“I woke and had no text messages because i have no friends” same boy, same 😂

@KD-fj2jh

5 жыл бұрын

I love your profile pic😂😂😂😂😁😁

@whotrynakillseth4137

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@jordynchoyce3826

5 жыл бұрын

it’s a big mood lmao

@pyrokatarina

5 жыл бұрын

@Erika Alumno Secutec 1 its probably a joke

@ighmoss

5 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment this, but then add "bish u got urself a (b)romance"

“Jake ASMR Gyllenhaal”

@Esqueletor

5 жыл бұрын

Lexi Poll ASMR oof

@Esqueletor

5 жыл бұрын

Berna ' why?

@char.lie_22_yt20

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry, what?

@lilmoldyturnip6283

5 жыл бұрын

i c o n i c

@a.k-6903

5 жыл бұрын

i would be your 6667th like but i'm not gonna be the one to destroy the 6666

i wouldn’t be surprised if halfway through the video he wholeheartedly screams

@georgebaynard4096

5 жыл бұрын

Like the most guttural hell scape scream imaginable yeah I wouldn’t be surprised either

@jonathanhernandez6586

4 жыл бұрын

lalarockyou He probably did but W Magazine cut it out lmao

@kiran258

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry what?

@hopeworld_2190

3 жыл бұрын

I was bracing for it tbh

@mariaafribo7354

3 жыл бұрын

same

No one: Jake: *i JuSt LiKe BuiLdIng tAbLeS*

@alfero4924

5 жыл бұрын

That's funny cuz i know how it feels

@newbornassassin7291

4 жыл бұрын

CHuT Up

"I woke up and I had no text messages because I have no friends" Too relatable.

@zzzzzzz906

6 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Jake Gyllenhaal is like me

@MArTin_Gold394

4 ай бұрын

sorry, what?

The year 2020. Jake Gyllenhaal has his own ASMR channel and has become one of the top ASMR heavy hitters. He uploads his 400th video "ASMR Cowboy Role Play" and the notif goes up on my phone. I retreat to my room leaving my family at the dining table. I pop my headphones in and whisper... "I wish I knew how to quit you..."

@alison70

6 жыл бұрын

RICKY STOPJSHJG NOT THE TIME FOR BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN REFERENCES

@avidreader2316

6 жыл бұрын

I've been laughing at this for 10 minutes now 😂😂😂

@lProjectZerol

6 жыл бұрын

Ricky Odriosola ASMR wig off

@ellipsisms

6 жыл бұрын

I died

@ihsanoulamine645

6 жыл бұрын

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BRING UP PAINFUL MEMORIES OF BBM 😭😭

I am so mad that this is only two minutes long. When do we get more Jake?

@Sunrise_eliza333

4 жыл бұрын

here s the second reply 😉

@TJ_the_Tism

Жыл бұрын

We NEED more! He’s hilarious!

@bobthebuilderday6leader

Жыл бұрын

I need aT LEAST 30 MINUTES W!

@nicoleparreira1024

9 ай бұрын

I Don’t think he cooperated

"so I just sat there alone for a while" *Long awkward pause as Jake recollects the tragic memories from that morning*

@arlo4639

4 жыл бұрын

Keywords: *_that morning_*

@KitKat30987

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"had no text messages cuz I have no friends" same

@noahverhoff6203

5 жыл бұрын

1000 likes with no comments??

@thatbitchnoemie

4 жыл бұрын

Oof yet mood

@sauviel6296

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

You are loved, Jake. You are loved.

@proy2448

6 жыл бұрын

ASMR Glow Hiyaaa! :D Nice seeing you here

@acloudboiii1819

6 жыл бұрын

Oh shit hey Shaz

@elikiangoma4108

6 жыл бұрын

You too girl you too! I love you and your channel 😍😍😍

@sonny2473

6 жыл бұрын

ASMR Glow hiiii sharon!!

