If you wanna see the penis with bat wings, we put it up on Patreon because everyone else seems to have a 'problem' with a penis with bat wings. It's always bullet with butterfly wings and never penis with bat wings.

@user-ow2cs7fb5l

20 күн бұрын

That's a sentence I never thought I'd read

@SpacyRoboClown

20 күн бұрын

Relatable, Justice for the penis with bat wings!!

@games4lifefreak

20 күн бұрын

Are the batwings made from foreskin? Could be the issue.

@JackPoppy

20 күн бұрын

Penis with Bat Wings from Arin's favorite double album of all time, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by Smashing Pumpkins.

@jermonejackson8437

20 күн бұрын

I have no issue with it ❤

Between the Gas Station and the Supermarket I am fully ready for a full Grumps based simulated economy.

@shiberamune

20 күн бұрын

payment is kisses! but only from your dad. or spiders

@anthonybalista7421

20 күн бұрын

Simulator kiiiissss?

@jadia87

20 күн бұрын

Actually same tho

@burnin8able

20 күн бұрын

an entire city where every business is run by a overly stressed out, panicked Arin with Dan following calmly behind him

@andrewgelos9778

20 күн бұрын

Last episode Dan mentioned power washing the station, and I immediately imagined the greater Game Grumps Simulated Universe.

arin sweeping the car away at the end had me DYING

@HawtDawg420

20 күн бұрын

I literally started choking 😂

@RealSushiiTV

20 күн бұрын

"FUCKING GO!" this is a peak moment right here hahah

@zachjacobs6147

20 күн бұрын

Fuckin same, bro

@KnightWhoSaysNopeAvi

20 күн бұрын

"Hey, it's Josh. Welcome back to Le-... uh, did anyone else feel that?"

@maggs131

20 күн бұрын

I died 🤣☠️ they can't stop now with this new found power!!!!

Thanks to SbassBear, nothing gets me more excited then when Arin and Dan start seriously riffing lyrics to the game music.

@greedyProphet

20 күн бұрын

I hope "Liftin' Dirt" becomes a sequel to "Forklift Simulator". Also, "Stains (Mostly Mine)" is going to be a banger, I know it.

@valkyriechan

20 күн бұрын

i already need to send Mostly Mine to my bf.

@lauramichelle6976

20 күн бұрын

I understand they need time to produce the music. but the wait is so hard 😂 they've had so many bangers recently (the poopin gin the tub song from Horsez, everything in this game, daddys wants to ride the bus from Fernbus....) my 2025 spotify wrapped is going to be all sbassbear lol

@sophiapeters8206

20 күн бұрын

Legit my thoughts. I need some dirt music from this episode

@mamagoonster9268

20 күн бұрын

I’m still waiting for them to drop “shit in the tub”

Arin: "WHERE'S MY ALCOHOL SHELVES?!" Me: "IN YOUR BACKPACK, ARIN, PLEASE OPEN IT" lmao I hope he finds them

@coralscorpion

20 күн бұрын

If we boost your comment, he just might remember 😂

@paisen759

20 күн бұрын

I was screaming this at my screen since he bought them LMAOO

@lols2much

20 күн бұрын

@@paisen759 no same, it was like the most frustrating episode of Dora lmaooo

@anthonydelfino6171

20 күн бұрын

now that he's discovered the power of the push broom, there's no reason to ever engage with this game "correctly" again...

@MegamanStarforce2010

20 күн бұрын

why are the shelves inside the backpack wtfff

God I wish these games were co-op so Dan could work for his psycho boss Arin. Arin: DAN KICK ELVIS OUT OF THE STORE!!! Dan: All right, stop yelling at me 😢.

@residentialbookworm1625

15 күн бұрын

"Take it easy, Arin."

“How do I order music?” Well maybe if you hadn’t yelled at Ghost Elvis!!

Arin's superhuman stress-induced rage giving him broom-based telekinesis at the end was a goddamn cherry on the cake of a phenomenal episode

@RoadRunner217

17 күн бұрын

"Broom-based Telekinesis" sounds like a scientific paper written by a witch. Like, a scientist that's also a real witch.

