“You married one woman Jeff, and she cut you in half” FUCKING BRUTAL

@karellmpurwana2084

2 жыл бұрын

Why everbody represented islam is the religion of married I sick of this shit

@truthseeker1934

2 жыл бұрын

@@karellmpurwana2084 harem was a common practice in the Muslim world (and many other ancient cultures), they weren't even wives, they're technically slaves. Muhammad had 2 sex slaves too (Mariya and Rayhanah). Although I'm not sure if Mansa Musa actually had harem.

@karellmpurwana2084

2 жыл бұрын

@@truthseeker1934 jews and Christian practices harlem back then But why islam only got represented Just because islam have a rule only have a maximal 4 wifes

@cjlooklin1914

2 жыл бұрын

@@truthseeker1934 I believe he had 4 wives, even if some of them were slaves considering he himself was born a slave and rose to power off of his own merit, I imagine he treated them well

@resonatingtruths

2 жыл бұрын

Remember to love and trust yourself first kzread.info/dash/bejne/eoN-ksqLZaquo6Q.html

"He aint a Bezos his real name is Jorgensen" hits like "This guy is a gansta? his real name is Clarence"

@chelseafcrocks82

2 жыл бұрын

that's what he was referencing! he says so in his reaction to his own battle

@chrisdalby

2 жыл бұрын

"And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage." Not so much for Jeff, though.

@TheCerebralDude

2 жыл бұрын

Mansa real first name or Scru? Scru’s government name is Darren

@thist4326

2 жыл бұрын

Fax

@lushvinyl

2 жыл бұрын

i also caught that reference lmao thanks mista!

Mansa Musa saying "take one small step towards a different 'prophet'", with prophet being a homophone for "profit" completely flew over my head the first time I watched this. Scru is INSANE!

@liborkundrat185

3 ай бұрын

I only got that because the same wordplay was done in Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs.

@mstrshalt

Ай бұрын

Don't forget that "One small step" was taken from the excerpt of Neil Armstrong's moon landing clip, playing on Bezos' space exploration with Blue Origin. Listen..... This whole damn thing was enjoyable af. To think this is my first ERB in yearsssss. I just decided to pull them up to see if they were still going. This vid did absolute justice and was the most ideal welcome back I could've ever imagined.

@giovanapieroni4403

Ай бұрын

My jaw is on the floor.

@deweyrice4440

10 күн бұрын

@@liborkundrat185not really, “excuse me while I turn heaven to prophet” doesn’t work as a sentence and jobs wasn’t really a prophet in any sense. Don’t really think they said that with a double meaning

Scru's rhythm and delivery is just so silky smooth. Should definitely invite him back more. He's a natural.

@adamthomas1222

5 ай бұрын

But it doesn't suit his character he's playing, like when you see key and peele, when they're rapping in character they changed their accents to suit the characters they're playing, scru is just rapping in his everyday accent

@ReblazeGaming

4 ай бұрын

@@adamthomas1222Why did you randomly bring up Key and Peele as a comparison? But anyway it’s fine rapping in your own accent, rather than then putting on an accent you’re not using to and doing it badly. Not tryna to hear some generic butchered African accent. Lots of other characters on this channel have the actors just use their own accent, it’s fine. Scru killed it🔥

@Levon777614

4 ай бұрын

@@ReblazeGaming Scru is from Nigeria though and he's displayed his accent a bunch of times in his vids, so he could have def done it.

@luckii.__17

3 ай бұрын

@@adamthomas1222 He had some of the best verses in the season, he should at least come back to write.

@charmelos1431

6 күн бұрын

​@@Levon777614Mansa Musa isn't Nigerian.

EpicLloyd has officially performed as three of the richest people in contemporary history: Bill Gates, Musk and now Bezos

@rohanbhattacharjee7228

2 жыл бұрын

and also the officially recorded richest man in the history of mankind. Mansa Musa.

@steamthoughts4424

2 жыл бұрын

dont forget lex luthor in that one superman rap from warp zone

@walterwhite5729

2 жыл бұрын

and Walter white

@steamthoughts4424

2 жыл бұрын

@@walterwhite5729 im starting to see a pattern

@walterwhite5729

2 жыл бұрын

@@steamthoughts4424 lol who else is rich and bald

"I've never heard of you" proceeds to rap about very specific parts of Mansa's history

@rimun5235

2 жыл бұрын

Heck, he even rapped about his predecessor (Abubakari II) sailing the sea…

@AuntieDawnsKitchen

2 жыл бұрын

I guess Bez is a Puppet History fan, too

@elbruces

2 жыл бұрын

Then later says he's "overrated." Which is it, Jeff?

@seigeengine

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, it wouldn't be a very interesting battle if one person just went "who the fuck even are you" over and over.

@vidard9863

2 жыл бұрын

to be fair honesty is not something i associate with him.

2:27 The first letters of this line spell out MILLIRAVI, which is an internal Amazon term for a banking error of $1,000,000 or more, very obscure and cool

@olivender420

6 ай бұрын

How did you ever notice that

@dvotion5819

2 ай бұрын

@@olivender420all the words first letters are capitalized, it is a type of code used in old military think of it like Affirmative Resistance Except Your Own Use Of Knowledge And Yay (ARE YOU OKAY)

@extreem3956

2 ай бұрын

@@dvotion5819 plus erb captions never go above one line so you know something's up lol

@nunyabiznez9597

2 ай бұрын

Thanks. I was wondering what MILLIRAVI was.

@mstrshalt

Ай бұрын

I was wondering why they were capitalized, cuz I found that odd. Makes sense now.

