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Welcome to another very close asmr video where I whisper you all the secret stuff to make you live the longest, or just sleep the most, or just drool on your hand while sleeping or just change oil in your engine, as you wish I can do.
I know you have already prepared 8bags of rice, each bag weighting exactly one bag of rice. With all those calculations out of the way we can stand in a way of more important things, like the hole in your pants when you tried to bend in a wrong direction. Its ok it happens to all of us that don't do a happy rain dance when we are in need of some proper hug from Sodium-vapor lamp that make us sleep like babies even that we don't even think about it anymore. But its really like that. Don't be worried of making some heel spins around your center, but make sure its geometrical center, not center of mass since that can mess up your calculations and you can end up spinning into the earth core making all the remaining frontalbrokenteeth flips impossible or almost undoable. So if you managed to make out with that light before burning your tongue to oblivion you are all free to go and run towards your favorite fridge to unplug it from wall so that you can plug your least favorite fork into that socket and expect your unfavorite human to bjutifly fly back to the bed. now all shaky and ready for a bedtime story BBQ with a smell of burned hair between your eyebrows we can peacefully sleep, but right before we get up and slap that annoying neighbor that you haven't seen since last shovelbonk. make it clear for him that its not the first and not the last time. he should known better. good night and wonderful dreams full of no neighbors, just me, even if we are neighbors.... good morning tomorrow
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  • @gibboyeah
    @gibboyeahАй бұрын

    me talking to the food in the microwave so it heats up faster

  • @hiilikem

    @hiilikem

    Ай бұрын

    i'm dead 💀😭😭😭

  • @user-sy6kq7ww4j

    @user-sy6kq7ww4j

    Ай бұрын

    Lmao 🤣😂

  • @lunosunuz

    @lunosunuz

    Ай бұрын

    He liked it 😭😭

  • @JayDe2k6

    @JayDe2k6

    Ай бұрын

    😭😭😭😭😭

  • @roniii735
    @roniii735Ай бұрын

    I feel like he's gonna kiss me and I don't know how to feel about it...

  • @__Marielle__

    @__Marielle__

    Ай бұрын

    Well I don't mind 😂

  • @thecloudof98

    @thecloudof98

    Ай бұрын

    @@__Marielle__ im with you😂

  • @zwiebeldogs

    @zwiebeldogs

    Ай бұрын

    Ya but he's gonna kiss you on the eye

  • @yazdan018

    @yazdan018

    Ай бұрын

    Feel gay

  • @egelidos

    @egelidos

    Ай бұрын

    Just enjoy the feeling😊😊

  • @ven4673
    @ven4673Ай бұрын

    the next video will be from inside his mouth ahaha, cant wait to listen to this one

  • @easyASMR

    @easyASMR

    Ай бұрын

    already gluing my microscope to a camera 🤣

  • @Segal231

    @Segal231

    Ай бұрын

    thats a GREAT idea!

  • @bababooey_17

    @bababooey_17

    Ай бұрын

    It's gonna be like this episode of the Magic School Bus where they went inside one of the boys' body 😅

  • @jayl.6126

    @jayl.6126

    Ай бұрын

    @@bababooey_17 that just unearthed a memory ... didn't one of the students start talking to the boy with a megaphone or something to not eat her cookie? lol

  • @xBlueDiamond
    @xBlueDiamondАй бұрын

    03:24 "stop kissing. you damage your screen" LOL

  • @Silvia-hr1wr

    @Silvia-hr1wr

    Ай бұрын

    Ahahahah I had to rewind the video multiple times to read it LOL

  • @xBlueDiamond

    @xBlueDiamond

    Ай бұрын

    me too lol@@Silvia-hr1wr

  • @aminahamino

    @aminahamino

    Ай бұрын

    how did u even catch that i had to play it slower 😭😭

  • @easyASMR

    @easyASMR

    Ай бұрын

    man you need to upgrade your eyes to vision 120Hz 🧐

  • @thecloudof98
    @thecloudof98Ай бұрын

    i need part two,and part three of these.ITS VERY IMPORTANT WE GET MORE

  • @Alwayshungryandtired

    @Alwayshungryandtired

    Ай бұрын

    This is part 3 and he keeps getting closer and closer and I think we're about to be eaten for part 4 grab your umbrella!

