Imagine being the spirit of an ancient warrior of an usurper god and getting kicked to death by a bald guy in a dress

@thebonfireofgains

9 күн бұрын

Undead nuts

@MomosuzuNenechi

9 күн бұрын

MAD FOOKEN LAD BRUV

@aarons6935

9 күн бұрын

@@MomosuzuNenechi Relatable. Got beaten by a femboy.

Receiving chocolate cake and instinctively stuffing it in your mouth, then immediately regretting it is depressingly relateable..

@Reflexzzzz

9 күн бұрын

Sadly Unguided could not have their cake AND eat it

@juhbellz

9 күн бұрын

the fall of man

He just brute forced 2 diamonds like it was nothing. What a legend

@connormcgowan7857

9 күн бұрын

The next two might be even better. Iirc the shadow one will be quite the fun one to watch him do.

Casually kicks Fareed to death. Legend.

@Wise_That

9 күн бұрын

He's so hot that just holding the weapon I used to hit him is unbearable.... I'll just kick him instead. Amazing.

@user-mj5zd3he8g

9 күн бұрын

The wiki basically says that melee is impossible without the gloves. So good.

The PTSD from legends quest every time you need to figure something vague out is hilarious

@Siks7Ate9

8 күн бұрын

It was especially obvious when he ate the chocolate cake and was like wait fkkkk.

"I've never made a cake before" The cook in lumbridge would be in tears if he heard you

@AlienFoodage

9 күн бұрын

Hahaha oh god I completely forgot 😂

@uncle_ghosty

7 күн бұрын

@@AlienFoodage To be fair, you are just providing him the ingredients and are not actually baking the cake yourself

@NovanityHB

6 күн бұрын

Don't forget the cake of guidance which is literally just a regular cake but filled with GUIDANCE

Ah yes, defeating an ancient diamond guard with a pair of wingy boots, white robes, and hopes and prayers. As the legends foretold.

@Salsmachev

9 күн бұрын

If they ever do create a full alternate prayer list, it should be called hopes.

@illmaso786

6 күн бұрын

As written!!

22:16 "And by killing them, we're making them happy?" So good.

@InconspicuousStranger

9 күн бұрын

You've got the right Idea. I'll meet you somewhere snowy

I like how he made the connection between dunstan and the spiked boots instantly

2:44 "Oh my cat just grew up!" I thought there was going to be a jumpcut and you were standing in the same spot but with Death Runes in your inventory and no cat

@Siks7Ate9

8 күн бұрын

I wonder howmany death runes he has at this point haha.

Man really kicked an iconic quest boss to death. He's unstoppable.

When he says he's gonna do some woodcutting and the next clip he's rocking prospectors in the wc guild 👌

@MeanderingSlacker

9 күн бұрын

Do you think he's going to figure out lumberjack? It's a weird drop in a weird minigame of weird events

@bannedthricelol8799

9 күн бұрын

@@MeanderingSlacker There's also the other, much more wasteful but much easier to spot, way to obtain the set

@OttoIncandenza

9 күн бұрын

@@bannedthricelol8799forestry right?

@stupiddoginprofilepicture

9 күн бұрын

@@OttoIncandenzaI think temple trekking

@duck13x76

9 күн бұрын

It's called fashionscape, learn it

TIL you can actually smash the parents ice instead of having to use a fire spell on it

@nickp3836

9 күн бұрын

He might be the first person ever to both smash the ice with a d mace and then kick the smoke dungeon boss to death. Can’t wait to see what bizarre way he comes up with to get the other two 😅

@aircatcher6891

9 күн бұрын

I remember doing it as a kid and needing a pickaxe

@DanielHatchman

9 күн бұрын

Yeah I bashed the ice block too. So classic. What's the intended strat for the smoke boss? Are you meant to use magic?

@Vespolar

9 күн бұрын

@@DanielHatchman you are supposed to wear ice gloves to stop him from unequipping the weapon

@axion3979

9 күн бұрын

​@@DanielHatchman pretty sure its ice gloves, 99% of the time, anything to do with heat in osrs is solved by ice gloves

I just wanna say that "the diamond of blood is probably the smoky one" made me burst out laughing for some reason

I just realized, for the parents to find the ice diamond in the snow is pretty remarkable

Man encounters a troll frozen in a block of ice.. the game tells him he needs to find a way to shatter it.. .. "I can't use a chocolate cake here, can i?!"

@OmniNKay

9 күн бұрын

It’s what this game does to us. After 2 logical attempts we try everything in the inventory.

