"He's like 'I'm anti-government', but really he's just anti-house" -Homeless teletubby

@najwazainl

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@FL_MENTALITY

3 жыл бұрын

i would like but 333 so you know

@MrThunk

3 жыл бұрын

*Homeless Teletubby*

@1two372

3 жыл бұрын

Phil is risking his last life Techno-OMG 650K

@tornadotaylor8956

3 жыл бұрын

No hes *anti-life*

“Phil, since when were you against the government?!” *”since i was forced to kill my son, you idiots.”*

@snozzearwager6660

3 жыл бұрын

When did he say that?

@lyric_lyccan840

3 жыл бұрын

@@snozzearwager6660 during the battle when techno said Phil was with him

@KozyAtmosphere

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp lel

@skyler3295

3 жыл бұрын

;-;!

@broknyan7046

3 жыл бұрын

@pew pew bullet bullet gun about 1:01:37

Tommy: betrays Techno and then calls him selfish Techno: *confused screaming*

I love how the day before Tommy recruited almost the whole server to defend l'manburg and then he just stood by and watched everyone fight while just screaming at Techno.

@hybrid5568

Жыл бұрын

He wanted that dramatic moment

@alphawolf7417

11 ай бұрын

And then he got struck by lightning.

Technoblade:”OH NO I HAD NO IDEA THEY HAD SAPNAP ON THEIR SIDE, KILLING PETS IS LIKE HIS ENTIRE THING NOOOOOO”

@ryutae6151

3 жыл бұрын

BRUHHHH

@1x.gaby_

3 жыл бұрын

@F*СК ME! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE stfu bot

@baguette745

3 жыл бұрын

42:42

@marcydotcum

3 жыл бұрын

"NO ONE KILLS ANIMALS LIKE SAPNAP"

@lunykid1234

3 жыл бұрын

Fr yes true

"NO KILLING PETS IN L'MANBERG" Sapnap: "So anyway I started blasting-"

@ARCHIVED9610

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoo

@setiawan7970

3 жыл бұрын

lmaooooo

@ghostsareinteresting2918

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@lazicepie7800

3 жыл бұрын

pew pew pew

@BigManFromDaBurbs

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

Even though techno is dead it still feels like he’s alive

@farbenfrohefarbenspiele

Жыл бұрын

it feels like he is dead and alive

@keeganwhiting7576

Жыл бұрын

Technoblade never dies baby🥹

@zuberta242

Жыл бұрын

he forgot totem of undying lmao

@ashton2283

Жыл бұрын

Feel it😢

@OceanWolf-zj6rl

Жыл бұрын

Some days I look at his channel expecting there to be a new video

Love how Tommy is literally barking orders at everyone “where is everyone?” while Techno is just single-handedly murdering everyone there

Techno: "gets hit" His wolves: "And I took that personally."

@ilovesmelling

3 жыл бұрын

amazing

@jamesmonorow574

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@TsunayoshiSawada469

3 жыл бұрын

IKR

@Generic_Gaming_Channel

3 жыл бұрын

They took it so personally they died

@jelopogs1536

3 жыл бұрын

@@Generic_Gaming_Channel I really regret reading comments

"if I can't have a house no one can." - Homeless Teletubby.

@DodoGentleman

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the weird homeless mutated teletubbie

@justden4920

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated af

@millyhearts

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ict_pp4669

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOOOOO

@user-hg2qi8bl2f

3 жыл бұрын

I eat teletubby

I like how Dream, Techno, and Phil are the villians of the dream smp but I always root for them

@mcaroacegirl7476

Жыл бұрын

Yeah... Dream maybe the least, but I still cheered hearing Tommy say, "maybe I was the problem"

@meltedspaceogd123

Жыл бұрын

Bro, i can't believe that Dream is a part of destroying his own smp,

@StuffIKindaMade

Жыл бұрын

@@meltedspaceogd123 its scripted

@amist-

Жыл бұрын

@@StuffIKindaMade no way really

@koifishidiot

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Wilbur!

something about this stream is just so delightful to me. one of my favourite technoblade memories, this.

@KQJ_Diya007

Жыл бұрын

Yup

@theonethatslost3523

Жыл бұрын

o7

@greenfirecraft

Жыл бұрын

Tye best videos on KZread

@Danielfury_wolves

11 ай бұрын

o7

@NickelBer

11 ай бұрын

o7

"2, 4, 6, 8 who do we appreciate? *not the government* " -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@chocolategranola6796

3 жыл бұрын

Now this is a quality comment

@Crosstariale

3 жыл бұрын

Your Village is being raided by technoblade!

