James' Birthday From HELL | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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00:00, Beyonce
6:19, James' Birthday From HELL
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James has lived a LIFE. You would think he's on his 9th life with all the stories he tells 😂
@paulagoeringer9466
10 ай бұрын
Proof he's a cat 😂
@danielandree3947
10 ай бұрын
Not for nothing tho, even with all the stories he has, none of them really has him any danger really.
@georgejones8307
10 ай бұрын
@@danielandree3947how is that relevant lmao
@danielandree3947
10 ай бұрын
@@georgejones8307 well usually the 9 lives refers to cats… and how they can survive bad situations, while James goes through some shit he doesn’t really ever have situations where he’s in danger.
@cameilramouche3644
10 ай бұрын
Facts
So James literally had shxts and Fuhad had gigs on James’ 21st. Well done!
@lovelace4512
10 ай бұрын
lol well put
@tianna7369
10 ай бұрын
I’m so weak 😂
@kikialeaki1850
10 ай бұрын
We finally know who’s shxts and who’s gigs😂
@carolmashile7533
10 ай бұрын
💯. Don't wanna mess up the 888 likes though 😂
@chulsty0806
10 ай бұрын
I always thought it was 'shits and gigs' as in shits and giggles
The mental image of James' POV seeing their little faces looking at him over the back seats of the coach as it left sweeted me. 😂
We can’t just speed past Rem telling this man he came on his beriod!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 11:59
@morganepg
10 ай бұрын
I thought I was crazy when I heard that
@fruit032
10 ай бұрын
Lol I ain't never heard such a thing - I was today years old 😂😂
@feecm
10 ай бұрын
I had to run it back a few times. It flowed out so naturally!!!!
@fruit032
10 ай бұрын
@@feecm right?!? Too funny! 😂😂😂
@Beautiful_Sound_1995
10 ай бұрын
It hit me so hard, i couldn't even laugh.
The fact that they still went to your house for dinner after leaving you behind is treacherous 😂😂😂
@Kayla-kd8ov
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂they are so wrong. Like they didn't even wait for him to get on the coach 😂😂 just watched him sprint from the window 😂😂
@molliefitzpatrick8157
10 ай бұрын
I think it's from when the house shared in uni
@zainaba.407
7 ай бұрын
It’s the house they all shared at Uni. He didn’t make his birthday dinner at “home” for man’s was in SUNDERLAND 😂😂😂
James must write a book called "I have lived" it will be interesting and fun to read, hilarious story 😂😂😂
@purplepantha11
10 ай бұрын
Id buy that book in a heart beat
@gosberttooleni
10 ай бұрын
@@purplepantha11 that makes us two
@kahuemberson4858
5 ай бұрын
It needs to be an audio book bro, I need to hear him narrate it himself
Why did James yell, “You don’t got Beyonce money!” The way my Mother used to yell, “Do you got McDonalds money?” 😂😂😂
@keylacmckemp1309
10 ай бұрын
😂
Someone with animation skills, please, make a cartoon of James story, I beg!😂
@thirteenwolfies
10 ай бұрын
That’s a great idea!!
@everblua
3 ай бұрын
@kaio.creates would be great
JAMES WHOLE LIFE STORY IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
Did Rem say you came on your Beeriod? 11:58 😂😂😂😂 I'm in bits
James' story telling abilities are out of this world!
James never fails to make my legs swing at a 90⁰ degree angles
@Kusanagi7618
10 ай бұрын
Careful, that's how dick finds it's way between them😂
@BRAZYg
10 ай бұрын
yo what😂
@dwaynemotshome3230
10 ай бұрын
Pause😭
@MaidenHelll
10 ай бұрын
Where u sitting so ur feet don’t touch floor??
@juliannarosado9121
10 ай бұрын
Absurd 🤣
JAMES IS RIGHT You don't have the money, just don't go! It's crazy. Why are you complaining about something that you can make a choice for?
@stikflair
10 ай бұрын
The world we live in now. People feel entitled to EVERYTHING
@veryfitting
10 ай бұрын
People feel entitled to watching the act a concert, wow what a crazy world.
@stikflair
10 ай бұрын
@@veryfitting nobody forcing them to buy it and if you can’t afford it STAY THE FUCK UP. A concert ain’t a right or a need
@ThereSaSpiderNMySoup
10 ай бұрын
They should be discounted deeper. $100 difference is not enough.
@firasattieh6309
10 ай бұрын
@@ThereSaSpiderNMySoupif you look at it like that it’s not much but it’s literally 50% of the cheapest price
The bus driver looking back at 10:02, had me on the floor bruv LMAO XD.
james has lived a life im genuinely on the floor cackling😭😭
Everyone’s had that kind of sleep before. You’re so tired, close your eyes, and BOOM… 2 hours went by.