He said “RAMADAN!!” with such passion and heat I almost converted immediately.

@fish-froggs2662

11 ай бұрын

real

@akorn9943

10 ай бұрын

Allah Mode!

@isla2202

10 ай бұрын

inshallah brother

@Usonan-Foderation2016

10 ай бұрын

I've been close to converting too tbh

@reemalrossais9363

10 ай бұрын

@@Usonan-Foderation2016do it

Talk TO ME NICE! SHOUT OUT TO THE WHOLE ERB SQUAD for let in me be apart of this

@gamertrash14

2 жыл бұрын

W

@thekingofwar541

2 жыл бұрын

Scru

@Xabieru

2 жыл бұрын

W

@charlestoriola8707

2 жыл бұрын

SCRUUUU!!! Gratz man

@milkcube

2 жыл бұрын

MY BOIIIIII

Bezos: Hey Alexa, what do we have that he lacks? Alexa: Skills. Me: Hey Alexa, what time is it? Alexa: I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

@TheHeroWhoAsked

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@sacredknight2736

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@Sotryn_Fox

2 жыл бұрын

Jeff obviously has the fuckin Jarvis form of Alexa. Legit the only way she heard him first time.

@TheHeroWhoAsked

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sotryn_Fox he has plainrocks alexa

@frgwyn3760

2 жыл бұрын

My father is dead

Can we talk about how Scru went all the way back to Little Shop of Horrors for that diss on Bezos's girlfriend?

@olivender420

6 ай бұрын

Yes it’s amazing

“I expanded horizons with libraries and mosques While you chopped off the top of all the mom & pop shops All you widened was the gap between the haves and have-nots Now they’re ordering or living in your cardboard box!” That part alone is why Musa won. Plus it’s incredibly true.

@oneandy2

5 ай бұрын

Mansa Musa was a literal slaver. He owned thousands of humans.

@CyraxKiller1789

5 ай бұрын

@@oneandy2Source?

@moonfish3638

5 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@oneandy2musa did in the early 14th century, Bezos does it now

@oneandy2

5 ай бұрын

@@moonfish3638 That's probably the most first world zoomer problem I've ever heard. Comparing employment at Amazon to literal 14th century human enslavement.

@motokuchoma

5 ай бұрын

@@oneandy2 wanna check on how many people in amazon factories piss in bottles because they aren't allowed piss breaks. Because that happens more than occasionally

"You couldn't even hit top tier in Civ VI" My man Bezos clearly haven't seen a Spiffing Brit video before.

@chelrok8764

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the infinite Pantheon glitch with Desert Folklore and religiouss settlement.

@lelouchvibritannia3613

2 жыл бұрын

Only viable because of a glitch, so sad

@Quagony

2 жыл бұрын

facts. Just get the venetian arsenal up and free win

@tonypeppermint5329

2 жыл бұрын

@@lelouchvibritannia3613 Yeah.

@Northwite

2 жыл бұрын

100% Spiff could make anyone a god in that game.

My guy Musa was so rich, that on his hajj, he made a “small donation” to Egypt. It was actually so much money, it crashed egypts economy

@WiseSageBum

Жыл бұрын

It devalued gold in the region for a few months to a couple years, if I remember correctly Musa basically gave out gold or spent a bunch to build mosques, schools, etc to be charitable on his way to Mecca

@becketthayes1855

Жыл бұрын

@@WiseSageBum 12 years It devalued the economy for 12 years

@WiseSageBum

Жыл бұрын

@@becketthayes1855 Wow... I forgot it was that long...

@KingJuulien261

Жыл бұрын

@@becketthayes1855 Jesus christ..

@azf68

Жыл бұрын

i mean he had good intentions but uh.

I keep revisiting this one. Scru’s delivery, groove, and presence. Lloyd’s hammed-up Bezos faces and unsettling laughter. Certified classic that’s a blast to watch

You married one woman Jeff, and she cut you in half! Damn that line hit hard. Have to give it to Mansa for this 🙌

@AvengerAtIlipa

4 ай бұрын

"Earning back every penny only took me a month" was a nice rebuttal. Also, Musa was bragging about having sex slaves so that's a yikes.

@MrJustonemorevoice

3 ай бұрын

@@AvengerAtIlipa Harems could be paid my guy. And oftentimes the kids that resulted from these pairings could wind up in powerful positions (if not direct inheritance) in a kingdom. Most harem girls throughout history were on the ultimate easy sugar daddy train.

@AvengerAtIlipa

3 ай бұрын

@@MrJustonemorevoice So... he bought sex slaves?

@MrJustonemorevoice

3 ай бұрын

@@AvengerAtIlipa Cant speak for Mansa, haven't done enough research on him. But I can name at least one historical figure that used to be a concubine then became leader of their country (Empress Wu Zeitan)

@AvengerAtIlipa

3 ай бұрын

@@MrJustonemorevoice Yeah. She invented her own name and added it to the dictionary. She'd be a good contender for a future rap battle.

I like how Jeff claims to not have heard of him then proceeds to list off Musa's life story

@velaethia6

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. He lost right there lmao.

@theholydoge7616

2 жыл бұрын

Nah he just asked Alexa to look him up

@theholydoge7616

2 жыл бұрын

@Dante Toshiro64 why are you booing me? I'm right!

@antagonisticalex401

2 жыл бұрын

@@theholydoge7616 He's probably saying that you're right. He just means that it was a killer burn. That's why the dead skull emoji thing. Thank you for listening to me redundantly explaining a comment in the most unfun way possible.

