Okay, let me get this straight (ha, ha). If you don't believe Jaskier to be bi, this video is not for you. Additionally, this is a headcanon, I'm not saying it's canon. For the love of all gods, stop trying to ruin everybody's fun. Thank you very much 😘 Also I'm a queer man not a straight woman stop assuming and move onn And, if you don't have anything nice to say Don't. Say. It.

@kp-legacy-5477

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta admit the title got me thinking it was some sjw shit but this is actually really well made and the jokes are solid too exiting is good you used that base music template for this kind of stuff too which to me is a staple and a must have in a video like this so thanks for that one just all around good I laughed a lot

@sabrinaaudiotel9227

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, I legitimately believed Jaskier's character was gay until he hired the witcher to be his bodyguard because he slept with many women

@Doncornuto

3 жыл бұрын

@@sabrinaaudiotel9227 Yeah, the show kinda butchers that aspect.

@MikkiManson13

3 жыл бұрын

@@kp-legacy-5477 Good on you for enjoying bi content and i hope u recover from that cringy anti sjw phase soon

@deviantartest

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t care if he isn’t, his chemistry with Garalt is MORE than ship vibes AND the way he’s so devastated and quite frankly awed to see the sexy times in that one part... um... yea...

“He says with the energy of a house wife..” I SCREAMED

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

hehe, yasss :P!!

@queenkathrine1420

4 жыл бұрын

When was that?

@kriaallison

4 жыл бұрын

@@queenkathrine1420 3:38

@jodoodlyboi2963

2 жыл бұрын

Cool profile picture :)

@lottiewright7674

2 жыл бұрын

Translation: I blew air really hard out my nose 😂

He really is just a dramatic, bi theatre kid

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 100%!!

@4rs0n1sm

4 жыл бұрын

High school au bi theatre kid falls in love with angry joth??

@aliceswayer9979

4 жыл бұрын

thats why i relate to him so much

@ronanbest6037

4 жыл бұрын

@@aliceswayer9979 good to know I'm not alone :D

@riverzin666

4 жыл бұрын

As a dramatic bi theatre Kid, I agree

Jeskier, a truly Bi Icon, living the bi agenda: Falling instantly in love with every girl he sees and also this one hunk who will absolutely stress him to death

@sarasthoughts

3 жыл бұрын

This is the most relatable thing in the world

@gabrielmendes3767

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the commandment number one of the magic beast that is the bi man. I never in my life encounter such a perfect description as this one

@confusedungabungaman

2 жыл бұрын

As a bi guy I agree with this.

@vprince1173

9 ай бұрын

Perfectly incapsulating the bi experience

No truly straight person has ever said "lovely bottom." Not one.

@YTistooannoying

4 жыл бұрын

You've not met a british man have you?

@carysjl846

4 жыл бұрын

@@YTistooannoying Nah. I live here... unfortunately.

@fortie6902

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as a straight person says it, their sexuality changes. Thus, it is impossible to be straight while saying the phrase “lovely bottom”. Matter of fact, I became bi after saying it just now.

@fortie6902

3 жыл бұрын

Has Henry Cavill always been so dreamy?

@noahrohman840

3 жыл бұрын

@@fortie6902 I'm currently sitting alone but I can't say it. This is the best test to see your sexualite

Yen: Hi this is my husband Geralt....and this is my husband's boyfriend Jaskier....

@SingingSealRiana

4 жыл бұрын

That basicly nails it

@thatcrazyrichsouthasian

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@madalice5134

3 жыл бұрын

I ship it.

@ismata3274

3 жыл бұрын

Is that cannon?

@perdasche

3 жыл бұрын

@@ismata3274 no, it’s not

Why does the Wii music make everything 100x funnier ?

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

It really does!!

@jamieg2427

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kateis_ Can you slow the text down pls? Thanks.

