I CAST, LEGO KIDNEY STONES edit: HERE ME WIZARD MOTHER. I HAVE BECOME FAMOUS

@zacharyhawley1693

17 күн бұрын

Counterspell 😅

@kris7627

17 күн бұрын

I CAST STEP ON A D4 DICE

@xenomorph_636

17 күн бұрын

I CAST TEETH SIZE INCREASE

@Draga-js1hd

17 күн бұрын

Hey that's a war crime

@DrachenKaiser

17 күн бұрын

The floor is lego.

Tungsten ballsac gets me every time.

@NeoTechni

16 күн бұрын

Wear a cup then.

@peterpain6625

16 күн бұрын

Try to counter with tungsten lego kidney stones ;)

@truth285

14 күн бұрын

To that, I add a simple spell: heat metal.

@rkbot1169

14 күн бұрын

​@@truth285 and here I tought it couldn't get worse. Dear Lord.

@lazyreaps

14 күн бұрын

I thought repel Maidens always got you, seeing that you have no maidens!!! 😂😂😂

Beware the Necrodancer wizard, he'll start a Thriller.

@Doom_guy697

16 күн бұрын

“ I cast Michael Jackson” *scene cuts to his grave, as then mere moments a hand pops out of the dirt”

@Link-fw9mo

13 күн бұрын

Hes necromancin dancin

@VoiceOfTheEmperor

13 күн бұрын

God, that game was so much fun!

@kenebahl

12 күн бұрын

I CAST BROOK (one piece) YOHOHOHOhoOhO

@VapingwithFJ

11 күн бұрын

@@kenebahl Gather up all of the crew it's time to ship out Binks's brew

You couldn't have chosen a better short to start with. That audio is forever rooted in my brain and *I love it*

@coinsilver3

15 күн бұрын

And references to the previous spells.

@Erynn-f

13 күн бұрын

commenter i just saw your channel and i subbed, keep up the weirdness my guy and enjoy your day

Came out of blue, I got an idea, hear me out: Meme: “Your ex cheated on you for a richer guy, but she forgot you’re a bard and a vindictive little shit” Song: 50 ways to say goodbye

@mrlazerim4667

13 күн бұрын

So, nat 20 + some buffs vicious mockery?

@maxhofmeyr8608

9 күн бұрын

Reading this in scottish got me rolling in tears😂

@TheEmeraldMenOfficial

6 күн бұрын

50 ways to leave your lover would be epic yeah

@user-xe9sg1wg7t

6 күн бұрын

This needs to be a music video, stat

A wizard not announcing what their spell is is like an anime character not announcing what their attack name so we can kinda know whats going to happen. Scary, practical, and extremely effective.

"Prepare to face the might of the chronomancer...I CAST REVERSE BOWEL MOVEMENT!"

@mateo335

11 күн бұрын

calm down Satan

@TimothyNeu1986

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 You evil person! I laughed so hard I woke up my mom at 2:30AM in the morning! She's so pissed right now!

@venomgaming7014

5 күн бұрын

“Instant Brazilian wax, testicular torsion, mend buttcrack, reverse bowel movement, all these silly things. I CAST *LITERALLY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHOEA!”*

@4rc4n3f0rg3

4 күн бұрын

@@venomgaming7014 i have the perfect spell to go along with this: DUCKTAPE SEAL (seals the following body parts; nose, mouth, belly button, dick and butthole.)

@joebooth67

4 күн бұрын

I'll cast explosive diarrhea followed by mend butt crack followed by reverse bowel movement 🤣

I CAST....... NIPPLE TWISTER!!!!!

@yenguyandfriends

16 күн бұрын

I CAST NUTT CRACKER!!!!!

@rocksteady2263

16 күн бұрын

You monster!! I cast CONCRETE SUPPOSITORY!!!

@andrewfisher5287

15 күн бұрын

I cast DETONATE BLADDER!

@michaelsmith2619

15 күн бұрын

I cast skunk attraction

@swordsnstones

15 күн бұрын

I CAST FLATULENT FIREBALL......

The wizard yelling about how he's not going to announce his spells anymore is still my favorite. "Y'all can find out what they are when they obliterates the shit out of you!" XD

"bingus bongus ita's time to rip the bongus" i love that line

my favorite is still "Nice argument, however... FIREBALL!!!"