@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
10 ай бұрын
😂
James and these articulate stories!!! This man has BEEN THRU some things. 😂 Bonus: getting Rem to fallout laugh
James ' stories do me in every time 😂😂😭🤣 Beeriod 😭😂😅.
@brithegenius
10 ай бұрын
BEERIOOODDD LOLOLOL MY CHEST
@brianaaaaaa
8 ай бұрын
beriod is HILARIOUSSSSS
Standing in my spare room ironing, crying with laughter at the tale of the coach journey from Sunderland.
11:58 “Yeah….you came on your beer-iod” Rem with game winner😂😂😂lol
This is literally my favourite James story 🤣 "sprint to the toilet and shit myself" 😭😭
The thing with the Beyoncé behind the stage tickets is if they get in the building chances are they can eventually get to the floor. After about 30 min, the stadium workers don't care as long as you don't cause any issues.
Rem said he was on his beriod 😂😂😂 I'm stealing that 🤣🤣🤣
😂 haha this brought back so many memories. So funny how differently men & women are. Men don’t care if they leave their mates, us women; if one misses the bus, we are all missing the bus. No one is getting left behind 😂🤣😂
I literally rewatched this episode back to back because of James’ story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
'The air is thinner' subtle but it had me rolling😅
I saw Beyonce in Toronto. The night before, they changed the cameras and it would've impacted our view. Our seats and everyone else in our section was upgraded. So listening only would definitely be disclosed
I went twice and the second time, I was next to the listening only seats and BABY! it was STILL a vibe. She walks out the screen so you'll see her enough
That’s literally a “shits & gigs” story 😂😂
LOL BRAAAAAADDDAAAA!! James that was the best story I've heard in a minute. I'm dying.
The Twitter threads cussing guys who bought their girls listening seats to Beyonce are going to be juicy😂😂😂
I agree, the listening only seats are still a seat. No one said you can’t walk around and watch her as you grab a snack from the concession lol
Hahaha James has funny life experiences for EVERYTHING hahaha
😂😂😂😂 James I love how that story just came out of know where. The laugh out loud I just done 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never fail to make me absolutely lose my mind 😂
Is that a wedding band on Rems' finger? Bro 'bout to break hearts 😂
@Claudia-yc8xk
4 ай бұрын
Yes ! I saw it months ago and my heart shattered 😂 ... Like I'd have a chance with him hahahaha
When James tells a story it always sends me off ends 😂😂
Gotta love when multiple people comment “first” 😂
@datname1939
10 ай бұрын
First in heart...
@annedijeh
10 ай бұрын
What's the purpose of the "first" comment? Do you get recognition or get paid? I'm curious
@brianalee2393
10 ай бұрын
@@annedijeh I’d say it has more to do with proving to others, along with the creators, that they’re fans. Yk to get that sense of self- accomplishment.
@Yurrr823
10 ай бұрын
I been loosing for 8 weeks now ...i feel like rem on top 5
Isn’t that called the walk of shame James? 😂
Most of the seats you can’t see anyway bc everybody stands with their phones out anyway
@citrusbitrus
10 ай бұрын
Facts. So freaking annoying.
Sounds like an amazing story to tell your kids James 😂😂😂😂. I would have panicked but eventually chilled out since I know I'll get home..... eventually and pass out 😂
Just love all of james stories..😂
When I was in uni I had similar experience every time I went home. For context I went uni in estonia (eastern europe) and I live Antigua(Easter Caribbean). I use to fall asleep on buses and trains, battery was always dead and I don't speak the languages of the countries I flew through. Fun times
A listening only option actually sounds kind of nice for people that want to hear the live performance, but the lights and visuals may be too much or overstimulating for them. And you can still get in and buy merch!
I just NEED to see some pics of all of them from the uni days
6:22 That "OH YEAH" from Fuhad cracks me up every time
This reminds me of James' story when he had to run to work and the client cancelled the appointment while it was happening because James stank of alcohol or puke or whatever. Anyone know what episode that was?
@bigtimeshyboyy1821
10 ай бұрын
He's told that story twice.. can't remember the episodes. Sorry 😂.
@silvermoo8869
10 ай бұрын
Rock bottom has a basement, ep 301
@NevermindHDx
10 ай бұрын
@@silvermoo8869 appreciate it, king.
Anybody else just randomly say,”Faaaaaam” throughout the day? 😂😂
I go back to this video every single day to have a good laugh 😂😂😂
It’s crazy because I saw Beyonce on her London date for £150 (which I think is more than reasonably priced for someone of her caliber) and had amazing seats. American prices are just crazy.
It’s Fuhad looking back at him when he’s running to get there for me. 😭💀😂
James was on tour 😂😂😂
James actually kills me 😂❤️
"THEN DONT GO! YOU AINT GOT BEYONCE MONEY BRO!" i died, i cackllleeeddd
Literally seeing Beyoncé in Miami today 😂
Danggg I might needa get on the patreon cause this was HILARIOUSSSSS!!!!!!
