You know it's funny. Before the election I voiced my concerns with Trump to my Dad how he has *no* political, military, or law making experience and I thought he'd be a bad choice as president since he would no idea what he's doing. My Dad was quick to assure me that's not true and told me, "Don't worry Kerri, Trump will put the best people in office to guide and make sure everything gets done." WELL LOOK AT THIS NOW! He's been in office for a month and his administration is riddled with corruption and incompetence, many of his advisors have ties to Russia, and he's such a bumbling idiot the presidency hasn't straightened him out rather made him even more unhinged. Jeez Dad what a great pick, I hope for his sake he won't regret his vote in the long run.

@torijones5194

7 жыл бұрын

Ker Dunne If he's a hard core Trumpist nothing that happens will matter.

@giggity23rd

7 жыл бұрын

Ker Dunne stop having political conversations with your dad. that's what I did.

@vuk911

7 жыл бұрын

People over 50 are morons. Not all, but most of them are. Once you and me are over 50, its very likely that we will also be morons, that's just the way humans are.

@kerdunne3422

7 жыл бұрын

My father and I do disagree on many political and social views (I try to avoid those conversations really I do). But there are issues we can agree on. I just hope nothing comes to bite him in the ass, he's a good man but he is one of those, "When I was a kid..." or "Your generation is full of snowflakes." So yeah try not to hate my Dad so much.

@weirdotzero7065

7 жыл бұрын

Ker Dunne Literally the same talk I had with my dad.

I miss Obama

@klarastern5597

7 жыл бұрын

yes

@TheRobert3000

7 жыл бұрын

Ian Jackson so do i but he might become the president of france so he might become a enemy

@dudebladeX

7 жыл бұрын

I miss him too. Hell, I even miss _Bush_.

@ianleex6874

7 жыл бұрын

dudebladeX I'll settle for bush

@MyUniqueVibe

7 жыл бұрын

Ian Jackson Obama don't miss us. He signed a 60million book deal for his autobiography. The man is rolling in cash now.

When trump says Hillary for prison, yet all of his cabinet members are corrupt lol

@klarastern5597

7 жыл бұрын

impeach that clown.

@diecar128

7 жыл бұрын

Vanity HD hypocrisy at its finest

@SeansPiano

7 жыл бұрын

He probably made that a thing first so people won't use the same phrase on him

@DudeWhoSaysDeez

7 жыл бұрын

Vanity HD right?!

@michaeoatkins5528

7 жыл бұрын

Vanity HD That special prosecutor the Donald was talking about will prosecute him and his entourage comrade

Session needs not to recuse himself but resign as the AG.

@jackflash5659

7 жыл бұрын

Ray I agree but Session is a coward and as we all know cowards don't do what's right. Session will scream he's innocent until Trump is impeached then he'll turn on him.

I don't think it matters what Trump does at this point. His supporters will continue to tell themselves that any criticism of him is just 'liberal propaganda'. It’s funny, considering these are the same people who claim they are against safe spaces and valuing feelings over facts.

@SKMP

7 жыл бұрын

Get Rekt Get rekt 😎

@azade2858

7 жыл бұрын

So true. Everyone want to see his (Trump) tax returns, except his supporters. I wonder why?

@user-fj9bv1lo3l

7 жыл бұрын

Lord Lego ..golden showers...

@longclaw22-72

7 жыл бұрын

Lord Lego *white powder

@MeCrazy516

7 жыл бұрын

Even the videos where he contradicts himself are fake

Paul Manafort, former Trump campaign manager Carter Page, former Trump foreign policy adviser Roger Stone, informal adviser General Michael Flynn, former Trump national security adviser Jeff Sessions, Trump attorney general Jared Kushner, Trump son-in-law and senior adviser All with Russian connections. How can Republicans continue to ignore this?

@Allistar123

7 жыл бұрын

because party before country and the RNC was hacked and the Russians probably have blackmail on some.

@CharlesMcManus

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Tak Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross, money launderer,for Russian Oligarchs

@xs10086

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Tak and Secretary of State Tillerson

@alexiatr

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Tak (Trump supporter with hands covering ears) lalalalalalala I can't hear you lalalalalalala

@alexiatr

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Tak (Trump supporter with hands covering ears) lalalalalalala I can't hear you lalalalalalala

*Jeff Sessions* looks like one of the *Founding Fathers* from the *Purge*.