@teenelf

6 жыл бұрын

For some reason, seeing your comment made me happier than the video (The video made me happy, but your comment even more so) :D

"I really don't know how to do any woodworking....... I just like building tables"

@Azelkiel56

4 жыл бұрын

Well i would like to do some woodworking with Jake.......if you know what i mean 😅😜

@bartallen6849

3 жыл бұрын

Morning wood

@arissajamaly7764

3 жыл бұрын

And then it cuts off 😭💀💀

Y’all should rlly get TOM HOLLAND TO DO THIS

@spideywoo

5 жыл бұрын

YES PLS

@manuelparker3776

5 жыл бұрын

Y E S P L E A S E

@robbiedelpresto

5 жыл бұрын

Tom Holland whispers spoilers in your ear for ten minutes ASMR

@krosina2290

5 жыл бұрын

Y E S P L E A S E

@geneaudrey8910

5 жыл бұрын

I think he's tingles sensitive

"I woke up and I had no text messages cause I have no friends and then I looked at my emails and sure enough they were empty and then I just sat there alone for a while and then I came here to be loved" RELATABLE haha so cute I love this video😂❤

@justapebbleinapond

5 жыл бұрын

How does this comment have so many likes but no comments 😂

@Lethia277

5 жыл бұрын

So relateable 🤣

1 - this is perfect 2 - Ryan Reynolds needs to do this (with Jake)

@renangelo419

5 жыл бұрын

They wouldnt be able to be quiet enough XD

@alexandragrunwald2579

5 жыл бұрын

they would just laugh all the time😂

@user-ol8gl3yj1h

4 жыл бұрын

He's chaotic enough by himself

@jamie9940

4 жыл бұрын

Tito Lívio All they would do is sccccreeeeam

@professor_n

4 жыл бұрын

*asmr wheeze*

Jake:*Tries to do asmr* Asmr KZreadrs: You don't want any part in this

@29wanya

5 жыл бұрын

I get that reference.

@captainstardrive5776

5 жыл бұрын

@@29wanya Thanks Cap

@tylerh2712

5 жыл бұрын

Haha omg yes

@inthevents19

5 жыл бұрын

@@29wanya **I understood that reference (I'm sorry I can't help it lol)

@captainstardrive5776

5 жыл бұрын

@@inthevents19 Because that's what heroes do

Imagine: Jake Gyllenhaal, Paul Rudd, Jeremy Renner, and Ryan Reynolds

@joselynhernandez591

5 жыл бұрын

That’s Jake ASMR Gyllenhaal to you

@ravioliravioli4486

5 жыл бұрын

The perfect train

@webmdstank

5 жыл бұрын

Not a single braincell

@ako3624

3 жыл бұрын

all of them taking care of smol tom holland.

@Jadorelainie

3 жыл бұрын

I need and want all that chaos magic in my life! W Magazine, make it happen!

one of the most underrated actors

@mcproustinet448

5 жыл бұрын

he's not underrated at all what are u talking about

@shelbyleworthy5278

5 жыл бұрын

Oath

@josiebelle1652

5 жыл бұрын

Literally

@josiebelle1652

5 жыл бұрын

Not

@josiebelle1652

5 жыл бұрын

True

Jake Gyllenhaal = most relatable celebrity ever

@noahverhoff6203

5 жыл бұрын

How tf does this have 2k likes and one comment

@enigma6816

5 жыл бұрын

I think this is a bot

@wjhvc4600

5 жыл бұрын

but is he even human tho

@purplegypsylady777

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we can all relate with being millionaires, obviously..

@Cheslevlogs

2 жыл бұрын

Yea like I sometimes manipulate and hurt women

we need a 10 minute version of this

@alexisjacks8384

Жыл бұрын

…. HAHAHHA

@malinvoeten8432

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@gio-fc1fs

Жыл бұрын

KKJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

@everrl0ng

Жыл бұрын

NAHHH LMAOO

@sylvie9700

Жыл бұрын

ANHAHAHAHA

Nobody: Mysterio and his crew waiting for the drones to start working again:

This is literally the best thing I've ever seen! I can die in peace now.

@elliot0520

6 жыл бұрын

DonnaASMR love your videos Donna : )

@SouthernBelleWhisper

6 жыл бұрын

DonnaASMR that's exactly what I just said to my husband XD

@thehh5118

6 жыл бұрын

DonnaASMR "literally" *facepalm*

@matsu7296

6 жыл бұрын

QUEEN

@kindaswaggy

6 жыл бұрын

ME TOOOOOOOOO

The real question is, why does he have two sunglasses?

