James' Birthday From HELL | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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00:00, Beyonce
6:19, James' Birthday From HELL
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  • @fudge2967
    @fudge296710 ай бұрын

    James has lived a LIFE. You would think he's on his 9th life with all the stories he tells 😂

  • @paulagoeringer9466

    @paulagoeringer9466

    10 ай бұрын

    Proof he's a cat 😂

  • @danielandree3947

    @danielandree3947

    10 ай бұрын

    Not for nothing tho, even with all the stories he has, none of them really has him any danger really.

  • @georgejones8307

    @georgejones8307

    10 ай бұрын

    @@danielandree3947how is that relevant lmao

  • @danielandree3947

    @danielandree3947

    10 ай бұрын

    @@georgejones8307 well usually the 9 lives refers to cats… and how they can survive bad situations, while James goes through some shit he doesn’t really ever have situations where he’s in danger.

  • @cameilramouche3644

    @cameilramouche3644

    10 ай бұрын

    Facts

  • @AbsolutelyNot86
    @AbsolutelyNot8610 ай бұрын

    So James literally had shxts and Fuhad had gigs on James’ 21st. Well done!

  • @lovelace4512

    @lovelace4512

    10 ай бұрын

    lol well put

  • @tianna7369

    @tianna7369

    10 ай бұрын

    I’m so weak 😂

  • @kikialeaki1850

    @kikialeaki1850

    10 ай бұрын

    We finally know who’s shxts and who’s gigs😂

  • @carolmashile7533

    @carolmashile7533

    10 ай бұрын

    💯. Don't wanna mess up the 888 likes though 😂

  • @chulsty0806

    @chulsty0806

    10 ай бұрын

    I always thought it was 'shits and gigs' as in shits and giggles

  • @Beautiful_Sound_1995
    @Beautiful_Sound_199510 ай бұрын

    The mental image of James' POV seeing their little faces looking at him over the back seats of the coach as it left sweeted me. 😂

  • @feecm
    @feecm10 ай бұрын

    We can’t just speed past Rem telling this man he came on his beriod!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 11:59

  • @morganepg

    @morganepg

    10 ай бұрын

    I thought I was crazy when I heard that

  • @fruit032

    @fruit032

    10 ай бұрын

    Lol I ain't never heard such a thing - I was today years old 😂😂

  • @feecm

    @feecm

    10 ай бұрын

    I had to run it back a few times. It flowed out so naturally!!!!

  • @fruit032

    @fruit032

    10 ай бұрын

    @@feecm right?!? Too funny! 😂😂😂

  • @Beautiful_Sound_1995

    @Beautiful_Sound_1995

    10 ай бұрын

    It hit me so hard, i couldn't even laugh.

  • @x0Mickey0x
    @x0Mickey0x10 ай бұрын

    The fact that they still went to your house for dinner after leaving you behind is treacherous 😂😂😂

  • @Kayla-kd8ov

    @Kayla-kd8ov

    10 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂they are so wrong. Like they didn't even wait for him to get on the coach 😂😂 just watched him sprint from the window 😂😂

  • @molliefitzpatrick8157

    @molliefitzpatrick8157

    10 ай бұрын

    I think it's from when the house shared in uni

  • @zainaba.407

    @zainaba.407

    7 ай бұрын

    It’s the house they all shared at Uni. He didn’t make his birthday dinner at “home” for man’s was in SUNDERLAND 😂😂😂

  • @gosberttooleni
    @gosberttooleni10 ай бұрын

    James must write a book called "I have lived" it will be interesting and fun to read, hilarious story 😂😂😂

  • @purplepantha11

    @purplepantha11

    10 ай бұрын

    Id buy that book in a heart beat

  • @gosberttooleni

    @gosberttooleni

    10 ай бұрын

    @@purplepantha11 that makes us two

  • @kahuemberson4858

    @kahuemberson4858

    5 ай бұрын

    It needs to be an audio book bro, I need to hear him narrate it himself

  • @AndiOjeda123
    @AndiOjeda12310 ай бұрын

    Why did James yell, “You don’t got Beyonce money!” The way my Mother used to yell, “Do you got McDonalds money?” 😂😂😂

  • @keylacmckemp1309

    @keylacmckemp1309

    10 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @miriam2837
    @miriam283710 ай бұрын

    Someone with animation skills, please, make a cartoon of James story, I beg!😂

  • @thirteenwolfies

    @thirteenwolfies

    10 ай бұрын

    That’s a great idea!!