@kriaallison

4 жыл бұрын

wii music makes almost anything thats already funny 100x funnier also I found this one if you havent watched it kzread.info/dash/bejne/lpeop7JqmLvJgLw.html

@NWolfsson

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamieg2427 3 tips to enjoy this kind of videos: 1) video speed: You can click the cogwheel on the bottom right and just turn down the speed. 2) timeline hops: By using the left and right arrows, or the keys J and L (on a german keyboard at least, pretty sure it's the same on any other), you can jump 5 seconds earlier or later in the video. Especially useful in long videos where clicking the timeline doesn't have this precision. 3) Frame select: By pausing and pushing the "." key, you can make the video unwind frame by frame. Make good use of this power, my friend.

@jamieg2427

4 жыл бұрын

@@NWolfsson Thanks very much. I knew about the first two tips, though I didn't know J/L work as well; I won't have to leave the home row anymore, which is lovely. The "." frame by frame is golden though. Usually I watch leisurely KZread videos on my phone. For technical videos, however, I use my computer, and the frame by frame will be a game changer. Thank you again!

i have yet to finish the season but "the last thing i want is someone needing me" "and yet here we are" IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING IVE EVER HEARD AND YALLR TELLING ME THIS ISNT CANON

@vm6615

4 жыл бұрын

going into that scene i was like "surely its all subtext theres probably nothing to it" but Damn Thats Gay

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

It's hella gay!!! That scene killed me in one shot XD

@smlbean7752

4 жыл бұрын

Ohh i thought he said "the last thing i want is someone EATING me" 😂

4 жыл бұрын

Legit the gayest of the gay

@Ardo2327

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention when Jaskier suggested they run away together to the coast???

Jaskier. Bard. Concerned husband. Annoyed house wife. Bi icon. Chaotic disaster. WE LOVE ONE BI BARD IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

WE DO LOVE ONE BI BARD, YES!!!!!!

@Eli-nv9zo

4 жыл бұрын

I stand for your profile picture. Our boy Tulio!

@AlephSharp

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... I don't know about you, but I love many a bi bard. But yes, Jaskier is definitely one of them.

@carysjl846

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot drunk mother.

@justme-et3sr

4 жыл бұрын

Would a bi icon be called a bicon?

Joey Batey just walked onto the set like "Right imma give the gays all they want"

@yuko6794

Жыл бұрын

he loves us dearly and we return the emotion 😩💅

Lets be honest if your bard character isnt bicoded what are you even doing??

@skullsandbones666

4 жыл бұрын

I mean even in the games he almost fell for a drag queen🤣 He has to be bi like COME ON

@4rs0n1sm

4 жыл бұрын

@@skullsandbones666 oh i remember that lmao

@CharlieCat18

4 жыл бұрын

As a bard myself (teifling specifically) I can confirm most bards are chaotic Bi’s 😂

@konnichibeaucoup4089

4 жыл бұрын

...writing canon bi bards?

@4rs0n1sm

4 жыл бұрын

@@konnichibeaucoup4089 thats the only valid answer to this question

As a bi person i can confirm that Jaskier is both bi AND an icon.

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Yasss!!!!

@DaemonInWhite

4 жыл бұрын

A bicon, one might say

@heatherb.72

4 жыл бұрын

@@DaemonInWhite Damn, beat me to it:D

@DaemonInWhite

4 жыл бұрын

@@heatherb.72 I assure you, it was ..... Bi accident 😉

@caesars.bubbles

4 жыл бұрын

As a bi person as well I agree

Not sure why but the really high pitched "Short of a marble" at the start of the video keeps making me laugh

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

It's legit my fave part of the video!! XD

@whknws9595

4 жыл бұрын

he sounds like peppa pig

@Hana-yu1fj

4 жыл бұрын

I wasn't expecting it and I choked

@kailyn3347

4 жыл бұрын

I legit cackled and scared my dog. 😅🤣

@deceitfulhero1723

4 жыл бұрын

And the fisheye effect on Geralt in the bath tub looking askance at Jaskier made me lose it.😂

Is Jaskier gay or European... find out on the next season of The Witcher!

