"No thanks. I've had enough. One more cup I'll jump to warp." I can't believe I've never noticed this one. 😅

Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised.

@korvusgaming4927

Жыл бұрын

She beat the Borg with it.

@Goodiesfanful

Жыл бұрын

@@korvusgaming4927 maybe the Borg should assimilate coffee.

@JarvisBrodie

9 ай бұрын

Sounds like a TV Slogan.

Janeway never got with Chakotay because she was in a committed relationship with her old reliable friend, Joe.

My favorite mug has my favorite line in all of Trek printed on it. "There's coffee in that nebula." B)

Janeway loves coffee, and coffee loves Janeway.

@Darlf_Sevil

6 ай бұрын

And that why borg wana destroy coffe to destroy they enemy but they dont know... Coffe keep them and evry enemy of federation alive

'Coffee, I beat the Borg with It" ... put it on a t-shirt and take my money

The "coffee first" line is so relatable. Her dead delivery makes it amazing!

I love Janeway's "what was that?" reaction when the replicator told her to make her own damn coffee.

@Goodiesfanful

Жыл бұрын

Has Janeway found a tribble in her coffee yet?

@Goodiesfanful

Жыл бұрын

I love the computer’s line. Has she ever made coffee herself, anyway?

@SheldonAdama17

8 ай бұрын

Later that day: Tuvok: (investigating burnt remnants of replicator) “I wonder who did this… oh. Never mind.”

I sometimes say that the TV shows I watched as a kid did not influence me, but when I drink tea it's Earl Grey, hot and when I drink coffee it's Coffee, Black

I like to imagine the production crew didn't tell Ms Mulgrew about what was in that pot, hence her reaction to the "better than coffee" substitute being genuine

I will never get tired of Janeway's horrified reaction to Neelix's "better than coffee", but just saying "coffee black" really leaves out way too much information. Is is a dark, medium, or light roast? Was it dripped, percolated, pressed? What species of beans were used, how coarse or fine were the beans? What temperature was the water? I bet Janeway pre-programmed her settings to be the default for "coffee black"

@grahamjohnson7412

Жыл бұрын

That makes sense. The replicator must have dozens (at least) of recipes for coffee. If the computer can recognize who is giving command codes for self-destruct certainly it cam recognize who wants coffee. Janeway may have programmed a personalized selection.

@captnrobvious47

Жыл бұрын

I think you just opened the door to whole host of jokes along the lines of Tom's Tomato Soup. "Specify hot or chilled?" "HOT PLAIN TOMATO SOUP!"

@Yaapo

Жыл бұрын

​@@captnrobvious47I mean, gazpacho is chilled... and technically its tomato soup as well

@alext2566

10 ай бұрын

In 90s America there was either tea or coffee, everything else was communist.

@n0wheregrrl

8 ай бұрын

She also didn't specify whether it should be hot or not (there is iced coffee, after all), whereas Picard would always say, "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." Personally, I think the replicators were just all scared shitless of her and didn't risk giving her any backtalk about her vague instructions.

Now im imagining a bunch of overly-caffeinated Borg. 😂

I’m surprised they don’t call Janeway the coffee captain. Or Captain Coffee. Or maybe they do behind her back?

@dawncollier742

7 ай бұрын

New headcannon

Her little eyebrow raise gets my heart a -flutter everytime

And that my friends is why coffee is an addictive substance and should be classified as a drug.

I love how by the end Neelix always had emergency coffee on hand for Janeway

Has Janeway found a tribble in her coffee yet?

@D4rrag00nXD

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, trouble with tribbles, my favourite TOS episode 😂 Kirk: My chicken sandwich, and coffee.... This is my chicken sandwich and coffee Spock: Fascinating...

"One more cup, and I'LL jump to warp." That made me chuckle.

"There's coffee in that nebula" :)

I love coffee. There is something strangely uplifting and comforting about having a hot cup of coffee on the table.

Somewhere in an alternate universe: Jeanna Luc Picard: "Coffee, Earl Grey, Hot. Wait what the fu-"

When I watched Voyager again when I was a bit older than when it first came out, that's when I realized Captain Janeway was my parallel universe soulmate. Our love for coffee unites us.

Love that .....one more cup and I'll jump to warp....☕😁

janeway always looks beautiful

i loving janeway shocking expression when neelix pour whats looks like chocolate syrup in her cup.😂

My relationship with caffeine is so much better than any other relationship that I have.

If she realized that the borg assimilating so many civilizations must have the secret to perfect coffee... I would feel sorry for the borg

cute idea for a video, coffee is her jam

Janeway: "This ain't the office. You kill the Joe, you make some mo'!"

I beat the Borg with it.

if only the borg assimilated coffee they might have stood a chance

She should join the Rocinante. Her and Holden would get along just fine.

1:00. It was at this point that Chakotay should've taken command, and had the "Captain" arrested, and put in a stasis field. That's clearly a Changeling infiltrator, and not the real Janeway.

And not once in the seven years of the series did anyone make the Event Horizon coffee joke.

Exquisite.

I love coffee black with salt and pepper in the Machine.

I am pretty sure Janeway is direct descendant of Lorelai Gilmore.

The most recent episode of Prodigy revealed that Janeway had to reluctantly switched from black coffee to black tea to comply with her doctor's orders, though she quipped that she "needed a second opinion". Here's how she's got the tea from the replicator: "Tea... black."

@NorninTGK

Жыл бұрын

And then a couple of episodes later the same doctor orders her to drink coffee again after she begins acting erratically.

@marshallhuffer4713

Жыл бұрын

@@NorninTGK which was the result of a Freaky Friday mind swap between Janeway and Dal. The Dauntless crew knew something was wrong when "Janeway" spit out her precious coffee in disgust.

@BobofWOGGLE

Жыл бұрын

High tension episode where Picard shows up and tries to convert Janeway to Earl Grey.

@Yaapo

Жыл бұрын

​@marshallhuffer4713 jesus then it couldn't be Janeway!

Watching this woman in Orange is still insane to me

Wait... what episode is she ordering coffee ice cream? I know most episodes by heart... that must be one I particularly don't like..

@JohnDiMarco

7 ай бұрын

That was from Persistence of Vision--not one of my favorite episodes either.

The more I get into it all, the more I realized how repressed everyone has been. I mean, it doesn't take a Doctor to know what McCoy meant in the 6th movie. Coincidentally, they both skip the pot and go straight to the heart of the matter. ;)

2:15 - Even Seven is unsettled and possibly a little turned on by the way Janeway takes about coffee...

You had to ruin this with a Bible verse at the end

space coffee van life

Coffee is the best stuff in the Universe 😂 Tea is for the Star wars fans 😅

@TheAwesome45

Жыл бұрын

Coffee exists in Star Wars. Also love Star Wars and I hate tea and like coffee.

@BellaTech_Lestrange

11 ай бұрын

Picard likes his Tea

I don't know... One day, somewhere she had Serbian Black and she's been addicted ever since.

This was great, then you threw a damned bible quote at the end. Enjoy the lake of fire, preacher.

Ewww, Neelix! U NASTY @1:57

Coffee makes women look weak. Especially Black Coffee. Trying too hard.

@kyzf

7 ай бұрын

What?