YammieNoob does not exist. Nor does this comment. Yammienoob is a figment of my imagination,we live in a simulation within a simulation continuing forever. We are locked in a loop hole of unending torment and misery as the universe dies and gets reborn.

@Zerozx748

5 жыл бұрын

Forgot to add "goodbye" at the end mate

@maximumporecontrol6829

5 жыл бұрын

I downloaded the robot game. Its really cool.

@brislanemanhaha

5 жыл бұрын

When your eyes are open you see things, but what if nothing renders in unless you can see it, you would never know because you can always see what's in front of you

@martind349

5 жыл бұрын

You have one another.

@BaldMancTwat

5 жыл бұрын

Of course we're in a simulation, every night when we go to sleep we create thousands if not millions of simulations in our heads. How do we know that when we wake up our simulation isn't still going on? How do we know that the people in those simulations don't create simulations of their own?

Papa has blessed us with a new vid, we must rejoice this day

@pwmann1

5 жыл бұрын

sounds like a cult

@gunner4lyfe723

5 жыл бұрын

Papa bless.

last time I came this early I got a kid

@BaldMancTwat

5 жыл бұрын

Last time I heard that joke was yesterday but I also heard it every single day for 5 years now practically. It's literally so old and unfunny.

@Jump-n-smash

3 ай бұрын

@@BaldMancTwatguess you’ve been hearing this joke for 10 years now. Crazy.

Bmw k series Bikes are equipped with Inline engines. They are however slanted so they have the cylinder head pointing sideways. (Also helps with the Center of Gravity i guess)

@travatron4000

5 жыл бұрын

The K bikes pre 1600 6 cylinder were also called "flying bricks" owing to the shape of the laid down inline 4.

$4500 for a scooter?! I would almost dare to bet I could get an '07 track R1 for that kind of money!

@Al.j.Vasquez

5 жыл бұрын

Robin Boots and spare cash for new tyres.

@dariocardaci1340

5 жыл бұрын

I get that it's a Vespa, but even here in Italy where we make them, they cost around 3000 new, and you can get any other model of Vespa for much cheaper

@danielanderson2030

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to liberal life. Take everything that's worthless, and now say it's worth 4 or 5 times more than typical market value. Then take everything worth a damn and make it illegal ban it, charge super high taxes and fees or just make sure you ts hello to try to own. Yeah. That's exactly it.

@acetech8642

5 жыл бұрын

I bought a 650R ninja for that price.

@dynamicjaethought7788

5 жыл бұрын

Robin Boots Also that was a 50cc scooter, so there is no way in hell it cost that much.

That is not even the best of craigslist. There was literally a lawnmower rigged to a wheelchair for sale as a"homeade gokart". And the person really was serious. Gotta look at the low priced stuff. You'll find some real frankensteins in oregon in the low budget section of CL lol

Good to see you still producing content. missed you. cheers - Matt from Tweed Heads/Gold Coast, Australia. P/S Some one has removed your sticker from the border crossing, send more, i'll re-apply. have a great weekend.

I sold a knee scooter on CL once.. I put it in the motorcycle section and talked about it like it was a bike. It sold

A boxer 4 is what a vw or early gold wing is. That beamer is an in line 4 layed on its side with cylinder heads on left, crank on right, if I'm not mistaken. Tripolar out. A flying brick they tell me!

Yammiegoob I love you. Also the true story of motorcycle creation is the most massively under appreciated video ever. God bless yammienude.

I love the content yammie, I’ve been watching your vids for a while now, and I checked out your music, and I supported it and love it!

@sumodawildwojowolf6968

5 жыл бұрын

Yammie, I wish I discovered it sooner, listen to it on my R1

1st time viewer, thanks for the insights, found this one regarding a Sportster for sale: Are you tired of sitting on the washing machine? Looking for real power beneath you?? Look no further, this dark beauty has it all. This sporty has sleek black paint and a sultry throaty purr as you sample all 5 gears. You can throw this baby around and supple Dunlap tires do not disappoint in the handling department. So smooth your grandmother could ride it! This baby has been one pampered Sportster, tucked into its garage. Recently got a boyfriend and no longer need this HD's services. Just a $3000 adoption fee to a good home.

OMG that was the funniest and most perfect open ever, try to top that Yammie Man!

17:02 Awww that's so cute ! Looks like an happy lil bee :D ! I need this bike :3

I recently saw a Sprint ST at a local shop with a beatiful blue paint job and the union jack on the front. Such a nice looking bike. It's a huge beast.

