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Welcome to another very close asmr video where I whisper you all the secret stuff to make you live the longest, or just sleep the most, or just drool on your hand while sleeping or just change oil in your engine, as you wish I can do.
I know you have already prepared 8bags of rice, each bag weighting exactly one bag of rice. With all those calculations out of the way we can stand in a way of more important things, like the hole in your pants when you tried to bend in a wrong direction. Its ok it happens to all of us that don't do a happy rain dance when we are in need of some proper hug from Sodium-vapor lamp that make us sleep like babies even that we don't even think about it anymore. But its really like that. Don't be worried of making some heel spins around your center, but make sure its geometrical center, not center of mass since that can mess up your calculations and you can end up spinning into the earth core making all the remaining frontalbrokenteeth flips impossible or almost undoable. So if you managed to make out with that light before burning your tongue to oblivion you are all free to go and run towards your favorite fridge to unplug it from wall so that you can plug your least favorite fork into that socket and expect your unfavorite human to bjutifly fly back to the bed. now all shaky and ready for a bedtime story BBQ with a smell of burned hair between your eyebrows we can peacefully sleep, but right before we get up and slap that annoying neighbor that you haven't seen since last shovelbonk. make it clear for him that its not the first and not the last time. he should known better. good night and wonderful dreams full of no neighbors, just me, even if we are neighbors.... good morning tomorrow
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me talking to the food in the microwave so it heats up faster
@hiilikem
Ай бұрын
i'm dead 💀😭😭😭
@user-sy6kq7ww4j
Ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣😂
@lunosunuz
Ай бұрын
He liked it 😭😭
@JayDe2k6
Ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭
I feel like he's gonna kiss me and I don't know how to feel about it...
@__Marielle__
Ай бұрын
Well I don't mind 😂
@thecloudof98
Ай бұрын
@@__Marielle__ im with you😂
@zwiebeldogs
Ай бұрын
Ya but he's gonna kiss you on the eye
@yazdan018
Ай бұрын
Feel gay
@egelidos
Ай бұрын
Just enjoy the feeling😊😊
the next video will be from inside his mouth ahaha, cant wait to listen to this one
@easyASMR
Ай бұрын
already gluing my microscope to a camera 🤣
@Segal231
Ай бұрын
thats a GREAT idea!
@bababooey_17
Ай бұрын
It's gonna be like this episode of the Magic School Bus where they went inside one of the boys' body 😅
@jayl.6126
Ай бұрын
@@bababooey_17 that just unearthed a memory ... didn't one of the students start talking to the boy with a megaphone or something to not eat her cookie? lol
03:24 "stop kissing. you damage your screen" LOL
@Silvia-hr1wr
Ай бұрын
Ahahahah I had to rewind the video multiple times to read it LOL
@xBlueDiamond
Ай бұрын
me too lol@@Silvia-hr1wr
@aminahamino
Ай бұрын
how did u even catch that i had to play it slower 😭😭
@easyASMR
Ай бұрын
man you need to upgrade your eyes to vision 120Hz 🧐
i need part two,and part three of these.ITS VERY IMPORTANT WE GET MORE
@Alwayshungryandtired
Ай бұрын
This is part 3 and he keeps getting closer and closer and I think we're about to be eaten for part 4 grab your umbrella!
@Alwayshungryandtired
Ай бұрын
Ps if I missed one someone pls let me know how long ago it was posted ❤ tysm
@AndresMorenov
Ай бұрын
@@Alwayshungryandtiredlol 😂
@AndresMorenov
Ай бұрын
@@Alwayshungryandtired😂 lol
the perfect whispering video doesn't exi-
i’ve been listening to asmr for 8 years and i didn’t know wtf is tingles.. FINALLY I CAN FEEL IT. nowadays I wake up and look at my phone, your video is playing..
The warm light setting is really cool!
3:24 “stop kissing your screen” well when you have nice lips like that. It can’t be helped
Me: counting beard hair till I fall asleep
Lips look moisturized and all, cool cool. But I’m more interested in that description 😂
@dogmeat510
Ай бұрын
LMFAO I just read it
I don't know if you'll understand me because I don't speak English well, but... I love the sound of the beard hitting the microphone 🙂🫀
@sleepyheadsings
Ай бұрын
Great English 🙌🏼🙌🏼
@curse_xx899
Ай бұрын
Your English is actually awesome! Nothing wrong with that sentence! Well done!!!
@jtw.111
Ай бұрын
You even used “well” instead of “good”. Nice job indeed!
@isaacparadis7951
Ай бұрын
You have perfect English. Great job!
@Riverbreak
Ай бұрын
American here. You sound like a native English speaker to me!
Wow… I have been dealing with a ton of painsomnia these past two nights and the second half of this video is the only thing that helps me to relax enough to make me fall asleep… Thank you so much, Vlado. 🙏🙏🙏
Finally, this is close enough, thank you very much.
I love these tingly, up close videos! I especially love the soft birdsong in the background. It adds a layer of relaxation that is unmatched
Most amount of tingles I’ve had in YEARS (not exaggerating). Thank you!!
the beard scratching against the mic at 2:47 is soooo good 😩 any chance of getting a video of these?
@MisterEPearl
Ай бұрын
OMG YES
The next video I wanna see your pores , and maybe your neutrons and electrons in your composition , we can't have you "too much closer" :D
@quackk2b2t
Ай бұрын
oh my god :sob: realll
@xandria_magic777
Ай бұрын
😂😂
@goldcrispy3917
13 күн бұрын
I laughed at this one 😂😂😂 thanks for making my day better
I think it’s not possible to be closer 😂😂 thanks for this 👍🏼
The audio is so clear and tingly , such a good video
At this point I’m seeing all the molecules
Finding this video was like hearing a distant choir of angels. Amazing
This close but speaking in slovak would be great. I don't know if this can get any better but I really like the way slovak sounds.