  • @Alwayshungryandtired

    @Alwayshungryandtired

    Ай бұрын

    Ps if I missed one someone pls let me know how long ago it was posted ❤ tysm

  • @AndresMorenov

    @AndresMorenov

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Alwayshungryandtiredlol 😂

  • @AndresMorenov

    @AndresMorenov

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Alwayshungryandtired😂 lol

  • @judgingyoutelepathically
    @judgingyoutelepathicallyАй бұрын

    the perfect whispering video doesn't exi-

  • @short_life_beetle
    @short_life_beetleАй бұрын

    i’ve been listening to asmr for 8 years and i didn’t know wtf is tingles.. FINALLY I CAN FEEL IT. nowadays I wake up and look at my phone, your video is playing..

  • @harshyadav9896
    @harshyadav9896Ай бұрын

    The warm light setting is really cool!

  • @Mailman2-1Actual
    @Mailman2-1ActualАй бұрын

    3:24 “stop kissing your screen” well when you have nice lips like that. It can’t be helped

  • @bloodybarracuda7742
    @bloodybarracuda7742Ай бұрын

    Me: counting beard hair till I fall asleep

  • @AvengefulSiren
    @AvengefulSirenАй бұрын

    Lips look moisturized and all, cool cool. But I’m more interested in that description 😂

  • @dogmeat510

    @dogmeat510

    Ай бұрын

    LMFAO I just read it

  • @wafaawafaa2178
    @wafaawafaa2178Ай бұрын

    I don't know if you'll understand me because I don't speak English well, but... I love the sound of the beard hitting the microphone 🙂🫀

  • @sleepyheadsings

    @sleepyheadsings

    Ай бұрын

    Great English 🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @curse_xx899

    @curse_xx899

    Ай бұрын

    Your English is actually awesome! Nothing wrong with that sentence! Well done!!!

  • @jtw.111

    @jtw.111

    Ай бұрын

    You even used “well” instead of “good”. Nice job indeed!

  • @isaacparadis7951

    @isaacparadis7951

    Ай бұрын

    You have perfect English. Great job!

  • @Riverbreak

    @Riverbreak

    Ай бұрын

    American here. You sound like a native English speaker to me!

  • @TrishaR84
    @TrishaR84Ай бұрын

    Wow… I have been dealing with a ton of painsomnia these past two nights and the second half of this video is the only thing that helps me to relax enough to make me fall asleep… Thank you so much, Vlado. 🙏🙏🙏

  • @JorechDalc
    @JorechDalcАй бұрын

    Finally, this is close enough, thank you very much.

  • @jadedzealot7150
    @jadedzealot7150Ай бұрын

    I love these tingly, up close videos! I especially love the soft birdsong in the background. It adds a layer of relaxation that is unmatched

  • @evelynarquette
    @evelynarquetteАй бұрын

    Most amount of tingles I’ve had in YEARS (not exaggerating). Thank you!!

  • @joeeemama69
    @joeeemama69Ай бұрын

    the beard scratching against the mic at 2:47 is soooo good 😩 any chance of getting a video of these?

