Giving the woman who starred in the biggest Indiana Jones flop of all time any control over the Laura Croft movie is peak Hollywood out of touch.

@Treblaine

19 күн бұрын

"And Phoebe Waller Bridge wept for there were no more franchises left to blunder."

RIP Lara Croft

Yes. Everything she touches, dies.

@carlosrivas1629

23 күн бұрын

screw you, hater going to hate.

Fleabag being involved is the kiss of death for ANY project.

She's a facsimile of Kathleen Kennedy, only younger. And equally creatively toxic.

@terencejones9044

16 күн бұрын

Fleabag????? More like D -bag to me!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tomb Raider only lives in the Tomb Raider Level Editor games made from the source material that came before Crystal Dynamics.

McCoy: It’s dead, Jim.

It's okay we still have Angelina Jolie's Lara Croft. We have to treat Lara Croft like Star Wars, James Bond, and Indiana Jones and just ignore all the new slop dropping.

@johnthomas77704

23 күн бұрын

Exactly.

@terencejones9044

16 күн бұрын

Yep!!!! Because I sure am ignoring this sloppy woke garbage!!!!!!

I’m surprised she didn’t try to cast herself in the lead role!

@hammerofscience534

24 күн бұрын

Even she is too sexy, they need a Steve Buschemi type.

The mole.... molely mole mole! 😂

@rockys201

25 күн бұрын

Yep, it's pretty fucking ugly, isn't it?

@TheSleepLes

24 күн бұрын

It is….THERE!

I'm perplexed. They produce something that loses hundreds of millions and are rewarded by producing something else with an equivalent budget. I'm almost sure that company decisions and economics didn't work like this in the past.

Fleabag Waller destroys everything.

@terencejones9044

16 күн бұрын

She's more lethally contagious than Rappaccini's daughter!!!!!!

We need the equivalent of "short selling" for movies! Like, literally bet against it! I'll take the under on woke tomb raider!!!

No to this bird lady with the moley mole

They love Phoebe because she's an actual woman from the real world who has an actual videogame ESG compliant face but in real life.

@jodargoofmaztica5071

25 күн бұрын

Wow, epic burn!

Has anyone else noticed Phoebe looks like Dobby from the Harry Potter movies?

@user-ws3qp7ln3x

24 күн бұрын

She looks like the Kidcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Its already a failing ip but yep this will destroy it.

I would like to know what kind of dirt does Phoebe wallabridge has on everybody?

She's killed James Bond, Star Wars, Indiania Jones, and now Tomb Raider. I'm pulling for her to destroy Pirates of the Carribean next!

The flea is circling the carcass of Tomb Raider 😳

Geez!😱 That first picture of Fleabag really does resembles a Grim Reaper!

Wallaby-Ridge: "Contract accepted" *preps garrote*

This vid should just have the word YES in big flashing letters. I would not trust pheebs to open an envelope without ripping it to bits.

Poob's entire big movie career is based on her being Kennedy's proxy for herself. She's her "looks like me" self-insert and gets everything KK wants to imagine herself in.

She isn't Poobe she is Fleabag and that is more fitting as anything she infects ends up much worse off and would have been better if it was just deloused of the Fleabag. Take Indy or even Solo, wouldn't both of those movies be better off if someone did a "deloused cut" that removed Fleabag from the movie?

You have some of the best takes on KZread.

It’s early yet, don’t give up hope, it may get canceled.

Nice rant, solid points all around 👍🏿

Did everybody forget tomb raider 2018? The ip is already broken.... The flea is actually making a sequel in line with the preivious movie😅

A very interesting video, thank you. I also appreciate the jacket.

D.O.A.

Please, God NOOOOOooooooo!!!

Yeah Jeff! Tell it like it is!

Damn well said, Jeff!

PeWB, the anti-Midas.

Thank god the Evercade release will have the uncut originals.

I bought one of your Wokebusters Perks when it was still available on Indigogo; will I still get it, or do I have to now buy it on your new campaign?

Phoebe Waller Bridge is playing Lara Croft!!

Im going to love not watching this show and watching the KZread trashing it instead lol.

I wish people in tv and film even cared what we think, but I feel we’re doomed to this shit for some time…

NO! NO, MAKE IT STOP!