@ArBob-xr6mw

7 жыл бұрын

More like Smeagle before he became Golem.

@ballra

7 жыл бұрын

ar bob ahahaha savage

@ryanmcdowell2326

7 жыл бұрын

ar bob More like Golem after a meth addiction.

@Crlarl

7 жыл бұрын

"Y'know, sometimes it's called the Cleansing or the Red Time. There was this one world that called it just Murder Night. I-It's a purge planet. They're peaceful and then, y'know, they just purge."

@kasag37

7 жыл бұрын

Carl Siemens epic Rick and Morty comment

So much "winning."

@rayherbst6655

7 жыл бұрын

dausas Stop, I can't take all this winning!!!

@Tamaki742

7 жыл бұрын

dausas I found it funny that everytime someone said something about how bad Trump is handling thing, his supporters would just say "OH WE WON THO AND YOU LOST SO STFU" without even giving back some legit arguments to defend that he's actually not that bad. That just shows that even they can't find a way to defend his actions. Like, okay, he won, fine. What's done is done. But didn't you expect the guy who won to actually do things better than Obama? Because frankly, he's all over the place.

@Ruya007

7 жыл бұрын

I guess Trump did tell it as it is, we are getting tired of so much winning.

@Tamaki742

7 жыл бұрын

Ruya007 _Then you realize that you don't get a prize_

@Cooltea1983

7 жыл бұрын

An Air Craft Carrier flight deck is bigger the land... Priceless

Someone needs to catch trump outside

@thesarcasticshu4409

7 жыл бұрын

How about that?

@therealkbrackson

7 жыл бұрын

how bout deh

@gusdupree9076

7 жыл бұрын

LIKED he doesn't like god , he prefers God's whose kids don't get crucified, sad, loser

@daltonclay2002

7 жыл бұрын

@bret you You made my day. Perfect!

@klarastern5597

7 жыл бұрын

#TrumpForJail

Thank you for not splitting the monologue into three parts, unlike what CBS has been doing with Colbert's monologues on KZread.

@CNWhatImSaiyan

7 жыл бұрын

Seth's monologues are usually 3-4 minutes long

I hate how Trump's lowered standards so much that him speaking in a normal, measured tone via a teleprompter is now considered "the best speech he's ever done". For him it is. But for past (and hopefully future) Presidents this is utterly normal. In fact, if Trump is graded the way other Presidents were graded, this is a pretty mediocre speech--he proposed only feel-good generalities and the paragraphs of his speech didn't even have connecting sentences. It's bizarre. So glad that he didn't get his "reset". Trump should not get off that easily and he should not be graded on a very generous curve.

@conniecook8095

7 жыл бұрын

Luboman411 Yes!

@TorianTammas

7 жыл бұрын

Luboman411 Yes, it is shocking that some standard hurdled together stuff he read from the teleprompter is considered "his best speech". It looks like the parents and the kindergarten teacher talk about this challenged kid which did not bully another kid for 5 minutes "his best moment".

@carl.j917

7 жыл бұрын

His supporters and his party seem to love all the short fixes he proposes. Most of his ideas are crazy, they don't have any hard data to back them up or make sure they will work long term. He sees a problem and decides to chop it off without even thinking about the set of consequences getting rid of that problem could bring. It's problem solving 101, before you even try to solve a problem, you need a data gathering phase to make sure the solution won't bring up 2 or 3 new, harder to deal with problems.

@johnmoldoch3127

4 жыл бұрын

psychopaths.

@johnmoldoch3127

4 жыл бұрын

I have this theory that Trump need glasses to see the teleprompter, but he is too vain to wear them. Just like he is too vain to admit that he is bald, yet is willing to go out in public with the world's worst comb-over.

This is possibly Seth's best video yet. Perfect comedic timing and biting commentary.

@CNWhatImSaiyan

7 жыл бұрын

Coming from last night, it was clear that he was fucking ready!

@KibuShiyo

7 жыл бұрын

Ki11er Six This is the last place I thought I would see you randomly in the comments K6, lol!