@AngelWingsYT

16 күн бұрын

he was so done he was able to quite literal sweep the customers away XD

I hope they continue this. I am so ready for long-plays of supermarket sim and gas station sim. Also, pretty sure his alcohol shelves were in the inventory in the circle tool menu.

@weavejer26

18 күн бұрын

Yeah, they're in his backpack xD

I paused this episode to watch the Cerveza Cristal commercials. I was not disappointed. 10/10

@briangruenewald7536

20 күн бұрын

27:00 😂😂😂

@adfdasdfadfadsfareae

20 күн бұрын

YT has announced they're going to start cramming unskippable ads into videos the same way.

@Gibmester

20 күн бұрын

@@adfdasdfadfadsfareaeas long as it’s cervesa cristal I’m not complaining

@johm3002

18 күн бұрын

@@adfdasdfadfadsfareae “the same way” I think you didn’t watch the cerveza crystal Star Wars video

@dezi51096

18 күн бұрын

Agreed so funny 😂😂

Him walking past the (clearly) wide open warehouse door multiple times, after insisting both doors were closed, is classic Arin. 😂

I love imaging Dan and arin as Co workers in the back ground of the NPCs lives that are truly chaos

@chrisw4455

20 күн бұрын

Beautiful mental image there

@tommykammers1847

10 күн бұрын

And perfect material for game grumps animated.

DEAR LORD ARIN JUST SWEEPING A CAR TILL IT LIKE ROLLS OVER SENT ME! WTFF 😂😂😂😂😂

@Trygyl

20 күн бұрын

If you get the broom under vehicles the right way you can straight up fling them, bloody hilarious

@invertedsun

20 күн бұрын

@@Trygyl @digitalgamer457 Theres and achievement for it too lmao

@resileaf9501

20 күн бұрын

This was not the ending I expected and I am over the moon, much like the cars he started sweeping.

@Penquinn14

20 күн бұрын

honestly it's what got this game a lot of attention. Channels like Lets Game It Out sparked a big interest in this game because of how funny it was to break the mechanics, that's why in the tutorial it tells you that if the cars get too mixed up (or if you ruin it yourself) they'll fix themselves after 60 seconds since its a really fun glitch but it literally broke the game before since the cars would be stuck until you brushed them unstuck

@neonblkhole

20 күн бұрын

*til

I like to imagine that in the Gas Station Sim universe, Arin’s just a guy walking around talking to himself (to Dan which is a figment of his imagination, like a devil on the shoulder thing). Just looking insane to his customers but they have no choice because he’s the only gas station for miles around.

I love that..."Where do I buy alcohol shelves?!" after staring right at a picture of an "Alcohol" shelf with the word "Shelves" right on the picture. Classic.

I'd love to see a supercut of every time Arin yells at customers in a sim game.

@anthonybalista7421

20 күн бұрын

I’d kiss to that!

30:27 That moment when you're looking for something, can't find it, and it's right in front of you. xD

@anythingelse7855

20 күн бұрын

"ITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU"

I want 100+ episodes of this game especially after Arin figuring out you would roll the customers with his broom

Arin's uncle (and his uncle's cigar) wasn't super lit until his uncle's trademarked bassline played whilst his uncle relit his already lit cigar.

Arin’s refusal (or rather ignorance of) closing the gas station to do maintenance is peak

@psbox362

20 күн бұрын

Nah, it's refusal. Dan suggested multiple times to close shop and Arin argued that he can't make money that way.

Watching this is constantly wanting to scream "Arin! Pay attention!"

@monk3110

19 күн бұрын

That’s why you don’t watch. Just leave it in the background till something hilarious comes up like “Yelvis”

Literally yelling at my screen, "OPEN THE F***ING BACKPACK ARIN!!" Classic rushing everything and not paying attention to the BRIGHT FLASHING RED MARKERS that show what youre supposed to be doing.

@kayzmavc4596

20 күн бұрын

"I don't have $500?!?" Yes, because you spent it on two alcohol shelves.🙃 I hope they play this again and figure out where to find the shelves he purchased.