@Justchillinr

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@DrCrowPHD

3 жыл бұрын

-Americans, circa today

@everyone2332

3 жыл бұрын

E

Tommy: "Just killed a woman, feeling good" Techno: Just destroyed a country, feeling good.

@Reiinnn

3 жыл бұрын

WE DESTROYED LMANBERG *POOOOGGG*

@vamperjr1376

3 жыл бұрын

pog

@beeswaffles3113

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao that actually made me laugh! Thanks u lmao!

@ILikeShells_

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobylangones1405 and he didnt even do it with leather armor

@fancypants3828

3 жыл бұрын

My lmannerg!

I like how ph1l at 1:42:20 says "You got this" and Technoblade responds with "We've got this"

I hope people noticed at 52:28, after Techno saw the TNT, he said "how much longer do we need to stall, Phil?" He wasn't asking for himself, he was *telling everyone else that they were doomed to lose from the very beginning and they never had a chance* in the first place.

@Speckage

6 ай бұрын

53:20 ish

@FictionalEggs

6 ай бұрын

❤

@daboijean472

6 ай бұрын

Just gonna take some space here

“I’M A PERSON! DISCS AREN’T PEOPLE” Oh yeah, the animators are gonna have a blast with this one.

@tark1black629

3 жыл бұрын

Where is that scene

@danielhughes1711

3 жыл бұрын

You know sad-ist is gonna go ham with this

@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970

3 жыл бұрын

So many have, yes.

@TacoDoge

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes, nice

@stennyboss

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

Tommy: "Gets struck by lightning". Techno: "Even god hates him".

@user-gh2rr5hx7c

3 жыл бұрын

1:23:35

@YES-cl8dr

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@ekjhgetfhk3423

3 жыл бұрын

It's struck

@krietvohra2058

3 жыл бұрын

You should change it to struck ngl

@dogplays8302

3 жыл бұрын

@@ekjhgetfhk3423 leave me alone...

Tommy calling Techno selfish when the whole point of the server is that He sacrifices people for discs

@Evythe_Poet9203

6 ай бұрын

Fr Fr. Techno was betrayed way to many times and still offered to help. He was betrayed by Tommy’s selfishness for his discs…

Breaking news: Homeless Teletubby, Peppa Pig Impersonator, and Old Man blow up country and and an orphan cries about disks

@MRSloth7032

8 күн бұрын

this spoke to me spiritually

"This is the Youngest Anarchy Server in Minecraft" -Technoblade

@bladmad

3 жыл бұрын

I think DreamSMP going in the 2b2t's path

@mozzarellacustard7414

3 жыл бұрын

@@bladmad time for hacks.

@herrbonk2211

3 жыл бұрын

@@mozzarellacustard7414 no, thats an anarchy server with no rules. DreamSMP is an anarchy server with rules.

@bladmad

3 жыл бұрын

@@herrbonk2211 its an exaggeration, for the memes

@Lightest77

3 жыл бұрын

@@herrbonk2211 anarchy basically means freedom bruh

Technoblade: "Today on the youngest anarchy server in Minecraft..."

@eclips_total2215

3 жыл бұрын

FitMC: "HE SAID THE THING!"

@pH_Dav

3 жыл бұрын

Man it would be interesting to see FitMC join the SMP if this is the beginning of the Anarchy arc.

@EthanAlexander

3 жыл бұрын

“The longest time a server has lasted well with technoblade on it”

@God_TheOneAndOnly

3 жыл бұрын

@@pH_Dav he would just hack lol

@God_TheOneAndOnly

3 жыл бұрын

@codingmemes because it’s funny

youre here too? re-watching his content, reminiscing about the old times? lets watch another after this?

I'm sorry but the way niki said 'I burned the tree' and her laugh sent absolute *chills* down my spine 01:03:10 01:03:29

Plot twist: Now that everyone's homeless they're all going to go live in the ugly house with the cursed poster.

@calvinhelm2572

3 жыл бұрын

Nooo

@_enzo_2792

3 жыл бұрын

oMg It'S fRiSk

@duceysanem

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@stepdream1933

3 жыл бұрын

Omggg yes or the basement to his house 😂😭✋

@yoonshoo

3 жыл бұрын

They all could live in the Manifold house 😎😎

"People are above the government!" "I'M A PERSON!!" "YOU ARE, Techno, and so are we, the discs..." "DISCS AREN'T PEOPLE"

@cosmicdiss-2598

3 жыл бұрын

Discs*

@gifttohumanity6641

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmicdiss-2598 thanks :)

@cheeseycheezy

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmicdiss-2598 Discs and disks are both right, like color and colour, it just depends where you're from

@cosmicdiss-2598

3 жыл бұрын

@@gifttohumanity6641 anytime buddy 😎

@cosmicdiss-2598

3 жыл бұрын

@@cheeseycheezy well true but I prefer “disc” because that’s the way mojang spelt it and it kinda makes more sense in that way :P

“One can save millions, yet sometimes, millions can’t save one.” Fly high King, Rest In Peace Legend. Technoblade Never Dies.