@jaimeosbourn3616

8 күн бұрын

I cast infinite venereal diseases.

@darkcarnage9188

3 күн бұрын

all wizards come across that a time where this is the best answer lol

The fact that this one is titled "Vol.1" leads me to believe that there will be more of these, and I sincerely look forward to it. These shorts are awesome! With that said... FIREBALL!! 😄

@Kokichismolboi

13 күн бұрын

I CAST PERMANENTLY WARM PILLOW! ON BOTH SIDES!

@xientau9028

13 күн бұрын

@@Kokichismolboi Thanks! My apartment is freezing. 🥶

I liked the one where he came up to the riddle where one tells the truth and the other lies, and the barbarian kills one and asks the other if he was dead. Brilliant!

@Psykroids

12 күн бұрын

You villain! I cast "A 1,000 days of Chipotle!"

@JMcMillen

Күн бұрын

I think that one made volume 2

I just know volume 2 is gonna have my two favorites, “I cast endometriosis” and “power word: scrunch”

@greylithwolf

11 күн бұрын

"I have to get the FUCK out of here!"

@LordGown

9 күн бұрын

Power word: scrunch is a all time favorite of mine

0:57 I thought he would cast $100,000,000 worth of debt!

"Ahh...AHHHH..." "I cast COUNTERSNEEZE!" "Ah, damnit."

we really need a mod for Skyrim with these spells! cast instant Brazillian Wax on a Werewolf!

@lmtrainshorses4650

14 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@anthonypyritz2927

14 күн бұрын

And the scream would be heard by every werewolf in the world, and only the werewolves.

@VoiceOfTheEmperor

13 күн бұрын

You cast that on me and I'll feed you your own oven-roasted thigh. (Seriously, look up "Hannibal Leg Cooking scene.)

@HeyyMakarena

4 күн бұрын

And it will be a cat scream from Tom and Jerry

Wizard: I mean...I'm about to commune with a demon, be real hypocritical for me to ask questions.

“Ooh, I cast Lego Kidney Stones! I cast Nipple Twister!” I CAST… UNBLOWABLE SNEEZE!!!

I CAST! TEN! INGROWN! TOENAILS!

IT'S WIZARD TIME BABY

OH ITS ON YOU SON OF GNOMES! I CAST... UNENDING PAPER CUTS🧙

@pherretlord

15 күн бұрын

That's just "Flensing" and it's a warcrime.

@DaeliteJ

12 күн бұрын

You asked for this! I CAST… REGROW WISDOM TEETH!!!

@wolfoffenris9951

11 күн бұрын

Right followed by a modified "create water spell" CREATE CITRUS JUCE

@genericname2747

2 күн бұрын

I cast TEETHING PAIN

2:00 I love that counterargument.

This is going to make it so easy to homebrew all these spells into dnd.

"One, two, three, four, I declare a wiza--" I cast Gun. *_[BANG!]_*

I CAST EYE-PAD (proceeds to make all wizards wear double pirate-eyepatches)

@iancomtois9832

6 күн бұрын

*acquires Sheikah Slate*

“Ah you d- I needed those!” Gets me every time!

I cast ORIFICE SHUFFLE

@generalsteam1120

12 күн бұрын

i found Bill Cipher

@BattleSpew

7 күн бұрын

Yeah? Well, I cast PERPETUALLY STUBBED TOE!

@fredbear6438

7 күн бұрын

Well then I cast TOES STEALER!

@genericname2747

2 күн бұрын

Okay calm down

@ReiseLukas

Күн бұрын

​@@genericname2747 Me? Calm Down? I Cast UNSTOPPABLE TANTRUM

PLEASE MAKE THE WIZARD RADIO A REAL THING❤😂

@theguybehindyou4762

13 күн бұрын

It be like those 10 hour Monk chant vids

@user-uh1rk6cn7x

13 күн бұрын

@@theguybehindyou4762 Yeah,but also kinda nah...would be more like fireball rap or sth. too...and possibly the Radioactive song from the short,but all Wizard style...

I CAST: "AMAZING WIZARD COMPILATION!"

I cast Uncontrollable Explosive Bowel Movement

@peterpain6625

16 күн бұрын

Fiery ...

@Number__3

16 күн бұрын

Soooo...you cast Taco Bell?

