singer2be256 YES!! HAVE VARIAN SING THIS!!

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS ❤

there’s TB saga and then there’s this someone please get it

@pileofgoodthings

4 жыл бұрын

||-// ;)

@0_0ethan67

2 жыл бұрын

i'm not the only one who thought that

Dang. I wanted him to sing a song from Book Of Mormon /:

What's going on at the end? Why Jeremy had to apologize?

@lianamorales1741

7 жыл бұрын

Nivis some guy said get a break. and told him to get off the stage i guess couldn't hear clearly

YESSSS

Oh my guess he never knew years later he would get sick at that place

Switch on the subtitles.

Yknow, they do say hindsight is 20/20.

This is the most epic thing ever. Lol

ill be right back

The puns

that is so funny 😂

“I didn’t get ittttttt. Don’t make me feel bad 😔🥺”

*PICK YOU'RE BATTLES* This or TB Saga 1 Like= this 1 reply= TB Saga

@0_0ethan67

2 жыл бұрын

can you choose both

he makes it sound so good...but it’s so bad..