As he fought his battles in the realm of blocks, Technoblade never flinched, nor did he stop, With his trusty sword in hand, He battled fierce, he took a stand. But even the mightiest warrior falls, And Technoblade was not immune to life's calls, As he breathed his last in Minecraft's world, His journey ended, his flag unfurled. But in the next moment, a wondrous sight, A portal opened, a path of light, And Technoblade rose towards the sky, Ascending to heaven, to the angels' high. There, in a world beyond the game, Technoblade's spirit forever remains, For his deeds and valor will never fade, In Minecraft, in heaven, in every arcade. And though he's left his world behind, Technoblade's spirit will always shine, A hero to all who play the game, A legend whose story will never be tamed. Because truly Technoblade never dies.

@batulkheti3859

11 ай бұрын

true

@mario-BJ

10 ай бұрын

Beautifully spoken.

@cringyartist3601

10 ай бұрын

This was beautiful my friend

@bradlystubbs

10 ай бұрын

😢

@LUCIFER-js3ej

10 ай бұрын

Bruh

Tommy betrays Techno Tommy: I can’t believe you’ve done this.

@dolce5386

3 жыл бұрын

K

@humanity6865

3 жыл бұрын

"You weren't supposed to do that"

@darkslayer9648

3 жыл бұрын

Loool

@desertsandfly2277

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr. Tommy is so stupid.

@iderlinaabrigo2213

3 жыл бұрын

@@desertsandfly2277 lol XD

Technoblade tells a joke that dream is homeless * Dream: and i took it personally

@krisfancello1462

3 жыл бұрын

Housewastaken

@dontreadmypfp1179

3 жыл бұрын

Don't read my name

@macmac0712

3 жыл бұрын

k

@7z_h3

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontreadmypfp1179 well ok

@trollforfunsodonttakemeser2374

3 жыл бұрын

Michael "Dream" Jordan

I'll miss you forever scary pigman.

@GrimHasSkull

7 ай бұрын

We will forever miss you Techno

every time i wach techno i feel like he is still here. I miss him.

@dapokeguy2994

5 ай бұрын

He is still here technoblade NEVER dies

@Ferret_Parent.

4 ай бұрын

We shall never let his memory die, Anarchy all the way

@BlockMasterT

4 ай бұрын

Even though he had such a terrible upload schedule, he somehow managed to upload almost 1k videos, so we definitely don’t have any short of old content to watch

@mashedspud

4 ай бұрын

@@BlockMasterThe used to have a good upload schedule, no one uploads one video every few months and expects to get to 1k videos after 10 years

@BlockMasterT

4 ай бұрын

@@mashedspud Only cause Hypixel forced him to do that for Pig rank lol

All DreamSMP major events have something in common: George sleeping through all of them

@parsa826

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo that’s facts

@Silverpelt3600

3 жыл бұрын

The only thing uniting everyone at this point

@maskboy2743

3 жыл бұрын

@CASEY MARTIN yeah

@shelbs8015

3 жыл бұрын

Or simply: *tnt*

@theultimatebob9521

3 жыл бұрын

very good point its almost as if George, was not found, as he didn't show up.

He says “they executed me” like they were actually successful

@googane7755

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade never dies

@ConnorDrawss

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he didn't die so idk why they keep doing that but maybe the memory is just that traumatic he keeps saying they were successful. Oh wait, the anvil crushed him, so in a way he was dead (but for a mere second) just to be revived with the Totem he got. Still didn't technically die though. *TECHNO NEVER DIES*

@wyattaward4368

3 жыл бұрын

They were successful but he had totem of undying

@mysteriousguy3268

3 жыл бұрын

It was suppose to be "they tried to execute me"

@fismegitryne

3 жыл бұрын

Blood for the blood god

the fact that Techno punched Tubbo out and said "Personal space, man. We're in a pandemic" made me laugh

Rewatching all these is sad but it's so great to relive this. His legacy will live on.

@N3jAmber

Жыл бұрын

Yup

@Starr_0713

Жыл бұрын

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSS

@adriaanschoombie8573

4 ай бұрын

The Blade never dies.

