Earlier: You cover up the farts by coughing loudly. 2020: You cover up the coughing by farting loudly.

@AnnaLiisaOG

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness. Best comment ever! I'm dying! 😂🤣😂🤣

@asiatontyyli420

4 жыл бұрын

fintux shut up

@fintux

4 жыл бұрын

@@asiatontyyli420 en!

@IAsyncEnumerable

4 жыл бұрын

This is gold :D

@varmakarma9020

4 жыл бұрын

@@asiatontyyli420 What's the matter with you? Had a bad day?

Nobody can teach us English as good and thorough as Ismo! Thanks a lot, dear Ismo!

@andymcneil7085

3 ай бұрын

Somebody needs to teach you English. Lol.

He is the first person to make me think about covering my farts. That had me laughing out loud. Such a funny guy.

OMG!! Pure genius. The best comics always take the most mundane aspects of life and make them larger than life, and there in is the humor!

Kiitos Ismo .... we need a global laugh right now.❤️🇫🇮❤️

@mikeymcmikeface5599

4 жыл бұрын

Kyllä!

@freielias5479

3 жыл бұрын

Niin hauska mies

ISMOOOOOO!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣 Brother we definitely could use more of these videos, please upload more. God bless you

I just came across your website today, a friend sent me the "Don't know Sh*t link from another source and I have watched it 5 times already. You Sir are the best. Thank you for what you do.

I actually always say "Bless you" when someone farts. And then they usually say "I wasn't sneezing", and to that I reply "I know". The levels of embarassement are just astonishing.

@mikeymcmikeface5599

4 жыл бұрын

Excellent.

@iliilil5761

4 жыл бұрын

Excellent.

@Z4cHPr0

4 жыл бұрын

Excellent

@0626love

4 жыл бұрын

Beyond excellent

@aikamoinend1367

4 жыл бұрын

incredible

I say "bless you" after farts. I think it's hilarious lol. People always give me a confused look, and I just laugh :D

@applepie443

4 жыл бұрын

I think we could get along very nicely :D

@chrisderrickson4066

4 жыл бұрын

Thescottallen...what the fuck ?!?

@thatoneguitarguy1507

4 жыл бұрын

I also do this!

@stevenkelby2169

4 жыл бұрын

Bless you.

@kieranharrison9283

3 жыл бұрын

Im gonna start saying that now🤣

But just like letters farts can be silent.

@richieoftampa994

4 жыл бұрын

Many farts are consonants in clustered bundles.

@schpeidermann

4 жыл бұрын

@@richieoftampa994 Farts are a way to communicate too!

@mv9787

4 жыл бұрын

Ismo should use that, silent farts 🤣

@Rappis2

4 жыл бұрын

That is called the agent. Silent but deadly

@chrisderrickson4066

4 жыл бұрын

God bless you !

This is why Ismo is my favourite.

I have a friend who responds to someone farting with 'well done, mate' and it never ceases to make me laugh because the person looks stricken but at the same time isn't sure whether it's meant as a compliment because she says it with such an innocent and enthusiastic tone! 😂

@orionhorizon71

Жыл бұрын

😂

@moola9070

11 ай бұрын

😂

@tonymaccaroni5744

7 ай бұрын

Hahaha 👍

@louiseevans5752

4 ай бұрын

WHEN I WAS IN ENGLAND, NEWCASTLE, THEY CALLED FARTS = WIND !

@theatester8092

4 ай бұрын

@@louiseevans5752 I'm in the Midlands in the UK and we also call it a variety of things - wind, trumping, fluffing, bum-squeaks and my favourite - treading on carpet frogs!

I remember that a Norwegian Rallycross champion witch didn't speak perfect English said after he been asked if is not afraid wile is driving as he replay: It's not the farts that kills, is the smell..... ( for those who doesn't know the Norwegian language "Fart"it means "speed" and "Smell" means "Crash" but mixed those 2 Languages like this it make it so fanny!!!! Love your humor ISMO! Ciao!!!!

Näitä on niin hauska katsoa uusintana vaikka milloin : ) Kiitos Ismo tuot piristystä videoillasi ja persoonana.

Oh, the observations...

Can you please release your english shows in full somewhere? just sell it like digital copies for like 10 bucks, i'd buy them all!

@mikeymcmikeface5599

4 жыл бұрын

Me two. [sic]

@blu4085

4 жыл бұрын

Probably no point for him to do that..The Finnish gov would snatch a 80% stake of it. You're not allowed to earn money in Finland.

@raafmaat

4 жыл бұрын

@@blu4085 hmmm... well, still better than the current situation where its not available anywhere! :(

@Piia2023

4 жыл бұрын

@@blu4085 he doesn't live in Finland... 🙄

@Simo6rm7

4 жыл бұрын

@@blu4085 80% wtf... Why

As usual, ISMO knocks it out of the park !!! Love me some ISMO !!!