@Ki11ersix

7 жыл бұрын

haha, I love anything that holds political leaders to task.

Wow, that's such a surprise.

@pietrojenkins6901

7 жыл бұрын

The KGB is watching you Himac. (btw Himac is your name backwards which is an actual machinery company)

@CNWhatImSaiyan

7 жыл бұрын

I know, riiiiiii-

Imagine if Hillary did this. Conservative hipocrasy at its finest.

@arizun8160

7 жыл бұрын

selfatrophy lol dont help the uneducated

@mikevantassel1994

7 жыл бұрын

Most voters are too dim to recognize hypocrisy if it slapped them in the face 20 times. American people will always vote against their best interest because they don't know any better. There's too many stubborn old people in our country that are susceptible to propaganda and biased media, and these are the people that are voting. Soon enough those generations will be dead and we can finally move forward as a country. Someday we'll all be educated enough to form our own valid opinions.

@meganparish137

7 жыл бұрын

Umm... She did! Loretta Lynch (former Attorney General) met with Bill Clinton on the back of a plane and talked with him privately during his wife's email investigation! She never fully recused herself from the investigation. Who's the hypocrite?!

@jiggrinder

7 жыл бұрын

Yes she did !!!She is a low as they get.

@britmichn

7 жыл бұрын

jiggrinder you don't like Hillary because she is a democratic I don't care for her either but Trump had done way more than she had been accused of and still support him stop being a hippcrite

The President must have multiple personalities. Sometimes he knows Putin, sometimes he doesn't.

@TorianTammas

7 жыл бұрын

Dox Rap This explains is perfectly well or he is just a notorious liar that does not remember his prior lies.

@summerstevens2547

7 жыл бұрын

+TorianTammas or just a really bad liar, ha ha!

@TardyTardigrade

7 жыл бұрын

I think he knows exactly what he says. His arrogance and ego make him believe that everyone will just take his word for it no matter how contradictory his statements are. In my opinion, he believes he has the right to do or say anything as POTUS and be obeyed.

everyday with this man in politics is chaos. I can't handle it anymore. Can he take a vacation and just leave for the next 4 years?

@janiegarces1300

7 жыл бұрын

Candice Nicole --- Actually, we're the ones that need the vacation!.. 😖

@lemeres2478

7 жыл бұрын

no, just seek asylum elsewhere. This place will be a crater when you return.

@aliciahudencial9467

7 жыл бұрын

Agree

@marklyles3335

7 жыл бұрын

Candice, LMAOROTF.

@Riiiversiiide

7 жыл бұрын

Candice Nicole the crazy thing is that all he's been doing is vacationing! Imagine how much damage he'd be capable of if he was actually in the office every day signing legislature instead of chilling in mar a lago!

I love A Closer Look! I don't even think anymore, I press that like button as soon as I press the play button 😭

USA won't lasts a year at this rate 😂😂😂😂

@TardyTardigrade

7 жыл бұрын

Speaking of the SS. I have to say that I was highly unimpressed with their appearance at the inauguration. For the most part overweight and middle aged guys in trench coats. I'm sure they know how to shoot well and are proficient in hand to hand combat, but so do/am I and millions of others. So it's not like they are some kind of supersoldiers or anything. It just felt like they were in less than peak physical condition. In other words not intimidating or a deterrent. They should be the best of the best, not the best of the average. I respect what they do, but not so much how they do it.

@SuperNoobTroll

7 жыл бұрын

If you believe FAKE NEWS

Great work Seth Meyers and team

@kiwimatt85

Жыл бұрын

Definitely not. Now look at it. Proven that it was all made up

How many people in the administration has ties to Russia, this seems repetitive even by political drama standards

@RAFMnBgaming

7 жыл бұрын

BladeWinters you think this is crazy wait till we start discovering which ones are cylons and which are from the slitheen crime family.

@BladeWinters

7 жыл бұрын

My nerd knowledge is a little weak but the first one is Battlestar Galatica and the second one is Doctor Who right?

@qu4dq0r3

7 жыл бұрын

yup both right .... and a nice analogy there aswel, well played winters :D

@howardjohnson8980

7 жыл бұрын

Dude, the administration is the same as the past. They are ALL puppets for the elites and federal reserve.