@josh9289

9 күн бұрын

Man has some Stockholm syndrome going on

@StzaJack

9 күн бұрын

This shit made me laugh in a way I don't usually do when watching YT on my own

casually mining next to trawler is laughing in josh's face i swear lol

@Tewma

8 күн бұрын

I guess that's the difference between gaming and not gaming!

@civilservant9528

8 күн бұрын

@@Tewma there's also a difference between a chinese gamer called gaming-ling and gay-mingling

@SweetPeteInTheBackSeat

8 күн бұрын

- guy who's hearing about these joke things for the first time

Not only did you make it through the smoke dungeon on the first try barely within the timer, but I had no idea you could attack him barehanded! This series continues to blow my mind.

@TheRileyg98

9 күн бұрын

He had so much damn time, I remember needing stams

I'm glad you managed to see a player when using the mirrors. You could always see a bunch of people in canifis!

This series has quickly become my favorite osrs series ever

kicking fareed while flicking genuinely made me so happy lmao

@mayorofjoliet

9 күн бұрын

Simultaneously peak combat skill and peak noobery

@WH40KHero

9 күн бұрын

@@mayorofjoliet He noobed so hard it turned right arround to being pro!

Gotta love that being in the desert means you take heat damage unless drinking water, but a volcano? Nah, you're all good.

Good Guy Alien Food: Inventory full up if he sources the bones from outside of the desert, doesn't want to kill a bandit to use a local's bones in the spells

@seanthebluesheep

9 күн бұрын

Imagine how messed up that would be. You ask someone for bones, assuming it's obvious you mean chicken bones or maybe something from a desert lizard nearby, but instead you see the guy rock up at the bottom of the hill and kill your neighbour, then flense his legs so he can bring you some femurs.

Not just buying 2 shanty passes to drop items and come back in to bank for 1 trip is peak unguided

@aydenmorris762

9 күн бұрын

I was hoping someone had already commented this

@DanielHatchman

9 күн бұрын

You can get 28 items through the shanty pass? Or no?

@DanielHatchman

9 күн бұрын

Oh by taking it across, dropping and returning. I just fully believed him!

@Luke-2153

9 күн бұрын

He could have just noted everything an unnoted it using tiles I believe in the general store as well haha

@selkokieli843

8 күн бұрын

I believe Eblis accepts notes these days anyways, which kinda makes sense since there's the unnoter guy in his village 🤔😁

Learning to pray flick on the go just to avoid going to a bank and grabbig the ice gloves. Absolute Cinema

@Rob_Ferreira

9 күн бұрын

No way he would have figured out needing ice gloves

@Ichigoeki

9 күн бұрын

An absolute anime moment of the protag learning a core "mechanic" by being thrown off the cliff/into a losing battle =D

@JM-mg4el

9 күн бұрын

Kino*

Fighting Fareed unarmed! I'm dying! Absolutely amazing. Also, very impressed you beat Kamil on your first try. He was my bane as a kid playing unguided in ye olden times.

Nice work on the ice diamond. That section is generally considered the hardest of the four to get. Already hyped for the next part :)

@Lichtkrieger13

9 күн бұрын

I think the circumstances around the ice diamond are the hardest while the boss is the easiest. I hate the blood boss for example

@dethkruzer

9 күн бұрын

@@Lichtkrieger13 Kamil can be pretty challenging too with his freezing shenanigans. Although, I suppose that, for an unguided series, even the fight that is considered the easiest can turn out challenging.

@WH40KHero

9 күн бұрын

@@Lichtkrieger13 I remember the blood boss having me on the ropes during this quest constantly.

I believe that this playthrough actually IS the authentic RS experience. The game was created back in the day where information was still slow to spread and players were expected to solve the puzzles using in game information and word of mouth only. There also wasn't a hyper-fixation amongst players towards efficiency.

TIL you can add a whole chocolate bar to a cake to make it chocolate. I'd have definitely thought you'd need chocolate dust

I was here for the community post but I'm happy to see the heron in video. The base rate to get a heron from aerial fishing is a 1 in 636,833. Very very lucky! :)

Great episode! Kicking down the smoke guy! Didn't see that 1 coming, but it was fun

Using the chocolate cake on the block of ice is the highlight of this series so far! Keep up the smashing work.

Absolute madlad kicking the smoke guy to death. I'm so keen to see you take on the blood and shadow diamonds. Peak KZread content right here.

@AlienFoodage

9 күн бұрын

Lool, sometimes you just gotta power through and kick a boss to death 😂 Thank you so much for the incredibly kind donation! The support is greatly appreciated as usual

I am in disbelief you got the Ice Diamond using only melee and no Fire spells.

@jivyajinn4144

9 күн бұрын

He made it look so easy. I've been stressed going through that section every time I've been there lol.