  • @everblua

    @everblua

    3 ай бұрын

    @kaio.creates would be great

  • @darshanaalexander2557
    @darshanaalexander255710 ай бұрын

    JAMES WHOLE LIFE STORY IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @Menooy22
    @Menooy2210 ай бұрын

    Did Rem say you came on your Beeriod? 11:58 😂😂😂😂 I'm in bits

  • @mazu3433
    @mazu343310 ай бұрын

    James' story telling abilities are out of this world!

  • @N0-B0DY.
    @N0-B0DY.10 ай бұрын

    James never fails to make my legs swing at a 90⁰ degree angles

  • @Kusanagi7618

    @Kusanagi7618

    10 ай бұрын

    Careful, that's how dick finds it's way between them😂

  • @BRAZYg

    @BRAZYg

    10 ай бұрын

    yo what😂

  • @dwaynemotshome3230

    @dwaynemotshome3230

    10 ай бұрын

    Pause😭

  • @MaidenHelll

    @MaidenHelll

    10 ай бұрын

    Where u sitting so ur feet don’t touch floor??

  • @juliannarosado9121

    @juliannarosado9121

    10 ай бұрын

    Absurd 🤣

  • @kembawinchester4861
    @kembawinchester486110 ай бұрын

    JAMES IS RIGHT You don't have the money, just don't go! It's crazy. Why are you complaining about something that you can make a choice for?

  • @stikflair

    @stikflair

    10 ай бұрын

    The world we live in now. People feel entitled to EVERYTHING

  • @veryfitting

    @veryfitting

    10 ай бұрын

    People feel entitled to watching the act a concert, wow what a crazy world.

  • @stikflair

    @stikflair

    10 ай бұрын

    @@veryfitting nobody forcing them to buy it and if you can’t afford it STAY THE FUCK UP. A concert ain’t a right or a need

  • @ThereSaSpiderNMySoup

    @ThereSaSpiderNMySoup

    10 ай бұрын

    They should be discounted deeper. $100 difference is not enough.

  • @firasattieh6309

    @firasattieh6309

    10 ай бұрын

    @@ThereSaSpiderNMySoupif you look at it like that it’s not much but it’s literally 50% of the cheapest price

  • @MyRandomLife247
    @MyRandomLife24710 ай бұрын

    The bus driver looking back at 10:02, had me on the floor bruv LMAO XD.

  • @A-wk2ss248
    @A-wk2ss24810 ай бұрын

    james has lived a life im genuinely on the floor cackling😭😭

  • @queenla227
    @queenla22710 ай бұрын

    Everyone’s had that kind of sleep before. You’re so tired, close your eyes, and BOOM… 2 hours went by.

  • @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437

    @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437

    10 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @Arrancar6grimmjow6
    @Arrancar6grimmjow610 ай бұрын

    James and these articulate stories!!! This man has BEEN THRU some things. 😂 Bonus: getting Rem to fallout laugh

  • @pmccray551
    @pmccray55110 ай бұрын

    James ' stories do me in every time 😂😂😭🤣 Beeriod 😭😂😅.

  • @brithegenius

    @brithegenius

    10 ай бұрын

    BEERIOOODDD LOLOLOL MY CHEST

  • @brianaaaaaa

    @brianaaaaaa

    8 ай бұрын

    beriod is HILARIOUSSSSS

  • @kateq7212
    @kateq721210 ай бұрын

    Standing in my spare room ironing, crying with laughter at the tale of the coach journey from Sunderland.

