2 things Alicia would protect with her life 1. Her fridge 2. The cheese in her fridge

@juzox5161

11 ай бұрын

Her Cheesy Fiancé

@bigbeartooth

10 ай бұрын

Rats@@juzox5161

@sheller153

10 ай бұрын

As a person who stocks up on almost a hundred dollars of nice cheese from a creamery 600+ miles away in Wisconsin whenever I’m in the area, I completely understand

Imagine telling your doctor, who saved your kidneys from imploding after opportune diagnosis, that an elf on the internet suggested it.

@Gamemaster-64

10 ай бұрын

We got a comedian that told people to play with their balls to check for cancer. An elf seam tamer.

Shooting artillery into the sky can actually make rain happen, in very certain conditions. If the artillery shells burst into very small particles and there is a high humidity, the small particles will allow raindrops to form. The science is a lot more complicated, but you can bombard a storm into existence

@osmaniesquijarosa4308

11 ай бұрын

yeah this happened in ww1 and ww2

@darksunrise957

11 ай бұрын

And I'm pretty sure this is exactly why it always seems to rain after fireworks

@LibeliumDragonfly

8 ай бұрын

I doubt that he knew that. This was more of a "shooting guns blindly at nothing out of anger".

@benceklock4831

3 ай бұрын

True. There's a grape orchard near where I live and at summer they are regularly blasting the clouds to make them release the water before it could form into hail.

Sam is such a legend and I'm happy he's back. I love the first video he did after being gone for years was so casual as if mans didn't disappear for years straight with no words 💀 Again though I am SO HAPPY that the GOAT is back

Here's a fun australian saying "I'm not here to fuck spiders"

@umpteenthreason9627

11 ай бұрын

it's basically used as a response to an obvious question, right? Like getting asked at a bar if you want a drink, you respond "well, I'm not here to fuck spiders"

Your mom is such a Saint anytime you talk about her she sounds like the sweetest most caring woman

You and your fiancé seem like a perfect "fit" lmao

Obligatory algorithm comment

@MichaelJohnson-fr8yr

11 ай бұрын

yes

@keenannash2947

11 ай бұрын

To feed the algorithm gwads

@JoshSweetvale

11 ай бұрын

ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM

@dietospawn4881

11 ай бұрын

Hope the bot is feed up

@drippy42069

11 ай бұрын

Ay, algorithm gang!

"An Uncountable Amount of Hoes," sounds like an album of acoustic covers of rap songs.

"What did you dad do?" "Shave heads and drink." "And what did your mom do?" "Hunt demons."

"Basest General" means that Zhang was without any principles or morals, which very much fits in with his history as cruel and arbitrary

why a casket? because he said he would not return unless he was victorious or dead in a coffin so when he retreated he got carried around in a casket man aint a liar after all

My daughter was born 2 months premature in July, and one thing they noticed immediately was that her creatinine was super high. They had to transfer her to one of the best childrens hospital in the US to find out what was wrong and what to do about it. They did an ultrasound and found that both her veins from her kidneys had calcified clots. On top of that, she had a grade 1 (which is the lowest) brain bleed in a fortunately relatively unconcerning location. They started her on a blood thinner to help with the clot while they weighed their options. The first option was surgery, but with her being so small and with a risk of the calcified clot dislodging and triggering a stroke, the risk would've been too great. They told my wife and I about the possibility of dialysis and a future kidney transplant, which was the most terrifying thing that's ever happened to me. Fortunately, the clot on her left kidney wasn't too bad, and with the use of blood thinner, her creatinine numbers actually started to go down thanks to the one good kidney. It's been about 2 and a half weeks since then, and her numbers went from 2.2 when she was born to a 0.59, and her target number was 0.5. She's quite the fighter though, and as long as she can feed well enough and her numbers remain stable, we can take her home hopefully in a couple weeks. We're still going to have to give her blood thinner injections and take her to hospital visits every month to see what damage has been done and maybe around the 3 month mark her brain bleed will have stopped and we can get her on a medicine that helps break up clots. But yeah, kidney shit is no joke.

I would not feel like a general if my leader handed me a tinfoil "gold" star. I would feel like a well-behaved boy in the third grade.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Alicia is one of the only good react channels because she actually adds to the content. She'll pause the video, (which is fine that she pauses alot, if I wanted to watch the video, I would have already watched it), and actually add to what is being said. She'll tell a joke, or tell us something about her, or tell us something interesting related to the video. She's funny and charismatic, unlike every other XQC and Sssniperwolf on twitch. It's nuts how the people that should be popular aren't.

