"Do not follow this thread." - Ian to James in regards to teachers. I was rolling!

"It's a gift for all of America" *"Unity?"* 😂😂😂😭😭😭

It's so nice to have the crew involved in every show. Always fun to watch...

I am a long time fan of everything late night and have been since Johnny Carson and I swear these monologues are the best I have ever heard EVER. The comradery and carefree comfort level with the staff on this show are second to none. I absolutely look forward to watching this every day, and when you guys/gals take breaks it truly feels like a piece of my day has been chopped to bits. Keep up the amazing work. :)

James: Teachers.. Ian: *Nope!* 🤣

"I've got a gift for America." "Unity?" "It's the news!" Reggie is just too pure for this world.

@sunshinenOJ

2 жыл бұрын

Probably 'you already get 3 months off' : 2 weeks Xmas, 2 weeks Easter, 2 months summer

James and the crew are to me, unbeatable. True gold. Laughed all the way through this one. Keep it up y'all! Thanks for the always great show 🤘

Cameraman Mark is all about Live Music Cameraman Pete is all about Fins Up Cameraman Scott is all about LOL (both the esport & actual chuckling)

James: "Teachers...." Ian: "oh gawd, Karmel's corner to the rescue!"

@rallyny

2 жыл бұрын

For the life of me I don’t know what the deal was with the teachers. Care to explain please?

@CTPillay

2 жыл бұрын

@@rallyny I think James was going to joke about why teachers need more time as they finish at 3:30…or something along those lines. And thankfully Ian stopped him! My mom is a teacher and the amount of work they do is just too much. She sometimes sits until 2 in the morning to get it all done but still doesn’t have time to complete everything. So even if she’s home at 4 everyday, she’s still bring home lots of work everyday. Being a teacher is mentally and physically draining and the deserve to be called heroes ❤️

@ViktorFury

2 жыл бұрын

@@CTPillay they don’t deserve to be called heroes. They deserve to be paid properly and have significantly more support with less ludicrous hours. Let’s not normalise calling people heroes but not actually fixing the problems. Not a dig at you at all, but calling teachers, nurses etc heroes just normalises their ridiculous working hours and the expectations levied on them.

@MSBLS721

2 жыл бұрын

@@ViktorFury this. You're correct. Calling them heroes doesn't help them pay their mortgages or feed their families.

@CTPillay

2 жыл бұрын

@@ViktorFury you’re absolutely right. Thank you ❤️

One of the best bits in this monologue: 11:57 You can see that James care to his staff.

James is just super amazing. His passion goes way beyond the the audience and the viewers, it’s the crew that helps build an amazing show for all of us to laugh and find humor in anything.

Come out of the shadows Scott…yer up! 😂

Genuinely The best late night show on TV. 🤗🤗🤗 watching from the UK every morning 🌄 poor James

It's so refreshing how positive this show is. The vibes are crazy. How do they stay happy?

@cea6770

2 жыл бұрын

probably a mixture of personality, money, alcohol (among other drugs), and acting

I really want my husband to watch this show with me to see it's brilliance but I feel like we are too far gone now and I can't even begin to explain where to start watching 🤣

@kh8529

2 жыл бұрын

Just three days ago my husband started to watch bits from way back. (The high chair for example) He watched more recent ones before but wanted to go back. And I actually enjoyed watching it again. So do it!

Best crew in the business. Could watch an entire show of them just goofin around

Salute to the cream in your coffee joke

Thank you for the subtitles! I wanted to see this video like an hour ago, but without subtitles it was a little hard for me to understand... So thank you so much!!

That moment when Ian saves the whole show

@rallyny

2 жыл бұрын

For the life of me I don’t know what the deal was with the teachers. Care to explain please?

@mickelin100

2 жыл бұрын

yep...awesome!!!

@MarcinMoka1

2 жыл бұрын

…every episode.

@zilasgregersen2956

2 жыл бұрын

I also still don’t understand what James wanted to say about the teachers… I feel so dumb haha

YOU GAVE US THE GIFT OF "THE NEWS" ..... Let Steve Play the JINGLE!!!!! LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!..Ian with the "cream" line..on point !!! :)

Hagar should talk more often. She has such an alluring voice!

I love the inclusion of the crew and writers in the show. It certainly sets this show apart from the other late night shows.

I love they are discussing Hanukkah every night.

@MicheleEngel

2 жыл бұрын

Renee Wentz, I was just thinking that, too! No one else does that. And I didn't realize that it would actually make me feel included until I noticed that James is doing it. (And I haven't really celebrated Hanukkah in many, many years.) It's amazing how little things like this can make you feel seen. What a great guy!

Please check in with Scott every day 'til Christmas! X'D

This was one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. It was fabulous!!!

"You might be getting cream..." Kudos, writer/s!

Three scoops of fun and laughter! Loved Nick’s Christmas present! Bravo, James.

I'm pretty sure that Monday's show is going to be the 1,000th episode! Can't wait to see how they celebrate! 🥳Perhaps the official launch of Karmel's corner? Cameos by Susan and Pete and the rest of the crew?? Whatever it is, I can't wait!

Was hoping to get my spirits lifted and you guys did not disappoint 😆😆😆 poor Scott 🤭 y'all be awesome 💃🏾

I love this show and I think James is extraordinarily talented in so much. James please stop picking on yourself. Whether you’re overweight or not you’re still a very handsome man. I wish you good luck on weight watchers if it makes you happier. You being happy is the most important thing what other people thinks is not. You seem as though you’re a good man and you’re a handsome one. I’m sure your wife loves you just like you are. 🥰 I love the monologues they’re so dang funny. The way he gets the cameramen cracks me up. 😂

@curcumaorganica3944

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for saying it 👏👏👏👏👏

Best Show on Late Night 😂💜

Looking at Trumpster's butt; Meadow: "OK, where do I plant my kiss?"

