Jana's Red Flags - Ep 183
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📝 Show Notes
Join us as we explore Jana's icks, those cringe-worthy moments we can all relate to... well mostly Skin can relate to. We made Gode apply to be a Friend of the Show and his application took aim at Mickus. Skin even has an update on the anonymous farter! It will blow you away... poor choice of words.
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Video Chapters
00:00 Welcome Scouts
01:03 Upselling
04:59 Joke of the Week
08:00 Our New Shirts
10:30 Red Flag/ Green Flag
21:24 Genuine Icks
24:10 Friend of the Show
32:17 Anonymous Farter
37:52 Fictionary
44:30 Wrapping Up
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Hello, thank you to everyone who pointed out the issues in the first upload! We know what went wrong but it will take too long to explain. Basically it was Leigh's fault but he would never accept blame for anything... so he has blamed it on the girl he is getting to know. Anyway love that everyone was so quick to point it out! Please please tell us this version is fixed!!
@enjibby
Жыл бұрын
Does this explain why you talk so much about the back of Skin's shirt but don't actually show it?
@dallashill1068
Жыл бұрын
So what your saying is it's because Leigh is a dickhead 🤣🤣
I love that Skin went through the process of spinning around to show us the back of his shirt and they didn't use that camera angle. I feel like we got cheated a little, we didn't get to see the P. Albert. I bet Eloise wishes she never got to see the P. Albert.
22:19 - The most logical way to dress. No wrinkles, perfect !
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
Exactly. Or putting on sleep/lounge-wear after getting out of the shower. It's shirt before pants -- to become less freezing more effectively. Aside from that, it's just put stuff on and you're dressed within seconds. Standing behind that feeble red flag is in fact its own red flag.
I suggest Gode's pet name be "Dolphin", because at 17:06 that's exactly what he sounds like. 🐬🐬
@bobpy2k
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love when Gode starts breaking down and his voice goes crazy 🤣🤣
Thanks for the show. Always a pleasure to watch you all having fun.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! That is great news to hear
Brilliant as always and having Jana on this one was priceless guys
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
She is a jet hey!
Petition for Jana to be a permanent member of the podcast!
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Like it a lot!
@greaterix5701
Жыл бұрын
I think she already is, but needs the time off to recover after each episode.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
@@greaterix5701 hahaha that might be right 😂
@tahoemike5828
Жыл бұрын
Aye!
@itschrishuerta
Жыл бұрын
She still has the baby, after all!
Gode's face all through that anonymous farter section was fantastic watching. Cheers fellas!
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha he is good to watch on that 😂
I will be very dissapointed if not everyone from now on finish their phonecalls with Gode by saying they love him.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Definitely will be happening!
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
Why limit it to only phone calls with Gode though? Gonna wrap up any phone call I have with anyone by blurting, "I love Gode!"
@FunkyMiller
Жыл бұрын
I’d be adding a random Indian food on the end too - love you naan 😂
Absolutely love the show boys! It makes my day when I find a new episode is posted. You guys make me laugh every time! Keep them coming and it’s great when Jans makes a visit. Also including the ladies in the dad joke episodes is spot on, allows more women to be involved with the show.
Always a giigle with yous, Jana always puts some sparkle on the show too..
The Dahl joke was fucking priceless, Skins and Yarns get on the boat.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
Meh...it's charity smirk worthy, I guess. Just garden variety punmanship.
@sabre440
Жыл бұрын
It was, but Goadie saying they had people coming out of their arseholes was absolutely hilarious, I was roaring to that!!
We can always tell when it’s a GREAT episode when Gode’s laughter goes ultrasonic! Love relistening to episodes like these (and every episode) 😂 keep it up legends!
Definitely with Skin on this one. 1st of all: no pants, no problem. And 2nd - it makes total sense to put on shirt first, when you wear a suit. You keep it up mate... especially with the prince now. :D
This is the best episode so far guys and girls, perfect!
Sitting on my couch this morning in socks and a t-shirt with no regrets. Pants on, out the door! Solidarity for my fellow Donald Ducks!
@romlyn99
Жыл бұрын
You probably have a really long T-shirt, that you can put a belt on and double for a dress? If not, then that is a red flag.
@luisitoviii1090
Жыл бұрын
dude, you gotta at least have underwear on, like loose boxers so there's still a breeze, not bare ass on the furniture.
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
@@romlyn99 No. But on a related note, caring very much about inconsequential shit is unquestionably a red flag.
I wish i can watch jana do her own thing, she can just read jokes and i am happy!