@hellsoul0

20 күн бұрын

ahhh yes. in some ways we've never changed since 10 years ago. Good ol arin.

@Retroactive_R

20 күн бұрын

You love to see it though.

@vicentegeonix

20 күн бұрын

Like for real, it feels like they never pay attention to what they read.

@burnin8able

20 күн бұрын

"I don't need to catch my breath, I'm makin money here!" Arin says, while panicking and forgetting how to place shelves like he learned how to do maybe 30 minutes ago, max.

Of course arin never close the station to be able to do some stuff without stressing about clients, gotta work 168h a week!

ah yes, Kenny with the striped suit and .44 Magnum revolver that killed the Mailman from Fallout: Old Las Vegas

@helloimzane

20 күн бұрын

Hope this playthrough doesn’t lead to any Fallout between us… fallout: new vegas

@theavenger2378

20 күн бұрын

My favourite character! 'Ding-a-ling buddy'!

@ShoppingAttic

20 күн бұрын

Matthew Perry 💔

@masterofthetear8138

20 күн бұрын

"What in the dang heck?"

@eth_ann

20 күн бұрын

He was trying to usurp his boss, Señor Apartment!

Dan laughing and yelling at Arin at the end, "ARIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" had me in stitches !🤣🤣🤣 Too freaking funny!

Arin trying to clean up the warehouse while pumping gas, ringing up customers, and refilling the station's gas tank had me losing my mind. I was yelling at the screen, "close the station, and then you can restock the shelves, refill the tank, and mess around with the warehouse without worrying about customers.

In case you play again the stands will be in your backpack. When you buy products the green circle means they are a good price and red circle means they are a bad peice so for more profit just buy stuff with green circles. You can turn off the grafitti and people stealing from you in the settings ifyou want. Make sure when you fix the bus stop you arefully stocked with products.

@molerewey5909

20 күн бұрын

I usually wait until the prices are at their lowest before buying.

Arin's pointlessly frantic movement reminds me of the evasive maneuvers you'd use in intentionally-overpaced shooters like Unreal and Quake back in the day.

@Atolm4

20 күн бұрын

Or the half life speed runs where the camera is moved in circles!

I'm from Chile and Arin explaining CERVEZA CRISTAL made my day

@rodarkness6189

20 күн бұрын

El sentimiento de sentirme orgulloso es una huea super rara xD

@Howuf

20 күн бұрын

Es cierto lo que dijo?

@sandii22

16 күн бұрын

​@@Howufsí es cierto jajajaja

I think a gas station where the attendants pump your gas AND sing for you could be big

@1WEareBUFO1

17 күн бұрын

They pump gas, serenade for tips, and kiss dads for free.

Arin: *reads OUT LOUD that deliveries aren’t instant* Also Arin: WHERE TF ARE MY SHELVES (directly after ordering)

@psbox362

20 күн бұрын

Nah, gas and snacks/drinks take time to deliver. The shelves are immediately available. They're just in Arin's backpack. Placing shelves was like one of the first things Arin did in the game, and he already forgot how to do it.

the amount of fun arin is having is absolutely infectious. we need more management game!!

ah yes. Arin "Self Tilt" Hanson strikes again. lmao these moments are hilarious

@roxbird20

20 күн бұрын

More like "shelf tilt" :D

12:49 listening to arin just talking to himself with a slight southern accent is so funny

God I’m so glad this is a series.

28:41 "WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOX" *Cerveza Crystal!*

They need to make this a long series.

@goldlyves

20 күн бұрын

for real!

@Altamos0023

20 күн бұрын

please dan's need for long series sunday

The alcohol stand is in the backpack on the tool wheel, I think. Also _PLEASE MAKE MORE I LOVE THIS_

i was so hoping they'd find out about launching cars with the broom like jerma did, and the thumbnail told me everything needed to know

That's not Elvis, that's Yellvis!

@crazydiamondmlp

20 күн бұрын

YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG

I really hope one of the animators makes a short where Arin is running around, screaming about not knowing where the shelves are, while having them strapped to his back.