And no gooch juice to be seen Clean episode ,well done as usual

Daaaaaaamn!!! I was really getting into that jam of an intro. I be bobbin my head and grroving😂

Had a Ducati 750SS as a track bike for a while, a buddy has a 900SS as well, and another buddy raced SuperSports (latest build was an 800SS) in WERA and won a couple of titles on them. They are interesting, bare bones bikes. Not really performance machines, but they sound amazing. The older SuperSports have the dry clutch too, which is a bonus. Closest thing to compare it to would be a Gen 1 SV650s. The front brakes are probably the best part of the SuperSports, though... holy god do they bite.

My first bike was a 1980 xs850. I loved that bike. 3 bikes later it’s still my favorite. Only reason I got rid of it was for new tech on a newer bike but always said if there was a way to put new tech on that bike it’d be a dream

Wow. You just got a new sub. I love this. Thank you sir.

clammy is back 😍

Not gonna lie, your glasses look like safety goggles

Scammy Pube! 😌 Notice Me Senpi!! Yam yam uploaded again!? 😱

@patzci

5 жыл бұрын

Damn u got what u needed :o

sorry yammie the BMW K100rs is an inline 4 but motor is on its side, crank on the right, head on the left. not related to the boxer apart from brand Amazing machines. I have 3

Craigslist New Hampshire is a goldmine for crusty stuff once you dig through all of the Harleys

Those old Yammer Specials were some very well engineered bikes. I bought a '79 Eleven Special 10 years ago for $700. Still have it, starts every time, and they're easy to work on and repair and very cheap to own. I hate it when people chop these up and make a turd out of the stock that was a well-built motorcycle.

The transalp pictures were hilarious. That's the most bay area shit I've ever seen.

I likes the ducatti a lot

First bike: "Patina and old school soul with modern day reliability." Translation: "It is rusty but it will start four times out of five."

Yam, love ya dude, you're a great channel. Dude I just hope someday you can get back on a bike. Just be safer this time haha

What does he rate these bikes on like how good they looked, how bad the info is, or some other ridiculous thing I can’t figure it out still good to watch tho

@JJ_ExMachina

5 жыл бұрын

The ratings are made up just for fun... :) They are Yammie Scored ... Sort of like the "Doug Score", but with out a list ;)

No gonna lie that bmw cafe bike looked sexy af

Keep up the good work man!

10:49 when he becomes a motorcycle himself

This video has great advice for beginner riders!

You have to remember that people are used to paying a lot for the high cost of living in SF, SSOOOOo 7 grand and up is just a months rent.

You're kinder than I'd be with some of those ads 😆😆😆

Yammie noob although I love your videos, dame your laying the craigslist on think. I just bought my first bike. R6 yamaha . 2007 18 thousand miles I paid 3500 lol. It was the first bike I went an viewed, and I didn't want to shop. It's driving ,but when i push it hard I can definately smell some burning oil . I changed oil first day, but ya between the front brakes sucking, the back brake light not working, and having to take it all apart and clean it and get it all the tlc it deserves. I think i over paid . I bitching when i should be turning screws and bolts. I no. "Shit" I'm in dfw maybe we will run into each other some time

Yammie Noob ... I love my custom arctic camo (wrapped the bike myself), 2005 Triumph Daytona 600, it has about 120 WHP, the last time I had it on the DYNO, sitting at about 35k miles total on the odometer. The engine heads are ported and polished (did the head work myself). Full GPR exhaust, rigid ram air intake, instead of the rubber tubes used by the factory. Power commander with wide band O2 sensor, with custom fuel map (tuned myself on a friends DYNO) to improve fueling across the entire rev range. From idle to about 6k RPMs it is a nice smooth power delivery, so riding in traffic is easy, and not twitchy like a lot of older bikes can be. From 6k to about 11k RPMs it pulls strong, from 11K to about 14,500 RPMs the bike tries to pull your arms off and will lift the front wheel at WOT. The redline is limited to 15,400 RPMs... anything higher then that, and I start to get valve float. Overall a really nice bike to ride, and while not the most powerful bike... it is far better "feeling" and looks amazing then pretty much anything else I have see for the money... If you want to see pictures of the bike MY IG: exmachina77

That scooter might be worth close to that, those old Vespas actuall have a 3 or 4 speed transmission that you shift by twisting the right grip. I think they are pretty neat.

You should do “it came from OfferUp” there are some terrible ads!!! Lololol

Plz Start riding again yammie

@_Greasyzoku_

5 жыл бұрын

Yammie Noob start on a scooter you’ll be fine

@kennysabbe6927

5 жыл бұрын

@@_Greasyzoku_ on a cheap vespa

@_Greasyzoku_

5 жыл бұрын

Kenny Sabbe even better one of those Chinese wannabe brands lol

@sparklauerei1

5 жыл бұрын

how about you actually start on a scooter for fun :D and do vlogs on it xD

@denniscrawford7745

5 жыл бұрын

No regard for his or anyone elses safety. No please never touch a bike again.