  • @Kimmy_Beee
    @Kimmy_Beee10 ай бұрын

    11:58 “Yeah….you came on your beer-iod” Rem with game winner😂😂😂lol

  • @annabel.okonkwo
    @annabel.okonkwo10 ай бұрын

    This is literally my favourite James story 🤣 "sprint to the toilet and shit myself" 😭😭

  • @catlyn2010
    @catlyn201010 ай бұрын

    The thing with the Beyoncé behind the stage tickets is if they get in the building chances are they can eventually get to the floor. After about 30 min, the stadium workers don't care as long as you don't cause any issues.

  • @chelseahenderson2873
    @chelseahenderson287310 ай бұрын

    Rem said he was on his beriod 😂😂😂 I'm stealing that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jadethomas4445
    @jadethomas444510 ай бұрын

    😂 haha this brought back so many memories. So funny how differently men & women are. Men don’t care if they leave their mates, us women; if one misses the bus, we are all missing the bus. No one is getting left behind 😂🤣😂

  • @phililegumede8363
    @phililegumede836310 ай бұрын

    I literally rewatched this episode back to back because of James’ story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @misshassan100
    @misshassan10010 ай бұрын

    'The air is thinner' subtle but it had me rolling😅

  • @SMRTPRful
    @SMRTPRful10 ай бұрын

    I saw Beyonce in Toronto. The night before, they changed the cameras and it would've impacted our view. Our seats and everyone else in our section was upgraded. So listening only would definitely be disclosed

  • @eKaYTeNshi
    @eKaYTeNshi10 ай бұрын

    I went twice and the second time, I was next to the listening only seats and BABY! it was STILL a vibe. She walks out the screen so you'll see her enough

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X10 ай бұрын

    That’s literally a “shits & gigs” story 😂😂

  • @wesnotnice
    @wesnotnice10 ай бұрын

    LOL BRAAAAAADDDAAAA!! James that was the best story I've heard in a minute. I'm dying.

  • @poeticvoldemort
    @poeticvoldemort10 ай бұрын

    The Twitter threads cussing guys who bought their girls listening seats to Beyonce are going to be juicy😂😂😂

  • @JustShaye
    @JustShaye10 ай бұрын

    I agree, the listening only seats are still a seat. No one said you can’t walk around and watch her as you grab a snack from the concession lol

  • @user-pl5jw5vy2l
    @user-pl5jw5vy2l10 ай бұрын

    Hahaha James has funny life experiences for EVERYTHING hahaha

  • @chauvingreenaway
    @chauvingreenaway10 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 James I love how that story just came out of know where. The laugh out loud I just done 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @meganmarshall5098
    @meganmarshall509810 ай бұрын

    Never fail to make me absolutely lose my mind 😂

  • @nokukhanyapenelopembotho6083
    @nokukhanyapenelopembotho608310 ай бұрын

    Is that a wedding band on Rems' finger? Bro 'bout to break hearts 😂

  • @Claudia-yc8xk

    @Claudia-yc8xk

    4 ай бұрын

    Yes ! I saw it months ago and my heart shattered 😂 ... Like I'd have a chance with him hahahaha

  • @Noble1010
    @Noble101010 ай бұрын

    When James tells a story it always sends me off ends 😂😂

  • @brianalee2393
    @brianalee239310 ай бұрын

    Gotta love when multiple people comment “first” 😂

  • @datname1939

    @datname1939

    10 ай бұрын

    First in heart...

  • @annedijeh

    @annedijeh

    10 ай бұрын

    What's the purpose of the "first" comment? Do you get recognition or get paid? I'm curious

  • @brianalee2393

    @brianalee2393

    10 ай бұрын

    @@annedijeh I’d say it has more to do with proving to others, along with the creators, that they’re fans. Yk to get that sense of self- accomplishment.