@deusvult5323

5 жыл бұрын

The universe is strange in that way

@wordsfromshona

5 жыл бұрын

The ones hanging from his jumper are reading glasses, you can see the legs through the lenses 😁😁

@mrbubbatron9523

5 жыл бұрын

To block out the sun......duh

@PrincessJupiter14

5 жыл бұрын

@@deusvult5323 if that was a Donnie Darko joke, theeeennnnnn xD

@deusvult5323

5 жыл бұрын

@@PrincessJupiter14 Alan Watts - Existence video, but whatever floats your boat 😁👍

This is so weird to watch after watching Spider-man far from home

@sabrina3978

5 жыл бұрын

Lz Lucas so true 😂

@gustavlinder8733

5 жыл бұрын

Sabrina i hate him now

@sabrina3978

5 жыл бұрын

TFLTV 2 Why? I mean, yeah his character was evil but he himself is cool..

@GamingBoy-or3vh

5 жыл бұрын

me too

@juliaglvs

5 жыл бұрын

Yes.

We need a 10 minute version

@DiedYesterday

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

@karalynn1510

Жыл бұрын

🧣

@estebandelgado4748

11 ай бұрын

Lol

Finally each girl in the world can get what she really deserves.

@SaraStar7373

6 жыл бұрын

haaaaateeeee W Magazine understands our needs

@yasmine3989

6 жыл бұрын

haaaaateeeee tbh

@hnrbdrh

6 жыл бұрын

And boy, please. 💅🏾

@jamesmadison601

6 жыл бұрын

Mmm honey and some guys too 😍👏❤

i felt some tingles on a different area

@elisabethpicka5197

5 жыл бұрын

Alyssa Lopez I just spit out my milk

@mrsmayers9728

5 жыл бұрын

I SCREAMED

@nickyu399

5 жыл бұрын

Alyssa Lopez your yucky

@misiot9274

5 жыл бұрын

☹

@graceknowswhatyoudid3064

5 жыл бұрын

Alyssa Lopez subtle

Not swifties in the comments bombarding W Mag like Jake checks these comments lmao 😭

@katteresa6174

2 жыл бұрын

Its embarrassing, honestly, and a waste of their time.

@ns1208

2 жыл бұрын

@@katteresa6174 they are so stupid just like taylor

I remember it all too well, jake.

@linncc

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@candelitaperezr

2 жыл бұрын

JFBJS

@kynleymarie

2 жыл бұрын

fr. 😭

@rileyr0se

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@agne-pl5mu

Жыл бұрын

oh you ate ate

0:24

@velvetr0s3s

6 жыл бұрын

ME LMAO

@caramacdonald1015

6 жыл бұрын

sycophantic ø teenager e

@Heyday0848

6 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wholesomehoe7387

6 жыл бұрын

Me...I relate so much

@luisdebarros1732

6 жыл бұрын

Me

Those hands can choke me

@malakai.is.offline

5 жыл бұрын

He was choking that bubble wrap😂😂😂

@matcha9250

5 жыл бұрын

biG FaCTs

@sneha_m09

5 жыл бұрын

*FBI has entered the chat*

@shabr1ri

5 жыл бұрын

God is Good boi gtfo no one asked you to come over here and be irrelevant

@xenoutofthecloset185

5 жыл бұрын

God is Good Oof big boy used a hurtful comment XD

Are those the EDITH glasses?!

@angelicatastrophe8843

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Kwan what glasses??

@ethankwan7596

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelicatastrophe8843 you gotta watch Spiderman far from home lol

@elyse1759

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Kwan nope

@PiranhaTeeth

4 жыл бұрын

Haha nice reference

@connergates9605

4 жыл бұрын

No they aren’t

This is very...MYSTERIOus asmr.

Interviewer: What have you been doing today? Jake: I woke up and I had no text messages cuz I have no friends and um and then I looked at my emails and sure enough, they were empty Interviewer:.. Jake: And then I sat there alone for a while and then I came here to be loved...yeah. Interviewer:...yeah.. Jake: Yeah

@mozog1g2

6 жыл бұрын

Levi lol

@pandajohn5911

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you for giving us random subtitles

Jake: I woke up and I had no text messages cuz I have no friends That's me

Who’s finding this hard to watch after Taylor re-released Red? 😩😂. That 10 minute All Too Well doe 🤭

@akbarmuhammad8156

2 жыл бұрын

Me

@leafletanon

2 жыл бұрын

its old news tbh, lets just be happy she owns Red now!

“And then i came here to be loved” omg same man same

Jake *ASMR* Gyllenhaal

Can you introduce yourself? *Sorry what?* Can you introduce youself..? *Sorry what?*

@chickenninja2177

5 жыл бұрын

What?

