Jay Leno Monologue - 2003

Today's comedians can only aspire to be as great as Leno, Letterman or Carson. They all lack he wit to even approach their greatness One indication is that ALL of the late-night talk show hosts now rely on profanity for cheep laughs -- bleep!!! - Leno, Letterman and Carson were never bleeped even ONCE in their entire careers; today's late-night hosts cannot get through even one episode without being bleeped. Seth Myers is the prime example of a no-talent host who relies upon bleeps for laughs.

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  • @danb308
    @danb308 Жыл бұрын

    God I miss late night like this

  • @checkoutmyyoutubepage

    @checkoutmyyoutubepage

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too.

  • @5280mminnick
    @5280mminnick3 жыл бұрын

    The dynamic that Kevin Ubanks and Jay Leno had was unmatchable during this era of late night.

  • @jacobrichardson1952
    @jacobrichardson19523 жыл бұрын

    I grew up watching this show and it was nostalgic.

  • @checkoutmyyoutubepage

    @checkoutmyyoutubepage

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here.

  • @starter47990
    @starter479904 жыл бұрын

    This man had the funniest opening monalogues

  • @gardensofthegods

    @gardensofthegods

    2 жыл бұрын

    He did have some really good ones ... I think all the older shows Johnny Carson when I was a kid , David Letterman , Jay Leno , Conan I think all those shows were better than the ones we've had since then . And I also loved Tom Snyder ... he was great ... and a great storyteller .

  • @dennismclaurin1487

    @dennismclaurin1487

    Жыл бұрын

    Right. I'm looking for the one where he talked about the 2 people stranded at sea who survived on raw fish and urine. He said, " That's disgusting ! I hate raw fish "

  • @Matt_Hatt3r
    @Matt_Hatt3r3 жыл бұрын

    Wow even on a semi-off night, Leno is still 1000x better than Fallon! The difference, you may ask? Leno is actually funny!

  • @danielstanic2498

    @danielstanic2498

    2 жыл бұрын

    FALLON IS LIBTURD JERK

  • @KeyserSoze23

    @KeyserSoze23

    Жыл бұрын

    #Lenocore

  • @bridgit4932
    @bridgit49324 ай бұрын

    Kevin Ubanks is adorable! He always has a smile on his face! Great laugh!!

  • @adammichaeltartsah2333
    @adammichaeltartsah23334 жыл бұрын

    I dont care, Lenos monologues are legendary. Lol

  • @darrenpoole2513
    @darrenpoole25134 жыл бұрын

    Eat your heart out Fallon

  • @dennismclaurin1487

    @dennismclaurin1487

    Жыл бұрын

    Bring back Leno

  • @witchcraftwilliam7879
    @witchcraftwilliam78792 жыл бұрын

    He was very popular for hes time. Filling Johnny shoes no small task

  • @Joebangles34
    @Joebangles346 ай бұрын

    It always cracks me up when he gets booed and he usually says, “Oh shut up!” like at 4:09 🤣

  • @anraymcneil751
    @anraymcneil7514 жыл бұрын

    “Christian Slater Investigation!”😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jay Leno is ICONIC!

  • @gregst.a4144
    @gregst.a41442 жыл бұрын

    The Good Old Days!

  • @gardensofthegods
    @gardensofthegods2 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes Kevin would come up with some really good ones .

  • @veritastriumphantchurch776
    @veritastriumphantchurch7762 жыл бұрын

    The guy was a riot and 1000 times more original than any of the others Loved his quirky off the wall bits like "Will this impress Ed Asner" Jaywalking, or the time he showed up at people's apartments and had them star in their own movie And his cracks about Olive Garden were hilarious

  • @gardensofthegods

    @gardensofthegods

    2 жыл бұрын

    Funny you mention him cracking on Olive Garden because several years ago white rapper Post Malone took late night host Jimmy Fallon out to eat at Olive Garden , and I was making jokes about how that's not even authentic Italian food . You wouldn't believe how many people gave me a hard time and try to argue with me telling me how great Olive Garden is . Jay Leno was way ahead of the Curve that's for sure .

  • @veritastriumphantchurch776

    @veritastriumphantchurch776

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gardensofthegods Oh yes! The line is always, oh the endless breadsticks and the salad! You'd have to eat an awful lot to fill up before the "Tour of Italy" arrived with the canned tomato sauce that tasted like it was made by Chef Boyardee And Fallon is to comedy what the Olive Garden is to a real family owned ristorante in Roma

  • @vikrantarora5709
    @vikrantarora57093 жыл бұрын

    He was simply the best in the business

  • @colehara
    @colehara3 жыл бұрын

    Not ten minutes of political whining like late night hosts of today.