  • @Yurrr823

    @Yurrr823

    10 ай бұрын

    I been loosing for 8 weeks now ...i feel like rem on top 5

  • @isunshiine
    @isunshiine10 ай бұрын

    Isn’t that called the walk of shame James? 😂

  • @AppleJuiceTarot
    @AppleJuiceTarot10 ай бұрын

    Most of the seats you can’t see anyway bc everybody stands with their phones out anyway

  • @citrusbitrus

    @citrusbitrus

    10 ай бұрын

    Facts. So freaking annoying.

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_10 ай бұрын

    Sounds like an amazing story to tell your kids James 😂😂😂😂. I would have panicked but eventually chilled out since I know I'll get home..... eventually and pass out 😂

  • @kimberlymcknight2733
    @kimberlymcknight273310 ай бұрын

    Just love all of james stories..😂

  • @candezsimmons2001
    @candezsimmons200110 ай бұрын

    When I was in uni I had similar experience every time I went home. For context I went uni in estonia (eastern europe) and I live Antigua(Easter Caribbean). I use to fall asleep on buses and trains, battery was always dead and I don't speak the languages of the countries I flew through. Fun times

  • @kindofyoung
    @kindofyoung10 ай бұрын

    A listening only option actually sounds kind of nice for people that want to hear the live performance, but the lights and visuals may be too much or overstimulating for them. And you can still get in and buy merch!

  • @lisenaf2599
    @lisenaf259910 ай бұрын

    I just NEED to see some pics of all of them from the uni days

  • @ifti1311
    @ifti13117 ай бұрын

    6:22 That "OH YEAH" from Fuhad cracks me up every time

  • @NevermindHDx
    @NevermindHDx10 ай бұрын

    This reminds me of James' story when he had to run to work and the client cancelled the appointment while it was happening because James stank of alcohol or puke or whatever. Anyone know what episode that was?

  • @bigtimeshyboyy1821

    @bigtimeshyboyy1821

    10 ай бұрын

    He's told that story twice.. can't remember the episodes. Sorry 😂.

  • @silvermoo8869

    @silvermoo8869

    10 ай бұрын

    Rock bottom has a basement, ep 301

  • @NevermindHDx

    @NevermindHDx

    10 ай бұрын

    @@silvermoo8869 appreciate it, king.

  • @kjswagg15
    @kjswagg1510 ай бұрын

    Anybody else just randomly say,”Faaaaaam” throughout the day? 😂😂

  • @kattleyaygat
    @kattleyaygat10 ай бұрын

    I go back to this video every single day to have a good laugh 😂😂😂

  • @Bforthepeace
    @Bforthepeace10 ай бұрын

    It’s crazy because I saw Beyonce on her London date for £150 (which I think is more than reasonably priced for someone of her caliber) and had amazing seats. American prices are just crazy.

  • @Livingingratitudeforever
    @Livingingratitudeforever7 ай бұрын

    It’s Fuhad looking back at him when he’s running to get there for me. 😭💀😂

  • @lydialangeni
    @lydialangeni10 ай бұрын

    James was on tour 😂😂😂

  • @danielleg96
    @danielleg9610 ай бұрын

    James actually kills me 😂❤️

  • @oh.so.sine.
    @oh.so.sine.10 ай бұрын

    "THEN DONT GO! YOU AINT GOT BEYONCE MONEY BRO!" i died, i cackllleeeddd

  • @Faiththegemini
    @Faiththegemini10 ай бұрын

    Literally seeing Beyoncé in Miami today 😂

  • @desirebrown5759
    @desirebrown575910 ай бұрын

    Danggg I might needa get on the patreon cause this was HILARIOUSSSSS!!!!!!

  • @ivynya29
    @ivynya2910 ай бұрын

    James’s life is chaotic

  • @nina-cy5dd
    @nina-cy5dd10 ай бұрын

    HAHAHAH I’m from Newcastle and hearing you guys drag Sunderland is FUNNY man 😭 yo but I didn’t appreciate that “oh” from Fuhad

  • @steffinyou9006
    @steffinyou900610 ай бұрын

    Low key knee slapper "there's altitude up there!"