@austiny6019

5 жыл бұрын

*SORRY WHAT* !?!?!?!

@Trina18

4 жыл бұрын

More like Sorry what? Why do I need to introduce myself? Everyone knows me.

asmr (jake's version)

@KevinsChile

2 жыл бұрын

We need A (Ten Minuite Version)

@valenlwy8125

2 жыл бұрын

@@KevinsChile asmr (10 minute version) (jake's version)

It's 2023 and i remember this ASMR all too well

@ninnz3606

Жыл бұрын

😂

@heartnoemie

Жыл бұрын

😂 I understood that reference

“I had no text messages cuz I have no friends” we love a relatable queen

Camera sounds are the best

Now, steal my scarf and break me like a promise in ASMR please 🛐

@jenna4l937

2 жыл бұрын

PLZ-

I just found myself watching a ton of Jake Gyllenhall interviews. I don’t know how or why this happened but I’m kinda loving it.

Jake Gyllenhaal and ASMR. Two things I already love individually and didn’t know I needed together in my life for it to be complete.

too short but amazing

@frankdrebin7949

6 жыл бұрын

That's what all the women keep telling me...

@eathanpirzadeh2714

6 жыл бұрын

XANNN bruh aubry plaza's was the best

@Rash23215

5 жыл бұрын

@@eathanpirzadeh2714 nah...this one was better...but to each his own...

I want him to play flynn rider if there's ever gonna be a live action of Tangled.

@slavkakazimirova3578

4 жыл бұрын

Omg yes!!!!! Yes please!!!!

@coolgirl3580

4 жыл бұрын

wait...i hadn't thought about that...but now i need it.

We need a longer version. Please.

@KevinsChile

2 жыл бұрын

How about a 10 minuite version? (Tv)

@Mochichu22

11 ай бұрын

​@KevinsChile nahh we need a 30 or 25 minute one like Aubrey Plaza

Wearing sunglasses with another pair on his shirt what a legend 👌👌👌

@xTayy1

6 жыл бұрын

Selfie Glam the pair on his shirt is just regular glasses but omg that would've been funny c':

@lunaticfringe2763

6 жыл бұрын

Selfie Glam I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE. WHAT A GOD

@rileyforrer8045

6 жыл бұрын

I went searching thru the comments to see if someone noticed. Thank you for being that person

i love him what a dad

@user-dw3gd1fc8x

5 жыл бұрын

-dy

OH MY GOD JAKE GYLLENHAAL

why would youtube recommend this to me on red tv release day

I want more.

I adore his whispering voice, it’s so relaxing

i am in love with this man

“when i just coughed did it sound like the world was just exploding?”

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. I WISH I WAS KIDDING.

@anitatriptoo5548

6 жыл бұрын

valerie who sad

Well guess it's time for a nap right now in the middle of the day, sorry i don't make the rules

@blackbeard0074

6 жыл бұрын

I checked ur channel to see what asmr videos youve made and... YOU DONT HAVE ANY!!! Lol why not?

@ChrisPBacon-xn9up

6 жыл бұрын

ASMR Flutter kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z65nudaOipaZeJc.html

New Title: Mysterio does ASMR

I need more than 2 minutes of Jake ASMR Gyllenhaal..

Sure enough they were empty lmao

A friend is a gift you give yourself, Jake.

do an asmr with taylor's scarf

Mysterio in an alternate universe where he never worked for Stark Industries and became an ASMR KZreadr

@oleandre_7816

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

'Shh!' 😂💕

He did such a Great Job 😁

@effimero7035

6 жыл бұрын

XAN19936 fk u

@raspberry8865

6 жыл бұрын

You can tell that a lot of the sounds were really loud so they had to mute them slightly.

@leonuhle8127

6 жыл бұрын

annawhispers ASMR omg Anna, du hier. Ich gucke deine Videos, du bist die beste deutsche ASMR KZreadrin!

JAKE GYLENNHAL OH MY GOD ITS JAKE GYLENHAAL

I REMEMBER IT ALL TO WELLL

Oh my gosh yes this is the freaking best 🙈

Best one is still Kate Hudson, she really understood what it was all about.

@angienguyen7803

6 жыл бұрын

BB yes.

I've seen this like 200 times since it was published, I need more of it.