Techno: Makes entire population homeless Everyone else: “Not the BEES!!”

@Unpug

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@birdofgrey6542

3 жыл бұрын

ThEY'RE IN MY EYES

@cxpcakie

3 жыл бұрын

It was literally the one time I actually heard multiple people actually being worried and yelling xD

@moomlxght

3 жыл бұрын

lmao indeed

@jetroad8932

3 жыл бұрын

I have no idea, but I’m not complaining

"You and Wilbur just sat there" "Did you step in?!" "I was willing to fight the whole world for you,Tommy" P A I N -Syn Ee

@himsikhar3779

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a very emotional and powerful anime scene

@Soggy_Fruit

3 жыл бұрын

Homeless teletubbie

@Breakaway-ic5gj

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I actually felt something there, which is rare because Quarantine has sucked my soul

@yuriko2190

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@root4428

3 жыл бұрын

bruh dream smp should be on netflix instead of mean girls

57:09 Quackitys smile just in the background killed me

@addamsfanclub

8 ай бұрын

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Tommy: "YOU'RE SELFISH!" *hundreds of tnt and withers exploding in the background*

Jshaltt's saying of, "If I die, this country goes down with me" actually came true

@antarcfroze

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, so schlatt was the key to stopping techno? Yeah doesn't sound possible but it would've been cool

@nocthemedic2951

3 жыл бұрын

@@antarcfroze well shlatt didn't try to execute techno

@RAPTER_idk_it_sounds_cool

3 жыл бұрын

well jshaltt know from the start and if he want the save l'manberg he need to do anything even dirty works to............but the others are little bit uhh idiotic?......you know i mean :)

@PlasJL

3 жыл бұрын

@@RAPTER_idk_it_sounds_cool I don't understand anything about your comment

@GhostlyWardenRS

3 жыл бұрын

@@RAPTER_idk_it_sounds_cool I dont know what you mean cause your sentence makes no sense

Everyone else’s chat: *Literally crying at what is happening* Techno’s chat: *🦀EVERYONE IS DEAD🦀* Edit: Heard about his passing last night, it still feels like a bad dream I haven’t woken up from yet. Thank you for the great memories, Techno. You’ll always be alive in our hearts

@user-rf1nt7co9b

3 жыл бұрын

CRAB RAVEE 🦀🦀

@nordsyy7164

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao, you could clearly see the difference between Tommy's chat and Technoblade's chat

@gremlinfifty2308

3 жыл бұрын

@Em No this is why we are superiour

@tomcr05

3 жыл бұрын

yeaaaaa

@ZieraNow

3 жыл бұрын

Glad SOMEONE noticed me

already been 2 years but can still feel the conversation of philza dream and techno preparing for the battle rip our king.

Technoblade is so charitable giving so many people a change to get a nether star

"kills tubbo" "AND YOU KILLED HIM!" "BECAUSE HE WAS THE PRESIDENT!" "YOU ALSO KILLED HIM EVEN WHEN HE WASNT A PRESIDENT!" "Yeah thats right." *W H E E Z E*

@turquoisemoon8453

3 жыл бұрын

That was the moment he realized this argument made no sense xD

@mikehunt3060

3 жыл бұрын

*WASN'T

@hydraposeidon34

3 жыл бұрын

What time was this at i want to listen to that again

@C-OCEAN

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikehunt3060 *CEASE AND DECEASE*

@pixel6854

3 жыл бұрын

@@turquoisemoon8453 the rest of the argument did make sense tho

Techno: invisible in l'manburg The hound army: *now all of China knows you're here*

@royal3809

3 жыл бұрын

Techo: *good*

@arishem007

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@megamichael4021

3 жыл бұрын

@@royal3809 tEcHo

@megamichael4021

3 жыл бұрын

@F*СК ME! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE no dont click

@supremeastro5300

3 жыл бұрын

perfect

I remember coming here to hype techno on the day. How he is gone i come here to remember

@katco6206

Жыл бұрын

He's been gone for almost half a year, feels like just yesterday I got home from camp happy as can be and found out he passed when I was gone. The worst faze of depression I have ever experienced.

@averagegenzguy2751

Жыл бұрын

@@katco6206 Stay determined, Techno may be gone, but his legacy lives on.

@katco6206

Жыл бұрын

@@averagegenzguy2751 Yeah, I've made a bracelet with his name on it havent taken it off in 2 weeks

@The_Troll08

Жыл бұрын

@@katco6206 ih

@DesmondF0X

Жыл бұрын

@@katco6206what camp?

