This is so great. Artie is in his golden era of being energetic and funny, Howard is quick and great at naturally pushing the conversation forward, robin emasculating, and Benny not making a noise and just feeding Howard kick ass lines. And of corse JD young and nervous and all the gold he brings. This is the best

@jessicacarver3503

2 жыл бұрын

Robin emasculating lol

@septixskeptix1107

Жыл бұрын

Artie being funny? Must've missed that episode.

@estebancomulet

Жыл бұрын

yeah totally agree, was always lovely to see Artie firing on all cylinders. Not in that mood where he's just laughing inanely, but not actually contributing, just getting through the show at all costs, or where's just silent or struggling to stay awake, or gassing away endlessly, telling obnoxious stories. This is one where he's wonderful - dry, scintillating, his stories are eloquently expressed and not a second too long or short, just right...And he's learnt (from Howard) the trick of not laughing at his own jokes, just having the confidence to let them lie there and breathe, and give them a deadpan genius...

@notrend_

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@zikebucan1785

Жыл бұрын

Arties first 4-5 years were great

My favorite JD moment was when he was complaining to Howard about having to record the Eric the Actor country music show. He said he was so bored he had to stand up so he wouldn’t fall asleep 😂

@Equint77

Жыл бұрын

And then howard forbid him from coming to the office at midnight to record it because it led to JD having a mental breakdown. 😂

@cjs10711

9 ай бұрын

And Howard goes cmon JD Eric has his afflictions and JD says “ok so? How long is he going to have to deal with that” and the entire studio goes um all his life 😂😂😂

@ghostwolf1435

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I love when Howard tells JD maybe it’s good if some people know your on the F train maybe they can help you! I was dying.

I’ve been a victim of crime twice. A mugging and a home invasion. Both times black guys. The home invasion from 4 months ago, I managed to beat the crap out of the 2 guys somehow. And I got charged with assault and called a racist. Still waiting for my trial. Fucking hate this world.

Only Howard can turn JD into great radio.

JD became a New Yorker that night

Wow JD is so articulate in this video

Fred's advice is spot on, you need your Spider Senses always in NY especially on the subway at night.

@MrWfurman

Жыл бұрын

NY is a 💩 🕳️.

@MarcusAurelius7777

7 ай бұрын

Yeah you shouldn't really ever take the subway anymore...

@csedan510

7 ай бұрын

@@MarcusAurelius7777 I got mugged a bunch growing up in Brooklyn the 70's but it's a whole different level now. Scares me my 14 year old wants to move there after growing up in Vermont with ZERO spider senses.

@RugBug18

4 ай бұрын

@@csedan510Make sure he has a gun lmao

@csedan510

4 ай бұрын

@@RugBug18 I have a safe full of those! You'd get so f'ed there carrying though.

11:42 tough guy Fred! Such a goofy bastard

@theseattlegreen1871

Жыл бұрын

Lol😂

You can tell Howard loved JD from the very beginning. Probably saw that if he would've had a son his son could have been like JD LOLOL

Mugging a homeless guy? That’s a good way to find yourself a shanking. A lot of those homeless guys carry sharp things, they’re aware of the cold-hearted streets.

@michaelkadar1453

2 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the BLACK part. These random attacks always seem to be black on white.

@michaelk122

Жыл бұрын

Youre a homeless guy huh hang in there

@4_vaccuum_salesman_of_marr944

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelk122 your mom is homeless.

@richardlopez4318

Жыл бұрын

One can hope they got what they deserve.

@bradymcdaniel9997

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelk122 to

Those were the best stern years. Before Artie got strung out on dope. Legendary show..

@kimasbubbke8394

Жыл бұрын

What year was this?

@gilbogilbo79

Жыл бұрын

@@kimasbubbke8394 i would guess 2002-2003

JD actually sounds a lot more articulate here.

@traviscoates6878

Жыл бұрын

And 60 lbs thinner

@ButterBallTheOpossum

Жыл бұрын

I think he purposely exaggerates now

Howard: "where do you find a cop at 1am" Artie: "a doughnut shop"

@MrJimmyc82

Жыл бұрын

Predictable hack line.

@webeewatchin1977

11 ай бұрын

​​@@MrJimmyc82that's what makes it funny. You really don't understand comedy.

@silencemeviolateme6076

8 ай бұрын

​@@MrJimmyc82it's one in the morning, you need a cop and you see a dunkin donuts and a starbucks. Which are you running to, the donuts or the muffins?