  • @MisterEPearl

    @MisterEPearl

    Ай бұрын

    OMG YES

  • @Lavaginadetutia
    @LavaginadetutiaАй бұрын

    The next video I wanna see your pores , and maybe your neutrons and electrons in your composition , we can't have you "too much closer" :D

  • @quackk2b2t

    @quackk2b2t

    Ай бұрын

    oh my god :sob: realll

  • @xandria_magic777

    @xandria_magic777

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂

  • @goldcrispy3917

    @goldcrispy3917

    13 күн бұрын

    I laughed at this one 😂😂😂 thanks for making my day better

  • @zoedalsace68
    @zoedalsace68Ай бұрын

    I think it’s not possible to be closer 😂😂 thanks for this 👍🏼

  • @sahyj
    @sahyjАй бұрын

    The audio is so clear and tingly , such a good video

  • @menalogy
    @menalogyАй бұрын

    At this point I’m seeing all the molecules

  • @darcyblue9900
    @darcyblue9900Ай бұрын

    Finding this video was like hearing a distant choir of angels. Amazing

  • @Lydia1973
    @Lydia1973Ай бұрын

    This close but speaking in slovak would be great. I don't know if this can get any better but I really like the way slovak sounds.

  • @Riverbreak

    @Riverbreak

    Ай бұрын

    I second this.

  • @ozzyningning
    @ozzyningningАй бұрын

    My house weighs exactly 8 bags of rice, with each bag of rice weighing 11 bags of rice.

  • @lesgoldsicher
    @lesgoldsicherАй бұрын

    This is actually really tingly.

  • @crustycarrots538
    @crustycarrots538Ай бұрын

    Now this is good whispering ASMR finally

  • @ludovicacastaldo7593
    @ludovicacastaldo7593Ай бұрын

    I don't know what you put in these but since I found your channel I stopped watching other asmr creators, you're the only one who manages to give me tingles and it's amazing

  • @josefdean8280
    @josefdean8280Ай бұрын

    this feels sooo great

  • @LeCrenn
    @LeCrennАй бұрын

    Oh wow. That was super tingly.

  • @plushiemikey
    @plushiemikeyАй бұрын

    More great ASMR, thank you! I think future close up videos can feel even closer with just a little bit of panning audio edits~

  • @Hani300
    @Hani300Ай бұрын

    Ahw it just feels like back in the day when you uploaded the surprises and stuff! Thanks for still creating so good sounds Vlado! 🙌

  • @La_TangoMariaa
    @La_TangoMariaaАй бұрын

    Please make another one of these... soo good!!

  • @missionspooky
    @missionspookyАй бұрын

    Favorite channel for content and comments 😂 ❤

  • @ARMORXV
    @ARMORXVАй бұрын

    This video is exactly the thing my lonely touch-starved self needed! 😩♥ Thank you! Please make more like this

  • @blueblueasmr
    @blueblueasmrАй бұрын

    I wish my lips looked like this so upclose😭🥹 Great Video! 🎉

  • @easyASMR

    @easyASMR

    Ай бұрын

    thank you! :)

  • @katelovespizza
    @katelovespizzaАй бұрын

    Oh I love this

  • @MochiFlurryGames
    @MochiFlurryGamesАй бұрын

    Soooo tingly 😍

  • @Human-ct6dp
    @Human-ct6dpАй бұрын

    My screen is waterproof and it won’t get damaged 😘 3:24

  • @AlexTannertv
    @AlexTannertvАй бұрын

    The next video will be a microscope of skin cells, even closer!

  • @ladymoon1317
    @ladymoon1317Ай бұрын

    50 shades of tingles 😅

  • @NIK0NI
    @NIK0NIАй бұрын

    20:00 ok you got it now sleep please

  • @brendano3735
    @brendano3735Ай бұрын

    crazy tingles! ahh!

  • @Dusty_Crusty09
    @Dusty_Crusty09Ай бұрын

    Pov: you to your pets because you have no friends to talk to 💀

  • @secretchef
    @secretchefАй бұрын

    I love your close-up videos. Makes me feel like we are there.

  • @Intimateflow
    @IntimateflowАй бұрын

    Too close is NEVER too close beautiful man ❤🥰😍

  • @Mailman2-1Actual
    @Mailman2-1ActualАй бұрын

    I feel we can get even closer :3

  • @krossBoxCoachKrose80
    @krossBoxCoachKrose80Ай бұрын

    I LOVE these close ones!!! Nice Lips 👄 Thanks for all you do, Easy ASMR!

