what the fuck did i just watch

@TheFBIBandit

9 жыл бұрын

That was a 4 Star Michelin experience.

@zomgdrhax

9 жыл бұрын

Antonio Figon Leyva A guy squeezing the cum out of a fish.

@johnnythao

9 жыл бұрын

The Koi ain't dead, nor harmed. Koi's can out live humans if they maintain their health. These Koi's are farmed raised, Sperm and Eggs are extracted from the fishes and placed into another water pod to keep the hatchling safe upon birth till an appropriate juvenile stage of its life, about 3-4 inches bigger, before moving it to a pond. If anything, these guys aren't harming them, Koi's beat the crap out of each other when they mate, well technically speaking, its how they spawn, the male smacks her with his body to get the eggs out of her, while at the same time presses up against her to release his sperm. I have a pair of 13 inch Butterfly Koi's in my 75gal Tank, they every mid spring for the past 6 years that I've had them, they make serious mess every time, water everywhere, and my male Koi is a jumper, so I always have to tighten the top, due to him originally born from a pond, he's fast and strong.

@zomgdrhax

9 жыл бұрын

johnnythao O.o

@angelgirl7473

9 жыл бұрын

johnnythao cool

When you realise this is actually porn for fish.

And you know those koi are like 'oh, here we go again -.-'

@stovejeebs8811

8 жыл бұрын

I'm done. Get the holy water

@razorback4953

2 жыл бұрын

☠️ 🤣

The fish are so chill throughout this 😂

@Brandon-un7rl

3 жыл бұрын

Because they been put to sleep lol

@masswhatsappstatus3641

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dron/zUr7wt2CCZp2duwyclRNzwhttps.html://kzread.info/dron/zUr7wt2CCZp2duwyclRNzw.html

@MrNobody-yr8ro

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brandon-un7rl oh yeah ?

Lol, I love how they drizzle the fish semen like they're decorating a dessert.

Dont ask me how I got here, I don't have a clue.

@abrakadabra993

7 жыл бұрын

I guess someone is going to squeeze us some day soon.

@ferdlc7757

7 жыл бұрын

Aleksandar Adzic LOL

@TheSingingGamer

7 жыл бұрын

Aleksandar Adzic Oh Jesus! 😂😂😂

@moongirl1658

6 жыл бұрын

yeah..LOL!!!!

@ellieando8319

6 жыл бұрын

Aleksandar Adzic how did u get here?

I don't know what I just watched. Great start to 2016 weirdness....

@jacksmith6460

8 жыл бұрын

I know them feels -.-

@sapprine4534

8 жыл бұрын

+Astrid Dolphinstar I got here from a pregnant fish video inside my recommended zone...

@rxqueen6064

8 жыл бұрын

+*I love the YOGSCAST* same 😂

@MyDroneFilms

8 жыл бұрын

What do u do for a living? O well i jerk fish off as a profession... Oooooo cool i think

@lelegend27xd80

8 жыл бұрын

+Harrison Sisco story of my life there.

To think I started from a video about a baby duck

@josiahbalbi4150

8 жыл бұрын

I started from a Godzilla egg video

@Sagemaster00

8 жыл бұрын

+Josiah Balbi amazing where youtube can take you

@joebecerra6763

8 жыл бұрын

I started by a kid poked by a stingray

@joebecerra6763

8 жыл бұрын

well stabbed

@xzonuxx3743

8 жыл бұрын

I started from a disabled dog....

Why the hell did i just watch this?!? I need friends O_O

@MadameCorgi

9 жыл бұрын

I can be your friend :)

@xjello08x

9 жыл бұрын

OMG me too!

@MrDylman55

9 жыл бұрын

I'll be your friend!!!

@MsSwitchblade13

9 жыл бұрын

I guess I didn't know what this was. I was watching cute baby animal videos just a few minutes ago :l

@christianjones274

9 жыл бұрын

Few mins ago I was watching food channels Idk what happened

When you're so high and next thing you know you're on this side of KZread

Just wait until that male koi has to pay child support for all them kids😂😂

I should be doing homework... not... this...

@aliyahcotton2716

8 жыл бұрын

sammmmme

@Jen-ng7of

8 жыл бұрын

same

@scp--297

8 жыл бұрын

Same but this is way more interesting.

@weenorboy6327

8 жыл бұрын

Oh My Gah THIS I S WEIRD BUT ME TOO

@daftkidd817

8 жыл бұрын

i should be getting a life instead of watvhing fish porn

I'm in that weird part of youtube again..