These were the golden hours for the stern show . Still love listening, but this shit is GOLD

@user-zv7lm8uk7h

Жыл бұрын

You still love listening? The show is trash now

@mrjameson9146

Жыл бұрын

@@user-zv7lm8uk7h great input

@willyhearrell9060

Жыл бұрын

@@mrjameson9146 What part of it isn't trash to you? (Genuine comment. I won't respond back anything stupid. I personally think the show is terrible now but I truly want to know what keeps people watching. To me Howard has turned into the exact person he used to make fun of AND doesn't even use the studio. The guests come in and Howard's remote? Super lame. )

@mrjameson9146

Жыл бұрын

@@willyhearrell9060 honestly I just have Sirius in my car so I listen to it when I’m driving , I agree that it’s not even close to what it used to be but I still like hearing it from time to time

@Fridaynightmovie

Жыл бұрын

@@mrjameson9146 I hope the people who originally asked you the question see this comment and understand that we can all disagree it’s not the end of the world yeah modern Stern is trash but it’s better than 99% of what’s on the radio still

I love when Howard cracks up because the cops says “Happy Holidays” - it’s so classic NYC.

I love Howard talks about the New York Subway system, he hasn't been on the subway since the 1970s LOL

Yeah. Call a cop in NYC and tell em you got mugged on the subway, they'll say "nuttin' we can do" before you finish your sentence. The NYPD trains its officers to repeat one of four sentences: "Move back", "Nuttin' We Can Do", "You Tryna Be A Wiseguy?" and "Whaddya, deaf?"

Dude I need to get back to listening to old school Howard clips

@ToddCrispies

Жыл бұрын

Sick comment bud

Omg I never thought JD was funny until this ..I laughed so hard 🤣

@Jimmy-bm3xy

Жыл бұрын

F'n N's finally made JD funny....

@CarlC9898

7 ай бұрын

Hi Melissa. We meet again 😂

The usual Suspects.

Booey comes in and it sounds like he’s fucking chewing food. But honestly I think it’s just those god damn chompers

Wow I’ve never seen this footage so clear!! Beside back in the old days…

This is the best Robin has ever looked- looks amazing- hair, face/makeup, and weight

@chocolatetownforever7537

Жыл бұрын

Definately a prime piece here, although I think she looked just as hot during the Channel 9 show.

@thomascorder6686

Жыл бұрын

I had her

@Scrimparmy

Жыл бұрын

@@thomascorder6686 me too

@jackblackfan4202

Жыл бұрын

This would’ve been a better comment if she wasn’t in the episode

@S0RELOSER

Жыл бұрын

Before she went woke vegan.

20 years later, and they still haven’t made the subway system in NYC safe. The National guard is now employed down there. I’m not saying that’s the solution, but after all these years, there has to be a better way to make it safer down there.

One of the best clips! Artie had some great comments too

Ah remember back in the day when people were not so sensitive I miss those days I don’t know how this hasn’t got canceled yet

Poor JD met some violent animals on the gun free subway.

JD better thank his lucky stars that Howard for some reason decided to work til he was 75 like his father imus because without Howard this kid is just a mush. A plain old geek

@ButterBallTheOpossum

Жыл бұрын

I dont agree. He might not be articulate but he's also not dumb

@carlmarston1687

2 ай бұрын

@@ButterBallTheOpossumlmfaooooooo😂

@Asmodeus66

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Howard looks like he felt sorry for JD.

@michaelkadar1453

2 жыл бұрын

Howard and wife number two were attacked twice by black men. SO he can relate

@adamclark9004

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelkadar1453 when?

@chocolatetownforever7537

Жыл бұрын

@@adamclark9004 Yeah, when? I never heard this.

@ubetchaslots

Жыл бұрын

1st Beth was spat at on the street idk the 2nd incident

this Howard has been long gone for years.

That Bernard guys a hero!

Fast forward to 2022 in Brooklyn on the Subway! It's kill or be killed! Damn wild west!

It’s pretty cool that JD was listening to that Probot CD, which was Dave Grohl’s metal band. Good stuff man.

Never gets old

2:35....ahh the days when Howard was funny and controversial

@lopey5035

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing. Speaking his genuine honest thoughts and the funniest thing is it's true.

Nice to see nothing has changed with the trains

Fred wouldn't have done anything besides get his ass kicked

@Marchosias_Rex

Жыл бұрын

Exactly bro..Fred is full of crap

Awesome that Howard made a reference to the movie Death Wish with Charles Bronson. It's a great movie series.