@classyrobot5648

11 ай бұрын

Somehow this comment isn't at the top. This is a great point

@prestonjones1653

11 ай бұрын

Vlogging Through History is another good one like that. Although maybe she'd be more popular if she actually showed her face instead kf an animated character.

Get my kidneys checked? But I'm an adult.

Sam o'nella's two best episodes in my opinion are his episode on weird laws, and his episode on History's worst non-water floods.

she be havin them gonhangola zongahs out lately, not that i been staring or anything lol '>_>. love the content, and also the video content :)

Speaking of funny words... There is a German word backpfeifengesicht that literally means to have a Punchable Face

He will now disappear for many moons and surprise us when we least expect it

I really wonder how she'll react to MandaloreGaming. Especially, his Marathon videos and their connection.

@colemanroberts1102

11 ай бұрын

This.

6:40 I study Sumerian and the language uses lots of phrasal verbs and expressions, even for fairly simple concepts, and one if the most unexpected is the verb for “to hear, listen,” which is [ĝeš tuku] or literally “to get wood.” So when you say “I heard what you said,” in Sumerian this is phrased as “I got wood for what you said.” How this phrasal verb came to be is unfortunately unknowable, since it would have developed in an earlier (and unattested) stage of the language, but it is amusing when directly translated into English. (Its ok to laugh, Sumerian language and culture has been extinct for nearly 4000 years).

More Alicia and O´nella!😂

Already watched this when you initially released it, but it popped back onto my recommended. Just taking this opportunity to boost Alicia's engagement.

This guy is straight up the Commissar Ciaphus Cain IRL He runs away from fights and is regarded as a hero

@Lastofthesigilites

Ай бұрын

For real

I think it's for the better that Alcia missed the part about him actually eating dogs XD.

it's always a good day when more Sam O Nella drop also didn't knew the editor started doing video, gotta check that

Only sam can make a history video that starts debates about dong sizes.

Zhang Zongchang is my favorite poet

Glad to see him back on the channel

Yay more Sam content! If you're still taking recs, KZreadr bluejay does similar stuff to sam, but you know, as a bird. Very impressive

14:50 "Give that bitch a cannon, bitches love cannons" -Takahata101 as "Alucard" from Hellsing Abridged

Super cool that you took a moment out of the video to recommend that everyone include a look at their kidneys whenever they go in to get blood work done. Renal failure is indeed terrifying and with all of the weird shit that we put into our bodies these days (excess amounts of coffee, soda, and energy drinks included), keeping track of that is very important. Stay awesome, Alicia :D

Zhang Zongchang, the next Liyue's Geo Archon and his 86-Impiled-Mora-Meat-Long-Rock-Hard-Pillar, roaming the land throwing meteorites of Notgivingafuckiness to the people.

13:20 “alors changed sense last you came back, right here I’m me hand I have a object called a Glock 18”

YEEESSS!!! PLEASE, MORE SAM O NELLA!!

For some of those wondering why the comparison of his size was made to Mexican silver dollars; those were actually a common currency in China (and Asia in general) at the time thanks to international trade. In fact, even Mao apparently paid his troops partly in Mexican silver dollars.

yo my boy Sam popping off on all the react channels, my god

Dong Hungdong

Sam ONella has some of the craziest history videos I've ever seen.

Here are some of his other works: Untitled They ask me how many women I have. To be honest, I don’t know either. Yesterday, a boy called me dad. I don’t know who his mother was. Lightning Suddenly, I see the sky spark. Must be God lighting a cigar. If God didn’t want to light a cigar, then why would I see the sky spark? Touring Penglai Pavilion What a Penglai Pavilion, It's so fucking good. What the gods can come, I can also sit down. Have a drink by the window, Sing to the sea. Come for some drinking games, Brother-in-law is afraid of being drunk.

great video alic

Woohooooo! More Sam!

YAAAAAAAY more sam reactions pleazee

I’m glad you talked about Kidney’s as mine are in complete shambles. Had kidney stones for nearly a decade, and I’ve needed surgery. No fun, nobody should ever desire kidney troubles.

Finallllyyyyy! Took so long to get back to some Sam content lol

Love seein Sam reactions

The Cinderella glass slipper analogy broke me

I found a video that might be interesting it’s called Der furhrers face and it’s a Disney propaganda episode it is on KZread

The boting part made me remember a concert i went to. It waa an outside concert with my favorite band Manowar. I was at the front next to the safety barriers. A very drunk/high guy next to me wouldnt stop trying to get me to fight with him , he kept pushing my head and "accidentally" elbow me in the side of the head. I knew that if i hit him the guards would kick me out and not him. So i gently bent down and bit him on the arm. Not nearly enough to make him bleed or anything. But damned he got so confused that he just stopped trying to fight.