@like-a-bosskk5512

9 жыл бұрын

Again?

"So, what do you do for a living?" 1:17 *Slowly backs away...*

Me: 0:28 OMG... 0:47 IS HE TRYING TO KILL IT? 1:06 O.O....... Well, then...

Looks like when you put the icing on a toaster strudel

@sircrazzy387

8 жыл бұрын

Dude xD

@ajaraiii

8 жыл бұрын

Well that's enough reading comments for today.

@xxrainbowdash1432xx

8 жыл бұрын

+Pizzaandbacon AJ LOL

@soriyachann7003

6 жыл бұрын

I can't eat toaster strudel anymore lol

Should be titled: "japanese koi taking a shit!"

@BHADDay

9 жыл бұрын

out of his dick!

@_SugarBee_

9 жыл бұрын

That's eggs and sperm, not shit Read up or at least understand what you are watching before making a dumb comment

@BHADDay

9 жыл бұрын

Breanne Tipper thanks for killing the joke

Eww I thought I was going to watch it lay eggs....

@_SugarBee_

9 жыл бұрын

That's what it was doing

@CrimLei03

9 жыл бұрын

You are not the only oneXD

@user-ih7ji7lo5n

9 жыл бұрын

Sara Noyb I KNOW RIGHT THIS IS DAMN GROSS

@jjlara8048

9 жыл бұрын

It did its liquid

@destinysmith4369

9 жыл бұрын

Me to what was that

One job i will not be applying for.....

@mjbadboy14

8 жыл бұрын

Trust!

@melanicordova5629

8 жыл бұрын

It looks fun to me...

@xxrainbowdash1432xx

8 жыл бұрын

+Melani Rice ._.

@ucebuflash

8 жыл бұрын

Woman...stop taking the drugs....!

it looks like there are making a CAKE !!

@LovatoLover22

7 жыл бұрын

Pruthvi PrO STOP! 😂

@Boss81ish

7 жыл бұрын

Pruthvi PrO 😭😂

What the fuck did I just watch?!

@honjoritsuki2251

9 жыл бұрын

Sally May BIRTH!

@princetonshot

9 жыл бұрын

Ricky Maomi Wow lol

@honjoritsuki2251

9 жыл бұрын

Cause it is!

@princetonshot

9 жыл бұрын

Ricky Maomi I know it is but it's gross

@honjoritsuki2251

9 жыл бұрын

To koi's it's BIRTH!

when his mom asks what he does for a living he will say " I jerk fish"

@axmiiddayhussein6067

7 жыл бұрын

LOL

Poor fish. That guy was all up in their bizniz

the amount of people that doesnt know how fish are born is too damn high !

@Beccaarain

6 жыл бұрын

GoMessJ we all seen finding Nemo chill

*in clevland's voice:* That's nasty...

Little kids and Pre teens: OMG WHAT IS THAT? Iz it poo :0 Me: IT'S CALLED HAVING SEX MANUALLY WITHOUT THE LOVE

@beckhamdao6715

10 жыл бұрын

Due not poo some thing you don't need to know about it will scar you life it did to me

When he gives them the "special touch" the fish are like.. MMM TOUCH MEEEEEEE

Looks like chocolate cake with some nice tasty icing! Yum!

@alli1922

8 жыл бұрын

ikr. What a work of art. XD

@derrickallen4701

8 жыл бұрын

bra

@sereymeanhuoth2152

8 жыл бұрын

I think it's pee and poop

@anom2492

8 жыл бұрын

Van reach Vanlyda No, it's clearly chocolate cake with some white frosting. Some people.

@anom2492

8 жыл бұрын

Van reach Vanlyda But really, it's sperm from the male fish and it is fertilizing the female fishes' eggs.

I will never complain about going to school again after this video!!!

Koi Female: Yess human, Yess ! Just rub me the that way Human, I'm a genie in a bottle! Koi Male: STAHP I CAN RUB IT ON MY OWN! STAHP~ YOUR HAND IS~ AHHHHH~

@byjuvarghese934

6 жыл бұрын

K.C.S.M FaLa

looks like the icing for my toaster studel

@antiantim5541

7 жыл бұрын

how do you know it isn't?

That looks more like "sh$t" though; no offence.