@theholydoge7616

2 жыл бұрын

@@antagonisticalex401 you didnt explain my joke. Or did you not get it either?

Jeff: I've never heard your story. Also Jeff: (Proceeds to mention the things Mansa did)

@angac.6974

2 жыл бұрын

He googled it.

@niphraz6079

2 жыл бұрын

Secret fanboy lol

@JamesRolin

2 жыл бұрын

@@niphraz6079 beat me to it

@cristiantiniguar-sevilla467

2 жыл бұрын

Deadpool did the same thing to Boba Fett in their rap battle.

@dg4262

2 жыл бұрын

He asked alexa

Very nice religious references too. Call me biased but man, Mansa Musa killed it.

@invincible4u

24 күн бұрын

Facts.

The Mansa Muse 2nd verse is actually one of the best things ERB has ever made

1. Scru did absolutely incredible 2. Lloyd continues to be a human chameleon in the best way 3. This instrumental is godly

@dario6463

2 жыл бұрын

4. The roasts were RUTHLESS.

@ERB

2 жыл бұрын

4. All you folk out there watching are the best! New battle coming next month :)

@ChoaiDode

2 жыл бұрын

@@ERB oh hey

@Phat_Gamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@ERB better drop it on my birthday lol

@Novaevo

2 жыл бұрын

John Wick VS Ethan Hunt?!

"A harem of women is what I had on my staff, you married one woman, Jeff and she cut you in half." Musa killed it.

@johnathonhaney8291

2 жыл бұрын

And before that, "Lex Loser".

@spiralentree737

2 жыл бұрын

"What's the long term play in giving your money away cuz now I feed your whole country for the price cup of coffee per day"

@qwertyman1511

2 жыл бұрын

that's not what a harem is though. our modern definition is a left over from Orientalism. aka, what some wrinkly fellas made up after they were denied entry some place.

@nekrataali

2 жыл бұрын

Musa's first verse was kind of weak, but then Bezos got absolutely rekkt in the second lol

@bluepanther4356

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwertyman1511 Harem means wives or women in Arabic

Best Disses: Mansa Musa Best Flow: Bezoes Loser:Egypt's Economy

@TheHoogler

3 ай бұрын

“David Pecker picked a peck of your Peter pics” was way better flow control than what anything Bezos said. JS

@TheHoogler

3 ай бұрын

You right about the economy tho 😂😂

@FaunyOne

3 ай бұрын

@@TheHooglerHeck yeah, he don't know flow at all lol

@amirhaikal6672

2 ай бұрын

Mansa is from Mali.

@therealevilmudbug

2 ай бұрын

@@amirhaikal6672 Yeah and Musa crashed Egypt's economy

I just realized when that Bezos said "I revolutionized delivery", he meant both Amazon's delivery and his rap delivery. Genius.

@qfmarsh64

8 ай бұрын

Flywheel flows.

@bryrinpedroncelli9362

4 ай бұрын

This was the closest comment I could find that mentions the random Star Trek character in the background

“You getting ate up, should’ve battles me on Ramadan” - had me 😲

@Crowology_777

2 жыл бұрын

Mansa Musa’s second verse is top 10 all time.

@sarhalianvlog9261

2 жыл бұрын

https:kzread.info/dash/bejne/fY6Ns7aSZa_AepM.html

@dredark3

2 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?!

@generalmoonstone

2 жыл бұрын

I think that line won the battle for Mansa Musa.

@noobiloler4000

2 жыл бұрын

@black king shredda i bet this guy doesnt know its the same god

When i was young i liked to say who won. But now i just enjoy

@petiteexplication6249

2 жыл бұрын

Im early to a pinned comment thats nice

@ERB

2 жыл бұрын

Respect.

@spqr1023

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@MrSpectacles

2 жыл бұрын

I always just enjoyed 😂

@chefhatvr2125

2 жыл бұрын

I think you should do king aurthur vrs king tut

Mansa Musa is one of my favorite black people from pre-colonialism world history. His ( Mansa Musa ) life story deserves to be taught in schools world wide. There’s no doubt in my mind that he won this rap battle, bezos can’t compare.

@ayyylmao101

Жыл бұрын

Bless the man. Also, not knocking ya, but the first part of your comment - "one of my favourite black people" - is HILARIOUS to me for whatever reason XDD

@miguelcarunchod.1493

11 ай бұрын

Do you know slavery is still legal in Mali?. He was likely not paying with gold but with salt, Mali has gold and salt mines. And I asume the reason why he was giving away so much "geld" (in german gold and money are the same word (EDIT:turns out it is not the same word)) was to cause inflation so when the subsequent deflation came people would sell/get rid of their workers and slaves, which is a normal thing during deflation, so Mansa Musa would buy them and sell them in other place for a higher value. Amazon pretty much does the same strategy with their low prices establishing monopolies.

@ligma212

11 ай бұрын

​@@miguelcarunchod.1493unfortunately it still exists in a lot of places including America but here we just call it prisons aka the prison industrial complex who makes people brought in for non violent crimes like drugs and have them make military equipment for the military industrial complex

@miguelcarunchod.1493

11 ай бұрын

@@ligma212 That's penitential labour, It also destroys the USA economy with their low prices. Slavery is a different thing because 80% percent of all known slavery is s** slavery.