Is there anyone in the Trump quarter who _wasn't_ talking to the Russians? _Anyone?_ Melania?

@akizeta

7 жыл бұрын

I know, that's what makes it funny: the Russian is the only one who wasn't talking to the Russians. I think. Maybe she's actually Trump's KGB controller?

@Regimeshifts

7 жыл бұрын

She is the SPY man!! Infiltrated fully, and now has all the intel.

@kiwimatt85

Жыл бұрын

Yeah apparently Trump. We now know the Dems are the dictators. Your comment didn't age well

@akizeta

Жыл бұрын

@@kiwimatt85 Oh, are the Dems threatening to take your gas stove away because it might poison you? Such dictating! Much drama!

Just in. Jeff Sessions: "I did not have verbal intercourse with that Russian."

4:04 Sessions appears to have a case of testicle neck...

@zerotrace1

7 жыл бұрын

Well of course, he’s a dick head

@gusdupree9076

7 жыл бұрын

Miranda Pala well he is balls deep

@iNuchalHead

7 жыл бұрын

It's a dewlap.

@jamessoltis5407

7 жыл бұрын

Miranda Pala ...Trump has a neckgina, so neck balls are not out of place in this administration, which coincidentally is comprised largely of dickheads.

@KrisCarter

7 жыл бұрын

look at Orangina's neck, it looks like a sad saggy old shaved vaGINA. #CantBeUnseen

In a world full of hate, fear, and stress, Seth makes me feel safe and happy

Seth is like a gluten-free version of Stephen Cplbert

@tracyellis9965

7 жыл бұрын

It's Obama's fault he's a Russian spy

@janiegarces1300

7 жыл бұрын

Tracy Ellis --- ha ha ha ha.. you crack me up... ha ha ha.

@spiderman4674

7 жыл бұрын

Tracy Ellis L

Jesus... It's March. Did people really think putting him in office would decrease the amount of time he's on your screen. I'm sick of it!

@summerstevens2547

7 жыл бұрын

it's his reality TV show now 24/7.

@geoffsmith363

7 жыл бұрын

ikr? And I live in Canada! This hardly even effects us, yet we still get this stuff when we watch the news!

@blakemonway

7 жыл бұрын

Exotic Butters Oof, yeah, I feel real bad for all the people outside America. You all never voted for him, but you're still stuck here with us every day hearing about what horseshit the President Tweeted this time.

@vhinceagra4213

7 жыл бұрын

Naw man, watching shows like this is way better than soap operas from my country. Mediocre script, very very popular love teams as the lead roles. That sucks.

@evechewietan

7 жыл бұрын

Bmon624 You could say that again! Definitely Not our President!!! But we do want to exercise solidarity with Americans in their hour of shame, disappointment, mortification and perhaps, tragedy. As Navy Seal Owen and his family are the first victims of Trump, we do feel the entire country's pain at such unnecessary loss.

I live for these segments; Seth Meyer, you r awesome, I would have been pretty depressed for the next four years if it weren't for your comic relieve.

*OH WHOOOOOOOOOOO COULD'VE SEEEEEEEEN THIS COOOOOOOOMINNNNNG?!?!?*

Lmao this actually funny. Good job writing staff. Keep up the good work Seth

Oh that sound by the balloon 😂😂😂

Seth. Seeeeth! Thank you, Seth. Keep doing this Seth.

Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!

So like, did Seth cheat on his wife or something? These jokes are getting too specific.

@Micklemoose

7 жыл бұрын

I had that same thought.

@pippincovington1348

7 жыл бұрын

WingedSoda he's not writing his own jokes

@CNWhatImSaiyan

7 жыл бұрын

He's in a polygamist relationship with her and Stefon

@momentofzen4229

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking!

@tracyellis9965

7 жыл бұрын

Seth's wife is going to beat him when he gets home

I despised the George W. Bush administration and thought that nobody could do worse . . . until Trump. The Donald makes W's tenure seem like "the good old days." Sad!

@DorianMattar

7 жыл бұрын

+8111y Trump wants to parade our militar. Trump is just getting started. I don't want to think about what he could do if his back was against the wall.