  • @teshaylablackston9190
    @teshaylablackston919010 ай бұрын

    "it's near New Castle" "oooh🤢"

  • @NathsCrazyWorld
    @NathsCrazyWorld10 ай бұрын

    Too hilarious....laughed so much.James got stories for dayzzzzzzz. Man has lived 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @courtb9684
    @courtb968410 ай бұрын

    The cheapest being $318 is what’s insane, not even the listening tickets

  • @LandPirate1

    @LandPirate1

    10 ай бұрын

    I dont understand how decent seats cost more than a month's rent. That takes the piss lol

  • @tchew2545

    @tchew2545

    10 ай бұрын

    @@LandPirate1resale… i got GOOD seats for $250ish before the resale

  • @danzinno

    @danzinno

    10 ай бұрын

    @@LandPirate1to be fair, these are tickets in the U.S., where avg monthly rent is $1700.

  • @amaruhouston6006
    @amaruhouston600610 ай бұрын

    These type of lessons teach you restraint😂

  • @pettiestofbettys
    @pettiestofbettys10 ай бұрын

    The listening seats only for beyonce tonight in Miami are at best 367 with fees....I've been on the tickets all week. But also blind people go to concerts all the time and experience all of the sounds.

  • @alexandrap4753
    @alexandrap475310 ай бұрын

    2018 Coachella was absolutely wild!!!!!! ❤

  • @charmainelucas7785
    @charmainelucas778510 ай бұрын

    REM laughing is making it even worse! 😅😅😅

  • @Remiddi
    @Remiddi10 ай бұрын

    I don’t understand why people are upset with Beyoncé? If people buy tickets to not see that’s they’re deal. If you can’t afford it, it’s unfortunate but it’s incredibly expensive to tour and her staff is at least 1,000 strong across the US tour alone. People have to be paid.

  • @TimTheEnchanter0

    @TimTheEnchanter0

    10 ай бұрын

    Entertainment is a luxury anyway. I’d rather the news talk about housing prices

  • @DB-ik8hn

    @DB-ik8hn

    10 ай бұрын

    Aren't these resale tickets?

  • @tyvonnlecraft9503

    @tyvonnlecraft9503

    10 ай бұрын

    the crazy part is seats behind the stage were not for sale so i hope nobody tried to purchase because ticketmaster did not list those seats for sale

  • @666bigBOB
    @666bigBOB10 ай бұрын

    Y'all are the best make me laugh everyday. 😂

  • @maokay
    @maokay8 ай бұрын

    Funny thing is, in Japan, AKB48 and their group, had been doing "Listening seats" for years, and it was very well received, because it allowed fans to participate but at a much lower price. Some fans even said they actually got the real behind-the-scenes from those seats because they were able to actually see the artists before they go onto the stage....so I don't understand the backlash on this.....

  • @intldawn
    @intldawnАй бұрын

    Rem has never tired of hearing this story 😂😂😂 My dude was losing it ☠️

  • @Gorgeousbronze1
    @Gorgeousbronze110 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 yall are the funniest on YT right now for me

  • @isaurak6693
    @isaurak669310 ай бұрын

    Lmaooo it's hilarious cos my uni is in Sunderland and I was shocked she was there too

  • @user-kc6bd7fz8e
    @user-kc6bd7fz8e10 ай бұрын

    I swearrr this is why i always have a charger in me when i go out😂😂 i rather be late asf then go without a charger

  • @Uranusstinks
    @Uranusstinks10 ай бұрын

    YoOOooOo that story was nuts 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @merp9211
    @merp9211Ай бұрын

    Fearsome friends would NEVER abandon our drunk bestie. 😂

  • @Mister.Curious
    @Mister.Curious10 ай бұрын

    You just know if Taylor Swift sold Listening Only tickets, the reaction would be "aww swifties". Also James' story had me howling! 😂😂