@gastonborda5607

10 ай бұрын

@@miguelcarunchod.1493 While you're not wrong about the economic strategy, it's also part of the muslim religion to share your wealth during your trip to Mecca, and Musa was a very devout follower. It's possible that him crashing economies on his way to Mecca was just a legit accident. Mali at the time of his trip was the richest empire in Africa, and some argue Mansa Musa still is to this day the wealthiest man to have ever lived. We need a time machine and some truth serum to find out if he accidentallied those economies or if it was a slave investment

I am an extremely big fan of Musa at the middle dancing at 2:13 Radiating nothing but joy

@akorn9943

6 ай бұрын

The lyrics going on are a straight massacre but he’s back there just here to have fun 😌

"You gettin' ate up, you should've battled me on Ramadan" by the inflection in Scru's voice alone you can tell he knows that was fire

@edwardkanu8328

2 жыл бұрын

this was sooo fire

@squishydough2866

2 жыл бұрын

He absolutely knew that was fire kzread.info/dash/bejne/e6Kns7ODh9XZpc4.html

@LovenArtiste

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah that was the line for me!!! I had to stop and rewind 😂🔥🔥🔥

@theunsmartasian1087

2 жыл бұрын

He knows it’s a Don demarco

@jamesfox8871

2 жыл бұрын

Scru sounded like he dose when he repaets a line in his review videos🤣 i love how passionate he is about lyrics. Modern day poet!

Each one of Musa's rhymes was a banger. Bezos rapped like I imagine the actual Jeff Bezos would rap.

@gregoriusandrianto6130

2 жыл бұрын

This is gold. They captured the Bezos persona perfectly.

@samuelcordova9642

2 жыл бұрын

@@gregoriusandrianto6130 ahhhhhh gold i see what u did there

@brookefoxie9610

2 жыл бұрын

at least I love the bias because screw bezos

@Dennis-nc3vw

2 жыл бұрын

I actually thought Bezos won when I listened to the audio release a few days ago, but his choreography was really weak here and maybe that bled into our perception of his raps.

@yudi-weiss3827

2 жыл бұрын

Dude ALLAH MODE was insane

The first two lines of Musa’s second verse are so catchy

All jokes aside, Mansa Musa is probably the most interesting historical figure you've never heard of

“You getting ate up , you should’ve battled me at Ramadan “ is a top tier line

@muhammadzariff7075

2 жыл бұрын

Legendary line

Fun Fact: Mansa Musa, on his pilgrimage to Mecca, historically gave away so much gold, he crashed the economies of the communities he passed through and actually devalued the price of gold throughout the Arabian Peninsula. To fix the economy, he bought all that gold back at a higher price. The man was fucking swimming in wealth.

@HardtoHandleThisFella

2 жыл бұрын

Glad that knowledge is out there and it's being shared

@GumSkyloard

2 жыл бұрын

That explains why he's battling Bezos: Two rich people that influenced their world in a major way.

@shimerrill967

2 жыл бұрын

Richest guy in the desert

@GatesOfAvalon1

2 жыл бұрын

He was richer then bezos too

@Smittel

2 жыл бұрын

and he gave it to those thst have less. bezos drops into a fit when hes asked to pay half a percent in tax

Even almost 2 years later, this is still one of the best ERB's of all time. The lines were straight up godly, with both sides dishing out roast after roast, but the instrumental is what really brings this battle to god-tier. I like how in Bezos's verses, you hear more techno sounds than Musa's instrumentals. Also, I love the occasional church bell sounds. Overall great battle. "Egghead, with a huge set of huevos" -EpicLloyd

The beat on this is fucking crazy

"Al Gore Rhythm" and "Allah mode" were the hardest hitting lines IMO. Mansa took the dub

@MaxBerson

2 жыл бұрын

Blue Origin

@invincible4u

24 күн бұрын

Fr. He slayed.

@ItemCollecter

23 күн бұрын

'You gettin' ate up, you shoulda battled me on Ramadan' also goes hard

The guy playing Mansa Musa absolutely killed it. Hopefully he comes back for another battle.

@spoox-jadebladegamer2294

2 жыл бұрын

Scru Face Jean, he's so great

@jermekfrederick

2 жыл бұрын

SCRU FACCCEEEEE MY BROTHAAA

@blunk778

2 жыл бұрын

@@theAlpha1031 still does he just wanted to wait till his was uploaded before he continued cause he knew doing this would get him more subs so people see the new reacts

@liqqidsurgegaming2970

2 жыл бұрын

He’s an actual rapper. He’s music is actually good.

@vaddix9980

2 жыл бұрын

Scru Face Jean sucks.

I learned who Mansa Musa was thanks to ERB. Who knew they'd be so educational?

I'm convinced Mansa Musa found an actual genie and wished for infinite wealth.

@iamacatperson7226

Жыл бұрын

I'd believe it, he was on a whole other level than even today's richest. He was estimated to have like double Elon Musk's networth (IDK if Musk still the richest today but I think he is)

@power_0007

Жыл бұрын

@@iamacatperson7226 it is literally impossible hahaha

@iamacatperson7226

Жыл бұрын

@@power_0007 or is it? *Vsauce theme*

@rudelwolf1591

3 ай бұрын

i mean, there wasn't really anything he had to wish for. the wealth of mali and therefore mansa musa came from the fact that they had some of the biggest gold mines in history and managed to build a massive trade empire in salt and gold through this. At mansa musas time, it is estimated that a third of all gold in circulation was of mali origin. And as gold was literally money then, he basically held a third of the economy of the then known and connected world in his hands.

Ah yes, my favorite Epic Rap Battle of History, “Bezos vs Musa Final Full Rez”

@amandapanda5087

2 жыл бұрын

Mine too

@milkthatsnotsour

2 жыл бұрын

a very good battle.