@ACarter87

Жыл бұрын

Literally everyone knows Death Wish lol ..

@traviscoates6878

Жыл бұрын

What’s Death Wish? Never heard of it...

This is one of the most underrated clips haha. I know he was on the show once or twice as an intern but who knows, if he didn't get mugged maybe he wouldn't have ended up as an 'on-air' staffer.

Shocker they were black guys

Howard has always had a soft spot for JD, sal, richard and KC

@MarcusAurelius7777

7 ай бұрын

Not KC anymore

This whole video should be called “JD meets his first black teens in New York City… and gets punched in the face and his iPod stolen”.

Howard is a genius when it comes to interviewing and commentary!! Makes any story funny and entertaining!!

Artie is great in this

Yeah, in 1914 😂

Only JD can pull off looking better and worse both then and now...

Artie missed a great joke. JD "he took my probot cd" artie shoulda said "the kid did ya a favor"

@silencemeviolateme6076

8 ай бұрын

He's a friend of the show though. That's why they dropped it.

JD was a part of an initiation. The thugs had to come back with something! CD PLAYER

Everyone profiles Everyone

8:03 I laughed so loud lmao

3 b guys robbed you.....no way. 😉

It's insane how much howard has changed, he sounds based here

Never could see this scenario going down 🙄...... "makes you rethink the John Rocksr situation" lmfao

Da Badass

quality video

It takes a while, he stops for his regular 'lady' person, goes behind the bins...then wipes up and goes to work. Hour and fourty five minutes, easy!!

Bernhardt Goetz is an American hero

There should be a police officer in every car on the subway because the New York Police Department has the Personnel of some armies they have more than enough police officers to make the subway safe

Can anyone who grew up in New York tell me how likely you are to get assaulted on the subway?

It's hilarious how are you talking about the subway since he hasn't been on them since the 1970s

Anyone know what year this was?

I love how Fred turns into Harvey keitel real fast 😂

Robin was so effing hot back then.

Fred has been there done that! 10:55

I’m gonna give you an iPod so you can give it to a black guy on the sub way

I'm sure Fred would've not done shit.

@4_vaccuum_salesman_of_marr944

Жыл бұрын

Fred would have dined on their intestines.

That was no cop.

I always hated fighting and mostly only fought when ever I felt it was absolutely necessary. The good thing is that most of the time you don't have to fight. Most people are bull shitters. Learn to be a good bull shitter and that will be enough( 99% of the time). A tactic I have used in the past is walk directly towards a group of guys that appear to be "trouble". If they are on the opposite side of the street cross the street to walk on their side of it. Don't pause or hesitate. Look directly at them in a non confrontational manner and pretend like you don't have a care in the world. If they think that you are not the least bit worry they will avoid any contact with you ...99% of the time. You still have to worry about that other 1%..you know, the psychos or people who just love to fight but like I said 99% of people are bull shitters when it comes to fighting. So if you are not in the 1% who can really fight(or just love it) then you better learn to bullshit better than the other 99% of people who are bullshitters.

@ToddCrispies

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe someone actually read this.

@logiciansmagician1772

Жыл бұрын

@@ToddCrispies Me either

@logiciansmagician1772

Жыл бұрын

I could have said the same thing in half the words

Howard never misses an opportunity to pretend like he couldn't have seen to it that his staff got paid a decent wage while he was collecting tens of millions.

@MarcusAurelius7777

7 ай бұрын

They get paid industry average radio salaries - not that bad - they can work at other stations if they wish...

@215Daniel

7 ай бұрын

@@MarcusAurelius7777 yes the indoctrination and greed runs deep in the minds of Americans. The 0 federally mandated time off Americans get is wonderful too I suppose?

i hope those guys got arrested at some point in their lives

Lmfao……. Dork

11:28 LMAO 🤣.

Hey now

Didn't the ipod Howard gave him here also get stolen

🥇

Savages

What is Artie wearing?

....why is this funny?

GOLD

@VCthaGOATdunker

2 жыл бұрын

JERRY GOLD

I work for Howard! I'm broke! bwhahahaha

Kissyfur.