@blakemonway

7 жыл бұрын

8111y That was near two years into W's Presidency. Give ol' T-Dawg some time, I'm sure he'll fail in a spectacularly horrific way, too. Probably won't realize the Russians invaded the rest of Crimea until he wakes up from his nap and turns on Fox News. Well, that's assuming he ever turns it off of Fox News in the first place.

@OrdinaryMike

7 жыл бұрын

Worst President Ever!

That balloon trick made my day, couldn't stop laughing!

Thanks for being one of those carrying the torch, Seth. Your writers are great, too.

How's that "Draining the swamp" going for ya Donald? #USCorruptAdministration

Who's next to go? Lolz Serves them right! 😝

That balloon joke will be the best joke of 2017

I completely lost it when he used that balloon :D:D

Seth you are awesome ...Why all the videos from this channel have very Low playing volume ? Did anybody have the same experience

Is it too early to be tired of winning? lmfao

I have been watching these for months and this is my favorite. I can't wait for tomorrows.

@CNWhatImSaiyan

7 жыл бұрын

It only airs Monday-Thursday

Matee I need this level of sarcasm in my life

Can we please just get Trump to resign?

Wow. Sessions ruined Donald's new media honeymoon! This is the first thing Sessions has ever done that made me truly happy.

That back-and-forth with Trump and Putin should be played nonstop on every news channel.

I found that balloon joke to be hilarious.

This cabinet is a mess!

6 weeks? why does it take so long until the impeachment?

One of the best ACLs that Seth has done. Bravo!

Photo opt of Trump dressed in that Navy Officer garb reminds me of the infamous, ridiculous Dukakis Marine helmet "Tank Moment" photo back in 1988! Hilarious!

"Boy what a mess" -What everyone's last words would be if they died right now

I need two charged camera batteries, 2 dozen gallons of water , a spaceship capabe of 99% light speed, and clear skies for take off. If anyone can help make this happen let me know! I will then come back to earth and all of this will be a distant past, a bronze age when people were at war with fact.

@digitaldan3304

7 жыл бұрын

No! Nnnnno! You will stay here and you will deal with it like all the rest of us. No spaceships for you!

@HongKongPhooey89

7 жыл бұрын

Andrew Anderson Looks like a good time to go explore the galaxy. I hear the sunsets in the TRAPPIST 1 system are lovely this time of year...

@blakemonway

7 жыл бұрын

Digital Dan Yeah, No Spaceship for you! Unless we come with you. Then you can have all the spaceships.

haha, that bit with the balloon was great!

Thank you Seth for being the high light of my day!

This is Newspeak people! When Trump says America first he means Russia first.

last time I was this early la la land had won an oscar.... is this joke too old?

@CNWhatImSaiyan

7 жыл бұрын

Yes

@janiegarces1300

7 жыл бұрын

Jesus B -- First time i'm hearing it. So, I'm the one that's late!. ha ha ha.. Sweet!!

@janiegarces1300

7 жыл бұрын

Jesus B -- First time i'm hearing it. So, I'm the one that's late!. ha ha ha.. Sweet!!

The leprechaun dig killed me omg

"You're all fake news!" Brilliant and well executed. I came back a few days later just to watch that part again.

I want that golden shower tape to surface. Someone please release it so we can just impeach Trump already. Please, pretty please, with a cherry on top.

@peace4myheart

7 жыл бұрын

The tape itself isn't reason for impeachment. It's just proof that is needed to show some credibility in the report that he is being blackmailed by the Russians. It also shows his relationship with Russian officials and Putin. In addition, it shows he lied about his relationship with Russia and its involvement in the election. Wouldn't that be considered treason, let alone a mere impeachment for lying under oath?

@summerstevens2547

7 жыл бұрын

+Choo Choo MotherTrucker wonder if they are blackmailing some of GOP for support or maybe all those male prostitutes that were reported outside RNC convention made tapes. Was very strange when mentioned on news that female prostitutes business was down and there were men imported for convention, maybe they were male Russian hookers? or maybe got something when hacked RNC but instead of giving it to WikiL are using it for blackmail against some GOP. stranger things have happened and are happening now... sure hope not!