@KFP_Fanboy

2 жыл бұрын

Kung Fu Panda Vs. Maui

@FractalNinja

2 жыл бұрын

WITNESSED!

@JPZaGod

2 жыл бұрын

Early gang

Just noticed, Musa's rap was almost totally clean, no swears at all, and he still slays.

@jeremywatters2295

2 жыл бұрын

@@cantbefilmingmebrutha8538 Because swearing is a sin in both Christianity and Islam.

@gamerstheater1187

2 жыл бұрын

I love how Jeff also only swore once 😂

@DragonSlayer0-0

2 жыл бұрын

He said piss I don’t know it’s cussing

@CR7GOATofFootball

2 жыл бұрын

@@DragonSlayer0-0 nah piss ain't a cuss word. I'm a Christian and I don't even consider "shit" a cuss word. My Dad disagrees though.

@DragonSlayer0-0

2 жыл бұрын

@@CR7GOATofFootball I disagree with shit it is a cuss word but my children says SHIT ON PURPOSE oh of course the belt is coming their way

"Wallah, by the holy Quran I lay my hand upon I blaze Bezos Inflict inflamatory damage on" god, his first verse goes absolutely insane. probably one of the best rappers in erb history imo

It took me a year and the many re-watches to realize that "Lord of the Rings" didn't refer to the TV show but the security system, even with that musical queue. God, Amazon owns too much.

@snowfox6795

Ай бұрын

I was wondering what that was a reference to, i thought it was a sound effect from an old LOTR game. But isn't it a double reference to the Ring doorbells and the Amazon Prime Tv series LOTR Rings of Power ? or was that before then

@MakeVarahHappen

Ай бұрын

@@snowfox6795 I think the show was at least announced before the video so yes but it's a double entender, in the first layer is the security system because grammatically it doesn't really make sense as a boast otherwise. Like he's making LotR references and ending with a justification for bringing up the franchise in the first place. Otherwise it's just a non sequitur that doesn't go anywhere.

“Your getting eaten up, you shoulda battled me on Ramadan” Holy Shit Mansa killed him

@geert574

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno the Civ 6 thing was pretty good

@noahconen412

2 жыл бұрын

@Jason Todd idk man the allah mode and Ramadan lines were insane

@noahconen412

2 жыл бұрын

@@geert574 true bro erb is just so sick lol

@anthony42-

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah ikr 😅

@TeleTrenta

2 жыл бұрын

@Jason Todd manas' second verse is debatably better than his first, it was fire. On jeffs part, i only like jeff's audible line.

The guy who played Mansa Musa has possibly the greatest flow in any of these. Dude was perfect

@jdmannnn

2 жыл бұрын

His name is Scru Face Jean

@snapturtle3253

2 жыл бұрын

scru face jean. and he break down this very own video

@charlesjefferson4372

2 жыл бұрын

Yep he's an actual rapper

@elosozelo

2 жыл бұрын

Yea, lyrically on another level

@user-lh1uu7cs9u

2 жыл бұрын

Because he's an actual rapper. It's cool that he's there because he said he wanted to way back

"Feed me Seymore lips" LMAO That lil shop of horrors line tho

Did anyone notice that fenomenal instrumentation throughout the entire video? It made this battle especially epic.

“Your ship has sailed just like the guy before you” is an amazing line. The whole reason Mansa Musa became the emperor of Mali was because his predecessor went off exploring the Atlantic and never returned.

@Dennis-nc3vw

2 жыл бұрын

Jeff says he never heard his story yet he knows everything about him.

@ET_FRB

2 жыл бұрын

So his predecessor went to go get milk?

@ELmayberry

2 жыл бұрын

@@ET_FRB no.. he left to get cigarettes 👀

@foodeater1236

2 жыл бұрын

@@ET_FRB dude sailed the Atlantic just to get the best damn milk to ever exist

“You married one woman Jeff and she cut you in half.” Hit hard with that one 😳

@anonymoususer4706

2 жыл бұрын

The rebuttal about getting it back in a month softened it up, still a great line though.

@djsahilking3807

2 жыл бұрын

40 billion so what earning every penny took me 1 month lol😂

@m33a

2 жыл бұрын

the most painful one lol

"Ayo, Lex Loser You look like a villain in comic-con, You getting ate up, You shouldve battled me in Ramadan" This isnt a rap battle anymore, its first-degree murder

It's rare to see both characters rapping like they're just having a good time. Usually one's grumpy or cocky, but this is just a feel-good episode.

@wglowrey1

2 жыл бұрын

Easy to feel good when you're literally the richest person in the world at your point in history.

@someoneontheinternet9462

2 жыл бұрын

@@wglowrey1 I mean, musk is definitely above but still

@mynamejeff4642

2 жыл бұрын

@@someoneontheinternet9462 but mansa musa still the richest

@someoneontheinternet9462

2 жыл бұрын

@@mynamejeff4642 …..yeah ik

@ricardobautista-garcia8492

2 жыл бұрын

They are billionaires, both have nothing to lose. Well, Musa's quality of life was much lower than Bezos.

Nobody talking about how despite Mansa Musa not having the last line, he fucking DECIMATED Bezos. Scru has incredible delivery

@uncletiggermclaren7592

2 жыл бұрын

Amen. I cringed for Bezos when the dick-pic-hit was followed up by the "Feed me Seymour" lips. Imagine having so much of your life exposed. Mansa would have had heads taken until people knew not to share or like.