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Yasss!!!!!!!

@SandyHolmes0001

4 жыл бұрын

kehekekehekhkehkehkeh

@TattyDarling

4 жыл бұрын

Lol legend

@juligioda4247

4 жыл бұрын

He is gay AAAND european

@loltadynicneni913

4 жыл бұрын

@inSherlock You mean Miguel and Tulio ?

“This pose is not straight”. 10 seconds in and I’m screaming.

LOLOLOL "Geralt's Inner Thoughts: He's being very gay today." That text killed me. Edit: I will be so upset if we don't get 80% more Jaskier-Geralt interactions next season. SOOO upset.

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

That was one of my faves!! Glad it killed ya ;) :P

@koktepoteter

4 жыл бұрын

We Need more jaskier and geralt in our lives

@justme-et3sr

4 жыл бұрын

Judging by the books and games... They are friends when Geralt is taking care of Ciri, since Jaskier both saw her when she grew up to be an adult, but also had recollection of her from her younger days.

@eliamagrinelli517

4 жыл бұрын

Can't wait until they get into "Baptism of Fire" material

@LB0206

3 жыл бұрын

1:43

"Do Witchers ever retire?" (in his mind) "Because I want to live with you in a little house in a forest with a kid whom I sing lullabies to while you get us some fresh meat from a deer and you teach our kid how to slay monsters while I sing songs about us and our stories to them and then when they're famous I can sing songs about them." Edit: Conclusion, they're both two bi messes who are needlessly pining after each other, one can just express his emotions better while the other has too many walls put up.

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

YASSS!!! You have his inner thoughts DOWN :PP!!!!

@darkiplier110

4 жыл бұрын

I can neither confirm nor deny any of this being true... I will, however, confirm that at the time I had found many peaceful little forest clearings that just so happen to be the perfect place for a cottage...

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Well hello, Jaskier, that's really interesting!!! Where abouts were these little forest clearings??

@darkiplier110

4 жыл бұрын

Normally, I would not hesitate to say. But after everything, I would prefer to keep that to myself. My own little comfort place, you know?

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, I understand. I'm very sorry for asking. I hope you find comfort in that for many days to come

Jeskier: does anything me, immediately: the council has decided this is bi culture

@Kateis_

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly my thinking when making this video :D

@IrisGlowingBlue

2 жыл бұрын

++

@thepacificnorthwitch

Жыл бұрын

LMAO YES🤣🤣🤣

The only thing I care about is Geralt going "Jaskier, you're okay" in that FOND tone of his...

@mysterylovescompany2657

2 жыл бұрын

"This is my higher, _happy_ growl" - Geralt, probably

jaskier inner thoughts: 1) OMG he's alive! 2) am i into this? 3) oh gods i'm into this 4) GUESS THIS IS A NEW KINK FOR ME NOW

4:38 That surprisingly accurate Geralt internal voice text made me lol "Let's bottle that up"

@mariebourgot4949

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, me too! ^^

@TattyDarling

4 жыл бұрын

Lol spot on

It wouldn't be 7 minutes straight now would it.🤣

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!! I might as well change it to 7 minutes bi but then it wouldn't make sense XD Can't believe I walked into that trap!!! XDDD

@maladroit5581

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kateis_ seven minutes slightly curved?

@AlephSharp

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kateis_ 7 minutes of zig-zagging? 7 minutes of waffling? 7 minutes of loopty-loops?

@luisaramos6862

4 жыл бұрын

7 minutes... bi lol thought the same thing

@zauberholz8357

Жыл бұрын

7 minutes bent

“Bi hand gesturing” “bi flailing” “confused bi sounds” this feels like an attack and im not okay

@shoutarho6081

4 жыл бұрын

I'm in this post and I don't like it

i forgot how strained he sounded when he said “bread in his pants” and the first time i watched it i was laughing too hard and missed him actually putting bread in his pockets..... and it was a very different experience for me

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

omfg XD That's great!