“How do you spell your name?” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Pretty sure there is a show where James speaks about teachers not being paid enough for what they do. It was during lockdown.

James watches the show on KZread along with us lmaooo

Ian for the win! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

JC: I have a gift for all America Reg: oh unity??? Golden!!! And sad as well

Eco-friendly has taken on a whole new meaning these days

Excelent monologue, keep up the fantastic job 👍🙏🙏👌👌👌

The show keeps getting better and better!

I can't believe people still think teachers finish their day at the end of the school day lol.

@lisab9541

2 жыл бұрын

Heck, half the weekend was grading and prepping.

@Coni2009

2 жыл бұрын

@@lisab9541 that’s why I left after 9 years, well that and the paperwork, meetings, report writing, etc.

@marlasingerr1996

2 жыл бұрын

​@@lisab9541 Yup, my Saturdays are full work days.

What a perfect guest. So amazing to see her. Omg she’s fabulous.

Thank you, Ian! ❤

I have the exact same gift policy as Reggie

Poor Scott😂😂

Still missing the info about the cruise though... When will you visit the Netherlands?

love that Ian is now officially James' brake 9:38

@doggiesfishies3764

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing this time stamp the comments kept talking about it but I wasn’t able to sit and watch the whole thing, thanks !

The funniest late night show!

OH PAPÁ MOCHII 💜💜💜

I've been waiting for this ☺️

Thank you for the gift. I like it very much. It's nice

honestly, even though I don't celebrate it, I appreciate the hannukah shout out. good to embrace some diversity - esp when december is culturally gobbled up by cloying christmas everythings

Nick Bernstein ALWAYS on the job, LOVE IT!!!!

Thanks, Ian, for stopping his nonsense. Ive been answering emails, grading papers, and planning lessons until 9 or 10 every night, but sure, we're done at 3:30.

@MicheleEngel

2 жыл бұрын

Clara Gallagher, you rock! Thank you, thank you, thank you for being the teacher that you are! And, no, you are NOT paid enough!

@juanrapington4411

2 жыл бұрын

It was clearly staged.

@juanrapington4411

2 жыл бұрын

@Beth Spangler It’s a late night comedy show for crying out loud. Teachers are not excluded from humor and ridicule. People are so easily offended these days. You are practically saying James does not respect teachers, what’s next, cancel him? Grow some skin snowflakes.

Wow!! 1000th episode coming soon! Can't wait 😛

You may not think about the former president...but he's thinking about you.

Absolutely the best late night show!!!!

You forgot the New $1,900 Tesla Cyberquad for Kids. Not kidding.

Damn…. That was a good one. Lol… wow

PAPA MOCHI HAHA I LOVE IT

Max is 42, so late 40s is not that far off

I wanna get cable just so I can watch this show but that would also mean I gotta wait up till 130 in the morning cause I'm in the Atlantic timezones and I'd say it's worth it

More like a 3 shots, 3 Guinness, 3 puffs and pass kinda night.

I don't watch TV but I will get my show in on KZread.

thank you very much love you

Soooo a 1D reunion soon James????

Biden's one line.. is every teenager dream type of answer when asked about their ex. :))

That cup isn't there yet, but it has a lot of spunk.

"unity?" rofl

James💐

Scotty was in the spotlight for a bit on that one

Mark will be wearing camaflouge tomorrow just to hide further 🤣🤣

THANK YOU IAN!

It was a 3 scoop show 4 sure

I think salmon sperm is pretty commonly used in you know.. Salmon farming

there is a time in everybody's life when you have to stop being scared and say what you want & need cause holding back only leaves you with regret & unhappiness!

They figure out the salmon sperm and vegetable oil to replace plastic right before salmon go extinct from global warming

Considering how there was a big school shooting in Michigan just a couple days ago and four kids died… I find that almost teachers joke insensitive. Thanks to Ian for keeping James in line.

The smoulder from Max at 3:45......... *Fans self*

I love how society is starting to not even recognize the former president by his name. the rest of us have been in denial since 2016, welcome to the party.

Teachers ? - after teaching remote learning for 2 years, not moving from my computer between 8am and 6pm each day - yes what were you going to say? Thankyou Ian!

I suggest a “Take a Break” bit for me.

Ian 😂😂😂😂😂

YEZZZIR WE HERE EARLY BABY!!

Max can do that ALL DAY

Unity 🙋🏻‍♀️🤗🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼❤🙏🏼☕🌺🌈

another great show. Salmon sperm mug comes with a lot of cream ... :D

💕

James watches on youtube? Hi James! :P

I know some people who could use that whistle. 😳

❤❤

Crowning a Chanukah King & Queen is such a great idea. I feel like Christianity never would've kicked off if they implemented this in advance.

Cream in my coffee is exactly where my mind went...would be delish if it wasn't salmon flavored. I like my cream fresh, hot, and man flavored...mmmm mmmm mmmmm...

Yayyyyy🥳🥳🥳

Wasn’t the band on the other side before?

I love Ian!

theres an extra candle lit on the menorah??

@Phonton

2 жыл бұрын

The 5th candle goes on and off for the entire first half of the clip 😅 wonder who's controlling it?

You got a lot of people who work for you... and we all have mortgages!!

@uniquefreak37

2 жыл бұрын

this line went over my head? What does james burning teachers have to do with Ians morgage? Does the teachers union own a bank or something?

Captain kangaroo suit

Not throwing shade here but you can't imagine how quickly I clicked this after the other guy had Machine Gun Kelly on... Was waiting for a reason to leave that dude behind and there it is, THE NEWS *dadada daaaaaaa*