James’s life is chaotic
HAHAHAH I’m from Newcastle and hearing you guys drag Sunderland is FUNNY man 😭 yo but I didn’t appreciate that “oh” from Fuhad
Low key knee slapper "there's altitude up there!"
"it's near New Castle" "oooh🤢"
Too hilarious....laughed so much.James got stories for dayzzzzzzz. Man has lived 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The cheapest being $318 is what’s insane, not even the listening tickets
@LandPirate1
10 ай бұрын
I dont understand how decent seats cost more than a month's rent. That takes the piss lol
@tchew2545
10 ай бұрын
@@LandPirate1resale… i got GOOD seats for $250ish before the resale
@danzinno
10 ай бұрын
@@LandPirate1to be fair, these are tickets in the U.S., where avg monthly rent is $1700.
These type of lessons teach you restraint😂
The listening seats only for beyonce tonight in Miami are at best 367 with fees....I've been on the tickets all week. But also blind people go to concerts all the time and experience all of the sounds.
2018 Coachella was absolutely wild!!!!!! ❤
REM laughing is making it even worse! 😅😅😅
I don’t understand why people are upset with Beyoncé? If people buy tickets to not see that’s they’re deal. If you can’t afford it, it’s unfortunate but it’s incredibly expensive to tour and her staff is at least 1,000 strong across the US tour alone. People have to be paid.
@TimTheEnchanter0
10 ай бұрын
Entertainment is a luxury anyway. I’d rather the news talk about housing prices
@DB-ik8hn
10 ай бұрын
Aren't these resale tickets?
@tyvonnlecraft9503
10 ай бұрын
the crazy part is seats behind the stage were not for sale so i hope nobody tried to purchase because ticketmaster did not list those seats for sale
Y'all are the best make me laugh everyday. 😂
Funny thing is, in Japan, AKB48 and their group, had been doing "Listening seats" for years, and it was very well received, because it allowed fans to participate but at a much lower price. Some fans even said they actually got the real behind-the-scenes from those seats because they were able to actually see the artists before they go onto the stage....so I don't understand the backlash on this.....
Rem has never tired of hearing this story 😂😂😂 My dude was losing it ☠️
😂😂😂 yall are the funniest on YT right now for me
Lmaooo it's hilarious cos my uni is in Sunderland and I was shocked she was there too
I swearrr this is why i always have a charger in me when i go out😂😂 i rather be late asf then go without a charger
YoOOooOo that story was nuts 😂😂😂😂😂
Fearsome friends would NEVER abandon our drunk bestie. 😂
You just know if Taylor Swift sold Listening Only tickets, the reaction would be "aww swifties". Also James' story had me howling! 😂😂
Now Friday has started ✌️
You man did James dirty. Yall could have asked the driver to stop so that Jimmy could get on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Concerts tickets often drop drastically if you wait to 2 hours before the concert. Beyonce was expensive so many Americans flew international to see her because it was cheaper to fly to another country and see her than watching her in America. I think people were upset that the visual impaired tickets are cheaper than the behind the wall tickets.
I was on maps following along🤣🤣
When Rem said “you had your Beeriod” I fucking lost it 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chilling at Golders Green, I just noticed a coach terminating at Sunderland and of course I came straight here 😂😂😅
I cried real tears hearing James story
Rem (casually) : “you came on your beeriod” BEERIOD 😂👌11:58
I lost it when fuhad said "OH YEAH!!!" 😂😂🤣🤣
the coach story!! 🤣he said "WHERE?!" 😂😂😂
I still have Qs about James' birthday story, because why didn't they wake him up when they were leaving the hotel? Why didn't they tell the bus driver to wait when they could seeee him running to the bus? Why did everyone act normal when Rem said beriod? 😂😭
James has and tells the best stories 😅
I wouldn't pay one wooden nickel to watch Beyoncé or her husband perform 😂😂
Sunderland fam, defend yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuhad’s OH YEAH and the way he said FAM got me 😂
This one had me in stitches 😭 the worst birthday ever 😂😂
lmaoooooo i love yall keep me cracking up
I saw people sitting in those listening on seats in ATL. I was shook
Just don’t go! Life is so simple sometimes it is people who complicate it!! 😅 plus… the morning after the night before of boozing … it is about to be murder in this loo!!!
That story had me in stiches 😂😂😂
This clip just made me get the patreon😂😂
3:05 for my 2 tickets it was 170 and we had good visuals. £122 for radio is mad
IDK about the UK but in the US if I get a ticket I WILL move to a spot I can see. Just get me in the building and I'll do the rest.
@LawMisz
10 ай бұрын
This is exactly what my friends and I did lol saw the whole concert
I think to myself wow I’ve had a life…the stories I have & then there’s James 😮😂😂😂