@namelessbard2124

3 жыл бұрын

Well, if I’d missed the “literally putting literal bread into his pants” I can quite vividly imagine how my mind would interpret it lmao

Thank you for acknowledging he’s not straight nor gay. He’s a bisexual queen

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

He's so biii!!!! And i love my bi disaster queen :PP

@Overkill233

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kateis_ too he honest, I would totally see that, considering THIS IS Jaskier/Dandelion

@decentgrocerybag4003

4 жыл бұрын

Jack McLean I know we both have a struggle to get representation but this one is ours, you can fight me with all the pans in the world.

@LoveLee_Dreamer

4 жыл бұрын

@@decentgrocerybag4003 I think Pan was more a reference to the flute. The Pan Flute. Which a bard might play.

@decentgrocerybag4003

4 жыл бұрын

Elfin Dreamer ...Wait no that’s really smart oh fuck

Jaskier's inner thoughts after "new kink": "He's a bottom thank GOD"

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@asliceofcake7941

2 жыл бұрын

Does that imply that he's happy geralt's not pining on yen but rather the one being pinned?

I'm offended and called out for I, a bi disaster myself, also do a lot of unnecessary hand gestures and head tilting.

@mercyfabian4885

4 жыл бұрын

Is there a bi smooth as butter? Or are all bi people under the disaster category? :-)

@BellaSwan18

4 жыл бұрын

I truly never realized I do this. The hands and the head tilt. Omg. I’m in good company with this wonderful bi disaster.

@Greek_Valkyrie

4 жыл бұрын

I do the head tilt and hand thing too. I'd say I'm a disaster. I'm just as bad as poor Jaskier is at flirting.

@kriaallison

4 жыл бұрын

@@mercyfabian4885 if you can find one lemme know

@Ano_nimowa

4 жыл бұрын

Good lord, im so happy im not alone😂

That "who knows, maybe someone out there would want you" "and yet, here we are" part is so romantic idk why lol.

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

It isss!!! it killssss

me, a bi girl that does a lot of hand gestures while talking: *insert jaskier after geralt told him his singing is like a pie with no filling*

@madalice5134

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. And the head tilt as well. I think it might hardcoded into the chaotic bi dna in us. 😂

"Should I tell him? No, let's bottle it up." Is the most Geralt series of words I've ever seen.

Then what happened? He died. Ehh he’s fine

the "not a straight man" blinking took me tf out

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

I hadddd to do it!!! That whole gesturing thing he did in that scene, just, no straight man would ever XDD

@xraikou8508

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kateis_ you could still change it into "not very much straight"

Jaskier is the bi diva we all love 😭😂😂😂

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Yasss!!! He is!!!!

Geralt: It's like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling... Jaskier: Ö

It's all fun and games until Jaskier piningly asks Geralt to run away with him (aka just stay with him for any prolonged amount of time) and Geralt breaks his heart instead :c

@bard4885

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks mate 😂💀

The fisheye effect on Geralt in the bath tub looking askance at Jaskier made me lose it.😂

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Glad ya liked that!!! :D

@igorgracchia5788

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kateis_ dude, honestly, been years since I had such a hard laugh. Masterful

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Ha, glad I could make ya laugh! :D

He is the bi icon we deserve. He is a bicon.

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Yassss a bicon!!!!

@schattenvolkofficial1121

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kateis_ Why does that sound like a mix of a unico(r)n 🦄 and a bacon ... 🥓 🤔🤔🤔😆😂😳

Let's be real, Jaskier is the best thing about this show.

Whoever gave this one dislike is just jealous they can’t be as fabulous as jaskier. Hims precious. he needs a flower crown.

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Oh he deffo needs a flower crown!!