(As a kid) I once farted so loud & long while visiting some friends of my parents in their apartment that my mother asked them if someone was drilling in the building. Noone appreciated my talent and the effort put into mimicking a drilling repair job being done in the flat above us so perfectly as to fool my own mother. I answered her: "No, that was me farting" and the mood got really awkward from there... Unfortunately this is a true story.

@wombat4191

4 жыл бұрын

I appreciate your skill. Hopefully you'll be able to let loose a drilling of that magnitude once more some day.

@jairdabrini

4 жыл бұрын

@@wombat4191 Maybe if I start on the lactose products again? Too bad there wasn't an achievement unlocked that I could put in my Curriculum Vitae.

@senecanzallanute4066

4 жыл бұрын

I do! And so did the Salerno School of Medicine, the oldest medical school in the world, when they wrote 'tuba culis, sanitas corporis' that is 'the trumpets of the butt are the health of the body'...

@felicitasandermann9926

2 жыл бұрын

@@senecanzallanute4066 OMG the only Salernitan academics I've got to know so far were overly polite, formal and stuck up, so it's really relieving to know some of them are more down to earth xD

I think I found another comedian to love. Yay

As a kid, my mom would tell me to say "excuse me" after I burp. One night, having dinner with some guests, I burped loudly and mom asked me what magic word to say. I said "Thank you"...

@hencytjoe

7 ай бұрын

Your mom is a cultured woman! Saying "excuse me" after a burp, especially if it's loud, is the least one should do. These etiquette rules are important lol. :')

I think it’s funny how easily Ismo can make americans laugh 😂 His jokes in english are funny but it’s the finnish ones that actually make me laugh out loud and that’s probably because it’s his first language and cultural differences etc but still, come on, fart jokes? 😂

@a.w.3772

Жыл бұрын

His Finnish accent, Finnish social awkwardness, and hesitations between words add to the humor in English!

Please come to Toronto My friend from Finland introduced me to your stuff & I can't wait for each new post!!

Good as always!

O, man! It's not the first time I'm seeing this, and I almost fell of the chair.

you are brilliant my friend! I applaud you

Fantastic !

We need ISMO on JRE

Comedy geniussss I am laughing like hell 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks Ismo, I had to laugh so hard I farted. BTW, we used to cough to cover up a fart, but during Covid we learned to fart to cover up a cough.

Genius!!Love-it😂😂😂😂

This video editing is on point !

Remember to fart in your sleeve.

Utterly superb.

This is just incredibly funny I can't stop laughing

I say “bless you” to everything. Sneezes, coughs, hiccups, farts.

@robertm3561

Жыл бұрын

LOL!

You know a lot of viruses have a lot of coughing and sneezing, but I hope the next pandemic that comes around causes people to fart so we can die laughing.

Ismo impersonating the Finnish grandmother some of us have at 1:26 with the way he said, "God bless you."

Thanks Ismo, you made covid seem a little further away today.

And bless you for posting a new video! Hopefully we'll see a special soon..

@Mister_NO.

4 жыл бұрын

@bssni touir Haven't heard of him, i'll check it out, thanks.

I'm dead. This guy is my favorite, him and Anthony jeselnik

@Koreviking

3 жыл бұрын

Jeselnik is boring af.

Hyvää settie jälleen kerran. 5/5

Ismo for a new president of W.H.O.

ISMO is hilarious 🤣🤣 🤣🤣

Sadly at the moment farts are definitely way better than coughs...

@PeterOlin

4 жыл бұрын

:D

@epicon6

4 жыл бұрын

Oh wow you noticed that. Congratulations.

@mv9787

4 жыл бұрын

Same came to my mind too 😔

@oosinc

4 жыл бұрын

@Will Pack good question

@Taskuvesku

4 жыл бұрын

I would take atleast 5 farts in my mouth than corona virus. Even 6 farts if i'm drunk!

Sopii hetkeen!

Mr President is an expert, he gives lessons every day in Washington

Cleverest bumbling fool ever. Absolutely brilliant.

In my family when somebody farts we say God bless you. 😅

So good! LOL!!!

my papa learned me to say this when somebody farts: if that was dry you were lucky 💨

I farted from laughing so hard! 😂

@wellthen...1539

2 жыл бұрын

"their name and, what the fuck" ;)

@HaecceitasQuidditas

2 жыл бұрын

The opposite also happens. Sometimes people laugh because they fart so hard. But is there a potential for an unstoppable chain reaction if both of those things happen to the same person?