@Hoecatz
8 ай бұрын
Watching her question what shes doing, there when the wrong joke cracks out is hilarious.
in 9 days I've smashed out eps 127 to current. Fantastic work fellas. I don't play cricket, footy NRL nor do I really give three fifths of a fuck about any of them but you've managed to still managed to get me stuck into it. Good gear.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Unreal scenes mate you are an absolute trooper and a great man!
Maybe I have missed that, but has Skin returned the table tennis duck to Nicky in the meantime?
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
He hasn’t haha!
Pure logic says you dress the core of your body first to warm up quicker in winter. What sort of lunatic goes pants first!
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha not a bad point 😂
@brettstephens1219
Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates I really think you need to get Phoebe on the show to sort out this nonsense. We’re trying to live in a civilised society, and this sort of madness could send us all back to the Stone Age if it’s not stopped.
@brettstephens1219
Жыл бұрын
Personally I blame the politicians. Always trying to distract us with silly little things like climate change or cost of living, but to afraid to tackle the important issues facing society today, like putting your pants on last.
@brettstephens1219
Жыл бұрын
If it’s not addressed now then where does it end? Before you know it we’ll be telling people to go sock shoe sock shoe instead of both socks first and then both shoes. WE CANNOT LET THIS HAPPEN. THIS CHAOS NEEDS TO END NOW!
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
Well a lot of these creampuffs here don't actually experience a real cold season. 🥶 Tough for them to know what mid-January is really like here in Minnesota, for instance. Or worse...Canada!
When someone asks "how long is a piece of string?", my answer is always "twice half of its length" 😏
@bradknowlesAUS
Жыл бұрын
Double the length of one end to the middle 🤷♂️
Always great when Jan's join :)
@goovoo1408
Жыл бұрын
She's my favourite
Shirt first is absolutely the way to put on a suit
There can’t be many things in life that can’t be improved by just adding Jana to it
I think there starting to milk the prince Albert for all its worth. Skin must be worn out ;) Great show as always!
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha no one will be volunteering to milk that thing 😂
Cracking episode guys, 😂. just wanted to share that we have an acronym in tech for Godes regular tech failures, we call it a P.I.C.N.I.C (Problem in chair not in computer) Thought you guys might appreciate it!
Great show, keep it going!!! Greetings from Spain
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Thanks Juan! Will do 🙌
Pleasure as always my good peeps, only downside is it is now 6:30am and i still have issues sleeping but now its from laughing to much 😂😂
I think Skin has to be called 4Skin now ... after his Prince Albert!!!🤣🤣🤣
Yeah no baby for Eloise, She's not going near Poor-Skin at the mo lol
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Good point 😂
Jana always seems above it, like way too wholesome, hard to please. Cold badass sweetheart.
A piece of string is twice the distance from the center to either end. Got that answer as a child from The Adventures of the Gummi Bears cartoon in the 80's.
I need to add the Yana bus run: when you let a pedestrian cross the road and they do that double quickstep gallaping across 😅
Hilarious episode. Love seeing Gode so cracked up!
The Beach Spoon. A perfect name for that!
The issues Gode is having with Sarfari is known in the IT world as a PEBKAC error. (Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair)
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha I love that 😂
Have you played reacher vs the settler for relationships... great game call for more info.....
Love it when jana is on 3 weeks is a long time to wait. Just got to phone de niece and de nephew 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your show always brings a smile to my face. Keep up the great work lads and lasses
26+ years of marriage, my wife still insists on ending the phone call with “I love you” for the EXACT reason that, if I were to die in a car crash (or whatever) then wants that to be the last thing she said to me.🤷🏻♂️
@electricityofmind6300
Жыл бұрын
you must be the richest guy hearing you are loved so often by your partner. She sounds cute.
@dekai7992
8 ай бұрын
My wife and I do the same thing.
How long is a piece of string? Twice the distance form the centre to one end. Cheers Pete . (Robina gold coast )
Well, that hour just flew by! 😂 Now what?
You should sell the t-shirts as merch for the show 😂
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahah we are!
I agree with Godey... Ending the call "I love you" every time.... Nope nope nope nope nope Love the show
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Thank you Ed!
Yay! Tried to watch earlier but it was quickly made private.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
I had a meltdown with the export of it 😂
How do you get the tshirts please l missed the info of where you get one from . Many thanks in advance and appreciation of your time . Love has broken Lee, he's gone all cuddly wuddly.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Mate they will be on the website! There is a pre order sign up now! www.wegotthechocolates.com.au/lucky-27
Jana is a legend - but I would like to see this mythical baby...