Techno just single-handedly destroying everyone whilst TNT goes off is beautifully cinematic, the sheer chaos was wonderful. One of my favourite streams I’ve ever watched, especially with Nikki destroying the tree at the end.

@4Four_Studios

2 ай бұрын

It's kinda poetic that the first person to destroy L'Manberg was Wilbur himself, the man that Niki loved, but when they rebuilt due to the L'Mantree still existing, Niki, the one that Wilbur loved more than anyone at the time, was the one that finally tore out the old roots and ended the madness for good. She destroyed the Tree cause it symbolizes the person that she loved, the one to betray them, the one that broke her heart, and it also symbolizes L'manberg, Wilbur's proudest creation, the thing that tore the server apart, caused incomprehensible war, and drove the man she loved insane. Poetry of the finest order.

On the bright side for Dream, he’s not the only one homeless anymore.

@kumarabhinandan5649

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@FinnyDragon-cz6ui

3 жыл бұрын

Chill dream is just sad he never had a home

@Gamecraft2525

3 жыл бұрын

This is what it's always been about

@liliaghilenschi8819

3 жыл бұрын

"It's not that he's anti-government, it's that his anti-home."

@Mr.Boyo13

3 жыл бұрын

Oh those guys will have new homes soon...Pandora’s vault

Techno *spawns withers* Everyone: “Oh my god, Withers? Noooo” Tubbo: “Not the bees!”

@MattDawgGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Cage impression: NOT THE BEES!!!!

@ak2kgamers43

3 жыл бұрын

That's how president work lol

@Chickenman-zs4zt

3 жыл бұрын

bro forget your country your gear or your friends nah nah nah protect the bees

@sharleneeec9380

3 жыл бұрын

yes,

@aaaaaaronftw8548

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharleneeec9380 simp.

16:32 i dont wanna lose you phil the dynamic is wholesome

@bugzz2k

3 ай бұрын

Yet in the end Phil lost him 😢

@TheKingOfCurses375

Ай бұрын

​@@bugzz2kNo.. We all lost him

Technoblade after giving a complete reasonable and logical explanation why he blew up lmanburg Meanwhile tommy when he betrayed technoblade for the disk:YOU'RE SELFISH

@sid86588

8 ай бұрын

Tommy just didn't know any good comebacks so he just started screaming "YOU'RE SELFISH" 😭💀

*Techno gets down to 1 and a half hearts* Everyone: sweating intensifies

@metiuu398

3 жыл бұрын

he got to 1,5 hearts lmao he was litterally one hit, llkily sapnap missed

@tom_878

3 жыл бұрын

Not even close

@ryan-po2gd

3 жыл бұрын

Yea that would’ve been really awkward tbh

@drchug5855

3 жыл бұрын

When u remember he never dies

@ploob4019

3 жыл бұрын

Techno never dies

"You doin' alright, man?" **stares at the ruins of L'Manburg** "Same as yesterday."

@ellapasech534

3 жыл бұрын

Ranboo was an emotional mess at the end of yesterday stream and he came into the fight as an emotional mess

@whateveryt1657

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t Tommy exiled?

@huuman6706

3 жыл бұрын

@@ellapasech534 to be fair Phil did kinda help the man

@diousthomas8878

3 жыл бұрын

@@whateveryt1657 Not anymore. They defied Dream so he isn’t exiled anymore.

@millyhearts

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

"what is wrong with you?!" "A LOT OF THINGS!!!!" most relatable Technoblade quote ever 🤣

“IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN A FINAL BOSS IF I HAD STAGES” Got me rollin

Withers: Literally enforcing homelessness Everyone: Not the bees!

@ConnorDrawss

3 жыл бұрын

The bee build was one of the prettier builds on the server, makes sense they would hate to see it go, but the withers went brrrrr

@tokumo2190

3 жыл бұрын

noooo don't destroy the bees! haha withers go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@jasonalbert6251

3 жыл бұрын

Go, my minions! -Rythian, probably

@kristinaramnanan8932

3 жыл бұрын

Beees

@xiarn1

3 жыл бұрын

Well Phil spawned the first withers on the bees so the withers hadn't yet blown everything up

My favourite thing about this attack is just Philza laughing innocently in the background while everything is being absolutely demolished.

@blazinhayzin9705

3 жыл бұрын

Alternate ending: baby zombie sneaks up to phil and shoved him into the tnt rain

@TheBerylfly

3 жыл бұрын

Man was having FUN

@jc394

3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment as he started to laugh

@remiyashirou

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it has to be: "STARTIN THE STREEEEAM."