It's now my habit to immediately check the description and hashtags of Game Grumps videos to see what little hidden jokes there are lol

@marissamason596

20 күн бұрын

They have some bangers

@neonblkhole

20 күн бұрын

oh ya censoreddong makes sense now

i could barely breathe from laughter there at the end when arin used the broom to push one of the cars around

I ran short on time and skipped to the end thinking, "hmm, maybe they have a good laugh at the end of the episode..." And boy did they deliver. I'm dying from the freakout and the sweeping of the convertible.

Oh I really hope they continue this one. I’m also invested at this point

I (resident chilean lovely) just learnt that the cerveza cristal ad is not only chilean, but HOLY SHIT LucasFilms actually SUED the chilean tv channel that aired the movie with the spliced in ads. This makes it 10x funnier.

I would love it if you guys played this as a long play series! Watching Arin's descent into madness is always a blast!

"Deliveries arent instant" Arin: WHERE IS MY SHELF?!

The plot of this game is basically UHF, only instead of Wierd Al running a TV station owned by Uncle Harvey with a gambling debt to Big Louie, you are running a Gas Station with the help of your uncle (but also owe money to a criminal organization.)

The music really makes a huge difference, good thing they put music over the silence

man this was already a killer episode with arin controlling the screen like he's the guy talking, general old Arinisms and frustrations, Danny's hot riffs, SHOO ELVIS- And then he literally broomed a car out of the line at the end. im dead.

That ending, sweeping the car away had me in actual tears. Thank you so much. I need laughter like that in my life.

Arin under the uv: Why am I blue? What does blue mean? Dan: *horrified* Arin: What does blue mean!? Dan: *Shakes head, disgusted*

Hope we get more Dennis this episode. That was hilarious 🤣

When Arin started flipping the car over and over, i lost it. Lmao 😂 DON'T YOU DARE STOP THE PLAYTHROUGH OF THIS GAME! 😡😭

that ending killed me- i haven't laughed that hard in a while, the gradual descent into madness was beautiful

Nothing like watching Arin have a breakdown. They could easily google where the shelves get delivered lol

@gammagames1413

20 күн бұрын

The best part is that it’s not like it’s delivered somewhere obscure it’s literally just in his inventory. He just has to open the backpack in his tool wheel but he refuses to look anywhere other than where he has already looked. He then wasted money buying a second shelf and then complained about not having enough money for more gas.

@olliebear535

19 күн бұрын

The even better part, is he's literally already placed shelves and forgotten how to do it.

@ittapupu7406

19 күн бұрын

New to GG? Relax, it's just a bit they are doing intentionally.

@miguelnewmexico8641

18 күн бұрын

@@ittapupu7406 who's not relaxed? and no. it is not intentional.

It’s weird how even the most mundane jobs/tasks can be legit satisfying, and even enjoyable, as video games 🤔

@Penquinn14

20 күн бұрын

well yeah when you remove all responsibility, consequences, and all the negative aspects can be ignored it's way better. Power Wash Simulator is really relaxing, if I actually went out and power washed something I'd have to worry about potentially damaging what I'm cleaning, I'd get covered in water, and I'd be standing outside dealing with the heat/cold. Playing the videogame for it I can sit in the same place for 2 hours if I wanted full power blasting the same spot and 0 consequences would happen

Gas Stations, Supermarkets, internet cafés? This is grump city right there

It's BENNY from Fallout: New Vegas, not Kenny. In case anyone was wondering what the hell the title means lmao

@Digifantatic

20 күн бұрын

Lol, I thought they were referencing Uncle Ken from Far Harbor til I watched the episode

@JulianLurain

19 күн бұрын

😂 bro look at the title i think they saw your comment 😂

Oh god, the broom thing got me, hah! We need more of this, guys.

I did *not* expect this fucking ending. Holy shit, this is the most powerful broom in the universe.

Arin's ability to look for something but also ignore it when its right in front of him rivals my own. Our battle will be legendary.