  • @gardensofthegods

    @gardensofthegods

    2 жыл бұрын

    Keith I hate this era we live in ... I really miss the good old days . Johnny Carson , David Letterman , Jay Leno , Arsenio Hall and Conan O'Brien .

  • @judyroks
    @judyroks3 жыл бұрын

    Back when late night was still funny .

  • @gardensofthegods

    @gardensofthegods

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep not the crap it has become .

  • @dennismclaurin1487

    @dennismclaurin1487

    Жыл бұрын

    Right

  • @danielvrodriguez81
    @danielvrodriguez812 жыл бұрын

    Back when it was actually funny

  • @peteyjames1829
    @peteyjames18297 ай бұрын

    I miss jay❤

  • @kevwallace6628
    @kevwallace66284 жыл бұрын

    Man, who forgets what it’s like to say people are fat and gay and not get killed over it?

  • @jeffzest8393

    @jeffzest8393

    4 жыл бұрын

    Plus, would get wrath for saying "illegal aliens."

  • @DoubleGauss

    @DoubleGauss

    4 жыл бұрын

    Those were the days before there was a sewer known as Twitter

  • @JohnSmith-el6lk
    @JohnSmith-el6lk3 жыл бұрын

    The late night shows we have now aren't just terrible, their evil.

  • @MichaelGrey11
    @MichaelGrey114 жыл бұрын

    My childhood

  • @yoshi31713
    @yoshi317133 жыл бұрын

    The inflatable Halle Berry doll.. 😂

  • @AndriaDavis-uf4hv
    @AndriaDavis-uf4hv7 ай бұрын

    Jay Leno is a 1990's favorite!

  • @krisla8211
    @krisla82112 жыл бұрын

    Leno ❤️❤️

  • @jet07son
    @jet07son3 жыл бұрын

    please bring late night back

  • @nydrell1969
    @nydrell19693 жыл бұрын

    when the jay leno show came off the air i stopped watching tv

  • @Bonny228
    @Bonny2282 жыл бұрын

    My high school years lol

  • @TheBlindDM
    @TheBlindDM3 жыл бұрын

    Different time

  • @MrGregoryHawkins
    @MrGregoryHawkins3 жыл бұрын

    There’s no one better than jay I love him late night just not the same without him

  • @dennismclaurin1487

    @dennismclaurin1487

    Жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @Wizardof
    @Wizardof9 ай бұрын

    JAY: I was looking at some Battle Creek, MI advertisement in the paper, a touristy ad, and it calls itself "The Breakfast Food City..." OK NOW HOW FAAAAT have we gotten in this country and obsessed with eating to call a city "BREAKFAST FOOD...*HANDWAVE*...."

  • @dannyjudge2876
    @dannyjudge28762 жыл бұрын

    This was i’ll classy time in America. If you had told somebody from that time. That they would’ve laughed at you, but it’s true. Our society has broken down so far.

  • @jet07son
    @jet07son3 жыл бұрын

    i like the skunk hair cut look , real appealing : )

  • @anraymcneil751
    @anraymcneil7513 жыл бұрын

    Leno BURNS! 0:49, 0:54 0:57, 1:01 1:11, 1:21 1:42, 1:46 2:38, 2:45 3:41, 4:11 4:56, 5:02 6:18, 6:27 Jay got the audience too!

  • @blindedby2monkeys
    @blindedby2monkeys3 жыл бұрын

    i always liked or hated how he so constantly says "what else is going on" as if he's coming up with these in real time.

  • @dennismclaurin1487

    @dennismclaurin1487

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe that was his subtle way of stalling, to give the guy time to get the cue cards ready for him to read

  • @blindedby2monkeys

    @blindedby2monkeys

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dennismclaurin1487 Holy you are right. Mr right is your name from now on. Until you're wrong though. Even in the tiniest way. Terms apply.

  • @franciscoromero7761
    @franciscoromero77612 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad he brings some of his classic monologue antics and now even HEADLINES to his new show: "You Bet Your Life" it MADE me cry...🥲... of Laughter 🤣🤣

  • @alcabane3125
    @alcabane31252 жыл бұрын

    where can i watch the full classic episodes, if anyone knows let me know

  • @jeffzest8393

    @jeffzest8393

    2 жыл бұрын

    No where. And my uploads get few views, fewer thumbs up and even fewer thanks.