@SB-gm9yx

2 жыл бұрын

'Incredible delivery' 😂 Whether intentional or not, that right there is a great pun!

@GhoulOfTheSouth

2 жыл бұрын

Mansa musa squashed him

@chrislambert6472

2 жыл бұрын

Fr it wasn't even close only thing that Bezos hit hard with was his last line lmfao

@MrMartinGales

2 жыл бұрын

Mansa did have strong delivery, but he's just a weak character. Almost like no one knows who he was and no one cares. The whole text from both sides was about Bezos. Easy win for Bezos.

"3 years trek to mecca, man you must be trippin. Once click -I'll get you there overnight with free shipping" Thats funny asf

Beat dropped harder than Egypt’s Economy

Best flow : Jeff Bezos Best disses : Mansa Musa Overall winner : Bezos’ wife

@DozerfleetProd

2 жыл бұрын

With enough prep time, she'll destroy anyone.

@detailedanimation

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@moustapha956

2 жыл бұрын

bro you legitimately made me lmfao

"You getting eaten up , should've battled on Ramadan" Damn he killed it

@Christy426

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/dIx5j5WSmbO-Yqg.html

@clintmeyer6856

2 жыл бұрын

Best bar, by far

0:36 one of my favourite details in ERB, Musa in the distance vibing like crazy 😂

Just barely realizing how perfect this matchup and casting is. The most underrated battle 🙌🙌

Not gonna lie, Mansa Musa seems like the coolest person ever

@KOMATSUSHIRO

2 жыл бұрын

Through history, Cool people have had something to do with slaves.

@glarnboudin4462

2 жыл бұрын

Dude was fucking fascinating, yeah.

@memetos9375

2 жыл бұрын

What about Jesus

@ghostface9731

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah scru face different

@obscureoccultist9158

2 жыл бұрын

Dude was so charitable with his money that he single handedly destroyed the Egyptian economy and made gold worthless during his pilgrimage to Mecca. My man Mansa Munsa is one of the most fascinating rulers to have existed.

"He ain't a Bezos, his real name is Jorgenssen" "He think he is a gangster? His real name is Clarence" Classic never gets old)

@WillPhil290

2 жыл бұрын

Shit that one went over my head... Lol nice!

@MOoOohamed1

2 жыл бұрын

and Clarence lives at home with both parents

@xXDiabloXx

2 жыл бұрын

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who caught that reference, such a classic diss

@jayrodgalaus6243

2 жыл бұрын

@@MOoOohamed1 and Clarence's parents have a real good marriage

@BiggusNickus

2 жыл бұрын

@@MOoOohamed1 and Clarence parents have a real good marriage!

One thing Mansa Musa could have used was the fact that Jefferey said he didn't know his story, then proceeded to say that Mansa Musa left economies inflated and that he traded salt implying he knew the story of Mansa Musa's economic damage.

It makes me really happy to see Scru Face Jean finally in ERB

“You gettin’ ate up, you should’ve battled me on Ramadan” was my personal favorite.

@dbutler9319

2 жыл бұрын

Decisive victory

@HiiPower1

2 жыл бұрын

That shit was fire 🔥

@80cantgetright

2 жыл бұрын

Savage bar!

@TheG_Boy

2 жыл бұрын

brutal bar it was so good

"you're overrated, like you leave economies, inflated." Mansa Musa flaunted so much of his wealth whilst in Egypt on his way to Mecca that he devastated the regional economy.

@Connor-ONeill

2 жыл бұрын

And then restored it by buying the gold back, with interest, to take it out of circulation.

@ibrahimjavaid1253

2 жыл бұрын

That's a fkex

@RealAnita926

2 жыл бұрын

@@Connor-ONeill lies

@Kpimpmaster

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think that was his intention

@GumSkyloard

2 жыл бұрын

It is said that wherever he walked, he crushed economies.

Dude every fucking line in this was fire. I keep coming back month after month to binge it again. And soo deep too!

I’m so glad I live In the same planet, timeline and time frame as these guys. They are the best. Happy 12 year anniversary ERB team!

“Alexa, what do we have that he lacks?” “Skills.” That’s easily one of my favorite finishers, very well done.

@tylereli7593

2 жыл бұрын

TIL fixing typos removes hearts

@horiavelciu31

2 жыл бұрын

Killer indeed!

@johnnm3207

2 жыл бұрын

it had me screaming

@texanplayer7651

2 жыл бұрын

That's still nothing compared to "Miss Carriage" in Cleopatra vs Monroe

@JollyWanker

2 жыл бұрын

@@texanplayer7651 even men felt that miss carriage line. There aren't many woman vs woman ERBs, but when they happen, you just *know* it's going to be ruthless as fuck. When women fight, broooo, it's claws out lol

The single line "King of Mali" sounded SOOOO FUCKING GOOD. Like it was perfect.

@valkyriesmilk6697

2 жыл бұрын

Seeing as he's a rapper he knows how to really deliver lines love Scru

@magicalpj

2 жыл бұрын

Scru Face Jean is a KING. Only fitting that he'd play Mansa Musa.

@crystallineamore4462

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just here to support Scru and see people give him his props in the comments 😩

@nevadajuice836

2 жыл бұрын

True you can tell he's a rapper some of the most random lines sounds great because of the delivery I guess part of that is him just having a really good voice

@jocosesonata

2 жыл бұрын

0:24 - For replay.

I am hard of hearing and my hearing fluctuates. This was the first song I listened to from you guys in a long time, and the beat I could hear in my hearing aids, like specific instruments or parts of the instrumental. and it was so fun to listen to, thank you so much.