I was so happy when Arin found the broom. Part 3 is gonna be great, lol.

today on arin forgets he can close the store to do work: arin forgets he can close the store to do work

Boy howdy i sure do love glame glumps

@gods-2nd-silliest-goose

20 күн бұрын

um, actually, it's spelled grame grumps

@cameronmyers3973

20 күн бұрын

@@gods-2nd-silliest-goose wrong it’s grum gramps

11:53 Game: Heres a gift “No strings attached” Also game: proceeds to explain how there’s strings attached

This video just increasingly got funnier and funnier, the ending was the cherry on top 😂 laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

Arin is so stupid when it comes to not seeing the giant objectives on the screen or seeing blinking red lights, but goddang if the end of the episode wasn't phenomenal.

You've got [NEW MAIL] X129

Okay I am loving this series please continue, sweeping the car away at the end made me LOL

I love how Arin is playing the game but Dan is the one paying attention to everything

We've gotta get our favorite boys Darnell and Arnold down in the sewers in this game!

Ah, that sweet, sweet Simulator Grumps chaos! (Also, when Dan sang the phrase "over easy," I heard "ovaries E.")

I think my new favorite genre of Game Grumps video is Arin slowly losing his mind playing a business sim while Dan just vibes next to him on the couch.

Arin: can’t see quest marker telling him to fill Jerry can Also Arin: spots tiny cup on the ground.

Who else was shouting at their screen when Arin ordered alcohol instead of soft drinks and never checked his inventory for the alcohol shelf?

This is why Arin has never had a job.

I was doing just fine with this playing in the background while I worked, and then Arin had to go and buy the toilet/bathroom. And then I sat and cry-laughed for several minutes at the Grumps' exchange over cleaning it. "Whose is it?" "Mine!" 10/10

arin being stressed about how customers keep coming and he’s stressed because he needs to do everything while he can literally just close the gas station and get it done faster is peak arin hanson

Pls SbassBear make a remix of the singing in this series

Yea boi more gas station sim!

Arin not paying attention to basic information in front of his face will always irritate me and make me laugh😂

I'm literally crying at arin sweeping the car over 😂😂😂

Omfg that finale

Fresh Grumps? Hooray! (Claps thighs together in glee)

I can only imagine the amount of dropped items and shattered products Arin has handled in his life with the way he takes turns at 200mph. He fully rammed that haybale into that light and then was getting angry that it got stuck even though it got stuck because he's fully sprinting and throwing the camera around like he's trying to hit flicks in an FPS. Honestly shocked that Dan didn't get motion sickness from watching Arin play like that

The end was absolutely golden. Almost spat my coffee out XD

13:43 I believe what Dan is thinking of, or at least the most famous example at least, is Cadillac Ranch outside of Amarillo, Texas, where it's an art installation of a bunch of old model junked Caddy's half buried in the dirt just off the highway. Dunno what it is with Texas and weird roadside attractions. Anyone remember the fake Prada "store" in Marfa?

@MoonlitLycan

20 күн бұрын

Edit: Never mind, he just mentions it in the video afterwards.

Did the uncle start giving help stating that it’s what family is for, only to scam the nephew into a forced loan for a handful of snacks and sodas?

I was not emotionally prepared for Arin to start sweeping the car away

What a fun ride. The last bit of arin flipping the car yelling "get outta here!" Had me in tears laughing 😂😂

I think they're taunting sbassbear now

First!

Ok I watch you guys for years. But this episode made me cry so hard at the ending. I love this. It made my day so much better. Thank you. Now I'm going to find tissues before I blind myself from my own tears.

Throwing the car around with a fucking broom was something special

Day 93 of asking Arin & Dan to finally play The Legend of Dragoon or Syphon Filter PS1 games.

@MalXOLiD

20 күн бұрын

HARPOON

@trevor137

20 күн бұрын

Burning rush!

@salazarsaul532

20 күн бұрын

Volcano

@taylorcorbett8848

20 күн бұрын

Boy how obnoxious could it get lol

@Tokio177

20 күн бұрын

They don’t read comments, bro!

I love this so much. I wish they'd keep playing.

Sweeping the customer over in their car got me so good 😂

Omg the way I weeeezed at Arin shooing the car with the broom! I'm dead 💀