@micaylasnyder223

4 жыл бұрын

The dislike is from yennefer. She’s jealous she can’t have as great of a connection with Geralt.

@mariebourgot4949

4 жыл бұрын

@@micaylasnyder223 Both the relationships are good, no need to undermine one to uplift the other.

@loptrlaufeyjarson7628

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinring3235 I've read all the books and played the games as well. But it doesn't negate the fact that in many ways, Dandelion is precious, And needs a flower crown lol.

@micaylasnyder223

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariebourgot4949 Dude relax it's a joke lol

tbh if I had a friend that looked and acted like Geraldt, I would be like Jaskier too - a bi person

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

For real!!

@thatonemetalhead_666

Жыл бұрын

Same- another bi disaster

as a bi person who is DEEPLY in love with jaskier.... i feel real called out. the hand gestures, facial expressions, and patterns of speech........... the video hits a little to close to home, friend

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Jaskier is calling everyone out by being aggressively bi :PPP

I need a Jaskier, where can I get one

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Me tooooo!!!!

@darkiplier110

4 жыл бұрын

Its actually surprising simple. Three easy steps. First, you need to be the silent brooding type. Give your Jaskier ample opportunity to talk and sing to his heart's content. Secondly, you need to make sure you can only communicate in grunts and small simple sentences. This allows your Jaskier to interpret what he likes (side effects may include your Jaskier being turned on by excessive grunting and "hmm"ing). And lastly, this is the most important step; be a big scary witcher that could break your Jaskier like a toothpick but also be kind and respectful to those that deserve it. Process can be quickened by gifting your Jaskier an elven lute that once belonged to an elven prince after getting kidnapped and being bound together

@agent._.mothman

4 жыл бұрын

I am a jaskier to the majority of people I know

@cupidsvolume7331

4 жыл бұрын

@@agent._.mothman same

@ErinEpps

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkiplier110 gods you're great.

I think a bi or pansexual Jaskier could be interesting, his character doesn't need to revolve about his sexual orientation but I would love to see the adaption goes this way. Hell showing that two dudes can be friends even if one is bi or gay would be awesome.

@cryptosporidium1375

4 жыл бұрын

shanouboubou agreeable as sexuality doesn’t give much to the character.

@weneeville7491

4 жыл бұрын

louder for the homies in the baCK-

@oliviadoyle3623

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think it needs to be canonically confirmed to make it true. We all know Jaskier is bi as Hell.

@justhjon2217

4 жыл бұрын

Say it louder, please

@notabot7973

4 жыл бұрын

Pansexual? Guess that old woman ain't getting her pan back

No one: Jaskier’s bi hand gestures: ✋👉👈👌👍👊👋🖖🤟🖐🤲👏

If someone told me I had 7 minutes to live I would play this video

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Yasss :D!!

Omg the "this is pain" text when he says "You don't want to keep a man with bread in his pants waiting" has killed me. I am dead. Cackling in my grave

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

rippp :PPP

This is canon and I love it

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Yasssss!!!!!!!!!

@credendovides20

4 жыл бұрын

We need even more canon in the Second Season though XD

@geekyone7434

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanbrown4053 Jaskier being a bi icon :)

@geekyone7434

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanbrown4053 he's bi, and an icon, and an icon for bi people are you even paying attention

@geekyone7434

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanbrown4053 okay lol it's canon bc i say so and there's no evidence to disprove it in the show

he's literally the embodiment of chaotic bi.

The B in Bard stands for Bi. I have spoken.

Jaskier is such a cutie pie and bi queen of course!

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Yassss!!!!

5:26 bread in his pants This is pain That's ironic cuz pain is bread in french haha

@pagesinked

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

jdjdkkfkfkg omg i didnt even realise XDD

Netflix has the opportunity to represent one of the most underrepresented orientations in the media. I hope they take it and make it official in season 2.

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Yass!! I hope so too so badly!!