@plok742

9 күн бұрын

The quest guides have been exaggerating their importance

At 6:25, I just kept saying "Drop the bones!!, then just kill a bandit for them" Would of saved ya a few minutes. Also, great series.

@exantiuse497

9 күн бұрын

You can bring the stuff noted too

@nlrs6212

9 күн бұрын

my idea was to use the drop trick buy 2passes go in drop a item go out take another item than when you go back in pick up the first item you dropped but your way is much easier ngl

@dylananderson3717

9 күн бұрын

@@exantiuse497 he prolly dont read these but no tips!

@EresirThe1st

9 күн бұрын

He could’ve just used Nardah bank lol

@lward53

9 күн бұрын

He coulda just went in, dropped some of the stuff then came out also

Seeing you fight Fareed without ice gloves was awesome!!

that guy who unnotes stuff in the bandit camp you found last episode coulda helped save a trip :) also love kicking as a solution instead of wearing ice gloves to keep your weapon on lol

Sticking in and kicking the boss to death was a ballsy move. Wp.

I stayed up just to be here at upload!

@AlienFoodage

9 күн бұрын

My bro!!! Thank you so much for the incredibly generous donation. The support is so appreciated. I the ep was worth staying up for

The absolute best OSRS series on YT at the moment. We need MOAR.

I kid you not I was on the previous episode while at work, so sad I was finishing my binge of your series and then BAM. New upload🙏 You truly are a saint

Genuinely believe that this is the best series on youtube

Ten seconds in and what a rollercoaster of emotions already man. “19 years ago? Wow Alien Food is old! I was…oh…10 years old at that time…I started playing RuneScape around the same time…I’M OLD!” Why do you do this to us haha

The first thing Lil Guy ate was an Troll Child 🤔 Call the bird Avian Dude

This series is so awesome. Locking in for the lazy flick kick to death is just content you don't get anywhere else and I wouldn't have it any other way

This is such an incredible series! I really hope you finish all the quests

just finished watching the other ones like 5 mins ago, clutch upload. love the series!

lmao the guy kicking Fareed to death rather than maging it up xD king shit

I love the content! This is my favorite osrs series by far. Went back to the beginning and watched the entire thing from the start until the most recent episode. I can't wait to see the future progression on the series!

This is my favorite quest series. This is the stuff I would have had to figure out as a kid years ago. Fantastic series! It feels comfy and is a ton of fun to watch!

I really hope that that thing that can show up during desert treasure (being intentionally vague here) shows up during this playthrough, just to see his reaction.

In case it comes up again with the full inventory at Shantay Pass, you can take the pass, go through, drop a few things to make inventory space, go back through, grab your other stuff and a new pass and be able to fit the full inventory in one go rather than having to go to your destination and travel all the way back to get those extra few items :)

@pauld1429

9 күн бұрын

For this particular case, he could have killed an ugthanki camel or a bandit for normal bones

@Moothead2

9 күн бұрын

@@pauld1429 For this particular case he could have just noted the items.

@pauld1429

9 күн бұрын

​@@Moothead2 I didn't think of that but good point! There's that guy that unnotes stuff in the bandit camp.

Love this series! it's so genuine, and feels like we're just playing along with you!

I cry at all of your intros; you have a beautiful knack for emotive storytelling.

Hell yes. More Unguided. I do kind of miss the "Welcome Back" to start off the episode (there's something so... warm about it), but this is good content as always!

Just binged your entire series. By far, hands down, my absolute favorite series on KZread, and I watch a lot of content. Thank you for helping me relive my childhood as well as learning more lore that I skipped over. So hyped for the future of this series.

Looooove this series! Hope you know that. I literally look forward to your uploads; such an awesome series to follow. Very fun, actually allows you to think about the quests and not just click click click through them. Bravo, my brother :P

This is the most relatable series ever. Runescape doesn't need nostalgia anymore but you embody the memories of first finding the game

Love this series, and ur an excellent commentator & narrator for the journey. Hope ur still having fun making & editing them as it is watching them.

Perfect video to watch after 8 beers and terrible feeling

This series is GOATED Im impatiently waiting for the next episode!

I randomly found this series and I love it, it is fun and entertaining + love to see how you should actually do quests not just mindless next next... keep up the great work I really wanna see you get to the quest cape!

Every single time I think I can't like this series more, the video ends by kicking a boss to death. This is genuinely one of the greatest series of all time.

I think this was my favorite episode yet! You're actually getting so good at this game despite not being able to use guides. Plus i was laughing so much at all the little quirks along the way. You're like a drunkard stumbling his way through life by sheer luck and tenacity.