@samanthacamaquin975

8 жыл бұрын

True

@missle615

7 жыл бұрын

That to

@ayeshamerinoaguilar3084

7 жыл бұрын

NzmAnh Dee ( sarcastic voice) shhhhh that's a baby just act nice

@bostonterrier3960

6 жыл бұрын

NzmAnh Dee ikr

@suchaunfortunatesoul_i_am5254

6 жыл бұрын

Agree looks like sh!t

im extremely amazed at how calm those koi are

So... is this how they make ice cream?🐡🐟🐠=🍨🍧🍦,???

@bblynxxx

9 жыл бұрын

No, i need that eggs

@hazelharts5261

9 жыл бұрын

Wha?

@Gabrol

8 жыл бұрын

did anybody noticed how they are using ice cream packages

@kellykoistinen1934

8 жыл бұрын

What's nasty lpl

@jelissarlloydjohnson4735

8 жыл бұрын

What!!! Please don't ruin ice cream for me 😖😖😖😖

*clears search history

Oh right! So this is where iced cream comes from

I'd assume to get the male fish to well... You have to get it excited. And giving handies to fish seems to be something far from a dream job

@thinkbeyond5360

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you so pretty in the dp... Must be a lot of takes

Imagine doing that to a human. Oh god.

i wonder what happen if human sperm is added?

@jutau

7 жыл бұрын

Mermaids and Mermen? Then they take out the ones with the fish faces...

@stanleywynn5736

7 жыл бұрын

I was actually was thinking the same thing!!

@goivanijony8002

7 жыл бұрын

Crimson Corbeau why because you say so?

@grace-fi4xi

7 жыл бұрын

Just don't question science.....

@jimmykop270

7 жыл бұрын

realvipul Ur evil

How on earth do the koi stay so still? I'm used to seeing fish come out of the water and flip out immediately.

@zezekingyo2374

5 жыл бұрын

They had propably use some kind of anaesthesia to cool the fish from being crazy

@BatelSkater

4 жыл бұрын

puellamaris I’m sure they raised those fish. Just like they’re about to raise a tun of new borns🤣

@pandabunn1837

4 жыл бұрын

@@BatelSkater They used a clove oil mix in that little tub to make them pass out

Buy your new nerf gun today limited edition💁💁💁😂😂😂💯💯💯

@nickiahowell6305

9 жыл бұрын

wwe😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

I'm on the weird side of KZread again...

Ewww... at the same time it facinating for whatever reason

Love it. > high quality koi spawning > uses ice cream bucket to hold spawn > high quality....

way to take all the fun out of it for the fish you jerks :P

@1FuckEverybodytwice

10 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@maciejrozanski154

9 жыл бұрын

I think its more like a handjob for fish :P.

@craftedminedude

9 жыл бұрын

You guys do realize fish dont have sex that is exactly the way they reproduce the female lays unfertilised eggs the male comes and ejaculets of them there is no sex jnvolved

@maciejrozanski154

9 жыл бұрын

craftedmine dude Yes, we were joking.

@HanDaimond

9 жыл бұрын

craftedmine dude Serious dude is serious.

So... that's where are coming some McDonalds ingredients!

And that's how Mole is made.

POV: You've seen this before but wanted to see it again

some fish have something called a swim bladder, I believe that Koi do as well. As long as the gills remain relatively wet, a fish like a gold fish can be out of water for about half an hour safely.

baffled by all the people in comments saying that the eggs are fish shit

for a whole year when i was in 5th grade i was obsessed with watching videos like this... i now come across to this video again... should i be concerned??

Does anyone know how the fish are able to stay out of the water for so long and why they don't resist when the people take them out?

Amazing to see how professionals breed koi fish.

this comment section is unpredictably funny

This is what happens when you get in "That part of KZread"

my mom walked in and said "Why are they putting milk in chocolate?"

did i just watch koi fish being forced to poop....

@goect1161

8 жыл бұрын

+Little Mangle Me needer m8

@mattfromwiisports4550

8 жыл бұрын

+Little Mangle You REALLY dont wanna know what it is

@mika738

8 жыл бұрын

the first fish was being forced to i guess flow out her eggs, the male fish was forced to fertilize them. how the fuck did i get here, i was just watching snakes

@wiktorkaliszewski1653

8 жыл бұрын

LOL what was it pooping?

@goect1161

8 жыл бұрын

yes u did mam.