  • @Ylan_brd
    @Ylan_brdАй бұрын

    No, still not close 🤣! WE NEED MOREEE❤️❤️

  • @AndresMorenov
    @AndresMorenovАй бұрын

    Not enough, closer 😌

  • @milenajulia
    @milenajuliaАй бұрын

    Good Morning tomorrow and thanks for very nice dreams😴

  • @Dusty_Crusty09
    @Dusty_Crusty09Ай бұрын

    19:50 - 21:00 what 😃

  • @caidenford9311
    @caidenford9311Ай бұрын

    Had to change the like count from 666!!! LOL I would have liked it a ways you already know. Love the video and this mini-series of sorts! I’m not sure if it was intentional but the way you whispered in this one is very mouth-sounds-ish and I’m quite fond ❤

  • @chaewon9971
    @chaewon9971Ай бұрын

    So… what are we now? 😂

  • @TommyHead-lf7qi
    @TommyHead-lf7qi13 күн бұрын

    Just imagine being in POV and you smell his coffee breath😭

  • @houldcroft89
    @houldcroft89Ай бұрын

    ooooo that was noice - but could still get closer lol

  • @ivansleepy4722
    @ivansleepy4722Ай бұрын

    Personal space packed the packages and left the planet. Love it.

  • @bonheur2658
    @bonheur2658Ай бұрын

    CLOSER

  • @masoncourt1183
    @masoncourt118322 күн бұрын

    The color scheme of this video reminds me a lot of the cover for the jar of flies ep by Alice in chains

  • @myaserrano5158
    @myaserrano5158Ай бұрын

    I’m not going to lie I never know what your saying but it’s cause I’m already asleep by the first minute 😂😂❤️

  • @Clarisselhc
    @ClarisselhcАй бұрын

    Oh wow !!!!!!!

  • @tuncgormus
    @tuncgormusАй бұрын

    Something as ordinary as lips makes me think about the human anatomy when they’re this close 😅 Great Vladeo as always btw!

  • @saebica
    @saebicaАй бұрын

    I WOULD NEVER get you close enough

  • @yvs.1993
    @yvs.1993Ай бұрын

    14:00 😳

  • @user-fl6kj4kc6x
    @user-fl6kj4kc6xАй бұрын

    Um okay bro what the actual flip

  • @bowserbros.4929
    @bowserbros.4929Ай бұрын

    VladoGPT is cooking on the descriptions

  • @hellokittysglock
    @hellokittysglockАй бұрын

    vladogpt was working hard for this one 😂💓

  • @latenightneons
    @latenightneonsАй бұрын

    19:45 "If you are girl. And If you are not girl, then you are boy." 😅❤️

  • @OshawottLuke
    @OshawottLukeАй бұрын

    POV: you're an ant

  • @melong.g
    @melong.gАй бұрын

    do u actually write the descriptions for your videos or is it ai generated (or are you ai)

  • @easyASMR

    @easyASMR

    Ай бұрын

    i start music, close my eyes and write blend of all the latest events or abstract thoughts.

  • @melong.g

    @melong.g

    Ай бұрын

    @@easyASMR that is very inspiring thank you mr easy

  • @egelidos
    @egelidosАй бұрын

    This guy knows how to seduce his audience 😮

  • @gobbleswells2883
    @gobbleswells2883Ай бұрын

    Really, Vlado!?! Right in front of my 🥗 salad??

  • @user-hn3gy4dw2r

    @user-hn3gy4dw2r

    Ай бұрын

    😂

  • @eddiedaniels5034
    @eddiedaniels5034Ай бұрын

    Vlado, so far, this has been a very successful 2024 for your channel. Great views and subscriptions. Let's get you to 160K soon! These videos are a must with earphones. 💚

  • @onefunkyboi
    @onefunkyboiАй бұрын

    your breath better be minty fresh

  • @rauha-tati3971
    @rauha-tati3971Ай бұрын

    I feel like I can smell your breath through the screen

  • @len_lena

    @len_lena

    Ай бұрын

    💀💀

  • @easyASMR

    @easyASMR

    Ай бұрын

    tutti fruti chewing gum right

  • @meaganhenscheid9305
    @meaganhenscheid9305Ай бұрын

    Closer.