  • @robynson_
    @robynson_10 ай бұрын

    Now Friday has started ✌️

  • @jotaylor3935
    @jotaylor393510 ай бұрын

    You man did James dirty. Yall could have asked the driver to stop so that Jimmy could get on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bajanbreezy
    @bajanbreezy10 ай бұрын

    Concerts tickets often drop drastically if you wait to 2 hours before the concert. Beyonce was expensive so many Americans flew international to see her because it was cheaper to fly to another country and see her than watching her in America. I think people were upset that the visual impaired tickets are cheaper than the behind the wall tickets.

  • @GoCrazyBaby3
    @GoCrazyBaby310 ай бұрын

    I was on maps following along🤣🤣

  • @KGQ89
    @KGQ897 ай бұрын

    When Rem said “you had your Beeriod” I fucking lost it 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kalishadee8925
    @kalishadee892510 ай бұрын

    Chilling at Golders Green, I just noticed a coach terminating at Sunderland and of course I came straight here 😂😂😅

  • @purplepantha11
    @purplepantha1110 ай бұрын

    I cried real tears hearing James story

  • @elizabethkent9859
    @elizabethkent985910 ай бұрын

    Rem (casually) : “you came on your beeriod” BEERIOD 😂👌11:58

  • @juangarcia2007
    @juangarcia200710 ай бұрын

    I lost it when fuhad said "OH YEAH!!!" 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @littlebrowngirl4
    @littlebrowngirl410 ай бұрын

    the coach story!! 🤣he said "WHERE?!" 😂😂😂

  • @raejae5565
    @raejae55652 ай бұрын

    I still have Qs about James' birthday story, because why didn't they wake him up when they were leaving the hotel? Why didn't they tell the bus driver to wait when they could seeee him running to the bus? Why did everyone act normal when Rem said beriod? 😂😭

  • @shackpryce9407
    @shackpryce940710 ай бұрын

    James has and tells the best stories 😅

  • @ShanecaRene
    @ShanecaRene9 ай бұрын

    I wouldn't pay one wooden nickel to watch Beyoncé or her husband perform 😂😂

  • @ricardomonteiro5588
    @ricardomonteiro558810 ай бұрын

    Sunderland fam, defend yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @freckles_n_dimples
    @freckles_n_dimples10 ай бұрын

    Fuhad’s OH YEAH and the way he said FAM got me 😂

  • @jd-dp4vq
    @jd-dp4vq6 ай бұрын

    This one had me in stitches 😭 the worst birthday ever 😂😂

  • @keahv7900
    @keahv790010 ай бұрын

    lmaoooooo i love yall keep me cracking up

  • @blackrave546
    @blackrave54610 ай бұрын

    I saw people sitting in those listening on seats in ATL. I was shook

  • @jackoenyegue
    @jackoenyegue10 ай бұрын

    Just don’t go! Life is so simple sometimes it is people who complicate it!! 😅 plus… the morning after the night before of boozing … it is about to be murder in this loo!!!

  • @kingnrj
    @kingnrj10 ай бұрын

    That story had me in stiches 😂😂😂

  • @yukithetallindividual8207
    @yukithetallindividual820710 ай бұрын

    This clip just made me get the patreon😂😂

  • @factitious2605
    @factitious260510 ай бұрын

    3:05 for my 2 tickets it was 170 and we had good visuals. £122 for radio is mad

  • @rickpilhorn
    @rickpilhorn10 ай бұрын

    IDK about the UK but in the US if I get a ticket I WILL move to a spot I can see. Just get me in the building and I'll do the rest.

  • @LawMisz

    @LawMisz

    10 ай бұрын

    This is exactly what my friends and I did lol saw the whole concert

  • @tanyar9221
    @tanyar922110 ай бұрын

    I think to myself wow I’ve had a life…the stories I have & then there’s James 😮😂😂😂

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