@christianalbanito3062

8 күн бұрын

Cast that one after Mend Buttcrack and it's a fate worse than death

I'm watching this while a little stoned and it feels like a cohesive narrative.

I cast! Agressive sneezing!

@Arkhamfrost

16 күн бұрын

Jokes on you…I’m always aggressive with my sneezes

@ishidan01

13 күн бұрын

I cast...incomplete sneeze!

@lazyperfectionist3978

13 күн бұрын

I cast... *_EARDRUM RUPTURE_*

@Arkhamfrost

13 күн бұрын

@@ishidan01 NOOOOOO!!!

@outbreakperfected5704

10 күн бұрын

@@ishidan01no you have to cast ETERNAL INCOMPLETE SNEEZE WITH NO RELIEF, because otherwise it runs out after a minute

Interesting point, in that example of one lying guard and one truth teller, since the guard that lies said “the other nothing but lies” it means that he’s either able to tell the truth under certain conditions, or that both of them are actually liars.

@EmperorSeramir

9 күн бұрын

There's actually an episode in Yu-Gi-Oh about that.

@hfar_in_the_sky

7 күн бұрын

And that’s not even taking into account the possibility of both of them being capable of both telling the truth or lying like any ordinary person

@iancomtois9832

6 күн бұрын

Due to layoffs, there is only one guard and he lies 50% of the time

5/10. Not enough Fireball.

@matthewwasson2906

15 күн бұрын

I got a fever--

Hear me out: 1. Fireball opens a momentary portal into the Elemental Plane of Fire, releasing an omnidirectional gout of flame. 2. Presumably, on the other end, a similar volume of relatively very cool air from the Prime Material Plane enters the Elemental Plane of Fire. 3. The Efreeti, a race of genies, live in the City of Brass on the Elemental Plane of Fire, and often trade with mortals. 4. Fireball is an extraordinarily common spell, and there seems to be a long-standing culture within wizard schools and traditions pushing it as the solution to many of life's problems. 5. *What if the commonality of Fireball is all an Efreeti conspiracy to provide air conditioning for the City of Brass???*

@madisonbray95

10 күн бұрын

... Damn, you have a point.

I cast SLINGSHOT SCROTUM!!!!

Casting Instant Brazilian Wax on a werewolf or any similarly hairy creature has got to qualify as some kind of war crime XD

I CAST..... INVERTED CONTROLS!

I cast! INSIDE OUT FLESH!

I CAST... COMBUSTIBLE TESTICLES!!

@mariaindiasalvatierra2687

14 күн бұрын

I CAST HAND SANITIZER IN PAPER CUT!!

@viper2003923

14 күн бұрын

Well... that gives a whole new meaning to fireball...

I want more wizard cooking shows

No wonder this all ended in a War.

I CAST... INCREASED STANDING IN YT'S ALGORITHMS!!!

You made wizards awesome once more

@Darlf_Sevil

14 күн бұрын

More like psychopats xd

I CAST MOLDY FRIDGE!

When I leave this mortal coil I want you and you specifically to render my visage onto an unreasonably large canvas so that my living kin can be haunted by my presence for all time.

I cast… low phone battery

@generalsteam1120

12 күн бұрын

I cast, CELL PHONE BATTERY SHORT CIRCUIT! it causes your phone to exploded and catch fire! maybe the name should be "Spicy phone pillow"???

@Tonsils-micman

9 күн бұрын

I CAST, LOW IRON DE- *falls over*

"I'm not gonna announce my SPELLS ANYMORE" okay... that's genius.

0:26 Five, Six, Seven, Eight... *I cast Almost Sneezing*

@ThanosSkarmi

12 күн бұрын

9, 10, 11, 12 i cast endometriosis

@Eastwoodhood

Күн бұрын

13, 14, 15, 16... I cast, PENIS PAPER CUT!!