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha she’s around 😂
@Ronnaferd
Жыл бұрын
I heard she's still got it 😂
@itschrishuerta
Жыл бұрын
@@Ronnaferd yeah the baby is still around!
What crossed the screen at 33.10? The mystery tshirt cat?
skin got his one pun for the year 44:45
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
We were so shocked 😂
I'm not totally fluent in Australian yet. What's a Beach Spoon?
This episode was gold also I agree why r farts so funny that segment had me crying also for Leigh it's been a year safe to say u know her and it's ur gf great pod
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Haha thank you Richard! You are probably right to be fair 😂
Fantastic podcast! Loving the puns. I was in stitiches with the dahl one. However, it seems that Jana would like the guys to tikka it off the list.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha yes come on!!!
Gode has fallen into PEBCAC. Problem exists between chair and computer
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha he lives in that state consistently
My husband does not say Bye when we end our phone conversation. Hey just hangs up on me. Makes me crazy, but oh well.
She's having Naan of that.. fucking hilarious..
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
HahHa thank you legend!
don't know why, but Nan thinks this was the best episode and we are glad to know everyone hasn't misplaced their babies!! That's show biz (we still got our) baby's!!!
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha we thought this was pretty strong too to be fair!
Can't believe I missed my FOTS phone call. Now Gode is ahead of me!
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha need to get you on again don’t we
@1one3_Racing
Жыл бұрын
I got a better idea! Give me FOTS 23 and push Andrew back to 24. He'll love that!
Damn…I wish I was more fluent in whatever (insert insensitive comment here) accent/slang these guys speak..! I laugh so damn hard at the things I actually understand. 🤣😂🤣
@peterkhansen
Жыл бұрын
It's Australian mate...
If you're going to have Skin turn to show the shirt to KZread, wouldn't it make sense to actually show it? He wasn't even fully turned and the camera cut abruptly. So I checked out the website and only the front is shown there too. I appreciate the description but it's driving me insane having come so close to seeing it but not being able to. It would have been better to only have the description, or fully turn and leave the camera on it long enough for us to see. Other than that though, I'm not mad. I still love you guys and I still laughed a lot, as I always do when watching this channel. By the way, I just recently subscribed after finding your dad jokes series. This is the first podcast I've listened to/watched. No regrets (except ALMOST seeing the back of the shirt)! 🙂🤣😂💙 Edit: I slowed the video to 0.25 speed to see if the shirt was visible in a single frame. No go...
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahah yes yes we know we know. That was a nightmare . This whole export this morning absolutely stunk so hopefully that’s the least of our worries 😂 You can see it here: instagram.com/p/CsSTQMdyAe3/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
@bubzilla6137
Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates First of all, what a quick reply! I'm impressed! Secondly, I don't know of any other "issues" but if there are any that you think affect the audience, just know that I didn't catch any. I'm still watching, but your outbursts of laughter are more than enough to make up even for the shirt. Lol! 🤣😂 Third, thanks for the link! I'll check it out after I finish the podcast. 🙂💙
@bubzilla6137
Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates Worth the wait! Thanks again for the link! I'm so glad they made that for you, it's hilarious AND priceless! 😂🤣
I christen the shirt & commando look, Aka: the Donald Duck, as "Zoom Call Formal."
This is the funniest podcast ever.
To be fair speeding isn't fatal, it's the sudden deceleration that causes problems. Great episode, this is good fun podcast love the jokes
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Thank you Brendan and you are quite right!
@niklaspilot
Жыл бұрын
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson
If only the phantom farter had ended number 5 with "and now you do one Skin"
Is it true that oise is replacing Kanye West at Adidas and bringing out Oiseyz by oise?
Skin needs to get FOTS number 27 🤣🤣
Always lots of laughs and fun.
Jana is great
Jana's impassioned zeal for those fart recordings...😏 Interestingly though, it's a rare simultaneous dual-flag indicator -- both red AND green. Then in the wash, the colors bleed and do become brown.
We told that joke in grade 5.....and I just turned 50!! I know that we Canadians are a bit ahead of you Aussies, but this is ridiculous. PS - that joke only works well in person when you tuck your arms into your own shirt
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
HHahaha yeah I would like that as a visual representation actually
Lost. My. Shit. At the Anonymous Farter. Like, Mickus level shit losing. My 4mth old son sleeping in the next room meant I could not expel said laughter. The force was so strong I now have a back injury and a severe chest cough. Worth it
Why they removed this for few hours? Started it and later it was removed.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Because there was a terrible muck up with the first version
Nice scast!