You're stats were probably so goddamn low trying to smash that Ice with no pots I can't believe you hit at all Then you go from that to elite gamer mode vs Fareed, what a legend

We all know the logs can be noted when giving them over but ofc you wouldn’t know that without a guide but you could have banked the spell runes, bought a pass and dropped like five items. Came back for the stuff in your bank , pick back up your stuff. I love this series man we all just want to help you but also love watching you flounder around wasting so much time because it’s entertaining lol.

Just so you know, you are honestly one of my favorite osrs content creators. Idk what it is but you just have this comfy vibe to you that's perfect to listen to as I'm winding down after a long day. Thank you for the content!

@Siks7Ate9

8 күн бұрын

Most likely it's his way of storytelling, that's it for me at least. Its his incredibly calm yet funny and sometimes ranty way of telling you his story and the lore of the quest

@LeereLeere

8 күн бұрын

@@Siks7Ate9 honestly

I was here expecting it to be 2 episodes per diamond, not 2 diamonds in per episode! You'll have those ancient magicks in no time!

10:24 thats so cool that u can see players and examine them from so far away

The weekend doesn't begin until unguided uploads lets goooo

This was great. You're killing it.

And the backlog is over. Back to waiting fir a new episode. This series is absolutely brilliant!

Let's goooooo!!! Love this series!!

I freaking loved the kick definition to foreshadow that epic boss battle! 😂

This was a particularly good episode. I enjoyed hearing you thinking out loud and your paranoia about the chocolate cakes and such was hilarious

Honestly you smashed that ice section so easily I'm super impressed. I remember watching slayermusiqs guide back in 2015 when I first did and taking heaps of food, super restores and gear to kill the boss. You made it look really easy. I was super stressed during that whole section the first time I went there.

The cat is the best running theme of the entire series

I love that you chronicle teleported and STILL ran to the east side Varrock mine instead of the one next to Champions' 🤭

This content is second only to the king, Settled. Loving this series so much 👍🏼 Im predicting 5 episodes to finish DT1..

@Siks7Ate9

8 күн бұрын

Honestly I'm even more invested into this serie at this point than I am at lowlife109. Not saying I don't like settled of his series, butI just absolutely love stories. This unguided just gives me more stories;)

@jakepayne3327

8 күн бұрын

@@Siks7Ate9 you no what i actually agree… Im well invested into Lowlife but was probably more into his Tileman/Swampletics.. but hes the goat still right

@Siks7Ate9

8 күн бұрын

@jakepayne3327 yeah nightmare mode seems more impressive due to the accomplishment of not taking damage but has a lot less story to write. Yeah once it ends the story is insane but maybe less so if he doesn't succeed.

what a freaking journey dude. This is like Lord of the Rings-level adventuring. Very impressive.

Love hearing the intro about your RuneScape past and seeing the fishing bag side quest. Feel free to include your lore and side quest adventures again!

Keep it up, love seeing you have fun :)

Because of this series, I made a new Runescape account with the goal of getting a quest cape. Havnt played in 5 years. Prior to that short month of playing when mobile came out, hadn't played since 2009

Just finished the episode, absolute legend kicking your way to victory 😂

you miss some visuals like the ice path cause you have roofs turned off, theres a plugin that only disables roofs that your mouse hovers over it's really nice

You are blowing up, and this series deserves it!

“Maybe these trolls are sad and by killing them im making them happy..?”😂😂

Yo I left a silly comment at first but I just wanted to say that this series is absolutely dope and really takes me back to those days I spent as a kid wandering around Gielinor without a clue what I was doing. I remember having to phone your friends on their house phone to ask if they were getting on… simpler times Genuinely some of the dopest memories! Thanks for capturing that magic bro

Another banger from the King

i still remember being so new to the game, i freaked out when some guy in draynor showed me a rune full helm.. i completely lost it, the memories omg

My dude, I just got back into the game thanks to this awesome series. I'm also cracking on with challenges they I've never had the skill (or balls) to do, like RFD, desert treasure. I'm going a bit faster than you are 😂 but I'm using the wiki and the occasional KZread video. Good luck with your journey, man. Subscribed!

You captured an audiance of people to watch you quest and most of us hate questing lol this game is a fkn trip

Kicking Fareed down really was some gaming. Amazing work here overall!

This series is great, maybe show some of the more normal stuff like the daily farming grind etc

another banger from this individual

That was the funniest way I've ever seen anyone do the smoke dungeon lmao.

I never knew there was a slayer area for dust devils in the smoke dungeon. Thanks for that info

My guy really kicked the fire boss to death before thinking of ice gloves

Best episode yet. ❤️

kicking fareed to death is ICONIC, best episode so far