This reminds me of cake boss. That sperm reminded me of those tube things they use for frosting XD

@15407munoz

9 жыл бұрын

aricente lmfao! mmm, icing.

And that's how you make ice cream, folks!

I don’t know why I watched this as a kid and remembered it -._-.

It looks like diaria in the beginning

@christinahuynh6972

10 жыл бұрын

I know I know

I didn't know fish were into auto-erotic asphyxiation and bondage

So that’s how soup is made...

How did I get here from watching turtle videos?

WHY WAS THIS RECOMMENDED TO ME????

@mikeoxbig9224

8 жыл бұрын

+emily rose Cuz you're sick.... We know what kind of shit you were looking up....

@HatsuneNeko01

8 жыл бұрын

+Mike Oxbig hahahaaa

How did I get here...

What an interesting job! How would you describe it when asked, "What do you do?" Oh, and I love the sprightly and elegant background music!!

I LOVE KOI FISH SO MUCH OMG THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL 😆😩💗😍😍

kind reminds me of the beans at mexican resturants😂

@rainbowdash9000

7 жыл бұрын

I don't know what kind of Mexican restaurants you've been too 😂

kanye would be proud

I can tell he enjoys it

i was drinking a smoothie while watching this....

People, this isn't THAT disgusting. The fish are just reproducing to have even more fish. Sure, it was torture for the fish to be yanked out of the water and SQUEEZED, though.

Omg this music XD

I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL 🗿🗿🗿🗿

Everyone's over here freaking out over the Jiz on his hand or how they got here or what happened and I'm over here being scared

It looks like it's painful for the koi fish.... Like, they're just squeezing everything out... Poor fishies :(

@_SugarBee_

9 жыл бұрын

The fish are sedated and feel nothing, plus it takes very very little squeezing, less than even a pinch

I wonder what this guy is telling his wife when he comes home? "wife: hi honey, how was work?" "dude: ahh,you know squeezed some semen out of the big guy, mixed it with eggs and then spread it into a water tank..the normal stuff"

@ThatGrlManik

10 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooooo

I feel like watching a bowl of mushroom soup made

after watching this i rethink what choices i made to get this far into youtube!

HOW DID I END UP HERE?

Oh gag....... Oh I just remembered I have tests tomorrow 😱😱😱😲😲I'm so dead

That's some bass to mouth stuff

I looked up one of my KZread videos to see if it’d show up and I saw this 😂

he is squeezing the eggs out of the female then the sperm out of the male mix tada baby fish. This is how most if not all fish farms spawn their fish.

Do they really need human factor to become fertilized?

@boulderer_

7 жыл бұрын

its called breeding, its not a new thing

@Hic1133

7 жыл бұрын

sorry for my bad English..but thats not answer of the question

@boulderer_

7 жыл бұрын

No, they dont need human interaction to breed. However, you might want genetic traits from a certain fish to pass on, such as coloration or pattern. So they select which fish they want and manually fertilize eggs with it to pass on its genes

@Hic1133

7 жыл бұрын

thanks

@astrowolf1670

6 жыл бұрын

Some fish can't get the eggs out on their own so they do it for them and then fertilize them for them also and also they need to make the best off spring possible

Little sis: is she pooping?? Me: O_O little: oh so thats how fishes poops?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! so this is where the icing comes from for my toaster strudels!

how did i get here?

Wouldn't that be traumatic as hell for the females? Suffocating while giving birth?

@najkraemer3117

9 жыл бұрын

at the start they put somthing in the tank to either kill the fish or sedate them im not sure.

@TheCoolStuffHD

9 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they use a liquid anesthesia to sedate the fish.

@ChaotiX1

9 жыл бұрын

Theyre not giving birth, theyre spawning unfertilized eggs. And by that logic, the same would happen to the males, not just the females.

Wowwwww amazing exactly i enjoy yo watching this video

I love the fish small like and you

what just happened

@mysqm3026

8 жыл бұрын

+Cami Chan well you see, when a mommy fish and a daddy fish loves each other very much...

@mamaluvsherbabes

8 жыл бұрын

+Yuka Mochida hahahaha Your response was PERFECT! So funny! :)

Pensé que iba a dar pescaditos

idk how I started watching this I was just watching creepy pasta

A wise man once said, "How the fuck did I get here?"

he got fish jizz on his hands o:

Why is this in my suggestions?

so THATS how people make ice cream!

i will never see icecream tubs the same way... why am i watching this btw?