I agree, get your kidneys checked. By the time I found out that I have lupus, it had already damaged my kidneys quite a bit. If I'd had my kidneys checked before then, I could've avoided this.

Title being like HOW BIG WAS HE? But Alicia being like pff that’s nothing, was hardcore 😂

Ohh also I recommend the Toji fushiguro ultimate dark skin by olawoolo

“What’s popin’ KZread?” (My genuine response): “Not ME; I’M not *poppin’”*

More Sam please 😂

13:56 - I mean, “bitches love cannons” is a thing for a reason

Sometimes audacity is all you need...... y'know minus the horrible treatment of citizens.

I guess you could call that t-shirt a no-gag gift.

I liked this vid for the cinderella joke alone lmao

@7:02 yeah its called a jump kick lol

Now I'm over here wondering what her native language is. Mine is some bizarre form of Gaelic and, ironically, we have a similar phrase about kicking someone. I forget the actual Gaelic words and would have no clue how to write them anyway. But, in English, it's literally a "boot to the head". Which the people of my family use very frequently. There's also one that sounds like "Thoy Duh Mo Kreach" in the native tongue. Which basically means "Fucked if I know?" or "What the fuck do I know?". LoL our people were originally from the islands north of Scotland. :P

gag gifts are brilliant, good luck and i hope you go through with it

Historic duels that put the wild west to shame by Bluejay

Is it wrong that I just want to see Alicia smack someone and watch those rings pop off like Sonic rings?.... XP

2:33 I cannot believe he put an among us meme on the green part of China

Noooo Alicia, you missed the impostor at 2:33! Sus, sus, venting, sussy baka moment noooo!

Must protec dat cheeze. D: lol

6:51 Grab a seat before you kick so you won't fall. 😎

Alicia's people have a metaphor for dropkicks.

Yay, more sam

As a fellow cheese enthusiast I recommend Fidel castros dairy adventures (also by Sam)

"To kick someone wiht both your feet" So a Dropkick?

Big 3d booba

We have creatinine checks as part of a package for cheap medical check-ups, so we're fine here!

Second time? You’re lookin’ behind 👀

I feel like you are the only vtuber who Isn’t sus I retract my statement

Commenting a shout out to the algorithm gods

Note to self: dark elves do not know how to drop kick.

Kick with both feet? Never heard of that one.

How did she miss that he actually ate dog meat and that's why his name... fr smh

Not the cheese!!!

You do not recognize the bodies in the water...

"I'll bombard your mom" Bars

1:22 DustyDraugr, I see you. Its bad and you should feel bad.

Count Dankula, made longer video about Zhang Zongchang, if interested to check out..

Sam! Wooo!

2:33 Missed the Amogus

Speaking of dictators, did you ever thought that every streamer and KZreadr is in their own way dictators? I mean, the cult of personality with an addition of people volunterally donating money to the face of the Cult of Personality, quick and brutal reaction to dissent, a small circle of high ranking officers that are watching over the populace, Elitists that have more priveleges over usual populace for being rich enough become an elitist and etc. And now I wonder how streaming channle would work if it worked like Democracy.

@dataexpunged4784

3 ай бұрын

Twitch Plays Pokemon is probably the closest thing we have to a democratic stream

The zhang dong

I think this guy might be China's 1st shitposter.

10:49 - so you don't trust Hori from Horimiya. thats news to me.

SAMONELLA!!!!

Huh. I thought it was 86 because in the food industry it means they're out of a certain menu item.

19:51 got an ad that was about peeing out blood sugar

Another Sam video I'd recommend is "the dumbest rags to riches story" qbout some 18nth century guy who just had a stupid amount of dumb luck

10:50 my older sister likes running up to me randomly and just biting my arm, she's like 21 and i turned 17 few days ago, i'm really tall though so it looks even funnier than it sounds it leaves marks for like 5 minutes though, not pleasant but i'm pretty tolerant to pain, so it doesn't really hurt me

Count dankula does a more scottish version of this guy, so it's a linguistic experience as much as a historical lesson... or lessons if you want some madlads.

obligatory algorithm comment :3

There are circuses more focused on acrobatics but even those can be hit or miss on the treatment of their performers.

7:00 so you basically have a saying about dropkicking people? Kinda bad ass ngl