@peace4myheart

7 жыл бұрын

Billy Mays - I thought it was a 35-page unverified document compiled by a former British intelligence officer. That British agent has been verified to be real and is currently in hiding. If it's a joke, then someone at 4chan must have made a very elaborate joke.

@circusboy90210

7 жыл бұрын

Not a crime.

@asuka_the_void_witch

7 жыл бұрын

To impeach the president he must be proven guilty of actual criminal activity.

...in Germany we say: " The fish always starts rotting on the head!"

Seth, never stop singing.

Seth, you sir are a savage!!! I love a Closer Look.

No need for a closer look. I have seen enough.

Putin: " Ukraine? MYkraine!" Also Putin: " USA? MYSA!"

I saw the ballon joke coming from a mile away but it still got me. Guess that really shows the execution really does make the joke

Seth Myers is my favorite of all the hosts.:)

Is it just me, or does Jeff Sessions look and act just like Mr. Sir in the movie Holes?

Yakov Smirnoff should be dusting off his old act about now.

just. what. I. needed. thank. you.

Seth was killing me. seriously hilarious

We should water board Trump to see how much he knows about this Russia thing.

@DorianMattar

7 жыл бұрын

+reggie moore Yeah! Best comment all night!!

Now I wonder, given how Trump's been as president so far, would you trade him for Hillary or Obama?

@ms_scribbles

7 жыл бұрын

Hell, at this point, I'd trade him for Dubya of all people.

@Jorjaraesmusic

7 жыл бұрын

StormWolf Dear lord, I never thought I'd see the day I missed Dubya, but I was young and idealistic once. I think. It's getting harder and harder to remember...

@TheBraunMachine2011

7 жыл бұрын

lol, you know you're not doing good as a president when Bush seems like a better choice lol

@queenoftheharpies8018

7 жыл бұрын

TheBraunMachine2011 I'll trade him for a stuffed 🐻, just sitting in the Oval Office, doing nothing. Trump's exhausting.

@TheBraunMachine2011

7 жыл бұрын

LOL, yeah, he is haha.

Thank You Seth. You make me laugh in these dark days. keep it up.

Awesome!

How bad is a presidential administration going when we have to give him loads of credit for giving a damn speech?

U.S. Code sections 1621 and 1001 of Title 18. Section 1621 covers general perjury, and stipulates that anyone who "willfully and contrary to such oath states or subscribes any material matter which he does not believe to be true" is guilty of perjury and shall be fined or imprisoned up to five years, or both. Section 1001 covers false statements more generally, without requiring an oath. The section stipulates that "whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the government of the United States, knowingly and willfully" falsifies or conceals information, including before a congressional committee's inquiry, may also be fined or imprisoned up to five years.

You make my day and make me laugh at impending disaster. Thanks.

The balloon part had me in tears 🤣

why is it a norm to lie without consequences ?

@RemmyCromwell

7 жыл бұрын

everybody lies

There IS a difference between a leader and a dictator.

I love your show. The balloon bit was hysterical!

Watching this on 9 November 2019. Nothing’s changed.

Whenever the Trump administration manages to take one step forward, they *immediately* run a marathon's number of steps back due to (insert reason here)

I don't understand why it was a good speech because he wear a earpiece and didn't say how he was going to make this magic happen.

Bloody brilliant Seth !

Glorious! Keep it up!

Is there anyone in this administration who has figured out how to wipe without getting it all over themselves?

Jeff sessions looks like Benjamin button

Seth Meyers is the most accurate news source anymore.

0:25 I love seeing Tweedledee and Tweedledum behind Trump's fake hair.

Can we have ONE week without a fucking scandal??

@CNWhatImSaiyan

7 жыл бұрын

We can't even muster a day!!

@Nocturnalux

7 жыл бұрын

Make that a few hours.

When trump promises winning, but takes more than 4 L's in 6 weeks.

It's really interesting to go back and watch these things! before knowing what hell this would become

Fantastic keep doing it

This presidency so far has actually been pathetic

Waterboard the old man sessions!!!!

That balloon joke had me cracking!!🤣🤣

Excellent research went into this clip!