Am I the only one thinking “my undies got the chocolates” sounds like the dude followed through on one of his farts? 🤣🤢💩
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha I thought he had done that on purpose 😂
A red flag would be a grown man wearing a shirt with his face and cat on it. Run fast.
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
Incorrect. In fact it broadcasts his superiority over the smooth-brained primitives who can't simply appreciate cats. Pallet of green flags wrapped in a large green flag.
Whoever your phantom phone farter is they better be careful. After number 4 and 5 I was thinking they may crap their spinal cord out, fall through their rectum, and strangle to death on their sphincter. Hell of a way to die.
Great work on turning off the camera right when Skin shows the back of the shirt....
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Yeah that was a great move that’s for sure
That particular fashion statement has a name... Called "Shirt Cocking"
@ 14:51 How Long is a Chinese!
Dahl joke is the best moment of the podcast ever.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂😂😂
Does Skin still have the baby?(Prince Albert)
I’m old and belly button piercings were NEVER big. Certainly not in the 70s
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha excellent maybe I made that up
Gode is my spirit animal
44:48 - WALSALL!!
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
They sounded pleased about something, I guess. But 2 questions: 1 What? 2 What the f is even that? And also...what?
@samadkins3933
Жыл бұрын
@@phnelson033 sorry dude, what?
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
@@samadkins3933 that moment you clipped. could not make out a word Mitch said. Also, there are Walsalls?
Another Google review for that same fish n chip shop from user "scott and coke"... "Nan burnt but still delicious. Grandad a bit spicy."
Hey relationships sinks when ships iron structure gets rusted on sea dude 😂
Does anybody know Jana's instagram is or what her last name is?
I love the fact that they go to the lengths to describe the shirt, get Skin to spin and show the back.... but it gets edited out! 😂😂 Blame it on Dave the Brit obviosuly!!
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha that was Dave the Brit that knows Jack shit 😂
@sabre440
Жыл бұрын
@We Got The Chocolates haha sorry, forgot I had to use his full name!
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
@@sabre440 I always do too so I’m trying to get into good habits 😂
90's they was popular in the 90S
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
What were haha? Beach spoons?
@patrickhammelmann5567
Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates nah the belly button pricing 😊 lol
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
@@patrickhammelmann5567 hahahaha that makes more sense yes
On the note of showing public affections I got a tale that might fall in under the too much category. It was an early morning billard tournament with some 40 people. Suddenly someone pointed out at the parking lot. Look at that couple. Must have been a very long night partying based on the clothes and they had to support each other with every step to prevent falling. So everyone looked out the big windows from the second floor and agreed they had to have pulled an all nighter. As people looked the woman dropped down on her knees pulled down the mans pants and gave him a BJ and escalated into full sexual intercourse right there on the asphalt. The shock going through all those people looking was not the sex. It was the fact that it was windy and minus 5. You really want it to be able to perform under those conditions.
Godey is the glue of this show
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
He’s a gun!
Nan ...LOL
Eloise is so so pretty. Gorgeous natural smile, 😘
@gold-diggersanonymous1085
11 ай бұрын
where in the video did you see Eloise????
Please come to Ohio,you guys are hilarious!!!!😂
Lucky 27!! 😆
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
What a shirt!
It is called shirt cocking. Shirt on. No pants.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Haha I did not know this!
Nah, if you are still friends with your ex you better have a very ELABORATE password on your phone.
Shirt before pants all the time, especially with pants that needs a belt
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
Bingo. It's one of the only times to even consider a "sequence"; else, you just throw on clothes and who gives a shit.
You think the shirt before trousers is bad? I knew a guy who somehow did shoes and shirt before trousers and 100% stood by it. To this day, still get the logistics of it!
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
Doesn't even seem possible...or if so, some major pants damage potential with that practice. It's madness.
@quiltycovers6044
Жыл бұрын
@@phnelson033 We al thought that but somehow, he did it and wouldn't see it any other way. Agreed; madness!
It is easier to tuck your shirt in your pants if you put on the shirt first.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
So fair actually
@davelobdell3227
Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates I laughed this morning when I was getting dressed. I put my shirt on first and thought "Well I guess I would have given Jana the ick"
The petname one is weird. Once I started calling my girlfriend babe or baby, she gets weird if I call her by her name.
Bring back the duck!