I dont think jd saying " Hey guys hows it going " Is gonna do anything but increase his chances of being mugged!!! That only works if you are outnumbered but have the look of someone who could do some damage, jd looked exactly what he was, a complete dweeb😂

I live in New Bedford Ma. I got jumped by a group of black and brown kids. There's no way I was winning that fight. People don't understand how bad it can get in these cities after dark

He just assumed they were black ...tf

Imagine being Robin saying “homeless guy seems okay” Seriously imagine being a black woman, that does literally and objectively nothing, for millions and millions of dollars, while never having to worry about getting assaulted, ESPECIALLY during this time period, and just cackling for millions? Can anyone even fathom that life?

@gasexotic8823

Жыл бұрын

Its why shes single in her 60s no one wants her and shes a terrible person like howard

@JRADFMMX

Жыл бұрын

Who gives a shit

@TheRedScareIsAlive

Жыл бұрын

What does her being a Black woman have to do with anything?

@user-ct6hr5nu1q

Жыл бұрын

they were all laughing about it

I got HIV Aiids lol

LOL. I never liked looking at JD. I guess he reminds me of all my perceived flaws and insecurities, but far worse than my own, amplified by about 10. I'm an introverted, shy-ish person, but am positively Don Draper-esque compared to JD. He both makes me feel good and bad about myself simultaneously. He's like a human viagra and priapism-reverser in one. Does this analogy make sense? Do other guys feel the same about him lol?

@Davidjon1946

2 жыл бұрын

I so happy Cincinnati lost i hate everything about him especially now he thinks hes important he jealous of people that can speak that are good looking men that dont hate women

@chocolatetownforever7537

Жыл бұрын

Dude, your name is Esteban. That alone adds atleast a point and a half to your looks.

@logiciansmagician1772

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, we understand. You like to humble-brag and in all likelihood you are in love with JD. What's not to get?

Drake and Josh teen

Mugging story starts off, they were 3 black guys 😂

Its better to take a beating than to live as a victim. Your whole demeanor changes when you know you are taking a beating over just giving them anything.

20 years on, people protecting themselves get charged with federal crimes and look at 20 years in federal prison 😂

Hi - to the owner of the channel, forgive me if I've asked this, but just wondered: do you have one from around the K-Roq/Jackie era where a drunk guy calls in and confesses to being erotically obsessed with his daughter-in-law, and the mother is out of town, and said daughter-in-law - whose like 16, clearly attractive and who has a boyfriend, which aggravates the hell out of this guy - is in the shower? The bf also happens to not be white, which seems to inflame the guy further for some reason.. Howard tries at all costs to keep the guy on the line, as he's getting drunker and talking in increasingly worrying ways about what he wants to do to the girl (he's even asking if to 'protect' her he should tie her up on the lawn outside). Howard insists on talking to to the girl when she's out of the shower and demands she goes to stay with her boyfriend or a relative and to just get out of the house asap. He does eventually talk to her - and she is disbelieving initially, but soon becomes aware of the gravity of the situ and the need to get out at any cost. The guy is clearly demented and lustfully salivating over the girl. It's one of those legendarily gripping segments. I remember it so vividly. Not sure there would be video of it, but audio for sure, as I've heard it several times on KZread in the past, but not recently. Was def K-Roq Jackie era (I'm pretty sure pre-Artie)...Anyways, if by chance you have it, would be so grateful to hear it again...as I'm sure your other subscribers would. Was one of those Stern gems, like when Clay the serial killer called in,. or that other guy who tragically decapitated his gf, went on the run, then called in to Stern several times from prison...the type that is really morbid but you can't peel yourself away from..

@jackglasper5860

Жыл бұрын

Any luck finding this?

@estebancomulet

Жыл бұрын

@@jackglasper5860 not personally bro, sorry...would still love to hear it again myself

@chocolatetownforever7537

Жыл бұрын

Upload shitgate please. Love that episode, because Tim was so embarrassed.

We need more Bernie Goetz in this world.

Poor jd and his 13%er experience...not a positive experience like Bernie goetz...

“So da train wouldn’t leave. Den da homeless guy…. Diss is……. Den he punched me in da cheek…… so den da guy came up to me….. hoot! Huh huh huh ….. Den he said to me I’ll bwake your face……. Da twain was Empty……..as he’s smiling and laughing……. What a complete and utter dork…….dude should never smile…. Not that anything would help this dweeb but the constant dorky smile……….”well I would love the live in duh city”……..”well dats what I did”…. “Huh huh huh”…….. nerd

JD is so hot

This is the most insufferable eta of Artie to me.

@nateajv12

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he couldn’t be as funny as Sirius would eventually let him be. He still had some good one-liners on krock

Toothpick is annoying.

@faith9150

Жыл бұрын

why?

JD is a horrible story teller