"I woke up and had no messages because I have no friends" *Tom Holland has left the convertation*

Jake -weird hot kid of Hollywood- Gyllenhaal ♡

@5166y

6 жыл бұрын

Annelie Se. How did u put a line through your sentence

@littlebill4877

6 жыл бұрын

ItsMeSibby -we will never know-

@hajar6932

6 жыл бұрын

Annelie Se. -just like that-

@withvinayak

6 жыл бұрын

-Like This-

@carolineisonline3971

6 жыл бұрын

-idk man-

ok how much you need to make a 2 hour version of this?

“And then I came here to be loved” 😭

I need an hour of Jake ASMR Gyllenhaal.

BIIIIIIIIIITCH 😍😭

@Kaedesis

6 жыл бұрын

Ocean donnie!!

“Woke up and I had no text messages because I have no friends..” So relatable😂

"I just like building tables" *proceeds to scrunch bubble wrap,*

I'm so pregnant right now.

Can we see an ASMR interview with Chris Evans and Henry Cavill and Lee Pace? :) They have relaxing voices.

@wonka320

6 жыл бұрын

Lee Pace, right! He`s a great voice

@gummybear5372

5 жыл бұрын

Omg yes Chris Evans

@ninabanana8706

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah they’re very...relaxing 😏😏

5 жыл бұрын

What about Tom Hiddleston? Have you heard him reading poetry by E.E. Cummings? To die for.

@felicitymoore6377

5 жыл бұрын

Def Lee Pace!!! My favorite

Kate Hudson is the only one who can give me tingles

@FashionLouvalArt

6 жыл бұрын

Adelisa Berisha yeah, but I like Ashley Graham too.

@marinl5341

6 жыл бұрын

Kate its my favorite, she was so good! But i also like Eva Mendes and Margot Robbie

@lumaprazeres

6 жыл бұрын

*who can give us

@difftiff777

6 жыл бұрын

Adelisa Berisha I've watched her video like 20 times 😂🙈

@nicolepark2711

6 жыл бұрын

Your so right girl! Kate all the way!

GUYS ITS JAKE GYLNNEHIL

this whole video is a mood, jake you legend

Bro he’s so gorgeous 😭😭😍

OMG hehe this is soo cool. ^^ awesome stuff!! spread the asmr relaxation!

Ladies and gentlemen, the ASMR video we never knew we needed. Bless your beautiful soul, Jake 💗.

@VenuGopal-ci5uz

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, if you want to support a budding asmrtist then do check out ASMR CONFIDENTIAL. He's the first one from my country. His videos are quite different and very effective.

I looked at the title on reddit and wondered who the is Jake Gyllenhaal...then i saw him and was like "OHHHHH IT'S THAT GUY - HE'S AMAZING :D"

@ASMRMuzz

6 жыл бұрын

He's pretty awesome! Wow, this mainstream ASMR attention is getting crazy.

@Johnny-rx4hs

6 жыл бұрын

Articulate Design ASMR It's Donnie Darko

@Celinej01

6 жыл бұрын

Articulate Design ASMR saaame

@HDHDHHDDable

6 жыл бұрын

YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHO HE WAS :O HAVE YOU NOT SEEN DONNIE DARKO OR ANY OTHER AMAZING MOVIE HES BEEN IN???

@MarielKpop

6 жыл бұрын

Articulate Design ASMR who is him...what movie?

im a simple gay, I see Jake Gyllenhaal and I click on it

@toadtreeunhinged3679

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Castellanos did you mean guy

@pedrofredo

6 жыл бұрын

scarce here lol

@itsjay8591

6 жыл бұрын

scarce here A is pretty far away from U but so what if he did me gay then that's perfectly fine

@carlapaz8534

6 жыл бұрын

Me

i’ve never seen a person put big bubble wrap with such ease

Honestly he is such a mood

HE IS SO ADORABLE I WISH THIS VIDEO WAS LONGER :(((( at 1:51 and he coughs and he says, "when I just coughed did it sound like the world was exploding?" lmaooo I love him

I think I just died and went to heaven.

Anyone here after All Too Well came out??

Bless your soul for posting this. His voice is 10282728/10

OMG he was born for this

I'm literally dying. I'm not okaaaaaaay. I love Jake so freaking much. Thank you W Magazine for a masterpiece like this.

This is actually so tingly, one of the best. Pls have him back :(

Apparently the KZread gods have decided this is what I needed in my life, and I completely agree.

This is awesome thanks! 😍❤️