@rottingnothing3438

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kateis_ it's quite risky, cuz in books nothing was confirmed and if netflix actually did it, then "tRuE" fans might get angry lol (just like about black cast)

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

It would just be cool to have a not straight character in a sea of 'straight' ones, no matter if it's risky or not. But sadly, we don't live in the right time for all that yet

@lacountess

4 жыл бұрын

@@rottingnothing3438 The tRuE fans are already up in arms because Triss and Fringilla are not the same color as in the video games (fun fact: the video games are also not precisely following the books.) The worse that could happen is that they would become a bit more bitchy. There's only one reason I may hesitate wanting Jaskier to be openly bi and that is the fact that he is canonically promiscuous and sleeps around with married women. I'm not sure the bisexual community needs that stereotype to be perpetuated.

@visnn3840

4 жыл бұрын

...Ciri is confirmed bi in the books and they were written in the 90s, I'm sure netflix will stick to that

Jaskier: *moves Kateis: *B I*

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

He just moves in such a BI way

When I was playing an mmo rpg with a friend, I once said a quote that may fit here "The Bard is ALWAYS bisexual, I don't make the rules, I just do the singing"

we just gonna ignore that part where jaskier defends someone with his lute?

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh, we absolutely shouldn't XD

Damn, now I wanna go back and rewatch season 1. Jaskier wasn't in season 2 enough.

@Kateis_

2 жыл бұрын

So trueeee, it felt like there just wasn't enough of him, I crave more, give me him in every episode pleaseeee

@flootzavut30daychallenge

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they could release 8 hours of Jaskier being, you know, Like That™ and I'd still be like "there wasn't enough Jaskier 😢"

Netflix can try to push the “Jaskier is straight” narrative all they want, but I will never buy into it

@ariaa.9428

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure both Netflix and Joey want Buttercup to be bi

@colincampbell9553

2 жыл бұрын

Nope both of them are saying he’s straighy

Someone: jaskier do you like boys or girls Jaskier: yes

He looks like a powerful sorcerer with those casts and hand gestures

I love all of this, particularly the person next to Jaskier at 2:16 who also looks in like "Well Damn that's something I've seen now we gotta gO"

@Kateis_

2 жыл бұрын

Yes sdfjgjdhsfghj Thank you for watching :D!

I haven't even seen the witcher but i love this 😁

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Im glad you enjoyed even though you haven't seen the show :D!!! It's totally worth the watch!!

@aceofspades3667

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be reduced to grunts too if I met a Jaskier

I'm sorry but Joey Batey IS Jaskier I can't imagine anyone but him being Jaskier this got me crying

I think I've rewatched this video over 25 times now, I can't get over it.

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, thanks for watching :D

I have found the character I officially relate to the most, my man Jaskier out here

This is the treasure. And for all the straight people yelling book!Dandelion or game!Dandelion are not like this blablabla no one give a shit this is Netflix!Jaskier we love this bi/pan icon and disaster just accept it and leave for god's sake and kateis you and jaskier are both sweet pies god bless you

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Just wanna say thank you for defending the video :)!! And to anyone who wants to leave a bad take here-- Don't. :)

@PapagenoDispo

4 жыл бұрын

book!dandelion shares shirts with geralt.

@momokosawada

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kateis_ you're very welcome my dear

@momokosawada

4 жыл бұрын

@@PapagenoDispo yeah and they also share one bed. Even labelled as a typical womanizer doesn't mean a character is homophobic or "the straightest man alive", especially for a hopeless romantic, they don't draw a boundary line for their sexuality. I could write an essay on this but don't wanna ruin the comment section so just want to make it simple and straightforward: Netflix adaption is slightly different than the one in book/game, which means non-gamer/non-reader audience could have different understandings. Instead of wasting time persuading everyone jaskier is "straightest man alive" they better Google how to delete someone else's youtube video

@Call-me-Al

4 жыл бұрын

I would love him (and Geralt) being bi, just not canon with each other in the tv show. I need more queer dudes being besties/family without sex nor romance in mainstream shows! I really hope they would make Geralt hook up with some other witcher, or having had a sexual history with some other witcher in the past. Caville wouldn't even have to make out with anyone, just a throwaway reference would be great. I know Ciri will be gay, but I would love it if Geralt could be bi. I bloody love Jaskier and Geralt slashfics, but I don't want it to be canon. I need mainstream main characters who are queer without being queer for the sake of letting the main characters hook up.