  • @AKayfabe
    @AKayfabeАй бұрын

    not close enough! Come on now. Crawl inside the microphone will you?

  • @Angwasss
    @AngwasssАй бұрын

    Closer

  • @alessandraparadisi2200
    @alessandraparadisi2200Ай бұрын

    ❤ A kiss from italy

  • @egelidos

    @egelidos

    Ай бұрын

    Two kisses ❤

  • @Persephone7772
    @Persephone7772Ай бұрын

    😂😂 the description kills me brb im gonna go unplug my fridge 😂 also this isn’t close enough 😐

  • @renatoritto
    @renatorittoАй бұрын

    I feel like its time for Gift Torture Club be reactivated since youre showing it too much again hahaha amazing vladeo as always

  • @easyASMR

    @easyASMR

    Ай бұрын

    do it 😈

  • @shoobydoo4303
    @shoobydoo4303Ай бұрын

    sick 👌🏻

  • @nykolac5215
    @nykolac5215Ай бұрын

    Ooooooh gimme a trigger words version of this!!!! I miss the Slovak words! ❤❤❤

  • @xo_fate
    @xo_fateАй бұрын

    bro back up

  • @0xymor3
    @0xymor3Ай бұрын

    What if we listen to you and don't look at the video ? You'll never be close enough mwahahahaha ! 😝 okay, let's go to sleep now. 🙈

  • @falcoperlan
    @falcoperlanАй бұрын

    i forgot the happy rain dance! guess im not getting a proper hug from sodium-vapor lamp :(

  • @insatiablespark7069
    @insatiablespark7069Ай бұрын

    That secret message 😗😘

  • @vklver
    @vklver24 күн бұрын

    Bro said 🫦

  • @sinistroTanaka
    @sinistroTanakaАй бұрын

    3:24 how did you know 😔😔 (In my defense you were calling me with your lips) 😢😢

  • @Why4k
    @Why4kАй бұрын

    Cool video! (im kissing my screen)

  • @michalvozar
    @michalvozarАй бұрын

    to co za objektiv pouzivas ze vies ist tak blizko prosim ta???😭

  • @easyASMR

    @easyASMR

    Ай бұрын

    popravde nejaky nobrandovy za 5 korun s dovyrobenym adapterom nech to macruje poriadne 😆

  • @michalvozar

    @michalvozar

    Ай бұрын

    @@easyASMR vies odhadnut kolko moze byt mm? :D

  • @tonzineo
    @tonzineoАй бұрын

    well

  • @TylerDurden-kv6vm
    @TylerDurden-kv6vmАй бұрын

    Ok you got it now sleep please lmao

  • @2kesayota942
    @2kesayota942Ай бұрын

    Definitely, our beloved Vlado doesn't show his face because he can get all his female subscribers pregnant only by a looking, and he's a gentleman above all. Jokes away, thank you for this kind of videos, they're really relaxing :). Have a nice week!

  • @Kombajn04
    @Kombajn04Ай бұрын

    🥇

  • @avokittypup
    @avokittypupАй бұрын

    Still not close enough 😁😁😁

  • @ibeenbarking
    @ibeenbarkingАй бұрын

    👌

  • @user-vv7wp1wo4s
    @user-vv7wp1wo4sАй бұрын

    Я щас засну месте стабои❤❤

  • @andrewgarfield9898
    @andrewgarfield9898Ай бұрын

    I love you

  • @kevinlong2822
    @kevinlong2822Ай бұрын

    The only way I could be a better player than him was by signing a contract extension and not getting paid a million bucks for the rest the year lol

  • @marcosaureliopinheiro
    @marcosaureliopinheiroАй бұрын

    I always thought your mouth was beautiful. And now very close up. 🫦