Pretty much everything in this video applies to every other franchise being abused these days, Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel, Dr. Who, and sooooo many others.

Any movie she's in becomes a victim of woke. I'm surprised she still gets work after her recent movies have bombed because of her.

I wouldn't worry, modern Lara will be her victim but she is a different character from classic Lara so the damage done won't hurt the original and modern Lara is already a wreck so it doesn't matter what Phoebe does to her.

I just finished playing the 2013 game again after many years (the one where Lara moans a lot and is accompanied by a character of Big Bang Theory) and man, for all its faults (mainly Lara never embracing a more deterministic and purposeful desire to raid tombs) it shows we didn't really knew how good we had it.

God bye LARA!!!! ITS OVER!!!!

I heard PWB has cast dylan avery as the new Lara Croft...

It's incredible how many opportunities Square (Enix) WASTED when it owned the 'Tomb Raider' IP. Why wasn't there a 'Tomb Raider' anime? Why wasn't Lara Croft a playable character in a 'Final Fantasy' game, with the exception of a mobile game few people even remember? Why couldn't Lara wield a gunblade from 'Final Fantasy VIII', or a buster sword from 'Final Fantasy VII', in a 'Tomb Raider' game? We could've had a non-woke Lara Croft. But Square (Enix) dropped the ball, and never picked it up before the 'Tomb Raider' IP was sold to the idiots now turning Lara Croft into Kathleen Kennedy II.

5:49 And that's why I like this channel. Only children scream to get their points across.

"Tomb Raider": Another Dumpster Fire from Amazon Prime. Does Amazon have enough ESG and DEI money to keep this up until people stop buying their merchandise?

I sure hope not

Anything PWB is involved in … I REJECT !

There are many creative people who can work wonders with a minimal budget but fail when given unlimited funds. Nothing wrong with that. PWB is one of these people. She should stick to projects that she can tell her personal story.

Of course she will be.

Reverse Midas' Touch. Everything they touch turns to sh!t.

Well, I gotta tell you, I’m definitely looking forward… to not watching another Holly woke movie or TV series. The crazy thing about Amazon is they play cat and mouse with the consumers trying to sneak one past you with the agenda. Either way, It’s OK too, revisit some older movies and reminisce and so that’s what I’ll do

Who cares about this IP? Tomb Raider was already woke Indiana Jones. Let her have it.

Oh no! Not again! Might as well build cruise liner and name her TITANIC. Who has the money to just throw away? To think this is a good idea? Slow motion head on crash coming up!

1:20 they say that bile while they currently invade japan to ruin the creative freedom of anime and related media.

Ugly Lara means the hardest flop in movie history. Making the claim here.

Lara Croft is the latest addition to the Phoebeverse, a growing mole on Hollywood's butt.

😂 11:08

Why are they giving this woman movie roles in iconic franchises??????? Beause Hollywood 's too damn Woke!!!!!!!!

Love your takes on everything well done

Poob that's funny

How does Ms Waller Bridge keep getting hired to work on projects that she's just not suited for? Am I missing something?

@marathiboi96

23 күн бұрын

she's related to some aristocrats and married to a real good director, not to mention fleabag is hit with women

She didn’t destroy Bond. Was one of the best bond made. I think she will do a great job.

@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852

20 күн бұрын

I guess someone has to like her. good on you.

She's going to make Lara obnoxious and annoying self insert, copy and paste of her character in Indiana Jones.

I wish they'd just stop making new movies completely.

Yes. She will destroy Lara. C'mon guys, this is not even a good challenge.

Nope

Phoebe Waller Bridge presents Woke Raider. Lara Croft will be a black trans woman.

🤢🤮🤮🤮😵‍💫

Does PWB have the Epstein files or something? Its the only explanation for how she keeps getting work!

Yup. Her only claim to acting fame was playing a washed up narcissist with delusions of grandeur and a drinking problem. Probably a self insert.

RIP Lara Croft😢😢😢 This movie is going to be COMPLETE BULL💩💩💩💩😡😡😡😡

no one cares anymore.

It will suck. It will be woke. It will flop. It's rinse and repeat like all the other beloved characters and franchises in this DEI/WOKE era.

Oh Great. Lara Fleabag Waller Bridge.

RIP Lara Croft