  • @hot_dogg
    @hot_dogg3 жыл бұрын

    back when late night talk shows were comedic and not political propaganda

  • @ahdtarrab4750
    @ahdtarrab47502 жыл бұрын

    Man what happened to late night shows? It's all propaganda these days. Thank you Jay and Kevin for the many years of laughter

  • @TheVernon8

    @TheVernon8

    Жыл бұрын

    porpoergander

  • @lmaga1082
    @lmaga10822 жыл бұрын

    Those were the days when everything wasn't so politically correct. Jay is awesome

  • @MHLegacy
    @MHLegacy2 жыл бұрын

    (11:00) Well, Stone was his birth name but he changed it after he had that breakdown. It's still a Flintstone-style name, either way. What, you never wondered why he laughed like that? I think Robot Chicken did a documentary on his relapse. As Jay would say, "Did you see this? Did you hear about this?" ;) kzread.info/dash/bejne/ho2GzauLcpidpJc.html

  • @SaigonCine
    @SaigonCine Жыл бұрын

    Prince Charles is now a King of London.

  • @anraymcneil751
    @anraymcneil7514 жыл бұрын

    It’s Len O’clock! Do you have The Jay Leno Show in 2009?

  • @jeffzest8393

    @jeffzest8393

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why 2009? Have selected shows, but varied years.

  • @jeffzest8393

    @jeffzest8393

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh, ok, that was the year he went prime time! NBC blocked those uploads, but I was able to upload a partial episode with Halle Berry, but I had to splice it frequently to avoid content ID. Lot of work; yet, some people still complained! kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKR7xaaEc7rJnKg.html

  • @ryry20002
    @ryry20002 Жыл бұрын

    Times sure change. What do you think they hated more back then, poor people, gay people, or women?

  • @danb308

    @danb308

    Жыл бұрын

    They didn't hate any of those people back then. You either had a post 9/11 sense of country and strength or you hated George Bush. Other than that, humor was fully allowed on both sides.

  • @chadgross7114
    @chadgross71144 жыл бұрын

    I looking ate he show 1995. I. Still looking in the year of 2020

  • @jonesy2111
    @jonesy211111 ай бұрын

    I miss those days when late night talk shows were actually funny

  • @jeffzest8393

    @jeffzest8393

    11 ай бұрын

    Now just BLEEP, BLEEP passes as funny rather than wit and good humor.

  • @ElWeyChingon
    @ElWeyChingon2 жыл бұрын

    Jay was hilarious. Sucks he’s probably gonna be remembered for the Conan thing

  • @dennismclaurin1487

    @dennismclaurin1487

    Жыл бұрын

    He couldn't replace Leno. Wasn't meant to be

  • @brandon0627
    @brandon06272 жыл бұрын

    Lay Jeno

  • @markgreen2545
    @markgreen25453 ай бұрын

    Sas

  • @Carmine_Lupertazzi
    @Carmine_Lupertazzi2 жыл бұрын

    Sad people

  • @kawilui
    @kawilui4 жыл бұрын

    If Jay still here I’m sure he’ll have a blast making fun of Donald Trump

  • @jeffzest8393

    @jeffzest8393

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, just like other presidents, but not to the extent of today's comedians who use Trump as a crutch, just like they use obscenity rather than wit.

  • @Hgh38

    @Hgh38

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jeffzest8393 I mean now they are basically if cnn was a late night show host

  • @dadtronic

    @dadtronic

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jeffzest8393 ah yes, the old tired trump as a crutch argument but we all know it just means they were spot on and hurt your little feefee booboos over your para social relationship with orange man.

  • @markgreen2545
    @markgreen25452 жыл бұрын

    Sad

  • @gwinbeer
    @gwinbeer3 жыл бұрын

    I vividly remembered Leno said "Holy Shiite" in one of his monologues, lol. But seriously, the comedians of today just need to chill out about President Trump and the obvious leftist push. He knows it too - without him, they'll have ZERO material to work with. About the only exception is Conan... somehow I think he was forced go the political route by the higher-ups.

  • @Alex-kl3sc
    @Alex-kl3sc3 жыл бұрын

    His hair color is rediculous

  • @oliverheaviside2539

    @oliverheaviside2539

    3 жыл бұрын

    So is your inability to spell “ridiculous”.

  • @andrewbarbarash3116
    @andrewbarbarash31163 жыл бұрын

    Leno was a wonderful standup comedian in the 80s, just check out his old stuff on Letterman, he's in the zone, sharp as razor. But his Tonight show stuff was painfully bland, and paint by numbers, despite great ratings. I never thought he was fully satisfied with his own performances either.

  • @paulmcnair6124
    @paulmcnair61242 жыл бұрын

    I didn't appreciate this show shame on me

  • @J.B24
    @J.B245 жыл бұрын

    That's such a vanity exercise of making sure you get Jay shaking hands with fans on camera. The little black spot on the front of his hair is like a black hole for jokes.

  • @jeffzest8393

    @jeffzest8393

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not so much in my opinion. He really is that friendly. I went to one of his shows, and he patiently waited to talk to fans in line to talk with him. He also came out before the show in all denim and was generally warm and very entertaining...even more so than in the show!

  • @BenSkyLakewood
    @BenSkyLakewoodАй бұрын

    Not a great set at all