Nowadays you'll get death stare if you sneeze or cough.

So funny! I'm crying.

The older I get I am afraid to fart for fear it might be something else.

You are king of clean comedy

@Turmootti

3 жыл бұрын

clean?

Thank you

he got a point

Love how you break the english language apart.. to pieces.. and then some!!

I love Ismo's humor! Okay, I'm also Finnish and Finnish humor is special.

This is making me ponder purchasing those charcoal underwear

Taas laadukasta niinkuin yleensä.

Aahh, the ol' Ice House in Pasadena. A well known place for famous comedians to make their start in comedy.

Oh please give me a link to a full show. This guy is funnier than all other comedians put together. PLEASE!!!!! WHERE TO SEE?????

Before covid: cough to cover the fart. Mid covid: fart to cover the cough

Now farting would be way much nicer and better than a cough or sneezing... We will miss the days when people say bless you after a sneeze.. Now if you sneeze they will say Fuck You! 😂

I say bless you when someone farts, coughs or sneezes, really for any bodily function. It’s funny to see people’s reactions when I say it for anything other than a sneeze

"Silently but deathly"

Farts are worse than cough. *COVID* : challenge accepted

Ismo: A fart is worse than a cough. Me: Not these days!

just learned about this guy - very funny indeed. his presentation technique is pretty similar to that of Victor Borge I think

* Tosia siis Arto Lauri KZread massiivinen kanava tilaukseen. Siis tosiaan itselle ja kavereille myös.

🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

Moar!!!

MY DAD USE TO SAY WHEN WE WERE KIDS IF WE WERE ABOUT TO FART "JUST NIP IT !" =DO IT QUIETLY.

"Farts are worse than coughs" Are you sure about that?

Neroin koomikko Suomessa 👍

@wombat4191

4 жыл бұрын

Todellakin. Ismoon verrattuna ehkä Suomen toisiks suosituin koomikko, Sami Hedberg ei osaa muuta kun hassuja ilmeitä ja ääniä ja keskinkertasta teini-ikäsiin vetoavaa huumoria.

The only funny guy in Finland 😜🤪

By simply measuring decibels, you can easily tell which girl from the audience farts the most

Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

absolutely mate lol

the video felt like you really farted on stage 🤣

@Pentti_Hilkuri

4 жыл бұрын

If you got a smell that might have been me, sorry.

@madhuryachetia798

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pentti_Hilkuri thanks for clarifying mate, the fart police from finland are on their way to fartcuff you to firson

@timomastosalo

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's why he has this joke available. When the need arises...

Hilariously funny

Make it longer . Do a special

Can't stop laughing....

Hahaha dude xD

It feels better to lift the leg up

I just remembered! In Germany, driving on the Autobahn!!! Exit was "Ausfahrt" We laughed so hard we cried.

I remember when they heard a fart it was "Barking Spiders"

😂

Tää oli taas hyvä. Miksei pieruja peitetä kädellä? Sepä se ihmisten käyttäytymiset on aika ihmeellisiä ja tämäkin varmaan tuhansia vuosia tehty noin eli käsi suun eteen yskäistessä. Mulle on tehty näitä nyrkkipieruja. Pieraistaan käteen ja viedään jonkun naaman eteen. Onneksi vaan lapsuudessa Ha ha.

@MinimiMax

4 жыл бұрын

Koska pierut ei levitä tauteja. Sen aivastuksen ja yskän peittämisen idea on juurikin se että mitä pöpöjä sieltä lähteekään niin ne ei pääsisi lentämään minnekään.

@kipponi

4 жыл бұрын

@@MinimiMax Lähdettä ettei pierut levitä tautia? Lavantautia tai norovirusta? Voi tietysti olla, että pitää ripuloida housuihin ensin.

@kipponi

4 жыл бұрын

@@MinimiMax Lähdettä ettei pierut levitä tautia? Lavantautia tai norovirusta? Voi tietysti olla, että pitää ripuloida housuihin ensin. Vitsi on silti hauska.

Assmo strikes again

The really polite way to fart is you cover your a__ with a bathroom.

I was expecting him to make the joke about how he it used to be so that he has to cough to hide his farts, but nowadays he has to fart to hide his coughs.

God bless you?!😂😂😂😂

Ei Saatana

@mikeymcmikeface5599

4 жыл бұрын

Ei niin. Ismo!

@timomastosalo

4 жыл бұрын

Totta - tää on Ismo

Ismo on lihonnu

LMAO !

Bless me? My ass!

I farted in an elevator filled with coworkers once. That was wrong on so many levels.

@likkidixx

Жыл бұрын

Who doesn't

I think Ismo has changed his mind about farts and coughs, which one is worse... 🦠