I will single-handedly give this song the views it deserves.

I am once again asking for Otto von Bismarck vs Margret Thatcher. As for who won, Mansa Musa. He had consistently good disses, Bezos didn't.

@ericgodfrey6401

2 жыл бұрын

maybe bring back the actress who played Julia Child for Margret Thatcher?

@SorceressJacklyn

2 жыл бұрын

Well, Bismarck does have a plan. Bismarck ALWAYS has a plan.

@dhalterman

2 жыл бұрын

@@SorceressJacklyn Be so damned hilarious if they drop that reference in the lyrics - even if it's "wait for circumstances to present themselves to formulate an advantageous plan".

@casparvoncampenhausen5249

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes

@casparvoncampenhausen5249

2 жыл бұрын

There's so much material

Ok but the "Musa I'm Lyrically Lethal I'm Relentless African Verse Immune" part was actually super clever. It's all capitalized because the first letter of each word spells out "milliravi" which was a term Bezos once used as a clap-back to people saying Amazon would go bankrupt back in 2003. He said it meant a miscalculation of a million dollars or more, and also titled Amazon's next quarterly report "Meaningful Innovation Leads, Launches, Inspires Relentless Amazon Visitor Improvements" to make it an acronym. Subtle but genius line!

@markcarey67

2 жыл бұрын

I knew there had to be something to that line I was missing. Cheers.

@bethanienaylor

2 жыл бұрын

Wow 😯

@mr.moistly1633

2 жыл бұрын

Top tier explanation. Line went from weird to clever after reading that

@Ianskogberg

2 жыл бұрын

Hat's off to you sir 🤠

@giannipiccioni8411

2 жыл бұрын

I swear to god, those ar ERB know how to do their research AND implement that in their verses. They truly know how to make a difference.

I saw Scru in the thumbnail and said “no way”

Some of the hardest and cleverest lines in ERB history

I love that every bar uses their actual history. Nothing is random or just filling air.

@IcespherePlaysGames

2 жыл бұрын

That's why I love ERB

@ididntaskverified3663

2 жыл бұрын

As all vids should be

@LordSplynter

2 жыл бұрын

that's ERB for you

@ChesireWaltz

2 жыл бұрын

The accidentally killing mom thing was new tho, I'm gonna have to look into that 🤔

@safersephiroth943

2 жыл бұрын

Yup. They’ve grown so much since they first started with John Lennon vs bill O’Riley

I’m not even lying bro ERB prepared me for all of the history that was thrown at me thank y’all so much for the entertaining history

@ERB

2 жыл бұрын

Comments like this make it all worthwhile. Thank you for watching Joe.

@arjunsarin9403

2 жыл бұрын

It's so fun reading up on the history of the characters and then when you come back to all the disses it's like "OH" "bro what was sick"

@tippitytop2673

2 жыл бұрын

Ignaty Shadrin was here 😎😎😎

@edwarddesive4605

2 жыл бұрын

Bru love your reactions man

@echo8481

2 жыл бұрын

i literally learned so much from watching 2 figures rap it out, thanks erb. just to clarify, i didn't know anything related to the disses till i checked the wiki, the amount of genius in every diss and word makes my brain explode.

The civ 6 bar was fire

This was one of the best. It has one of the best beats and verse. ERB is the gold standard of youtube. 👌

Musa chopped Bezos, but God damn, that Civ VI bar was ruthless.

@leroyj62

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLastMillennials LMAO

@ashmazr3539

2 жыл бұрын

Could.you explain that bar?? I know it was meant to be a hard hitting bar but dunno what it means.

@Neverknot47

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashmazr3539 civ vi is a videogame, his character is not a top tier character in that game.

@becomingsentient1208

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashmazr3539 Civilization VI

@ashmazr3539

2 жыл бұрын

@@Neverknot47 Ahh thank you

when bezos says “Musa Im Lyrically Lethal I’m Relentless African Verse Immune” all the first letters make the word Milliravi, a word Bezos invented meaning ‘a significant mathematical error of 1 million dollars or more’.

@xenonify8446

2 жыл бұрын

wow, that’s crazy

@Ripsaw51

2 жыл бұрын

You KNOW they've been waiting for someone to notice that

@commandercaptain4664

2 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if that's next level nerd logic or just billionaires making up crap for the masses to horf.

@MarcoTheGreat127

2 жыл бұрын

Wha- how the hell did you spot that?

@dogedog8686

2 жыл бұрын

@@MarcoTheGreat127 He's either a genius or he looked at the wiki

I feel like something that always get underappreciated is the editing. You don't realize all the subtle details they put in. Like at 0:36 where they zoomed out but kept him dancing in the backround. They spend so much time on the verses and the video it's just perfect

Man, the flow and some of these lyrics just completely blow me away. So well done.

Bezos has his moments but Mansa Musa dominated the whole battle

@Historicutuber

2 жыл бұрын

Damn straight

@gabbar51ngh

2 жыл бұрын

For me Mansa dominated in the beginning. I though he would win but by the end, Bezos took over. I think they deliberately make videos like it as to not look too biased on any side as they say "You decide."

"Want workers that dont piss, hire some camels" Goddamn that one was deserved

@low_vibration

2 жыл бұрын

He should do what musa did and just use actual slaves

@notize8246

2 жыл бұрын

My fav KZread video right now no lie kzread.info/dash/bejne/lZdkl8OYpMfYo7g.html 👋

@TheLastMillennials

2 жыл бұрын

You do realize Mansa Musa died in 1337 hundreds of years before America was even conceived

@norabrandt4078

2 жыл бұрын

Kanye West Africa

@timesnewroman2299

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLastMillennials What does that have to do with anything?