Wow homophobes/biphobes really like clicking on this video. A video that is not for them. Please move on along and stop leaving your unwanted bigotry here

@jazzmyn3018

4 жыл бұрын

More like bi-go-try it somewhere else sis...I’m sorry I’ll just...I’ll just go

@Idk-dm9zg

4 жыл бұрын

what are you talking about? there is nobody like this in the comments

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

That's because I delete their comments to keep the comment section safe from bigotry

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

I just don't want people like that in my comment section. I don't want to see it, and I don't want others who just wanna look through the comments to have a laugh to see it either

@cc.8805

4 жыл бұрын

@@Idk-dm9zg I greatly appreciate the fact that the creator deletes the bigoted comments because no matter how happy these videos may make me, when I see bigoted comments against them about how we're dumb for liking it or thinking it'll ever happen or "why can't 2 guys ever be straight anymore" the sadness can get to me very deeply and make me feel a fool for liking them together, leading to me not reading the fanfica about them and leaving me in a sad state for the rest of the day because I feel foolish and overall just sad and depressed even though I vehemently defend LGBT+, gay ships, and fanfiction and know in my heart it is not wrong. It hurts my heart to see things like this and send me back to the depression I try so hard to repress. You can find bigotry on any other Geralt/Jaskier video and, honestly, any video of The Witcher. Safe spaces are incredibly important, especially to minorities. Thank you, Kateis for doing so.

Hes the jack harkness of the show 💗

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

YASSS YOU ARE RIGHT

@theamvgirlx

4 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY

@SingingSealRiana

4 жыл бұрын

He realy is not, noway as epic or sucsessful, but yeah, totaly omnisexual and bold in his advances

netflix jaskier is the disaster bi that falls in love with the straight boys and the lesbians and you cant change my mind

@FaultAndDakranon

4 жыл бұрын

@friday8644

3 жыл бұрын

why would I want to when you're so obviously correct

its the way how he basically wrote a whole breakup song in s2 about geralt

@Kateis_

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah right?! A whole damn angry breakup song with a bittersweet end, it's so clear what's going on there sdfjhjhsg

Knowing you're already bi, but seeing the same gestures and weird standing poses that Jaskier does that you also do and rediscovering that... omgs, guys I think I'm bi :Oc

Am I the only one who was watching this 7 minutes long video for probably half an hour or even more? Because I had to rewatch every single scene several times because THEY WERE BRILLIANT

I watched this the unholy amount of times already

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

fgfglkjh I'm glad :D

I'm crying because as a bisexual I do those types of hand gestures WAY too often.

Yes, my bi-disaster Jaskier! THIS IS PURE GOLD!!! EDIT: btw, I have watched this I don't know *how* many times, but I love it each and every time, thank you SO MUCH

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!!! He is suchhh a bi disaster isn't he? :P

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

I saw your edit just now and ;sldjgdfjhgdfghkljfgkjhlf!!!!!! Wow, I'm so humbled! Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy it enough to watch it more than once :D!!!!

@friday8644

3 жыл бұрын

a ..... bisaster? aight I'll see myself out

Bonus points for the "life is pain" flavor text accompanying the bread in pants line because the French word for bread is pain. :P

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

xkdkkd i still cant believe i did that accidentally!! :P

I'm going to use Jaskier as a bi role model and act more like him to appear more Bi™ and get some Ladies™ as well as Boys™

@megalunalexi5601

4 жыл бұрын

eyyyy same

@mariebourgot4949

4 жыл бұрын

Minus the slutshaming I hope (with Yennefer).