@vishesh15yearsago64

3 жыл бұрын

Please watch my memes👍

it makes me happy reading the comments and seeing other people here from after his death finding just as much comfort as i am fly high king we miss you

Imagine how much WORSE the hounds would have been for L'manberg if the new wolf armor they're adding was added EARLIER 💀

*"SINCE I WAS FORCED TO KILL MY OWN SON, YOU IDIOTS!"* That... That hurts.

@Clover-lx8mh

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@darwisyngent3331

3 жыл бұрын

ᵗⁱᵐᵉˢᵗᵃᵐᵖ???

@krisfancello1462

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was so saaaaaad my poor heart

@gurjeevpannu4683

3 жыл бұрын

time STAMP WHAT

@hollybaker6999

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp pleas

Imagine how funny it'd be if techno started reading donos in the middle of the war

@seytro

3 жыл бұрын

“AIRSTRIK-“ “Thank you Mike Oxsmall for 25$!”

@rooster2071

3 жыл бұрын

@@seytro L M A O

@disgustingdean4185

3 жыл бұрын

IT’S ALL GOVERNMENT’S F- Thank you Emofox for the 20

@Unpug

3 жыл бұрын

@@seytro LOL

@Unpug

3 жыл бұрын

"DIE NER-" Thanks ExoGamer04 for the technopepe!

I leave my pc/ iPad on every night on KZread when I fall asleep, I normally watch Flamingo and such, but no matter what I’m watching I always wake up to a Technoblade video. I think it’s fate. We miss you Techno!

@ArcanePineOfficial

Жыл бұрын

@shadow hunter no offense but what were you on when you wrote this and where can I get it

Techno: he's got bomb in his name! He's prob the one responsible for this! Meanwhile Dream right behind Hbomb setting off more tnt

"Discs aren't people Tommy!" That's a legit powerful line.

@jwlrys1845

3 жыл бұрын

YAAA

@SpikeDenverTusler

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@itzgalatic

3 жыл бұрын

That's why Tommy stopped working for Techno. Because Tommy didn't want to be like Dream and put the disc over people's lives

@aimshot43clips14

3 жыл бұрын

666

@livwilson9466

3 жыл бұрын

700 ✌🏻

Techno shouting "PHILZA LOOK OUT" every time he sees a baby zombie will NEVER get old. I laugh every single time.

@asdasdadsxxxx

3 жыл бұрын

1:32:19

@rorakee

3 жыл бұрын

@@MagicKlutz Its how he died in his hardcore world.

@kyizuu

3 жыл бұрын

@@MagicKlutz philza's 5 years old hardcore world ended because of a baby zombie

@conquestv4024

3 жыл бұрын

@@MagicKlutz baby zombie killed ph1lza season 2 hardcore run.

@bruhholden348

3 жыл бұрын

@@MagicKlutz becuase philza had a hardcore world that was over 5 years old and he died to a baby zombie in it.

“I’m getting JFK” is crazy ngl

This is one of my favorite memories from techno. He was honestly the funniest person ever, and all ur fans techno, they will never forget u. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!

@ardismedia

Жыл бұрын

I agree!

@jessinthecityblog

Жыл бұрын

@@ardismedia ye :D

Quackity: "You could have taken your punishment and left!" Technoblade: "I would have died! You tried to execute me!" Quackity: "Oh shit..... true"

@cookedpotato5566

3 жыл бұрын

And they say their the victim

@solfege1673

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he kinda did take his punishment and left. Its was a botched execution, but he took it, survived, and left.

@DISGUYR8HERE

3 жыл бұрын

@@solfege1673 he died..came back sooo he technicaly took the punnishment

@Scp-qs8tr

3 жыл бұрын

@@DISGUYR8HERE it’s like if you have a life sentence and die for a like a minute you technically served it

@roeital5504

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scp-qs8tr he lived peacefully and they threatened with a hostage and taken his items, you must be dumb

RIP Technoblade. Just because we lost a legend doesn't mean their memory can't live on. Technoblade never dies.

@TheJ-niverse

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the 4 likes y'all. RIP Techno

@xoangelesxo8791

4 ай бұрын

Technoblade never dies 🐷👑

Techno- "How are you doing?" Ranboo- *looks at all the destruction" Ranboo- "same as yesterday" Techno- "YEEEAAAAAAAAAH, THE MONOTONY OF LIFE!!!!!"

@swordzanderson5352

3 жыл бұрын

These two can be watching a nuclear warhead fall above their heads and they would still be drinking tea and playing a good game of chess.