Enjoyed that. I like the old Daytona the best. When ya gonna start riding again?

That honda Translap’s headlight is a $500 light by itself lol

you should do a ride meet up. Not sure what part of the country you live in but id for sure come and id love to see all the Bush boys that come too. LOL. love your content.

Skip to 2:00 to actually start the video so you don't have him waist your time.

That was one sweet looking chopper! Yeah, I'm one of those!

on the first bike that's unrealistic in San Fran. he would be surrounded by guys like that trying to be the first one to run away.

Love San Fran and YAMMIE WHATTTT?????am I dead

Love your choice of background music, the sign of a complex person, in a good way.

Anyone get this in the recommended after Jakes video? Love the vids yammieboi keep it up

I was waiting for this! But ugh, San Fran? I hope you didn't get pozzed from browsing their classifieds.

Thats badass chopper i love it

Daddy Yammie : i love everything about this

Craig's List opens you to a world of the most unreliable ghost-prone people on the planet. Kinda like a dating site.

The Yamaha XT 750 three cylinder motorbyke is a true beauty.

Pittsburgh craigslist is fun. people selling the same over priced bikes for years. litterally a few bikes now have been for sale for 3 or more years. 🍻

Love the intro! 🤣

A co worker of mine has a Honda Transalp in touring spec. Pretty cool bike

The wheelie pic from the first listing is from a book from the early 90s, I have it somewhere.

800SS has the 800cc 2 valve aircooled motor from the monster line. That price is a steal if it includes the loafers and water bottle :D

Seus vídeos são muito bons, continue com esse ótimo senso de humor!!!

Can you make more content Noobie? I binged watched everything already. I’m ready for more buddy!

Loved the video... was distracted by the Fender in the background...

BMW does not make 4 cylinder boxers. But they made 4-in-line engines lying flat on the side

Yammie! Do Tulsa, Ok. next!?! 🏍👍😎🏍

New Yammie vids just take the edge off a bad day. 8.5/10

Wow i was looking at that 955i yesterday

Those Vespas aren't cheap but that price is almost retail! A guy in my building rides one.. he's had it for years with no tags. Not sure how he's been lucky for so long

I can see myself owning any of them (even the scooter) except the first one and that chopper lol

Yea you did it, thank you Yammie

Holy shit. What a great find with the first!

Your guitar and sychochopster are made for each other.

SO glad you didn't feature my FZR 400. It has glamour shots, a sick photo of me riding it, and a REALLY long description.

Yammie, only guy ive seen that can pull of a sandlot hat.

I like the 955i

Have you ever done a Pittsburgh one? Because yinzers and their bikes are just nuts!

This stuff is hilarious 😂

Good vidd keep it up

"Bag of tea"... 0_o

É isso ai Yammie, vc é o cara.

Chicago, next!

That rc51 though. . . The 60's called Adam West wants his bike back. . .

Got dam, them glasses are on point

I'm glad handy lube is making vids again

I got my 07 Ninja for $1500, with only 2600 miles on it. It was in excellent shape

Correction the BMW K-series has a inline 4 but it is essentially on its side and that is the reason why they are called the flying brick because it looks like a brick from the side

The first image is To show there’s no rust on it

the only way a person can get a bike for under $1000 in Alberta is if they put a riding-lawn-mower engine on a bicycle. and at that it is still $1500

it's yammie noob finally

Damn you went from San Francisco to Sacramento and ended up in San Diego.

Yo Yamms, we need to ride. I just moved to DFW, are you back in the saddle?

Do NOT buy a 1st gen transalp 600, and especially not one fucked up like that. Google what a transalp looks like stock and judge for yourself.

10:05 Looks like the old 60's BatMobile I like it :O!, 15:07 Not My Bag of Tea bwahahahaha!

I feel like just commenting on every one of Sweet Potato Yammy Yam’s Videos with just the most weird and nonsensical comments imaginable (like: Baked Potatoes are just handlebars; Moonshine is just purple banana peels; etc.).

Stable bro 👍🏼

it's ya boy it's ya child it's ya nooborn :) im dead

Me:I'm Afraid of YammieNoob. Therapist: YammieNoob isn't real, he cant hurt you. YammieNoob: Hi this is your favorite Clammy Dude and your bike is an abomination to god.

You need to make that your permanent intro

you should do central louisiana