@FaultAndDakranon

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariebourgot4949 I think that was just jealousy. He's not usually like that.

I always got annoyed trying to pause the video to find the small millisecond messages, until i just realized i can slow down the video, but once i did i got Bathing Geralt Speaking to me in slow motion, i don't know what to think anymore

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing 😂

@aliciawhite6866

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no I did the exact same thing and I have forgot how to take off slow motion now everything is in slow motion help

Sailed wrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean *ow*

THE BI HAND GESTURING IS THE MOST RELATABLE THING EVER WTF

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Ahaha Im glad!!!

This video is one of my favorite on the internet 😂 Immaculate bi energy at its finest 👌🏻

@Kateis_

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed!! :)

I love Jaskier's inner thoughts when he looked at Gerlat and Yen having sex. You totally nailed it!

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Yay!! :D

No but honestly, he gives bi vibes even in the books (btw I recommend them to y'all)

@Kateis_

2 жыл бұрын

So trueeee, the subtext has always been thereee

"i tried bUT I DON'T MATTER" OH IM HURT OUCH 😭💔

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

im so sorry efpdlghdfjhg

@chie6457

4 жыл бұрын

that's alright tho. this is a great edit and we all love our bi disaster 💙😁

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Ah good :P And thank you!!! We definitely do love our bi disaster indeed!!! :D

You know what? This might just be the thing that makes me give the show a chance and watch it.

@cleargreyskies

4 жыл бұрын

and it was

@dumplingdumpling2205

Жыл бұрын

@@cleargreyskies Did you end up liking it?

@cleargreyskies

Жыл бұрын

@@dumplingdumpling2205 It wasn't bad, but I did not care about any of the characters (except for Renfri, and well...), so I finished season 1, which took me 1.5 years, and did not continue. I wish I liked it more though, the "hype" seemed a lot of fun!

@dumplingdumpling2205

Жыл бұрын

@@cleargreyskies ooo then you might like the fanworks more. No judgement, some people only engage with fan content and not the actual canon work. Plenty of fics to browse through on AO3.

BI KING BI KING BI KING THANK YOU!!!

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

YESSSS

Geralt's concerned head tilt at 3:17 just kills me every time

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

sameee

Jaskier is a truly kind and loyal friend but he also wants to smash so bad lmao

@wandanemer2630

4 жыл бұрын

I actually want that in someone.

I haven't watched this show yet but it really looks like Merlin and a less outgoing, quiet Arthur. I love it already😅

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Yessss!!!! Exactly!

Every time "bi hand gestures" or "bi head tilt" flashed on screen I was wheezing

0:48 are we hearing this SHIT?!

@pagesinked

4 жыл бұрын

Its so soft 👌🏼

Jaskier might be straight in the books but in the show there's no way he's not bi/pan

@Kateis_

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

As someone of the bi species I can confirm he is indeed one of us and season 2 was hilarious

@Kateis_

2 жыл бұрын

Yessss!!!

Just finished watching the series and this was my favourite character. I really connected with him, and it's nice to know that he could be bi like me, too.

Alright, I have not seen this show, but I might do just that because this character seems just delightful lol

@dumplingdumpling2205

Жыл бұрын

He is!

" ... sailed, wrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean" - that bump from Geralt ! :-D

I love his bi hand gestures so much.

I feel called out with the bi hand gestures. Please kindly refrain from calling me out. Thank you 🤣

thank you for the accuracy of this video!

@Kateis_

4 жыл бұрын

Eee, thanks for watching :D!!

Not me pausing this every few seconds so I can read the writing and being FULLY entertained lmfao, this is brilliant and he truly is the bi-con we deserve

Just the first three seconds killed me what has my sense of humour come to