@winsonzhu4427

3 жыл бұрын

@@swordzanderson5352 This makes me think of the Weird Al song "Christmas at Ground Zero". "It's Christmas at Ground Zero, and if the radiation level's okay, I'd go out with you, to see all the new mutations on New Year's Day."

@kurtgzzz4266

3 жыл бұрын

I can hear it wth.

@claireorzel1986

3 жыл бұрын

1:11:47

@danielfarfudinov3193

3 жыл бұрын

@@winsonzhu4427 Thank you for the recommendation this is amazing

I love how the whole time techno killing everyone and dropping tnt everywhere and Philza is just acting like a proud dad

@randompersononline9532

3 жыл бұрын

Philza was a proud dad haha

@chiefl0ngbranch

3 жыл бұрын

He is DadZa

@doofynuts965

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nrobot326

3 жыл бұрын

Cant be a dad if you don't have a son

@Spady_Arts

3 жыл бұрын

@@nrobot326 you didn't understand the joke right?

It's hilarious how this released in January 6, where an actual raid happened in America. LMAO

Technoblades name was alexander… the wait Alexander…….the great History predicted it

" 2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate?" *"NOT THE GOVERNMENT"* Typical Techno

@Pingoz

3 жыл бұрын

A quote for the archives

@dennisrocket9825

3 жыл бұрын

blade why didn't you say technoblade so it rimed even in that part

@EnclaveComsOfficer

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@user-kl9en7dp1q

3 жыл бұрын

@@EnclaveComsOfficer 29:38

@floatingvillager7220

3 жыл бұрын

@@EnclaveComsOfficer 29:40

This is exactly like the last battle.. Everyone: Fighting George: Not found

@kadecoda

3 жыл бұрын

None of this woulda happened if george woke up no cap

@vladimirjezdic5813

3 жыл бұрын

hotel:trivago

@Ziel..

3 жыл бұрын

@@vladimirjezdic5813 🤣

@ThatMilesGuy

3 жыл бұрын

@@vladimirjezdic5813 true

@vqmpii3_

3 жыл бұрын

@@vladimirjezdic5813 tommy: "You're talking sounds"

I love how techno was so confident about his power that he didnt even set a respawn point near the fight

o7 People die twice,once when they stop breathing And twice when they have been forgotten. Rip king

‘I WOULDN’T BE A FINAL BOSS IF I DIDN’T HAVE STAGES’ Best techno quote ever

@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22

3 жыл бұрын

The fight is definetly more epic if you play one of Techno's battle themes over it.

@aidenfinn5760

3 жыл бұрын

The best quote is “ This is the second worst thing that happened to the orphans”.

@tokumo2190

3 жыл бұрын

@@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 i need that pigstep remix over all the chaos

@johannsecretacc6685

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@cocofatasscat6873

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite is “the person who said be urself didn’t mean you”

If Wilbur can't have L'Manburg, no one can. If Dream can't have a house, no one can.

@thrival2339

3 жыл бұрын

i cant argue with ur point

@florisklok8639

3 жыл бұрын

u got a point

@Other_ace

3 жыл бұрын

you're a pencil i gotta admit

@s0ybeanzz_

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@wiman3332

3 жыл бұрын

No, no, he’s got a point.

Still missing this man. This was one of my favorite streams.

Technoblade boss battle: Stage 1: The Wolf Army Difficulty: easy-mid difficulty Stage 2: Withers Difficulty: High difficulty Stage 3: Nukes Difficulty: High-Extreme difficulty Stage 4: AIR STRIKE Difficulty: EXTREME DIFFICULTY Its all the stages combined but Technoblade has revealed his rocket launcher

“It was the Homeless Teletubbie not us” - Technoblade

@mariadomi8133

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooh hahahahahha I need to watch that again

@real_iceman

3 жыл бұрын

Post the timestamp :D

@user-fj1cq4ju9x

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I CAN'T UNSEE TELETUBBIES WITH DREAM-

@razielyzaardaniel27

3 жыл бұрын

@@real_iceman 2:00:31

@madmaniac6778

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

Techno be like: “Just killed a government feeling good”

@hashirfarooqi6624

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@thepacific2933

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@bruh-bn3bv

3 жыл бұрын

I'll comelete:like I should

@vytarutis8827

3 жыл бұрын

Techno:just destroyed a city feeling good

Ah yes- ✨quality sibling fights as their surroundings are casually blow up but TNT✨

Is it sad I started watching him after he died You truely never appreciate anything till it’s gone

Dream: has no home but thriving Techno: has a home and is thriving Everyone in L’ manburg: has no home and are dying

@AstralOrca

3 жыл бұрын

true lol

@YupaLovesGlizzy

3 жыл бұрын

the bees are also homeless....that monster

@Sammy-lg5kp

3 жыл бұрын

I like how tommy said to techno he was selfish and shit despite him when he 1st joined the smp he made it clear he wanted to rid of the country and government yet tubbo after became government and they were like “why u spawn wither?”