0:15 with that accent I see a dwarf that learned magic just to cast that to an elf

Oh man I love these so much. I could watch them for hours. Favorite are the manual breathing and iron. I laugh so much EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

After re-watching this a few times, I've decided to tier each spell in this compilation based on how devastating they are to the target in order to ensure a victory in a Wizard Duel: *"Flawless Victory"-tier* Repel Maidens *"Got This In The Bag"-tier* Wololo Rubber Bones Tungsten Ballsack *"Now That's A Lotta Damage!"-tier* Testicular Tortion Instant Brazilian Wax Fireball *"Duel Could Go Either Way"-tier* Mend Buttcrack $100,000,000 In Nickels Total Tongue Awareness Blows Up Pancakes With Mind *"Annoying But Manageable"-tier* Iron Itchy Bones *"...That's It?"-tier* Command Undead Manual Breathing *Untiered Due to Unknown Impact* Uh... this one 3:08

@KeeperofShadows-gd9bb

14 күн бұрын

3:08 Oh, that's in the "Banned from duels for life" category. He broke the wizard equivalent to the Geneva convention with zero hesitation.

@leonmystique9372

12 күн бұрын

I don’t get Mend Buttcrack- Jow does that work?

@leonmystique9372

12 күн бұрын

How does mend buttcrack work?

4:04 Repel Maidens, now that is a cheeky spell. 😂

I CAST INSATIABLE PALM ITCH

I CAST SUPRAMAGNETIC TESTICLES !!

everyone :I CAST FIREBALL meanwhile me: I CAST INFINITE DIARRHEA

I cast CONTINUOUS STUBBED TOE!!!

I CAST.... REVERSE MOTOR CONTROL!

I cast "itchy bones" I cast "total tongue awarness" Him: "blue bla bla blurgh" Im ded 😂😂

I cast permanent Charlie's horse.😂

Honestly, Instant Brazilian Wax is a fairly useful spell. If you can take the pain that is. But at least it's fast.

I CAST, PERFECT FANFICTION RECOLLECTION!

4:16 My favorite part. The Mii Creation theme was perfect for this scene. WHAT THE HELL?! This one liar.

I cast, SUMMON EX MOTHER-IN-LAW!

I cast UNCONTROLLABLE BOWELS!

“I cast UNENDING HANGNAIL!”

4:55 Have to love this one.

I CAST... SCAFING UNDERWEAR

I cast... NONSTOP RETROACTIVE EJACULATION!

I haven't drawn anything in ages. These wizards have inspired me to draw again. Also I cast ingrown toe nails

I CAST CONSTANT DOORWAY EFFECT!

I cast, Russian sleeping experiment 💀

@christianalbanito3062

8 күн бұрын

Dude, yikes

Man i love youre art style, hope You keep going with the good shit ❤️

I CAST, BOWLEGGED TIPTOEING!

I cast Acidic Organs!

@theofisher7196

13 күн бұрын

I read this as "I cast Acidic Orgasms!"

i cast...INSTANT SHITTING

I can't wait for the summoning of the Honda Accord! Lol

@ThanosSkarmi

12 күн бұрын

*By the moon and the starlight* *By the shield and the sword* *I summon to me...* *MY HONDA ACCORD*

Everyone is tough. Except for when someone casts UNO REVERSE!!!!

I CAST SEAL URINARY TRACT

1:09 it’s my new head cannon that all the wizards are just regular guys who are stoned off their ass

@swedneck

14 күн бұрын

i love me a magic system where power is derived from being so mercilessly fucking toked out of your skull that you simply don't abide the laws of physics anymore

I cast, GREATER SUMMER FLORIDA HEAT!

I love how maniacly joyful everyone is in these.

I cast....... STUMBLE OF WORDS!!!!

Manuel breathing you say? Laughs in ADHD 🤣

I CAST FLOOR OF LEGOS AND NAILS!

FIVE MINUTES OF DOODLES!? LETS GOOO! ❤

I CAST! slightly irritated allergies

I CAST AIRPOD FALLING SOMEWHERE IMPOSSIBLE TO RETRIEVE

I CAST, PERIOD CRAMPS!!!!

@rainbowspider9948

12 күн бұрын

And Manual blinking

I cast after swimming chlorine eyes!

Holy Wizardry these comments are absolutely magical! I can't stop laughing!!! 😂😂😂

I CAST SEE-THROUGH SKIN!

Peter griffins worst enemy made an arrival! Nickels!

God I love those Wizards XD

it is indeed wizard time

I cast...splinter under every nail!

This Video did me some serious Dawizard.

I cast… Urethral Splinter torture!!

last night i was in a session and our two wizard planned to cast fireball at the same time, dm had then both roll. both nat 20. the minor bbeg we were dealing with was nuked by this amplified fireball that left nothing, not even ash.