This video has been out for just over two years now and I still check back in probably once a week to watch it. It’s just 🔥

Apparently Mansa Musa was so rich that when he went to Egypt, he accidentally devalued their currency by 40%.

Best disses: Mansa Musa Best flow: Also Mansa Musa Last Laugh: Alexa Verdict: Bezos still has more money than everyone in this comment section combined :/

@arkovi3643

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, and Mansa Musa still has twice as much as him in net worth, and he's dead :P

@abdullahahmad6829

2 жыл бұрын

x100000

@krco9716

2 жыл бұрын

What you know, maybe our favourite Afro-American already left a comment

@0816M3RC

2 жыл бұрын

@@arkovi3643 I mean he did rule a country (that is now extremely poor) so it is possible that a lot of that wealth is the Mali Empire's wealth but not his personal wealth. From the wikipedia page regarding Musa's wealth: "Though some sources have estimated his wealth as equivalent to US$400 billion, his actual wealth is impossible to accurately calculate. Contemporary Arabic sources may have been trying to express that Musa had more gold than they thought possible, rather than trying to give an exact number. Furthermore, it is difficult to meaningfully compare the wealth of historical figures such as Mansa Musa, due to the difficulty of separating the personal wealth of a monarch from the wealth of the state and the difficulty of comparing wealth in highly different societies."

@Gilamath.

2 жыл бұрын

@@0816M3RC what we do know, is that Mansa Sahib was way more generous with his wealth during his Hajj than Bezos will probably ever be

Aye, SCRU KILLED THAT SHIT!!! And as a Muslim, THAT RAMADAN BAR WENT HARDDDDDDD

@SkoloT

2 жыл бұрын

YESSSSS THAT BAR WAS CRAAAAZY

@grettalisacaylen4793

2 жыл бұрын

not even Muslim but damn that line went hard asf

@gido9467

2 жыл бұрын

That line converted me.

@wat2206

2 жыл бұрын

@UCS8G7JDp_xdwMsBMy-l5thA True

Love that you got Scru in with ya guys.

My aunt meet Jeff Bezos in a Luxus restaurant in a luxus harbour. They even talked... and she said he looks old and is fat. And ofc young beautiful girls were with him in both arms 🤨

Fun fact: You’re closer to being a millionaire than Mansa and Jeff

@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828

Жыл бұрын

ikr, mansa musa had $0

@blank1393

Жыл бұрын

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 he had dat gold though

@acommenter3939

Жыл бұрын

Yep, because they're so many billions away from being worth a million

@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828

Жыл бұрын

@@acommenter3939 thats da joke

@acommenter3939

Жыл бұрын

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 I know.

I think Jeff's last verse was the best, but Mansa won with consistently good flow, flips, and wordplay.

@magmat0585

2 жыл бұрын

agreed, the guy who did Mansa has a better flow than epiclloyd in my (non-expert) opinion

@maxastro

2 жыл бұрын

@@magmat0585 Scru Face Jean be fuckin' blushing to hear you say that I'm sure, he's a big fan of Lloyd.

@Throngler_

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@MonsieurGaslight

2 жыл бұрын

@@Throngler_ same to you

ERB has been the only thing I've been watching for the last week.

I’ve been away from this ch for too. Long.. glad to see it’s still fire 🔥

*In 70 years in history class* Teacher: How did Jeff Bezos die? Grandson: He was murdered by Mansa Musa.

@knox7813

2 жыл бұрын

in a rap battle 😂🤣

@bankerduck4925

2 жыл бұрын

Cool profile picture.

@xercuses5778

2 жыл бұрын

Nah bezos destroyed musa here

@alphabravoindia5267

2 жыл бұрын

@@xercuses5778 Respectfully disagree. Mansa Musa totally slayed. One of my favorite rappers on ERB. If I get a 5 on the APWH exam, I'm thanking this video as well as the Rasputin vs Stalin one.

@xercuses5778

2 жыл бұрын

@@alphabravoindia5267 Fair but i think bezos's firepower and i really liked the feel to his charater its what gave him the win to me

“ you getting ate up, you should of battled me on Ramadan” As a Muslim, that shit went hard as fuck. Mad props my g, happy you made it to erb.

@texasallstar6969

2 жыл бұрын

do you have to wear a dress too?

@Justakidthatrantsisapimp

2 жыл бұрын

@@texasallstar6969 Wear this ratio

@abdallanassar9124

2 жыл бұрын

@@Justakidthatrantsisapimp w

@Justakidthatrantsisapimp

2 жыл бұрын

@@abdallanassar9124 I've gotten so many of these in YT chats this week

@ToumapassarZEZOCA

2 жыл бұрын

Should've

This has to be one of the best ones yet

"Im hard corporate, top-tier in the forbes list ... you couldnt even hit top tier in Civ VI" X,D bro that caught me off guard so bad i did a spit take

Musa’s flow on this was was absolutely killer honestly

@ghyprh

2 жыл бұрын

It helps Scru is a legit rapper who's even been on 2 of Tech N9ne's albums!

@MrCrazysnoopy

2 жыл бұрын

Call the police it was a murderer!

@amirhaikal8304

2 жыл бұрын

of course it would its scru

@YeCrustModifier

2 жыл бұрын

Musa dropped the Don DiMarco bang bang!

@Jluyoungzone

2 жыл бұрын

@@YeCrustModifier Shit like that