@Riverbreak
Ай бұрын
I second this.
My house weighs exactly 8 bags of rice, with each bag of rice weighing 11 bags of rice.
This is actually really tingly.
Now this is good whispering ASMR finally
I don't know what you put in these but since I found your channel I stopped watching other asmr creators, you're the only one who manages to give me tingles and it's amazing
this feels sooo great
Oh wow. That was super tingly.
More great ASMR, thank you! I think future close up videos can feel even closer with just a little bit of panning audio edits~
Ahw it just feels like back in the day when you uploaded the surprises and stuff! Thanks for still creating so good sounds Vlado! 🙌
Please make another one of these... soo good!!
Favorite channel for content and comments 😂 ❤
This video is exactly the thing my lonely touch-starved self needed! 😩♥ Thank you! Please make more like this
I wish my lips looked like this so upclose😭🥹 Great Video! 🎉
@easyASMR
Ай бұрын
thank you! :)
Oh I love this
Soooo tingly 😍
My screen is waterproof and it won’t get damaged 😘 3:24
The next video will be a microscope of skin cells, even closer!
50 shades of tingles 😅
20:00 ok you got it now sleep please
crazy tingles! ahh!
Pov: you to your pets because you have no friends to talk to 💀
I love your close-up videos. Makes me feel like we are there.
Too close is NEVER too close beautiful man ❤🥰😍
I feel we can get even closer :3
I LOVE these close ones!!! Nice Lips 👄 Thanks for all you do, Easy ASMR!
No, still not close 🤣! WE NEED MOREEE❤️❤️
Not enough, closer 😌
Good Morning tomorrow and thanks for very nice dreams😴
19:50 - 21:00 what 😃
Had to change the like count from 666!!! LOL I would have liked it a ways you already know. Love the video and this mini-series of sorts! I’m not sure if it was intentional but the way you whispered in this one is very mouth-sounds-ish and I’m quite fond ❤
So… what are we now? 😂
Just imagine being in POV and you smell his coffee breath😭
ooooo that was noice - but could still get closer lol
Personal space packed the packages and left the planet. Love it.
CLOSER
The color scheme of this video reminds me a lot of the cover for the jar of flies ep by Alice in chains
I’m not going to lie I never know what your saying but it’s cause I’m already asleep by the first minute 😂😂❤️
Oh wow !!!!!!!
Something as ordinary as lips makes me think about the human anatomy when they’re this close 😅 Great Vladeo as always btw!
I WOULD NEVER get you close enough
14:00 😳
Um okay bro what the actual flip
VladoGPT is cooking on the descriptions
vladogpt was working hard for this one 😂💓
19:45 "If you are girl. And If you are not girl, then you are boy." 😅❤️
POV: you're an ant
do u actually write the descriptions for your videos or is it ai generated (or are you ai)
@easyASMR
Ай бұрын
i start music, close my eyes and write blend of all the latest events or abstract thoughts.
@melong.g
Ай бұрын
@@easyASMR that is very inspiring thank you mr easy
This guy knows how to seduce his audience 😮
Really, Vlado!?! Right in front of my 🥗 salad??
@user-hn3gy4dw2r
Ай бұрын
😂
Vlado, so far, this has been a very successful 2024 for your channel. Great views and subscriptions. Let's get you to 160K soon! These videos are a must with earphones. 💚
your breath better be minty fresh
I feel like I can smell your breath through the screen
@len_lena
Ай бұрын
💀💀
@easyASMR
Ай бұрын
tutti fruti chewing gum right
Closer.
not close enough! Come on now. Crawl inside the microphone will you?
Closer
❤ A kiss from italy
@egelidos
Ай бұрын
Two kisses ❤
😂😂 the description kills me brb im gonna go unplug my fridge 😂 also this isn’t close enough 😐
I feel like its time for Gift Torture Club be reactivated since youre showing it too much again hahaha amazing vladeo as always
@easyASMR
Ай бұрын
do it 😈
sick 👌🏻
Ooooooh gimme a trigger words version of this!!!! I miss the Slovak words! ❤❤❤
bro back up
What if we listen to you and don't look at the video ? You'll never be close enough mwahahahaha ! 😝 okay, let's go to sleep now. 🙈
i forgot the happy rain dance! guess im not getting a proper hug from sodium-vapor lamp :(
That secret message 😗😘
Bro said 🫦
3:24 how did you know 😔😔 (In my defense you were calling me with your lips) 😢😢
Cool video! (im kissing my screen)
to co za objektiv pouzivas ze vies ist tak blizko prosim ta???😭
@easyASMR
Ай бұрын
popravde nejaky nobrandovy za 5 korun s dovyrobenym adapterom nech to macruje poriadne 😆
@michalvozar
Ай бұрын
@@easyASMR vies odhadnut kolko moze byt mm? :D
well
Ok you got it now sleep please lmao
Definitely, our beloved Vlado doesn't show his face because he can get all his female subscribers pregnant only by a looking, and he's a gentleman above all. Jokes away, thank you for this kind of videos, they're really relaxing :). Have a nice week!
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Still not close enough 😁😁😁
👌
Я щас засну месте стабои❤❤
I love you
The only way I could be a better player than him was by signing a contract extension and not getting paid a million bucks for the rest the year lol
I always thought your mouth was beautiful. And now very close up. 🫦