@_The.Queen.In.Pink_

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sammy-lg5kp if surprised pikachu face was a Dream SMP character, that would be Tommy, maybe that's just part of his character, afterall, he is supposed to be a self-entitled prick who thinks he's always in the right, i still don't see any character development in Tommy to be quite honest with you

@Silver_Z

3 жыл бұрын

No tommy still have his home bruuuh

Techno in a nutshell: "What is wrong with you ?!" "A lot of things"

@ral8964

3 жыл бұрын

@Neva Hahn have you ever heard of the edit feature

@Kyy-Sokia

3 жыл бұрын

I could be Techno or chat, actually

1:01:32 " Since i was forced to kill my own son you IDIOTS! " Thank you, Flowey

How to prepare to fight techno 1.get efficiency five netherite shovel 2. Get blast prot 3.SHEILDS

Techno not reading Ranboo’s diary is gonna be a tell tale “Ranboo will remember this” moment

@Dredey04

3 жыл бұрын

Atleast he respects Ranboo for not betraying him because he didn’t feel like himself after a few months

@jamcpmm5853

3 жыл бұрын

@F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE The F**k

@_Grass_Block

3 жыл бұрын

@A Fan he is a bot

@joline5379

3 жыл бұрын

Wait when did techno give back the book :( i cant find it and i dont want to watch the whole stream again.

@vanxyaa

3 жыл бұрын

@@joline5379 around 49:17

Technoblade yesterday: "I can do it in 30 minutes" Technoblade today: "OH BOY WE HAVE NO TIME"

@samaypatel7980

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile he unleashes hell in like 10 minutes

@raybees1434

3 жыл бұрын

@@samaypatel7980 i wouldnt wonder if he just summoned satan

@Kytesama

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair he got everything but the dogs ready in that time

@syystomu

3 жыл бұрын

He thought the opposition had time to prep to be fair. If they'd done it immediately they would have been completely unprepared for a fight. I mean they were anyway because apparently Fundy and Niki sabotaged their preparations but Techno didn't know that.

Marburg falling is better then manhunts😂😂

@Liam.K1

Жыл бұрын

Gasp a comment after he died that’s not about his death

@magnusthevaliant

Жыл бұрын

Why watch Dream and friends harass each other when you can watch Dream and friends harass each other with Technoblade, fifteen withers, and like a million dogs?

I find it funny that Jack manifold was the only one who actually gave Technoblade a challenge

puffy : "What is wrong with you?!" techno : " *A LOT OF THINGS* "

@sunnyboi_tv9759

3 жыл бұрын

When?

@colneypartei6821

3 жыл бұрын

@@sunnyboi_tv9759 when Techno spawn a wither right next to Jack manifold's loot

@kavinbharathi

3 жыл бұрын

@@sunnyboi_tv9759 1:05:28 :)

1:21:46 techno: "I fear no man. But that thing-" **efficiency 5 netherite shovel** "It scares me."

@pier-evanlarouche6813

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@creepp14yz

3 жыл бұрын

Make it gold

1:14:51 “ghostburs having a good time” ghostbur: *litterally almosT in tears looking among lmanburg*

Phill laughing innocently in the back round made me laugh so loud I woke up my whole neighborhood

“Ur selfish techno” - tommy betrays techno - techno gave stuff to tommy. Like alot - tommy steals stuff from techno before and now

@hel2727

3 жыл бұрын

lol that sounds dramatic but yeah people accuse others of stuff they do themselves too

@chismonk

3 жыл бұрын

too true

@Buboy09

3 жыл бұрын

true tommy is as dumb as a snail and says "Techno your selfish x2" and says that he betrayed him but tommy betrayed him like 20 times and the day before

@UserName-dt3kc

3 жыл бұрын

🦀Tommy is gone🦀

@datkuriboi8465

3 жыл бұрын

@@hel2727 that is what I think is called a hy-pie-crit

Government:*Exists* Techno: "...And I took that personally"

@banananananananananananana95

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@glitter_snake3913

3 жыл бұрын

I have seen this a lot but I will like

@grantmcnew191

3 жыл бұрын

@ america rn

@erenmoore73

3 жыл бұрын

U know what else he takes seriously? Orphans

@captaintoad5421

3 жыл бұрын

So does every trump supporter, apparently.